SD Live ****OFFICIAL THREAD***** Aug 14th THE BIG DOG ROMAN REIGNS

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Kicking off w/ Mella, Charlotte and Becky

[Shisen Kopf]

Hate Becky Lynch's accent

[Shisen Kopf]

She sounds like a mong.

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THE BIG DOG

[ClockShot]

Red boots are hurting my eyes, 'Mella.

[Shisen Kopf]

Becky Lynch is hurting my ears

[ClockShot]

You'd figure when Charlotte went to get her boob fixed, she'd get that dimple on her chin removed.

[Shisen Kopf]

THE BIG DOG

Wish he was on smackdown. Hes so good.

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"Diva living in a Women's Era" is a good line

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SUPERMAN PUNCH

[Shisen Kopf]

Oh god paige, more horrible accents

[Shisen Kopf]

Becky Lunch and Page should bugger off back to NXT UK

[Shisen Kopf]

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THE BIG DOG BOBBY EATON

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[Shisen Kopf]

Mandy Rose is so hot. She should fight Carmella in a titty honking match for the belt

[Bad News Gertner]

THE BIG DOG IS READY TO FEED!

[KIRA]

So carmella does not lie about cheating she just admits that she didn't cheat at certain points.
Okay that's actually kind of clever

[KIRA]

THE BIG DOG IS READY TO FEED!

Oh comon it's Tuesday ffs

[Bad News Gertner]

WHO'S YARD IS IT?

[Bad News Gertner]

IT'S THE BIG DOG'S YARD!!!

[Shisen Kopf]

WE WANT ROMAN!!

[KIRA]

Mandy Rose is a f****** Powerhouse

[Emperor Smeat]

Women's tag match was pretty good.

[Bad News Gertner]

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IT'S THE BIG DOG'S YARD NOW!

[Shisen Kopf]

Mandy Rose is a jobber. She knows how to job.

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Mandy should be champ

[Shisen Kopf]

Carmella has a "stick it up the what what" look about her

[ClockShot]

Wow.

USA gave Miz & Mrs. a second season.

Don't know if that's smart or stupid on their part.

[Shisen Kopf]

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[Bad News Gertner]

Maryse is so fucking hott. Her and Mandy Rose should bang

[Bad News Gertner]

And when I say bang, I mean bang THE BIG DOG ROMAN REIGNS!

[Emperor Smeat]

Wow.

USA gave Miz & Mrs. a second season.

Don't know if that's smart or stupid on their part.

A little from column A and a little from column B.

[rez]

checking in..what'd I miss so far?

[ClockShot]

The Triple Threat.

How generic.

[ClockShot]

IT'S HAMMER TIME!

[Shisen Kopf]

And when I say bang, I mean bang THE BIG DOG ROMAN REIGNS!

The BIG DOG should bang Mandy Rose, Maryse and Alexa Bliss

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at the name of this jobber team.

[Shisen Kopf]

Ohhh Bludgeon Brothers....Yawn. Powers of Pain with hammers.

[Droford]

The Triple Threat.

How generic.
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Bums. The baltimore orioles of rasslin

[Droford]

Its funny, every incarnation of Shane Douglas' Triple Threat has at least 1 dead member

(Benoit/Candido/Bam Bam/Rick Rude)

[KIRA]

Bring back the fanny pack

[Emperor Smeat]

Pretty great week for random jobbers in the WWE. Didn't lose any matches on RAW or Smackdown.

[Evil Vito]

Its funny, every incarnation of Shane Douglas' Triple Threat has at least 1 dead member

Hilarious

[KIRA]

Its funny, every incarnation of Shane Douglas' Triple Threat has at least 1 dead member

The ECW Incarnation has two

[KIRA]

Luke Harper is ridiculously talented I still don't know what to make of Erick Rowan

[ClockShot]

So, 60/40 filler to match ratio tonight since we got a 3-part mini documentary here?

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SD1000 shaping up to be a big show!

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I bet THE BIG DOG is on SD 1000

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Good Miz/DBry video package

[Droford]

SD1000 shaping up to be a big show!

presale tomorrow "Smackdown"

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Whatever happened to Coral from The Real World? She and Miz were BFF on that show

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presale tomorrow "Smackdown"

r u going to go?

[KIRA]

I still find it laughable that the likes of The Miz was the pro to the likes of Daniel Bryan

[Shisen Kopf]

I still find it laughable that the likes of The Miz was the pro to the likes of Daniel Bryan

Yeah the Miz is so much better and entertaining than the vegan idiot

[KIRA]

Camera wise Kevin Dunn has really f***** up sanitys entrance

[slik]

I forgot SAnitY and Authors Of Pain were on the main roster tbh

[Savio]

I hope there is no clean win between DB/Miz

[KIRA]

Yeah the Miz is so much better and entertaining than the vegan idiot

I don't think a match with The Miz in it has managed 2 entertain me once in his entire career honestly

[Shisen Kopf]

I don't think a match with The Miz in it has managed 2 entertain me once in his entire career honestly

Racist!

[Shisen Kopf]

I don't think a match with The Miz in it has managed 2 entertain me once in his entire career honestly

Not even the Mixed Match Challenge?

[Shisen Kopf]

New Day is so lame

[KIRA]

They shoved Killian Dain into a onesie

They are slowly killing the whole Anarchy chaos whatever gimmick that sanity has by giving them actual ring gear I guess they don't want them to look too much like the aop or Roman Reigns

[KIRA]

Racist!

eh probably

[Emperor Smeat]

I forgot SAnitY and Authors Of Pain were on the main roster tbh

So did Creative considering how they've been used since being called up.

[Shisen Kopf]

They shoved Killian Dain into a onesie

They are slowly killing the whole Anarchy chaos whatever gimmick that sanity has by giving them actual ring gear I guess they don't want them to look too much like the aop or Roman Reigns

Did someone say Roman Reigns? THE BIG DOG RULES

[KIRA]

Not even the Mixed Match Challenge?

When he's talking it's fine but his actual matches no no and in the mixed match challenge it was more Asuka than him her little thumbs up she gave him was more entertaining than anything he did while he was in the ring

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Kilian Dane's new gear is bad IMO

[Savio]

Where is SD1000?

[KIRA]

Kilian Dane's new gear is bad IMO

You could create a growth chart by putting Bo Dallas, rhino and Killian Dain in a lineup

[Droford]

Where is SD1000?

DC

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Leesa Mattress

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Where is SD1000?

Washington DC

Capital One Arena

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Where is SD1000?

Washington i think

[Droford]

The Orioles are having WWE Night in September. Gallows and Anderson are going to show up and throw out the first pitch. Orioles want 60 bucks to do a meet and greet with them before the game and a special bobblehead and an opportunity to hold a WWE Championshop belt. ugh

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You should take your woman to that

[rez]

The Orioles are having WWE Night in September. Gallows and Anderson are going to show up and throw out the first pitch. Orioles want 60 bucks to do a meet and greet with them before the game and a special bobblehead and an opportunity to hold a WWE Championshop belt. ugh

so...future tag champs?

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Dane or whatever his name is looks like an anorexic Giant haystacks

[rez]

or AJ will let them borrow his title

[Droford]

At this point Im for them sending wolfe and dain back to NXT and Eric Young to RAW as a heel

[Shisen Kopf]

Dane or whatever his name is looks like an anorexic Giant haystacks

Not that anyone will get that reference here. NOOBS

[slik]

I think SAnitY has only won one match since being callled to the main roster, a total flop

[KIRA]

So they rename the Midnight Hour I guess it makes sense

[Shisen Kopf]

Sanity look like homeless people. Like straight outta kentucky

[KIRA]

I think SAnitY has only won one match since being callled to the main roster, a total flop

It's because they don't have Nikki cross completing the ensemble

[KIRA]

Not that anyone will get that reference here. NOOBS

You mean that giant fat Yukmouth tub of goo that could barely move when he was in WCW and everywhere else for that matter

[KIRA]

Giant Haystacks made the Great Khali look like 1995 Rey Mysterio

Giant Haystacks makes Kevin Nash look like ricochet

[Droford]

I cant wait for the inevitable Miz/Daniel Bryan Tag Team title run

[Shisen Kopf]

You mean that giant fat Yukmouth tub of goo that could barely move when he was in WCW and everywhere else for that matter

Yeah him, Dain is an skinny version of him

[Emperor Smeat]

With them dedicating a ton of time on Miz-Bryan for Smackdown's go-home show, wouldn't be surprised if that was the main event of SummerSlam.

Its either that or the Universal title since nothing has been build to their level of importance. Maybe WWE title but don't see that main eventing with those other two as options.

[KIRA]

Yeah him, Dain is an skinny version of him

I don't know I mean Killian Dain can actually lift his legs

[slik]

According to rumor, Brock/Roman will either be extremely short or extremely long, Vince said he wants it one way or the other.

So either 5 minutes or 30 minutes,no in-between.

[Droford]

With them dedicating a ton of time on Miz-Bryan for Smackdown's go-home show, wouldn't be surprised if that was the main event of SummerSlam.

Its either that or the Universal title since nothing has been build to their level of importance. Maybe WWE title but don't see that main eventing with those other two as options.

My gut feeling is they ditch Lesnar/Reigns early and have Braun cash in BEFORE his match with KO so that Braun/KO ends up being the Main event Universal Title match

[KIRA]

So guys what's the consensus on Shayna baszler

[KIRA]

According to rumor, Brock/Roman will either be extremely short or extremely long, Vince said he wants it one way or the other.

So either 5 minutes or 30 minutes,no in-between.

He's a fool if he makes that match go on Long considering they're going to be in Brooklyn too

[Shisen Kopf]

So guys what's the consensus on Shayna baszler

She should rassle Ronda Rousey

[Shisen Kopf]

According to rumor, Brock/Roman will either be extremely short or extremely long, Vince said he wants it one way or the other.

So either 5 minutes or 30 minutes,no in-between.

THE BIG DOG desrves a BIG MATCH to last a long time

[Shisen Kopf]

Ugh Paige

[Shisen Kopf]

Zelina Vega needs a nose job bad

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

EL IDOLO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

5pm start time. :-o

[Emperor Smeat]

According to rumor, Brock/Roman will either be extremely short or extremely long, Vince said he wants it one way or the other.

So either 5 minutes or 30 minutes,no in-between.

Considering every recent long match between the two has been bad, the short option should be the only one picked.

Have Lesnar book the match since he was the one responsible for why the Goldberg-Lesnar Universal matches ended up being a lot better than expected.

[Emperor Smeat]

:y: El Idolo won

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Rusev Vs. Mexican Rusev at SummerSlam.

[Droford]

Just realized if Miz's show is on next season on USA he probably gets moved back to RAW since SD wont be on USA

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RUSEV HAS CENA NUFF

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at the lack of chants for "Lana is the Best, Lana is #1"

Guess more Idolo fans than Rusev and Lana fans at tonight's show

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Lana back to being RUSSIAN and AMERICAN in her accent within 10 seconds

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THE

BIG

DOG

ROMAN

REIGNS

SUPERMAN

PUNCH

SPEAR

ITS

HIS

YARD

[Droford]

LOL odd flashback

[slik]

What a weird flashblack

[KIRA]

This match has better build than anything Brock and Roman Reigns ever did

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Oh Hai Shelton.

[slik]

The Miz vs DBry has a better build than almost every WrestleMania match I can think of the last 5 years

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Why was "Jeff" in quotes in that Jeff Hardy Fever sign. That's his name.

[slik]

I forgot Shelton was even back in WWE

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Happy VJ Day Shinsuke

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Lana back to being RUSSIAN and AMERICAN in her accent within 10 seconds

Bi-polar linguistics.

[Droford]

Shelton main eventing the go home SD show

lol

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Racist

[Savio]

Randy Orton will come out and wipe his dick on everything

[Emperor Smeat]

The Miz vs DBry has a better build than almost every WrestleMania match I can think of the last 5 years

Probably the best long term storyline build in the WWE since maybe the HBK-Jericho feud.

[Emperor Smeat]

Jeff has been getting lazy with his Twist of Fates since now it just looks like a regular stunner.

[Droford]

much like last night with baron corbin

Hardy won with a twist of fate so he could hit the swanton on Nakamura

[Savio]

Someone actually bought that "A lister" shirt.

[Droford]

Probably the best long term storyline build in the WWE since maybe the HBK-Jericho feud.

AJ Styles/Joe has a lot of history that they'll never acknowledge

[Savio]

Randy is just waiting to wipe his dick on things.

[KIRA]

My God does Randy Orton come alive when he's a heel

[KIRA]

AJ Styles/Joe has a lot of history that they'll never acknowledge

I don't think they can

[Shisen Kopf]

They can do whatever they want.

[Shisen Kopf]

AJ Lee should some back to manage AJ Styles. They could be called team Styles/Lee

[Shisen Kopf]

Samoa Joe and AJ need haircuts

[Savio]

Claire Lynch?

[Emperor Smeat]

Came awfully close to Joe getting his speech cut short.

[Shisen Kopf]

Raw can run over 20 mins but smackdown better not go a minute over

[Tom Guycott]

You could create a growth chart by putting Bo Dallas, rhino and Killian Dain in a lineup

vs Anderson, Gallows, and Big Show. BOOK IT!

[Swiss Ultimate]

Selling like hotcakes. Get yours before they run out!

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