SDLive - Jeff Hardy vs Daniel Bryan - 5.22.18 ***Official Thread***

[slik]

Time for the blue brand!


<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">EXCLUSIVE: Tonight, <a href="https://twitter.com/WWEDanielBryan?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@WWEDanielBryan</a> will face <a href="https://twitter.com/JEFFHARDYBRAND?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@JEFFHARDYBRAND</a> for an opportunity to face <a href="https://twitter.com/SamoaJoe?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@SamoaJoe</a> in a <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/MITB?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#MITB</a> Qualifying Match! <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SDLive?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#SDLive</a> <a href="https://t.co/IQJX2qoxTb">pic.twitter.com/IQJX2qoxTb</a></p>&mdash; WWE (@WWE) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWE/status/999074797022662657?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 22, 2018</a></blockquote>
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[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Absolutely no one’s sister is appearing on this show <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ReasonsToWatchSmackDown?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#ReasonsToWatchSmackDown</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/998998028106289154?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 22, 2018</a></blockquote>
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[ClockShot]

I can totally see Nakamura picking something totally crazy for the stip.

First person to score a low blow wins. Or something to that extent.

[KIRA]

Just the idea that Vince has left raw seemingly to burn while Smackdown gets everything good in wrestling is hilarious

[RP]

Paige will come out and make a 3 way New Day match.

[ClockShot]

New Day needs to be busted up.

[KIRA]

This teasing of Miz's future getting kicked in the face is great

[KIRA]

Could honestly accept any member of the new day going in

[Emperor Smeat]

Really hope New Day wins the MitB match just so they Freebird the cash-in attempts.

[RP]

" Fortline " lol

[ClockShot]

I guess Miz ain't a gamer.

[RP]

PAIGE HEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at Miz getting pelted with pancakes.

Very lively crowd tonight.

[KIRA]

Miz just revealed how old he actually with that fortnite comment

[RP]

I cant stop thinking about how Paige rode Xavier Woods white man penis.

[ClockShot]

Paige will come out and make a 3 way New Day match.

They're gonna keep Paige and New Day separated from the crowd for as long as possible.

[slik]

Good opening segment w/ Miz and New Day

[KIRA]

Pancakes are awesome and just looking at them wasting it makes me very sad inside

[ClockShot]

Oh, this is a "first time ever" match too?

[Black Widow]

Pancakes are awesome and just looking at them wasting it makes me very sad insideWaffles are better.

[KIRA]

If only page had stayed for commentary and satin Woods lap the entire time just for the laughs

[Emperor Smeat]

Pretty ingenious idea by the New Day for a rest spot.

[KIRA]

Waffles are better.
I'm not saying you're wrong I just never came around on waffles like I don't hate them but I don't love them either

[KIRA]

" wow man I'm surprised you can tell us apart"
:lol:

[ClockShot]

Crowd sees a Susan G. Komen ad: "yay"

Crowd hears Aiden English warming up: "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

[RP]

Lana will be fired soon. She's just too awkward.

[slik]

"Lana just loves to have fun!"

[ClockShot]

Like the IIconics.

But's that's slowly starting to change.

[KIRA]

Awesome Susan G Komen found a new way to scam people out of money

[rez]

I'm not saying you're wrong I just never came around on waffles like I don't hate them but I don't love them either

You're both wrong. french toast...specifically the style from Road Trip. :drool:

[rez]

LANA DAY lol

[slik]

Let's go Billie Kay!

[rez]

I really think these gals have ruined the Australian accent for me permanently :(

[Dark One]

Rusev getting "RUSEV DAY" so over has led to Lana winning a singles mathc and getting into MitB.

Rusev gonna get so many blowjobs.

[slik]

Lana squashes Billie! I didn't expect that, Mrs. Rusev in the Bank!

[KIRA]

Makes me want to drive a Bowie knife through my ears

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at the Lana Day sign by Aiden

Also :lol: at how the Lana-Billie match played out.

[erickman]

lets see if aiden can get romen over

[Savio]

Happy for Lana.

[DAMN iNATOR]

LANA! :D

[Emperor Smeat]

Why bother call up anyone from NXT if main roster Creative is utterly terrible handling almost all of their debuts and early runs.

[KIRA]

good Brothers versus The Usos this should be.....good

[Savio]

Time for the blue brand!


<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">EXCLUSIVE: Tonight, <a href="https://twitter.com/WWEDanielBryan?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@WWEDanielBryan</a> will face <a href="https://twitter.com/JEFFHARDYBRAND?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@JEFFHARDYBRAND</a> for an opportunity to face <a href="https://twitter.com/SamoaJoe?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@SamoaJoe</a> in a <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/MITB?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#MITB</a> Qualifying Match! <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SDLive?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#SDLive</a> <a href="https://t.co/IQJX2qoxTb">pic.twitter.com/IQJX2qoxTb</a></p>&mdash; WWE (@WWE) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWE/status/999074797022662657?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 22, 2018</a></blockquote>
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She is much better than Carly.

[slik]

I want to see the Jodie Foster/Batista movie 'Hotel Artemis'

[ClockShot]

Yay. Almas on live TV.

[RP]

WWE is really horrible. It's clear they're trying to squash Rusev being over so much by having Lana mooch off the Rusev day shit.

[rez]

I want to see the Jodie Foster/Batista movie 'Hotel Artemis'

Hell yeah...trailer played before DP2. Looks unique

[ClockShot]

And, he's still on jobber duty.

[KIRA]

The moment you realize Batista has been in way bigger films than the Rock

[Emperor Smeat]

Almas' jobber looks like a really skinny version of Kenny Dykstra.

[slik]

The Rock though is currently the biggest movie star in the world practically

[Emperor Smeat]

:y: El Idolo won

My pick for this season of TPWW Survivor looking great right now.

[KIRA]

The Rock though is currently the biggest movie star in the world practically

True but still

[KIRA]

Carmella is going to die

[KIRA]

WWE logic says they're going to have Jinder Mahal go over a white hot Rollins in order for him to look strong when he loses against Roman Reigns

[ClockShot]

"No speaky engly".

[Dark One]

WWE logic says they're going to have Jinder Mahal go over a white hot Rollins in order for him to look strong when he loses against Roman Reigns

Delete this.

[Savio]

The moment you realize Batista has been in way bigger films than the Rock

I don't think I can agree with that.

[RP]

Hair vs Hair probably

[Emperor Smeat]

Hope the stip for next Styles-Nakamura match is a First Nut Shot match or maybe Best 2 of 3 Nut Shots match.

[ClockShot]

Nakamura must have read Paige's old script by mistake.

[slik]

'Il Idolo' is fun 2 say IMO

[rez]

PIRROR FAIGHT.

[RP]

lol Pillow Fight. This would be dead serious on RAW btw.

[ClockShot]

Pillow fight!

Just load your pillow case with bricks and you're set.

[Dark One]

Hope the stip for next Styles-Nakamura match is a First Nut Shot match or maybe Best 2 of 3 Nut Shots match.

I was really hoping for Ironballs match--most nutshots in 60 minutes wins.

[KIRA]

The moment you realize that a guy who barely speaks English in Nakamura is way way better on the mic then likes of Roman Reigns who speaks perfect English

[KIRA]

I was hoping for a sock full of quarters match the first one to get nail into danglers loses

[slik]

pillow fight ftw

[ClockShot]

Ah. I get it. Last Man Standing match.

[Emperor Smeat]

Nakmaura has gotten soft. That's 2 weeks in a row he spared Styles balls.

Last Man Standing match might be the most annoying match in the WWE since the ref never shuts up with the counting.

[RP]

I dont know what he said.

[KIRA]

Nakamura is so charismatic that it's sickening I'm just going to say it

[KIRA]

I dont know what he said.

He chose Last Man Standing he kept trying to get to 10 when he was counting

[slik]

Last Pillow Standing

[Savio]

The club always gets a jobber entrance

[rez]

fuckin nerds

[mike adamle]

I've never understood how last man standing matches can go to a draw. If they're both still down after 10 just make it sudden death and whoever gets up first wins. Very simple.

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">WWE Shop has run out of creativity <a href="https://t.co/VkPSDbMqjK">pic.twitter.com/VkPSDbMqjK</a></p>&mdash; Annette �� (@AnnetteReid24) <a href="https://twitter.com/AnnetteReid24/status/999037543793426445?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 22, 2018</a></blockquote>
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[KIRA]

So the Usos are no longer heels theyre just disgruntled okay

[Emperor Smeat]

So the Usos are no longer heels theyre just disgruntled okay

Works for Reigns on RAW ... or not considering how dumb the basis for his complaints are.

[KIRA]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">WWE Shop has run out of creativity <a href="https://t.co/VkPSDbMqjK">pic.twitter.com/VkPSDbMqjK</a></p>&mdash; Annette �� (@AnnetteReid24) <a href="https://twitter.com/AnnetteReid24/status/999037543793426445?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 22, 2018</a></blockquote>
<script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script> I'm glad Alicia Fox got her shirt out before they went creatively bankrupt and yes I do own one.

[rez]

What's the equivalent of a 4 leaf clover for a Samoan? cuz Roman needs that shit stolen.

[KIRA]

Works for Reigns on RAW ... or not considering how dumb the basis for his complaints are.

To be fair the Usos complaint does hold more water but not much I mean they got on WrestleMania like they wanted so there goes that gripe now they just can't beat the bludgeon brothers that's not really anybody's fault but there's and the bludgeon Brothers being Unstoppable.

[Emperor Smeat]

Trying to think who has a worse entrance, Mandy Rose with her terrible blurry filter entrance or Sonya Deville with her seizure educing flickering lights in the ring.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at the no reaction by the crowd to the kick fest between Sonya and Naomi.

[RP]

One of my biggest fears is that Mandy Rose agree's to be surgically attached to my face and they attach her shoulder to my mouth instead of her butthole.

[KIRA]

:lol: at the no reaction by the crowd to the kick fest between Sonya and Naomi.
Probably because neither one was affected by it

[KIRA]

Seems like Jeff Hardy just snorted a line of coke before he came out that door

[Savio]

I hope Bryan doesn't win, don't want him getting injured in mitb

[rez]

lol just watched a joe/jeff match from tna.

[KIRA]

I hope Bryan doesn't win, don't want him getting injured in mitb


He'll be all right

[KIRA]

But I do think they're still playing it safe so they won't let him in

[Savio]

Accidents happen Kira :(

[Droford]

Daniel Bryan vs Samoa Joe in WWE

Hnm

[Emperor Smeat]

Jeff-Bryan match was really great. Much more entertaining show overall than RAW was last night.

[Evil Vito]

That was a fun main event. Happy 37th birthday to D-Bry.

[KIRA]

Accidents happen Kira :(

This is true

[RP]

Time for some Chrisley!

[KIRA]

Smackdown is just f****** burning through my dream match list

[Savio]

Wow they went a minute over, I am surprised

[rez]

Greyson is gonna make it big one day.

[KIRA]

Smackdown has less pages I really want to believe because it's the more watchable show so there's nothing to complain about

[rez]

true ^

anyone confirm if SD will be live or taped @ fox?

[Savio]

I actually watch more of smackdown than Raw.

[Emperor Smeat]

true ^

anyone confirm if SD will be live or taped @ fox?

Supposedly nobody knows outside of a few people in the WWE. Seems its also up to FOX on if they want it live or not and nobody knows what their decision is either yet.

[slik]

Dbry vs Jeff Hardy was good

DBry vs Joe will be too

[slik]

Much, Much, much better show than RAW this week

[Droford]

Dawned on me that they're probably going with double 10 count for Styles/Nakamura..they really need to include a "must be a winner" clause

[slik]

I think you are right @Droford

Chicago will be a great crowd for a non-finish and Jinder vs. Roman, I can't wait.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Love Daniel Bryan's knee bar. Also marked out for the Swanton onto the knees. Must have fucking killed Jeff.

[Splaya]

They dropped the ball for sure. They could have had the Miz versus E match be that if the Miz were to win, he got to pick the member of the New Day to go in. Big E could have lost the match and the Miz would leave everyone in suspense until the night of the PPV. Kofi and Xavier could have been laid out in the back and Miz would have had no choice but for Big E to go in. Win lose or draw, they could have it revealed that Big E was the one who laid them out, thus beginning his heel turn and ending the New Day

[XL]

Dawned on me that they're probably going with double 10 count for Styles/Nakamura..they really need to include a "must be a winner" clause

They already did that finish.

They dropped the ball for sure. They could have had the Miz versus E match be that if the Miz were to win, he got to pick the member of the New Day to go in. Big E could have lost the match and the Miz would leave everyone in suspense until the night of the PPV. Kofi and Xavier could have been laid out in the back and Miz would have had no choice but for Big E to go in. Win lose or draw, they could have it revealed that Big E was the one who laid them out, thus beginning his heel turn and ending the New Day

I think there’s some legs in Mr MITB Big E still being in New Day before they do a break up angle.

[Droford]

They might have already did it but that wasnt a last man standing match

Theres no way the finish is clean. There will be some hokiness to it so if its not a double 10 then it'll probably be both of them getting up at the same time right at 10 or something..Im convinced Iron Man match at Summerslam but that means they have to drag this out for 3 more months and aside from hokey finishes I dont know how that happens and how they keep the fued from being stale.

[Splaya]

If they go the route of Iron Man, I don't want a 30 minute match. Give me the full 60. It has to be the blow off that people are expecting.

[Droford]

theyve got 5 hours to fill

[Fignuts]

I would say that making it a HIAC would be great, and would have made Nak's announcement of it a lot more impactful.

But then I remember that HIAC has been watered down into an annual PPV and is just another match.

[Cool King]

Trying to think who has a worse entrance, Mandy Rose with her terrible blurry filter entrance or Sonya Deville with her seizure educing flickering lights in the ring.

Deville, by a country mile.