Smackdown Live 5/8/18 feat. A++ Brand, WWE's War on Balls, & Some MitB rasslin

[Emperor Smeat]

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SmackDown preview, May 8, 2018: Styles’ rivalry with Nakamura returns to SmackDown more dangerous than ever

In the wake of a volatile WWE Backlash pay-per-view, WWE Champion AJ Styles and Shinsuke Nakamura remain embroiled in a bitter rivalry, and SmackDown LIVE braces for WWE Money in the Bank with three explosive Qualifying Matches.

SmackDown LIVE Preview : Quick Hits

How will Styles and Nakamura settle their heated rivalry?
Jeff Hardy takes on The Miz in a Money in the Bank Qualifying Match
Charlotte Flair to battle Peyton Royce in a Money in the Bank Qualifying Match
Daniel Bryan and Rusev to lock horns in a Money in the Bank Qualifying Match




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Last time on Ow, My Balls!:
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[RP]

Tuesdays nights are the best wrestling night because there is no Roman Reigns and you get a crisp episode of Chrisley before Smackdown comes on.

[Savio]

Shit they're in Baltimore? I could have went.

[Lock Jaw]

PAIGE THERE

[KIRA]

This is automatically the A show tonight because there's no mo Joe Riley

[ClockShot]

I don't think I can ever buy into Paige being GM.

[Lock Jaw]

Jeff Hardy Club is for Everyone

[Emperor Smeat]

Jeff Hardy looked like he was about to crap his pants with the faces he was making during his entrance.

[ClockShot]

Jeff gets a shot to get into Money in the Bank.

When he's wearing the U.S. title and could start a program with that and a fresh face.

Nope.

So, I guess I'm backing Miz for this.

[ClockShot]

EVIL CHILD!

[Lock Jaw]

Return of Angry Miz Girl

[KIRA]

I don't think I can ever buy into Paige being GM.

Sexist

[ClockShot]

Sexist

Trish Stratus could come back and she could be much more believeable.

I'm sorry. Paige was great in the ring, but I ain't digging her in a "front office role".

[xrodmuc316]

Trish Stratus could come back and she could be much more believeable.

I'm sorry. Paige was great in the ring, but I ain't digging her in a "front office role".

In theory i love the idea of her being injured and not being able to fight, so Shane McMahon does it for her. Shane vs Mandy Rose, Hell in a Cell, book it!

[Lock Jaw]

WWE Paige working hard during the Draft

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[KIRA]

I just realized how freaking safe Miz is in the ring

[KIRA]

If there was ever anyone who needed a mouth guard it is Jeff

[Lock Jaw]

How long has it been called "Hardyac distress"? Seems like first I heard it was at the PPV

[ClockShot]

STOLEN!

[Emperor Smeat]

Miz vs Jeff was pretty good overall.

[ClockShot]

Right guy won.

[RP]

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[KIRA]

Fuck that was a great finish to a fun match

[ClockShot]

THEY'RE MAGICALLY DELICIOUS!

[RP]

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[KIRA]

Lucky Charms really

[Emperor Smeat]

Wonder how much money New Day blows through each week on making countless pancakes but never eating them.

[Lock Jaw]

Sanitylina Coming Soon

[ClockShot]

Wonder how much money New Day blows through each week on making countless pancakes but never eating them.

I think they just go into the local Costco and just buy a couple cases of 100 pack Aunt Jemima frozen pancakes.

Too much working doing the scratch method.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Nakamura

[ClockShot]

No speaky engli.

[KIRA]

I'm a little surprised Eric Young made it to the main roster I thought he was going to stay behind and be an old hand

[My Final Heaven]

Well, they jobbed Billie to Charlotte on her 2nd week on the main roster - now Peyton gets her turn. RIP, girl :lol:

[ClockShot]

Renee Young. Asking the hard questions.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Nakamura :y:

[KIRA]

The part they don't talk about it the fact that both Styles and Nakamura went home to deeply upset spouses

[KIRA]

I am in love with this man

[ClockShot]

Ugh. Stupid selfie promos.

Makes you wonder if some of the roster still use old school flip phones.

[KIRA]

Charlotte has the same problem as Bobby Roode she cannot work as a face in my eyes

[Savio]

Ugh. Stupid selfie promos.

Makes you wonder if some of the roster still use old school flip phones.

Atleast these ones seem unscripted.

[Savio]

"Balls suck my balls once"

[KIRA]

Wish Tye Dillinger was doing a lot more

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at the random "What?" by someone in the crowd after Billie said Charlotte is still an inspiration to her.

[KIRA]

Billy K looks like she stuck her face in a freezer and the rest of her body was on a tanning bed

[KIRA]

My question is where is Asuka

[My Final Heaven]

Charlotte has the same problem as Roman Reigns she cannot work as a face in my eyes

they're booking Charlotte the way everybody says they're booking Reigns :D

[My Final Heaven]

My question is where is Asuka

They got what they wanted out of her, she's Zack Ryder to them now.

[KIRA]

they're booking Charlotte the way everybody says they're booking Reigns :D

Except the audience actually likes her

[KIRA]

They got what they wanted out of her, she's Zack Ryder to them now.

I don't think Triple H would stand for that she seems like a pet project for him even Beyond N XT

[Emperor Smeat]

My question is where is Asuka

She wrestled in the dark segment. Then again she's been almost a non-factor on Smackdown since her streak was broken.

[KIRA]

She wrestled in the dark segment. Then again she's been almost a non-factor on Smackdown since her streak was broken.

That is a God damn crime

[My Final Heaven]

What can I say, Iconic Duo were built for a year & a half in NXT, all to be made a joke of to put shine on The Queen within the span of a month. Where does that sound familiar?

[KIRA]

What can I say, Iconic Duo were built for a year & a half in NXT, all to be made a joke of to put shine on The Queen within the span of a month. Where does that sound familiar?

WWE might realize they have very talented women on the roster once they get their Charlotte vs Ronda Rousey boner satisfied

[Emperor Smeat]

If Asuka gets put in the MitB match, she will set the record for most people erased from WWE existence at the same time.

[My Final Heaven]

So now we know the booking of the next 6 months here! Charlotte wins Women's MITB, menaces Carmella with the case before squashing her to the bottom of the midcard. HAHAKARMABye-bye, push.

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[My Final Heaven]

Unrelated - since Peyton got her new tits, she can't do the Fisherman's Suplex finish anymore? That sucks (the blood out of my erection) :'(

[xrodmuc316]

Renee Young. Asking the hard questions.

You gotta be joking right??? Renee didn't even ask Shinsuke if he has any sisters, and if so what kind of household items they carried with them while they tortured him.

[Emperor Smeat]

Wonder if The Rock takes offense to Styles claiming he built Smackdown when the show is named after part of Rock's catchphrase.

[Emperor Smeat]

That Bludgeon Bros segment was way creepier than anything Bray or the Wyatt Family ever did.

[Emperor Smeat]

This filter for Mandy Rose's entrance is terrible.

[Evil Vito]

Mandy's entrance makes me very very happy

[erickman]

come out to porn music

[slik]

How has #SDlive been, I'm just tuning in

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at Mandy beating Becky.

[Emperor Smeat]

How has #SDlive been, I'm just tuning in

Been a very good show so far and better than last night's RAW.

[erickman]

How has #SDlive been, I'm just tuning in

about like raw last night a lot of ads

[KIRA]

210 pounds I see you Bryan making sure you can never be drafted to 205 live

[slik]

rusev vs dbry

[slik]

k, all caught up now via reading recap

[KIRA]

spider Jerusalem reference

[slik]

I want both Rusev and Daniel Bryan in the MITB match, I'm torn

[slik]

also Mandy Rose's new entrance is great

[Emperor Smeat]

:eek: clean win by Rusev.

Probably the best for Bryan's well-being that he didn't win this match.

[slik]

Wow, a clean win over Daniel Bryan for Rusev!

[KIRA]

Subverting expectations good job but then again they want to continue the feud with big Cass so not really that surprising

[Savio]

Haha, the first win in Forever by Rusev is over Daniel Bryan

[erickman]

damn rusev got a push

[Emperor Smeat]

Pretty awkward way to end Smackdown this week.

Either Big Cass was supposed to do a post-match beating but couldn't due to lack of time or WWE was legit that dumb to have a lot of dead air to end the show.

[slik]

I wanted both guys to win so I am cool with Rusev winning -- definitely a surprise ending though!

[slik]

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[slik]

SD thread dead tonight...prob a bad sign for ratings for the A show.

[Jordan]

You can't expect to put out 7 hours of shitty programming in two days and expect people to stick around for more.

[Mr. Nerfect]

SmackDown has got such amazing talent, I don't understand how it can read so boring week-to-week.

[Big Vic]

Think WWE was like, who do the fans like more? DB? Give Rusev the win.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

lol won't put Rusev over anyone else either. Only Bryan to give him a rub.

Still, it could lead to something good.

[erickman]

Think WWE was like, who do the fans like more? DB? Give Rusev the win.

yeah that was wild rusev got as many cheers as db did

[Cool King]

• Hardy/Miz was a fun match with a great ending.

I'm happy Miz is in the MITB Ladder Match. Hopefully he can go all the way.

• I can only assume that with Sheamus and Cesaro bickering and then only one of them being able to make it to the MITB Ladder Match, that this is the beginning of the end of The Bar.

I kinda hope it is, as I've never really been all that big on The Bar and I think they're much better off as singles competitors.

• I see that Nakamura shares his locker room with a member of the WWE Crew who likes to sit in the dark and stare at a monitor.

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• <s>LayCool</s> The IIconics are just awful.

• So Mandy Rose is what you get when you mix Eva Marie with Goldust.

I'm digging her theme though. It's a really nice chillout track.

• I'm happy Rusev is in the MITB Ladder Match and that he got there by winning clean. I did say that I would be really happy if The Miz won the MITB Ladder Match, but I'd also feel pretty happy if Rusev won.

I kinda feel that at this moment in time, neither will win and the winner will end up being Strowman.

[Cool King]

I don't think I can ever buy into Paige being GM.

Me too.

It just doesn't feel right.

I can't help but feel that a big reason why she's GM of SmackDown is because of The Rock's movie "about her".

If The Rock wasn't making that movie, I find it hard to see why the WWE would keep Paige around, especially in the main on-screen roll that she has now.

This is all happening to keep The Rock happy.

[slik]

I think Paige has been good so far as GM and can picture her as RAW GM one day

[Savio]

I think she's GM because she's nearly crippled and WWE would find it in poor taste to fire her.

[Savio]

Hope Strowman doesn't win the briefcase, he doesn't need it.

[Savio]

Hard for a Raw member to use it when the champ is never there.

[Cool King]

I think Paige has been good so far as GM and can picture her as RAW GM one day

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[slik]

SD should win both briefcases, A-Show ONLY plz

[Cool King]

Hard for a Raw member to use it when the champ is never there.

If a Raw Superstar wins, then he'll pull a "Chris Benoit".

[Cool King]

And by that I meant he'll switch shows and face its World Champion, not go around killing everyone.

[slik]

DBry should beat AJ for the belt and Miz should then 'cash in' and win the belt

insta-heat

[Savio]

I always wanted there to be a storyline where some old vet who never won the title (let's say goldust) was given a mainevent push against a heel who stated "You will never ever hold this title".

Goldust then wins the grueling match and with tears in his eye crawls over to grab the title. But before he gets there Seth Rollins (The MITB Winner) curb stomps him and cashes in.

1-2-3

[Tonya Harding]

I should challenge Charlotte to a match.

[xrodmuc316]

If a Raw Superstar wins, then he'll pull a "Chris Benoit".

Hopefully Heath Slater doesn't win it then, he has a lot of kids :-\

[Mr. Nerfect]

I'm iffy on the bar. I thought their random team was weird, but they grew on me. It allowed Cesaro to get more "WWE Points" and Sheamus to not be annoying in the main events when he has no business being there. They're...long in the tooth. It's hard to stay relevant in a tag team division that is more interested in putting over children.

That being said, what is there for them as singles guys? Sheamus is on limited time because of his spinal condition, and Cesaro is not really their type. I liked the idea of The Bar on Smackers, because they could go into singles competition without actually splitting.

I wouldn't mind it if they became lackeys to Nakamura, to be honest. Call them Shinsuke International. I don't know. It's hard to care. I really want to care about Cesaro, I do.

[xrodmuc316]

I'm iffy on the bar. I thought their random team was weird, but they grew on me. It allowed Cesaro to get more "WWE Points" and Sheamus to not be annoying in the main events when he has no business being there. They're...long in the tooth. It's hard to stay relevant in a tag team division that is more interested in putting over children.

That being said, what is there for them as singles guys? Sheamus is on limited time because of his spinal condition, and Cesaro is not really their type. I liked the idea of The Bar on Smackers, because they could go into singles competition without actually splitting.

I wouldn't mind it if they became lackeys to Nakamura, to be honest. Call them Shinsuke International. I don't know. It's hard to care. I really want to care about Cesaro, I do.

Honestly I wouldn't mind them pairing up with Samoa Joe. Just three badasses together.

The biggest issue is you can't have a 4 time World Champion be a lackey. It would have to be all equals, but that instantly brings back the memory of how bad the League of Nations was. Granted Joe as the mouthpiece of the group would work.

That being said Bar vs Bludgeon Bros has to happen before any kind of change, cause that would be a hell of a brawl.

[KIRA]

So Charlotte's injured........It's Asuka time baby!

[Emperor Smeat]

So Charlotte's injured........It's <s>Asuka</s> Mandy time baby!

Corrected it since knowing the WWE, that's who gets the next big push in the women's division.

[Simple Fan]

Has it not already been Asuka time. I'd rather see them build up Carmella actually. Hope she also beats Asuka.

[KIRA]

Corrected it since knowing the WWE, that's who gets the next big push in the women's division.

They have to turn her face and get rid of Sonya DeVille

[KIRA]

Has it not already been Asuka time. I'd rather see them build up Carmella actually. Hope she also beats Asuka.

No because she's yet to win the women's title.

[Ruien]

Carmela has star potential written all over her. Not Charlotte potential but she's legit. More so than asuka.

[slik]

Carmella I think would be great as a character/manager more so than a wrestler (same for Lana)

[Ruien]

She is a decent enough wrestler. Her charisma is beyond anything else in the women's division though. Easily beats Bliss out for the top spot.

[Fignuts]

Every promo I've seen of Carmella seems like she's trying way too hard to play a character. Doesn't come off very natural at all.

[KIRA]

Carmela has star potential written all over her. Not Charlotte potential but she's legit. More so than asuka.

Is it because she's Japanese or because Carmella is boinking John Cena

[Ruien]

Asuka falls in the Nak boat. You have limited potential if you cant speak English.

Isn't Carmela married to Cass?

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Has it not already been Asuka time. I'd rather see them build up Carmella actually. Hope she also beats Asuka.

Carmella is fucking awful.

[Fignuts]

Ruien, you just want to fuck Carmella the most and its affecting your judgement.

[Dukelorange]

Asuka falls in the Nak boat. You have limited potential if you cant speak English.

Isn't Carmela married to Cass?

No I don't think they are together.

[Ruien]

Ruien, you just want to fuck Carmella the most and its affecting your judgement.

:lol:

[Simple Fan]

Carmella is fucking awful.

Most the women are but I'd rather see them build up one instead of force Asuka again.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Minus Asuka actually being good in the ring.

Having to listen to Carmella screech while locking in rest holds I could feel my dick shrivel up into my small intestine.

[Simple Fan]

Haven't seen a good match from Asuka since joining the main roster. Granted I fast forward alot of the womens matches but other than her and Charlotte at WM everything else has been flat.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

:roll:

[Cool King]

Having to listen to Carmella screech while locking in rest holds I could feel my dick shrivel up into my small intestine.

It reminds me of Melina's constant pointless screaming back in the day.

Just like Melina, I find Carmella to be horrible and irritating as all hell.

[Simple Fan]

Can you name one? I know you won't be able to because she hasn't had a meaningful match on the main roster besides the WM match.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

and that is her fault of course. Certainly not the way she's been booked.

[Simple Fan]

I didn't say it was her fault but I also don't see whats so special about her.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

That's your problem "I don't like this person even though objectively at worst they're pretty good and people seem to like them. Job them to shitty wrestlers."

[Simple Fan]

When did I say I didn't like her? I just wish they'd move on from her.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Fan. Talking to you sometimes is like smashing my head into a brick wall.

[Simple Fan]

You jump to conclusions to much is your problem.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

but your points are, well, pointless.

"She hasn't been booked well, so let's move on from her"

Or you know, just book her well. You think it's going to be better with shit ass Carmella at the helm?

[Simple Fan]

They've put alot of work into Carmella and I'd rather see them continue to build her up.

[Simple Fan]

Asuka's streak was the only thing interesting thing she had going for her and it was way over due for her to lose. No reason to push her to the top of the division right now, would hurt the division more so than Carmella will.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Nah. Pretty sure Carmella, who wrestles like Kelly Kelly, would hurt the division more.

[Simple Fan]

What good would Asuka running through everyone do?

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

She doesn't have to run through everyone. Just book her like the great performer she is and I'm sure whatever she does will be better than Carmella's run where the title will lose all of its meaning.

[Simple Fan]

Carmella is at least an interesting character. Asuka's has nothing without her streak. I don't even think she's all that great in the ring. Is she better than most, yeah but hasn't translated that to good matches. Charlotte and Sasha are better in ring performers than Asuka. I believe most are blinded by her NXT booking and how well they used her. She's been exposed on the main roster though.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

okay

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

hopefully at next years mania we get Randy Orton vs Dave Batista in the main event.

[Triple A]

Carmella is the most interesting and best "on the mic" of anyone in the women's division by far imo!!!

idk what is so interesting about Asuka... does a bunch of kicks... wrestles the same shitty WWE-style matches as everyone else, which is not her fault I guess... but at least the others have some sort of personality/character

[Simple Fan]

hopefully at next years mania we get Randy Orton vs Dave Batista in the main event.

Fuck yeah

[slik]

I think Charlotte is the best on the mic! Carmella is good on the mic too though! Same for Billie/Peyton...SD women's roster way more interesting than RAW's overall tbh!!

[Fignuts]

People here insinuating that Asuka has no personality.

what

Rather see Carmella badly portray a stuck up bitch character that we've seen done better by just about everyone else.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

People here insinuating that Asuka has no personality.

what

Rather see Carmella badly portray a stuck up bitch character that we've seen done better by just about everyone else.

Upset this even needs to be said.

[Fignuts]

Like, when Carmella talks, I don't believe a thing she's saying, because everything she says seems so forced.

She's the female roman reigns.

[Cool King]

I think Charlotte is the best on the mic! Carmella is good on the mic too though! Same for Billie/Peyton...SD women's roster way more interesting than RAW's overall tbh!!

In my opinion, I'd say SmackDown has the worst female roster.

The only good things about it are Charlotte, Asuka and Becky Lynch. Whereas Raw's is all good with the only exception being Sasha Banks.

SmackDown's female roster is mostly just a bunch of "Barbies" really.

[slik]

Agree 2 Disagree


Bayley is boring and sucks
Sasha is good but dragged down by boring Bayley
Nattie is good sometimes but also a jobber most of the time
Ronda has had 1 match
Sarah Logan sucks
Nia is boring now that her gimmick is not being bullied
Alexa Bliss is great
Mickie James is great
Ruby Riott is good
Liv Morgan sucks

[slik]

SD also has Mandy Rose who is a fun character too

[slik]

And SD is about to get Zelina/Almas...Zelina 'really good' on the mic

[slik]

I hope Mandy Rose wins women's MITB tbh

Also, Naomi is a good wrestler (and Becky like u mentioned earlier)

[Triple A]

People here insinuating that Asuka has no personality.

what

Rather see Carmella badly portray a stuck up bitch character that we've seen done better by just about everyone else.

Upset this even needs to be said.

Like, when Carmella talks, I don't believe a thing she's saying, because everything she says seems so forced.

She's the female roman reigns.

What...

What personality does Asuka have... really confused... only says "you're not ready for Asuka"...

Carmella doesn't sound "forced" at all to me... sounds completely natural on the mic, unlike almost everyone else on the entire roster (m+f)

[Fignuts]

Asuka portrays more personality through her mannerisms and facial expressions than most women do through their attempts at speaking.

[Fignuts]

I don't think you're very good at watching wrestling, Triple A.

[Ruien]

I am with AAA. I dont watch SD so I am limited to what I see from Carmella on the pre and post shows for the ppvs. She seems very fluent and charismatic. I did watch SD when she had that one dude with her and she was good even back then.

Asuka, just like Nak, cant have me invested. She is the better wrestler but I like characters. And speaking English is a big part of cutting a promo to get me involved.

It's the same thing as I would rather watch Miz anyday if the week over Nak. Miz is drawing me in. Nak is just an amazing wrestler that cant speak English.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

fucking Americans.

[Ruien]

<33333

[Ruien]

Hmmm. Question. When people like AJ, Balor, and such go to Japan did they learn to speak Japanesse?

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Heel Nak is so much cooler than the Miz. The initial babyface Nak "Just liked to have fun" so I hear you on that.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Hmmm. Question. When people like AJ, Balor, and such go to Japan did they learn to speak Japanesse?

I would imagine less japanese than Nak and Asuka speak English.

[KIRA]

What...

What personality does Asuka have... really confused... only says "you're not ready for Asuka"...

Carmella doesn't sound "forced" at all to me... sounds completely natural on the mic, unlike almost everyone else on the entire roster (m+f)
She's Charming playful really f****** scary all at the same time even little thing she does like that gesture she made in the women's Royal Rumble toward Amber moons arm. And her stuff with the Miz was amazing is one little moment that I can't find where she gave him a quick thumbs up just little things she's good at it. Part of her character is that she revels In a fight she's not really a stoic badass she's actually having fun taking and giving a beat down.

[KIRA]

If heel Nakamura has taught us anything it's that speaking English really doesn't matter.

[KIRA]

fucking Americans.

I know. God we are lazy lazy assholes.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

lol

[KIRA]

I am with AAA. I dont watch SD so I am limited to what I see from Carmella on the pre and post shows for the ppvs. She seems very fluent and charismatic. I did watch SD when she had that one dude with her and she was good even back then.

Asuka, just like Nak, cant have me invested. She is the better wrestler but I like characters. And speaking English is a big part of cutting a promo to get me involved.

It's the same thing as I would rather watch Miz anyday if the week over Nak. Miz is drawing me in. Nak is just an amazing wrestler that cant speak English. and yet
Nakamura might be the most over heel on Smackdown right now. As much as people loved him he has a tremendous ability to be a complete bastard and it's great and the English he does speak is short, sweet and has yet to fail.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

people singing the Miz's praises like he's the next coming drive me fucking nuts. He's "good". But come on. He's not really a great athlete and even as a promo would get eaten alive in a better era. He's done well to bridge the gap from crap reality star turned wrestler INTO good performer. But he will forever lack credibility and will be stuck at the level he's at.

Nak is getting over by actually just being an awesome heel and being far better than the Miz could ever dream of. And he only has to go "Sorry.... No speak English"

[KIRA]

If heel Nakamura has taught us anything it's that speaking English really doesn't matter.

I mean look at Roman Reigns he speaks perfect English.

I don't even see how you could say Asuka saying no one's ready for Asuka can count against her we all know how Vince life to drive things into the ground. If he could he would reduce everybody to four moves and a catchphrase.

[KIRA]

Is Carmella good in her role as a heel yes she's an annoying coward and she knows how to play it to the hilt.
And then you have the iconix who are......... annoying cowards. I'm not exactly sure what Charlotte's character is other than I'm the best which isn't really a character but I guess we'll give her a pass.

[KIRA]

people singing the Miz's praises like he's the next coming drive me fucking nuts. He's "good". But come on. He's not really a great athlete and even as a promo would get eaten alive in a better era. He's done well to bridge the gap from crap reality star turned wrestler INTO good performer. But he will forever lack credibility and will be stuck at the level he's at.

Nak is getting over by actually just being an awesome heel and being far better than the Miz could ever dream of. And he only has to go "Sorry.... No speak English"
And the best part about Nakamura is unlike The Miz unlike Elias unlike maybe Samoa Joe I'm not sure where he stands Nakamura actually gets booed for being a heel he didn't have to revert to some racist stereotype that hates America to do it(I love you gender but if we're being honest) he's just really damn good at being hated.

Nakamura proves that it's not how many words you know it's how you say something and what you do. Jeff Hardy sucks on the mic he has not improved 1iota but you love him.

Mojo Riley can talk his head off he is as annoying as Carmella if not more so but you don't want to see him on your television.

[Fignuts]

She's Charming playful really f****** scary all at the same time even little thing she does like that gesture she made in the women's Royal Rumble toward Amber moons arm. And her stuff with the Miz was amazing is one little moment that I can't find where she gave him a quick thumbs up just little things she's good at it. Part of her character is that she revels In a fight she's not really a stoic badass she's actually having fun taking and giving a beat down.

This. Her character is completely unique and something we've never seen in WWE before.

[Fignuts]

Is Carmella good in her role as a heel yes she's an annoying coward and she knows how to play it to the hilt.
And then you have the iconix who are......... annoying cowards. I'm not exactly sure what Charlotte's character is other than I'm the best which isn't really a character but I guess we'll give her a pass.

I like how Charlotte's character has evolved. She has a certain regality that she's made her own.