Raw Thread - 10/8/18 - HHH & HBK respond to the Brothers of Destruction's heinous attack. In the year 2018.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Also, two six person tag rematches from Australia. Evolution and Crown Jewel should both start to shape up.

The preview makes me think this is a huge mistake. But here we are.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Trish Stratus will be there too.

[rez]

meh..just hope I don't miss Brees breaking the passing record while listening to the nail on a chalkboardconics.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I wouldn't be shocked to be Heath Slatering this thread this week.

At least they're in Chicago. Hot crowd.

[ClockShot]

Chicago.

Oh boy.

[ClockShot]

Better tell the crowd he ain't coming back.

[Emperor Smeat]

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[Dark One]

How is this going to lead into a 25 minute Baron Corbin match

[ClockShot]

Anybody else thought he was gonna open up by saying "Are you ready?"

[Anybody Thrilla]

What a slap in the face. At least when Cena and Rock was Once in a Lifetime, they waited a year until their second Once in a Lifetime match. This Last Time Ever match is only like a month apart from the Second Last Time Ever match, which was like eight years after the End of an Era match.

[Anybody Thrilla]

For the last time ever *COUGH* in Australia *COUGH*

[ClockShot]

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

[Dark One]

ABT, I regret to inform you I'm only probably here for an hour or two. I want to fit in NJPW's King of Pro Wrestling show from last night before bed.

[Emperor Smeat]

This recap video for Taker-HHH is doing a great job of hiding how much that match dragged on and was somewhat boring at Super Show Down.

[slik]

I feel like this will be a really boring RAW but I'm going to give it a shot

[ClockShot]

Aside from the WWE staff, probably nobody.

[ClockShot]

Now we get there.

[KIRA]

Quick what's the best way to kick off Raw ?
I know I know with an old schoolTriple H promo

[Anybody Thrilla]

I'll be in Chicago for Crown Jewel. Hopefully no one will want to watch it with me.

[Anybody Thrilla]

ABT, I regret to inform you I'm only probably here for an hour or two. I want to fit in NJPW's King of Pro Wrestling show from last night before bed.

I'm not mad at you.

[ClockShot]

A membership to New Japan World is looking better and better right now.

[rez]

Not very Christian of him to tell us to suck it

[slik]

The most anti-climatic "I'm coming out of retirement" speech possible.

Granted, the crowd popped for it being framed as "DX is back"

[Evil Vito]

And so ends the only retirement angle that seemed like it would stick.

[KIRA]

I don't understand how anybody could even work up the energy to be excited about another DX reunion.
Guys you're almost 50 come on

[Anybody Thrilla]

The promo sorta made sense, but please, not that fucking match.

Are we going to get dick and poop jokes at the Undertaker's expense all month?

[slik]

Wow, those new DX shirts are awful

[Emperor Smeat]

So with DX back again, who's getting the Spirit Squad treatment of being shipped back to NXT or future endeavors?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Night of a thousand rematches

[Evil Vito]

Really glad they are doing several re-matches from Super Showdown tonight. Real useful show that was.

[slik]

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[Dark One]

No ill will to Shawn.

If someone asked me if I'd come out of retirement for a million dollars in oil money, my boots would already be on before the sentence was finished.

[Anybody Thrilla]

So with DX back again, who's getting the Spirit Squad treatment of being shipped back to NXT or future endeavors?

Probably Dolph again

[ClockShot]

TPWW, ARE YOU READY...……..to see a politician, a man who can barely walk, a corporate suit, and born-again Christian/wannabe actor, get back in the ring?

[rez]

Torn because I have many fond memories of All State Arena but then again...just burn it down, please. Just burn this whole show down

[Dark One]

The promo sorta made sense, but please, not that fucking match.

Are we going to get dick and poop jokes at the Undertaker's expense all month?

Katie Vick 2.0

[slik]

Shawn and Taker are my two of my all-time faves

and I can say this wholeheartedly: I'm not excited about this at this time.
Shawn's retirement was the one I hoped would always stick. The one who kept his word.

[Emperor Smeat]

No ill will to Shawn.

If someone asked me if I'd come out of retirement for a million dollars in oil money, my boots would already be on before the sentence was finished.

Yeup. I like to think Vince just kept tossing briefcases of money onto a table every time HBK said "no" until he relented. Maybe even used the spare MitB cases so they became legit money in the bank.

[Dark One]

Suit with no shirt.

Bold choice Lio

[Anybody Thrilla]

Torn because I have many fond memories of All State Arena but then again...just burn it down, please. Just burn this whole show down

Don't worry, Seth Rollins is wrestling tonight.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Rush has made Lashley more interesting, if even just a little bit.

[ClockShot]

This guy got a mic?

That's a dumb move.

[Dark One]

Lio Rush is now Abraham Washington.

I give it a month before he makes a Kobe joke.

[KIRA]

Suit with no shirt.

Bold choice Lio

Nowhere near as bold as opening up a show with Triple H talking and then following that up with Bobby Lashley that takes some brass balls

[rez]

KO..future TNA champ

[ClockShot]

Lio Rush is now Abraham Washington.

I give it a month before he makes a Kobe joke.

I was gonna go there.

Thanks for handling it.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Lio Rush is now Abraham Washington.

I give it a month before he makes a Kobe joke.

I was there live for that!

[slik]

BOLD PREDICTION:

Lashley handily defeats KO

[slik]

lol at crowd booing Lashley

[Dark One]

I can only hope that this is an attempted heel turn for Lashley/Lio.

If not, WWE is somehow even dumber than I thought.

[KIRA]

Lashley trying to steal the Samoa Joe walk away from a dive and failing

[Anybody Thrilla]

Lashley works better as a heel anyway.

[Emperor Smeat]

I can only hope that this is an attempted heel turn for Lashley/Lio.

If not, WWE is somehow even dumber than I thought.

This is the same company that keeps trying to push Becky as the bad person because Road Dogg thinks he's playing some sort of meta game with crowds.

[xrodmuc316]

Lol at Leo Rush getting Lashley LESS over

[slik]

Wow the crowd does not like Lashley at all and Lio Rush appears to be making it worse w/ a live mic...

Michael Cole on the verge of "The crowd the Monday after Super ShowDown, where they boo who they normally cheer"

[KIRA]

Lashley works better as a heel anyway.

let's hope it does for him what a heel turn did for Nakamura and (Becky somewhat)

[xrodmuc316]

Seriously, who the hell thought this was a good idea?

[Emperor Smeat]

Wow the crowd does not like Lashley at all and Lio Rush appears to be making it worse w/ a live mic...

Michael Cole on the verge of "The crowd the Monday after Super ShowDown, where they boo who they normally cheer"

Rush is coming off as more annoying than helpful. Like if they were both heels, this would make a lot of sense and be more effective.

Ever since he came back, WWE has no clue what to do or how to handle Lashley. They had something interesting when he beat Reigns but flushed that down the toilet since they never planned anything beyond it.

[Dark One]

Wow the crowd does not like Lashley at all and Lio Rush appears to be making it worse w/ a live mic...

Michael Cole on the verge of "The crowd the Monday after Super ShowDown, where they boo who they normally cheer"

WWE's next opening montage is going to be "Then, Now, Forever: It's the Monday after Sunday, where the crowd boos who they normally cheer and cheer who they normally boo!"

[Dark One]

ABT, I regret to inform you I'm only probably here for an hour or two. I want to fit in NJPW's King of Pro Wrestling show from last night before bed.

Damn this was a good plan.

I think this is somehow more cringeworthy than Bayley: This is Your Life

[Dark One]

And now creepy uncanny valley AJ Styles is sneaking up on me

[KIRA]

Does the crowd seem a little dead to you guys

[ClockShot]

BAH GAWD STUNNER!

[xrodmuc316]

On the flip side, K.O. could have a hell of a babyface run with the slightest nudge in that direction

[Evil Vito]

WWE talks about they put on shows 52 weeks a year, but this is the equivalent of a TV show playing the same episode two weeks in a row and acting like its new.

[Dark One]

Does the crowd seem a little dead to you guys

I mean

I like Lio Rush and I wish I were dead right now.

[rez]

This Rush guy was neat when he did those flippy things...now I just want to run him over with a car

[ClockShot]

Ouch.

[Emperor Smeat]

That was a disaster of a match and whatever WWE was expecting for reactions.

[Dark One]

The World: Why is Lashley suddenly a heel?


WWE:
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[KIRA]

Sooo KO is a face now I....what is going on

[xrodmuc316]

Well I guess Bobbo is a heel now

[rez]

It took Vince a long time to realize KO attacked him

[xrodmuc316]

No wonder WWE had Cena say nothing about Lashley in his post match promo at SSD.

[Dark One]

At least as a "heel turn" Becky's turn made sense, even if the crowd had zero interest in booing her.

Bobby Lashley went from smiley I LOVE EVERYONE AND MY SISTERS to Abraham Washington's cheating mauler in like 48 hours.

[Emperor Smeat]

Lashley finally does something interesting as a character ... I give WWE about 2 weeks before they forget about it or drop the potential heel run.

[KIRA]

Oh for God's sake it's still going

[xrodmuc316]

I wish WWE would hire Ryback back just so when stuff like this happens he could walk out and say "STUPID!!!!"

[Dark One]

Lashley finally does something interesting as a character ... I give WWE about 2 weeks before they forget about it or drop the potential heel run.

You're nuts, man.

Next week he'll be back to smiley happy babyface with absolutely no follow up or explanation.

[KIRA]

At least as a "heel turn" Becky's turn made sense, even if the crowd had zero interest in booing her.

Bobby Lashley went from smiley I LOVE EVERYONE AND MY SISTERS to Abraham Washington's cheating mauler in like 48 hours.

With Bobby Lashley there's just zero interest hopefully they can fix that

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at the name of the Battle Royal tonight.

[ClockShot]

The World Cup?

Doesn't FIFA have that shit on lockdown?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Lol at Leo Rush getting Lashley LESS over

Seems to me like that's the biggest reaction he's gotten since his return. Lio's mic gimmick was obviously heel, Kevin was wrestling like a baby face, and Bobby's post match actions were heel. I think they nailed it.

[Dark One]

Holy shit. Was that a dare to see how many words they could fit into a commercial bumper?

ACTING GENERAL MANAGER BARON CORBIN'S ANNOUNCEMENT FOR THE WORLD CUP IN SAUDI ARABIA ANNOUNCEMENT REVEAL PARTY

[KIRA]

Renee is looking sharp

[rez]

Lashley/Lesnar never happened. hype died. the thing with Sami...this thing with KO...

[Anybody Thrilla]

Not to mention that Rush was already a heel on 205. There was nothing to make him face besides who Lashley had been facing.

[xrodmuc316]

Seems to me like that's the biggest reaction he's gotten since his return. Lio's mic gimmick was obviously heel, Kevin was wrestling like a baby face, and Bobby's post match actions were heel. I think they nailed it.

I do stand corrected, as a heel act it works. Coming in though, you can't blame me for not assuming the heel turn was coming.

[KIRA]

It shows like this that make me think you know maybe wrestling does need to take a break every once in awhile

[Dark One]

I for one am very excited for The Acting General Manager of Monday Night Raw Formerly Known as "Constable Corbin" Baron Corbin's Ultimate Battle Royal For A Spot in the WWE World Cup at WWE Crown Jewel: The One Night a Year Where a World Cup Tournament Takes Place in a WWE Ring After a Qualifying Match Occurred On The Monday After SuperShowdown Invitational.

[Dark One]

Wait

We're getting fucking Mixed Match Challenge rematches on Raw now?

[Anybody Thrilla]

I do stand corrected, as a heel act it works. Coming in though, you can't blame me for not assuming the heel turn was coming.

Seeing as to how Rush was already a heel, I assumed that Bobby joining up with him and not telling him to fuck off was a silent heel turn already. He finally put the exclamation on it tonight, for anyone still not clear.

In EWR terms, "A singles heel turn by aligning with a heel manager".

[Dark One]

For the love of god

[Anybody Thrilla]

Wait

We're getting fucking Mixed Match Challenge rematches on Raw now?

I feel like there was one last week.

[Dark One]

https://media.giphy.com/media/YCM6aRw2Chenu/giphy.gif

[slik]

Lio Rush is *this close* to having the infamous X-Pac 'go away' heat

[KIRA]

he just keeps on coming back

[Dark One]

Lio Rush is *this close* to having the infamous X-Pac 'go away' heat

There's at least an 80% chance he's going to refer to Lashley as "The X-Factor" and the following week they will have that music.

[KIRA]

There's at least an 80% chance he's going to refer to Lashley as "The X-Factor" and the following week they will have that music.

Don't say things you can't take back

[Emperor Smeat]

Wait

We're getting fucking Mixed Match Challenge rematches on Raw now?

WWE is pretty much out of ideas on how to drum up more interest for this season and fix its viewership problems.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Lio Rush is *this close* to having the infamous X-Pac 'go away' heat

X-Pac heat is a myth. He might fuck around and be the next Vickie Guerrero. Or at least Bill Alfonso's whistle.

[Emperor Smeat]

Ronda's title reign has been pretty forgettable soo far and doesn't help that the Bellas have had more focus than she has in recent weeks.

[KIRA]

Try as you might WWE you'll never catch that lightning in a bottle again

[xrodmuc316]

Wait

We're getting fucking Mixed Match Challenge rematches on Raw now?

I kind of feel like they are gearing towards MMC being an actual division with title belts.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Ronda's title reign has been pretty forgettable soo far and doesn't help that the Bellas have had more focus than she has in recent weeks.

Who would you like to see her mix it up with on the Raw side?

[KIRA]

lol Becky Lynch is a better Roddy Piper 2.0

[KIRA]

Who would you like to see her mix it up with on the Raw side?

You know who I wanted to be but they destroyed the chances of that so

[Anybody Thrilla]

You know who I wanted to be but they destroyed the chances of that so

You really think Ronda v. Fox would be tight?

[Dark One]

Who would you like to see her mix it up with on the Raw side?

I think working an extended program with Ruby would go a long way to helping her get her "sea legs" so to speak, while simultaneously giving Ruby a bit of a push.

Ruby's shown she can really go when given a chance. Still have to find a way to let her shine without weakening Ronda, but I think that's probably one of the better pairings available given the selection of heels in Raw's women's division

[Anybody Thrilla]

Liv got to do her cute walk in Australia because of the huge entrance. It was great.

[erickman]

time for a bree botch

[Anybody Thrilla]

I think working an extended program with Ruby would go a long way to helping her get her "sea legs" so to speak, while simultaneously giving Ruby a bit of a push.

Ruby's shown she can really go when given a chance. Still have to find a way to let her shine without weakening Ronda, but I think that's probably one of the better pairings available given the selection of heels in Raw's women's division

I'd be down with that.

Maybe a face v. face program with Ember. Or have Natty turn.

[Anybody Thrilla]

FUCK HER UP LIV

[Dark One]

I'd be down with that.

Maybe a face v. face program with Ember. Or have Natty turn.

Natty would be a great choice to help fast track her experience, but the potential promos already have me clawing my ears off.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Liv Morgan with that babyface fire up.

[Dark One]

FUCK HER UP LIV

BOOP

[Dark One]

Don't work yourself into a shoot, sister

[KIRA]

You really think Ronda v. Fox would be tight?

If they had Alicia Fox's a credible threat than yes but since they screwed that up already to no. I meant Asuka

[Emperor Smeat]

Who would you like to see her mix it up with on the Raw side?

Slim pickings on RAW's side but Ronda vs Sasha could be interesting. Same for an actual Ronda vs Ruby feud without the Bellas around.

[Anybody Thrilla]

If they had Alicia Fox's a credible threat than yes but since they screwed that up already to no. I meant Asuka

I know.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Slim pickings on RAW's side but Ronda vs Sasha could be interesting. Same for an actual Ronda vs Ruby feud without the Bellas around.

Oh good call. Sasha's hurt, right?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Is it weird that I didn't like any of the Riott Squad on NXT, but I love them all now? Same goes for Elias. Maybe it's the NXT success that's the curse.

[KIRA]

I know.

my bad.
I guess all our hopes do rest with the Riot Squad

[rez]

Yes, Brees. Favre down, Manning next.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at Renee's claim of the Bellas being trail blazers for the women's division.

Their most important contribution was showing that WWE had way better women wrestlers in NXT and to not treat them the same with getting the "piss break" treatment.

[Anybody Thrilla]

They should work in a stiff shot on Brie that seems to 'really' shake her up just to keep this bad blood going. This has by far been their most interesting encounter.

[KIRA]

Renee just lied her ass off about the Bella twins

[Anybody Thrilla]

Ugh, RP was kinda right the other week. Riott should not be the one tapping to Ronda right now.

[Emperor Smeat]

Oh good call. Sasha's hurt, right?

Yes but nobody knows what she hurt or when it happened.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Oh fuck, this is already bad.

[KIRA]

The one woman who has an argument to make for being a trailblazer is no longer in the company and hasn't been for quite some time.

[Dark One]

Welp.

THat's it for me.

Off to NJPW

Good luck everyone.

[Anybody Thrilla]

The one woman who has an argument to make for being a trailblazer is no longer in the company and hasn't been for quite some time.

Trish Stratus is there tonight.

[KIRA]

Trish Stratus is there tonight.

Oh nevermind then.

[KIRA]

Welp.

THat's it for me.

Off to NJPW

Good luck everyone.

Go now there are other worlds than these.

[Emperor Smeat]

Evolution's main event is going to be a disaster. Going to make Super Show-Down's main event look like an all-time classic by comparison.

[KIRA]

Wait a minute I thought Niedhart was going to be the one to do this job

[KIRA]

Evolution's main event is going to be a disaster. Going to make Super Show-Down's main event look like an all-time classic by comparison.

Triple H isn't booking it is he?

If Vince is at the helm yeah it's doomed.

[rez]

Why isn't WWE all over getting the latest hart foundation and grouping them with Natty?

The MLW one

[GD]

Somewhat disappointed that Shawn Michaels is coming out of retirement but he's a family man and the money (from what I've heard) seems to be astonishingly good.

[slik]

Michael Cole "Ronda has never faced anyone as dangerous as The Bella Twins"

[KIRA]

I just realized something only the WWE would try to promote 2 seemingly stuck-up pristine cheerleaders(bellas) as faces versus the people you would actually want to hang out with(Riot Squad)

[KIRA]

Michael Cole "Ronda has never faced anyone as dangerous as The Bella Twins"

I got nothin

[Emperor Smeat]

Triple H isn't booking it is he?

If Vince is at the helm yeah it's doomed.

Even if Triple H suddenly took over, most of the matches announced so far are pretty bad from an in-ring perspective. Like if your going to showcase how far women's wrestling has evolved in the WWE, the way WWE has handled it so far is the complete opposite.

[A.J.K]

Michael Cole "Ronda has never faced anyone as dangerous as The Bella Twins"

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rof l::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::r ofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[KIRA]

I'm going to say it again bayley LOVES Finn

[KIRA]

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rof l::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::r ofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

What I love most about this statement the most is that the WWE wants you to forget that Rhonda bodied a six foot five very muscular man at least twice

[slik]

LOL at HBK's return being "One Night Only"

Not a chance.

[slik]

Everyone excited about HBK being back, thinking we'll get HBK vs AJ and HBK vs DBry but I bet it will somehow end up being HBK vs HHH.

[Anybody Thrilla]

My internet keeps crapping out, but luckily, there's not a lot to speak about on this show right now.

[rez]

Everyone excited about HBK being back, thinking we'll get HBK vs AJ and HBK vs DBry but I bet it will somehow end up being HBK vs HHH.

Correct :nono:

[A.J.K]

And HBK vs Taker.

[rez]

I GOT KIDS

[Anybody Thrilla]

I wouldn't be shocked to be Heath Slatering this thread this week.

At least they're in Chicago. Hot crowd.

[rez]

Corbin telling anyone they aren't any good?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Just speak normal, people.

"Not...any...good" doesn't sound any better than "not any good".

[KIRA]

Aww man strowman and friends aren't even going to stay around long enough for us to get a crappy looking shirt

[KIRA]

Lol Slater has been legit the best thing on the show so far so course he's not going to be in it

[slik]

Watch HBK unretire only to be 'retired' by HHH at WM or something so H can claim that.

[KIRA]

Watch HBK unretire only to be 'retired' by HHH at WM or something so H can claim that.

That way in 10 years when they lie about Shawn Michaels retiring it'll suddenly be Triple H's the one that did it and they'll have the film to back it up

[Anybody Thrilla]

A sash that simply says "CHILE". A dude in a chef hat. Baron Corbin. This thing has it all.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Is Heath Slater Conquistador 3???

[KIRA]

You know what would have been fun to see Baron Corbin scouring the globe

[Dark One]

A sash that simply says "CHILE". A dude in a chef hat. Baron Corbin. This thing has it all.

I swapped back to see this.

That was a mistake.

[Emperor Smeat]

Is this Battle Royal a sponsored WWE 2K19 match?

[KIRA]

Somebody tell me what I'm looking at I left the room for a minute and came back and what the f*** is this

[Anybody Thrilla]

So when Slater wins this as a Conquistador, will he be representing Spain in the tournament?

[Dark One]

Is this Battle Royal a sponsored WWE 2K19 match?

This is 100% the WWE 2K19 MyPlayer tutorial

[Evil Vito]

Before the match even started, I knew the Conquistador was gonna sneak out and win

[KIRA]

Plot twist they form the new Nexus

[Evil Vito]

Hahaha Angle!

[Anybody Thrilla]

OH FUCK ANGLE

[Anybody Thrilla]

OK, that's great.

[Evil Vito]

That’s great

[Anybody Thrilla]

Nice Slater swerve

[rez]

damn. missed it but cool

[Anybody Thrilla]

Kurt was looking pretty mobile there, too. I guess he's been working out in his absence.

[The MAC]

Who ever really retires rom wrestling?

I bet Shawn is bored a fuck being home. I Bet his kids are sick of him as well.
Shawn probably sits in his old man rocking chair thinking about the days of fingerbanging Sunny during promos live on tv..doing coke...pissing in hookers mouths.

[Dark One]

Okay, I take it back. Glad I switched back for that.

[Emperor Smeat]

This Conquistador resembles Kurt Angle a lot. Even somehow looks exactly like him.

Wonder how the real Kurt feels about these shenanigans going on.

[Evil Vito]

Really fun twist.

Too bad Angle in a singles match sounds painful

[rez]

Charlotte has a bigger head than AJ

[Dark One]

Nice Slater swerve

Yeah, I actually appreciate a swerve that's not for no fucking reason or totally telegraphed

[KIRA]

Fair enough that was a really good bait and switch

[rez]

Lil Wayne is the half time show for football... thought he was in prison or irrelevant these days.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Really fun twist.

Too bad Angle in a singles match sounds painful

Oddly enough, that's the best he's looked in the ring since returning, I think.

[slik]

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[Anybody Thrilla]

Lil Wayne is the half time show for football... thought he was in prison or irrelevant these days.

He just released The Carter V last week or so. There was also a bit of an altercation of some sort at his set at a festival in Atlanta last night where someone yelled out that shots were fired (there weren't) and a bunch of people were hurt trying to flee.

[Emperor Smeat]

So what prevents Corbin from just nullifying the results of the Battle Royal later since he's acting GM?

[rez]

oh, gawd. Nia Jax.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I might vote for Nia Jax for "Channel Changer of the Year", dunno about that other thing.

[Anybody Thrilla]

So what prevents Corbin from just nullifying the results of the Battle Royal later since he's acting GM?

Nothing. We'll talk next week.

[Dark One]

Nia Jax?

BACK TO NJPW

[rez]

He just released The Carter V last week or so. There was also a bit of an altercation of some sort at his set at a festival in Atlanta last night where someone yelled out that shots were fired (there weren't) and a bunch of people were hurt trying to flee.

I liked Wayne until I had a roommate that played 'em non stop.

I'm still blessed I've never lived with someone who played DMB.

[KIRA]

I forgot Ember moon was even on Raw that's how badly these people are booked when they leave NXT

[Anybody Thrilla]

I actually enjoyed that match. Some good spots, hard hits, and good tactic from Moon.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol:

Well that was pretty much a waste of time.

If Ronda wasn't already tied up with Nikki, could have used this match as a way to build up Nia as a beast for Ronda's Evolution feud.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I thought Female Big Show was about to turn again.

[Anybody Thrilla]

:lol:

Well that was pretty much a waste of time.

Well, since Nia is so busy with things outside of WWE, Ember is getting her push, and that's how we know for sure now. I have a feeling it ends up in a Moon/Bliss program after Evolution.

[rez]

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

[Anybody Thrilla]

If I'm being honest, all three of these ladies are pretty fucking hot.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Why wouldn't they just do Trish and Lita v. Mickie and Alexa?

[KIRA]

I am finally hearing Trish Stratus is Canadian accent

[Anybody Thrilla]

Well how about that.

[Emperor Smeat]

:eek: WWE actually realized how much of a mistake it was to have Trish vs Bliss be a singles match.

[Anybody Thrilla]

:eek: WWE actually realized how much of a mistake it was to have Trish vs Bliss be a singles match.

They had already been advertising Lita v. Mickie too. This was simple science.

[KIRA]

Well how about that.

I'm just wondering was I not paying attention for all those years because I've heard edges and I've definitely heard Christians and bret hart

[rez]

wow. that was hot

[Anybody Thrilla]

This Shield promo doesn't feel gritty enough.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I'm just wondering was I not paying attention for all those years because I've heard edges and I've definitely heard Christians and bret hart

I never noticed either.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I'd be down for a third heel turn tonight if we want to go ahead and get Bobby on his way.

[rez]

gonna watch this ppv and pretend it's not a corporate ploy to try to sneak one passed #metoo or any sane person.

[Emperor Smeat]

They had already been advertising Lita v. Mickie too. This was simple science.

At least with that match, Mickie is capable of helping carry Lita to a good match after being away from the ring for a long while. She's also one of the few pre-NXT era women wrestlers who is still good in the ring.

Bliss pretty much hasn't improved in the ring despite all the screen time and matches she gets which is why a singles match against Trish was a really bad idea.

[KIRA]

Chad Gable is great

[rez]

AJ/DB versus SJ/Miz tomorrow in Indy apparently.

[KIRA]

I'd be down for a third heel turn tonight if we want to go ahead and get Bobby on his way.

That's the dream we all share

[rez]

Joe/Miz will lose. No way they can coexist to a win.

[KIRA]

It's nice to see the Ascension have a reason to actually get out of bed in the morning

[rez]

Ascension could host Halloween Havoc if the coolest PPV ever still existed...

[Evil Vito]

The Ascension suck ass, but I can definitely rock out to their theme.

[Emperor Smeat]

Think I'm going to die of laughter if the Ascension somehow win for a 3rd time in a row.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Why am I still watching this feud? Do something with it already.

[KIRA]

And Mic time too? I'm telling you guys Connor is getting that break out Super star of the Year award

[rez]

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[slik]

Gable and Roode lookin' sharp in the white gear, a true team

[Anybody Thrilla]

I like Corey trying to justify the Ascension's push, but having a difficult go of it.

'I dunno, I guess something's clicking or something'

[Emperor Smeat]

:eek: The Glorious Gables broke the streak ... and now they are about to get destroyed as a reward

[Anybody Thrilla]

MUCH better look for Drake Maverick.

[rez]

Tonka and Razor + a spud from McAllisters.

[KIRA]

I don't know why but everytime I see Drake Maverick I think of Tyrion Lannister

[rez]

I don't know why but everytime I see Drake Maverick I think of Tyrion Lannister

:-\:shifty:

[KIRA]

:-\:shifty:

I don't know I can't explain it

[Lock Jaw]

Hi everybody, it's me Lock Jaw.

Fast forwarded through a bunch and am now caught up.

Can someone explain to me why DX are so "incensed" at Taker/Kane not showing them any respect after they "ganged up" on Taker to beat him?

[KIRA]

Now that we've apparently got a good Halloween sequel the next one I want to know what Michael Myers does the other 364 days of the year

[Emperor Smeat]

When a Bellas heel turn is a big highlight of a show, you know its been a pretty bad night of RAW.

[KIRA]

Hi everybody, it's me Lock Jaw.

Fast forwarded through a bunch and am now caught up.

Can someone explain to me why DX are so "incensed" at Taker/Kane not showing them any respect after they "ganged up" on Taker to beat him?

Thats simple it's because hey... what's that over there? *runs away*

[Anybody Thrilla]

I got a hot tip as to where Dean Ambrose and Shinsuke Nakamura will be after the Starrcade show in Cincinnati at the end of November. I hope Renee Young is there too. :heart:

[Anybody Thrilla]

OMG, fuck DX

[KIRA]

oh no not a recap

[KIRA]

oh God are going to be saturated with this DX s*** aren't we

[slik]

TVPG highlights of DX

[Lock Jaw]

HBK: "Taker! How dare you not show me respect after I interfered in your match and made you lose! That's it! I'm coming outta retirement!"

[Emperor Smeat]

I got a hot tip as to where Dean Ambrose and Shinsuke Nakamura will be after the Starrcade show in Cincinnati at the end of November. I hope Renee Young is there too. :heart:

Did you call the Mean Gene hotline to find out?

[Anybody Thrilla]

oh God are going to be saturated with this DX s*** aren't we

The promo sorta made sense, but please, not that fucking match.

Are we going to get dick and poop jokes at the Undertaker's expense all month?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Did you call the Mean Gene hotline to find out?

Ha!









































Yes.

[GD]

Did Corey just ask if Brock is here tonight?

[rez]

Now that we've apparently got a good Halloween sequel the next one I want to know what Michael Myers does the other 364 days of the year

That whole franchise died to me a long time ago when they told us it was a William Shatner mask.

I want Freddy or Jason versus Ash.

[Anybody Thrilla]

That whole franchise died to me a long time ago when they told us it was a William Shatner mask.

I want Freddy or Jason versus Ash.

You really look at Michael Meyers and see William Shatner? You'd never know if they didn't tell you.

Besides, Jason's is just a hockey mask.

[rez]

You really look at Michael Meyers and see William Shatner? You'd never know if they didn't tell you.

Besides, Jason's is just a hockey mask.

old hockey mask. you seen the goalie masks of today????!

[KIRA]

You really look at Michael Meyers and see William Shatner? You'd never know if they didn't tell you.

Besides, Jason's is just a hockey mask.

Right William Shatner wore that mask in a film called The Devil's rain and it looks creepy and nothing like him even when it's got color on it

Besides all that Jason Voorhees is just a Mindless zombie killer Michael Myers is a thinking killing machine