Brie Bella is SDL! 8/28/2018

[rez]

That thread title is still better than anything RAW produced so fuck it

[Lock Jaw]

Tye Dillinger on "Aftermath" right now..... not sure if the show is live or not, but if it is, he might not be on the show tonight......

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">There’s always a chance <a href="https://twitter.com/WWEDanielBryan?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@WWEDanielBryan</a> punches <a href="https://twitter.com/mikethemiz?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@mikethemiz</a> in the face <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ReasonsToWatchSmackDown?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#ReasonsToWatchSmackDown</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/1034509199718449152?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 28, 2018</a></blockquote>
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[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">when dudes do run ins, do they ask the sound guy to hit his music while they run passed them or does the sound guy see the dude run passed and go “oh shit i better hit that dude’s song!”</p>&mdash; emil (@TheEmilJay) <a href="https://twitter.com/TheEmilJay/status/1034278270643130369?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 28, 2018</a></blockquote>
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[Savio]

And how do they know when they come through the crowd?

[Emperor Smeat]

Bootleg Stanley Cup looks really smallish.

[rez]

hahhaha oh yes

[Emperor Smeat]

:D King BOOKAHHHHH

[ClockShot]

Good even...…….

King Booker?

The fuck did I just walk into?

[slik]

King Booker has returned to SDLive

[rez]

this is a lot of chocolate in the ring at one time

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at Big E's royal name being just Big E

[Innovator]

Already better than RAW

[ClockShot]

OOOH OOOH OOOH!

ARE WE FINALLY GOING TO BREAK UP THE NEW DAY?!

I doubt it.

[ClockShot]

I miss Rowan & Harper already.

[KIRA]

King Booker that's it 10 out of 10 this show

[RP]

Did you just go full Saxton on me?

[Savio]

lol @ booker breaking character.

[rez]

i don't know what's going on. ahhh

[Innovator]

Bar vs Colons vs Chadd and Sex

[slik]

lol @ Big E's spinaroonie fail

[ClockShot]

Head says Agent Orange will win. Heart wants the Good Brothers.

[KIRA]

LMAO Epico and Primo still have a job with this company even in a tag team division as competitive as the one on Smackdown they are still pretty much nonexistent

[Savio]

Don't doubt The Colons, they are undefeated in 2018

[KIRA]

I have a new dream match that I want to see the Colones versus the Singh Brothers somebody book this match

[rez]

whoa. new tpww site layout is sleek.

[slik]

Carl Anderson looks so tiny next to Sheamus

[ClockShot]

Uh huh.

[Emperor Smeat]

Triple Threat tag match was pretty good.

[slik]

Byron Saxton looks like he wants Carmella to eat his asshole out

Just an observation!!

[Emperor Smeat]

This edited version of Becky's promo makes Charlotte look even worse than before for why The Beck is not the champ.

[slik]

Evil Beckie

[Savio]

The edited version is a lot better than the live version last week. Hope WWE is learning.

[slik]

RP would u let Becky Lynch eat your butthole???

[Savio]

When I think of a predator movie I don't think of a city setting.

[slik]

I think it's a suburbia setting to be even more specific

[slik]

Does anyone else say "Yes, It's Laminated" out loud during that M&M's commercial every time...

[rez]

When I think of a predator movie I don't think of a city setting.

Jason went into the city (and eventually space)

Leprechaun in the Hood..

That Halloween franchise that had the movie with the rapper

[ClockShot]

Does anyone else say "Yes, It's Laminated" out loud during that M&M's commercial every time...

YOU'RE HIRED!

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Gotta be a reason they won't say &quot;tag team tournament,&quot; right? Probably not</p>&mdash; Sean Ross Sapp of Fightful.com (@SeanRossSapp) <a href="https://twitter.com/SeanRossSapp/status/1034600614335004672?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 29, 2018</a></blockquote>
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[ClockShot]

There's other matches tonight?

Right?

[Savio]

Everyone is going in the cell

[KIRA]

Why doesn't Jeff just wear some kind of protective headgear to the ring that way Randy can't pull on his ear plug hole

[KIRA]

There's other matches tonight?

Right?

Do you know what even if there aren't this is still been good so far

[Emperor Smeat]

This running gag with R-Truth has been really great.

[rez]

Why doesn't Jeff just wear some kind of protective headgear to the ring that way Randy can't pull on his ear plug hole

Probably been playing too much Madden with AJ. Glad they weren't at that Jacksonville thing.

[KIRA]

Does anybody notice how at some point in the women's division everybody's gimmick is I'm responsible for the women's Revolution

[KIRA]

Dare we hope that Daniel Bryan has at least imparted some of his wrestling knowledge on to his wife so she won't be completely terrible

[Savio]

Naomi has the best body of all the wrestlers in the WWE.

[rez]

Another gimmicky PPV that just needs to go or have Oprah as guest referee

[rez]

Dare we hope that Daniel Bryan has at least imparted some of his wrestling knowledge on to his wife so she won't be completely terrible

You shush. The Bellas are goddesses.

[Innovator]

Here comes Bertha Faye reincarnate Peyton Royce

[KIRA]

You know if Naomi bait somebody into body-shaming her before this match she's guaranteed to win

[Savio]

Naomi has the best body of all the wrestlers in the WWE.

She's an awful wrestler though.

[Savio]

GREAT LOSS BY THE WOMENS BATTLE ROYAL WINNER!

[Emperor Smeat]

This Naomi vs IIConics feud isn't benefiting anyone.

[KIRA]

You shush. The Bellas are goddesses.

But they're just so bad

[Savio]

This Naomi vs IIConics feud isn't benefiting anyone.

It's benefiting the IIconics.

[Emperor Smeat]

Considering how low the bar is since the last mixed match involving Miz & a Bella, the Hell in a Cell match should easily shatter it.

[KIRA]

ugh rez you mean to tell me you're okay with that theme song

[Emperor Smeat]

It's benefiting the IIconics.

Not really. Pretty much hitting X-Pac or "go away" heat for their heel work.

Their shtick was a lot more effective and handled better in NXT.

[Savio]

"Talent is sexually transmitted"

[rez]

ugh rez you mean to tell me you're okay with that theme song

didn't hear it. just walked back into the room. who's?

[KIRA]

didn't hear it. just walked back into the room. who's?

BRIIIEEE MOOOOODE

[Savio]

Not really. Pretty much hitting X-Pac or "go away" heat for their heel work.

I don't disagree, their promos are awful.

[rez]

BRIIIEEE MOOOOODE

I <3 Brie Mode. It's a song now?

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol:

[Evil Vito]

Bryan/Almas was always going to happen eventually. Bryan was outspoken about wanting to wrestle in CMLL and NJPW. At least in Almas and Nakamura he can sorta simulate that.

[slik]

Dbry vs Almas baybay

[Emperor Smeat]

Paige should invest in a special GM camera like Baron did last night to make impromptu match announcements on the big screen.

[KIRA]

Jessica Jones Goth stunt double

[KIRA]

ohI <3 Brie Mode. It's a song now?

Oh come on now where you've had to hear that atrocity that is her theme song

You know what no I respect your opinion I'm just going to leave it at that

[Emperor Smeat]

Ouch at that chop.

[rez]

oh

Oh come on now where you've had to hear that atrocity that is her theme song

You know what no I respect your opinion I'm just going to leave it at that

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that? that's not so bad

[rez]

Paige should invest in a special GM camera like Baron did last night to make impromptu match announcements on the big screen.

I watched RAW highlights the last 2 weeks. Paige should def not copy anything Corbin did.

[KIRA]

*shudders*

[Innovator]

Mix and Maryse will probably come down to the ring, they should just go fuck in Bryan’s dressing room

[KIRA]

Paige should invest in a special GM camera like Baron did last night to make impromptu match announcements on the big screen.

Baron Corbin is a poor man's kane

[Emperor Smeat]

Trying to figure out if Bryan is repping the old Saturday Slam show colors or Seattle Seahawks colors.

Don't remember if the Slam show used any blue for its coloring.

[Emperor Smeat]

Will laugh if Miz & Maryse bring back the Total Bellas parody for this Bryan feud.

Was legit the best thing about the Miz/Mayrse vs Cena/Nikki feud.

[rez]

Peacock Flair ugh

[KIRA]

WWE you keep trying to make Charlotte Flair the good guy and all of this Becky still has a point Becky did nothing wrong

[rez]

I'm going to fully expect Dixie and Claire Lynch to be involved in this storyline at some point

[xrodmuc316]

Joe is amazing lol

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Joe's phone wasn't even on.

[rez]

Def not a fan of this feud outside of the ring...so TNA

[slik]

Hardy/Orton HIAC should be good/decent

[KIRA]

Hell in a Cell is really going to live up to its name this year it seems like every single match inside the cell

[Innovator]

I feel bad for Toronto having to listen to Carmella’s song for 6 minutes

[xrodmuc316]

We want Becky chant lol

[xrodmuc316]

Hell in a Cell is really going to live up to its name this year it seems like every single match inside the cell

Only Braun/Roman and Jeff/Randy are Hell in the Cell matches.

[slik]

"We Want Becky" chant

[Emperor Smeat]

With Graves yapping about Becky being the backstabber, WWE still has no clue why this Charlotte-Becky feud isn't going to work the way they want.

Pretty much risking making Charlotte into the female version of Reigns/Cena for crowd hatred the longer they stay on track.

[slik]

Carmella w/ a good hurricanrana off the top turnbuckle on Charlotte

[Savio]

Mella lasted longer than Asuka in the figure 8

[Emperor Smeat]

Ouch at no reaction to Charlotte winning.

:lol: crowd popping for The Beck's appearance

[Shisen Kopf]

Carmella's tits :y:

[rez]

I think Vince's dementia has merged his past memories of territories, current stock holders, and foreign countries.

[slik]

Crowd erupting for Becky attacking Charlotte again

"Let's Go Becky"

[Savio]

Smeat, the post match segment was hot.

[Innovator]

Top baby face in the company

[Savio]

Top baby face in the company

I am happy to see they didn't double down this week.

[xrodmuc316]

I think Vince's dementia has merged his past memories of territories, current stock holders, and foreign countries.

Maybe Vince is just deaf and doesn't hear Becky getting the loudest pop of the night.

[Emperor Smeat]

Smeat, the post match segment was hot.

Yeup, can tell Becky really means business since she said a bad word on tv.

Smartest thing to do would be to pull an Austin-Bret double turn at Hell in a Cell but doubt WWE cares. Don't even need Becky to go back to being a regular face, just keep that fire she has and make her more Austin-like overall.

[Emperor Smeat]

This 205 Live jobber looks like a reject version of Seth Rollins.

Actually probably more like what happens if you mixed Michael Hayes with Seth Rollins

[Lock Jaw]

A good episode of Smackdown overall.

<3 Becky Lynch

[Tom Guycott]

When I think of a predator movie I don't think of a city setting.

I do. A 90's "near future apocalypse" LA, to be exact. With Danny Glover. Who may or may not be too old for this shit.

[Tom Guycott]

Does anybody notice how at some point in the women's division everybody's gimmick is I'm responsible for the women's Revolution

And the only person they "called out" on not really being part of it thus adding an interesting wrinkle to the bit was unceremoniously released months ago.

[Savio]

Yeup, can tell Becky really means business since she said a bad word on tv.


Don't boil the segment down to one word, she had badass presence in the ring and feeling in her voice. Also the crowd was super hot for it. Even if you do boil it down to the word "bitch" delivered it better than wrestler usually deliver that line.

Only negative thing you could say is the punches looked weak.

[Tom Guycott]

We want Becky chant lol

"We Want Becky" chant

With Graves yapping about Becky being the backstabber, WWE still has no clue why this Charlotte-Becky feud isn't going to work the way they want.

Pretty much risking making Charlotte into the female version of Reigns/Cena for crowd hatred the longer they stay on track.

They're in Canada. Canada is "bizzaro world". :roll:

The thing that has gotten me about that distinction is the fact that it was popularized when you had the Hart Foundation (stable, not tag team) as heels, but they were cheered as Canadian heroes north of the border. It wasn't that there was indiscriminate cheering of heels in Canada, it was the idea of "boo the foreign devils" doesn't really work when you are in the nation that the "foreign devils" are from... and WWE felt the need to explain that away EVERY TIME they went to Canada while half the bad guys on the card were from there (or associated with).

The ironic cheering came much later, and even some of that has qualifiers. There's a difference between people cheering someone like James Ellsworth just because, people cheering Pete Dunne because people want to see more of him, and people cheering Finn Balor after he just stabbed three puppies to death after humping the same corpse HHH did, then doing a PPV in Ireland and expexting them to hate him.

[My Final Heaven]

Carmella's done on the main roster. She's going the way of her brethren Enzo & Cass now.
Two weeks ago she was the champ, now she's done her job of putting Charlotte over & they're already prepping her to be paired with R Truth :lol: Just think, 2 Women's MITB matches, James Ellsworth, a year of appearing & being built with the case - the Endgame she was going to serve all along was an example of "SEE, TOLD YOU CHARLOTTE'S BETTER."

[My Final Heaven]

I wonder if Mella & Asuka will be drinking buddies?

[Innovator]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Badass Becky Lynch <a href="https://t.co/COq0EhzJWm">pic.twitter.com/COq0EhzJWm</a></p>&mdash; Diva lover (@DivaCelebLover6) <a href="https://twitter.com/DivaCelebLover6/status/1034636007130521600?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 29, 2018</a></blockquote>
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[Ol Dirty Dastard]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Badass Becky Lynch <a href="https://t.co/COq0EhzJWm">pic.twitter.com/COq0EhzJWm</a></p>&mdash; Diva lover (@DivaCelebLover6) <a href="https://twitter.com/DivaCelebLover6/status/1034636007130521600?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 29, 2018</a></blockquote>
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I can hear Gertner gag.