RAW is Renee *OFFICIAL THREAD* 8.13.18

[KIRA]

I just have to keep reminding myself that Bruans going to kick the s*** out of Roman as soon as he wins the title

[rez]

I just have to keep reminding myself that Bruans going to kick the s*** out of Roman as soon as he wins the title

Owens gonna win the briefcase :\

[slik]

HOW WILL THE BIG DOG OVERCOME THE ODDS

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR SUNDAY!?!?

[GD]

I just have to keep reminding myself that Bruans going to kick the s*** out of Roman as soon as he wins the title

Well, there's a possibility that Braun might lose the contract to Owens via "nefarious means" and we might end up seeing Owens' as the first ever 2-time Universal Champion.

[slik]

I need a gif of Roman being sprayed w/ pepper spray ASAP

[rez]

https://www.thesportster.com/wrestling/wwe-wrestlers-vince-mcmahon-let-go/

This came up on my phone earlier. I pretty much agree with the list through Vince's shitty eyes.

[GD]

HOW WILL THE BIG DOG OVERCOME THE ODDS

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR SUNDAY!?!?

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[Shisen Kopf]

I'm only watching bc of THE BIG DOG

[Jordan]

I think they would have kept the heat on Brock had they not had him go back for the F-5. The guillotine was a good heel move, the F-5 powerhouse style gonna get a pop.

[Droford]

saw this match minus jinder and ryder

[Emperor Smeat]

I need a gif of Roman being sprayed w/ pepper spray ASAP

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[Shisen Kopf]

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[KIRA]

Well, there's a possibility that Braun might lose the contract to Owens via "nefarious means" and we might end up seeing Owens' as the first ever 2-time Universal Champion.

That would make me happy as well

[KIRA]

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Why is Jason Momoa in a Superman suit

[slik]

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THANK YOU!

[GD]

Wow! So much for Mojo Rowley's push. Wish they'd ship him back to NXT so he can prevent himself like Kidd and Cesaro.

[slik]

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SUPERMAN PUNCH!

[KIRA]

So is that Purge TV show any good

[Jordan]

So is that Purge TV show any good

I don't think it's out yet.

Anyone seen "The Sinner"?

[GD]

Mojo Rowley should adopt a "biker gimmick" and come out to a cheap knockoff of "Keep On Rolling" but replacing "Rolling" with "Rowley".

[Jordan]

Forget "sending him to NXT" if they are going to do that they need to just cut him. Cut him and a bunch of others they have no interest in. There is money to be made. Zack Ryder could be bigger than Colt Cabana at his height on the indie scene.

[Sepholio]

RIP Anvil.

[GD]

LMAO Hunter

[Jordan]

Neidhart was sure a big boy.

[slik]

I don't think it's out yet.

Anyone seen "The Sinner"?

First ep was good of season two
I haven't seen season one but heard good things

[GD]

Forget "sending him to NXT" if they are going to do that they need to just cut him. Cut him and a bunch of others they have no interest in. There is money to be made. Zack Ryder could be bigger than Colt Cabana at his height on the indie scene.

That's true. A lot of folks are taking a substantial pay cut to be in the system.

[Jordan]

Who is the new WWE narrator? I love his voice. Good choice. Is he new? I dunno If I've ever herd him.

[rez]

RIP

[Emperor Smeat]

Really good tribute video for The Anvil

[KIRA]

Man Bret Hart look so bloated and pale back then

[Jordan]

Awww... I really love Nattie, she's a great worker and a solid character. She seems like a great person too. RIP to the Anvil.

[rez]

wait. wtf is with Renee's hair extensions. when did that happen

[Jordan]

WWE referencing history that far back feels so weird. They so rarely did that in the 90's.

[slik]

Great video package for Jim Neidhart

[Jordan]

The kick off is actually solid booking.

[Emperor Smeat]

One of these days, Cruiser division will get treated better than pre-show material for PPVs. Probably not anytime soon though due to them still fixing the damage Vince did to the division.

[rez]

Somebody cued the Anvil tribute after Vince went to bed.

[Droford]

16 matches no lie

[Jordan]

Solid bet that Miz goes over Bryan. Still lots of rumor about that Bryan is leaving. Hope that Hardy/Shinsuke gets at least 15. Hoping that Joe and Styles just go all out. It's the culmination of a career of amazing matches together.

[Emperor Smeat]

WWE referencing history that far back feels so weird. They so rarely did that in the 90's.

Network pretty much made them more receptive to the past especially anything pre-Hulkamania or non-WWE related.

[Jordan]

16 matches no lie

Way too many. Just silliness.

[KIRA]

Geez the rest of the nights going to be spent just reading out the matches for SummerSlam

[Shisen Kopf]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B8OwUBNIMAAENWb.jpg

[Jordan]

Vince hates wide set hips.

[Droford]

actually only 13 but it seemed like 16

[GD]

One of these days, Cruiser division will get treated better than pre-show material for PPVs. Probably not anytime soon though due to them still fixing the damage Vince did to the division.

Man, those Mustafa Ali / Buddy Murphy bouts on 205 Live were incredible. Really looking forward to Gulak showcasing his hard-hitting style.

[KIRA]

Ruby switched her goth makeup for bronzer

[slik]

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[Jordan]

actually only 13 but it seemed like 16

As long as the main card has one squash and 3 or 4 matches under 7 minutes we could still get some good bouts in. No reason Ronda doesn't squash Alexa and then get the longer match at WWE Evolution. Braun and Owen's have done it all so that match will be all working the gimmick and doesn't need to be long, I'm expecting Owens to work Braun into a DQ, and then cashes in on Roman and win. Owens vs Cena headlines The Super-Showdown for the Uni. I hope we get 15 or so hard hitting minutes with Brock and Roman as well as Hardy/Shinsuke, and over 20 for Joe/Styles. Hoping for a good fun WWE show. Don't expect great matches up and down, maybe 3 or 4.

[slik]

I wonder if we'll get any more updates on THE BIG DOG tonight?

[Savio]

Reys outfit at G1 looks like a thong.

[Jordan]

I think it would be cool if WWE booked AJ to hold the championship until Wrestlemania, and Undertaker ends up challenging him. I expect him to work the show so why not put him with the best? Could end up as enjoyable as Shawn/Hogan at Summerslam.

[slik]

G1 was so good overall

[slik]

I think it would be cool if WWE booked AJ to hold the championship until Wrestlemania, and Undertaker ends up challenging him. I expect him to work the show so why not put him with the best? Could end up as enjoyable as Shawn/Hogan at Summerslam.

That's a fantastic idea

[Droford]

WITH NO REGARD FOR HUMAN LIFE!

[KIRA]

G1 was so good overall

Stop talking about other quality shows that I could be watching.

[Droford]

Dean Ambrose gonna step up

[mhirn3]

Constable is a terrible gimmick but at least he cut that nasty hair.

[KIRA]

Kurt Angles face always looks like he's having some sort of epiphany but he can't ever get it to work

[Jordan]

I hope Dean comes out we desperately need him back in the thick of it. Plus that tag match with Seth/Dean vs Dolph/Drew is going to be fireeee.

[Emperor Smeat]

Couldn't Angle get Rollins to sign the contract some other day if he doesn't show up tonight?

Reason #23458 why Kurt Angle is terrible as a GM since he booked a contract signing as a main event without making sure both guys were actually at the arena before the show started.

[rez]

Constable is a terrible gimmick but at least he cut that nasty hair.

he looks redic bald too..just like Angle. Hair surgery is out there..

[Jordan]

Or maybe Dean steals the title shot and beefs with Seth afterwards that would be good too. Preferable even because even though he is a magnetic babyface (when you are watching him live especially) he's an even better heel (potentially). So yeah Bad Boy Dean vs Crossfit Seth piques my interest a lot.

[xrodmuc316]

Renee has done much better not saying "Oh" the second half of the show

[rez]

I want James Gunn/Batista versus whoever as the main event at SS.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at the crowd booing Reigns being able to compete at SummerSlam

[Jordan]

Is that Charlotte Flair out to Dolph's theme?

[mhirn3]

Can't wait to hear how Dolph "got Seth's plane suspended" somewhere

[Emperor Smeat]

:rofl: at Ziggy showing up right after Angle blurted out "worst champion of all time" line

[Droford]

Dolph is doing a show at Carolines

[KIRA]

Ziggler looks like the bastard child of early 90s Chris Jericho and Christian circa 2000

[mhirn3]

What is with Dolph's hair?

[rez]

Vince: Damnit, TNA. you can't have Ziggler and make him a star!

[Droford]

Stand up for Drew Gall..

oh

[Droford]

Drew talks to much to be the Diesel of this partnership

[Jordan]

Drew is THE MAN.

[rez]

wonder how long it took zig to straighten his hair

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">&quot;See, Monsoon? Seth Rollins is too scared to face Dolph Ziggler!&quot;<br>&quot;Gimme a break, Brain!&quot; <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAW?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#RAW</a></p>&mdash; WWF Prime Time Today (@WWFPrimeTimeNow) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWFPrimeTimeNow/status/1029201281469034497?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 14, 2018</a></blockquote>
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[Triple A]

Watching Raw now... Every1 in the crowd looks really bored

[KIRA]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">&quot;See, Monsoon? Seth Rollins is too scared to face Dolph Ziggler!&quot;<br>&quot;Gimme a break, Brain!&quot; <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAW?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#RAW</a></p>&mdash; WWF Prime Time Today (@WWFPrimeTimeNow) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWFPrimeTimeNow/status/1029201281469034497?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 14, 2018</a></blockquote>
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No it's more like
Monsoon:Will you stop!?

[Droford]

lame

[Emperor Smeat]

This would have been way better had Rollins interrupted Ziggy's promo.

[KIRA]

No one's going through that table guy that looks pretty solid this show sucks

[mhirn3]

I guess Dean's flight got delayed from Vegas to NC....probably a busy day at McCarran

[slik]

Crowd going nuts for Dean Ambrose

[Poit]

Stupid sexy Ambrose.

[Dark One]

Dean looking mighty swole

[Droford]

Dean looks wrong

[Jordan]

Dean looks great! He's huge!

[Triple A]

Ambrose looking jacked instead of having a normal guy's body

[GD]

Fuck yeah! Ambrose is back baby :yes:

[Emperor Smeat]

Dean's new haircut makes him look more like a lunatic than before.

[rez]

I'm down with Ambrose's new hair. No more wet bangs homeless look.

[Jordan]

The haircut and the bulk just puts him higher on the card than before I think. Wow he looked great.

[rez]

Ambrose is on the wrong show now that I think about it though :(

[Evil Vito]

Glad to see Dean back. I'm thinking they'll roll with one more Shield run since the one last year got cut short. But after that he might finally get a singles heel run.

[slik]

Dean in best shape of his life

[slik]

I predict a Shield #TripleThreat at #WrestleMania 35 baybay

[rez]

Glad to see Dean back. I'm thinking they'll roll with one more Shield run since the one last year got cut short. But after that he might finally get a singles heel run.

Please no. Roman needs that Heyman heel run. :rant:

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">How do they expect us to go back to Coach when we had Renee Young? <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Raw?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Raw</a></p>&mdash; DavKind (@DavKind76) <a href="https://twitter.com/DavKind76/status/1029204788427345921?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 14, 2018</a></blockquote>
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[Jordan]

Well I enjoyed a good amount of that episode, the opening was good, the B-Team stuff was good, the Heyman/Roman/Brock stuff was good and the closing was great.

[slik]

Dean looks like a mini-HHH now!

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">How do they expect us to go back to Coach when we had Renee Young? <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Raw?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Raw</a></p>&mdash; DavKind (@DavKind76) <a href="https://twitter.com/DavKind76/status/1029204788427345921?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 14, 2018</a></blockquote>
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Coach starts wearing a Renee Young mask to hide his identity. All he needs to do is add several "Ohs" to his commentary to throw people off from discovering Renee is not actually there.

[Dark One]

Coach starts wearing a Renee Young mask to hide his identity. All he needs to do is add several "Ohs" to his commentary to throw people off from discovering Renee is not actually there.

"My three words for each hour are going to come out all at once. Pumpkin. Spice. Latte. BECAUSE I AM ABSOLUTELY A WHITE LADY"

[Tom Guycott]

But why is he crying and eyes all red is he totally wasted here or something?

"I'm not crying... I was just smoking a joint in the back with Van Dam!"

[Stickman]

Ambrose definitely looks like he finally hit the gym, but something looks really weird with his physique and I don’t know what it is

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Why did Renee not speak at all in the final segment?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Good McIntyre and Ziggler promo.

[Tom Guycott]

Guess Bo wasn't good in math at school since he got his Steiner Math wrong.

Kurt Angle knoooows the odds. Bo could have just asked him. Or just went straight to the man himself.

[KIRA]

Ambrose looks great he also looks huge now it's time to send him to the A-show

[Evil Vito]

Ambrose’s hairline is going full widows peak.

[Innovator]

Deans looking real jacked baby

[Rammsteinmad]

Good for Ambrose for using his time off wisely. Hopefully it'll benefit his position in the card.

[Big Vic]

Ambrose needs a Mohawk


Glad the show ended with mutual fisting.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Deans looking real jacked baby

IMO it won't last on the road.

[Stickman]

Good McIntyre and Ziggler promo.

Which one? I'm still waiting for anything good from that pair. That closing segment was cringy.

[ClockShot]

Caught the end on YouTube this morning.

Renee must have been going ga-ga when Ambrose came out.

That or Vince cut off her mic.

[Destor]

How was Renee?

[Innovator]

She was pretty good. She played around with Graves a lot going back and forth instead of having to hear Graves and Cole shitt on Coach, so that was a plus.

[Innovator]

https://i.imgur.com/VZWL8hJ.jpg

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

he seems more tan.

[RP]

My favorite part of RAW was when Bliss came out and she had security around her and she said " These are the best trained security " or something or rather. And they all looked like Kris P Lettuce.

Just wanted to add this.

[RP]

https://i.imgur.com/VZWL8hJ.jpg

He put work on those traps for sure. Good trap work will make you look stalky as fuck.

[Evil Vito]

Just looking at those images side by side, man I think he looks so much better now.

Also funny to realize his hairline had been like that for ages, I just didn't notice. Fair play to him for doing a much better job to cover it up with long, wet hair than Baron Corbin.

[slik]

thiccbrose

[Mr. Nerfect]

Trying to work out if I like Ambrose's look better now or not. He had more of a general appeal with the longer hair, but this more "mature" look is more salty and more kick-ass. Feels like this could be his "main event" presentation. I liked Ambrose coming out of The Shield for a long while, but at some point it felt like he was clinging to "I'm crazy! Look at me!"

[Mr. Nerfect]

Also trying to work out whether I'd rather see Rollins & Ambrose vs. Owens & Zayn or Reigns vs. Rollins vs. Ambrose at WrestleMania.

[Tom Guycott]

IMO it won't last on the road.

Hmph. Not with that attitude, it won't.

[Tom Guycott]

My favorite part of RAW was when Bliss came out and she had security around her and she said " These are the best trained security " or something or rather. And they all looked like Kris P Lettuce.

Just wanted to add this.

I already knew she was lying, as there was a noticeable lack of Ralphus and The Jerichoholic Ninja. She wasted her money.