RAW is SHAKEN ***Official RAW Thread of TPWW*** April 16th, 2018

[KIRA]

And the first match possibility isn't also :lol:

What are you talking about iron ABS Mahal is in that matchup it's wonderful

[rez]

hahahaha! yep! yep! yep!

[A.J.K]

Bryan vs Miz on SD

[Lock Jaw]

Ha ha D-Bry calling out Miz to Smackdown so he can kick his head off

[Anybody Thrilla]

Kurt's been pretty good tonight.

[GD]

I love the energy in the ring. Feeling elated.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Angle delivering awful WWE lines with pinache.

[Evil Vito]

Yesssssssssss Miz to SmackDown to feud with Bryan

[Dark One]

Miz vs Bryan you say?

https://media.giphy.com/media/TO7uhAeTfKNtm/giphy.gif

[KIRA]

Yes Miz is going to SmackDown to get his head kicked in by Bryan life is good

[owenbrown]

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[Evil Vito]

Gonna be Orton

[Dark One]

Bo and Axel are seeing their future on Superstars flashing before their eyes.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Surely they won't still be called The Miztourage, will they?

[Lock Jaw]

Probably Axel and Dallas' last main event match for a long time

[RP]

Aj Styles

[Dark One]

Smackdown better open or close with Bryan and Miz verbally murdering each other.

[Mr. Nerfect]

It's kind of weird that Curtis Axel and Bo Dallas have been involved in so many televised main events lately. I mean, they're third hour bullshit ones, but it's still pretty cool for them.

[Dark One]

Surely they won't still be called The Miztourage, will they?

The Jobbers Formerly Known as The Miztourage.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Hahahaha, a picture of Roman Reigns eating shit to advertise his appearance.

[A.J.K]

Loving this Matt Hardy and Bray Wyatt pairing.

[Evil Vito]

Calling it now: Miz brings in Moss and Sabbatelli to be the jacked up version of his new Miztourage

[Lock Jaw]

Smackdown better open or close with Bryan and Miz verbally murdering each other.

Eviscerating (verbally)

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Oh, don't draw attention to how good you aren't, Miz.

It's not opposite day.

[Anybody Thrilla]

It's kind of weird that Curtis Axel and Bo Dallas have been involved in so many televised main events lately. I mean, they're third hour bullshit ones, but it's still pretty cool for them.

Imagine how cool it would be if they ever won any of those bullshits.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Matt Hardy is so fucking awful. I'm sorry, but he's bad. Very bad.

[Dark One]

Calling it now: Miz brings in Moss and Sabbatelli to be the jacked up version of his new Miztourage

Or the Ealy Brothers

Now known as Josephat and Tedopheron Mizerati.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Calling it now: Miz brings in Moss and Sabbatelli to be the jacked up version of his new Miztourage

I actually like this idea a lot.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Imagine how cool it would be if they ever won any of those bullshits.

I highly doubt they are winning tonight.

[A.J.K]

Drew Mcintyre tonight?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Matt Hardy is so fucking awful. I'm sorry, but he's bad. Very bad.

Post of the year candidate.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Glad Jeff Hardy is the new US Champion. Good fit.

[ClockShot]

Long time coming for The Miz/Daniel Bryan feud.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Matt Hardy is so fucking awful. I'm sorry, but he's bad. Very bad.

If you think about it though, there's literally no other gimmick he could have with the way he looks. That fucking oniony hair. Eeeesh.

[ClockShot]

Heh. The Tag Team Eliminator...........thing.

Forgot about this.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I fucking hate everything about this right now.

[Lock Jaw]

I like the "portmanteau" of DELEATER OF WORLDS.

That's about it.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Like, what the fucking fuck is this entrance?

[Dark One]

Who does Matt Hardy think he is lip syncing to his theme? Taichi?

[ClockShot]

Their entrance theme is chopped up?

So bad.

[Dark One]

ABEYANCE makes a return

[rez]

is that glowing lake of reincarnation water in that makeshift lantern?

[Mr. Nerfect]

If you think about it though, there's literally no other gimmick he could have with the way he looks. That fucking oniony hair. Eeeesh.

You're right, but you could just...I dunno...not use him?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Fuck anyone who likes this team.

[Lock Jaw]

Hope The Revival goes to Smackdown and can somehow Revive their career

[GD]

The Revival :(

[Mr. Nerfect]

Why does Matt Hardy laugh like a kookaburra? So fucking dumb.

[Dark One]

Wait.

Coach was a former tag team champion?

[rez]

ya'l need to get woken

[Anybody Thrilla]

Bray Wyatt looks like a line cook at a bayou-themed restaurant.

[Savio]

Why does Coach keep saying he was a tag team champ?

[Dark One]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">How long have I waited to <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/PunchHisFace?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#PunchHisFace</a>?!!! <a href="https://t.co/Im4eeaztQi">https://t.co/Im4eeaztQi</a></p>&mdash; Daniel Bryan (@WWEDanielBryan) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWEDanielBryan/status/986048420036136961?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 17, 2018</a></blockquote>
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[Mr. Nerfect]

Just kick him in the fucking exposed throat. He's doing a bridge. Idiot.

[Dark One]

lol Ryder can't even get his trade on TV:

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">BREAKING! You know it. I know it. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Raw?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Raw</a> knows it. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SuperstarShakeUp?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#SuperstarShakeUp</a> <a href="https://t.co/hCjy2LX8aQ">pic.twitter.com/hCjy2LX8aQ</a></p>&mdash; Zack Ryder (@ZackRyder) <a href="https://twitter.com/ZackRyder/status/986048044297867264?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 17, 2018</a></blockquote>
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[Black Widow]

Why are they called the Revival when all they do is put me to sleep?

[Mr. Nerfect]

Crowd so fucking quiet. I don't blame them.

[rez]

You either like Woken Matt or you agree with Cole.

[Lock Jaw]

Trading to RAW catering

[Lock Jaw]

lol Ryder can't even get his trade on TV:

They only have 3 hours

[Anybody Thrilla]

You either like Woken Matt or you agree with Cole.

I'll gladly agree with Michael Cole to not be a fucking moron.

[KIRA]

IF this doesn't lead to Bray Wyatt using his power to blow up house hardy

[Lock Jaw]

http://boredwrestlingfan.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/cole13.gif

[Black Widow]

lol Ryder can't even get his trade on TV:

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">BREAKING! You know it. I know it. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Raw?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Raw</a> knows it. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SuperstarShakeUp?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#SuperstarShakeUp</a> <a href="https://t.co/hCjy2LX8aQ">pic.twitter.com/hCjy2LX8aQ</a></p>&mdash; Zack Ryder (@ZackRyder) <a href="https://twitter.com/ZackRyder/status/986048044297867264?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 17, 2018</a></blockquote>
<script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>Raw gets 2 huge jokes in one night Ha!

[ClockShot]

:nono:

Should have stuck with Braun & Nick.

[KIRA]

You either like Woken Matt or you agree with Cole. I choose suicide

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

this is not a good segment. Why do the Bar need to be on commentary? they suck.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I choose suicide

:lol:

[Black Widow]

WTF

[Mr. Nerfect]

The Raw tag team division is so fucking dead.

[slik]

RAW at about halfway point -- not very impressed w/ new RAW recruits...

KO and Jinder as new top heels on RAW...feel like them wrestling Roman, Braun, Lashley, etc will be kind of boring

[Evil Vito]

This commercial is fucking horrendous

[ClockShot]

Ugh. This "ad".

Just admit you couldn't have good card and pack the arena.

[GD]

I am not sure about the presentation of Matt Hardy and Bray Wyatt.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Lol, Sheamus and Cesaro standing on the announce table in their kilts cracked me up for some reason.

[Anybody Thrilla]

...I don't even...I'm not feeling well.

[Dark One]

If you had asked me what I thought would be the way to promote co-branded PPVs,

I would not have guessed "We Are The World" lip syncing music video and acting like it's been 40 years since they last happened. Not even in my first thousand guesses.

[GD]

This is cute. Fuck the haters.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I am not sure about the presentation of Matt Hardy and Bray Wyatt.

Well let me help you out: It sucks.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Holy fuck that commercial was for PPV?!? Hahahaha!

[Lock Jaw]

I liked the ad......

But I don't like the PPVs being co-branded...... means that certain people will just go back to never being on PPV again.......

[GD]

Carmella looking beautiful.

[Lock Jaw]

This is cute. Fuck the haters.

Yeah, dude......

Cuppa haters over here

[Mr. Nerfect]

Corey Graves wants to fucking kill himself, hahaha.

[Lock Jaw]

Carmella looking beautiful.

Yeah, dude.....

hot braud

[KIRA]

Does Corey Graves shop for his jackets at A Pimp's outlet store

[Mr. Nerfect]

I have a feeling that one day this will make a "Death of WWE" special or something of the like.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Forever The Revival. Fuck Raw move em to Smackdown I guess. Fuck.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I always forget that Carmella is pretty hot, but that couldn't have saved that commercial.

[Dark One]

I have a feeling that one day this will make a "Death of WWE" special or something of the like.

The bloated shambling corpse of WWE will long outlast us all.

[Mr. Nerfect]

How could they ever think that was a good idea? Holy fuck. Then the announcers just standing there like "Gaw?" This is about as bad as drunk Bobby Heenan responding to WCW nonsense.

[Lock Jaw]

I have a feeling that one day this will make a "Death of WWE" special or something of the like.

That advertisement?

That's a bit of a hyperbole.......

[Evil Vito]

I've been way more tolerant than most of the Woken Matt stuff. But Bray just being exactly the same and now teaming with Matt because reasons is so fucking dumb. I mean I expected them to team, but I figured Bray would at least be somewhat different and maybe get a fresh coat of paint. But he's......exactly the same. And almost certainly he's gonna eventually reveal that he was never on board with Matt. It's the same story as Wyatt/Orton. Hell I half expect Bray to burn down the Hardy Compound.

No interest at all in seeing that feud continue/seeing those two interact in any way.

[Emperor Smeat]

Missed half the show, anything really interesting happen?

[Mr. Nerfect]

Carmella is fine, but I don't need to see her lip-syncing like a fucking cunt.

[Dark One]

I always forget that Carmella is pretty hot, but that couldn't have saved that commercial.

What is that song/ad was overlaid on a live sex celebration of her and Liv Morgan to celebrate Carmella winning the Smackdown Women's Championship?

Would that have saved it?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Did Sheamus dye his hair during the commercial?

[Evil Vito]

FANDANGO

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

YAY FASHION PO-PO

[rez]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOO

[ClockShot]

Fashion Police still live.

[Mr. Nerfect]

That advertisement?

That's a bit of a hyperbole.......

The whole fucking product, man. This period. It's so fucking gross.

[Dark One]

Missed half the show, anything really interesting happen?

They announced Roman vs Jinder for the Universal Championship at WM35.

Sorry.

[A.J.K]

:rofl:

[Dark One]

Rhyno and Slater going to fill in for the Ascension on the Fashion Files

[Black Widow]

Make that 4 jokes now Ha!

[Anybody Thrilla]

What is that song/ad was overlaid on a live sex celebration of her and Liv Morgan to celebrate Carmella winning the Smackdown Women's Championship?

Would that have saved it?

Can we get rid of the song? Maybe replace it with the Ealy Brothers theme?

[Mr. Nerfect]

I love The Fashion Police, but they're not going to save the Raw tag team division.

[Evil Vito]

Really wanna bang Ember Moon

[Emperor Smeat]

:y: Breezango moved to RAW.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Maybe Smackdown will be good as fuck now.

[Lock Jaw]

Rowdy Ronda Replay

[Lock Jaw]

Maybe Smackdown will be good as fuck now.

Getting rid of Jinder definitely a huge boost

[rez]

Ronda going to end up being Kurt's niece?

[Black Widow]

Really wanna bang Ember MoonWhy? She looks like some rapper ive seen in drag.

[ClockShot]

Ronda actually went to Hartford?!


WHOA!

[Anybody Thrilla]

Hahahahahahahahaha

[Mr. Nerfect]

I know this has become a variety show and you're not supposed to really care, but how are you supposed to feel any excitement rewarded about this. Maybe if you like Jeff Hardy you're happy he's the US Champion.

[Lock Jaw]

Kurt Angle has traded for a cat!

[Dark One]

Triple A not enthused to hear "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY" 15 times per Monday

[KIRA]

Yes Raw gets Maureen Ponderosa

[Dark One]

Kurt Angle has traded for a cat!

He got Will Ospreay?

[A.J.K]

Mickie vs Ember.

should be good.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I was going to say that Ronda isn't as bad at promos as people anticipated, but this acting got AWFUL really fast.

[Anybody Thrilla]

At this rate, the mystery dude in the main event will be Ariya Daivari.

[Mr. Nerfect]

"........NATTIE?!"

[Lock Jaw]

At this rate, the mystery dude in the main event will be Ariya Daivari.

It's me

[GD]

Whoa! When did Nattie turn face?

[Dark One]

Can we get rid of the song? Maybe replace it with the Ealy Brothers theme?

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Very triumphant porn music.

[GD]

Ut-oh, thunderstorm in my area. Out of nowhere.

[A.J.K]

At this rate, the mystery dude in the main event will be Ariya Daivari.

Drew Mcintyre is apparently backstage.

[Mr. Nerfect]

"I wonder what Stephanie McMahon has planned for the future? I guess it could be...almost...anything..." *suspense ensues*

[Dark One]

At this rate, the mystery dude in the main event will be Ariya Daivari.

TYLER REKS MAKES HIS TRIUMPHANT RETURN

[Mr. Nerfect]

Whoa! When did Nattie turn face?

She didn't. Realistic explanation: WWE doesn't care or think about this stuff. Head canon: Their friendship transcends face/heel dynamics, and Ronda is naive to the business, so she's not expecting Nattie to betray her.

[Anybody Thrilla]

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Very triumphant porn music.

Getting Liv and Carmella nude together is a huge triumph.

[Emperor Smeat]

Kurt Angle has traded for a cat!

Wonder what he gave up in return. RAW doesn't have any goat aficionados that would have been appealing to replace Bryan.

[Mr. Nerfect]

TYLER REKS MAKES HIS TRIUMPHANT RETURN

About as impactful as Drew McIntyre.

[Anybody Thrilla]

It's me

Even better.

[slik]

Nattie vs Ronda could be great -- Nattie is a great ring vet to work w/ Ronda in a feud. I could see Nattie as Steph's henchwoman

[A.J.K]

Are The Ealy Brothers the Basham Brothers 2.0?

[Mr. Nerfect]

So is Jeff Hardy vs. Randy Orton the currently scheduled Backlash match? I'm down with that. But Jinder might actually win the belt back. :lol:

[Evil Vito]

Drew Mcintyre is apparently backstage.

Well, that would've been a nice surprise. Thanks Carl. :y:

[Lock Jaw]

Really like Ember's music/entrance

[Mr. Nerfect]

Nattie vs Ronda could be great -- Nattie is a great ring vet to work w/ Ronda in a feud. I could see Nattie as Steph's henchwoman

The match should be fan-fucking-tastic.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I have a friend over for Raw. She is now snoring loudly. Should I wake her up for Ember/Mickie? Or should I wait for the return of Headbanger Thrasher in the main event?

[Lock Jaw]

Really like Ember's music/entrance

Except that horrendous live version

[Dark One]

Hope y'all are ready for Nia Jax vs Natalya at some point.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Ember Moon's got a lot more swagger than I remember. She seems a lot more comfortable.

[Lock Jaw]

I have a friend over for Raw. She is now snoring loudly. Should I wake her up for Ember/Mickie? Or should I wait for the return of Headbanger Thrasher in the main event?

You should throw her in a fireman's carry, take her upstairs, and ravage her body.

It's what Bret Hart would do.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I have a friend over for Raw. She is now snoring loudly. Should I wake her up for Ember/Mickie? Or should I wait for the return of Headbanger Thrasher in the main event?

Don't wake her for this product. She will hate you forever.

[KIRA]

She didn't. Realistic explanation: WWE doesn't care or think about this stuff. Head canon: Their friendship transcends face/heel dynamics, and Ronda is naive to the business, so she's not expecting Nattie to betray her.

I would say that could work since WCW had sting and Lex Luger work like that back in the day( Luger was a heel but it didn't extend to sting as they were buddies) and it was actually really cool but modern WWE doesn't know how stories work

[ClockShot]

I have a friend over for Raw. She is now snoring loudly. Should I wake her up for Ember/Mickie? Or should I wait for the return of Headbanger Thrasher in the main event?

Just let her sleep. This will be over quick.

[Dark One]

I have a friend over for Raw. She is now snoring loudly. Should I wake her up for Ember/Mickie? Or should I wait for the return of Headbanger Thrasher in the main event?

Nah.

Wait until Phantasio returns.

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[Mr. Nerfect]

Nia Jax's gimmick: I'm so fucking nice.

[KIRA]

You should throw her in a fireman's carry, take her upstairs, and ravage her body.

It's what Bret Hart would do.

I feel like that's what Superfly Snuka would do or Enzo

[Dark One]

Hopefully Smackdown trades for Robocop

[Anybody Thrilla]

You should throw her in a fireman's carry, take her upstairs, and ravage her body.

It's what Bret Hart would do.

Ohhh no, we're not going through that again.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Mickie is still a piece.

[Dark One]

Are The Ealy Brothers the Basham Brothers 2.0?

The Bashams were the V0.5 version of the Ealy Brothers.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at interrupting Moon's match for a mid-match promo.

Pretty much implied Moon isn't important enough to watch even though she's one of the newest stars for the brand.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Good god, this story is horrible.

[Lock Jaw]

Nia should really never be face.

Was so "weird" seeing her work face in a match.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Hopefully Smackdown trades for Robocop

I'd settle for Chucky at this point. Only if we get Rick Steiner back in the main event, though.

[Mr. Nerfect]

High school drama: the feud: the musical

[Savio]

Happy Bliss is finally standing up to bullies.

[KIRA]

I think the mystery opponent might be handsome Jimmy Valiant guys I said it putting it out there

[Emperor Smeat]

Hopefully Smackdown trades for Robocop

Does that include Sting as a package?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Mickie is still a piece.

Indeed.

[Dark One]

I'd settle for Chucky at this point. Only if we get Rick Steiner back in the main event, though.

Smackdown's gonna headline Backlash with Robocop vs. Curt Hawkins vs. El Conquistador #1 vs. Tyler Reks

[ClockShot]

Damn yo.

[Dark One]

Does that include Sting as a package?

Nah, Raw gets Sting's baseball bat.

[Emperor Smeat]

The commentary for the Moon-Mickie match was atrocious even by their usual terrible standard.

[Anybody Thrilla]

High school drama: the feud: the musical

As much as they're letting the women be "equal", they sure are feuding over some really "girly" things. Same for Bayley and Sasha.

[Dark One]

Mickie with the greatest sell of any maneuver in the history of our business.

[KIRA]

Mickey made that eclipse look like a million bucks

[Anybody Thrilla]

Mickie sold the ever living shit out of that Eclipse. :eek:

[Mr. Nerfect]

Both girls good, but that match was boring. Crowd was sitting on their hands too. Eclipse is a flashy move, and I'm glad it actually ends the match, but it seems a bit "much."

[Dark One]

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Wat.

Guess that promo wasn't a mistake.

[Dark One]

Very important link for ABT (https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/8cswtj/just_because_we_all_loved_the_commercial_the)

[Anybody Thrilla]

Why are they being a dick to Miz all of a sudden? They were just about to be the new nWo with the guy an hour ago.

[ClockShot]

Shane's great. Hands on, easy to work with, accessible.

Unlike Steph. Who works 1 Monday a month and can be a bitch.

[Emperor Smeat]

Nah, Raw gets Sting's baseball bat.
If I'm Smackdown, I'd let RAW keep Sting's bat but they have to give up either Roman Reigns' or D'Lo Brown's vest.

[A.J.K]

Almas/ Vega?

[rez]

wait....so I thought it was McCool that had the stick up her ass. Ahh, WWE nm. I forgot you can't hinder Mr and Mrs. Taker.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

It's not a mistake. Ru Ru is back in the match.

[KIRA]

Both girls good, but that match was boring. Crowd was sitting on their hands too. Eclipse is a flashy move, and I'm glad it actually ends the match, but it seems a bit "much."
You sound like a man who never saw Byron Saxton finisher

[Anybody Thrilla]

Very important link for ABT (https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/8cswtj/just_because_we_all_loved_the_commercial_the/[/url)

Something's broken there. Not Matt Hardy. The link.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Almas/ Vega?

EL IDOLO!!!!!!!!!!! :heart:

But I think it's just a who could it be (woman or man) not two.

[KIRA]

You know if the stories are true and Sammy really is like this I can see why people would be lining up to punch him in the mouth

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Both girls good, but that match was boring. Crowd was sitting on their hands too. Eclipse is a flashy move, and I'm glad it actually ends the match, but it seems a bit "much."

advantage is she can hit it on anyone

[Mr. Nerfect]

You sound like a man who never saw Byron Saxton finisher

Oh jeez, what was that again? It was like a full nelson into something awkward, wasn't it?

[Dark One]

Something's broken there. Not Matt Hardy. The link.

WHOOPS

I definitely know how bbcode works.

TRY AGAIN (https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/8cswtj/just_because_we_all_loved_the_commercial_the)

[rez]

You know if the stories are true and Sammy really is like this I can see why people would be lining up to punch him in the mouth

dude is probably not handling the Syria stuff well

[A.J.K]

EL IDOLO!!!!!!!!!!! :heart:

But I think it's just a who could it be (woman or man) not two.

Wishful thinking.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

You know if the stories are true and Sammy really is like this I can see why people would be lining up to punch him in the mouth

Google Sami for Syria. He's a good dude.

[slik]

It's not that KO/Sami did anything wrong but they are going to seem like total jobbers against the likes of Roman, Braun and Lashley as 'Top Heels'

[Dark One]

Oh jeez, what was that again? It was like a full nelson into something awkward, wasn't it?

Full Nelson into a Reverse Flying Nothing.

[Mr. Nerfect]

You know if the stories are true and Sammy really is like this I can see why people would be lining up to punch him in the mouth

He's such a good "actor" by WWE standards, but he seems obnoxious as hell. :lol:

[Lock Jaw]

Feel like Miz is either walking out on the match or taking all the finishers

[Mr. Nerfect]

Full Nelson into a Reverse Flying Nothing.

That's right. I thought it was something like that. Darren Young did something similar and called it the "Heatwave."

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Ziggler lol

[ClockShot]

I'M HERE TO SELL CELL PHONES! I'M HERE TO SELL CELL PHONES!

[Lock Jaw]

"Oh my!"

[Anybody Thrilla]

There's no way Smackdown doesn't become infinitely more interesting after all of this. Raw, on the other hand...yikes.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Feel like Miz is either walking out on the match or taking all the finishers

Babyface turn for Axel & Dallas would be sweet. I mean, I have no clue what the plan for them would be. Get beaten up by Sheamus & Cesaro forever?

[Emperor Smeat]

How does WWE still not realize it should go theme and then record scratch for Ziggy's theme.

Big win for Smackdown since Ziggy is no longer on the Blue Brand.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Hahaha, crowd does not give a shit.

[ClockShot]

APOLLO GOT HIS LAST NAME BACK!

[KIRA]

Oh jeez, what was that again? It was like a full nelson into something awkward, wasn't it?

Sweet Mother of God
https://youtu.be/TqWudY_iViM

[rez]

Do it, Zig

[Black Widow]

Losing count of the jokes Hilarious.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Dana is fucking hot.

[slik]

Really not interested in Dolph at all tbh...so far SD returning to A-Show status...

[Dark One]

Ziggler's gimmick is definitely that dude who knows he's leaving his job and just cannot be assed to give a shit any more.

I know that gimmick very well.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Jesus Christ, they really do not give a shit, do they?

[KIRA]

Please let Dolph Ziggler join Titus worldwide

[Dark One]

APOLLO GOT HIS LAST NAME BACK!

This is the biggest news of the year.

SOMEONE GOT THEIR LAST NAME BACK

IS VINCE MCMAHON GOING TO DIE NOW THAT HIS IMMORTALITY MACHINE SPIT UP A LAST NAME?

[Lock Jaw]

APOLLO GOT HIS LAST NAME BACK!

HE DESERVED IT

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Fuck yeah!

[Mr. Nerfect]

Sweet Mother of God
https://youtu.be/TqWudY_iViM

Holy shit. No. God no.

[slik]

There's no way Smackdown doesn't become infinitely more interesting after all of this. Raw, on the other hand...yikes.

This ^

[ClockShot]

Hey Drew. Back again.

[Anybody Thrilla]

OOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKK, now we're getting somewhere.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

3 M B IS ALL TOGETHER ON MONDAY NIGHT RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[RP]

Atom Bomb?

[Emperor Smeat]

Drew teaming up with Ziggy is pretty interesting. A potential feud with Titus Worldwide is not though.

[A.J.K]

This is a hell of step up for Ziggler.

[Lock Jaw]

Reunite 3MB

[Dark One]

Well, instead of Dolph feuding with the most recent call up until no one cares about the call up, he's going to team with the recent call up until no one gives a shit.

[KIRA]

Oh did he bring the rest of the Spirit Squad

[ClockShot]

Zigs and D-Mac as a tag team.

I can roll with this.

[Savio]

3MB reunion?

[slik]

Drew McIntyre to RAW

[GD]

3MB reunion :love:

[Mr. Nerfect]

That was interesting for half a second.

[Dark One]

That is a pretty dope tandem finisher.

[Dark One]

https://i.imgur.com/2gBwROW.gif

[Mr. Nerfect]

Timing on that finisher was cool.

[slik]

Seems like Dolph and Drew McIntyre are a tag team

[Evil Vito]

Feels like a waste of Drew tbh

[Anybody Thrilla]

Is the Zig Zag really one of the most devastating maneuvers in the entire WWE Universe?

Regardless, looks good coupled with the Claymore.

[Dark One]

Did Michael Cole just describe the ZigZag as one of the most devastating finishing maneuvers in WWE

[Lock Jaw]

Still not a big fan of Drew-Mac.

[KIRA]

Is the new Enzo and big Cass strap in everybody
I'm glad for Drew but at this point Dolph can only drag him down

[slik]

All of 3MB is on RAW r/n

[Mr. Nerfect]

I can't help but look at Dolph and Drew together and think "we could have been stars 7 years ago." Maybe "The 7-Year Itch" could be their team name?

[Emperor Smeat]

https://i.imgur.com/2gBwROW.gif

That might be the best ever sell of the Eclipse, at least in the WWE.

[A.J.K]

Still not a big fan of Drew-Mac.

Ehh. Give it time. Maybe They'll click like Sheamus and Cesaro did.

Also wasn't big on Drew until he went to NXT. He has improved lots.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Still not a big fan of Drew-Mac.

He's impressive when you're looking at him. He's got a great look and intensity. But there's just nothing to make you miss him when you're not looking at him.

[Evil Vito]

I figured Cass would come back to be Ziggler's muscle or something. Better than wasting Drew.

[Evil Vito]

Why the fuck would you want to align yourself with Dolph Ziggler, kayfabe or otherwise.