Smackdown Live 9/25/18 - "The road to 'Super Showdown/Crown Jewel/Evolution' continues"

[Savio]

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With less than two weeks until their No Count-Out, No Disqualification Match for the WWE Championship at WWE Super Show-Down, where there must be a winner, AJ Styles and Samoa Joe will sign the contract to make their Melbourne match official. Will these two competitors be able to occupy the same space without breaking out into a brawl?

No Count-Out, No Disqualification Match sure would have solved the AJ/Joe issue at HIAC :roll:

[DAMN iNATOR]

I'm hyped for Truth TV.

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">A contract signing between <a href="https://twitter.com/SamoaJoe?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@SamoaJoe</a> &amp; <a href="https://twitter.com/AJStylesOrg?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@AJStylesOrg</a> for their match in Australia. Since it's in Australia the loser will be kicked in the ass with a giant boot. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ReasonsToWatchSmackDown?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#ReasonsToWatchSmackDown</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/1044667371275919361?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 25, 2018</a></blockquote>
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[ClockShot]

Did a bucket of paint fall on Carmella's hair?

[rez]

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[Evil Vito]

Carmella being a face doesn’t feel right

[ClockShot]

I hope this goes off the rails and R-Truth starts rambling conspiracy theories.

Being Truth TV and all.

[rez]

is that Ariana Grande's not as attractive taller sister?

[DAMN iNATOR]

Disappointed this wasn't a 5 or 10 minute rant about spiders.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at the "other Carmella" line

[ClockShot]

Okay then.

[KIRA]

R-Truth looks good in glasses

[DAMN iNATOR]

is that Ariana Grande's not as attractive taller sister?

Strike one. You've been warned.

[KIRA]

In heels Carmela really

[ClockShot]

Ninja Miz.

Been a while.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol:

[rez]

interrupt him with another dance

[KIRA]

Ninja Miz.

Been a while.

Even though he's the Hokage he still retains membership in the anbu Black Ops

[Emperor Smeat]

:n: at Miz getting the animal segment yanked

[ClockShot]

:rofl:

Banded.

[KIRA]

I hope I have R-Truth washboard abs going into my 50s

[ClockShot]

Paige looks great tonight.

[DAMN iNATOR]

If this were 2012 and Miz and Truth were still a team would they co-host the show as "Awesome Truth TV"?

[ClockShot]

Welp. So much for that dream.

[Emperor Smeat]

Miz might have pulled off the slowest running knee move ever.

[ClockShot]

FUCK HER UP!

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at the photographer still taking pictures during Stone Cold Becky's assault.

No matter how hard WWE tries, they are going to fail miserably trying to get the crowd on Charlotte's side. Pretty much the women's version of their problems with Reigns.

[KIRA]

badlass becky

[ClockShot]

Ring the bell already.

[Emperor Smeat]

:| at that Big E joke. Going need to bleach my brain to get rid of any mental images.

[Savio]

:| at that Big E joke. Going need to bleach my brain to get rid of any mental images.
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[rez]

RUSEV DAYYYYY... dead :(

[DAMN iNATOR]

Why, Aiden, Why?! :'(

[xrodmuc316]

I'm hyped for Truth TV.

It's amazing how much more over R-Truth is than Roman Reigns

[Savio]

I dunno if it's because of Lanas boobs but her shirt seems like it's cheaply made.

[Emperor Smeat]

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[Savio]

lol

[Emperor Smeat]

Rusev probably going to push for Aiden to get executed at Crown Jewel for his treasonous actions against Rusev Day.

[KIRA]

Every f****** villain in this company has the very same reason for being a heel it's pathetic

Randy Orton got sick of the people

Stone Cold Becky tried to turn on the people and they won't let her

And now Aiden English

[Emperor Smeat]

:'( all those Rusev Day happy memories now gone because of the wedge that dastardly Lana drove into RuRu's and Aiden's relationship.

[Savio]

I thought they were going to call back to Lana wanting to drop Aiden.

[Emperor Smeat]

Lana's gift of giving Rusev a tank was useless since he didn't flatten Cena with it and also lost at Mania.

[rez]

ONE NIGHT IN MILWAUKEE?

[Emperor Smeat]

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[RP]

One Night in Lana

[Evil Vito]

As sad as I am to see the team end, I’m happy Aiden English is getting a chance to do something as a singles guy.

[Savio]

I don't like how WWE pushes "sleazy Lana" story lines.

[Savio]

As sad as I am to see the team end, I’m happy Aiden English is getting a chance to do something as a singles guy.

I don't think either man will benefit from the breakup

[Savio]

My goodness all that glitter

[Droford]

Team TNA

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol:

[rez]

I hope the XFL fails again because of what Vince has done to Asuka

[rez]

I always forget about these gals

[Evil Vito]

Mandy Rose makes me wet

[Emperor Smeat]

Either WWE smartly got rid of the blur effect for Mandy's entrance or someone forgot to flip the switch back after the cut to the IIconics.

[KIRA]

Why are they holding hands while they're sitting down that's just weird

[Anybody Thrilla]

They're that good of friends, KIRA. Shut up.

Also, my DVR fucked up, so I'm just tuning in at the end of the womens tag. What have I missed?

[RP]

They're that good of friends, KIRA. Shut up.

Also, my DVR fucked up, so I'm just tuning in at the end of the womens tag. What have I missed?

Lana fucked Aiden English

[rez]

They're that good of friends, KIRA. Shut up.

Also, my DVR fucked up, so I'm just tuning in at the end of the womens tag. What have I missed?

Truth TV, Stone Cold Becky backstage, and Rusev Day drama...about it

[Anybody Thrilla]

No, but really.

[rez]

still dig the nak theme remix

[Emperor Smeat]

They're that good of friends, KIRA. Shut up.

Also, my DVR fucked up, so I'm just tuning in at the end of the womens tag. What have I missed?

Aiden made a strong case why Lana is the sole reason why Rusev Day broke up ... and him having a one night stand with Lana.

[rez]

Aiden made a strong case why Lana is the sole reason why Rusev Day broke up ... and him having a one night stand with Lana.

in Milwaukee.

[Anybody Thrilla]

So they're really saying he fucked Lana? For real? Like one hundred?

[rez]

So they're really saying he fucked Lana? For real? Like one hundred?

either leaving it ambiguous...or wwe being wwe. who knows

[Anybody Thrilla]

I keep forgetting that Orton is on this show, but I get hyped when he shows up.

[rez]

Orton about to pierce the perfect 10's nipples.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Oh damn, that was brutal.

[KIRA]

:shifty:They're that good of friends, KIRA. Shut up.

Also, my DVR fucked up, so I'm just tuning in at the end of the womens tag. What have I missed?

[Emperor Smeat]

Ouch at Tye's head

[Anybody Thrilla]

Have I already missed El Idolo con Zelina Vega?

[KIRA]

I keep wondering was Dillinger always destined to be a Java or did he piss somebody off

[rez]

Rusev..don't believe her Johnny Depp accent confused Milwaukee Bucks ass.

[Savio]

Loved Beckys backstage segment.

[Savio]

I keep wondering was Dillinger always destined to be a Java or did he piss somebody off

Love How KIRA uses talk-to-text

[Emperor Smeat]

So they're really saying he fucked Lana? For real? Like one hundred?

Either that or its going to be one hell of a swerve with it being RuRu instead for Aiden's one night stand.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I keep wondering was Dillinger always destined to be a Java or did he piss somebody off

I mean, he was a jobber during his entire NXT tenure too.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Have I already missed El Idolo con Zelina Vega?

[Emperor Smeat]

Have I already missed El Idolo con Zelina Vega?

Nope. Neither El Idolo nor La Muneca have showed up so far. Doesn't seem its happening either since all that's left is the women's title match and WWE title contract signing.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Nothing from Daniel Bryan and The Miz either?

[Savio]

I'm fine with some people being off TV some weeks

[Savio]

Unlike raw where every one is piled in story or not.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I'm fine with some people being off TV some weeks

I'm not upset. I was just curious.

[Droford]

Mickie Bobby only works if they do the shake and bake too

[Anybody Thrilla]

I dig Carmella's hair.

[Savio]

I think Kavanaugh exposed himself to Lana in Milwaukee and Aiden saw it.

[Savio]

Nothing from Daniel Bryan and The Miz either?

They opened the show with Truth/Carm

[Anybody Thrilla]

I really don't like Aiden's voice. It sounds like he's always talking through his nose.

[KIRA]

Love How KIRA uses talk-to-text

I'm just trying to give this technological flawsome love

[Savio]

Ugh tv froze

[rez]

That's not AJ's legal last name, Joe. You're going to walk in and get shot by a police officer.

[Emperor Smeat]

I'd laugh if Joe got the directions wrong and is at some other Styles family house.

[Anybody Thrilla]

That's not AJ's legal last name, Joe. You're going to walk in and get shot by a police officer.

He'll be fine, he's not black.

[KIRA]

lmao styles as his actual name

[rez]

He'll be fine, he's not black.

Hope he has his passport on him..he kinda looks hispanic. #deportjoe

[Droford]

That's really Joey Styles house

[Emperor Smeat]

That was a pretty sweet way to end Joe's segment and show.

Really great episode of Smackdown tonight.

[rez]

That was a pretty sweet way to end Joe's segment and show.

Really great episode of Smackdown tonight.

meh, reminded me of Angle stalking Sting's son. I think Dixie is on the writing staff.

[rez]

time for MMC. Go team Jinder Fox

[rez]

err "Mahalicia"*

[Emperor Smeat]

Based on fan reports from the show, attendance was really bad this week.

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[rez]

Lashley signed up with WWE to go toe to toe with Brock. He gets Zayn, KO, Elias, and now Jinder. Fair trade, I'd say.

[rez]

damn, Fox is looking extra cute tonight.

[Evil Vito]

AJ looked like a total bitch during that

[Emperor Smeat]

Big missed opportunity to call Bayley & Balor "DEMON Huggers" instead of the lame "BnB"

Or even The Hugging Club.

:lol: Alicia

[rez]

love the MMC. I think it's so enjoyable because Vince goes to bed before it starts.

[rez]

+ no run in or dq

[rez]

Truth got fucked tonight. Lost his match, show, and MMC :(

[Savio]

Samoa Joe is doing well but imagine if Benoit came back for this feud in his place.......................................





:shifty:

[Anybody Thrilla]

Can we not spoil MMC in the Smackdown thread?

[Simple Fan]

Better TV would have been Wendy coming out the front door with a gun running Samoa Joe off. Missed opportunity.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Wendy 911

[ClockShot]

Based on fan reports from the show, attendance was really bad this week.

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They gotta do something sooner rather than later if this is going to be the "flagship show" when FOX takes over next year.

[#1-norm-fan]

Psh. Live attendance plummeting isn't a real issue because... cord-cutting...?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Watching now on Hulu what I missed yesterday...

I always forget how HUGE Sheamus is. Just a big ass dude.

[#1-norm-fan]

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[Anybody Thrilla]

Man, Aiden's speaking voice is annoying.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Annoying voice aside, Aiden carried himself very well in that promo.

[Anybody Thrilla]

"MILWAUKEE" chants :lol:

[Anybody Thrilla]

Mandy Rose is fucking perfect.

[Fignuts]

When did Carmella become a face?

[Cool King]

Three weeks ago when R-Truth told her that Maryse called her "Staten Island trash".

[Anybody Thrilla]

I really hated how they just switched Carmella with little to no explanation, but I guess I should be used to it by now between what happened with Braun and Becky.

[XL]

Did they just leave TWO cliffhangers to entice us back next week!?