Has summerfest started yet? (SummerSlam Thread) THE BIG DOG!!!

[slik]

Daniel Bryan vs Miz
Finn Balor vs Constable Baron Corbin
Brock vs Roman
Ronda vs Alexa
Shinsuke vs Jeff Hardy

[Triple A]

Like 85 guys outside my apt now yelling so not gonna enjoy the rest of this ppv

[Shisen Kopf]

Bryan vs Miz should main event this show tbh

[Jordan]

The guy in the center of the front row wearing lime green sat in front of me last night at Takeover. He is a good fan. We high fived so hard when Kairi won.

[Shisen Kopf]

Like 85 guys outside my apt now yelling so not gonna enjoy the rest of this ppv

Go tell them to shut up. Dont be a pussy.

[slik]

Pizza a little burnt

How does it taste otherwise

[Jordan]

Trips do you have burnt pizza advice for OssMan?

[KIRA]

I bet Joe wears a Dusty muffler.

" Big Johnny is your muffler still in?"

[Shisen Kopf]

I had pizza for dinner. Had BOGO homerun pizza at Publix. Had a supreme. Gonna have the other one tomorrow night during Monday Night Raw.

[GD]

That was a crazy Styles Clash :eek:

[Jordan]

Wow he got him up so good. I'm glad he kicked out cause he didn't get it all the way.

[Emperor Smeat]

Ouch at Joe's head. Styles did not get a full hold on the Styles Clash

[KIRA]

I'm so happy he didn't just kill Joe

[GD]

Can hear the TNA chants now

[Triple A]

Trips do you have burnt pizza advice for OssMan?

no like what

[Shisen Kopf]

Styles Clash should be banned. Terrible move.

[Emperor Smeat]

Like 85 guys outside my apt now yelling so not gonna enjoy the rest of this ppv

Maybe they are still pissed Becky lost.

[OssMan]

How does it taste otherwise

Only the crust part is crisp, the rest is soft! It's good

[Jordan]

These guys are both f'n awesome at wrestling.

[Droford]

Calf crushed..more like a cow crusher

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">STYLES CLASH!! <br><br>➡️ <a href="https://t.co/ePt5TzD6sU">https://t.co/ePt5TzD6sU</a> <a href="https://t.co/xAxxuk1Whn">pic.twitter.com/xAxxuk1Whn</a></p>&mdash; TDE Wrestling (@totaldivaseps) <a href="https://twitter.com/totaldivaseps/status/1031344918944514048?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 20, 2018</a></blockquote>
<script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[GD]

That was a crazy sequence.

[slik]

pizza rep for oSSmAN

[Jordan]

All of Joe's holds look fantastic.

[GD]

Muscle buster coming up :eek:

[Jordan]

Oh mannn that kick!

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at Joe

[Droford]

That's not pg

[GD]

Holy shit! Samoa Joe is mental.

[OssMan]

DJ Khaled is going nuts

[Jordan]

Goddamnit

[Gerard]

Shite ending.

[Shisen Kopf]

Boooo. What a pussy AJ Styles.

[Droford]

Oh dear

[Locke]

Smart play by Apple Juice Styles. End the match and keep the title, every champion should do that

[GD]

“Who’s your daddy?” chants :lol:

[Emperor Smeat]

Baw Gawd Styles has snapped ... well he already has a submission move so next step is to just become a badass and get some machine parts.

[Gerard]

What are they shouting?

Ah, whos your daddy.

[GD]

That is so cute.

[Savio]

Fake blood?

[RALPH iNADER]

Smart play by Apple Juice Styles. End the match and keep the title, every champion should do that

Hey there fella. FYI, just so you know, for future reference, the pseudonymous "AJ" (or A.J.) which current WWE Champion AJ Styles sports does not stand for Apple Juice, the popular fruit drink, contrary to what you might deem common logic, seeing as how the popular fruit drink Orange Juice is commonly referred to as "OJ," which means that both utilize the "[(x)J]" acronym construction in which [x] = the first letter of the fruit which is the main ingredient in the juice, capitalized. Actually, AJ Styles' "AJ" likely comes from the fact that his given birth name is Allen Neal Jones, and he borrowed the first letter of his first and last names to construct his current moniker. :wave:

[Gerard]

I'm sorry, c'mere baby, nah fuck that you're pissing with blood.

[A.J.K]

rematch inside Hell in a Cell.

[Droford]

2 dqs and a squash match..way to go tonight

[GD]

I'm sorry, c'mere baby, nah fuck that you're pissing with blood.

She doesn’t care about social norms. She’s a baby.

[BigCrippyZ]

That's how you build an engaging feud. Will be shocked if anything tops that tonight.

[Jordan]

I guess it's Joe/Styles at Hell in a Cell but goddamn that's two dq's so far that sucks.

[Gerard]

Fake blood?

Looked like he had a mcdonald's ketchup sachet explode on him. :lol:

[slik]

Wow, bad finish to a good match, no DQs on major ppvs please

[KIRA]

AJ Styles you milquetoast Champion how you just going to walk out

[KIRA]

No seriously that whole thing was great

[Malfeitor]

As soon as the match was heating up... BAM! Shit finish.

[KIRA]

ELIAS show just went from a B minus to B Plus

[slik]

Becky Lynch and Charlotte Flair among the top trends worldwide on Twitter r/n

[Evil Vito]

Great match ruined by a shitty ass finish

[Shisen Kopf]

AJ Styles channelling the spirit of the Honky Tonk man

[Droford]

Lol people are stupid

[Droford]

Wtf

[GD]

That was a first :lol:

[KIRA]

I'm just waiting for the day we actually come to a state that Elias actually loves

[Jordan]

It was a really good match and I'm sure the rematch will be even better because the heat they built here. I won't hate on it 100% because I see what they did but it does kind of annoy me that we've had two dq's on the show so far for title matches.

[slik]

Bob Lashley prob going to 'irl' cyber-bully Elias

[Gerard]

The crowd actually think that wasn't meant to happen. :wtf:

[Emperor Smeat]

Poor etiquette by Elias' guitar. Guess its just like all those low life WWE Universe crowds that don't appreciate the musical masterpieces Elias gives as a gift to the world.

[Dark One]

What the fuck was that.

[RALPH iNADER]

Has summerfest started... 08-19-2018 09:09 PM Savio 8====D

You got a problem, 'fella?! :mad:

[RP]

So they booked a major 4 Ppv like a Backlash. Terrible

[Evil Vito]

I love to imagine Elias’ guitar breaking is real and that it just spared us from another terrible Lashley segment.

[KIRA]

The 9th Hokage and the B Team together again

[Emperor Smeat]

Total Fellas sounds like something Sheamus would star in.

[GD]

LMAO! I want to see “Total Fellas”

[Jordan]

LOL Total "BELLAS" I love them.

[Dark One]

I hope Miz wins this so this can stretch to Mania.

[Droford]

LMAO! I want to see “Total Fellas”

Sheamus and Cesaro show

[Dark One]

I hope Miz wins this so this can stretch to Mania.

Instead it'll just be a six minute match.

[Emperor Smeat]

WWE burning through almost all the Smackdown matches in a row.

[KIRA]

Where the hell does this company keep finding these terrible musical acts

[Droford]

Might as well go to bed after this

[Droford]

Lol the Miz had a Marty Scurll mask

[Shisen Kopf]

https://i.imgur.com/pEsiKQ0.jpg

[Jordan]

I understand wanting Miz to win so the feud can go on but I feel like this show needs a DBry win unless Braun is cashing in later.

[Innovator]

Main event time

[slik]

I hope Miz wins this so this can stretch to Mania.

Same

[GD]

Hate how the WWE production team is fucking with the crowd volume. It's hurting my ears.

[Evil Vito]

Main event time

[Droford]

There's something in the baby carriage aside from a baby

[Emperor Smeat]

Considering what's left, its all downhill for SummerSlam after Miz vs. Bryan are done.

Miz vs Bryan even got the elaborate main event style hype package.

[Gerard]

There's something in the baby carriage aside from a baby

Probably a dildo in case maryse gets bored.

[Jordan]

There's something in the baby carriage aside from a baby

You've been watching wrestling for a few years huh?!?

[Shisen Kopf]

Isn't Sharknado 5 on tonight? Fuck this

[slik]

There's something in the baby carriage aside from a baby

Definitely some sort of shenanigan type behavior

[Evil Vito]

If Bryan re-signs, which seems likely.....I want Miz winning here, getting the title before the end of the year, and Bryan winning the Rumble to get his win back at Mania.

[GD]

Jesus H. Christ! The crowd sounds ridiculously quiet for Daniel Bryan's entrance. WTF?

[Jordan]

I love DBry's new tights.

[Evil Vito]

Bryan not in red gear. Seems odd.

[Triple A]

Considering what's left, its all downhill for SummerSlam after Miz vs. Bryan are done.

Miz vs Bryan even got the elaborate main event style hype package.

I am looking forward to the Lesnar vs. Reigns match. I like Lesnar matches! I hope the crowd doesn't "shit on it"

Rousey match should also be good due to them heavily coordinating and practicing all Rousey matches

[Droford]

I love DBry's new tights.

Seahawks colors

[Jordan]

Douche bag crowd tryna cheer the heels all night. Fucking lame.

[Gerard]

Douche bag crowd tryna cheer the heels all night. Fucking lame.

New york crowds are pretty much always like that.

[Droford]

They must have pulled the plug on Corbin/Balor

[Jordan]

I am looking forward to the Lesnar vs. Reigns match. I like Lesnar matches! I hope the crowd doesn't "shit on it"

Rousey match should also be good due to them heavily coordinating and practicing all Rousey matches

Agreed.

[Shisen Kopf]

This match should be a wife swap match

[GD]

1 Smackdown and 3 RAW matches remain.

[Triple A]

Have never seen a Miz match that I didn't think was mad boring

[Jordan]

LOL "they look like him, they eat like him" true true.

[slik]

I like both DBry and Miz's tights

[KIRA]

I am digging Daniel Bryan's gear

[Shisen Kopf]

Daniel Bryan needs a shave and a hair cut

[Droford]

Daniel Bryan needs a shave and a hair cut

....

Not gonna do it

[GD]

Have never seen a Miz match that I didn't think was mad boring

Miz hasn't been boring in a long time.

[Jordan]

This is a tight match so far. Loved that hanging clothesline from The Miz.

[Droford]

https://i.redd.it/4js0qwgrh5h11.jpg

Wait this is a real thing

[Evil Vito]

god damn.....still four more matches after this

[RaginRonic]

Balor V Corbin will be the pisser match before Brock and Roman.

Rest of night will be Nakamura V Hardy, Rousey V Bliss, Balor V. Corbin, and Brock V Roman.

=P

[Jordan]

Damn he got so high on that cross off the top to the outside.

[Jordan]

Oh man Miz is taking a lot of offense I'm pretty sure he's gonna walk away with his hand raised here.

[slik]

I think Lesnar vs Reigns will be really entertaining

I also think Braun might cash in

Ronda's matches have yet to be anything but entertaining/good, I expect this one to be as well.

[Innovator]

Miz’s Chest looks like he’s in there with Kobashi

[Jordan]

I love this match.

[Gerard]

I think Lesnar vs Reigns will be really entertaining



If it's anything like the wrestlemania match then it'll be the drizzling shits.

[RP]

Balor vs Corbin Main Event, per source

[GD]

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/darhfUZki8U/maxresdefault.jpg

[Jordan]

Oh my goddddddd!

[Triple A]

some guy with a really illuminated face behind the spanish announce table

[Shisen Kopf]

shit. Ive already drank 8 beers. Cigar City Jai Alai out of Tampa 7.5%abv. Thinking about either making a white russian bc I abide, or having a jack and coke

[Dark One]

OH man, I hope this Figure 4 is the finish. Nuclear heat if he makes D-Bry tap.

[Triple A]

fell asleep for like 5 mins damn

[Jordan]

some guy with a really illuminated face behind the spanish announce table

Probably watching along on the network like a fucking loser.

[Jordan]

shit. Ive already drank 8 beers. Cigar City Jai Alai out of Tampa 7.5%abv. Thinking about either making a white russian bc I abide, or having a jack and coke

Jack and Coke bro, that white Russian will be seen again.

[Evil Vito]

Oh man, the smallest part of me was hoping Bryan would tap out clean to the Figure Four, because they would only do that ending if they knew he was going back to ROH.

[RP]

falling a sleep too.

[Emperor Smeat]

Has anyone ever tapped from a reverse Figure Four?

[Jordan]

Classic AM DRAG

[Innovator]

Old school Dragon elbows

[GD]

I am loving this match.

[Jordan]

Why y'all falling asleep my shit is pumpin here! Damn this is good.

[GD]

Brass knuckles

[Droford]

Well

[Dark One]

Yesssssssssssssssss

LET'S GO ALL THE WAY TO MANIA BABY

[Jordan]

Goddamn cheating no good heel!

[Emperor Smeat]

Miz should have used a hidden baby as a weapon.

Match was pretty good overall.

[slik]

Miz wins!

[Evil Vito]

A proper heel finish. Love it.

[Jordan]

Yesssssssssssssssss

LET'S GO ALL THE WAY TO MANIA BABY

I agree now I want your booking to go through.

[KIRA]

Shenanigans

This sad bastard is headed to Mania!

[Gerard]

Foam knuckles, disgraceful!

[Evil Vito]

Yesssssssssssssssss

LET'S GO ALL THE WAY TO MANIA BABY

lol, they'll end the feud at Hell in a Cell

[Jordan]

If I was in the front row when Miz was on the rail I'd have yanked that shit from his grasp and saved DB.

[Droford]

Daniel Bryan will be back in NY in 7 months but not for the Miz

[KIRA]

Miz should have used a hidden baby as a weapon.

Match was pretty good overall.

A hidden baby doll with a brick inside of it

[Jordan]

Daniel Bryan will be back in NY in 7 months but not for the Miz

I hope you're right.

[GD]

Toni Storm :heart:

[Dark One]

I agree now I want your booking to go through.

Which?

This one:
I would be happy with this chain of events:

1) Miz wins at SummerSlam via Mizbullshit
2) Someone ambushes Bryan on Smackdown to keep him away from Miz for a while.
3) Team Bryan vs Team Miz at Survivor Series
4) Fallout keeps them separated until the Rumble
5) Miz eliminates Bryan during the Rumble.
6) Bryan gets his ultimate revenge at Wrestlemania.

Or this one:
What we'll get instead:
1) Miz and Bryan face off next week in a match that falls apart
2) They face at Summerslam
3) They face five more times in the following seven weeks.
4) Everyone hates everything

[Droford]

Old Smackdown song?

[rockman725]

Has anyone ever tapped from a reverse Figure Four?

Was literally thinking the same thing. I don't think I've ever seen anyone lose a match on a reversed figure four.

[Emperor Smeat]

A hidden baby doll with a brick inside of it

Even better would be Miz's actual baby with a brick in her hand nailing Bryan.

[KIRA]

We've had two mae young Classics already and only one Cruiserweight classic

[Droford]

End of an Era 2 End it harder

[slik]

I really enjoyed Miz vs Daniel Bryan

[Shisen Kopf]

Jack and Coke bro, that white Russian will be seen again.

Made a white russian bc the coke was still warm

[Shisen Kopf]

Undertaker vs Triple H battle of the 50 year olds

[KIRA]

I bet Triple H put that package together himself

[RP]

Toni Storm :heart:

I want to make a cloudy storm of semen in her butt.

[Jordan]

Which?

This one:


Or this one:

More like...

Miz beats Bryan via heelery...

Bryan gets into it with someone else...

After Styles beats Joe at HIAC he looses to Miz at some point.

Bryan wins Rumble

Bryan beats Miz at Mania for the title.

[rockman725]

This ppv is either going to 1am or they did the dream come true and pulled the Roman Reigns match!

[Ezra]

I always get excited when Corbin's music starts because I think it's some sort of Undertaker druid kick off. Then the song actually kicks in and get bummed the fuck out.


But Funaki just cheered me back up. Thank you Funaki gonna switch over to the Japanese language broadcast.

[Jordan]

Made a white russian bc the coke was still warm

Eek

[Jordan]

This ppv is either going to 1am or they did the dream come true and pulled the Roman Reigns match!

What time is it where you are?

[slik]

Super Show Down is a really bad PPV name

[Droford]

Uhoh

[Emperor Smeat]

Will probably be in tears of laughter if Triple H vs Taker at the Australia event is like Taker's Mania squash of Cena.

We've had two mae young Classics already and only one Cruiserweight classic
Makes sense since the Cruisers got their own show afterwards while the women haven't yet. Probably not going to see another UK tournament once the UK brand starts.

If the rumors are true, next tournament is going to be lucha or South American based.

[GD]

Oh snap! The Demon has arrived.

[Dark One]

Are we getting THE DEMoN?

[Ezra]

OOOH THE DEMON OUTTA NOWHERE!

[Jordan]

Is this the DEAMON!?

[slik]

END OF AN ERA: STILL ENDING

[My Final Heaven]

No way the guy with the new show on USA wasn't going over like a million bucks :lol:

[slik]

DEMON FINN

<3

[Evil Vito]

The Demon cummeth

[Jordan]

Okay this makes the match worth while.

[Gerard]

Oh no, he put on face paint, body paint and a headband, that makes him super tough....:wtf:

[Dark One]

Oh man Corbin, you done fucked up now.

[rockman725]

approx 10pm, East coast. Maybe I'm exaggerating but would love to see Roman get booted off the card.

[Ezra]

That could be a really in shape Jeff Hardy lets wait until the lights come up to be sure.

[KIRA]

Okay WWE you did this right you did not announce the demon at all unlike with Seth Rollins when you f****** telegraphed it

[Jordan]

Hopefully he won't be smiling tonight.

[Emperor Smeat]

No way is Constable Corbin worth a DEMON BALOR appearance.

[Droford]

At least this means Cole won't say Balor Club 50 times

[GD]

Corey Graves speaking over entrances is unbearable.

[Jordan]

This could be another squash I'd be okay with.

[Shisen Kopf]

Fin Balor Demon is so stupid

[Droford]

God Damnit cole

[Jordan]

He looks awesome.

[Ezra]

This could be another squash I'd be okay with.


This should be a squash.

[Evil Vito]

So they finally broke out The Demon without hyping it in advance in an inorganic fashion.

Yet they've wasted it for a random match against Baron Corbin.

[slik]

Coach is so horrible on commentary

[OssMan]

Does the WWE Universe know that Finn Balor is gay

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">If you’re wondering where we are for <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SummerSLAM?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#SummerSLAM</a> .....<br>We are under the ring..<a href="https://twitter.com/WWE?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@WWE</a> <br>A lot of Club chants when we left hotel.....<br>Woulda helped if you guys did that on television, ya know?! ��<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWELive?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WWELive</a> for Atlantic City, NJ tomorrow night. <br>Come see <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/TheBoys?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#TheBoys</a> <a href="https://t.co/HJh6UZAAcT">pic.twitter.com/HJh6UZAAcT</a></p>&mdash; Karl Anderson (@KarlAndersonWWE) <a href="https://twitter.com/KarlAndersonWWE/status/1031327079596519425?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 19, 2018</a></blockquote>
<script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[Droford]

2 squashes and 2 dqs out of 10 matches lol

[Gerard]

"no this is not what we agreed on", seems Corbin is worried about getting face paint on his shirt.

[Triple A]

wish I was in charge of one of the fog machines... would pump the arena full of fog to make the ppv seem cooler...

[Shisen Kopf]

Another Irish idiot

[Splaya]

YES. DEMON BALOR

[Shisen Kopf]

Fin Balor and Becky Lynch should bugger off

[Ezra]

Balor should have worn pure red contacts. Maybe with black cat eye slits in them.

[Emperor Smeat]

Guess someone in WWE's makeup department is a fan of The Boogeyman since Balor's face is a strong resemblance to it.

[Shisen Kopf]

That was stupid

[Evil Vito]

Much happier with a squash than a 10 minute Corbin match.

[Droford]

His paint didn't even have time to wear off

[Jordan]

Yessss. Best case scenario for that match! I love it.

[Dark One]

Great way to give Finn more momentum, re-establish THE DEMON, and actually make THE DEMON mean something.

[Shisen Kopf]

Really hope THE BIG DOG wins

[Droford]

Guess someone in WWE's makeup department is a fan of The Boogeyman since Balor's face is a strong resemblance to it.

He's the Balorman

[Shisen Kopf]

Brock Lesnar is a turd

[Savio]

Cole should have said

"Coach he can't do this every night, Those paint jobs cost money."

[slik]

Demon Finn absolutely squashes Baron Corbin

[Triple A]

That was a nice buffer match

[Emperor Smeat]

:y: Corbin's streak of long and boring bad matches broken

[Droford]

They literally spent more time talking about Taker/HHH

[KIRA]

That match with exactly what it should have been perfect

[Jordan]

I love the Deamon. It really changes him into a main event character. Time to go for another big Finn Push I think.

[Savio]

Wish it was Lashley vs Brock tonight.

[Droford]

Nananana hey hey hey goodbye

[Dark One]

Turns out this is actually building to a mixed tag match at THE FIRST EVER ALL WOMEN'S PPV WWE EVOLUTION WHERE 50 WOMEN SUPERSTARS FROM THE PAST AND PRESENT WILL ALL APPEAR

[Ezra]

Wait why wasn't Brie out there to even the odds instead of going out there for Rousey? Bitch. Take the dog, Birdie and the house Bryan.

[Emperor Smeat]

Oh no, Brie is going to start getting involved in Miz-Bryan storyline.

Everything big she gets involved with usually ends up becoming really bad in the end.

[Droford]

Daniel Bryan directly responsible for Ronda Rousey losing

[Jordan]

Bryan's backstage segments are always so much better than about everyone else. KO excluded.

[slik]

I think Shinsuke vs Jeff Hardy will be good

[GD]

Lol at the WWE Shop graphic

[OssMan]

Is Ronda Rousey playing?

[KIRA]

Uh-oh who's watching Birdy?

[slik]

Wish owenbrown would stop sending me HARASSING messages

just trying to watch SummerSlam! Triple A would you ask owenbrown to please stop harassing me??

[Droford]

Match isn't getting title match intros..hmm

[Gerard]

And here comes Japan's answer to Michael Jackson, without the kid fetishes.

[THE BIG DOG]

Maybe owen needs some inspiring messages from THE BIG DOG!

[Ezra]

Uh-oh who's watching Birdy?


John Cena. He isn't doing anything tonight.

[Jordan]

Shinsuke looks awesome in black pants vs red. I like it.

[Evil Vito]

Nakamura is a heel and a good one at that. Stop singing his theme you dolts.

[Emperor Smeat]

Nakamura not wearing leather pants feels weird.

[Triple A]

Wish owenbrown would stop sending me HARASSING messages

just trying to watch SummerSlam! Triple A would you ask owenbrown to please stop harassing me??

What's he sayin'?

[Jordan]

Shinsuke is feeling it tonight!

[Dark One]

Summerslam WEIRDOFF

[Evil Vito]

Match isn't getting title match intros..hmm

Only the WWE/Universal and Women's Titles get that on PPVs. Ditto for NXT last night. NXT/Women's titles got the intro, North American and Tag didn't.

[RP]

https://www.ewrestling.news/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/The-Boogeyman-1024x576.jpg

[Jordan]

I feel like I'm watching a Shinsuke resurgence right now.

[Bad News Gertner]

Becky Lynch would bump herself up to a 3/10 if she didn't have that gross UK accent. Makes her sound retarded.

[Droford]

Only the WWE/Universal and Women's Titles get that on PPVs. Ditto for NXT last night. NXT/Women's titles got the intro, North American and Tag didn't.

Coulda swore the IC title opener had em
.oh well

[Droford]

Legit no one really cares about this match

Lol

[Emperor Smeat]

According to someone at the event, the crowd for Miz-Bryan was a lot more active or louder than it came off on stream.

Seems WWE really is messing with the crowd mics to get it ready in time for the Reigns-Lesnar Boofest.