ATTN: "Fantasy Bookers"

[Marc the Smark]

What's the best card the WWE could make with its current talent?

Here are the Rules.
1. The card must be nine matches, and nine matches only.
2. Don't use the roster. Act like it doesn't exist.
3. All wrestlers can only wrestle once. (ie. No tourneys).
4. Except for the Rock and Foley (They are around enough), everyone on your card must be in the WWE now. (No Austin or Hogan).
5. Only up to five total gimmick matches.
6. You must have at least 4 title matches.

Ok Here is mine

1. WWE/World Heavyweight Title Match, One Hour Ironman Match
Chris Benoit vs. Eddie Guerrero

2. Three Stages of Hell: Street Fight, Hell in a Cell, and I Quit
Triple H vs. Mick Foley

3. Two out of Three Falls
Kurt Angle vs. Shawn Michaels

4. Cruiserweight Title Match
Rey Mysterio vs. Billy Kidman

5. The Rock vs. Chris Jericho

6. WWE/World Tag Titles Match, TLC
E+C vs. The Dudley Boys vs. Akio/Sakoda vs. The World’s Greatest Tag Team vs. RVD/Matt Hardy

7. United States/Intercontinental Title Match
William Regal vs. Eugene

8. Casket Match
The Undertaker vs. Kane

9. Jamie Knoble vs. Tajiri

Ok what about you guys.

[#1-norm-fan]

Best POSSIBLE? I've got ideas but keep in mind, some of these would need the proper build up.

In order...

Triple H & Ric Flair vs. Mick Foley & Al Snow *Hell In A Cell Tag Match*

Akio vs. Chavo Guerrero vs. Nunzio vs. Tajiri vs. The Hurricane vs. Jamie Noble *Cruiserweight Title Elimination Match*

Shelton Benjamin vs. Matt Hardy

The Rock vs. The Big Show (Hogan-Andre type match)

Charlie Haas and Rene Dupree vs. RVD and Rey Mysterio vs. The Dudleyz *World Tag Title Hardcore Match*

Kurt Angle vs. Eddie Guerrero

Randy Orton vs. Chris Benoit *IC Title Ladder Match*

John Cena vs. The Undertaker ('Taker as a heel)

Chris Jericho vs. Shawn Michaels *2 out of 3 Falls World Title Match*

[Ferocious]

World Title Match

Chris Jericho vs Chris Benoit vs Kurt Angle
Triple Threat Iron Man Match

IC title match

Shawn Michaels vs RVD
Ladder Match

Tag Title Match

E & C vs Hardyz vs Dudleys
TLC Match

Cruiserweight Title Match

Orlando Jordan vs Jamie Noble vs Rey Mysterio vs Paul London, vs Funaki vs Billy Kidman vs Chavo Guerrero vs Hurricane vs Tajiri vs Spike Dudley vs Rico vs Matt Capotelli

Cruiserweight Open WMXX style

Eddie Guerrero vs Edge

Kane vs Undertaker

John Cena vs Randy Orton vs Shelton Benjamin vs Rene Dupree
Fatal Fourway

Charlie Haas vs Booker T

The Rock vs Mick Foley

[Ferocious]

Here's a card I think people would actually pay money to see:


1. World Title: Chris Benoit vs. Shawn Michaels (Iron Man)

2. WWE Title: Eddie Guerrero vs. JBL (Ladder)

3. Non-title: Randy Orton vs. John Cena

4. Cruiserweight Title: Chavo Guerrero vs. Rey Mysterio Jr.

5. Women's Title: Victoria vs. Molly Holly (First Blood) (Gail Kim banned from ringside)

6. Eugene vs. Triple H

7. Shelton Benjamin vs. Edge (Winner becomes the #1 Contender for the IC Title.)

8. The Undertaker vs. Mordecai vs. Booker T

9. Eric Bischoff vs. Paul HeymanLMAO thats basically a run down of the last couple/next couple of months aside from Cena/Orton.

[Xero]

WWE/World Heavyweight Title Unification Submission Match
Eddie Guerrero vs. Chris Benoit

Inferno Match
Undertaker vs. Kane

Hell in a Cell Match
Triple H vs. Cactus Jack and The Rock

#1 Contenders Match
Shawn Michaels vs. Chris Jericho

Intercontinental/US Title Unification Match
Randy Orton vs. John Cena

Father vs. Son (I wouldnt call that a Gimmick Match...)
Vince McMahon vs. Shane McMahon

Cruiserweight Championship Open
10 Cruisers, 5 matches. Each match MUST last 5 minuites.

Tag Team Title Unification Match TLC
Dudley Boyz vs. Edge and Christian
(They dont have to be current champions, right? Because otherwise this wouldnt work...)

Women's Championship
Molly Holly vs. Victoria

[Corkscrewed]

Haha, Eddie Guerrero vs JBL in a LADDER MATCH!!! :lol:

Actually, I think people would tune in to see if Bradshaw could get his fat lard up a ladder without falling off onto his ass! :rofl:

Um... this might be edited later, but:

Triple Threat Ironman Match for WWE Title
Eddie Guerrero vs Chris Benoit vs Kurt Angle (in prime condition)

Fatal Fourway for Intercontinental Match
Randy Orton vs John Cena vs Renee Dupree vs Shelton Benjamin

Fatal Fourway for Cruiserweight Championship
Chavo Guerrero Jr. vs Rey Mysterio vs Akio vs Paul London

Hell in a Cell
Triple H vs Shawn Michaels

Supernatural Powers on a Pole Match
Undertaker vs Kane vs Mordecai

Triple Threat Fourway for the Women's Title
Victoria vs Molly vs Trish Stratus

Fatal Fourway Ladder Match for Tag Titles
Edge/Jericho vs The Dudleys vs Haas/Rico vs The Bashams

Match for One-Fall
Booker T vs The Rock

Random Eye Candy Diva Bra & Panties WardrobeMalfunctionAnalHardcoreSlobberknockerStunnerRockBottomPedigreeBBQSauceSlutDroolPuppiesPuppie sPuppiesPuppies Match
Stacy Kielber vs Dawn Marie vs Sable vs Torrie Wilson vs Jackie Gayda

[jasonvoorhees]

1st. A first ever Lumber jack tag team match
WWE SMACKDOWN TAG TEAM & RAW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
DUDLEY BOYZ VS HHH & EUGENE

2nd. Charlie Hass Vs Shelton Benjamin Submission Match

3rd. Cruiserweight Champion CAGE MATCH
Christian Vs Chavo Guerrero

4th. Women's Champion
Trish VS Sable Vs Torrie Vs Lita

5th. 2 out of 3 1st. HELL IN A CELL 2nd. INFERNO 3rd. if necessary BURRIED ALIVE MATCH
KANE VS THE UNDERTAKER

6th. RIC FLAIR VS CACTUS JACK STREET FIGHT

7th. LADDER MATCH
RVD VS REY MYSTERIO VS SHAWN MICHAELS VS KURT ANGLE

8th. IC & US CHAMPIONSHIP TRIPLE TIER CAGE MATCH
RANDY ORTON ( LEGEND KILLER) VS JOHN CENA ( DR. OF THUGANOMIC)

9th. WWE UNDISPUTED CHAMPION LAST MAN STANDING MATCH
EDDIE GUERRERO VS CHRIS BENOIT

[The Ravishing One]

What's the best card the WWE could make with its current talent?

Here are the Rules.
1. The card must be nine matches, and nine matches only.
2. Don't use the roster. Act like it doesn't exist.
3. All wrestlers can only wrestle once. (ie. No tourneys).
4. Except for the Rock and Foley (They are around enough), everyone on your card must be in the WWE now. (No Austin or Hogan).
5. Only up to five total gimmick matches.
6. You must have at least 4 title matches.

Ok Here is mine

1. WWE/World Heavyweight Title Match, One Hour Ironman Match
Chris Benoit vs. Eddie Guerrero

2. Three Stages of Hell: Street Fight, Hell in a Cell, and I Quit
Triple H vs. Mick Foley

3. Two out of Three Falls
Kurt Angle vs. Shawn Michaels

4. Cruiserweight Title Match
Rey Mysterio vs. Billy Kidman

5. The Rock vs. Chris Jericho

6. WWE/World Tag Titles Match, TLC
E+C vs. The Dudley Boys vs. Akio/Sakoda vs. The World’s Greatest Tag Team vs. RVD/Matt Hardy

7. United States/Intercontinental Title Match
William Regal vs. Eugene

8. Casket Match
The Undertaker vs. Kane

9. Jamie Knoble vs. Tajiri

Ok what about you guys.

Don't mean to piss on your parade. But how much time you planning on giving your event?

9 matches. One of them being an ironman match. Another 3 stages of hell, then a 2 outta 3 falls. The last 2 matches always go to the third match anyway.

It is fantasy i guess :-\

[Scorpion]

1. WWE/World Heavyweight Title Match, Triple Hell In a Cell
Undertaker vs Mordecai

2. Tag Title TLC Match
Dudley Boys vs Rey Mysterio and RVD vs Randy Orton and Batista

3. Kurt Angle vs. Chris Benoit

4. Cruiserweight Title Match
Akio vs Tajiri

5. The Rock vs Shelton benjamin

6. Inferno Match
Kane vs Matt Hardy

7. United States/Intercontinental Title Match
Al Snow vs. Eugene

8. Bra and Panties Vanilla Pudding Match
Stacy Kiebler vs Torrie Wilson

9. I Quit Match
HBK vs HHH

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod><u>WWE/World Heavyweight Title Iron Man Match</u>
Kurt Angle vs. Chris Jericho

Eddie Guerrero vs. Chris Benoit

<u>WWE Intercontinental/United States Title</u>
John Cena vs. Randy Orton

<u>WWE Cruiserweight Title Gauntlet</u>
Paul London vs. Akio vs. The Hurricane vs. Tajiri vs. Funaki vs. Ultimo Dragon vs. Rey Mysterio vs. Billy Kidman vs. Matt Hardy vs. Jamie Noble vs. Shannon Moore vs. Nunzio vs. Spike Dudley vs. Chavo Guerrero vs. Matt Cappotelli

<u>WWE/World Tag Team Titles</u>
Shelton Benjamin and Charlie Haas vs. Rob Conway and Rene Dupree

Johnny Nitro vs. Shawn Michaels

<u>Ultimate Gimmick Match</u>
Rico vs. Eugene

<u>Street Fight</u>
Ric Flair vs. Mick Foley

<u>Chairs Match (Ring mat gets completely covered with folded up chairs)</u>
Edge vs. Christian</font>
</font>

[I <3 Negros]

Chris Benoit V. Eddie Guerrero Title Unification match

Edge V. HBK Ladder Match

JBL V. Kane

Chavo Jr. V. Rey Mysterio V. Hurricane V. Ultimo Dragon Cruiserweight Title match

Dudley Boyz V. Rob Van Dam & Rhyno Tag team championship ECW Style hardcore match

Orton V. Cena

Dupree V. Angle, France V. U.S. match

Jericho V. HHH

Victoria V. Molly Holly V. Trish Stratus V. Torrie Wilson V. Miss Jackie V. Dawn Marie Womens title battle royal Pools of Water and Mud match (pools of water and mud on either side of ring, knock opponent in to eliminate)

[LK]

WWE/World Heavyweight Title Iron Man match
Chris Benoit vs Kurt Angle

Intercontinental/U.S Title match
Randy Orton vs John Cena

Chris Jericho vs Shawn Michaels - Ladder match

Womens Title
Victoria vs Trish Stratus

Cruiserweight Title
Akio vs Rey Mysterio vs Ultimo Dragon vs Tajiri vs Chavo vs Hurricane

Undertaker vs Kane - Hell in a Cell

Eddie Guerrero vs Booker T

Tag Team Titles
Dudley Boyz vs Edge and Christian vs Worlds Greatest Tag Team vs Paul London/Billy Kidman

Cactus Jack vs Ric Flair - Street Fight

[Wildcat789]

Lumberjack Match for the Intercontinental Title
Randy Orton v Shelton Benjamin v Edge v Tajiri

Boiler Room Brawl
Mick Foley v Rob Van Dam

Cage Match for the World Heavyweight Championship
Chris Benoit v Triple H

Ironman Match
Shawn Michaels v Bret Hart (sorry, I couldn't resist)

First to Tap Out Match for the WWE Championship
Eddie Guerrero v Kurt Angle

Inferno Match
Kane v Undertaker v Mordecai

Over the Top Rope Battle Royal for the Cruiserweight Championship
Chavo Classic v Kenzo Suzuki v Rey Mysterio v Akio v Billy Kidman v Funaki v Jamie Noble v Spike Dudley
I think a match like this would add Credibility back to the cruiserweight championship

4 Team Tag Match for the World Tag Team Championship/WWE Tag Team Championship (unification)
Rico & Haas v Dudley Boyz v Rikishi & Scotty v Benoit & Edge
-This match would have the buildup that Benoit and Edge were doomed before it started because they were already in matches that night.

Triple Threat for the United States Championship
John Cena v Rene Dupree v Chavo Guerrero Jr.
Chavo U.S. Belt Push :love:

These matches are in no particular order

[The icon killer]

WWE/World Heavyweight Title Iron Man match
Chris Benoit vs Ric Flair

Boiler Room Brawl
Mick Foley vs Kane

Eddie Guerrero vs Booker T in a loser leave WWE

Lumberjack Match for the Intercontinental Title
Randy Orton v Shelton Benjamin v Edge v Trish Stratus

Cruiserweight Title Match
Rey Mysterio vs. SHANNON MOORE in a ladder macth

buried alive macth
MORDECAI vs undertaker

[Marc the Smark]

(And for all the marks criticizing me, this is the only realistic card in this entire thread.)

That's not a requirement. Hence, "Fantasy Bookers."

[big_bluto]

Sorry -I'm a bit bored here, so here's what my estranged brain has come up with......

Dip Me In Chocolate & Throw Me To The Lesbians Match
Val Venis v William Regal v Jerry 'The King' Lawler v Jonathon Coachman
(Loser is last one to get licked clean by a large pool of 10 hot chicks :naughty: )

Cruiserweight Title Elimination Chamber Match
Jamie Noble v Chavo Guerrero v Rey Mysterio v Billy Kidman v Paul London v Shannon Moore

WWE Title
Eddie Guerrero v RVD

World Heavyweight Title
John Cena v Randy Orton

Loser gets the electric chair and dies and finally ends this damn feud match
HBK v HHH

5 man tag match up - Survivor Series style
Christian, The Dudleys, Ric Flair & Batista v The Rock, Mick Foley, Eugene, Edge & Shelton Benjamin

No 1 contender match for WWE Title
Angle v Benoit

Intercontinental Title Match
Matt Hardy v Chris Jerico

US Title Match: (Winner doesn't retire)
Rene Dupree v Hardcore Holly v Bradshaw
(Dupree takes a chainsaw to Holly & Bradshaw and makes them permanently retire)

[big_bluto]

(And for all the marks criticizing me, this is the only realistic card in this entire thread.)

Congratulations, you utter bell-end!
You are the first person I have ever considered negative repping.
However I will take your comments with a pinch of salt, and am even now, laughing at them as I am sure that is what you intended.

After all, no fu</>cker is that stupid!

Realistic card in a fantasy thread? :wtf:
And even then, with that card :eek: - did you start watching wrestling 2 weeks ago?
noob, oops sorry, I actually meant to say 'KN</>OB!' :foc:

Maybe it should have read:

(And for all the marks criticizing me, this is the only realistic card in this entire thread that's utter shi</>ite and written by an utter fu</>cking moron.
If you don't believe that I'm a moron, check out my rep.
I'm that much of a fu</>cking moron that I'll probably reply and say I don't give a sh</>it about rep points, but I'm too moronic to disable them or I would have.
And by the way......
I SUCK DONKEY DI</>CK!)

[Edge]

Six Man Elimination Chamber Match For The World Title
Chris Benoit vs Chris Jericho vs Kane vs Shawn Michaels vs Triple H vs Edge

2 Out Of 3 Falls Match, Cage Match, Street Fight, Last Man Standing
Eddie Guerrero vs Kurt Angle

Fatel Four Way No DQ, Pinfalls Count Any Where ( Winner takes both U.S and I.C Title Belts
John Cena vs Randy Orton vs Sheldon Benjamin vs Rene Dupree

Fatel Four Way Match For The WWE Tag Team Championships
Rob Van Dam & Rey Mysterio vs The Dudley Boyz vs Billy Gunn & Bob Holly vs Charlie Hass & Rico

2 out of 3 falls, Street Fight, Hell In A Cell, Last Man Standing Match For The Hardcore Championship
Triple H vs Mic Foly

No DQ, Pin Falls Count Any Where
Shane McMahon vs Vine McMahon

Six Man Over The Top Rope Challange For The Cruiserweight Championship
Funakie vs Spike Dudley vs Akio vs Jamie Noble vs Chavo j.r vs Chavo s.r

Hardcore Match For The Hardcore Championship
Batista vs Mic Foly

That's all I got.

[Fryza]

WWE World Title Match:
Chris Benoit (c) vs. Booker T

WWE Intercontinental Title Triple Threat:
Randy Orton (c) vs. René Dupree vs. Shelton Benjamin

WWE Tag Team 4-Way Turmoil:
Rob Conway and Charlie Haas vs. Christian and Tomoko vs. FBI (Stamboli and Palumbo) vs. Nick Dinsmore and William Regal

First Blood Match:
Shawn Michaels vs. Triple H

WWE US Title Match:
John Cena (c) vs. Edge

WWE Cruiserweight Open (winner ending as champion):
Chavo Guerrero Jr. vs. Ultimo Dragon vs. Taijiri vs. Funaki vs. Jamie Noble vs. Billy Kidman vs. Rey Mysterio vs. Paul London vs. Hurricane vs. Johnny Nitro vs. Shannon Moore vs. Nunzio vs. Akio

Chris Jericho vs. Eddie Guerrero

Mordecai vs. Undertaker

Hardcore Match:
Rhyno vs. Rob Van Dam

Winner Becomes Number One Contendor for IC Title:
Test vs. John Bradshaw Layfield vs. A-Train vs. Rico vs. Maven vs. Sylvain Greiner vs. Billy Gunn vs. Hardcore Holly vs. Big Show vs. Orlando Jordan vs. Kane vs. Matt Hardy vs.Batista vs. Ric Flair

:-\

Edit: Hardly any "gimmick" matches, but I noticed I had ten matches, and this show would probably be like, five hours given enough time to each match and all. :o