Cena dumped by Nikki Bella

[RP]

Reports say it was due to his little penis.

[Ruien]

RIP

[Evil Vito]

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[johnsmagic]

hopefully this means we don't see her on TV anymore

[Vastardikai]

My money is on her starting to date Roman.

[GD]

Legit sad. Cena is a classy individual and it sucks that the two are separating.

[slik]

It was probably all for a tv series to start with -- and was never a legit thing -- I wouldn't get too sad.

[Tonya Harding]

I'd let John Cena crowbar my vagina until I couldn't see him.

[Luigi]

Reports say it was due to his little penis.

THIS IS DISRESPECTFUL.

Man, what is with this place? I come on here to discuss wrestling in a classy and respectful manner and this is the type of post that I have to read? I think I'm going to be sick. Where are we at in society when these types of comments are not only tolerated, but are championed by the powers that be? Like or dislike Cena, he has given his blood, sweat, and tears to the business and deserves a lot of respect during what I imagine to be is a trying time for him.

[Luigi]

I'd let John Cena crowbar my vagina until I couldn't see him.

What the heck kind of comment is this?!?!?! :|

[johnsmagic]

better get used to it Luigi

[Destor]

THIS IS DISRESPECTFUL.

Man, what is with this place? I come on here to discuss wrestling in a classy and respectful manner and this is the type of post that I have to read? I think I'm going to be sick. Where are we at in society when these types of comments are not only tolerated, but are championed by the powers that be? Like or dislike Cena, he has given his blood, sweat, and tears to the business and deserves a lot of respect during what I imagine to be is a trying time for him.

None of that will make his dick bigger

[GD]

It was probably all for a tv series to start with -- and was never a legit thing -- I wouldn't get too sad.

That's a bit farfetched, hon.

[GD]

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[Mr. Nerfect]

I would tag team Dolph Ziggler and John Cena until they couldn’t see me or get a push.

[RP]

I just think its lame they announced this on Rusev Day.

[Vastardikai]

Also, since Cena has a thing for brunettes in the business. Who do you think he's going with now?

My money is one of the Iconics.

[Fignuts]

That's a bit farfetched, hon.

I think their relationship was legit, but I wouldn't rule out that whole marriage proposal last year being a publicity stunt.

Or this break up could be a publicity stunt.

Or maybe now that he's a movie star, he's realized his groupies will be much hotter than the ring rats of wrestling, and he wants to get his dick wet.

Or maybe he has a small penis.

[Mr. Nerfect]

John Cena is a big boy and Nikki Bella is a big girl. I'm sure they understood the (public) nature of their relationship.

[GD]

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[slik]

That's a bit farfetched, hon.

Not at all.

Tons of relationships in the entertainment industry are in reality contracts, used for PR/Publicity. That's one of the oldest tricks in Hollywood's books.

[slik]

That practice started decades ago to help hide closeted actors from being non-bankable stars -- was adapted by many straight actors as well. Any celeb couple you see covered by US Weekly, People, etc. is likely more for 'branding' than a actual relationship (mostly).

It's pretty much how Taylor Swift stays in gossip magazines/pop culture when she isn't making 'meh' pop songs.

[Luigi]

I wonder if the WWE would allow The Miz to comment on this? Last year, Cena and Bella absolutely buried The Miz and Maryse in a scathing one-sided promo. The WWE loves worked-shoots and so I do wonder if they would choose to go this route.

[Evil Vito]

Cena's Instagram is pretty depressing.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I don't really like to comment on the personal lives of wrestlers (I suppose I am like Luigi, a fan for over 20 years, in that regard), but the stories that have just inevitably become public about how he's not in a good position with money -- especially given he is still the WWE's biggest star and that he's breaking out in Hollywood -- are just...unbelievable. He doesn't seem as on top of the world as he should. Hopefully he has some fun, unwinds and conquers himself again.

[Danny Electric]

Maybe Elias got his payback by getting Nikki to take a walk with him.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Or maybe now that he's a movie star, he's realized his groupies will be much hotter than the ring rats of wrestling, and he wants to get his dick wet.



lol maybe a less crass version of this could be correct. The Hollywood stuff may have opened his eyes and he wants to branch out. Not just with the ladiesssSSSss but perhaps in some way, he felt Nikki was holding him back, and he wants to start a new life.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Or maybe they just grew apart because that happens. Honestly, it's got be hard "finding love" (if that's their goal) in the industry they're in. There's lots of fickle things, money, fame, opportunity and other people involved. It'd be a challenge.

[slik]

Cena should hook up w Alexa

[Vastardikai]

Cena should hook up w Alexa

That could trigger a feud with <s>Buddy Murphy</s> Braun Strowman.:shifty:

[Juan]

Who cares?

[Blue Demon]

ZOMG LOLZ maybe now I'll have a chance with Nikki!!!!!1111 oh wait, won't impact my life in the least. Sucks, I guess.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Cena should hook up w Alexa

Kenny and Buddy can form a tag team. In Ohio Valley Wrestling.

[Evil Vito]

The same Ohio Valley Wrestling now owned by a clearly not on steroids Al Snow?

[Innovator]

Who cares?

Total Bellas is 35% ruined now

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Who cares?

Everybody in this thread, apparently.

[Mr. Nerfect]

The same Ohio Valley Wrestling now owned by a clearly not on steroids Al Snow?

One in the SAME! Sorry, his roid rage was contagious.

[Big Vic]

I expect Bryan do get depushed now.

[Maluco]

Hard for any couples to stay together in movie biz. Working with new beautiful actresses every 3-4 months, spending long days together. Likes of Chris Pratt got big and girl got dumped. Channing Tatum just freed himself too.

Not saying it is always the men, but usually men are much more commitment shy than women.

Cena has seen what's out there and wants a go at it, imo.

[Gerard]

Probably tired of being seen single in public with the invisible man.

[Evil Vito]

It sounded like Cena wanted to go for the Derek Jeter approach. Just casually dating a different starlet every few months (or in this case, wrestler....certainly have been more than a few he's purported to have hooked up with) but never actually planning on committing. Hell I half expect that he's banged random ring rats and sent them home with parting gifts just like Jeter.

Not even consider settling down or having a family until near retirement, at which point plant your seed in someone 15 years younger.

Cena will be knocking up Peyton Royce by the end of the year.

[Blonde Moment]

Someone made a comment that she was his Beard

[RP]

Small penis for sure

[Theo Dious]

THIS IS DISRESPECTFUL.

Man, what is with this place? I come on here to discuss wrestling in a classy and respectful manner and this is the type of post that I have to read? I think I'm going to be sick. Where are we at in society when these types of comments are not only tolerated, but are championed by the powers that be? Like or dislike Cena, he has given his blood, sweat, and tears to the business and deserves a lot of respect during what I imagine to be is a trying time for him.

Who is this asshole?

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Who is this asshole?

It's Heyman. He's very salty he got banned for being a giant prickhole of a human.

[Vastardikai]

It sounded like Cena wanted to go for the Derek Jeter approach. Just casually dating a different starlet every few months (or in this case, wrestler....certainly have been more than a few he's purported to have hooked up with) but never actually planning on committing. Hell I half expect that he's banged random ring rats and sent them home with parting gifts just like Jeter.

Not even consider settling down or having a family until near retirement, at which point plant your seed in someone 15 years younger.

Cena will be knocking up Peyton Royce by the end of the year.

Iconics debut on Tuesday.
Cent and Nikki's engagement ends on Sunday.
Coincidence?

[Loose Cannon]

for the love of god, turn him heel now. This is perfect

[Innovator]

Yeah Jetes

[Luigi]

Who is this asshole?

I do not appreciate being called an asshole. I also believe that your comment has nothing to do with the topic at hand.

[Luigi]

It's Heyman. He's very salty he got banned for being a giant prickhole of a human.

I'm not even going to respond to this. You are wrong by the way. I take it by your comment that you think I'm another person that used to post here? I can assure you that I'm not, and I'm certain that a quick IP address check can verify that I'm different. Lets not derail this thread any further. If you or anyone wishes to discuss this matter in more detail, feel free to contact me privately via the private messaging function.

[Bad News Gertner]

It's Heyman. He's very salty he got banned for being a giant prickhole of a human.

What on earth are you talking about. It's not Heyman.

[Luigi]

What on earth are you talking about. It's not Heyman.

So, there was another poster on here named Heyman? And I apparently sound like that guy? Weird. Anyways, thank you for your support. Perhaps this matter can be discussed in a more appropriate place as I do not want to derail the thread.

[Bad News Gertner]

This place is all about derailing threads you'll find. Not a lot of civil dicussion.

[Luigi]

This place is all about derailing threads you'll find. Not a lot of civil dicussion.

Thank you for the heads up and yes I've noticed that. I don't mind it actually as I'm sure many posters on here have become friends, and so conversations often extend beyond wrestling, but I do try and take a hard stance to objectionable content. I fail to see the humour in posters speculating that John Cena got dumped due to having a small ***is. That sort of stuff doesn't belong on the boards in my opinion, but I've also been attacked in the private message area by certain posters for complaining about things like this.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Mamma Mia Heyman is back? He's banned. Game Over Luigi!

[Luigi]

Mamma Mia Heyman is back? He's banned. Game Over Luigi!

I'm not even going to respond to this.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

He probably told her she was spending too much.

[Luigi]

He probably told her she was spending too much.


"Take a look but you can't touch."

[ClockShot]

Next week on Total Bellas......

This only makes tonight even more interesting.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Next week on Total Bellas......

This only makes tonight even more interesting.

That neither will be there?

[Luigi]

for the love of god, turn him heel now. This is perfect

It's not going to happen. Cena will stay face throughout the reminder of his WWE tenure.

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Feel like Cena needs at least one dastardly heel run at the top of the card. It's the one thing he's never done. His outside of Bruno, his predecessors have all had at least one run as the top heel.

Hollywood Cena could be fun to watch and it gets him back into the main event in a different way.

[#1-norm-fan]

He basically played chickenshit heel against Taker which was just weird.

[Cool King]

"Take a look but you can't touch."

"You can look but you can't touch"

#STDPost

[Cool King]

Also,

Who cares?

[Cool King]

And why is Ziggler being mentioned on Page 1?

Am I missing something?

[#1-norm-fan]

"You can look but you can't touch"

#STDPost

lol I was pretty shocked that STD didn't post this immediately.

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Chicken shit heel cena isn't interesting. Basically his current self confident character is perfect. Just have him run downthe crowd and faces on the roster and it'll be fine. The face that runs the place is a good heel gimmick.

[Emperor Smeat]

Not surprised it ended up being Cena who dumped Nikki instead.

The common theme about the couple was Nikki being the aggressive one on wanting to progress their relationship and Cena being the most resistant. In hindsight, Nikki should have never pushed for the proposal to happen at Mania since it put too big of a spotlight on Cena and him never being honest about it.

Probably also didn't help Cena was supposedly burning through a lot of his money because he never changed his spending habits and likely saw it as an easy way to keep Nikki preoccupied.

[slik]

The John Cena/Nikki Bella break-up happened months ago and WWE originally wanted to postpone it being public until after the premiere of Total Bellas, but gave both Cena/Nikki permission to make it public today.


WWE is also looking to move away from Total Divas/Total Bellas, as FOX is not interested in either program and WWE has moved past the "Divas" term for women. WrestlingNewsWorld will have more info on the FOX/WWE deal later this week.


credit - wrestlingnewsworld

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

I'm not even going to respond to this. You are wrong by the way. I take it by your comment that you think I'm another person that used to post here? I can assure you that I'm not, and I'm certain that a quick IP address check can verify that I'm different. Lets not derail this thread any further. If you or anyone wishes to discuss this matter in more detail, feel free to contact me privately via the private messaging function.

Chill out, Heyman.

[JimmyMess]

We finally got that Cena heel turn we have been waiting for!!!

[GD]

Guys, if you haven’t, go out of your way to listen to Cena on the Nerdist podcast.

[Mr. Nerfect]

And why is Ziggler being mentioned on Page 1?

Am I missing something?

Ziggler and Nikki Bella used to date. That is why someone posted Mickie James too, re: Cena.

[Jari]

Cena proposing at Wrestlemania because Vince told him to - the ultimate company man!

[Ruien]

Kind of lame to propose to someone and then break up with them. Really shitty thing to do.

[screech]

"WWE gave them permission to make it public..."

I get why that is/could be true, but what a ridiculous thing lol

[rez]

heel mustache wielding DB should swoop in

[Evil Vito]

All around top bloke Daniel Bryan has offered to marry Nikki too in a polyamorous relationship. What a selfess hero to us all.

[Luigi]

Chill out, Heyman.

You have been stalking, harassing, and molesting me because you think I am another human being, and you think I'm the one that needs to chill out?

[Droford]

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[Ruien]

Haha that's awesome

[RP]

You have been stalking, harassing, and molesting me because you think I am another human being, and you think I'm the one that needs to chill out?

Dale Newstead skips those 3 steps and moves straight to rape.

[Destor]

its not rape if they're dead

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

what RP and Destor said

[Gerard]

Cena allegedly made her sign a 75 page contract before she moved in with him, if that's legit then he seems to have a screw loose...

[Destor]

Cena allegedly made her sign a 75 page contract before she moved in with him, if that's legit then he seems to have a screw loose...
if I had his money I would have done the same

[Destor]

and FTR th relationship sounds like it was great PR for that reality show

[Loose Cannon]

no mention on Raw last night :(

[Loose Cannon]

Cena allegedly made her sign a 75 page contract before she moved in with him, if that's legit then he seems to have a screw loose...

that's the greatest thing ever :lol:

can they please write this Cena into my Raw programming

[erickman]

that's the greatest thing ever :lol:

can they please write this Cena into my Raw programming

he was the biggest heel on total divas him and summer rey

[Emperor Smeat]

Cena allegedly made her sign a 75 page contract before she moved in with him, if that's legit then he seems to have a screw loose...

Main reason he did that was due to him getting cleaned out by his former wife when he got busted as a cheater.

[Fignuts]

Main reason he did that was due to him getting cleaned out by his former wife when he got busted as a cheater.

lol that just makes him an even bigger heel.

"Hey I need you to sign this so you don't take anything when you find me screwing some random skank.."

[Emperor Smeat]

Pretty much.

He had the mix of paranoia of having it happen again especially with his money problems in recent years and likely never being that serious with the relationship to begin with. All the reports about their breakup pretty much puts all the blame on Cena and everyone close to them hating his antics for years.

[Gerard]

Main reason he did that was due to him getting cleaned out by his former wife when he got busted as a cheater.

As a prenuptial agreement before a wedding that's not uncommon with "celebrities", but for a fiance moving in? The rest of the waffle doing the rounds is he was flip flopping about wanting kids or not before deciding no, and that didn't go down well.

[Jordan]

Who raped Luigi?

[Bad News Gertner]

A bunch of assholes who for whatever reason, bully every new poster here.

[Luigi]

Who raped Luigi?

THIS POST IS NOT ONLY A DIRECT VIOLATION OF THE RULES BUT IS ALSO A PERSONAL ATTACK AGAINST MYSELF.

Seriously. Wtf?! Are these the type of comments that we as a community allow on a wrestling message board? Are these the types of values that your parents raised you with? I think I’m going to be sick. Your comments are completely out of line and inappropriate. I demand that the moderators take a look at your post and take appropriate action.

[Destor]

Link me to this rule and I'll ban him

[Evil Vito]

Cena allegedly made her sign a 75 page contract before she moved in with him, if that's legit then he seems to have a screw loose...

“Although I do not wish to be formal, I do not want there to be any misunderstanding regarding your presence at the home as my guest,” he wrote. “In the event that I ask you to vacate the home, you agree to immediately vacate the home and remove any and all items you have brought into the home as soon as possible. ”

[Luigi]

Link me to this rule and I'll ban him

I can't find the rules page. Do you know where it is? I assumed that these rules would be stated on the terms of service when we first register an account on here. Aside from that, his allegations against me are completely proposterous. I have never been raped before. How would he even know that? It's just a disgusting comment and I don't think that we as a Community should allow for that kind of stuff.

[Luigi]

Cena allegedly made her sign a 75 page contract before she moved in with him, if that's legit then he seems to have a screw loose...

It was likely a prenuptial agreement, but hey, speculate and gossip all you want about things you don't know about. It's what civilised people do right?

[Fignuts]

I can't find the rules page. Do you know where it is?

Up your butt.

IT'S UP YO BUTT, BOY!

[Fignuts]

speculate and gossip all you want about things you don't know about.

lol that's literally the entire point of a wrestling forum

[Tom Guycott]

Who raped Luigi?

A bunch of assholes who for whatever reason, bully every new poster here.

One seemed like the answer to the other, but I actually was about to respond to each one separately before the funny kicked in...

Who raped Luigi?

Original thought: Daisy. They get up to some weird, kinky shit in the Mushroom Kingdom. Warp Pipe Pegging and such.

A bunch of assholes who for whatever reason, bully every new poster here.

Pretty sure you know the reason; that half the time the "new posters" are just socks of former and current ones. Happens often enough that folks 'round these here parts don't readily accept that it could be a new person for understandable reasons. It usually comes out in the wash, though. Honestly, I'm surprised at the lack of accusation when I joined. Then again, when I actually signed up, there was that one guy who had that hard-on for Xero for no reason, so I likely slipped through the cracks back then.

[Luigi]

Up your butt.

IT'S UP YO BUTT, BOY!

No, it’s not. What are you even talking about? This is so childish.

[Fignuts]

I'm talkin' bout your butt, boy.

And what's up it.

[Luigi]

I'm talkin' bout your butt, boy.

And what's up it.

I’m not even going to respond to this. If this was your idea of trying to get a reaction out of me, then I regret to inform you that you hve failed with flying colors. Your antics are childish and are clearly not worth my time.

GROW UP.

[Fignuts]

Grow up your butt

[Big Vic]

THIS POST IS NOT ONLY A DIRECT VIOLATION OF THE RULES BUT IS ALSO A PERSONAL ATTACK AGAINST MYSELF.

Seriously. Wtf?! Are these the type of comments that we as a community allow on a wrestling message board? Are these the types of values that your parents raised you with? I think I’m going to be sick. Your comments are completely out of line and inappropriate. I demand that the moderators take a look at your post and take appropriate action.

Maybe you should leave then.

[Luigi]

Maybe you should leave then.

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[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Luigi has been dating a girl for like 7 whole months. He knows a thing or two about commitment.

[Volare]

Commitment to deez nuts.

[Luigi]

Luigi has been dating a girl for like 7 whole months. He knows a thing or two about commitment.

Who needs girls when you have Mario for a brother?

[RP]

Who needs girls when you have Mario for a brother?

whats his cock taste like after its pulled from your butt?

[Luigi]

whats his cock taste like after its pulled from your butt?

STOP WITH THIS NONSENSE AND PERVERSITY.

Absolutely juvenile and tasteless comment, but it seems to be on par with the behaviour on here. I weep for the future.

[#1-norm-fan]

Everyone bullying Luigi out of pure jealousy that he's been watching wrestling longer than anyone else.

Rise above, Luigi.

[DAMN iNATOR]

9I can't find the rules page. Do you know where it is? I assumed that these rules would be stated on the terms of service when we first register an account on here. Aside from that, his allegations against me are completely proposterous. I have never been raped before. How would he even know that? It's just a disgusting comment and I don't think that we as a Community should allow for that kind of stuff.

Lower left corner of the screen...there's a green/red/blue/etc. box that says "Posting Rules" and lists your permissions, what code tags are on/off, and below that is a link to the Forum Rules.

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[rez]

wat wat, in da butt

[GD]

Brie recently discredited a dirt sheet report, claiming that Cena was family and (like) her brother.

[Stocky]

Nikki bella may as well still have the wedding Noone would have seen him there anyway.

I guess john will be settling for the 5 knuckle shuffle.

[RP]

Nikki should have he wedding, but with Titus Oneil.

[Black Widow]

Always seemed to fake anyway.

[Gerard]

It was likely a prenuptial agreement, but hey, speculate and gossip all you want about things you don't know about. It's what civilised people do right?


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[Bobholly138]

That practice started decades ago to help hide closeted actors from being non-bankable stars -- was adapted by many straight actors as well. Any celeb couple you see covered by US Weekly, People, etc. is likely more for 'branding' than a actual relationship (mostly).

It's pretty much how Taylor Swift stays in gossip magazines/pop culture when she isn't making 'meh' pop songs.

Like how Freddie Prinze Jr uses Buffy as his beard. Or how Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are beards for each other.

Hopefully this means Nikki is gone from WWE. I kept reading about how she had really improved as a wrestler and seen people at the shithole talking about how she was one of the best women wrestlers in WWE. Watched a few of her more recent matches and just like I suspected the perma-virgins at the shithole are thinking with their dicks instead of their brains.

Too bad you didn't delete the entire forum when you left the shithole slik. You would have been doing the IWC a big favor. Since you left it is has become even worse and almost dead. All it is is P trying his/her best to get people to believe he/she isn't a self loathing amorphous blob and Bad Bart James posting whatever stupid thought comes into his head between surfing the next for "hawt" pics of whatever underage celeb he is obsessing over currently.

Oh and can't forget people all of the sudden now being brave enough to talk shit on you and I since we aren't there anymore.

[Sepholio]

LOL I had to go visit the old craphole just to Czech out some of the shit they are talking about you guys. It's pretty fucking glorious.

Man Slik, I didn't know you had it in you. You fucking savage you. :heart:

[SenatorJPO]

Nonsense -- Cena dumped Bella, not vice-versa.

John Cena called-off his engagement to Nikki Bella because he realized she and their hypothetical children would imprison him; put him on an economic treadmill; and make it so that he'd need to wrestle longer than he wanted, just to pay their bills.

Call Cena "phoney" if you want, but his decision to keep his involvement with kids limited to -when he's paid- to be around them, is a very smart move as-far-as I'm concerned!

P.S.

Anyone else imagine John Cena singing, "Someone saved my life today! (Rusev Day, Rusev Daaaaaayyy)"

[Sixx]

Wait, Nikki is the one with big tits or the one without those?

[#1-norm-fan]

With. Cena got the tits, Bryan got the bits. One of the perks of being an A+ player as opposed to a B+ player.

[EIWF]

I thought it was as simple as she wanted children and he didnt

[xrodmuc316]

I thought it was as simple as she wanted children and he didnt

I think that is the major thing. Nikki thought she would eventually wear Cena down.

I don't think it has ever been said, but I wouldn't be surprised if Cena decided against having kids of his own after all the years of make a wish stuff he has done. He does great work with them, but that is heartbreaking stuff and I wouldn't blame him if he couldn't handle the thought of "what if that was my kid, I don't think I could handle that".

This is just my opinion, because it is both an understandable reason as well as something that would be hard to admit.

[Stocky]

I think that is the major thing. Nikki thought she would eventually wear Cena down.




Never give up!

[Nicky Fives]

I think that is the major thing. Nikki thought she would eventually wear Cena down.

I don't think it has ever been said, but I wouldn't be surprised if Cena decided against having kids of his own after all the years of make a wish stuff he has done. He does great work with them, but that is heartbreaking stuff and I wouldn't blame him if he couldn't handle the thought of "what if that was my kid, I don't think I could handle that".

This is just my opinion, because it is both an understandable reason as well as something that would be hard to admit.

I've always thought the same, he's spent so much energy and years of his life entertaining and caring for other people's kids, so I'd assume he's "shot his load" on energy spent on kids in his lifetime....

[Evil Vito]

I wonder if he misses shooting his load into Nikki's mouth

[Sixx]

I wonder if he misses shooting his load into Nikki's mouth

I know I would.

[Innovator]

Some people are saying the entire relationship is a worky work

[Sixx]

Some people are saying the entire relationship is a worky work

And so were the loads in the mouth?

That's good work.

[Lock Jaw]

I wonder if he misses shooting his load into Nikki's mouth

I mean, he probably has a whole lineup of smoking hot brauds to replace her with.

[Innovator]

Worked himself into multiple shoots brother

[Emperor Smeat]

New twist to the Cena-Nikki breakup and rumors of Cena dating others on the main roster via the Observer.

Nikki Bella, since moving out of Cena’s home in Florida, has said she is now living in Phoenix with Bryan & Brie. But US Weekly said while she’s living in the Danielson house, she spends her nights at John’s apartment. So are we to believe Cena now has an apartment in Phoenix? Because that sneaking out in Phoenix to spent nights in Tampa suburbs is a hell of a daily commute, especially considering Cena is almost never home to begin with. Anyway, for those keeping track, People Magazine’s sources, which thus far have had him breaking up with her, then her breaking up with him, say that they are almost surely getting back together again (US reported they probably would get back together again) and it was just the pressure of a lavish made-for-TV wedding that freaked him out. Luckily the cameras for Total Bellas were right there to get the scripted version of what really happened this upcoming season.

[RP]

I gotta be honest.

I had sex with Nikki Bella in Phoenix last week.

[Fignuts]

Me too!

[Sixx]

Well, I had sex with John Cena in Florida.

Guess they're officially done.

[Shisen Kopf]

Wonder if Cena ever took a dump on Nikki Bella?

[Evil Vito]

I mean, he did mention Cleveland steamers in a promo once.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Well, I had sex with John Cena in Florida.

Guess they're officially done.

You're Carmella?

[Sixx]

You're Carmella?

Posts like this make me angry.

I just tore an empty pack of cigarettes TO PIECES.

[Gerard]

I mean, he did mention Cleveland steamers in a promo once.

I'd shit in her mouth, assuming she paid my fee.

[RP]

I'm watching Total Bellas right now and you cant help but think JJ wants to pound his sister.

[Lock Jaw]

Which one

[RP]

The single one. THey had a awkward moment where Nikki talks about masturbation being healthy and JJ says " ya i love to jack it " and then they awkward laugh and then the camera cuts to something else. But i've seen those videos on Pornhub before. After awkward laugh happens, she stares at his buldge and then ends up slobbing her brothers tube before mom walks in and they straighten up. Then the next day the real incest happens.

[Sepholio]

Everyone has seen those videos on Pornhub. Like a solid 75% of their videos contain the words incest, sister and mom.

[Emperor Smeat]

Apparently Cena and Nikki are back together again and seems Cena dropped his biggest demand of no kids as a way to woo her back.

http://www.tmz.com/2018/05/19/john-cena-visits-nikki-bella-trying-win-her-back-san-diego/

[RP]

Everyone has seen those videos on Pornhub. Like a solid 75% of their videos contain the words incest, sister and mom.

Ya. I wont go into my theory about this, but for sure.

[rockman725]

"Apparently Cena and Nikki are back together again and seems Cena dropped his biggest demand of no kids as a way to woo her back."


Not shocking in the least bit. I'm convinced this was all a work for the show. I saw her on The Chew earlier in the week...she kinda looks like she's pregnant actually. If you look at her stomach, I see what could be the hint of a baby bump.