Evolution PPV Thread

[KIRA]

Let's all watch Vince McMahon's booking torpedo this thing so he can claim it's the women's fault for not grabbing the brass ring.

[A.J.K]

Looking forward to this.

also can't wait to see Madusa back in the ring.

[slik]

Different from the RAW/SD set


<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Set for tonight. Glad they put effort and time in! �� <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWEEvolution?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WWEEvolution</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWE?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WWE</a> <a href="https://t.co/r97zdha2Z1">pic.twitter.com/r97zdha2Z1</a></p>&mdash; WWE Talking Points (@WWETalkingPoint) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWETalkingPoint/status/1056664352663707649?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 28, 2018</a></blockquote>
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[erickman]

Looking forward to this.

also can't wait to see Madusa back in the ring.

the 1st hyman girl and pre diva

[A.J.K]

the 1st hyman girl and pre diva

Hell yes.

[Emperor Smeat]

Different from the RAW/SD set


<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Set for tonight. Glad they put effort and time in! �� <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWEEvolution?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WWEEvolution</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWE?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WWE</a> <a href="https://t.co/r97zdha2Z1">pic.twitter.com/r97zdha2Z1</a></p>&mdash; WWE Talking Points (@WWETalkingPoint) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWETalkingPoint/status/1056664352663707649?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 28, 2018</a></blockquote>
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Getting a bit of an NXT vibe from its design.

Also a bit lazy or low effort for something meant to be very historic but then again supposedly WWE never actually cared about this event and just wanted something for Steph to brag about on tv and take the heat off their Saudi deal.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Don't know how to feel about the MYC ending tonight. Kinda hoped to binge watch the whole tourney spoiler-free but that's out the window.

Looking forward to the show overall though, especially in comparison to this Friday's show.

[Triple A]

<h3>Raw Women's Championship
Ronda Rousey (c) vs. Nikki Bella</h3>
<img src="https://i.imgur.com/ljhhTRJl.jpg">

<h3>SmackDown Women's Championship - Last Woman Standing Match
Becky Lynch (c) vs. Charlotte Flair</h3>
<img src="https://i.imgur.com/cfWY99il.jpg">

<h3>Trish Stratus & Lita vs. Alicia Fox & Mickie James</h3>
<img src="https://i.imgur.com/VkxA5zGl.jpg">

<h3>Battle Royal for Future Title Shot</h3>
Announced so far: Asuka, Naomi, Carmella, Nia Jax, Ember Moon, Dana Brooke, Lana, Billie Kay, Peyton Royce, Mandy Rose, Sonya Deville, Tamina, Torrie Wilson, Michelle McCool, Alundra Blayze, Ivory, Molly Holly, Kelly Kelly, Maria Kanellis, Zelina Vega

<img src="https://i.imgur.com/RqDB9zLl.jpg">

<h3>Sasha Banks, Bayley & Natalya vs. The Riott Squad</h3>
<img src="https://i.imgur.com/S4GxAVAl.jpg">

<h3>NXT Women's Championship
Kairi Sane (c) vs. Shayna Baszler</h3>
<img src="https://i.imgur.com/NBpBg7Zl.jpg">

<h3>Mae Young Classic Finals
Toni Storm vs. Io Shirai</h3>
<img src="https://i.imgur.com/P3rzrVUl.jpg">

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Was this included in Tipsters?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Why is Kay's sponsoring this? #sexist

[DAMN iNATOR]

Wow @ still fairly new mom Maria being in the battle royal. She looked won't win but that is awesome.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Why is Kay's sponsoring this? #sexist

You're right, it should be sponsored by Just For Men. :shifty:

[A.J.K]

Lol at the bella's promo. The only reason why she held the title so long is. everybody already knows that.

[A.J.K]

R.I.P Nikki Bella.

[rockman725]

Is this seriously going to be a 4+ hour show? I just turned it on thinking the preshow started at 7

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The worst injury tonight might be <a href="https://twitter.com/StephMcMahon?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@StephMcMahon</a> breaking her arm from patting herself on the back <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWEEvolution?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WWEEvolution</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/1056665280552882176?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 28, 2018</a></blockquote>
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Probably going to laugh if this event actually starts off with a Steph promo boasting how great WWE is for no longer treating their women stars like crap and some BS about listening to crowds.

[Triple A]

copyright warning @ beginning of PPVs always brings back memories of watching WWF PPVs on VHS

[slik]

Here we go

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Alice Cooper guitar chick!

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at the production botch right at the start.

[slik]

Guitar

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Is that Travis Barker?

[Triple A]

This sucks

[Emperor Smeat]

Is this the same band who did the Mae Young Classic theme song?

[A.J.K]

Lzzy Hale from Halestorm. hell yeah.

[Bad News Gertner]

Who's ready to rate some second rate wrestling?

[rockman725]

This political garbage makes me want to barf. Why can't we just have a damn wrestling show???

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Why is Gong Show Cole doing this show?

[Emperor Smeat]

Pretty cool looking Bull Nakano shirt Beth is wearing.

[slik]

Bull NakanakakakakakakaNO

[slik]

Lilian Garcia looking good

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Team Bestie Vs. Team In Your Dreams opening the PPV ouch.

[Swiss Ultimate]

I hope this PPV is a failure. It's time to stop pretending that women's wrestling is good enough to hold it's own event. It's not.

All of these ladies would be much happier as valets or housewives.

[Triple A]

Have a bad feeling about this PPV now after that "rock and roll" opening

[slik]

Let's go Alicia!

[KIRA]

Lita still has one of the most blood pumping opening themes in the company fight me.

[KIRA]

I hope this PPV is a failure. It's time to stop pretending that women's wrestling is good enough to hold it's own event. It's not.

All of these ladies would be much happier as valets or housewives.

I wish gertner was here so you and he could do running commentary

[Bad News Gertner]

Lots of house work not being completed tonight. I hope they all asked their husbands permission for tonight

[Droford]

Wtf is Mickie wearing

[Bad News Gertner]

This is going to be like watching the WNBA.

We got next!

[DAMN iNATOR]

Lita still has one of the most blood pumping opening themes in the company fight me.

Yeah, but it is pretty dumb they still censor it on a show on their own Network.

[KIRA]

1 Alexa Bliss is absolutely right about Alicia Fox.
2. Why is she dressed like The Hunger Games announcer

[KIRA]

This is going to be like watching the WNBA.

We got next!

Is it because there's actually an audience here for this one

[Triple A]

Wonder if the arena is "empty"... Really dark...

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Heard it was mostly a sell out

[slik]

nxt crowd lighting, very dark in the crowd

what I prefer

[KIRA]

Lots of house work not being completed tonight. I hope they all asked their husbands permission for tonight

Dreams do come true

[Triple A]

Heard it was mostly a sell out

I think a ton of them were sold to scalpers who were "taking a bath"

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Wrestling is supposed to look like that. No fans only the ring.

[Triple A]

Fuck... hope Renee Young doesn't start doing the "OH" thing after every move... Going 2 get into my head and make this unwatchable

[DAMN iNATOR]

Wtf is Mickie wearing

Pretty much the same thing as she usually does. I was more wondering about the stuff Alexa is wearing as an outer layer.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I think a ton of them were <b>sold<b> to scalpers

Thus a sellout.

[Bad News Gertner]

Wrestling should really only have women as valets to be honest. They are taking up valuable ring time from the men.

[Droford]

Trish looks like she could probably wrestle semi regularly

Lita..no

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

This should have been one-on-one. Have Lita in the battle royal

[Triple A]

Thus a sellout.

ok but I was talking about the arena being empty... @SlickyTrickyDamon

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Holyshit

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Team Bestie just threw some shade on Brie Mode.

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">It's <a href="https://twitter.com/MickieJames?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@MickieJames</a> &amp; <a href="https://twitter.com/trishstratuscom?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@trishstratuscom</a>, responsible for the most iconic WrestleMania moment that now never happened <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWEEvolution?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WWEEvolution</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/1056686061265604608?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 28, 2018</a></blockquote>
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[Emperor Smeat]

According to the Observer's Bryan Alvarez, WWE supposedly has a lot of filler planned for this event based on match times. Like possibly up to a third of this event could be just on video packages and interviews.

[KIRA]

Trish Stratus currently proving that she's still better than more than half of today's main roster

[Triple A]

There are 38 women wrestling... they kept saying "over 50 women" so wonder if there will be more matches or if they're just counting the commentators and stuff

Other NXT women supposed to be at the show also, but nothing announced for them so far

[DAMN iNATOR]

ok but I was talking about the arena being empty... @SlickyTrickyDamon

I think it's just poorly lit right now. Crowd seems really loud so far. I doubt there's many if any empty seats unless they're piping in noise.

[Bad News Gertner]

The Backyard Wrestling thread have better wrestling than what you'll be seeing tonight

[Droford]

Trish outfit kinda looks like Seth Rollins stuff

[RP]

Toni Storm's ass should be the main event.

[Swiss Ultimate]

Wrestling should really only have women as valets to be honest. They are taking up valuable ring time from the men.

Nicole Bass and Chyna were okay as "body guards".

[DAMN iNATOR]

There are 38 women wrestling... they kept saying "over 50 women" so wonder if there will be more matches or if they're just counting the commentators and stuff

Other NXT women supposed to be at the show also, but nothing announced for them so far

Maybe the NXT Women's Championship match is made a "lumberjill" match last minute?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Is January a long long time Micro Cole?

[Triple A]

Renee Young sucks on commentary,,,

"can't handle" this, just want to mute it

[Destor]

nxt crowd lighting, very dark in the crowd

what I prefer

Yeah im with this. I only want to be able to see a few rows up front ideally

[DAMN iNATOR]

Trish outfit kinda looks like Seth Rollins stuff

Actually thought that about the way Lita has her name displayed on her tights.

[Droford]

Lol

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

That was a count of four ref.

[Droford]

Lita didn't break her neck yay

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at the ref botch

[Swiss Ultimate]

The Backyard Wrestling thread have better wrestling than what you'll be seeing tonight

Those guys take some real risks. I'd never jump off my roof.

[Droford]

Lol thy showed the ref botch on the replay in a worse angle

[slik]

Botchamania

[KIRA]

Mickie James oversoldl tonight like she was possessed by Dolph Ziggler

[Swiss Ultimate]

How much money would they have made if this was all just lingerie matches and mud wrestling?

ANSWER: ALL THE MONEY

[Droford]

I can't wait fir Charlotte vs Becky next probably

[Emperor Smeat]

Another production botch with the mics tonight. Like 3rd or 4th one so far.

[Droford]

Brie is the Triple H of the women's division

[Droford]

Evolution is a mystery

[KIRA]

Becky vs Charlotte
Mae Young classic
Kairi sane vs. Shayna baszler

Reasons to watch the rest of this show

[Fignuts]

I hope this PPV is a failure. It's time to stop pretending that women's wrestling is good enough to hold it's own event. It's not.

All of these ladies would be much happier as valets or housewives.

Nah. You could put up 80's/90's AJW against anything. It can be done.

That said, this is not 80's/90's AJW.

[Droford]

All 20 entrances? Does the match last longer than the entrances

[Droford]

One of the Legends should win so they can ignore the title match stip

[KIRA]

Oh boy three guesses who's winning this one

[Emperor Smeat]

Nice of WWE to bring out the Spanish table for tonight. No better way to promote wrestling equality than to have a woman wrestler get sent through one tonight.

[DAMN iNATOR]

I #StandWithCarmella #CarmellaStrong

[A.J.K]

Alundra Blayze looks great.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Nice of WWE to bring out the Spanish table for tonight. No better way to promote wrestling equality than to have a woman wrestler get sent through one tonight.

How do you know it won't be the German table destroyed?

[KIRA]

Tamina hasn't stayed off the injured list long enough to acquire a Titantron that doesn't have anything on it other than her name

[KIRA]

How do you know it won't be the German table destroyed?

Because pissing off Germans is never a good idea

[DAMN iNATOR]

Molly looking pretty butch tonight.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Because pissing off Germans is never a good idea

All the more reason to send Lana through it in this match.

[A.J.K]

Ivory looks great for sure.

[Droford]

Wonder why Maryse isn't in it

[slik]

Let's go Asuka or Naomi!

Or IIConics

[Droford]

Lol

[Emperor Smeat]

Guess its a lock IIconics lasting maybe 3 seconds in this Battle Royale.

[Droford]

Entrances took 10 minutes

[My Final Heaven]

I was srsly tempted to shell out for a Network card tonight because the Hardy Halloween Party piqued my interest, but the potential downer endings of Becky/Charlotte + the NXT women's title matches stopped me short. A Boogeyman cameo wouldn't have taken the edge off of dastardly Becky finally getting her comeuppance from the heroic flagbearer of the women's division & Shayna being smashed over our heads as unstoppable yet again.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Billie had to eliminate herself.

[Droford]

Let's go Maria

[Droford]

Right out of the ring lol

[KIRA]

Sonya DeVille is upset now but the makeup sex between her and Mandy should be more than enough to compensate

[Triple A]

Why did they keep pronouncing her name as "Maria Kanallis"

[KIRA]

Nia should scream your father is a murderer at Tamina

[Emperor Smeat]

Did Renee just make a fat joke?

[KIRA]

I'm going to be pissed if Asuka or Ember Moon doesn't win this thing

[Droford]

Michelle McCool last legend lol
Wonder why

[KIRA]

Michelle McCool last legend lol
Wonder why

Taker sitting in the back taping of his fist staring at the production guys to make sure everything goes as planned

[A.J.K]

Michelle McCool last legend lol
Wonder why

nope. Ivory too

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Will Michelle be allowed to use Styles Clash lol

[Emperor Smeat]

Another production botch.

Guess on the bright side, at least McCool didn't randomly eliminate like half the field.

[My Final Heaven]

Michelle McCool last legend lol
Wonder why

All of that Undertaker ghost jizz she'd swallowed has given her superpowers.

[slik]

Battle Royal actually really good so far

[slik]

Ivory last legend in the ring

[DAMN iNATOR]

Well.. guess I'm cheering on Asoka now.

[A.J.K]

Damnit.

[Droford]

Nia winning so she can rematch with Ronda

[KIRA]

It occurs to me that they really didn't have to break up the shield they could have just replaced Roman with Tamina and nobody would have really known the difference

[slik]

Let's go Ember

[DAMN iNATOR]

It occurs to me that they really didn't have to break up the shield they could have just replaced Roman with Tamina and nobody would have really known the difference

I bet Tamina is capable of growing a mean goatee.

[Droford]

Lol

[Emperor Smeat]

Ouch at Tamina taking a knee to the face trying to catch Zelina

[DAMN iNATOR]

LOL @ Nia just eliminating Vega Big Show style. :lol:

[DaveWadding]

Nia Jax just injured Tamina again.

[A.J.K]

:fu:

[Droford]

The fat person finally wins a battle Royal

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Ah shit. The Rock and her mommy got the win for her.

[Emperor Smeat]

Pretty entertaining battle royale but meh ending.

WWE making it way too obvious why Nia won.

[slik]

I wanted Ember to win, not Nia.

That said, the battle royal was a blast!

[KIRA]

son of a bitch at least it was fun

[Droford]

Entrances 10 min
Battle Royal 16

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

What's with Samoans and not being able to catch people?

[A.J.K]

Bullshit ending. also Molly got a bullshit elimination.

[DAMN iNATOR]

LOLWTF @ that crowd reaction shot.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Saudi women can drive though

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

hhahaha random dude jumping up

[My Final Heaven]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Congratulations to all the <a href="https://twitter.com/WWE?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@WWE</a> female Superstars and the company as a whole for tonight’s historic All Women’s PPV <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWEEvolution?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WWEEvolution</a>. From The Fabulous Moolah to Sheri Martel to Wendi Richter etc.. all amazing women paving the way for this incredible night. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RESPECT?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#RESPECT</a> ������������</p>&mdash; Dwayne Johnson (@TheRock) <a href="https://twitter.com/TheRock/status/1056685074412920832?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 28, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

That's right, you'd better offer your input on this show - you were the deciding factor in who won the Battle Royal after all.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

It's Toni Storm time.

[rockman725]

Just turned it off. Maybe I'll turn it back on when I hear Charlotte vs. Becky is on.... maybe.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Just turned it off. Maybe I'll turn it back on when I hear Charlotte vs. Becky is on.... maybe.

I just said it's Toni Storm time.

[Droford]

Just turned it off. Maybe I'll turn it back on when I hear Charlotte vs. Becky is on.... maybe.

Probably right after thust

[DaveWadding]

IT'S TONI TIME, BAYBAY

[DaveWadding]

this Storm/Shirai match is one of the reasons I'm paying 9.99 this month

[Droford]

Woman ref..

[Emperor Smeat]

Weird to change Io's theme for the Finals. Her original one in the MYC was better.

[Droford]

Shirai and Sane could be some sort of weird tagvteam

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Io- Rey Mysterio is my favorite so I take the mask off at every match even though the mask is everything for mexican wrestlers because reasons.

[DaveWadding]

Io- Rey Mysterio is my favorite so I take the mask off at every match even though the mask is everything for mexican wrestlers because reasons.

You are a fucking moron.

[Triple A]

Does Toni Storm still do moves with her "ass" or did WWE "put a stop to that"

[DaveWadding]

Holy shit, Io.

[Droford]

Storms facial expressions are annoying

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Crowd seems dead for this one. They should have had an in-ring introduction and have somebody related to Mae Young to hand the trophy.

[Triple A]

This is good

[Droford]

Gimmick infringement

[slik]

I think Toni should win

[Emperor Smeat]

Ending felt a bit rushed but MYC Finals was good.

[DaveWadding]

"Toni Storm is gonna be a star"

... until she gets to the main roster

[KIRA]

That's alright Io you're going to kill it in NXT

[KIRA]

"Toni Storm is gonna be a star"

... until she gets to the main roster

Where she will be swiftly jobbed out to the Bellas

[My Final Heaven]

Was there any surprise here? :lol: No way they were going to have a Japanese girl win this thing 2 years in a row, yo

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Crown Jewel announcement after the MYC finals lol.

[Emperor Smeat]

Guess that confirms all the rumors and reports about WWE being very high on Toni and never really considering anyone else to win the MYC because of their UK plans.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

2-0 red sox for anybody only watching Evolution :y:

[Emperor Smeat]

:rofl: airing a package for Crown Jewel on tonight of all nights.

[KIRA]

Why is Crown Jewel still advertising Daniel Bryan and John Cena

[KIRA]

:rofl: airing a package for Crown Jewel on tonight of all nights.

That too.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

No women in the international crews lol

Russian Team translation: where is my sandwich and vodka.

[KIRA]

I like riots entrance attire

[KIRA]

Cuts to Bailey flat out refusing to leave the back unless she gets Finn Balor to come with her

[Mr. Nerfect]

Only really care about the crowd reactions.

[slik]

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[Mr. Nerfect]

Are they shitting on this or being polite?

[My Final Heaven]

Cole's doing his vocal scale warmups, got to be ready for the finish of this match.

"The Riot Kick, THE RIIIIIIIOOT KIIÌICK!!!!"

[slik]

Great Khali should come out r/n and brainchop all these jabronies

[slik]

Feels like a RAW tag match so far

[KIRA]

lol acknowledging the Wardrobe on a woman's pay-per-view I'm just saying

[Emperor Smeat]

Cuts to Bailey flat out refusing to leave the back unless she gets Finn Balor to come with her

Balor probably bolted to the crowd the moment he heard of Bayley wanting to lock him into a vicious pre-match hug.

[RP]

Guess that confirms all the rumors and reports about WWE being very high on Toni and never really considering anyone else to win the MYC because of their UK plans.

It's because she has a fat juicy ass that Vince wants to store his medications in and take them with a cup of her diarrhea

[My Final Heaven]

Is Ruby supposed to be... Cryptkeeper? I think

[Droford]

Sasha nearly killing herself as usual

[RP]

Vince wants to store his meds in Toni Storms ass and then have them spit out of her ass into his mouth like a Pez dispenser

[KIRA]

Good to have Sasha Banks back in the ring and ready to destroy her back all over again

[DAMN iNATOR]

Sarah Logan grabbing Sasha by her right breast on one of the moves.

[xrodmuc316]

Im a big fan of Sasha, but she is like 5 foot tall, the hell is she doing trying to dive over the top rope?

[Emperor Smeat]

Decent tag match but went on a bit too long.

:lol: at Cole claiming Riott Squad will be major players soon. They've been handled just as poorly on RAW as they were on Smackdown.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Decent tag match but went on a bit too long.

:lol: at Cole claiming Riott Squad will be major players soon. They've been handled just as poorly on RAW as they were on Smackdown.

They've been featured in many matches. Fought the Bellas and Rousey.

[KIRA]

aaaaand is the part of the show where Stephanie McMahon takes all the credit

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Cole: I apologize for NXT.

[Emperor Smeat]

These uplifting videos would be way more effective and feel a lot more genuine if WWE wasn't running a "No Women Allowed" event a week later.

[KIRA]

I Michael Cole a cisgender white male am so honored to be here tonight I can't make any sexist jokes or they will destroy me

[My Final Heaven]

They've put Ruby over superstrong, she's beat everybody in singles matches.

[xrodmuc316]

These uplifting videos would be way more effective and feel a lot more genuine if WWE wasn't running a "No Women Allowed" event a week later.

Not even a week later, 5 days later lol

[Emperor Smeat]

They've been featured in many matches. Fought the Bellas and Rousey.

Only because the rosters for both brands are small and lack of big heels on RAW. They went through a similar phase on Smackdown where they had a lot of tv time but no real direction.

[slik]

Who wins: Kairi or Shayna?

[Stickman]

Alicia Fox with a typical timing fuck up.
Battle Royal was shit, the women are too small for the ring, it looks so bad when they try to eliminate over the top rope. Big surprise Nia Jax won.
MYC was good.
Michael Cole pretty much called the end of the match when he said an Eddie Guerrero frog splash before Banks even jumped.

So far this is pretty much as expected. Botchmania will do a whole video on this train wreck.

[KIRA]

One of the things I love is that if you look at Shayna baszler MMA record despite how she's pushed is pretty pathetic

[xrodmuc316]

These uplifting videos would be way more effective and feel a lot more genuine if WWE wasn't running a "No Women Allowed" event a week later.

They should have an alternate commentary done solely by Jerry Lawler. So many boob jokes would be provided

[KIRA]

Alicia Fox with a typical timing fuck up.
Battle Royal was shit, the women are too small for the ring, it looks so bad when they try to eliminate over the top rope. Big surprise Nia Jax won.
MYC was good.
Michael Cole pretty much called the end of the match when he said an Eddie Guerrero frog splash before Banks even jumped.

So far this is pretty much as expected. Botchmania will do a whole video on this train wreck.

You choose your words wisely When you mention Alicia Fox

[My Final Heaven]

We've been too spoiled by this whole "smiley underdog face has a run" thing, I say it's about time we get a year-and-a-half of Shayna with the belt grimacing into the camera and delivering Ross Gellar-esque promos.

[Droford]

So weird having such a weird cartoonish gimmick in current wwe

[KIRA]

I thought they had two female referees

[KIRA]

So weird having such a weird cartoonish gimmick in current wwe

She actually was on some kind of boating team and they were Champs and Pirates were a real thing so it's okay

[xrodmuc316]

You choose your words wisely When you mention Alicia Fox

Agreed, that is not entirely on Fox. At worst she gets 33.3% of the blame.

Really though there should always be an attempted kick out of you know that isn't the finish, at least then the announcers could sell it as 2 and 7/8th seconds. Mickie should have kicked out weakly by getting a shoulder barely up.

The ref though, don't start counting if Fox isn't in position yet, get down slow and buy an extra second or two. Also don't stop counting before anything actually happens, that draws all the attention to the botch.

If I'm scoring, I say 50% ref fault, 20% Mickie and Foxy fault each, and 10% WWE fault for showing a replay of the ref screwing up the count lol

[slik]

Shayna looks like she should demolish the Pirate

[slik]

Shayna looks like a bartender at some bar in a rough neighborhood

[Stickman]

Shayna looks like she should demolish the Pirate

the pirate is too small to be taken seriously.

[Emperor Smeat]

Shayna is like the legit best women's heel star WWE has right now.

[Droford]

Well here we go

[KIRA]

I hope McMahon is watching all of this and taking notes
If he can look up from weeping over Roman Reigns picture long enough

[Stickman]

The ref botched that, what happened to lifting the arm for it to drop?

[slik]

Heinous actions by Shayna Bazler and the 4 horsewomen

smh

[DaveWadding]

I think it's funny how badly they telegraphed these shenanigans by showing Duke and Shafir in the crowd and not naming them.

[Theo Dious]

This show has been incredible so far.

[DAMN iNATOR]

No new champ there. Kairi didn't tap.

[slik]

Will the 4 horsewomen get involved later too tho...that name drop seems way too convenient....

[Emperor Smeat]

Another good match with another meh ending tonight.

Either WWE got cold feet on calling up the MMA 4 Horsewomen for Survivor Series or the rumor about what happens later tonight is still in effect.

[Droford]

Will the 4 horsewomen get involved later too tho...that name drop seems way too convenient....

And that's why that'll be the main event

[xrodmuc316]

One of the things I love is that if you look at Shayna baszler MMA record despite how she's pushed is pretty pathetic

Still a way better record than Phillip Jack lol

[KIRA]

Even though we all know the real main event is going to be Becky Lynch murdering Mister flair's baby girl

[KIRA]

Still a way better record than Phillip Jack lol :lol:

[My Final Heaven]

Al-riiiight, this is going to make the NXT Women's scene a barrel of monkeys for the next couple of years. Who's going to be 1st for the guillotine, my vote's for Candace LeRae.

[slik]

#BooTheWoo

[xrodmuc316]

Nice, time for the real main event! Becky #1

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

The real main event is now

[slik]

LMAO the WWE adding boos to Becky's video package

Ahahahahahaahahahahahahaha

[KIRA]

#BooTheWoo

[Emperor Smeat]

That promo by Edge to Becky is still funny for all the wrong reasons. Almost nothing he said made any sense considering his real life and career.

Becky had the perfect response to it.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

That promo by Edge to Becky is still funny for all the wrong reasons. Almost nothing he said made any sense considering his real life and career.

Becky had the perfect response to it.

Matt Hardy might say different.

[Emperor Smeat]

LMAO the WWE adding boos to Becky's video package

Ahahahahahaahahahahahahaha

Road Dogg probably still that upset crowds haven't responded well to his brilliant multi-layered face/heel ambiguity for this feud.

Maybe it would have worked if WWE didn't half-ass things and trying to force Becky as the heel.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: crowd got muted for Becky's entrance.

[slik]

Becky w/ the pop of the night

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Harlot.

[DaveWadding]

Jojo <3

[Triple A]

Just wish they pumped the arena full of fog along with the dark house lights . . .

[KIRA]

"TURN THE MICS DOWN DAMN IT"

[slik]

Infamous ref from Carmella's MITB cash-in

[Emperor Smeat]

Oh great, every time they legit fall down its going to led to a count. That surely won't get annoying very fast.

[slik]

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[KIRA]

lol Becky squaring up to the ref

I love this woman

[Stickman]

Michael Cole “this is the first count attempt.” On the third attempt, he sucks so much

[Emperor Smeat]

Now the ref decides to suddenly stop counting.

[xrodmuc316]

It's not just that Becky is getting cheered, she is the most over female I've even seen in WWE. Maybe late 90's Lita comes close, but other than that I can't think of anybody that comes close.

There is no reason WWE shouldn't pivot whatever long term plans they had an go 100% with Becky as champ.

It's the whole lightning in a bottle, yeah WWE didn't plan it this way, but that makes it better, and they shouldn't waste it by being to stubborn and stupid not to take advantage.

[DaveWadding]

Becky getting out the kendo stick!