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Emperor Smeat
05-01-2018, 07:52 PM
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SmackDown LIVE preview, May 1, 2018: Shinsuke Nakamura demands a public apology from AJ Styles

The WWE Championship Match at the Greatest Royal Rumble event ended in shocking fashion when both competitors were counted out by the official while brawling around the ringside area. That didn’t stop The Phenomenal One from unleashing his rage on The Artist, pummeling him with a steel chair and a Phenomenal Forearm on the arena floor. Though they’re facing off again for the title this Sunday at WWE Backlash, Nakamura is demanding a public apology from the champion for his actions in Saudi Arabia. Will The Artist get his wish? Find out tonight on SmackDown LIVE at 8/7 C on USA Network!

SmackDown LIVE Preview : Quick Hits

Jeff Hardy to appear on “Miz TV”
Shinsuke Nakamura demands a public apology from AJ Styles
Charlotte Flair and Carmella lead trios in Six-Woman Tag Team action
Will Big Cass revel in ruining Daniel Bryan’s Greatest Royal Rumble moment?



<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">We’re still in Montreal which means no matter how shitty the segment is, the crowd will be loud <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ReasonsToWatchSmackDown?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#ReasonsToWatchSmackDown</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/991444212284641280?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 1, 2018</a></blockquote>
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Dark One
05-01-2018, 07:56 PM
I updated the Backlash logo

https://i.imgur.com/ywiHj99.jpg

Lock Jaw
05-01-2018, 07:57 PM
BACK ASH

Lock Jaw
05-01-2018, 08:00 PM
PAIGE HERE

ClockShot
05-01-2018, 08:00 PM
Uh oh. Paige is in charge tonight.

Creative help us.

Dark One
05-01-2018, 08:00 PM
Really expected them to lean into the "PAIGE HERE" meme right there.

ClockShot
05-01-2018, 08:01 PM
Still in Montreal.

Didn't know they doubled booked this week.

Dark One
05-01-2018, 08:01 PM
"No Disqualification"

Setting the over-under on dick punches at 4.

Emperor Smeat
05-01-2018, 08:01 PM
Nakamura must be in heaven right now, he can openly low blow Styles nuts into mush and not worry about a ref calling for the bell.

Emperor Smeat
05-01-2018, 08:03 PM
Still in Montreal.

Didn't know they doubled booked this week.
They started doing it a bit last year but are going to do it way more often this year and beyond to cut back on travel costs.

ClockShot
05-01-2018, 08:03 PM
What's Miz going for here?

Hollywood Ninja?

ClockShot
05-01-2018, 08:05 PM
They started doing it a bit last year but are going to do it way more often this year and beyond to cut back on travel costs.

Makes total sense. I'm getting the impression it'll happen in "big cities".

KIRA
05-01-2018, 08:05 PM
I see that Miz is reppin the leaf Village today

KIRA
05-01-2018, 08:08 PM
My God Jeff Hardy is amazing on the microphone certainly better than his brother..........

Lock Jaw
05-01-2018, 08:08 PM
Miz gonna start saying that Jeff doesn't respect Randy Orton and that Jeff thinks Orton shouldn't even be on the top ten list

Dark One
05-01-2018, 08:08 PM
What's Miz going for here?

Hollywood Ninja?

He traded in Grandma's Curtains for Grandma's table cloth and a Naruto headband.

Savio
05-01-2018, 08:10 PM
Hope both of the faces don't jump the miz

ClockShot
05-01-2018, 08:10 PM
He traded in Grandma's Curtains for Grandma's table cloth and a Naruto headband.

Ah. I was way off.

Lock Jaw
05-01-2018, 08:10 PM
oh no

He actually is bringing up the top ten list

Lock Jaw
05-01-2018, 08:11 PM
They are just reusing the Roode/Orton/Mahal storyline..... which was terrible.....

Emperor Smeat
05-01-2018, 08:11 PM
:| The List of Terrible got invoked

Dark One
05-01-2018, 08:11 PM
oh no

He actually is bringing up the top ten list

Road Dogg must have forgotten to book this week's show and just plugged in new names into a March show

Dark One
05-01-2018, 08:11 PM
Orton gives no shits

slik
05-01-2018, 08:12 PM
no one cares about the top ten list it's true

Dark One
05-01-2018, 08:12 PM
"I think you forgot who you're talking to. I BURN DOWN HOUSES MOTHERFUCKER. WHERE DO YOU LIVE?"

Emperor Smeat
05-01-2018, 08:12 PM
This has been a pretty terrible opening for Smackdown so far

Lock Jaw
05-01-2018, 08:13 PM
Eyaaaaa eyaaaaa eyaaaaa

ClockShot
05-01-2018, 08:13 PM
Shelton needs his old music back.

ClockShot
05-01-2018, 08:13 PM
Paige needs to come out here and make an executive decision.

Lock Jaw
05-01-2018, 08:13 PM
Tag Team Match Sense is Tingling!

slik
05-01-2018, 08:14 PM
SHELTON BENJAMIN HAS CENA NUFF

KIRA
05-01-2018, 08:14 PM
Is it just me or is Orton looking a little soft around the midsection

KIRA
05-01-2018, 08:14 PM
I'm ready to praise anything Shelton Benjamin does outside of talking

KIRA
05-01-2018, 08:17 PM
Pretty sure Samoa Joe has yet to be beaten by Reigns I would like it very much if they kept that going

Lock Jaw
05-01-2018, 08:17 PM
Being General Manager is such a weird job. You have a week in between shows, but all you do is book some midcard matches, while leaving a lot of your show and your main event open. Then you just "let things happen" and book the rest of your show, including your main event, on unplanned stuff that happens on your show.

KIRA
05-01-2018, 08:18 PM
Being General Manager is such a weird job. You have a week in between shows, but all you do is book some midcard matches, while leaving a lot of your show and your main event open. Then you just "let things happen" and book the rest of your show, including your main event, on unplanned stuff that happens on your show.

You understand that generally the wrestlers are going to do their own thing so you book around their chaos

ClockShot
05-01-2018, 08:18 PM
The Miz & Shelton Benjamin.

Such an odd pairing.

KIRA
05-01-2018, 08:20 PM
Canada's enthusiasm is infectious

slik
05-01-2018, 08:21 PM
Ain't No Stopping Meeeeee-iiiiz

Lock Jaw
05-01-2018, 08:24 PM
You understand that generally the wrestlers are going to do their own thing so you book around their chaos

As a former GM, I am well aware. I can still find it weird, though. Like, we never even had a backup plan for filling the card if all the rasslers somehow behaved and no spontaneous match opportunities arose.

KIRA
05-01-2018, 08:25 PM
As a former GM, I am well aware. I can still find it weird, though. Like, we never even had a backup plan for filling the card if all the rasslers somehow behaved and no spontaneous match opportunities arose.

That's what 8 man tag matches are for player holla
(You don't have a plan so you find a way to feature everybody you're going to show tonight and have it last long enough that you'll have an actual show of some sort)

Emperor Smeat
05-01-2018, 08:28 PM
Pretty sure Samoa Joe has yet to be beaten by Reigns I would like it very much if they kept that going

https://i.imgur.com/BTsnAUI.gif

Savio
05-01-2018, 08:28 PM
How old is shelton?

KIRA
05-01-2018, 08:28 PM
There's a guy in the front row trying to alert the WWE to his impending sex change given their new pro-lgbt stance they should really hop on this.

Savio
05-01-2018, 08:29 PM
I think Reigns beat Joe for the IC title?

KIRA
05-01-2018, 08:29 PM
http://gifimage.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/bad-news-barrett-gif-7.gif

If my bad news comes via Wade Barrett then I'm okay with it.

KIRA
05-01-2018, 08:30 PM
I stand corrected he has lost I f****** hate Roman Reigns

Lock Jaw
05-01-2018, 08:30 PM
FROM OUTTA RIGHT BESIDE HIM!!!

Lock Jaw
05-01-2018, 08:32 PM
lol at Minnesota accent as Canadian

ClockShot
05-01-2018, 08:32 PM
Dean Ambrose gotta get back asap and defend his wife.

Renee's taking a few shots here and there lately.

Mr. Nerfect
05-01-2018, 08:32 PM
I wasn't really paying attention at the time, but didn't Roman win the IC Title from The Miz? Unless it was a Triple Threat or something.

Dark One
05-01-2018, 08:33 PM
Becky's gonna get pinned again.

God damn it.

KIRA
05-01-2018, 08:33 PM
Trying to start a war between Australia and Canada

slik
05-01-2018, 08:35 PM
IIconics growing on me

KIRA
05-01-2018, 08:35 PM
Nakamura should demand his apology be given in Engrish

Emperor Smeat
05-01-2018, 08:35 PM
Peyton being reduced to just terrible impressions is pretty bad for her. She did it every so often in NXT but never as the centerpiece of her character.

Its like Matt's "Woken" character having the terrible laugh be the main focus.

KIRA
05-01-2018, 08:37 PM
Peyton being reduced to just terrible impressions is pretty bad for her. She did it every so often in NXT but never as the centerpiece of her character.

Its like Matt's "Woken" character having the terrible laugh be the main focus. that's Vince McMahon and probably Jesse James for you take something that is multifaceted and water it down as much as possible

Dark One
05-01-2018, 08:39 PM
"How many ways can we prevent Daniel Bryan from appearing on Smackdown"

rez
05-01-2018, 08:40 PM
whoa. mister bootiworth

KIRA
05-01-2018, 08:40 PM
Bryan's been going hard as hell since he got back

Emperor Smeat
05-01-2018, 08:40 PM
Is it actually possible to get an infection from getting chopped a lot in the chest?

Could see that be a concern if Bryan's chest was oozing blood from an open wound but going to assume he only had some serious bruising at worst.

Savio
05-01-2018, 08:40 PM
I wasn't really paying attention at the time, but didn't Roman win the IC Title from The Miz? Unless it was a Triple Threat or something.

My bad it was Roman defending the title against Joe and winning.

Emperor Smeat
05-01-2018, 08:41 PM
:lol: Woods with the Mortal Kombat reference.

ClockShot
05-01-2018, 08:42 PM
Why hello, Mrs. Rusev.

KIRA
05-01-2018, 08:42 PM
Mr. Bootyworth.. . Humf....

ClockShot
05-01-2018, 08:42 PM
It sure as hell ain't Aiden English.

rez
05-01-2018, 08:43 PM
Lana lost her accent

Lock Jaw
05-01-2018, 08:43 PM
Lana gonna break up Rusev and Aiden

Emperor Smeat
05-01-2018, 08:43 PM
:lol: Cass' entrance getting the commercial break treatment

KIRA
05-01-2018, 08:43 PM
I don't know why the WWE head TJ Perkins do this gamer gimmick when Xavier Woods was clearly already on top of that

Dark One
05-01-2018, 08:43 PM
Liked the subtlety of Cass putting his jacket and watch back on when he came out last week, showing he just got finished mauling Bryan in the back.

slik
05-01-2018, 08:45 PM
Make Lana a face

Dark One
05-01-2018, 08:46 PM
AAA very excited about the Chrisley return.

Savio
05-01-2018, 08:47 PM
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"Ball suck my ball once, suck my dick for allah"

Emperor Smeat
05-01-2018, 08:47 PM
Are they chanting "overrated"?

Dark One
05-01-2018, 08:48 PM
A REAL WWE SUPERSTAR FALLS ASLEEP WITH PIZZA IN THE OVEN

rez
05-01-2018, 08:48 PM
AAA very excited about the Chrisley return.

Only one more week!

ClockShot
05-01-2018, 08:49 PM
Don't know if Cass took a step back with this promo of if it's on par with last week.

ClockShot
05-01-2018, 08:49 PM
Whoa. They keep 'Swog on retainer for tonight?

Dark One
05-01-2018, 08:50 PM
Hope Hornswoggle comes out as a Big Cass midget and Mini-Bryan taps him out.

Emperor Smeat
05-01-2018, 08:50 PM
Bryan looks a little smaller than usual. WWE must be using some new fancy cameras this week.

Savio
05-01-2018, 08:50 PM
Wonder if the arena knows it's not Bryan.

Emperor Smeat
05-01-2018, 08:51 PM
Cass is so going to pull a Snitsky and punt him into the crowd.

Innovator
05-01-2018, 08:51 PM
Cass is steamrolling through this promo to stop the chanting

Dark One
05-01-2018, 08:52 PM
Segment would have been dramatically improved by Big Cass missing the boot by going too high.

slik
05-01-2018, 08:53 PM
Referees running down to the ring to save DBry impersonator from 'heinous' attack by Big Cass, noted evil heel

Droford
05-01-2018, 08:54 PM
I like the new Big Cass

slik
05-01-2018, 08:54 PM
SD writing tonight seems kind of bad....have all this talent though

Lock Jaw
05-01-2018, 08:55 PM
"Weird" at Big Cass looking at the midget's ass with big bulging eyes

Dark One
05-01-2018, 08:55 PM
SD writing tonight seems kind of bad....have all this talent though

https://pa1.narvii.com/6742/55cde922dc38a1e46d81667de6a116a6f7ba019f_hq.gif

slik
05-01-2018, 08:57 PM
Leesa Mattress

ClockShot
05-01-2018, 08:58 PM
SD writing tonight seems kind of bad....have all this talent though

Well, everyone's probably shot from creative to the roster. WrestleMania, Super Rumble, and Backlash all in a month's span.

I'm inclined to let it slide. But it's gotta pick back up next week.

ClockShot
05-01-2018, 08:59 PM
Flashy yet attractive tonight, Renee.

Like the wardrobe.

ClockShot
05-01-2018, 09:02 PM
Sweet. Connecticut's getting a piece of Nakamura.

Emperor Smeat
05-01-2018, 09:03 PM
SD writing tonight seems kind of bad....have all this talent though
Paige probably wasn't able to hoodwink Angle on making more terrible trades to also clean up the Creative side of the Blue Brand.

Savio
05-01-2018, 09:03 PM
Hope this sunday its 20 minutes of them kicking each other in the balls.

KIRA
05-01-2018, 09:03 PM
I'm digging Renee's homage to Josephs Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat

rez
05-01-2018, 09:04 PM
Joe going to feud with everyone at once?

Dark One
05-01-2018, 09:04 PM
My body is ready.

KIRA
05-01-2018, 09:05 PM
Jose current gimmick is to ruin peoples day or make it worse

Emperor Smeat
05-01-2018, 09:05 PM
:lol: Mr Nut Puncher strikes again

KIRA
05-01-2018, 09:06 PM
It's weird hearing Joe put Brock Lesnar over but at the same time it's okay because it's so matter-of-fact I like it when wrestlers mentioned other feuds and other wrestlers

ClockShot
05-01-2018, 09:06 PM
NUTS!

Dark One
05-01-2018, 09:06 PM
Nakamura uppercutting AJ Styles' taint is never not going to be funny.

This is like the one thing I don't think even WWE can run into the ground.

KIRA
05-01-2018, 09:07 PM
Nut shot Nakamura strikes again

slik
05-01-2018, 09:07 PM
An entire storyline on SDLive revolves around AJ Styles testicles

Droford
05-01-2018, 09:08 PM
Nakamura HAS to win on Sunday..right?

ClockShot
05-01-2018, 09:08 PM
Someone should start a gofundme to get Styles a cup.

Emperor Smeat
05-01-2018, 09:09 PM
Nakamura uppercutting AJ Styles' taint is never not going to be funny.

This is like the one thing I don't think even WWE can run into the ground.

Whole situation could have been avoided if Styles just bought a cup. At this point, any sort of cup would work like a foam drink cup.

KIRA
05-01-2018, 09:09 PM
Best f****** heel in a long time

ClockShot
05-01-2018, 09:10 PM
Becky dusted off that ring attire she had at that one Smackdown that I attended a year ago.

Savio
05-01-2018, 09:10 PM
I know some people don't like Joe's music but I have always liked it.

Droford
05-01-2018, 09:10 PM
Someone should start a gofundme to get Styles a cup.

At this rate At least hecwont have to worry about having more kids.

Shinsuke protection

rez
05-01-2018, 09:10 PM
https://shop.wwe.com/aj-styles-untouchable-one-reusable-party-cup/RF2011.html

KIRA
05-01-2018, 09:11 PM
Frankly I would be terrified to be asuka's partner because I know if we lose too much she's going to kick me in the head

And she's being all positive and taking it well now but tick tock tick tock

slik
05-01-2018, 09:12 PM
Comedy Asuka has begun as a gimmick, gulp

Savio
05-01-2018, 09:12 PM
Asuka loves to have fun.

slik
05-01-2018, 09:15 PM
King of Dong Style

Savio
05-01-2018, 09:15 PM
"I'm on fiyah"

ClockShot
05-01-2018, 09:17 PM
I wonder if Sanity will be the ones to finally bust up The New Day?

Savio
05-01-2018, 09:17 PM
I hope Samoa Joe comes out during this match talks shit about Roman reigns then say he could kick either Shaemus's ass or Xavier's ass.

slik
05-01-2018, 09:18 PM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Ah yes, Backlash, the PPV we all know and love as the ONE TIME A YEAR <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAW?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#RAW</a> and <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SDLive?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#SDLive</a> meet in head-to-head competition.</p>&mdash; The Ultimate Worrier (@WorrierMN) <a href="https://twitter.com/WorrierMN/status/991486132901830656?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 2, 2018</a></blockquote>
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Dark One
05-01-2018, 09:19 PM
"Bootleg Pancakes"

slik
05-01-2018, 09:20 PM
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Emperor Smeat
05-01-2018, 09:24 PM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Remember, kids... if a stranger comes up to you on the street and offers you pancakes, do what Xavier does:<br><br>[1] STOP<br>[2] GET OUT OF THERE<br>[3] GO TELL AN ADULT<br>[4] COME BACK WITH SYRUP <a href="https://t.co/Pmr2Wemnvt">pic.twitter.com/Pmr2Wemnvt</a></p>&mdash; TDE Wrestling (@totaldivaseps) <a href="https://twitter.com/totaldivaseps/status/991488146008403974?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 2, 2018</a></blockquote>
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KIRA
05-01-2018, 09:26 PM
The bar the new Ascension of SmackDown

KIRA
05-01-2018, 09:27 PM
Comedy Asuka has begun as a gimmick, gulp

Fucking hell

Emperor Smeat
05-01-2018, 09:28 PM
Sonya's makeup makes it look like someone punched her in the face recently.

Lock Jaw
05-01-2018, 09:28 PM
Sonya's makeup makes it look like someone punched her in the face recently.

She must have put her face too close to the gun

Savio
05-01-2018, 09:29 PM
Dumb way to end that dumb absolution angle.

KIRA
05-01-2018, 09:29 PM
Is it just me or does Paige no longer look like she survived the Holocaust

Dark One
05-01-2018, 09:33 PM
TRANQUILOS

Lock Jaw
05-01-2018, 09:36 PM
LUNCH TIME

Emperor Smeat
05-01-2018, 09:36 PM
WWE's attempts at getting some sympathy for Reigns' well-being at Backlash would have made more sense if Joe didn't also wrestle on the Greatest Rumble show.

KIRA
05-01-2018, 09:39 PM
So after you've had a top run or had a lot of success the WWE likes to make sure you lose a bunch to see how you handle it?

KIRA
05-01-2018, 09:46 PM
Being Cearcie Lannister is not a compliment she is always guaranteed to fail at some point everything she does backfires

Lock Jaw
05-01-2018, 09:47 PM
Hate Carmella's yelling.......

KIRA
05-01-2018, 09:48 PM
Hate Carmella's yelling.......

I think it's great it's supposed to be annoying

Lock Jaw
05-01-2018, 09:50 PM
Feel like I am going to pass out whenever she starts yelling........

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Triple A
05-01-2018, 09:52 PM
Just got home from the office... damn... watching...

Triple A
05-01-2018, 09:52 PM
Guy kinda reminds me of owenbrown in the front row

Triple A
05-01-2018, 09:53 PM
Missing owen

slik
05-01-2018, 09:55 PM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">This is the historic, first ever 1000th women's tag team match on Smackdown Live.</p>&mdash; Sean Ross Sapp of Fightful.com (@SeanRossSapp) <a href="https://twitter.com/SeanRossSapp/status/991494922523078656?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 2, 2018</a></blockquote>
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Emperor Smeat
05-01-2018, 09:56 PM
WWE still doesn't realize running your own ads during matches just makes it look like you don't care what is going on in the ring. Also just padding even more ads to shows already full of ads to begin with.

Triple A
05-01-2018, 09:56 PM
I like Sonya Deville... I like the shape of her nose and I like that she looks somewhat "vaguely middle eastern"

Lock Jaw
05-01-2018, 09:58 PM
WWE still doesn't realize running your own ads during matches just makes it look like you don't care what is going on in the ring. Also just padding even more ads to shows already full of ads to begin with.

How else are you supposed to be 100% sure there is an event on Sunday?

Emperor Smeat
05-01-2018, 09:58 PM
:eek: Becky winning a match by association.

slik
05-01-2018, 09:58 PM
Asuka and Charlotte clearly still the best in-ring women on the roster

KIRA
05-01-2018, 10:00 PM
Main event was really fun fast-paced

Emperor Smeat
05-01-2018, 10:19 PM
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Tom Guycott
05-02-2018, 12:10 AM
What's Miz going for here?

Hollywood Ninja?

MIZukage

Tom Guycott
05-02-2018, 12:43 AM
Shinsuke Nakamura is the new Edge.

Ultimate Opportunist = Cheap-shot Artist

Rated R Superstar = Rockstar

Con-chair-to = Nutcracker Suite

Now, the man just needs a valet so he can have a live sex celebration after he wins the title!

Sting Fan
05-02-2018, 05:34 AM
I'm so glad Bryan made his comeback to have the dream feud we all wanted with Big Cass...

Ol Dirty Dastard
05-02-2018, 08:51 AM
I'm so glad Bryan made his comeback to have the dream feud we all wanted with Big Cass...

And he's going to job as well.

Mr. Nerfect
05-02-2018, 09:49 AM
And he's going to job as well.

I'm predicting that Daniel Bryan is going to lose every match I see him in, so that if he does win, I can get elated.

I think Big Cass is being skyrocketed. I can see him being the one to beat Styles for the belt. I don't even hate Cass, but it's just so...Jinder on SmackDown. He's not as bad as Jinder, but come on. You've got Joe, Nakamura, Bryan, Styles, Orton, guys tied up in tag teams, Tom Phillips and Tye Dillinger. All of those guys seem to have more bounce.

If Cass declares himself a Trump supporter and gets endorsed by the President as the Superstar making WWE Great Again, I will laugh though. I think Vince thinks there is money in the guy.

Ol Dirty Dastard
05-02-2018, 09:52 AM
The thing is, there's no point in bringing him back from a big injury only to job him in his first match. Which pisses me off, because why does Bryan have to be the sacrificial lamb? I get that he's teflon, but he should be protected.

Mr. Nerfect
05-02-2018, 09:54 AM
I think the thinking is "god damn it, that will make people hate him." I think Bryan will be used to embiggen the heels that Vince wants to be top challengers.

On the bright side, Vince might "test" Cass. He likes to test people. Maybe he wants to see if Cass will play ball and tap to Bryan? See how Bryan looks beating big men; see how Cass does losing. It's a good measure of where he is in the ring, since he may not have a better match at this stage of his career. That's the only way I see Bryan winning.

Mr. Nerfect
05-02-2018, 09:55 AM
It's weird, because I don't give a fuck about Daniel Bryan, but I legitimately get salty when he loses. I genuinely have an emotional attachment to the guy's success. I don't care about anyone who beats him. But he's a star to me.

Ol Dirty Dastard
05-02-2018, 10:00 AM
I love that you used the word embiggen. How very cromulent of you.

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Evil Vito
05-02-2018, 02:49 PM
It's weird, because I don't give a fuck about Daniel Bryan, but I legitimately get salty when he loses. I genuinely have an emotional attachment to the guy's success. I don't care about anyone who beats him. But he's a star to me.

So......you DO give a fuck about Daniel Bryan, then?

Ol Dirty Dastard
05-02-2018, 03:10 PM
Noid is a complicated man.

Cool King
05-02-2018, 03:59 PM
• For a moment, the whole Miz/Hardy/Orton thing reminded me of Mahal/Roode/Orton from a few weeks ago.

Mahal/Miz stood in-between Orton (on the left) and the United States Champion (on the right) and brought up the SmackDown Top 10 List as a way to get Orton to attack the United States Champion.

Orton doesn't care.

Mahal/Miz tries other ways to get Orton to attack the United States Champion.

It all eventually ends with Orton hitting the Champion "outta nowhere" with an RKO.

I won't be surprised if Shelton Benjamin is eventually added to the title picture, just like Rusev was with Mahal/Roode/Orton.

• <s>LayCool</s> The IIconics are just awful.

Also, what's up with Peyton Royce's chin?

She seems to have some weird lump under her bottom lip.

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• The New Day are going to be around forever, aren't they?

• As soon as I saw Lana, I knew the hinting of dropping Aiden English was going to happen.

Speaking of dropping, Lana seems to have dropped her Russian accent. She probably dropped it at the same place Kofi dropped his Jamaican accent.

Anyway, if the breakup of Rusev and English happen, It's pretty obvious that English will be the face at the end of it and a face Aiden English singles run actually sounds pretty interesting to me.

I've always liked English.

I good swerve would be English turning on Rusev and either going it alone, or taking Lana with him who was in on the whole thing.

• It's been so long since we had a heel get a midget to impersonate a face.

It was like old times.

However, I really hope that this Bryan/Cass thing will be done after Sunday.

It's not really that good.

Emperor Smeat
05-02-2018, 04:58 PM
:lol: Nakamura found another unfortunate victim for his patented nut punch.

Daniel Bryan faced Shinsuke Nakamura after tonight's SmackDown Live / 205 Live tapings. Earlier in the evening, WWE had said that Bryan was not cleared to appear on tonight's episode of SmackDown Live, which was clearly storyline.

Bryan and Nakamura had a short but fun 7-10 minute match with a lot of submissions that the crowd was going crazy for and they chanted "Oui!". The end of the match saw Bryan hitting Nakamura with his Yes! kicks, only for Nakamura to duck one of them and hit a low blow, which prompted the referee to ring the bell and rule the match for Bryan via disqualification.

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Corkscrewed
05-02-2018, 09:37 PM
:lol: :lol:

Ya know, about six months ago, I was thinking that heels don't really do low blows anymore. But Nakamura has made up for that.

#1-norm-fan
05-02-2018, 09:50 PM
Can't imagine Big Cass going over Daniel Bryan unless it's via rage DQ or something.

#1-norm-fan
05-02-2018, 09:51 PM
Also, does Noid give a fuck about Daniel Bryan or not??

Fignuts
05-02-2018, 11:10 PM
ARMS TO NUTSACKS

Tom Guycott
05-06-2018, 11:47 PM
Oh good heavens! Will no one stop this ruthless reign of testicular terrorism?!