Raw Thread - 6/18/18 - A MONSTER IS IN THE BANK!!!

[Anybody Thrilla]

If she rode down to the ring, does it still count, ABT?

Absolutely not!

[slik]

WWE gave New Day permission to appear on the latest episode of Being The Elite. Hmmm.

[Anybody Thrilla]

WWE gave New Day permission to appear on the latest episode of Being The Elite. Hmmm.

Moreover, in the latest addition to the Hidden Gems collection on the Network, there's a Kenny Omega promo followed by a match from Down South Wrestling.

[slik]

:shifty:

[Dark One]

WWE gave New Day permission to appear on the latest episode of Being The Elite. Hmmm.

Young Bucks somehow going to own WWE by 2035.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Deep South Wrestling maybe, but you get it.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Young Bucks somehow going to own WWE by 2035.

Will ROH bankroll a buy-out like they rolled All In?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Liv's butt looking scrumptious tonight.

[RP]

I would lick poop nugget gravy out of Liv Morgan's ass crack.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Good job, ladies. Good job.

[Dark One]

Hooray for us, ABT

[slik]

IT'S BOSS TIME

[Dark One]

Once again, the two months of nothing happening after Wrestlemania was irrelevant.

[Emperor Smeat]

WWE stubbornly waiting soo long to turn either Sasha or Bayley heel that it won't matter when it finally happens (or at all)

[Anybody Thrilla]

I wonder how Liv walked back up the ramp. They should have shown that rather than whatever just didn't happen with Bayley and Sasha.

[Dark One]

Is the big announcement that Braun Strowman is now every champion?

[slik]

Wow, after 9 months of development something finally happened in the Bayley/Sasha feud

[Anybody Thrilla]

Wow, after 9 months of development something finally happened in the Bayley/Sasha feud

Not really. They have already come to blows before and had a match because of it. That was kind of a step backwards.

[RP]

Liz Morgan can shit down my throat.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

USANetwork pretending getting Harry Potter movies is important.

[Emperor Smeat]

Don't get why its that hard for WWE to turn Bayley heel. Its not like she's doing anything of note or like Reigns/Cena where she is the "face" of the women's division.

Just give her a knife and a sweet looking jacket and you now have a "Hollywood" type heel on the roster.

https://i.imgur.com/fkLadA2.png

[RP]

FUCK YA BAYLEY BEAT THAT BITCHES ASS

[Anybody Thrilla]

OK, now that was something.

[Dark One]

Hey. We're back to where we were like three months ago when they threw each other into lockers.

[RP]

Show over. Night guys!

[RP]

Roman promo is about to be like..

DURRRRRRRRRRR I DERSERVE THE TITLE DURRRRRRRRRRRRR I"M THE BIG DURGGGGGGGGGG DIS MY YARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD BROCK SUCKS I DESERVE TITLE DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[slik]

There is literally no match I want to see Brock have less, AGAIN, than Roman vs Brock

[Dark One]

Hey. We're back to where we were like three months ago<s> when they threw each other into lockers.</s>

[KIRA]

For the love of God why are they dragging this out turn bayley heel I'm so sick of this give her her daggers and let her go

[RP]

Oh get the fuck out Lashley wtf lol.

[Lock Jaw]

Now Lashley

oh no

[Anybody Thrilla]

Oh shitttttttttt. Just heard that two of my good friends just got engaged, so I'll be bowing out of here in about twenty minutes to go meet them at a bar and celebrate!

[RP]

Bobby and his Hat

[Dark One]

Bobby Lashley really hoping that three vertical suplexes was an impressive enough showing to get a title shot

[Anybody Thrilla]

Might as well have Lashley v. Roman. Put all that crap in one segment.

[KIRA]

He's still bitching Yep this will get him over Vince

[Anybody Thrilla]

Would be a dope match too.

[Dark One]

Oh shitttttttttt. Just heard that two of my good friends just got engaged, so I'll be bowing out of here in about twenty minutes to go meet them at a bar and celebrate!

Right as Roman comes out?

Yeah. Sure, buddy.

I'M ONTO YOU

[slik]

GOD IT GETS WORSE

[Sepholio]

UHG

[RP]

BRAUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNN

[slik]

Jesus God Give Me The Strength

[KIRA]

Lashley and Roman I'm going to go take a cyanide pill be right back

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

TOP GUYS!

[Lock Jaw]

WE JOB HARD

ALL DAY, ALL NIGHT

[RP]

Yah why not bring The Revival out. I mean.. just why not. Who gives a fuck anymore.

[Sepholio]

Why are we about to watch the revival job to these meatheads?

[KIRA]

I guess Vince looked at it and said this show is going too smoothly I have to slow it down to an agonizing crawl somewhere

[Anybody Thrilla]

I like this. I like this a lot.

[Emperor Smeat]

Poor Revival, going to get massacred soon at the hands of Lashley and Reigns.

[slik]

Lashley can't last three sentences on the mic

[Anybody Thrilla]

SCOTT DAWSON PINS ROMAN REIGNS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dark One]

SCOTT DAWSON PINS ROMAN REIGNS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh man. My body is ready.

[Emperor Smeat]

When was the last time a regular tag team actually beat an impromptu one in the WWE?

Random jobber teams don't count.

[RP]

If Roman somehow takes a pin, i'll ejaculate in my eye.

[RP]

Dawson is pretty strong. He's picking up and throwing Lashley around like its nothing.

[Dark One]

I can't not laugh at Corey burying Coach fucking up continuity and/or exposing the business left and right

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

:fu: :fu::fu::fu::fu: :n::n::n: :fu::fu::fu: Forever The Revival :mad:

[Emperor Smeat]

Baw Gawd, Lashley just stole Reigns finisher.

[Emperor Smeat]

Why is Balor not wearing any pants for this backstage promo?

[RP]

That was odd. Thanks WWE writers.

[Lock Jaw]

WWE 2K19 apparently one of the most anticipated games in history

[Sepholio]

LMAO one of the most anticipated releases in the history of video games. That's rich.

[Dark One]

Why is Balor not wearing any pants for this backstage promo?

He took the torch from Orton.

[slik]

Braun saving his best friend Finn Balor <3

[Lock Jaw]

LMAO one of the most anticipated releases in the history of video games. That's rich.

THE GREATEST VIDEO GAME IN THE HISTORY OF VIDEO GAME SPORTS!!

[RP]

I wonder if the Delux Edition means it will work on Nintendo Switch.

[Dark One]

What a crazy ride for AJ Styles

https://media1.tenor.com/images/ff7f35b7e5d3d06116091abb05ec951a/tenor.gif?itemid=9919265

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I wonder if the Delux Edition means it will work on Nintendo Switch.

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooope

[Dark One]

Wonder how many times AAA has watched the full 100 episodes of Chrisley.

17?

[Emperor Smeat]

WWE 2K19 cover looks pretty good.

Too bad they didn't have him on the cover last year since they could have used his glorious Mania 33 look for it.

[slik]

AAA marking out for Chrisley r/n

[Dark One]

I wonder if the Delux Edition means it will work on Nintendo Switch.

To be fair, it didn't really work on the other consoles either.

[KIRA]

How has Chrisley Knows Best lasted a hundred f****** episodes who is actually watching this shite

[KIRA]

AAA marking out for Chrisley r/n

Oh...I see...

[Emperor Smeat]

I wonder if the Delux Edition means it will work on Nintendo Switch.

Maybe if 2K and Yukes finds some extra loose change lying around. Probably a safer bet it gets treated like WWE's pyro budget.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Dash Wilder ALMOST pinned Roman Reigns, if that counts for anything.

[RP]

Wonder how many times AAA has watched the full 100 episodes of Chrisley.

17?

Best show on television motherfucker! Stop talking shit.

[Dark One]

Did they just announce another gauntlet match?

[Anybody Thrilla]

My friends picked a good time to get engaged. That main event will be fine...but just fine.

[RP]

HOW DARE YOU RONDA!

[KIRA]

I hope Barron keep that vest on to wrestle

[RP]

YOU GO TO HELL RONDA ROUSEY!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Did they just announce another gauntlet match?

Beating a dead horse.

[KIRA]

Did they just announce another gauntlet match?

:drool:yes they did smackdown's roster is so awesome that I don't mind at all

[RP]

I really hate life when i see No Way Jose.

[KIRA]

I guarantee you that one kid gets beat up every single day he goes to school

[Dark One]

My friends picked a good time to get engaged. That main event will be fine...but just fine.

Uhh

So

Jose vs Mojo...

Your friends need another friend?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Did y'all peep the Bushwacking conga liner?

[RP]

If Mojo jobs to Jose, than thats the lowest you can possibly get. Thats almost lower than Curt Hawkins.

[slik]

I legit just lol'd at the fan who shook his head "NO" at No Way Jose

[Anybody Thrilla]

Uhh

So

Jose vs Mojo...

Your friends need another friend?

We'll be at The Corner Pub in Montgomery.

[slik]

"No Way Jose likes to have fun"

- Michael Cole

[KIRA]

It's been a double shot of awful Roman Reigns and Bobby Lashley now no way Jose and Mojo Riley I think I (just threw up in my mouth)

[Anybody Thrilla]

Did y'all peep the Bushwacking conga liner?

No one has ever typed that sentence before.

[Emperor Smeat]

Did Mojo botch running the ropes?

Suddenly stopped running and awkwardly stared at the ropes before turning around.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

The no intro jobber WON!

[Anybody Thrilla]

Heel Mojo is infinitely more tolerable than face Mojo.

[RP]

Can we be done with No Way Jose now? Please?

[KIRA]

No way Jose is exactly where I'm surprised Elias Samson didn't end up

[Sepholio]

Jobber match ends with jobber jobbing to jobber.

Wait what Mojo getting an interview now? WTF is going on please don't let him talk.

[slik]

I legit just lol'd at the fan who shook his head "NO" at No Way Jose

Same fan just gave him losing a standing ovation

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at the "intermittens conses" flub by Mojo

[KIRA]

Man why you got to let him talk?

[Dark One]

No one has ever typed that sentence before.

Confirmed. No google search results.

Congratulations. You must be very proud.

[KIRA]

I survived Mojo Riley and his weird awful house music theme music I feel like I can survive anything

[RP]

I dont even want to live anymore after that match.

[Emperor Smeat]

Knowing WWE, that legit might have been the actual ending to this Bayley-Sasha saga.

[RP]

This RAW went from great to nauseating. I think i'm just gonna go lay down. Night folks.

[RP]

Wait Elias is here. Hold that thought.

[Sepholio]

Yep Elias here to save the day!

[slik]

SaveUS Elias

[Lock Jaw]

Elias with his hair down.... means business tonight..... good song

[Sepholio]

This is lyrically his best performance. This is great.

[KIRA]

Elias voice soothes All the Rage I felt having to see Mojo Riley

[Emperor Smeat]

Beautiful musical masterpiece by Elias right now.

Crowd finally appreciating some quality music.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Pretty good song, really.

[Lock Jaw]

His songs legit just keep getting better and better lyrically and musically

[Sepholio]

wait did he just say deep down his soul is fappin? Been mishearing things ever since the intermittens conses.

[Lock Jaw]

Can't wait for Elias' album to drop

[KIRA]

I'm for real when I say I cannot wait for this man's album to drop

[Anybody Thrilla]

"What Would Elias Do?" number one on iTunes.

[RP]

Elias with a full song !!!!

[Emperor Smeat]

:eek: Elias actually managed to finish a song

[Sepholio]

LJ beating everyone to everything tonight.

[KIRA]

Can't wait for Elias' album to drop

RIGHT? It's going to be the only thing I play for months

[Lock Jaw]

Elias has finished songs before, but that was probably the longest song he ever finished

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

wait did he just say deep down his soul is fappin? Been mishearing things ever since the intermittens conses.

consensual penis?

[RP]

Renee giving fuck eyes as Seth walks away.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I predict a triple threat for the IC title at Extreme Rules with Dolph/Seth/Elias that Elias wins by pinning Dolph, leading to Elias/Rollins 2 at Summerslam.

[KIRA]

They better be freeing Rollins from the IC title so he can challenge Lesnar

[KIRA]

Elias has finished songs before, but that was probably the longest song he ever finished

He just carved the lyrics of that song into my soul

[Dark One]

Will CONSTABLE Corbin come out to some sweet new LAW ENFORCEMENT music?

[RP]

He just carved the lyrics of that song into my soul

I felt like i was walking with Elias during that song.

[KIRA]

If Corbin's name plate says Constable Baron Corbin I'm probably going to grind my teeth

[KIRA]

I felt like i was walking with Elias during that song.

I was floating on a cloud made up of the dulcet tones of his voice

[RP]

I think i need to be up front with everyone right now. There is no doubt i've jacked off to Alexa Bliss more than any woman on this roster, but 2nd place is by far Renee Young. I've gone to bed with cum drying in my chest hairs due to jacking off to Renee.

[Dark One]

Constable Cobrin wrestling in business attire.

Nice touch since he wasn't expecting to fight.

[Emperor Smeat]

Constable Corbin still sounds really dumb as a name

[slik]

Baron wrestles in dress clothes now

[Sepholio]

I love that they are turning Corbin into William Regal.

[KIRA]

If Corbin's name plate says Constable Baron Corbin I'm probably going to grind my teeth

Good God why

[slik]

I see his in-ring skills are as exciting as ever...

[Emperor Smeat]

Corbin legit looks like a waiter at a fancy restaurant.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Lol, I read that Dolph won the IC Title?

[KIRA]

I do have to say Baron Corbin shaved head makes him a lot more tolerable

[KIRA]

Lol, I read that Dolph won the IC Title?

Indeed he did.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Haha, oh lordy.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Fifth time's the charm.

[KIRA]

Balor has been Main Eventing raw for the last month

I'm not complaining I think it's great

[Dark One]

"When your boss says you're doing a good job, it makes you feel good."

Cole pleading with Vince right in front of us

[KIRA]

Braun shot up two inches

[slik]

Corbin doing pretty good tbh

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at Cole calling Corbin's finisher "The Constable"

Main event was pretty good overall.

[Ben Rodrigues]

Corbin is the new Corporate Kane.

[slik]

I do like how KO plays up being terrified of Braun consistently

[Ben Rodrigues]

He will wear a wig when he transitions into regular Baron Corbin.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Balor has been Main Eventing raw for the last month

I'm not complaining I think it's great

The main event of the second hour or the third hour?

[Mr. Nerfect]

What's the bet Alexa and Nia do some sort of tether match at Extreme Rules and Alexa retains by touching all four corners behind Nia's back?

[Tom Guycott]

He will wear a wig when he transitions into regular Baron Corbin.

Instead of being attached to a mask, though, it will be attached to a bald cap.

[Simple Fan]

Probably o e of the best Raws on some time. Good all around which is hard for that show. Corbin was impressive in the main event.