Official 9/4/2018 Smackdown Live Thread featuring BRIE MODE

[Lock Jaw]

Since no one else has made it and the show is on now

[Droford]

Its apparently Casual Tuesday for Renee

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Brie do not dive on Maryse tonight or any night.

[ClockShot]

Why are the Miz and Maryse talking to an empty arena?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

If I was them I wouldn't point out what an empty arena looks like.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Why are the Miz and Maryse talking to an empty arena?

Brie and Daniel are talking to a mostly empty arena.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

EL IDOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[ClockShot]

Almas and Bryan to kick things off?

Let's go.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Mixed tag team match playa

[Lock Jaw]

Please don't let Almas talk

[rez]

Time for the heel roster to run out and attack DB/Brie!

[Savio]

Its Mini Rusev!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Its Mini Rusev!

That's Mexican Rusev.

[Savio]

Time for the heel roster to run out and attack DB/Brie!

If this was Raw Bryan would turn heel and Miz would help him attack AJ Styles.

[KIRA]

Okay who here wants to see Pete Dunne and Daniel Bryan

[Lock Jaw]

Pretty good match going on between these two again

[KIRA]

Pretty good match going on between these two again

Smackdown starting off with an A so far

[ClockShot]

Good shit going on during the commercial.

[ClockShot]

That was cool.

[Lock Jaw]

Good match

[ClockShot]

Nice opener.

[Lock Jaw]

Brie Bella activating BULLY MODE

[KIRA]

That was a super smooth way to cover up that spot

[Evil Vito]

Thought Brie was about to suicide dive again and let out an audible “nooooooo!!!!”

[ClockShot]

What'd Zelina do to you?

[Savio]

That knee looked rough

[Lock Jaw]

Bryan and Brie obviously going to the restaurant now

[Droford]

I smell a food fight

[KIRA]

I think I hate the Bellas

[Lock Jaw]

What'd Zelina do to you?

Brie hates ethnics

[Savio]

Guess DB and Brie are going to that resturant.

[rez]

I think I hate the Bellas

say what you want about nikki but brie is a goddess!

[Savio]

WWE built Asuka up so much to do nothing with her.

[KIRA]

get ready for Ric Flair spawn to be booed out of the building

[Savio]

get ready for Ric Flair spawn to be booed out of the building

Think it might be pre-taped

[KIRA]

WWE built Asuka up so much to do nothing with her.

Dont remind me I'm still hoping that Triple H's pissed off enough about that to do something about it I still believe she will be champion in time

[Emperor Smeat]

Missed everything so far, anything interesting happen?

[ClockShot]

get ready for Ric Flair spawn to be booed out of the building

Possibly.

But I think this is take 1 of the revised Becky/Charlotte storyline they're running with now.

[KIRA]

Think it might be pre-taped

Really crap.

Well get ready for canned cheers of flair that were really recorded back in 1991

[ClockShot]

Hey lady ref.

[ClockShot]

Separate locations.

They're right next to each other.

[Emperor Smeat]

This interview is doing nothing to help Charlotte's side of this feud.

[Lock Jaw]

Heel Becky has turned into one of WWE's best on the mic.... "IMHO"

[KIRA]

I love Becky so f****** much right now

[rez]

Work from home. Earn up to 2000 dollars a week! WWE Wrestling wants you!

[KIRA]

Yeah Becky you tell em what your name is

[Emperor Smeat]

A double turn really needs to happen for the Becky-Charlotte feud since nothing else is going to work.

[Lock Jaw]

Nay-omi or Nigh-omi

[KIRA]

Well we just saw Charlotte get destroyed verbally it was magnificent Kevin Dunn is a fool.

[Savio]

A double turn really needs to happen for the Becky-Charlotte feud since nothing else is going to work.

Turn them both heel?.... interesting

[KIRA]

How long until we get the Charlotte usually gets all kinds of cheers and usually Becky is the one that's Booed narrative

[ClockShot]

Shake that ass, Peyton.

[ClockShot]

I guess creative is drawing a blank with Naomi these days.

Same goes with the Iiconics, I guess.

[rez]

lol pretty good one

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Peyton lost her terrible individual theme song. Good.

[rez]

noooo meee

[Emperor Smeat]

Kind of sad that Peyton's biggest push so far on the main roster is only due to Meltzer making fun of Peyton's boob job.

IIconics went from doing basically nothing to being involved in an actual feud now.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

They found where Asuka was hiding?

[KIRA]

somebody tell me how is the iconic shtick any different from Carmella

[KIRA]

ASUKA!....oh no she's in a tag team feud.....

[Emperor Smeat]

Jeff Hardy's never been in a Hell in a Cell match before?

With everything he's done and as long of a career he's had, figured that would have happened before.

[KIRA]

I like help even though the cell is meant to hold in the competitor is the selling point to it now is them getting out of the cell

[KIRA]

Jeff Hardy's never been in a Hell in a Cell match before?

With everything he's done and as long of a career he's had, figured that would have happened before.

Nope somehow it just never came up do you think he would be a shoo-in

[Lock Jaw]

Peyton lost her terrible individual theme song. Good.

I liked her song more than Billie Kay's......

[erickman]

Jeff Hardy's never been in a Hell in a Cell match before?

With everything he's done and as long of a career he's had, figured that would have happened before.

yeah I was surprised at that I guess he was at tna or hurt at the times of the other hell in a cells.

[KIRA]

Wait a minute there advertising that you can now change the color of their merchandise shirts that's kind of sad

[rez]

bhwahhaha

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: R-Truth

[Lock Jaw]

OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH WEEEEEEENNNDDDDYYYYYYY

[slik]

Bryan vs Almas was good

[rez]

This has been mostly a family affairs episode so far.

[slik]

Asuka chants -- she's still over

Becky chants -- supermegaface!

[slik]

I think the IIconics are good at their roles

[slik]

R-Truth is legit hilarious on SDLive

[Emperor Smeat]

Nice of Joe to keep his promise of letting Styles be around his family more often.

[Evil Vito]

Time for another pull apart brawl.

[Lock Jaw]

Viscous run into the stairs

[Lock Jaw]

AJ attacked an official! 30 day suspension!

[Emperor Smeat]

Ouch at Styles landing on the head of one of the refs.

[erickman]

paige stops it herself

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at the "other Carmella"

[Evil Vito]

"He means Maryse"
"Nah - Maurice is my cousin from Detroit"

[Emperor Smeat]

OMG WWE nailed the payoff to something being really great for once.

Whoever wrote these R-Truth segments and payoff needs a raise.

[Droford]

Tyson Dillinger sounds better

[slik]

Tye really bad actor

[KIRA]

So this was all a Gambit by R-Truth nice very nice it's a little sloppy when you really think about it because our truth would have had to take into account a lot variables but whatever still funny

[Lock Jaw]

Missed The Usos......

[slik]

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[Lock Jaw]

Sanity entrance not as "vomit inducing" as last I saw it...... Still not good, but maybe that was the plan..... make it terrible, then make it less bad so I accept it.....

[Savio]

Love this entrance (Rusev Day)

[Lock Jaw]

Was wondering how long until they made Killian Dain not wrestle shirtless......

[Savio]

Hope they give it to Sanity

[slik]

Sanity prob going to job instead

[Savio]

Dane looks like he smells

[slik]

Sanity prob going to job instead

[KIRA]

For the first few seconds it look like the bar was being filmed somewhere else completely

[slik]

I think Sanity has only won one match since being called up

[KIRA]

Was wondering how long until they made Killian Dain not wrestle shirtless......

For most people there things like a change of Music a change of ring gear that can really Elevate them for Killian Dain I bet it's shaving his back

[KIRA]

Also let's be honest sanity is nothing without Nikki cross she almost makes the group

[KIRA]

Yes mixed match challenge

[Lock Jaw]

Hate The Miz's current look...... and this is coming off probably his "best look", with the longer hair and the black coat....... this look is very much a "step backwards" for him and makes me take him "less seriously"......

[Savio]

Hate The Miz's current look...... and this is coming off probably his "best look", with the longer hair and the black coat....... this look is very much a "step backwards" for him and makes me take him "less seriously"......

Hitler Youth Miz?

I also liked that look.

[KIRA]

Okay I'm impressed she did that moon walk in heels

[rez]

Hitler Youth Miz?

I also liked that look.

Maryse gave up being Ann Frank to becoming Carmella

[slik]

Miz wearing very DBry dark red colored tights

[slik]

Burgundy, if you will

[Emperor Smeat]

:eek: R-Truth won a main event match

[rez]

Decent

[Savio]

Fuck the purge is about to commence? Miz Get out of there!

[slik]

This thread is now about THE PURGE

[rez]

Big horror fan but haven't watched a single minute of a Purge movie. It seems like smut in today's age.

[Emperor Smeat]

Hope WWE does an actual Bryan vs El Idolo feud once all the Brie stuff is over with.

Still really odd how Brie got the Cena treatment in regards to free agency.

[slik]

Is Miquel really looking for his sister or did he know she checked out of the facility months ago???

TRUST NO ONE on Purge Night

[slik]

Why is that man stocking up on megapacks of toilet paper on Purge night...what is he purging...

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Why would anyone actually care about losing via distraction roll up if it's not a title match, particularly since "wins and losses don't matter"?

"OH MY GOD YOU DISTRACTED MY AND I GOT SCHOOLBOYED AND DIDN'T GET HURT. THIS MEANS WAR"

[slik]

This Uber driver seems really shifty...

[slik]

Ohhh we got our first twist

[slik]

This Miquel dude might not want to agitate a group of strangers minutes before The Purge starts

[slik]

The first episode of the purge was great. Everything being set up, lots more secrets to unfold now that the Purge has commenced.

[Tom Guycott]

Heel Becky has turned into one of WWE's best on the mic.... "IMHO"

"BUT I HATE HOW SHE SOUNDS! WE SHOULD PUT A BLUE DOT OVER HER VOICE!!!"

[Tom Guycott]

Kind of sad that Peyton's biggest push so far on the main roster is only due to Meltzer making fun of Peyton's boob job.

IIconics went from doing basically nothing to being involved in an actual feud now.

Between nobody being able to draw 10,000 leading to ALL IN and tit shaming leading to a push, Meltzer apparently needs to make more dismissive comments to cause shit to get done in the wrestling biz.

[Tom Guycott]

For most people there things like a change of Music a change of ring gear that can really Elevate them for Killian Dain I bet it's shaving his back

It temporarily worked for Albert that one time. Hell, he got chants about it.

[Tom Guycott]

Maryse gave up being Ann Frank to becoming Carmella

"... you mean Helen Keller?"

[Innovator]

Lass Ingobernables

[Innovator]

So was that stiff as fuck knee to Zelina called Knee Mode or the Brie Trigger?

[Innovator]

-Brie +
-Briemaya
-Brieshasa
-Brie Bella's Version of the Knee that Beat John Cena

[Anybody Thrilla]

I liked her song more than Billie Kay's......

This is the worst post in the history of our sport. Billie's theme is fire.

[Big Vic]

I do think Truth should have lost, but it didn't quite matter.

[Lock Jaw]

This is the worst post in the history of our sport. Billie's theme is fire.

I like it too.... just liked Peyton's theme more.....

[Evil Vito]

Knowing WWE's love of stereotypes, we should just be glad the Iiconics don't walk out to didgeridoo music.

[Innovator]

No Land Down Under either, sadly.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Wait a minute there advertising that you can now change the color of their merchandise shirts that's kind of sad

What's sad about customization? I think an orange and black Dean Ambrose hoodie would be dope, for instance.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I almost got Purge spoilers in here too. You guys are really something special.

[Lock Jaw]

To be fair, only slik was talking about it, so not really "you guys" in this case.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Sorry, what I should have said was FUCK YOU SLIK, but that never seems to resonate with him.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I do think Truth should have lost, but it didn't quite matter.

It's kinda like when the Brooklyn Brawler beat Triple H on Smackdown.

[Savio]

Or Shelton beating HHH on Raw.

Perhaps it will lead to Truth getting a US title shot though.... Nak is free.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Fuck it, why not? Truth has been pretty entertaining as of late, and he can definitely still go. I certainly wouldn't have him WIN the title, but one last run would be fine, I think.