Gertner Presents: Official SDL Thread 6/12/18 -"D-Bry vs Shelton PLUS PAIGE SPEAKS!""

[Big Vic]

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Jerry “The King” Lawler to interview AJ Styles ahead of Last Man Standing Match (https://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/2018-06-12/article/aj-styles-jerry-lawler-preview)

[slik]

TY Gertner,

Bless!!

[rez]

A modern day

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[Emperor Smeat]

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[Emperor Smeat]

Guess Lana forgot her accent this week.

[ClockShot]

Women's talkie segment to open up.

Yikes.

[ClockShot]

Tag team sense is tingling.

[erickman]

Tag team sense is tingling.

hola hola hola

[rez]

That wasn't a bad segment...golden compared to ladder sitting.

[Emperor Smeat]

Teddy Long must be fuming right now. WWE squandered a great opportunity for an impromptu tag match to happen right now.

[rez]

Australians doing an Irish accent..lol I don't know, I just found it funny

[ClockShot]

Wait?

Bryan vs. Benjamin is up first? What for? So the inevitable 8-woman tag match is the main event?

[Savio]

Is owen in the building!?

Got my tickets for SmackDown Live I won a couple of weeks ago today. :y:

[ClockShot]

There it is.

[Savio]

Wait?

Bryan vs. Benjamin is up first? What for? So the inevitable 8-woman tag match is the main event?

I won't complain, would let me tune out early.

[KIRA]

Where is that other promowear Daniel Bryan said something like a kick to the Dome when your mom's not home I love that

[KIRA]

They just just refused to give Shelton his theme music back

[KIRA]

Shelton Benjamin vs Daniel Bryan pinch me

[GD]

The Iconics are adorable.

[rez]

E3 hype for me:

Cyberpunk 2077
Cyberpunk 2077
Cyberpunk 2077
Cyberpunk 2077
Fallout 76
Mario Tennis Aces
Super Mario Party
AC:O

[Emperor Smeat]

Kind of worried for Bryan's chances at MitB since he won a match on the go-home show.

[KIRA]

Kind of worried for Bryan's chances at MitB since he won a match on the go-home show.

I thought the story was going to be that despite his bullying tactics big Cass keeps tapping out to Brian and he just gets more and more desperate

[ClockShot]

Asuka slowly becoming Braun Strowman.

All she needs to start doing is adding "Or else" to her demands and just leave the remains of the women's roster all over the place if she doesn't get her way.

[GD]

Smackdown feels a lot better than RAW.

[Emperor Smeat]

I thought the story was going to be that despite his bullying tactics big Cass keeps tapping out to Brian and he just gets more and more desperate
That would be the smart thing to do but since WWE loves 50/50 booking, fully expecting a win by Big Cass instead at MitB.

Then Vince comes out just to flip off the crowd for their unwavering love of Bryan.

[Savio]

That's because there's no Roman.

[KIRA]

I know I'm ridiculously late to the party but I just realized watching this AJ vs. Nakamura recap that 90% of WWE feuds is talking

[slik]

Good SD so far imo

[KIRA]

Wow look at Jerry Lawler it feels like old times

[GD]

The bitchslapping community?

[Savio]

AJ was a much better heel

[owenbrown]

Is owen in the building!?

Not until July 24th

[slik]

Owen u should cosplay as Asuka when u go to SDLive!!!

[KIRA]

Amazing how much the Miz actually looks like he should be a referee

[DAMN iNATOR]

This is the worst music in the history of our sport!

[Savio]

lol at John Mayer

[slik]

Paige comes across as 10x more competent as a GM than Kurt Angle.

[KIRA]

I love Samoa Joe but once again he looks like King Hippo the hair just drives it home I do like the hair though

[rez]

One page Smackdown thread so far. wow

[Savio]

One page Smackdown thread so far. wow

Quite common at this point.

[KIRA]

One page Smackdown thread so far. wow

Smackdown live is a better show there's pretty much nothing to b**** about

[slik]

SD is pretty consistently better than RAW and there isn't as much to make fun of/complain about during

[Savio]

Johnsonville Brauts commercial is awful

[rez]

Quite common at this point.

More fun to watch, less forum bitching.

[Emperor Smeat]

I love Samoa Joe but once again he looks like King Hippo the hair just drives it home I do like the hair though

If he had a mullet at the end, he could pull off a Bebop look.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Paige comes across as 10x more competent as a GM than Kurt Angle.

But how does she compare to Mr. Angle c.2004?

[slik]

Wow! Big victory for Rusev!

[Emperor Smeat]

:eek: Rusev beat Samoa Joe.

Time to scratch his name off the MitB winners list.

[KIRA]

If this leads to The Miz getting murdered by Samoa Joe I am all for it

[KIRA]

Miz is climbing the ladder time to scratch his name off the list

[Shisen Kopf]

Not until July 24th

Dont forget to make a Shisen Kopf #1 sign

[KIRA]

Scene chewing is a side effect of interacting with the new day

[rez]

This match should be gooooooooooooooood

[rez]

Jeff isn't injured anymore, right?

[Emperor Smeat]

Would have been hilarious if they pulled this stunt at MitB instead. Whoever gets the case is all super happy and opens it as part of the celebrations. Then the look of sudden dejection on their face when it turns out all they won was a bunch of pancakes instead.

[KIRA]

Wait a minute Jeff Hardy talks about getting cleaned up in that special was that before or after his recent drunk and run in with the police

[Savio]

Ugh fuck this commercial

[RP]

I dont even understand why have this match right now.

[RP]

Unless every title is changing at MITB, why have this match. Even if so, why? I dont get it at all.

[Emperor Smeat]

Wait a minute Jeff Hardy talks about getting cleaned up in that special was that before or after his recent drunk and run in with the police

Unless WWE did a recent round of tapings, probably just his past struggles with booze and drugs. WWE started taping stuff for this documentary late last year.

[RP]

Lets get commercials in now. Ya.........

[RP]

Not only should this match not be going, but they are littering it with commercials . This is brilliant.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Nut Punch Nakamura strikes again

[KIRA]

Again Nakamura so good at being a bastard

[xrodmuc316]

Lol @Mella telling Renee "Eww I dont want you on my instagram".

While she still isnt great in the ring, Carmella has been quite entertaining as Champion.

[KIRA]

Not only should this match not be going, but they are littering it with commercials . This is brilliant.

It's kind of like when they did AJ vs. Daniel Bryan I think where they give you just a little bit of it not the full-blown match that it could be

[KIRA]

State of the art right plus I hope she's been taking acting lessons so she can pull off this so call Southern accent

[RP]

I'm not against it, but i'll be the first to say it. The Weekly Shit On Renee, might get old pretty soon. No sure they will get away with that on FOX.

[KIRA]

I'm just picturing Samoa Joe with the same frown on his face on the ferris wheel arms crossed it would have been gold

[Emperor Smeat]

I remember hating those height requirement signs at amusement parks since I was very small as a kid.

Also remember a ride one time had that type of sign even though there was no reason at all for it. Might have been for a go kart track or something equally dumb like the tea cups ride.

[RP]

I love the WWE special Olympic stuff. I just dont care for the throwing events on purpose stuff like Becky did in that promo. Not needed. Borderline insulting.

[KIRA]

I love the WWE special Olympic stuff. I just dont care for the throwing events on purpose stuff like Becky did in that promo. Not needed. Borderline insulting.

Agreed

[rez]

I remember hating those height requirement signs at amusement parks since I was very small as a kid.

Also remember a ride one time had that type of sign even though there was no reason at all for it. Might have been for a go kart track or something equally dumb like the tea cups ride.

Are you Tom Hanks back in BIG?

[RP]

Sonya Deville's timing is terrible. She might need to go back to NXT.

[RP]

What is even going on in this match? I dont even understand anymore. Lets go to commercial. yes yes.

[KIRA]

Becky's kip up was like water

[RP]

Is this a tag match or like a 10 on 10 match? I really dont know.

[RP]

If this is a tag match, they failed badly and they should just play commercials until 11pm.

[Emperor Smeat]

Are you Tom Hanks back in BIG?

No but would have been a good way to go on more rides instead of waiting years later and still not being able to ride them since the park I usually went to shut down years earlier.

Now that I think about it, no clue why I was able to go on the lifts ride meant for adults only. Like somehow it was ok to have a kid riding around the park really high up in the air but couldn't ride something that was more on ground level.

[RP]

This is the most convoluted tag match of all time.

[Lock Jaw]

oh no

Picture-in-picture commercials.....

[rez]

No but would have been a good way to go on more rides instead of waiting years later and still not being able to ride them since the park I usually went to shut down years earlier.

Now that I think about it, no clue why I was able to go on the lifts ride meant for adults only. Like somehow it was ok to have a kid riding around the park really high up in the air but couldn't ride something that was more on ground level.

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[RP]

LOL why did Nia tap on RAW? Why didnt refs come out and break it up? Am i the only one keeping track of this shit atm?? Come on WWE!

[KIRA]

Is anybody else being bombarded with commercials

[Emperor Smeat]

Mandy has a better knee striking move than Rollins does with his Kneemaker.

[Lock Jaw]

ASUKA JUST MADE THE CHAMP TAP OUT!!!!

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR THIS SUNDAY NIGHT?!??!?!?!

[RP]

Welp Auska loses at MITB. Good to know.

[Emperor Smeat]

Really hope this doesn't mean Carmella is keeping the title at MitB based on the ending of this match.

[RP]

" Hey before Chrisley comes on, lets all look at the briefcases in the air !" .

[KIRA]

Welp Auska loses at MITB. Good to know.

FUCK:rant:

[RP]

That was one of the worst Smackdowns i can remember.

[rez]

I remember hating those height requirement signs at amusement parks since I was very small as a kid.

Also remember a ride one time had that type of sign even though there was no reason at all for it. Might have been for a go kart track or something equally dumb like the tea cups ride.

I hate rollercoasters even being a normal sized person growing up. The water rides that drop are alright, though.

[RP]

That was so horrible i wanna cut my penis in half, fill it with relish and sell it at some poor carnival.

[rez]

5/10 SDL...still better than RAW. A strong first half that faded.

[RP]

If Smackdown goes 3 hours of FOX, like this, i'll probably Anthony Bourdain myself in the bathroom watching it.

[xrodmuc316]

But how does she compare to Mr. Angle c.2004?

Once upon a time Kurt Angle pulled out the best trade.

He got 3, THREE, Hall of Famers, Booker T, and the Dudleys, for only stupid Triple Haitch (read H like William Regal says it).

Alas, Smackdown GM Kurt Angle is not the same dumb Kurt Angle of today lol

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Is Lana a face now and also no longer Russian?

[Emperor Smeat]

If Smackdown goes 3 hours of FOX, like this, i'll probably Anthony Bourdain myself in the bathroom watching it.

Only way that's possible is if Smackdown starts at 7PM EST due to FOX's local news commitments at 10PM.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Once upon a time Kurt Angle pulled out the best trade.

He got 3, THREE, Hall of Famers, Booker T, and the Dudleys, for only stupid Triple Haitch (read H like William Regal says it).

Alas, Smackdown GM Kurt Angle is not the same dumb Kurt Angle of today lol

As bad as he was, I always used to mark out for Luther Reigns matches...he was one of Angle's "lackeys"/"henchmen"...I remember also thinking that stupid finisher he had looked "badass" back then, LOL.

[Big Vic]

SDL will never go 3 hours.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Never is a very strong word.

[Big Vic]

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