SDLIVE -- 7.31.18 -- OFFICIAL THREAD -- Lana vs Zelina

[slik]

http://i.imgur.com/6k8eNav.jpg

[DAMN iNATOR]

https://www.wwe.com/f/styles/wwe_16_9_mobile_FC/public/all/2018/07/20180730_SD_Jeff--625eae3b949dde45764a46d0d2d082d9.jpgJeff Hardy returns to confront Randy Orton

ALSO:

• The Usos clash with The Bar in SummerSlam Tag Team Title Tournament

• Lana and Zelina Vega go one-on-one

• Is Samoa Joe on his way to becoming WWE champion?

[DAMN iNATOR]

Sorry, slik. I didn't realize you'd also created a thread. You can merge mine in here if you'd like. :)

Also, it would be awesome if somehow Ellsworth gets his job back tonight or like somehow gets a chance to earn it back at SummerSlam. I refuse to accept his second run in WWE being done so quick!

[ClockShot]

Unlike Raw, Smackdown sounds awesome tonight.

[ClockShot]

Hello Renee.

Color outfit you got there.

How's Dean? When's he due back?

[RP]

BECKY GOT A FAT ASS!

[ClockShot]

They both go to the same retailer for their leather tonight?

[Savio]

Still shocked how bad they fumbled Asuka

[RP]

BECKY SHOW ME THAT FAT PUSSY

[Savio]

So happy Stephanie McMahon could give us this moment

[ClockShot]

Well, Carmella is speaking the truth.

[KIRA]

Oh God I moment of honesty from Carmela where is this going

[KIRA]

fans chanting no you don't f****** ruthless

[RP]

BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW GAWDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD CHARLOTTES TITTIES ARE BIGGER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOMEONE PUT A STOP TO THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ClockShot]

This Superstar in Thought shot brought to you by Beats Headphones.

[KIRA]

It just hit me why are they all wearing leather jacket it's like 90 degrees outside

[Savio]

Glad this isn't a cell phone promo

[Savio]

Pg13 now?

Ass is PG13

[Savio]

I hope this Johnsonville Brats lady is beaten to death

[KIRA]

I wonder if Jeff Hardy is listening to his own "music"

[ClockShot]

If Zelina and Lana wrestle in leather tonight, there's a problem.

[ClockShot]

Kevin Dunn in the trailer: "I WANT CROWD SHOTS OF HAPPY KIDS!"

[Dark One]

Gonna need Charlotte to stay the fuck out of Becky's title match.

[Savio]

Paige why would you be fooled?I hope this Johnsonville Brats lady is beaten to death

Posts like these wont let me direct GOTG 4

[Droford]

Its the Bar

[KIRA]

Wtf why isn't that spot going to Asuka

[Emperor Smeat]

Not liking the idea of a Triple Threat at SummerSlam.

Either it means Charlotte is going to suffer another bad loss to Carmella or Becky is getting tossed to the side again.

[ClockShot]

Oh yes, there will be shenanigans in this match.

[KIRA]

Kevin Dunn in the trailer: "I WANT CROWD SHOTS OF HAPPY KIDS!"

If a man who looks like Kevin Dunn starts telling me he wants shots of children I'm going to just nip out to call the police

[Droford]

Lol

[KIRA]

That shot of the fans clapping to the new Days theme song like zombies kind of encapsulates what I feel like this company wants their fans to be.

[Dark One]

Not liking the idea of a Triple Threat at SummerSlam.

Either it means Charlotte is going to suffer another bad loss to Carmella or Becky is getting tossed to the side again.

Having traumatic flashbacks to like a decade or more ago when Christian finally got a title match with John Cena, and then they just wedged Jericho in there and Christian still ate the pin.

RIP Christian.

[Droford]

The Usos never been on the Summerslam card either?

[Droford]

How exactly have they been around as long as they have without being on WM and Summerslam?

[Emperor Smeat]

Usos have never been on the main card of SummerSlam?

Between that and their former Mania drought, they have some pretty bad luck in the WWE.

[Savio]

I thought they faced the Wyatt family on a SummerSlam card but maybe that was New Day

[Emperor Smeat]

I thought they faced the Wyatt family on a SummerSlam card but maybe that was New Day

According to ProFightDB, they faced New Day at last year's event but that was on the pre-show.

[RP]

New Day is ruining this match. Thanks WWE.

[KIRA]

Smackdown has an actual tag team Division and it feels good

[Dark One]

That picture of the flying baby is the greatest picture in WWE history.

[Dark One]

Joe so good.

He's also sweating from a promo, but, still so good.

[KIRA]

Joe so good.

He's also sweating from a promo, but, still so good.

He's sweating because he's intense

[Emperor Smeat]

Great sermon from the Book of Joe.

[KIRA]

I love heel Nakamura so much

[slik]

I fell asleep after work -- just tuning in, how's it been

[RP]

Why Randy?

[RP]

This is getting me hard

[Emperor Smeat]

Nice of Orton to offer a drink to Jeff after all the abuse he went through tonight. Not sure why it involved taking off some of his clothes first.

[KIRA]

He's going to run out of stuff to DDT Jeff Hardy on in the arena

[Dark One]

I don't think even Doctor Shelby could make heads or tails out of batshit crazy Randy Orton.

[KIRA]

I fell asleep after work -- just tuning in, how's it been

Entertaining

[slik]

Entertaining

A show prevails

[slik]

Whew, in time for the BIG match,

Let's go Zelina!

[Evil Vito]

Vega is so much tinier than I realized

[Droford]

Spinaroonie lol

[KIRA]

This match is a little bit slower than I thought it would be

[slik]

I can't tell if Lana's tall or Zelina's just REALLY tiny

[Emperor Smeat]

:y: El .... umm whatever the female version of "The Idol" is called in Spanish.

Poor Aiden, cost himself a few more friendship points with RuRu.

[KIRA]

Okay that wasn't even Aiden's fault

[Emperor Smeat]

I can't tell if Lana's tall or Zelina's just REALLY tiny

Zelina might legit be the shortest person in the WWE.

[Emperor Smeat]

Oh shit, RuRu is mad.

[Droford]

Lana just dropping her accent mid sentence

[slik]

I think I'm caught up!

Big return from Charlotte
Excellent promo from JOE
Intense, Heel Orton is great

Nakamura is a tremendous heel

[DAMN iNATOR]

Damn Lana, way to break your man's heart. :'(

[KIRA]

Zelina might legit be the shortest person in the WWE.

4'11

[Savio]

Lana is no longer Russian

[Savio]

Thanks Bryan we know.

[slik]

Oh lord, how many times they mentioned this ppv today...

[KIRA]

Poor Ruru he's sleeping on the couch

[KIRA]

Bryan I guarantee you the fact that your wife was in the ring at the time that spread was purely coincidental and had nothing to do with her because she's awful


Sorry.

[slik]

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[KIRA]

That's right Daniel you have to go through a whole level of mooks before you get to the boss

[Droford]

They keep dropping the Rocks name lately..hmm

[slik]

Miz says he has carried DBry on WWE TV for 5 years

[Droford]

Get Beat
Cry
Repeat

[Savio]

Still want them to hold off on this until SummerSlam

[Droford]

Should have photoshopped beards on the babies

[Evil Vito]

Hottttt promo

[Droford]

Still want them to hold off on this until SummerSlam

You mean Mania

[KIRA]

I don't know about you guys but I feel like Daniel just roasted The Miz chestnuts over an open fire awesome promo from both men.

[Savio]

I also see Bryan as a black baby.

[Dark One]

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/PNR5rgtT0v8/hqdefault.jpg

As much as I want this to wait until Wrestlemania, that shit was so good.

Wondering if we'll get Bryan's career on the line.

[Savio]

You mean Mania

Yes

[Emperor Smeat]

Pretty good promo spot between Bryan and Miz.

[rez]

wah wah wah

[Dark One]

Bryan's career on the line would be a good way to get extra heat and crowd investment, especially given the whole "contract is up at the end of August" thing most people know about, at least if they can keep whether he's signed or not quiet.

[slik]

Miz does not accept Daniel Bryan's SummerSlam challenge...yet
Honestly, Miz vs DBry is a WrestleMania sized bout, it's built for years.

[KIRA]

Miz and Bryan are so good it's easy to forget that they are friends

[slik]

I rarely root for shenanigans but I want Becky to get a one on one match for the Women's Title, so I hope Charlotte doesn't win it tonight

[KIRA]

I rarely root for shenanigans but I want Becky to get a one on one match for the Women's Title, so I hope Charlotte doesn't win it tonight

Likewise

[slik]

DBry in a World Title bout or Naka at WM works for me

[xrodmuc316]

Looks like Charlotte didn't just get her implant fixed, looks like she went even bigger.

[Savio]

Wish this was a titty honking match

[Dark One]

Miz does not accept Daniel Bryan's SummerSlam challenge...yet
Honestly, Miz vs DBry is a WrestleMania sized bout, it's built for years.

Imagine if they put Bryan's "career" on the line, he loses due to bullshit, runs around the indies for a few months, and then shows up in the Road to Wrestlemania to cost Miz some tremendous opportunity to set up a match at Mania where if Bryan wins, he gets to come back to WWE or something.

Instead, I'm fully expecting them to have a 10 minute match and then have six rematches in 7 weeks after Summerslam.

[Evil Vito]

Always knew they were gonna add someone to Becky/Carmella. They’re clearly not high on her.

[Dark One]

Looks like Charlotte didn't just get her implant fixed, looks like she went even bigger.

Okay, so it wasn't just me who thought that.

[slik]

Random Ibushi Gif to Bless SDLive


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[Mr. Nerfect]

Vince would still set the overall direction for the company. He probably understands that content is probably the least important part of their business model now though. Unless you are specifically marketing your content then it's more about the vehicles you are using to get it out there. Vince can literally make the worst wrestler on his roster the WWE Champion and nothing changes. I doubt he's really concerned as to whether or not Bobby Roode is a better face or a heel. I'm sure there are a special interests he has (Roman Reigns, Ronda Rousey, Brock Lesnar, etc.), but for the most part, the WWE is a machine that just keeps rolling.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Always knew they were gonna add someone to Becky/Carmella. They’re clearly not high on her.

It was always a possibility, but given that it is SummerSlam it doesn't really matter what they do with it, even in their own mind. Dean Ambrose vs. Dolph Ziggler was the WWE Title match two years ago. Plus, with the real story being Ronda, it wouldn't have surprised me if they gave the SD one to Becky because they don't mind her being upstaged.

[slik]

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[Mr. Nerfect]

The Miz vs. Daniel Bryan with Bryan's career on the line almost makes me care. Those would be good stakes considering the real-life situation Bryan is in.

[Emperor Smeat]

Bryan's career on the line would be a good way to get extra heat and crowd investment, especially given the whole "contract is up at the end of August" thing most people know about, at least if they can keep whether he's signed or not quiet.

He could also throw a bit of a jab at RAW by laughing at the idea of working for them if he lost and having some standards unlike a couple of former trouble makers for the Blue brand.

[slik]

Charlotte is sort of the female Roman Reigns

[Droford]

Too much yellow

[Mr. Nerfect]

Charlotte is sort of the female Roman Reigns

That people think like that kind of goes to the point that if you push anyone into position as a top star, people are going to revolt.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at Charlotte staring at the ref for a bit during the countout.

[xrodmuc316]

He could also throw a bit of a jab at RAW by laughing at the idea of working for them if he lost and having some standards unlike a couple of former trouble makers for the Blue brand.

I miss Sami Zayn

[KIRA]

Is that that same incompetent ref that took forever to take her briefcase when she wanted to cash in now he's trying to screw her over again with the 10 count

[slik]

That people think like that kind of goes to the point that if you push anyone into position as a top star, people are going to revolt.

You are incorrect b/c I like Charlotte 10x more than I do Roman

[Emperor Smeat]

Charlotte has some really bad accuracy with her moonsaults.

[KIRA]

That people think like that kind of goes to the point that if you push anyone into position as a top star, people are going to revolt.

I don't think that's true I think it depends on who it is and I think that if they see somebody better (Asuka and Alicia Fox) the fans will always feel slighted

[Dark One]

Fuck.

[KIRA]

How did Charlotte cut her lip

[Dark One]

https://media1.tenor.com/images/a121a1dfe023d0599aecea3be0b09f13/tenor.gif?itemid=10692918

[Savio]

Wish it was one on one

[slik]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[slik]

Becky deserved her time to shine in the spotlight!

[Emperor Smeat]

:-\ whelp there goes Becky chances of winning the title any time soon.

Makes her recent push feel a lot less genuine and more like Ziggler's Survivor Series 2014 push.

[Evil Vito]

I want someone with more time on their hands than me to figure out what the television win-loss percentage is for champions in non-title matches over the past decade. Surely it’s gotta be way below .500

[slik]

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[slik]

I stand w/ Becky Lynch

#BeckyStrong

[Dark One]

#GiveBeckysAChance

Let’s get the first ever ALL Becky PPV, which WWE will have to mention every single segment.

[slik]

The first ever All Becky's ppv will be headlined by Becky Rousey, Alexa Becky and Becky Flair.

[slik]

Maybe Becky will turn heel and become the top women's heel on SDLive and feud over the title for months though...

HIAC -- Charlotte vs Becky
hmmmm

[Emperor Smeat]

Lio Rush has a pretty great looking Frog Splash as a finisher.

[Emperor Smeat]

#GiveBeckysAChance

Let’s get the first ever ALL Becky PPV, which WWE will have to mention every single segment.

1st match should be a Memorial Battle Royale honoring the passing of Becky's title chances at SummerSlam.

[Splaya]

This show just fires on all cylinders. Nonstop. In my opinion, the worst part of the night was the Lana match and that wasn't that bad....

Daniel Bryan versus the Miz has to have Bryan's career on the line. They would never do it in a million years, but if I were them, I would put the match on last. Think about it. He wins and you get a major pop for the victory. He loses and he gets a standing ovation and curtain call to end his WWE career, if he is in fact on his way out.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Dammit, I completely forgot to watch 205 LIVE after this tonight. Was really interested in the match Cedric was to have...

[Tom Guycott]

You mean I can't have ever said "rape"? Rape, rape, rape, rape, rape!

There, now I will be a monster in 8-10 years when there is zero context to this post.

[Sixx]

Huh, wait, this was county jail and not even prison?

Then murder by gang seems way more unlikely.

[Savio]

Did I miss something?

[Sixx]

Did I miss something?

I posted in the wrong thread. I guess you can figure out which thread I was aiming for.

[Tom Guycott]

It just hit me why are they all wearing leather jacket it's like 90 degrees outside

... and they're all fine. Meanwhile, Samoa Joe is shirtless, and sweating buckets.

[Tom Guycott]

I posted in the wrong thread. I guess you can figure out which thread I was aiming for.

Should have left that without explanation.

[Sixx]

Should have left that without explanation.

Savio seems like the type that needed one.

[Tom Guycott]

Apparently, the thing that happened to you happened to me. My post was about the "twitter police" thing with Cedric and Tye. Looks like we don't have to wait 8-10 years... it's out of context in under 8-10 hours!

But I'm not going to fix it. Nor will I move it where I thought I posted it. It will stay right where it is. For no raisin.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Savio seems like the type that needed one.

:lol:

[Big Vic]

The fact that Guycott and SiXX both had non sequiturs made me feel like a post got deleted.

[owenbrown]

Is Gulak's title shot he won last week for SummerSlam?

[slik]

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[Fignuts]

I dunno. Charlotte getting into the triple threat and winning by beating Carmella could be a great setup for a Becky heel turn.

I think a heel turn would actually be good for her. I think part of the reason her main roster matches havnt been as good as her nxt matches, is because they're having her wrestle a very generic babyface style that doesn't accentuate her strengths. A heel Becky, however, that ties people in knots and just abuses people with her technical prowess would be really effective. Maybe even throw a little pentagon in there and have her break some arms post match.

[Tom Guycott]

The fact that Guycott and SiXX both had non sequiturs made me feel like a post got deleted.

I can't speak for Sixx, but I had at least two that ended up in a different thread than I was posting in, and one that disappeared completely. Could be a glitch. Could be someone playing around with us and moving/deleting posts. Y'know. Plans change.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I'm not that keen on the division as a whole and being headlined by the likes of Carmella and Alexa Bliss, but I think a Fatal 4-Way between the Four Horsewomen makes a lot of sense for the first Evolution. Having Becky and Charlotte at odds for that would make sense.