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Triple A
04-11-2018, 09:56 PM
83% of the main (male) roster in WWE has facial hair... Doesn't matter... Facial hair / beards are "in" now, etc. This is not a "commentary" about anything.

Just was looking at the wwe.com roster page (http://www.wwe.com/superstars) and noticed that almost everyone had facial hair so decided to count them.

72 had facial hair (83%)
15 did not

(a couple of others were n/a and had lucha masks and stuff)


No Facial Hair

Bobby Lashley
Brock Lesnar
Chad Gable
Dolph Ziggler
Epico Colon
Goldust
Jason Jordan
John Cena
Kane
Kurt Angle
R-Truth
Shelton Benjamin
The Miz (Has facial hair in his roster pic, but typically doesn't)
TJP
Tyler Breeze


Facial Hair

Aiden English
AJ Styles
Akam
Akira Tozawa
Apollo
Ariya Daivari
Baron Corbin
Big Cass
Big E
Big Show
Bo Dallas
Bobby Roode
Braun Strowman
Bray Wyatt
Cedric Alexander
Cesaro
Chris Jericho
Curt Hawkins
Curtis Axel
Daniel Bryan
Dash Wilder
Dean Ambrose
Drew Gulak
Elias
Fandango
Finn Balor
Gentleman Jack Gallagher
Harper
Heath Slater
Jeff Hardy
Jey Uso
Jimmy Uso
Jinder Mahal
Kalisto
Karl Anderson
Kevin Owens
Kofi Kingston
Konnor
Lince Dorado
Luke Gallows
Mark Andrews
Matt Hardy
Mike Kanellis
Mojo Rawley
Mustafa Ali
Neville
No Way Jose
Noam Dar
Primo Colon
Randy Orton
Rezar
Rhyno
Roman Reigns
Rowan
Rusev
Sami Zayn
Samir Singh
Samoa Joe
Scott Dawson
Seth Rollins
Sheamus
Shinsuke Nakamura
Sunil Singh
The Brian Kendrick
Titus O'Neil
Tony Nese
Triple H
Tye Dillinger
Undertaker
Viktor
Xavier Woods
Zack Ryder

Lock Jaw
04-11-2018, 10:12 PM
Please move Drew Gulak to "facial hair"..... he has had a beard for a few months now because now he is "serious"

Triple A
04-11-2018, 10:15 PM
OK cheers

Triple A
04-11-2018, 10:18 PM
Just added Akam and Rezar to the Facial Hair list also. They were not listed on the main roster on wwe.com.

Triple A
04-11-2018, 10:19 PM
Have to add Lashley (No Facial Hair) and No Way Jose (Facial Hair) also

Triple A
04-11-2018, 10:26 PM
NXT RESULTS:

30 had facial hair (81%)
7 did not


No Facial Hair

EC3
Nick Miller (Though he does have a 5 o'clock shadow...)
Pete Dunne
Riddick Moss
Roderick Strong
Tino Sabbatelli
Velveteen Dream


Facial Hair

Adam Cole
Aleister Black
Alexander Wolfe
Andrade "Cien" Almas
Angelo Dawkins
Bobby Fish
Buddy Murphy
Cezar Bononi
Danny Burch
Drew McIntyre
Eric Young
Fabian Aichner
Hanson
Johnny Gargano
Kassius Ohno
Killian Dain
Kyle O'Reilly
Lars Sullivan
Lio Rush (Though only a small goatee...)
Montez Ford
Oney Lorcan
Otis Dozovic
Ricochet
Rowe
Shane Thorne
Tommaso Ciampa
Trent Seven
Tucker Knight
Tyler Bate
Wesley Blake

Evil Vito
04-11-2018, 10:27 PM
Find it funny that they had to remove Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn from the roster page to maintain kayfabe whilst still keeping Neville who has been gone since September.

Triple A
04-11-2018, 10:29 PM
Cheers... Two more on the Facial Hair list.

Please submit any additions or corrections you may have to these lists.

Thank you, everyone.

Curtis
04-12-2018, 01:57 PM
They need to rehire Snitsky, he has a very bad ass beard now.

Big Vic
04-12-2018, 02:50 PM
Damn I can't remember Ambrose having facial hair...

Anybody Thrilla
04-12-2018, 02:58 PM
Ambrose has a bit more than a 5 o'clock shadow. Scruffy beard.

Sixx
04-12-2018, 03:10 PM
Does Shane count as a wrestler?

He wrestles.

Anybody Thrilla
04-12-2018, 03:17 PM
You guys are actually looking at these lists?

Triple A
04-12-2018, 03:25 PM
You guys are actually looking at these lists?

Why wouldn't they . . .

Alphabetical order

Not very difficult

(smh)

Anybody Thrilla
04-12-2018, 03:32 PM
Scanning for omissions though?

Triple A
04-12-2018, 03:42 PM
Just have to remember that Shane McMahon doesn't have facial hair and glance at the "No Facial Hair" list between R-Truth and Shelton Benjamin...

Sixx
04-12-2018, 03:46 PM
Just have to remember that Shane McMahon doesn't have facial hair and glance at the "No Facial Hair" list between R-Truth and Shelton Benjamin...

This, yeah.

I don't even know half the WWE roster, but Shane just immediately sprung to mind, because qualifying him as a wrestler might be "controversial".

Then again, this thread doesn't specifically say "wrestles", just "roster" and I assume he is on it.

Anybody Thrilla
04-12-2018, 03:48 PM
Don't you ellipsis me, Triple A.

rez
04-12-2018, 05:43 PM
Roman should go clean shaven...couldn't hurt.

Helmsphere
04-12-2018, 06:33 PM
Has John Cena actually ever had Facial Hair?

Anybody Thrilla
04-12-2018, 06:40 PM
It would have been cool if Cena grew a disheveled beard while desperately trying to get on the Wrestlemania card, but I guess that's behind us now.

Sixx
04-12-2018, 11:43 PM
http://img.youtube.com/vi/1XXdDX0Du5Q/0.jpg

Yes, I know this is photoshopped.

Anybody Thrilla
04-13-2018, 12:04 AM
:lol: