SDLive Thread 6/26/18

[Dark One]

Nakamura vs Hardy for the US Title

Probably some other stuff. Maybe the ghost of Big Cass.

[slik]

WWE refers to #SDLive as it's "flagship show" in the official announcement of SD moving to FOX in October 2019.

https://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/article/smackdown-live-fox-october-2019?sf192637728=1

[Dark One]

I think I got a concussion at work today, so maybe booking will make more sense.

[slik]

Nakamura vs Hardy is off b/c Nakamura got bit by a police dog

[rez]

And here we go

[Dark One]

WWE refers to #SDLive as it's "flagship show" in the official announcement of SD moving to FOX in October 2019.

https://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/article/smackdown-live-fox-october-2019?sf192637728=1

To be fair, they also refer to Raw as the flagship show in its parallel press release

https://www.wwe.com/article/monday-night-raw-and-usa-network-extend-long-standing-partnership?sf192637642=1

[ClockShot]

Huh?

[ClockShot]

Hammer Time on Miz TV?

Miz got a death wish? Or a few screws loose?

[Dark One]

Hammer Time on Miz TV?

Miz got a death wish? Or a few screws loose?

Maybe he too hit his head and got a concussion.

Maybe I am The Miz.

[KIRA]

The show is already kicking off on the right foot

[ClockShot]

I eagerly await the day Braun Strowman and the Bludgeon Brothers from a super stable and just eradicate everyone.

[KIRA]

Really but Maury Povich is like the bottom of the bottom of the barrel it's just a slight Step Above Jerry Springer

[Dark One]

I eagerly await the day Braun Strowman and the Bludgeon Brothers from a super stable and just eradicate everyone.

They did.

It was called the Wyatts.

It was so/so

[KIRA]

Z if this one's up with Miss having to team up with Daniel Bryan temporarily I'm all for it just to see it implode

[rez]

I eagerly await the day Braun Strowman and the Bludgeon Brothers from a super stable and just eradicate everyone.

Braun does not need the dandruff brothers

[ClockShot]

They did.

It was called the Wyatts.

It was so/so

Yeah. But they weren't used the way they're being used now. Killing machines.

[Emperor Smeat]

Guess Harper is not a fan of Miz's new Ruff Ruff Ref film

[KIRA]

So Daniel Bryan's new gimmick is him being a giant killer or at least I hope he's actually really good at making it look believable

[slik]

OMG I read the comments on WWE's Facebook page for this SD to FOX story...

"I don't have FOX Sports", "What is FOX Sports", "Why is it on FOX Sports"....can no one spend 5 seconds reading it's on the FOX broadcast network?! #StupidPeople

[ClockShot]

Another kid who didn't want whatever was in the new day cereal box.

[Dark One]

OMG I read the comments on WWE's Facebook page for this SD to FOX story...

"I don't have FOX Sports", "What is FOX Sports", "Why is it on FOX Sports"....can no one spend 5 seconds reading it's on the FOX broadcast network?! #StupidPeople

To be fair, the fact that they refer to it joining the "Fox Sports family" and show the Fox Sports logo makes that rather confusing.

[erickman]

OMG I read the comments on WWE's Facebook page for this SD to FOX story...

"I don't have FOX Sports", "What is FOX Sports", "Why is it on FOX Sports"....can no one spend 5 seconds reading it's on the FOX broadcast network?! #StupidPeople

look for fs1 you may have it

[Emperor Smeat]

With Lesnar recently breaking Punk's modern championship reign record, wonder if WWE will do the same for AJ Styles with the WWE title.

Universal title pretty much has zero prestige or importance and Punk still has the record for longest holder of the WWE title in modern times.

[slik]

I will give u a break for being concussed but it's literally in the first sentence that it will air on the Fox Broadcast Network.

[Dark One]

I will give u a break for being concussed but it's literally in the first sentence that it will air on the Fox Broadcast Network.

I get that, but when the header image has the "Fox Sports" logo on it and the release includes lines like “We are huge fans and know that together FOX Sports will be the leader in live events for the foreseeable future.” and "five-year agreement with FOX Sports" I can see how people might be confused.

Kids these days probably don't even know what the fuck "broadcast television" is anyways.

[slik]

Tickets for WWE's Melbourne show went on sale and I saw it mentioned on Twitter and they are nearing a sell-out, very nice!

[slik]

Fair Enough @ Dark One...I have to remember normal people don't spend unhealthy amounts of time reading things about WWE and just casually watch it from time to time.

[ClockShot]

Yea Rusev!

[Dark One]

Look at Rusev racking up wins. Damn

[Emperor Smeat]

Wonderful Rusev Day this week.

[ClockShot]

They cranked that crowd volume up quick.

[slik]

MATCHKA

[Dark One]

Can't wait for AJ and Rusev to fight in a Duchess of Bulgaria Rules match

[ClockShot]

The U.S. Open Challenge returns...……….yet again.

[Ezra]

Hoping that jeff hardy takes on a shape shifter gimmick and his announced opponents all end up getting bit by some sort of animal before the show. Its what fox wants.

[slik]

Tickets for WWE's Melbourne show went on sale and I saw it mentioned on Twitter and they are nearing a sell-out, very nice!

Clarification -- Pre-Sale tix, regular tix go on sale in a few days

[Dark One]

Nakamura vs Hardy is off b/c Nakamura got bit by a police dog

I thought 100% of this post was false and/or not really posted due to my head trauma.

Damn.

[KIRA]

They are never going to let Jeff have his theme back it would be hilarious and kind of sad if they used his modest theme from TNA

[KIRA]

Look at Rusev racking up wins. Damn

Wins and losses don't matter remember

[ClockShot]

Whoa. The GLOW cast.

[rez]

!!!!!!!!!111

[rez]

hahahahahahah

[Dark One]

Frank Drebin currently very mad Welfare Queen ain't here.

[KIRA]

Where the bloody hell is Welfare Queen

[ClockShot]

Ooooh. Someone from Sanity.

[Destor]

Welfare queen was obviously not going to be there. The first of the month is next week

[Savio]

They are going to eat each other out

[ClockShot]

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[ClockShot]

So, who's the crazier one in this match?

[Emperor Smeat]

Did they already tweak Sanity's theme or just some weird arena acoustics issues?

[KIRA]

I'm willing to bet that the WWE thinks people actually stand in a straight line like that in real life

[KIRA]

Did they already tweak Sanity's theme or just some weird arena acoustics issues?

Yeah I thought I was kind of hearing something different to when they debuted

[slik]

I marked for Allison Brie

[slik]

Much better presentation for Sanity this week than last

[KIRA]

Kevin Dunn is trying to give the viewers at home motion sickness

[slik]

Kevin Dunn orgasming himself w/ camera cuts for Sanity

[slik]

TNA Main Event J Hardy vs E Young r/n

[rez]

http://i.imgur.com/dhK7r.gif

[rez]

We've come full circle

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/42/b5/5d/42b55dbed7822cc8a2142a78907ed085.gif

[slik]

Eric Young sucks

[slik]

Killian Dane is the only good member of Sanity

[erickman]

We've come full circle

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/42/b5/5d/42b55dbed7822cc8a2142a78907ed085.gif

all we need is odb

[ClockShot]

Here come the Usos.

[ClockShot]

:rofl:

Smart move, Young.

[slik]

Long haired wrestling fan who is at every show in the front row is golf-clapping

[erickman]

now time for a 6 man match

[KIRA]

Looks like we're going to have ourselves a six man tag team match Playa holla

[KIRA]

Killian Dane is the only good member of Sanity

What do you have against Eric Young I think he's quite good actually

[Emperor Smeat]

Hardy-Young was decent overall and smart to end it in a brawl since last week gave the perfect setup to do so.


Kevin Dunn is trying to give the viewers at home motion sickness
He's someone that should have been canned a very long time ago. Need to get rid of him and his underlings if WWE really wants to improve their production issues.

[rez]

all we need is odb

I'd be all for that. She's entertaining.

[Dark One]

Wait

The Nakamura dog thing is entirely real.

Did I die when I hit my head

[ClockShot]

U.S. title match to a 6-man tag match?

Uh huh.

[rez]

Alison Brie and Lana together completed my life.

[RP]

I'm just tuning in, what happened to Hardy vs Nakumara. I Thought that was announced?

[Dark One]

I'm just tuning in, what happened to Hardy vs Nakumara. I Thought that was announced?

He was literally bitten by a police dog that was doing a sweep.

It took me an hour to figure out that wasn't a joke.

[KIRA]

I'm just sitting back and marveling at the depth of talent Impact Wrestling had that they let slip away so they could push ninety-year-old geriatrics like Hogan and his buddies

[RP]

Sanity has jobber pants on atm

[RP]

He was literally bitten by a police dog that was doing a sweep.

It took me an hour to figure out that wasn't a joke.

ok.. What really happened?

[Savio]

Lol at Sanity

[Dark One]

BECKY LUNCH

[RP]

Becky plus Mandy Rose in the corner? Good lord i'm pulling my pants off right now.

[Emperor Smeat]

ok.. What really happened?

Police dog randomly sniffed Nakamura as he walked by and bit him afterwards.

[erickman]

I'm just sitting back and marveling at the depth of talent Impact Wrestling had that they let slip away so they could push ninety-year-old geriatrics like Hogan and his buddies

yeah it kicked ass from 2005 to 2010

[RP]

Police dog randomly sniffed Nakamura as he walked by and bit him afterwards.

I honestly missed the first 45 minutes of Smackdown and I cannot tell if you're serious right now.

[Dark One]

https://i.imgur.com/Vn8LgX9.gif

[Dark One]

This sounds a lot like a Becky push.

So she's going to lose in 90 seconds.

[KIRA]

The WWE actually thinks being popular on Instagram mean something this company

[rez]

I'm just sitting back and marveling at the depth of talent Impact Wrestling had that they let slip away so they could push ninety-year-old geriatrics like Hogan and his buddies

Not to mention a great women's division for a while.

[RP]

I feel like there was sexual tension between Sonya Deville and Becky Lynch. I think those girls are gonna munch on eachothers vagina's no matter what happens tonight.

[rez]

Becky Balboa lol

[KIRA]

I honestly missed the first 45 minutes of Smackdown and I cannot tell if you're serious right now.

Wonder if they have that dog put down

[RP]

https://i.imgur.com/Vn8LgX9.gif

I've jacked off to this twice that i can remember.

[rez]

I feel like there was sexual tension between Sonya Deville and Becky Lynch. I think those girls are gonna munch on eachothers vagina's no matter what happens tonight.

https://i.imgur.com/mQUsivs.gif

[Emperor Smeat]

Whoever came up with the idea for Sonya's seizure inducing entrance routine should have been fired.

[RP]

If Mandy Rose drank a cup of AIDS, i'd suck it out of her asshole to save her.

[RP]

I have no doubt Sonya has eaten Becky's coochie . I can just feel the tension in this match.

[RP]

I WOULD BUILD JESUS'S BABY CARRIAGE ON MANDY ROSE'S ASS

[KIRA]

I've jacked off to this twice that i can remember.

Doesn't take much to get you going does it?

[RP]

Doesn't take much to get you going does it?

Once it comes out of my pants, its go or die.

[RP]

I bet it Titus O'Neil got a hold of Sonya Deville, she would be turned straight.

[RP]

If the earth was destroyed and i was tasked with rebuilding it, I would start the rebuild out of Mandy Rose's asshole.

[KIRA]

I forget which match it was but there was one time where Becky Lynch was suplexing women left and right it was amazing

[Emperor Smeat]

:y: Becky wins.

[Dark One]

https://i.imgur.com/FsGy7SU.gif

[KIRA]

Also want to take this time to make a side note and say that the WWE should do the right thing and put God's gift to womens wrestling Alicia Fox on SmackDown where she can Thrive like she's meant to

[RP]

I have this funny feeling Becky will be sitting on Sonya's face tonight in some run down hotel room.

[Emperor Smeat]

Maybe its because I'm only half-paying attention or maybe it wasn't a good idea to have Asuka speak Japanese in this WWE 2k19 commercial since it keeps sounding like she's saying "some gay" when talking about Rey Mysterio.

[rez]

I have this funny feeling Becky will be sitting on Sonya's face tonight in some run down hotel room.

you really know how to make a guy wet, you know?

[KIRA]

Maybe its because I'm only half-paying attention or maybe it wasn't a good idea to have Asuka speak Japanese in this WWE 2k19 commercial since it keeps sounding like she's saying "some gay" when talking about Rey Mysterio.
I'll give it to them it's a good commercial if they only put half as much effort into the games as they put into the promotion

[Dark One]

Maybe its because I'm only half-paying attention or maybe it wasn't a good idea to have Asuka speak Japanese in this WWE 2k19 commercial since it keeps sounding like she's saying "some gay" when talking about Rey Mysterio.

It's "sonkei" I think, which, yeah, sounds weird in isolation

[rez]

I still can't believe that chick was cast as AJ Lee. bleh

[KIRA]

I have this funny feeling Becky will be sitting on Sonya's face tonight in some run down hotel room.

Well Becky hinted that she was bi-sexual in an interview so it's not outside the realm of possibility if that makes you happy

[Dark One]

Did they replace James Ellsworth's music?

[RP]

Well Becky hinted that she was bi-sexual in an interview so it's not outside the realm of possibility if that makes you happy

HEY

Wait til I pull my pants back down before you tell me that. :cool:

[rez]

Bring back Eugene to be Elsworth's tag partner.

[Savio]

Love Ellsworth

[RP]

They sent Ellsworth out here to do a promo so they can fire him for it tomorrow. I guarantee this.

[KIRA]

James Ellsworth is a brilliant heel

[Savio]

Jobber fight

[RP]

Paige is really really good as the GM.

[Dark One]

Props to Paige for dodging the make-up cannon tonight.

[Emperor Smeat]

It's "sonkei" I think, which, yeah, sounds weird in isolation

Worst part is because I heard it odd the first time, going to be hard to not instantly hear "some gay" from now on.

[Dark One]

They should definitely book Ellsworth as Sexual Vanilla.

[RP]

Paige is really good as GM. She's hilarious and has great timing. I really love her the more i see her as GM.

[xrodmuc316]

Elsworth trying to get into Paige's pants lol

[Dark One]

James about to lose his intergender championship

[Evil Vito]

Paige doesn’t look as loaded up on whore paint as she usually does.

[Emperor Smeat]

Wonder if its too late for Ellsworth to back out of his "date" next week.

[rez]

Whoa, The Good Brothers in Daniel's corner possibly?

[RP]

OK wait.

Wasnt Mojo bullying Todd on RAW? This makes no sense. Now he's working with the Special Olympics? WTF?

[KIRA]

I need to pick out my black suit for next Tuesday

Ellsworth theme music next week should be taps

[KIRA]

Paige is really good as GM. She's hilarious and has great timing. I really love her the more i see her as GM.

She's grown on me pretty quickly too.

[KIRA]

This is going to be good Luke Harper is fun to watch

[Dark One]

It's like Big Cass gained some talent.

[rez]

Love Graves' references from time to time.

[KIRA]

That Michael Myers line by Corey Graves was great

[RP]

New episode of Chrisley?? FUCK YES

[KIRA]

It's like Big Cass gained some talent.

The WWE should require every Giant immobile plank they have to watch Luke Harper's matches so they can learn how to wrestle

[Emperor Smeat]

The WWE should require every Giant immobile plank they have to watch Luke Harper's matches so they can learn how to wrestle

Or have Harper wrestle them in a try out match and if they gain his approval, they get hired and receive a mini-Bludgeon Bros hammer and a beard as a gift.

If they don't get his approval, they get smashed with the actual Bludgeon Bros hammer as punishment.

[KIRA]

Or have Harper wrestle them in a try out match and if they gain his approval, they get hired and receive a mini-Bludgeon Bros hammer and a beard as a gift.

If they don't get his approval, they get smashed with the actual Bludgeon Bros hammer as punishment.

I'd be all for that

[RP]

30 minute match to end just like everyone expected for it to end. Great.

[RP]

Kane ROFL

Most random shit ever honestly.

[Evil Vito]

TEAM HELL NO

[Dark One]

...

That is not how I saw this going.

[Emperor Smeat]

Going to laugh if Kane just randomly chokeslams Bryan

[Savio]

That's gotta be... That's gotta be KANE!

[RP]

LOL I have no clue why Kane is out here right now

[Evil Vito]

https://i.imgur.com/RAyGXtH.gif

[KIRA]

Kane taking a break from his government job and screwing people over as a Libertarian to come help his boy

[Dark One]

If you asked me which one of these things was real:

1) Nakamura gets pulled from the show due to police dog bite
2) Kane shows up to save D-Bry from the Bludgeon Brothers

I don't know that I would believe EITHER of those were true let alone both.

[RP]

LOL Why is this happening right now?

[Dark One]

Now I am 100% sure I have a serious concussion.

[RP]

This is almost as gay as Sonya Deville wanting to fuck Becky Lynch.

[Dark One]

What the fuck is going on

[Dark One]

Kane really looking for that Daniel Bryan push for his campaign.

[RP]

Did Paige just say " Team Hell No " ?

[Emperor Smeat]

Even if its just for a short time, Smackdown's tag division got even more stacked and better than the RAW's disaster of a division.

Also way better "saving the face in peril" ending than yesterday's RAW.

[Dark One]

What the fuck is going on

[Evil Vito]

Second time Kane has switched brands without explanation in under a year

[KIRA]

And years later dr. Shelby is such a miracle worker that after he gets you fixed up your relationships can repair themselves

[RP]

I'm lost. Chrisley!!! Bring me home!

[Dark One]

Preeeettttttty sure I died when I hit my head.

[KIRA]

Second time Kane has switched brands without explanation in under a year

I just assume he's like the Undertaker and John Cena he doesn't have a real brand that he belongs to

[RP]

Chrisley has a black child. WTF IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW???

[Savio]

And years later dr. Shelby is such a miracle worker that after he gets you fixed up your relationships can repair themselves

Hopefully we see him monday

[KIRA]

Hopefully we see him monday

My fingers are crossed it would be the first time I really look forward to Raw in a long time

[Dark One]

Gonna repost the greatest segment in WWE history due to this unexpected reunion

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[Dark One]

Also just discovered that Scorpio Sky was Harold in those anger management promos.

SCU!!!

[KIRA]

Gonna repost the greatest segment in WWE history due to this unexpected reunion

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The only problem I have with that segment is that I would have rather he had said for reasons I'd rather not explain I have an unhealthy obsession with Pete Rose

[rez]

missed most of that, agh. sister stopped by, damnit. I should probably get a DVR or something.

[RP]

Wait

Was this Nakamura " police dog bite " on screen or did this happen for real? WTF IS GOING ON! CHRISLEY I NEED YOU

[rez]

Grayson, don't forget the tampons!

[KIRA]

Chrisley has a black child. WTF IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW???

So if I'm reading this right apparently this child is of the Chrisley bloodline

[RP]

So if I'm reading this right apparently this child is of the Chrisley bloodline

Chrisley cums white and black children. Whatever you need.

[Emperor Smeat]

Second time Kane has switched brands without explanation in under a year

What if he's actually on both brands. Smackdown has Hug It Out! Kane and RAW has DEMON Kane.

[RP]

The fact that Kane hugged Bryan was bad. But then when he did the Yes Yes Yes motions, that was like a double down of terribleness.

[rez]

The fact that Kane hugged Bryan was bad. But then when he did the Yes Yes Yes motions, that was like a double down of terribleness.

Why do you hate happiness that doesn't involve squirts

[rockman725]

I don't normally get to watch SD "live" but for the first time in a while, enjoyed it for the most part tonight.

Paige looks more comfortable as GM as time goes on. Kurt still looks like a lost puppy at times.

Not only did we get an Alison Brie cameo, Danielle Fishel was sitting ringside too.

When DB was getting doubled there, I instantly thought that Kane should come save him... funny it actually happened.

Sucks what happened to Nutcrackamura though. I have a dog phobia so something like that could have killed me.

[Emperor Smeat]

For someone called Lio Rush, he sure wasn't in a rush to start his 205 Live debut match.

[RP]

Why do you hate happiness that doesn't involve squirts

Because it shits on the character of Kane. If it were AJ Styles or something, it would make sense. Not Kane.

[rez]

Because it shits on the character of Kane. If it were AJ Styles or something, it would make sense. Not Kane.

He gonna be gone after the general election for a while. might as well have some fun :shifty:

[rez]

plus Corporate Kane already did that anywayz

[Lock Jaw]

Good episode of Smackdown, and that's without even having AJ Styles, or the promised Nakamura.

[Savio]

I hope they introduce Climax Kane, it's Kane but he just can't stop climaxing.

[Jordan]

Wow I can't believe that a cop dog bit Shinsuke, so random. That was a good episode of Smackdown though. I felt last week that we'd get a team Hell No reunion and luckily we did. Hopefully the can make us laugh along the way. I miss those segments. Paige is a great GM, sad she had to retire because she was really good but she's probably found a better role as GM. Harper and Rowan are solid as well. I wish they were a little faster ala Authors of Pain but that is the difference in work on the main roster vs work on NXT.

[Fignuts]

Because it shits on the character of Kane. If it were AJ Styles or something, it would make sense. Not Kane.

How does it not make sense? Wait, do you not even know about team hell no? Its what pushed Bryan to the next level.

[Danny Electric]

So Sanity are jobbing already , that took long.

[OverTaker]

How does it not make sense? Wait, do you not even know about team hell no? Its what pushed Bryan to the next level.


I think RP means he didnt like team hell no to begin with.

[Innovator]

Also just discovered that Scorpio Sky was Harold in those anger management promos.

SCU!!!

No wonder he was in anger management, he was no where near So Cal

[Gerard]

Whoever thought it would be a good idea to have "Paige" squawking on a live mic every week needs to be committed.

[KIRA]

Whoever thought it would be a good idea to have "Paige" squawking on a live mic every week needs to be committed.

She's actually shaping up to be one of the best GM's they've ever had and she's leagues above Kurt Angle

[erickman]

She's actually shaping up to be one of the best GM's they've ever had and she's leagues above Kurt Angle

yeah I don't know what they are doing with angle ever since he came back to tv he looked like a boob

[Big Vic]

Angle just might not have it any more, he was fine as SD GM.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Given that Kane is not distancing himself from the WWE for political reasons, it wouldn't surprise me if he and Bryan win the belts so he can be a "champion in out and out of the ring."