SDL 9/11/18 - featuring the main event of Brie Bella vs. Maryse

[Savio]

Can't wait for the main event!!!! :eek: :D

[rez]

hubba hubba

[ClockShot]

Must be Road Dogg's doing if he's putting Maryse and Brie as the main event and putting a match worthy of the main event, Jeff Hardy/Nakamura as the opener.

The other theory is they're totally pandering to Miz & Mrs.

[KIRA]

Maryse and Brie
where is that cyanide pill?

[ClockShot]

Maryse and Brie
where is that cyanide pill?

Channel up or down on your remote is much safer.

[KIRA]

Channel up or down on your remote is much safer.

Yeah but see I don't want to live in a world where this actually took place so changing the channel wouldn't matter

[Emperor Smeat]

Hardy vs Nakamura was good.

[KIRA]

Little known fact Jeff Hardy also paints eyes on his eyelids when he's pretending to listen to his wife

[ClockShot]

When I was a kid, a chair shot kept your ass down and out on the canvas.

That was just pathetic.

[ClockShot]

Who's the new girl?

[ClockShot]

And where's Charly? I'd figure she'd be working double time with Renee at the table now.

[xrodmuc316]

Maryse is so pretty

[KIRA]

The WWE might be the only company that I can think of at least where becoming Champion actually makes you a weaker opponent

[Evil Vito]

Christ almighty Maryse is hot

[KIRA]

If we count the years she was gone before that baby how long would that be

[Lock Jaw]

Hardy having good matches as of late..... move to Smackdown has definitely been good for him.....

They should still give him his singles theme back..... they used it in a YouTube video recently, so they must still have the "rights"......

[Savio]

I really liked Jeff Hardy's paint today

[KIRA]

Getting ready for more switchblade Becky

[ClockShot]

What is with the empty arena stuff?

Miz and Maryse last week, Styles tonight.

[Lock Jaw]

Weekly Smackdown Empty Arena Promo

[KIRA]

What is with the empty arena stuff?

Miz and Maryse last week, Styles tonight.

Yeah I've been wondering I guess it comes across as more personal somehow I don't know

[ClockShot]

Was looking forward to this Samoa Joe/A.J. Styles feud.

Then stupid creative decided to "make it personal" and "involve family".

Just want it to end now.

[Emperor Smeat]

What is with the empty arena stuff?

Miz and Maryse last week, Styles tonight.
Practice for the future?

Smackdown has been struggling badly with attendance for a long while.

[KIRA]

Becky has skyrocketed

[Lock Jaw]

Becky has skyrocketed

SHE'S LOADED THE SPACESHIP WITH THE ROCKET FUEL!!!

[Mr. Nerfect]

Practice for the future?

Smackdown has been struggling badly with attendance for a long while.

You beat me and my "it was a live promo" line to the punch.

[ClockShot]

Sonya needs better music.

[Lock Jaw]

I like Sonya Deville's theme......

[Lock Jaw]

Just need to make people actually care about her at all

[Emperor Smeat]

Would have figured with the time Deville has been off of Smackdown, they would have gotten rid of the seizure-inducing lights for her entrance.

[Lock Jaw]

I could see Sonya maybe "doing good" as a "underdog face" against Shayna Bayzler

[Emperor Smeat]

Just need to make people actually care about her at all

She needs a gimmick change pronto since she got quickly overshadowed by Ronda and Baszler with the MMA gimmick.

Only going to get worse for her once the other 2 MMA Horsewomen start to show up on tv.

[Emperor Smeat]

Ouch at that botch by Charlotte.

[Savio]

Sonya lasted longer in the figure 8 than Asuka

[Emperor Smeat]

Becky has a better crazy killer look than Ronda has.

[Lock Jaw]

:heart: Becky

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at Joe's book

[Savio]

Eddies bedtime stories?

[Savio]

Is Joe the father to Dominic?

[KIRA]

I do like how in the cases of Roman Reigns and Charlotte Flair the WWE doesn't realize that they come off like complete Pricks

[Savio]

Samoa Joe went to a publisher/illustrator......

[KIRA]

I would legit listen to an entire audio book of Joe talking, like this about Styles family

[KIRA]

Samoa Joe went to a publisher/illustrator......

Promos, drawing, children's story books Samoa Joe does it all baby.

[Lock Jaw]

Sheamus theme the best

[xrodmuc316]

I would legit listen to an entire audio book of Joe talking, like this about Styles family

Can you imagine how big of a star somebody like Bobby Lashley would be if he sounded like Samoa Joe and not a kid trying to make his voice sound deeper lol

[Lock Jaw]

Aidan English making Sheamus seem tan

[Mr. Nerfect]

The Styles/Joe stuff sounded good for an angle, but they do seem to beat things into the fucking ground, don't they? Just like Nakamura and the low blows. At some point you'd think AJ would have had time to go home, kiss his wife, hug his kids, have a beer and get his head around what Joe is trying to do. Just like you'd think AJ Styles would have eventually started wearing a cup.

I think things like this subconsciously bury WWE to potential casual audiences.

[Emperor Smeat]

:y: Rusev Day one step closer to getting Tag gold.

[Lock Jaw]

Battle of The Days

[KIRA]

Can you imagine how big of a star somebody like Bobby Lashley would be if he sounded like Samoa Joe and not a kid trying to make his voice sound deeper lol

It's funny that two guys Vince saw such a massive future for Brock Lesnar and Bobby Lashley are these huge dudes but they have these tiny tiny voices

[Lock Jaw]

So.... Carmella is a face valet now?

[KIRA]

Battle of The Days

That's a good name for a band or a song or an album

[rez]

haha. I can get behind R Truth and Carmella

[Emperor Smeat]

Carmella's face turn has been pretty odd so far.

[rez]

wut the fuq have they done to Asuka

[Lock Jaw]

Asuka wacky misunderstood foreigner mode activate

[Emperor Smeat]

:| at making Asuka more of a buffoon than before.

Main event of Brie vs Maryse is getting this much time doesn't sound like a good idea at all.

[KIRA]

Why won't Vince McMahon die what did he do to Asuka

[Lock Jaw]

Ooooooh oui

[Emperor Smeat]

This is legit one of the worst ever main events and that's saying something considering how little wrestling actually occurred.

[Emperor Smeat]

Finally something great happened and it didn't involve Maryse or Brie (well sort of).

[rez]

I hope Miz's mother in law annoys the shit out of him tonight or something

[Savio]

I hope Miz's mother in law annoys the shit out of him tonight or something

It's the purge

[Volare]

1 2/3 pages for Smackdown.....damn. Guess I didn't miss much.

[Tom Guycott]

I could see Sonya maybe "doing good" as a "underdog face" against Shayna Bayzler

This is WWE booking we are talking about. She will be fed to The Queen of Spades in a one-off squash match and that will be that.

[Savio]

And then Charlotte will lose a non-title match to Peyton Royce

[Innovator]

Getting ready for more switchblade Becky

Knife Pervert Becky

[Innovator]

https://i.imgur.com/mxZAOu9.jpg

[Big Vic]

Thats pretty cool, I wonder how long she was there.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Yeah, was she talking to people and cheering and stuff?

[Innovator]

I won't lie, dig the black hair

[Anybody Thrilla]

Same. If I was standing next to that chick, I would have for sure tried to make SOME sort of conversation, because I am a pervert.

[Lock Jaw]

I'd get undercover with Undercover Becky

[Anybody Thrilla]

Ohhhh, I like how you said that.

[Evil Vito]

A new entry to add to my ever growing list of threesome fantasies:

Becky Lynch and Undercover Becky Lynch