Raw 7/30/18 "Just don't look"

[Big Vic]

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[slik]

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[xrodmuc316]

Spoiler Alert, Roman and Brock get booed

[Gerard]

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[Sixx]

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What the fuck is wrong with his teeth?

[Gerard]

What the fuck is wrong with his teeth?

Fuck knows, disgusting though. :nono:

[KIRA]

The f*** is going on inside Brock's mouth that is unflattering

[erickman]

wonder if all 3 wrestlers get the bells tonight

[DAMN iNATOR]

1.5:1 odds that Christopher gets more of a memorial thing than Volkoff if Vince has ANY involvement with RAW tonight.

All bets are off RE: Brickhouse Brown.

[Shadrick]

Roman wins the tag titles tonight as he spears the B team at the same time.

THE BIG DOG REIGNS.

[DAMN iNATOR]

RAW preview thumbnail caption contest!

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GO!

[Gerard]

If Hogan is there tonight he needs to come out in blackface with his new tron and theme music.

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[ClockShot]

Is it even worth watching tonight?

[rez]

said I wasn't going to watch but since my stomach is already all fucked up from chinese food...:-\

[Emperor Smeat]

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[Sixx]

If Hogan is there tonight he needs to come out in blackface with his new tron and theme music.

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I'd even watch if he was gonna do that.

[Gerard]

I'd even watch if he was gonna do that.



We can hope :lol:

[Anybody Thrilla]

We missed Lesnar and Rousey last week in Cincinnati. If Ambrose somehow shows up, I'm setting something on fire.

[ClockShot]

THE BIG DOG!

[Gerard]

We missed Lesnar and Rousey last week in Cincinnati. If Ambrose somehow shows up, I'm setting something on fire.

Stealing rollins gimmick :nono:

[ClockShot]

Need larger font size for the way Cole said that.

[Emperor Smeat]

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[DAMN iNATOR]

said I wasn't going to watch but since my stomach is already all fucked up from chinese food...:-\

Hey, it's not every Monday you get to pay a visit to the porcelain god with simultaneous vomit and diarrhea!

[Anybody Thrilla]

Looks like Lesnar got his teeth shaved down for one reason or another.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Is Dark One here yet?

[xrodmuc316]

Legit question, shouldn't Braun be cashing in tonight?

[ClockShot]

Of course you have to give Miami a shoutout because if you don't, The Rock ain't gonna back you for anything ever again.

[ClockShot]

Legit question, shouldn't Braun be cashing in tonight?

Nope.

[Sixx]

Legit question, shouldn't Braun be cashing in tonight?

Summerslam probably.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I really can't believe we're hearing Roman Reigns talk about Brock Lesnar again. Cutting the exact same promo.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Miami? Too bad we probably won't get an epic surprise interruption from Rock to put Roman in his place...

[Sixx]

Hm, has anyone ever won the title by cashing in on a regular weekly show?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Legit question, shouldn't Braun be cashing in tonight?

He DID say the first chance he gets.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Hm, has anyone ever won the title by cashing in on a regular weekly show?

Punk, Ziggler, probably more.

[rez]

Hey, it's not every Monday you get to pay a visit to the porcelain god with simultaneous vomit and diarrhea!

:naughty::wtf:

[Emperor Smeat]

If WWE really wants crowds to despise Lesnar, they need to drop Heyman as his manager since his promos always manage to get positive reactions from crowds.

[Sixx]

Lesnar is a heel these days?

[ClockShot]

People and fans keep forgetting that Brock has special privileges.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Hm, has anyone ever won the title by cashing in on a regular weekly show?

Carmella on the women's side like a month or two ago on SDL.

[rez]

SDL is PPV quality when compared next to RAW.

[DAMN iNATOR]

LOL crowd. "YAY, ROMAN SWORE!"

[Anybody Thrilla]

I'm all for Rollins/McIntyre again, but they just did it a few weeks ago.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at Graves comments about Ronda not being around while suspended. Guess anything longer than a week is considered an eternity to him

[Sixx]

I'm just reading live coverage and it says fans popped after Reigns' promo.

This can't be right, can it?

[Anybody Thrilla]

:lol: at Graves comments about Ronda not being around since being suspended. Guess anything longer than a week is considered an eternity to him

I thought he was just saying that Ronda said that her suspension FELT like an eternity.

[Anybody Thrilla]

The Backwoodsman :lol:

[ClockShot]

The Backwoodsman.

On newsstands now.

[Anybody Thrilla]

They'd better be careful. That Brock was fun already.

[RP]

Please dont tell me they have Brock on pre taped segments and not actually in the arena. That would be terrible, but funny too.

[ClockShot]

Obviously, Brock getting some tips on how to hunt The Big Dog.

[owenbrown]

Hm, has anyone ever won the title by cashing in on a regular weekly show?

The Miz

[A.J.K]

The Miz

Ziggler too.

[Ezra]

What the fuck is wrong with his teeth?

That is where he injects his lethal venom when he bites his pray.

[rez]

Hay...I like this Brock. Don't leave Brock!

[slik]

Not watching so far...I've gathered from Twitter all I've missed is Brock reading a magazine.


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[Emperor Smeat]

I thought he was just saying that Ronda said that her suspension FELT like an eternity.

That might actually be worse since she was on tv several times and even beating up a few people during it.

[Anybody Thrilla]

That might actually be worse since she was on tv several times and even beating up a few people during it.

It wasn't bad, alright?

[KIRA]

:lol: at Graves comments about Ronda not being around while suspended. Guess anything longer than a week is considered an eternity to him

I mean it fits in with the whole fans can't remember anything past 5 years mind set the company has

[ClockShot]

Is the titantron on fire?

Or did someone forget to turn off a smoke machine?

[rez]

I mean it fits in with the whole fans can't remember anything past 5 years mind set the company has

5 years? I feel like they want you to forget last week's product weekly.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I'm not sure why this match is getting so much time tonight.

[ClockShot]

Too many trips outside of the ring in this match.

[Anybody Thrilla]

A couple more rest holds and some outside spots would really tie this match together.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Also, I want to say that 205 Live had a really great main event last week.

[Anybody Thrilla]

This honestly isn't a bad match, though. Just curious why it's so long.

[ClockShot]

Enough.

End this.

[KIRA]

Also, I want to say that 205 Live had a really great main event last week.

RIGHT? If you're not watching 205 live these days you are missing out.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I think the camera man fucked that spot up.

[ClockShot]

Finally.

[Anybody Thrilla]

*CUTS TO SHOCKED FAN*

*SHOCKED FAN MOUTHS THE WORDS "WHAT THE FUCK?"*

*CUTS AWAY QUICKLY*

:lol:

[ClockShot]

And Kevin Dunn wants shocked fans shots tonight it seems.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Please don't tell me we're going Corbin/Balor AGAIN at SummerSlam.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Over forty minutes in, and we have a Roman Reigns promo and a Corbin/Balor match. Man.

[RP]

I dont think Lesnar is at the arena.

[ClockShot]

Again, Kurt, Brock has special privileges.

Take it up with Vince.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I'm already over this Evolution PPV.

[RP]

When Heyman said " You arent serious ", Kurt missed the opportunity to say " OH ITS TRUE ITS DAMN TRUE! "

Come on how do you miss that?

[Emperor Smeat]

This honestly isn't a bad match, though. Just curious why it's so long.

Yeah, the match was decent but would have been better with a lot less padding like the long rest spot.

[Gerard]

Lesnar is a heel these days?

Nah, just a fat lazy prick that's afraid to do anything outside of 2 moves.

[KIRA]

Man they are going to milk this Evolution pay-per-view for all it's worth I'm really really hoping it's good it has deliver or else Vince's never going to do this again

[xrodmuc316]

Please don't tell me we're going Corbin/Balor AGAIN at SummerSlam.

Seems like the they are setting it up for Demon Balor's return.

Explains the post match beatdown.
Explains giving that match 30 minutes.

[Sixx]

So how is Demon Balor different than regular Balor other than that silly bodypaint?

[rez]

Seems like the they are setting it up for Demon Balor's return.

Explains the post match beatdown.
Explains giving that match 30 minutes.

should do rainbow demon balor

[slik]

So I gathered Corbin beat up Balor and they might write Paul off tv.
Okey-doke.

[RP]

I LOVE THOSE TITTIES ALEXA PLEASE POOP IN MY MOUTH

[rez]

fuckin lol

[RP]

Crazy Fox back.

They really should call her Crazy Fox.

[ClockShot]

This match is now?

[erickman]

fox and ronda lets see them shoot

[Evil Vito]

I thought he was just saying that Ronda said that her suspension FELT like an eternity.

Funny enough, feeling like an eternity is how I feel about most Raws.

[Emperor Smeat]

Man they are going to milk this Evolution pay-per-view for all it's worth I'm really really hoping it's good it has deliver or else Vince's never going to do this again

Vince probably going to find a way to sabotage it so he doesn't have to ever worry about holding another one.

[xrodmuc316]

Hm, has anyone ever won the title by cashing in on a regular weekly show?

Almost half of all cash ins have happened on Raw or Smackdown.

Edge on Taker
CM Punk on Edge
Swagger on Jericho
Miz on Orton
Ziggler on Del Rio
Carmella like 2 months ago on Charlotte

And don't forget the losses
Cena failed cash in on Punk
Sandow failed cash in on Cena
Corbin failed cash in on Jinder

[ClockShot]

I sure hope Alexa brought some Twizzlers to keep Ronda at bay.

[RP]

This Alicia Fox music is fucking terrible. It like something that comes pre loaded on Windows Media Player.

[RP]

I want to suck poop out of Alexa's ass with a straw and then spit it between her butt cheeks and then drown myself in her ass with her poop.

[Emperor Smeat]

So how is Demon Balor different than regular Balor other than that silly bodypaint?

Its supposed to be the more vicious and angry version of Balor even though nothing about him really changes. Guess he stops being a goofball or only caring about having fun but that's pretty much it.

Not even NXT developed a split persona for his Demon form.

[Sixx]

Almost half of all cash ins have happened on Raw or Smackdown.

Edge on Taker
CM Punk on Edge
Swagger on Jericho
Miz on Orton
Ziggler on Del Rio
Carmella like 2 months ago on Charlotte

And don't forget the losses
Cena failed cash in on Punk
Sandow failed cash in on Cena
Corbin failed cash in on Jinder

I remember seeing some losses, just couldn't remember any succesful cash-ins.

[xrodmuc316]

So how is Demon Balor different than regular Balor other than that silly bodypaint?

He is undefeated as Demon Balor in WWE/NXT

There is really no other difference other than his entrance is a bit cooler.

Balor = Axel/Dallas
Demon = B Team

Slight change = undefeated and perceived as much better

[Sixx]

Its supposed to be the more vicious and angry version of Balor even though nothing about him really changes. Guess he stops being a goofball or only caring about having fun but that's pretty much it.

Not even NXT developed a split persona for his Demon form.

I hope they don't bring Demon Balor back. That bodypaint is fucking stupid.

[Sixx]

He is undefeated as Demon Balor in WWE/NXT

There is really no other difference other than his entrance is a bit cooler.

Balor = Axel/Dallas
Demon = B Team

Slight change = undefeated and perceived as much better

So he covers himself in some shit and he is suddenly a better wrestler?

Wow. Good job, Vince.

[KIRA]

Tell me again why they're not pushing this woman to the top of the division

[Droford]

Alicia Fox to Smackdown next year right?

[RP]

Fox no selling Ronda's finisher should work well for her in the future.

[xrodmuc316]

So he covers himself in some shit and he is suddenly a better wrestler?

Wow. Good job, Vince.

Lol not saying it makes sense, it's just wrestling logic

[rez]

Hottest tag team in the business!

[KIRA]

I hope they don't bring Demon Balor back. That bodypaint is fucking stupid.

They made his body paint a lot more cartoony than when he debuted in NXT it was badass than and it covered at least the front of his chest and went down his back when he debuted on RAW he had alternate a bit there wasn't as much of it and he covered his self with the name Demon King just to drive the point home because Vince is an idiot

[xrodmuc316]

Fox no selling Ronda's finisher should work well for her in the future.

Fox is savage, bitches out Ronda husband, no sells Ronda, good for her!

[RP]

Frontiersman

[Droford]

Heyman gets fired and then shows up at SS to screw him over and be Romans manager lol

[erickman]

Fox no selling Ronda's finisher should work well for her in the future.

guess the 2 of them still have heat

[Emperor Smeat]

So he covers himself in some shit and he is suddenly a better wrestler?

Wow. Good job, Vince.

Pretty much although he also wears a headdress.

The WWE comic about Balor did a better job explaining the Demon stuff and its origin than WWE ever did. Still came off as a bit dumb in the end since Balor rarely invokes it.

[rez]

Brock just looks at the pictures

[KIRA]

Fox is savage, bitches out Ronda husband, no sells Ronda, good for her!

God damn right

[xrodmuc316]

Heyman gets fired and then shows up at SS to screw him over and be Romans manager lol

Heel Roman would solve so many issues.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Hey, look...2 matches that have been done to death and one nobody asked for!

[KIRA]

This Alicia Fox music is fucking terrible. It like something that comes pre loaded on Windows Media Player.

It is literally the only thing I don't like about Alicia Fox

[KIRA]

3 hours you give this company 3 hours and so far they've done a lot of talking and three matches Smackdown is Superior show for a very very good reason this point the only thing it doesn't have is Alicia

[Sixx]

Pretty much although he also wears a headdress.

The WWE comic about Balor did a better job explaining the Demon stuff and its origin than WWE ever did. Still came off as a bit dumb in the end since Balor rarely invokes it.

Ah, right, a headdress that looks like dreadlocks, right?

Dumb, too.

[xrodmuc316]

Hey, look...2 matches that have been done to death and one nobody asked for!

Vince is gonna milk Jinder for every last drop of shine he has left as a former WWE Champion. Now Braun has to be stuck with him too smh

[rez]

Fox could consider:

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[slik]

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[Shadrick]

Hello, I am Shadlias.

[RP]

AHMEN

[rez]

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[RP]

Elias is so over. It's pretty incredible how over he is.

[Droford]

No way

[RP]

If The Rock came out and did a music segment right now...

[RP]

nevermind

[erickman]

will we get the rock

[erickman]

boooooo

[Sixx]

Why was Rousey suspended anyway?

[A.J.K]

Hogan and Rock have both been rumored for tonight.

[Droford]

SWE?

[Emperor Smeat]

Elias should complain to Bobby's sisters about the poor manners he's displaying. Cost Miami the chance to listen to a masterpiece.

[Black Widow]

Tease Rock and get this dumbfuck.

[RP]

Bobby forgot a few lines there lol

[Droford]

So dumb

[KIRA]

Imagine how much more over Bobby Lashley would be if he didn't wear that stupid headband I'm telling you it doesn't look right when your bald.

[Sixx]

As someone else said - if Hogan is there he absolutely needs to come out in a blackface.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Lashley forgot the lyrics.

[KIRA]

Also f*** Bobby Lashley he denied us a musical Feast for our ears

[xrodmuc316]

Nobody shows more that NXT doesn't mean shit than Elias. He was nothing in NXT, but Vince liked what he saw, and look at the dude now.

Literally working himself into a program with The Rock.

Has 2 different Network docs, and an mp3 album.

Meanwhile NXT darlings like Apollo Crews, Tyler Brees, The Revival, ect. Haven't even sniffed a quarter of the success Elias has in WWE

[rez]

Tease Rock and get this dumbfuck.

Yeah totes cheated us out of the half black man by sending out the full on black guy. wtf.

[KIRA]

You see this Fox Sports this is what you bought well you bought Smackdown but they're probably going to bring this s*** there too

[Anybody Thrilla]

Hilarious imagining Owen Steen walking around dressed as Baron Corbin.

[RP]

" LOOK JINDER !!! "

lol

[DAMN iNATOR]

#AnotherEmbarassingBobbyLashleyMoment

[KIRA]

Nobody shows more that NXT doesn't mean shit than Elias. He was nothing in NXT, but Vince liked what he saw, and look at the dude now.

Literally working himself into a program with The Rock.

Has 2 different Network docs, and an mp3 album.

Meanwhile NXT darlings like Apollo Crews, Tyler Brees, The Revival, ect. Haven't even sniffed a quarter of the success Elias has in WWE

I think Apollo Crews got a lot of Praise from Executives I don't think he was in NXT long enough to establish himself as an NXT darling the way Breeze and the Revival were

[slik]

If Lashley feuds with Elias at SummerSlam won't the crowd cheer Elias and boo Lashley?

[Emperor Smeat]

Nobody shows more that NXT doesn't mean shit than Elias. He was nothing in NXT, but Vince liked what he saw, and look at the dude now.

Literally working himself into a program with The Rock.

Has 2 different Network docs, and an mp3 album.

Meanwhile NXT darlings like Apollo Crews, Tyler Brees, The Revival, ect. Haven't even sniffed a quarter of the success Elias has in WWE

Blame Vince and/or Creative for being absolutely terrible at bridging stars from NXT to main roster. Triple H saw the problem years ago but main Creative still hasn't followed his advice of only calling up people when you have some concrete plans for them.

[KIRA]

Dear God Smackdown won't even have to try tomorrow.

[Anybody Thrilla]

In Brooklyn, absolutely

[KIRA]

Blame Vince and/or Creative for being absolutely terrible at bridging stars from NXT to main roster. Triple H saw the problem years ago but main Creative still hasn't followed his advice of only calling up people when you have some concrete plans for them.

I know I can't speak for the guy but there's a big part of me that believes Triple H can't stand the fact that Vince changes things on the Fly Triple H comes across as somebody who likes to have plans in place and stick to them

[Sixx]

Did Corbin cut his hair or is still wearing that embrassing haircut?

[Emperor Smeat]

:eek: Jinder beat Braun

[erickman]

I wanted to see cash in tonight

[KIRA]

Who's going to take care of Kevin Owens wife and kid after Bruan tears his head off and punts it into the crowd at SummerSlam

[KIRA]

Did Corbin cut his hair or is still wearing that embrassing haircut?

He finally buzzed that s*** off his head

[Sixx]

He finally buzzed that s*** off his head

Finally.

He was slowly becoming Hulk Hogan.

[Emperor Smeat]

This might be the most depressing locker room shot ever by the WWE in terms of star power.

Toss up between Ryder and Slater as who was the biggest star there.

[erickman]

roode with the jobbers

[Anybody Thrilla]

God damn it, this episode sucks ass.

[rez]

Hot Tub Time Machine. Every time they think the luggage dude is going to get his arm ripped off and are let down when it doesnt. That's how I feel whenever face Roode is on TV. TURN HEEL

[KIRA]

There is no context for Mojo Rawley to be cutting this promo it's just as stupid as he is

[Droford]

So wait

Akam is from India like Jinder

[RP]

Dana Brooke could be a great pornstar.

[KIRA]

Oh Bobby Roode vs Mojo Riley Feud oh boy I cannot wait

[RP]

bahahahaha

[Anybody Thrilla]

What. The. Fuck.

[rez]

Dana Brooke could be a great pornstar.

She's classier than that. Showtime After Hours softcore.

[Droford]

The Authors of..uncomfortable

[xrodmuc316]

if I had the book for one night id have Drew break into Brocks locker room and just destroy him.

[RP]

I'm starting to think we might get a cash in tonight. That way Roman wont get the belt at Summerslam, Brock has his last contracted match. Everyone wins.

[KIRA]

This might be the most depressing locker room shot ever by the WWE in terms of star power.

Toss up between Ryder and Slater as who was the biggest star there.

Heath Slater he got a pop for going up against Brock Lesnar he got destroyed but still did it

[erickman]

I'm starting to think we might get a cash in tonight. That way Roman wont get the belt at Summerslam, Brock has his last contracted match. Everyone wins.

I was till they started talking about it now I think they won't

[KIRA]

Drew McIntyre looks like a god

[RP]

random Tic-Tac's under the ring.

[RP]

Tic-Tacs gone.

[Emperor Smeat]

One of these days Rollins will win a match with his Falcon Arrow combo since its too good of a move to not be finishing matches.

[KIRA]

Dolph Ziggler is dressed like he should be an obnoxious host of TRL way back in the early 2000s

[Emperor Smeat]

Really good match with a meh ending for Rollins-McIntyre

[rez]

Cuban-American Brock Lesnar look a like to the ring, please.

[Emperor Smeat]

Angle's firing threats are pretty dumb since nothing stops someone from just going to Smackdown afterwards. The reverse is how RAW got Owens & Sami.

[RP]

Roman just assaulted someone and he doesnt get arrested. Amazing.

[rez]

Ohhhh...Roman hitting the unlikable Corb gonna make us get behind the big dawg!

[KIRA]

I was hoping Corbin and angle were coming in to Jump him

[KIRA]

Angle's firing threats are pretty dumb since nothing stops someone from just going to Smackdown afterwards. The reverse is how RAW got Owens & Sami.

When page fires people it sticks she also make sure that you leave she's just a better general manager

[rez]

all that segment did was bitchify Angle even more.

[A.J.K]

Mr. Perfect. So much wasted potential.

[RP]

" well Charles .. " lol

[rez]

I could literally go print B Team action figures in this day and age but WWE sells shitty fake marker tshirts for close to $30.

This too. Cheaper. ffs

https://shop.staramba.com/bo-dallas-3d-figur-5556.html?___store=english

https://shop.staramba.com/curtis-axel-3d-figur-5579.html?___store=english

[Emperor Smeat]

Really touching speech by the B Team.

[xrodmuc316]

Mr. Perfect. So much wasted potential.

He was perfect at everything but calculating how much cocaine was too much cocaine.

[Emperor Smeat]

Not sure what's worse, RAW's tag division in general or there still being another 30+ minutes in this meh to bad episode of RAW tonight.

[KIRA]

Bray Wyatt is a shity brother

[Anybody Thrilla]

What's to stop anyone from basement dropkicking Bray in the face during that crab walk?

[Sixx]

Crab walk?

[xrodmuc316]

OMG Graves just dropping Husky Harris catch phrase at Bray lol

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Haven't seen <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/MLWFUSION?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#MLWFUSION</a> but want to? Now you can! <br><br>Each episode is available for FREE at: <a href="https://t.co/m6LhBk9Pw3">https://t.co/m6LhBk9Pw3</a><br><br>Make sure to subscribe to ensure you are notified when new episodes are uploaded!</p>&mdash; Major League Wrestling (@MLW) <a href="https://twitter.com/MLW/status/1023016452373274625?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 28, 2018</a></blockquote>
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[KIRA]

What's to stop anyone from basement dropkicking Bray in the face during that crab walk?

Script writers with no sense of logic

It's too bad to the basement dropkick is one of my absolute favorite moves

[rez]

Oh boy. Here comes our favorite hate/love/les tag team.

[Poit]

Ronda Rousey attacks Alexa Bliss - suspended for 30 days

Dolph Ziggler & Drew McIntyre repeatedly attack Seth Rollins - no consequences

[Emperor Smeat]

Boss & Hug Connection is a pretty terrible tag team name.

[Sixx]

Boss & Hug Connection is a pretty terrible tag team name.

Who the hell calls themselves that?

[Emperor Smeat]

Who the hell calls themselves that?

Apparently Sasha and Bayley according to Cole.

[Sixx]

Jesus.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Was all of that buildup just to "solidify" Sasha and Bayley as a tag team so they can win the first ever Raw Women's Tag Team championships at the all women's WWE Evolution pay per view on the WWE Network for only $9.99 or free for first time subscribers, then, now, and forever?

God damn it.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Boss & Hug Connection is a pretty terrible tag team name.

Abysmal

[xrodmuc316]

Ronda Rousey attacks Alexa Bliss - suspended for 30 days

Dolph Ziggler & Drew McIntyre repeatedly attack Seth Rollins - no consequences

Ronda was "suspended" for beating up Refs, not Bliss.

[Emperor Smeat]

:n: at Bayley & Sasha not busting out the 3D for a team move.

They've been using it recently at RAW house shows.

[Emperor Smeat]

Going to assume Heyman already blew all the money Lesnar pays him for the reason why he's this desperate to stick around on RAW.

[Droford]

Was all of that buildup just to "solidify" Sasha and Bayley as a tag team so they can win the first ever Raw Women's Tag Team championships at the all women's WWE Evolution pay per view on the WWE Network for only $9.99 or free for first time subscribers, then, now, and forever?

God damn it.

I thought the women's tag belts were cross show

[slik]

Ok, I'm going to tune in for the last 10 minutes to see if Paul gets fired...overall a very enjoyable RAW free night for me though...not used to it yet so that's why I'm still posting about it

[slik]

Damn...RAW thread only 6 pgs

[xrodmuc316]

So we are supposed to believe all of a sudden Brock doesn't like Paul Heyman? Not like we have 16 years of real outside of WWE interviews where Brock has said Paul is his friend.

Do the writers even try?

[slik]

Meg commercial reminding me of Movie Pass

#RIPMoviePass

[Droford]

Boss & Hug Connection is a pretty terrible tag team name.

https://i.notino.com/detail_thumb_2k/hugo-boss/hugscem_aedt05_01-o/hugo-boss-boss-the-scent-eau-de-toilette-for-men-200-ml___18.jpg

[Sixx]

So we are supposed to believe all of a sudden Brock doesn't like Paul Heyman? Not like we have 16 years of real outside of WWE interviews where Brock has said Paul is his friend.

Do the writers even try?

Paul probably fucked Sable.

[Droford]

Meg commercial reminding me of Movie Pass

#RIPMoviePass

Its actually working again tonight

[Droford]

Smackdiwn needs a sheriff or something

[Sixx]

https://i.notino.com/detail_thumb_2k/hugo-boss/hugscem_aedt05_01-o/hugo-boss-boss-the-scent-eau-de-toilette-for-men-200-ml___18.jpg

Hey, that's exactly what I've been using lately.

[Droford]

Hey man totally going to backstab lesnar now even if he does come out

[Sixx]

Superman Punch is just a stupid move.

[Droford]

You never saw champion

[rez]

well..considering there's been what? 3 universal champs?

[KIRA]

Boss Hog connection would have been a better name

[slik]

Heyman should align himself with Kevin Owens

[Poit]

"Brock Lesnar has to be the worst Universal Champion of all time."

Also the fourth-best.

[Droford]

Corbin eating an F5 obviously

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Brock Lesnar is the worst Universal Champion of all time. In most people's minds he's the only Universal Champion <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAW?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#RAW</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/1024127677169631232?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 31, 2018</a></blockquote>
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[Poit]

Ronda was "suspended" for beating up Refs, not Bliss.

Forgot about that, thanks. :y:

[Droford]

Or maybe Heyman

[KIRA]

Kurt Angle sounds like such a tool right now Brock Lesnar is awesome because he does none of that s***

[RP]

Kurt always stands like he's about to sit down.

[Emperor Smeat]

Would be funny if Heyman still got fired because Lesnar came out after Angle made the announcement.

[Droford]

Brock looks like the Sandman

[slik]

I am guessing Paul and Corbin both eat a F5

[Droford]

Lol we want roman

[Anybody Thrilla]

What was the point in any of that?

[Poit]

I feel like Corbin saving (or trying to save) Angle from Lesnar would be good character development. Like, give him some complexity. Make him less of a one-dimensional villain.

[Poit]

Lol we want roman

Strowman

[Droford]

What was the point in any of that?

Heyman backstab makes sense now

[rez]

Lol we want roman

Miami...but I hope that was piped in.

[RP]

I feel like Corbin saving (or trying to save) Angle from Lesnar would be good character development. Like, give him some complexity. Make him less of a one-dimensional villain.

This company wouldnt know what to do with complexity.

[slik]

That was lame...feel like I watched the last 10 minutes and nothing happened

[Emperor Smeat]

What was the point in any of that?

To desperately get a few seconds of Roman chants that will now be replayed over and over again till SummerSlam.

Or a life lesson by Lesnar to never disturb him when he's reading the newest issue of the Backwoodsman.

Or maybe both.

[rez]

Please put Paul on commentary. He can give Graves a much needed breather.

[Sixx]

To desperately get a few seconds of Roman chants that will now be replayed over and over again till SummerSlam.

Or a life lesson by Lesnar to never disturb him when he's reading the newest issue of the Backwoodsman.

Or maybe both.

Just proves how hard it is to get a few Roman chants. Always have to go the extra (retarded) mile.

[xrodmuc316]

Miami...but I hope that was piped in.

Strowman is what they were saying, not Roman.

Also, what a piece of shit Braun is. Said MULTIPLE TIMES he would cash in the first chance he got, then nothing from him at all tonight. In fact the only person who even brought it up was Kevin Owens.

Kevin Owens, the best universal champion, is once again the only character that seems to know what the hell is actually going on.

[KIRA]

I feel like Corbin saving (or trying to save) Angle from Lesnar would be good character development. Like, give him some complexity. Make him less of a one-dimensional villain.

Which is exactly why won't happen.