Official UK Big Brother 5 Thread

[Tornado]

Yeah, i'm not the biggest fan of BB, but last years thread seemed to do quite well.

So uhh yeah, what does everyone think of the housemates?
We got a couple of gays, a lesbian, and a transexual, plus the usual mix of complete tossers.

So yeah, Thougths?


Oh, and Marco must DIE...:mad:

[Rob]

I predict this series does the lowest ratings ever by the end of it. The "housemates" are a joke. They have totally alienated their audience by replacing the concept with 12 "normal" people playing for the prize with 12 freaks who nobody in their right mind wants to watch on TV.

I have zero intention of watching it. I say that every year except for one series, I have been drawn in by about the half way point mainly because my whole family watch it. This year every one of them who watched last night (I've only heard stories from them and read the front pages of papers to gather my opinion) says they are not watching this year.

They are trying to get sex in the house. Probably gonna be two blokes at it by the looks of things. That's what people wanna see though isn't it.

[Danny Electric]

I came in about 3am last night and gave it a watch. They all look like dicks. That Ahmed bloke looks like the odd one out. Didn't really look like he wanted to be there from what I saw.

[deathtrap]

There's a bisexual as well.

I reckon that thong guy will lose the task and spend his time there like he came in...or go with that Portugese girl

[Wengerland]

I saw the first guy,Marco or something,go into the house last night and then just turned over.

Read in the paper that they're also gonna make one person go the entire series with only their hand luggage.

[Scarface]

Already a two page spread on the shittyness in the sun, and the News of the world is the official big brother news paper. Time to start reading something less shit I guess.

How many more weeks of this shit do I have to put up with?

[Tornado]

Already a two page spread on the shittyness in the sun, and the News of the world is the official big brother news paper. Time to start reading something less shit I guess.

How many more weeks of this shit do I have to put up with?

10....

[Oxstar]

The house is full of freaks, I can't believe it, all you ever hear is OMG about 142345 times a day.

[Paranoid Rattlesnake]

SOMEONE FROM HULL IS IN

I DECLARE THEREFORE HE WILL WIN

[packt up]

Looks like they got the most off the wall people ever.

Kitten is a stupid bitch.

That is all for the moment.

[Paranoid Rattlesnake]

Kitten must leave

[The Ravishing One]

Kitten must leave

[The Ravishing One]

SOMEONE FROM HULL IS IN

I DECLARE THEREFORE HE WILL WIN

Whos from Hull?

[big_bluto]

Oh, and Marco must DIE...:mad:

:y:

How cool would it be if Marco got killed when the rest of the housemates picked up kitten and beat Marco to death with her, and she died?

Okay - not very cool.......

However, Marco really annoys the sh</>it out of me!
Kitten - total pain in the ass! I hope they sling her out of the door, and put the interview ban on her, like they did with everyone else who's been ejected!
:y:

[packt up]

This is like the shittest group of whiney penis' ever.

Apart from Victor he's funny what with all his gangster slang ya know wha I'm sayin'.

[Dazz]

They ruined it last year when they kept doing all this gay stuff for ratings. They have continued where they left off by doing more stuff this year and its just getting pathetic.

I am not going to watch it anymore, I watched the first three Big Brothers, and stopped watching the fourth when Jon Tickle came back into the house, not because I don't like him, but that was the point where they showed they were desperate for veiwers.

I agree with Rob, this will have the lowest viewers by the end of it.

[Sephiroth]

Just wondering which channell is BB 5 on?

Also any hot babes in BB 5? :shifty:

[Wengerland]

On channel 4,there's a few hot women in it.After about 2 days,one of them was alleged to have slept with a footballer,reported in the newspapers.

[Outsider]

MASSIVE UPDATE:

Michelle and Stuart have been kissing and getting very close....

Stuart is now on his way to ask Big Brother to turn the lights in the bedroom down!

[Danny Electric]

They're going to shag.
Lol.

[Outsider]

They're going to shag.
Lol.

They've cut to a garden shot, and now there is a lot of sighing and cover rustling.

Just come back on!

Can't see fuck all because of the covers. Lots of movement at that end.

Bugger, picture gone again. Big sigh, masculine.

Come back again. Lots of movement at that end of the cover. She's whispering something. Picture back. Side by side now, he was on top earlier.

Sounds more like pabting now. Damn pictures gone again. Lots of rustling.

.....someone else just coughed and I think they're a bit concious of not being alone in the room. Her breathing is loud.

THE WORD SHAG WAS JUST USED!

And I think she just said she was horny.

I can't hear a word of what they're saying, but they've stopped whatever they were doing. Don't think they shagged. Maybe with the amount of movement down there and where he was it was him using his hands on her.

See what BBLB and the papers say tomorrow...

[Danny Electric]

This shows how exciting a students life is.

[Outsider]

This shows how exciting a students life is.

Me and my housemate are glued to it.

We have an exam tomorrow.

I've done fuck all revision

[Dazz]

it is crap this year, your wasting your time.

[Outsider]

it is crap this year, your wasting your time.

No, last year was crap. This years actually rules.

And her hotpants that she wore to bed with him are by the side of the bed