ROMAN REIGNS FAN CLUB (PLEASE JOIN TO PRAISE DI BIG DOG)

[Choviko Man]

Mi suh happy dat him di champion of Raw! Di missus an mi smoke ganja an mek sweet luv inna fi wi bedroom. Joy to di world, di Big Dog ave arrive! Lang live mi samoan bredda, dis a yuh yard! Yuh di big dog now, Roman! Join di celebration!

[Choviko Man]

Maybe Noid wudda sign up eff dis did a Road Dogg fan club.

[Shisen Kopf]

Wooooo!

[Choviko Man]

Welcome bredda! let wi preach di gud word of di Big Dog.

[Choviko Man]

Wah di fuck wrong wid you? yuh nuh proud of di big dog representing di universe as di champion? yuh should be ashamed no ganja fi yuh bad man