Raw Thread - 9/17/18 - Hell in a Cell fallout...The Deadman Returneth!

[Emperor Smeat]

The more they keep saying Crown Jewel, the dumber it keeps sounding for an event.

Maybe if it was Crown Jewels instead but not really feeling that name either.

[slik]

Braun gonna murder Corbin

[Jordan]

I wonder how much WWE pay's Joan Jett for Bad Reputation?

Also and sincerely this is Corbin's chance to step it up to the big time. He's been bringing it with the character lately, let's see if he add anything to his in ring performance.

LOL "I KNOW YOU SUCK AND I KNOW I CAN KILL YOU". I love Braun.

[Dark One]

The more they keep saying Crown Jewel, the dumber it keeps sounding for an event.

Maybe if it was Crown Jewels instead but not really feeling that name either.

WWE GREATEST BALLS OF FIRE

Way better

[Jordan]

This thread used to be poppin with members every Monday. Man they've really killed off a lot of viewers.

[Jordan]

WWE GREATEST BALLS OF FIRE

Way better

Did you say that earlier and I missed it?

Greatest Balls of Fire is FIRE.

[slik]

Have only been catching bits and pieces

How would everyone rank the show so far?

[rez]

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WWE's Crown Jewel PPV
"Touch nothing but the lamp!"

[KIRA]

Oh my God I just realized there's going to be some six man tag down the road with Ronda Rousey and the Bella twins Who the hell's going to carry that team it damn sure ain't Rhonda and the bells are even worse

[Jordan]

Have only been catching bits and pieces

How would everyone rank the show so far?

It's just so slow. But I enjoyed the opening segment, Taker, Drew/Ambrose and Seth/Doph and also that segment with Ronda but still feels slow.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Have only been catching bits and pieces

How would everyone rank the show so far?

I'd give it a solid B, really.

[Dark One]

Did you say that earlier and I missed it?

Greatest Balls of Fire is FIRE.

Yeah.

They should probably just sub it in for the name of all of their shows.

[Anybody Thrilla]

So weird having a heel musical act that doesn't actually suck at music.

[Emperor Smeat]

WWE GREATEST BALLS OF FIRE

Way better

They should just call every Saudi show the "Greatest" something.

Greatest Money in the Bank, Greatest Bash at the <s>Beach</s> Desert, Greatest SummerFest, etc.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Yeah.

They should probably just sub it in for the name of all of their shows.

Everyone is searching for their Greatest Balls of Fire moment.

[Dark One]

"I know how bad this show can be before Elias shows up."

On Reddit in a few minutes: ELIAS SHOOTS HARD ON RAW'S QUALITY

[KIRA]

Yep bellas and Ronda Rousey six man tag the nightmare is real

[Dark One]

Everyone is searching for their Greatest Balls of Fire moment.

GREATEST BALLS OF FIRE is the on time a year where Raw and Smackdown superstars go balls to balls in the desert.

[Anybody Thrilla]

OK, I love this.

[rez]

who's this

[Jordan]

GREATEST BALLS OF FIRE is the on time a year where Raw and Smackdown superstars go balls to balls in the desert.

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

[KIRA]

I swear I always forget about Bobby Lashley until his name is called that cannot be a good sign for his career

[Anybody Thrilla]

Hahahahahahahahaha

[Anybody Thrilla]

who's this

Lio Rush

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Elias

[slik]

Lio Rush sounds like Goofy

[KIRA]

ahh Leo

[Dark One]

Still waiting for that Bobby Lashley "MY MAN" shirt

Literally just going to say "MY MAN" in 12 pt Arial in the front and then "Bobby Lashley" on the back.

[Dark One]

MY MAN

[Jordan]

I liked Lio.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I keep telling people that Lio is dope.

[Emperor Smeat]

Never noticed until now but Lashley's entrance video on the small stage screen looks like its just a gif.

Like something from WWF No Mercy or Wrestlemania 2000 N64 game but in much higher quality.

[xrodmuc316]

I can't wait until Lio Rush gets fired again for making a Kobe Bryant rape joke like the last time WWE had this character on tv =)

[rez]

hahah nice

[Anybody Thrilla]

Hahahahahahaha yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at Lashley saving Lio from harm only to use him as a weapon shortly afterwards.

[KIRA]

Lio Rush has hops for days

[Jordan]

Good segment for Lio.

[slik]

Lio came across great once he stopped talking and started doing cool athletic stuff

[KIRA]

Mein FUHER!

[slik]

He needs to tone down the 'Oh Gorsh' laugh in the future though


Thiking about A Goofy Movie now...love that movie

[Anybody Thrilla]

Are you trying to voice shame Lio Rush?

I think it works for him because he even SOUNDS like a smaller person. Which he is.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Trish in those suspenders...so hot.

[slik]

Is Drake Maverick a 'good wrestler'

If AOP got in Bobby Lashley's face and they had Lashley/Lio vs AOP/Maverick would it 'be good'???

[Anybody Thrilla]

How can anyone give a fuck about Nia Jax anymore?

And is she a face again now? She's like the female Big Show.

[slik]

I forgot about Nia tbh

[Anybody Thrilla]

Is Drake Maverick a 'good wrestler'

If AOP got in Bobby Lashley's face and they had Lashley/Lio vs AOP/Maverick would it 'be good'???

He can hold his own, but he's not going to light the world on fire.

Lio Rush is VERY good, though.

[slik]

Nia is not like most tag partners

[KIRA]

Ember Moon should have gone to SmackDown if they were just going to stick on a tag team that way she could have been with Asuka and at least that team-up would have made sense

[KIRA]

Yay all your favorites back in action at evolution but Vince McMahon is booking the show supposedly so you know skip it

[Jordan]

Is Drake Maverick a 'good wrestler'

If AOP got in Bobby Lashley's face and they had Lashley/Lio vs AOP/Maverick would it 'be good'???

Yeah he's good.

[xrodmuc316]

He can hold his own, but he's not going to light the world on fire.

Lio Rush is VERY good, though.

This made me remember Drake got beat by a 1 year old lol

WONDERFUL

[Emperor Smeat]

Women's tag match was pretty good

[Anybody Thrilla]

Oh fuck off with that award.

[KIRA]

I was half hoping Nia would get in the ring and do the earthquakeearthquake stomp before she attacked

[KIRA]

Ember Moon should have gone to SmackDown if they were just going to stick on a tag team that way she could have been with Asuka and at least that team-up would have made sense

[Emperor Smeat]

The ref with Corbin looks like he just got out of a tanning bed to do this segment.

[KIRA]

So she won an award for doing exactly nothing

[Anybody Thrilla]

I was half hoping Nia would get in the ring and do the earthquakeearthquake stomp before she attacked

I probably would mark out for that.

[slik]

I see Drake Maverick's life has improved since coming to the WWE


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[slik]

I was half hoping Nia would get in the ring and do the earthquakeearthquake stomp before she attacked

I would mark tbh

[Anybody Thrilla]

I probably would mark out for that.

I would mark tbh

:mad:

[Anybody Thrilla]

Are they going to try and make Reigns a "fighting champion" or something? Is he defending against Mojo Rawley next week?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Damn, Corbin is quick.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Just realized a couple weeks ago that the Corbin 'slide out of the ring/slide back in/clothesline' was lifted from the Big Bossman.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at the commercial botch

[slik]

I believe a fan has entered the ring and attacked Roman. He appears to have just gotten off a busy shift at Applebees.

[Jordan]

I believe a fan has entered the ring and attacked Roman. He appears to have just gotten off a busy shift at Applebees.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Anybody Thrilla]

Not even a server, but a host.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I would like to see a disgruntled service industry employee gimmick.

[Evil Vito]

lol imagine Corbin winning clean as a whistle and then it turns out Roman got suspended again

[Dark One]

lol imagine Corbin winning clean as a whistle and then it turns out Roman got suspended again

Don't you put that voodoo out there.

[Emperor Smeat]

I would like to see a disgruntled service industry employee gimmick.

Trying to figure how that would even work without being really dumb.

Like IRS worked because of the negative stereotype of tax collectors and the Repo Man because of negative view of that job.

[Anybody Thrilla]

It would most certainly be really dumb.

[Anybody Thrilla]

"I couldn't punch any of my customers at work in the face tonight...but YOU are a different story!" :mad:

[Anybody Thrilla]

Oh wait, I just remembered I'm the general manager.

[Dark One]

What a shock

[Evil Vito]

lol I want him to get pinned and then re-start it as 2 out of 3 falls

[Emperor Smeat]

Will laugh if Corbin loses again and just changes the match to an I Quit or something else again.

[Evil Vito]

I gotta say, the roll under the ring, duck the clothesline, tease the Spear into the Deep Six spot was pretty cool

[Emperor Smeat]

This is the most cheered Corbin has ever gotten in a match and all it took was to put him in the ring against the most booed man in WWE today.

[Dark One]

This is the most cheered Corbin has ever gotten in a match and all it took was to put him in the ring against the most booed man in WWE today.

They're just saying GOOOOOOO reigns

[Emperor Smeat]

Well that was useless in the end.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Not a bad match, if not a bit clusterfucky.

[Emperor Smeat]

Like late WCW era levels of overdone shenanigans for Reigns booking the past 2 days.

[Dark One]

Well that was useless in the end.

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[KIRA]

well that happened tuning in tomorrow to see Stone Cold Becky take her rightful place at the top of the mountain and once again get down on my knees and pray to God that Asuka gets Justice and Nakamura has a match

[Anybody Thrilla]

Nakamura v. Rusev for the US title has already been announced for tomorrow.

[Volare]

Becky?? Rusev Day?? AJ/Joe still going on??

IM IN!!

[Tom Guycott]

Imagine how good a prime Hogan vs Braun Strowman would have been.

They would sound exactly the same

Braun & Hogan vs Ric Flair & Jay Lethal in a tag-team promo match; with the stipulation that the fans can only listen and guess who's currently talking.

[Jordan]

I enjoyed Roman and Corbin minus the 3 minute chin lock. Well whatever that was, was the worst "submission" of all time. He was just holding his chin and had his other arm behind his head. Made no sense.

[Jordan]

I'm pumped for Super Show Down. We will get a classic Shield Six Man vs DOGS OF WAR, another 6 person with Ronda and Riott Squad, should be choreographed well. WWE does trios the best when they give them time. The culmination of Joe and AJ, NO HOLDS BARRED. Plus Taker and HHH with their boys outside providing much drama! Should be a fun show!

Then going forward I'm already pumped for CROWN JEWEL. Great main event with the Universal Triple Threat. The rumored return of HBK to team with his boy HHH against The Brothers of Destruction and the first WWE main eventers tournament since THE WRESTLING CLASSIC or WM 4. I am a mark for tournies bro. I hope the crowd is into the show but regardless, I will be!

[slik]

I think SSD will be good too.

I think CJ will hopefully be good, I enjoyed the GRR match -- I just hope the crowd is more lively. I got super annoyed when people were standing around chatting and walking around instead of watching the show during GRR.