RD 1. Hottest Chick in Wrestling Tournament: 1 Trish Stratus vs 16 Rosa Mendes

[Bad News Gertner]

We kick off this year's competition with our defending champion Trish Stratus taking on the 16th seed in the North bracket: Rosa Mendes.

Feel free to add photos, but keep it "safe for work"


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1. Trish Stratus


VS



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16. Rosa Mendes

[Evil Vito]

http://avante.biz/wp-content/uploads/Trish-Stratus-Wallpapers/Trish-Stratus-Wallpapers-009.jpg

Trish by a country mile. I liked Rosa when she was with Primo y Epico but no contest here.

[Evil Vito]

I dunno if Trish is my most frequently jacked off to person in my life, but she's probably solidly in the top 10 or maybe even top 5. Her WWE run happened when I was like 11-16 years old and jacked off anytime I could so, yeah :o

[Franco Vazquez]

Rosa giving Trish tougher time than she expected. I voted for Rosa because Trish looks horrible these days

[Nicky Fives]

Trish. No contest.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Everyone is entitled to their own tastes and I completely respect that, but it's well worth pointing out that Rosa Mendes looks significantly like a transsexual. Again, this isn't an issue if you're into that, it's fine, it really is.

But if you voted for her, you def bang trannies

[Franco Vazquez]

What is the point of having this poll open for 3 days? Do you want to stretch this tournament for months or what?

[Franco Vazquez]

Everyone is entitled to their own tastes and I completely respect that, but it's well worth pointing out that Rosa Mendes looks significantly like a transsexual. Again, this isn't an issue if you're into that, it's fine, it really is.

But if you voted for her, you def bang trannies

I voted for her because Trish looks horrible these days.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

I voted for her because Trish looks horrible these days.

That's cool, you don't need to justify why you'd rather bang a tranny. You be you and own that my good man.

[Innovator]

Rosa was pretty solid when she debuted, but went with Trish

[Big Vic]

But if you voted for her, you def bang trannies

Ok CockSnogger.

[Franco Vazquez]

That's cool, you don't need to justify why you'd rather bang a tranny. You be you and own that my good man.

Lol i dont like transsexuals. In that case every latina is a transsexual

[owenbrown]

Iginfest clearly taking quiet shots at Hanso

[Bad News Gertner]

What is the point of having this poll open for 3 days? Do you want to stretch this tournament for months or what?

Actually yes.

[Lock Jaw]

Was there an official ruling, is this about Trish in her "prime", or Trish today?

[Bad News Gertner]

Prime

[Bad News Gertner]

Trish easy. Rosa is a giant butter face.

[Destor]

What is the point of having this poll open for 3 days? Do you want to stretch this tournament for months or what?

The 3 day standard is a time honored tradition

[Destor]

Was there an official ruling, is this about Trish in her "prime", or Trish today?

I think whichever you believe to be their best.

"On their best day"

[Volare]

Rosa's greatest moment.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BwokAzWCEAAhldE.jpg

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I dunno if Trish is my most frequently jacked off to person in my life, but she's probably solidly in the top 10 or maybe even top 5. Her WWE run happened when I was like 11-16 years old and jacked off anytime I could so, yeah :o

This is the analysis I’m here for.

[Franco Vazquez]

I would like to change my vote because I thought it was about present time anyways Trish in 2000s was a real busty hoe who coronated Divas in WWE.

[screech]

Trish is a #1 seed for a reason.

[Franco Vazquez]

I am already calling Trish vs Maryse finale.

[Triple A]

Voted for Rosa Mendes based on the pic in the first post cause idk who she is... Looks a lot different in other pics.........

[Lock Jaw]

To my personal tastes, Trish looked best after retirement as a brunette. But before her current "has not aged well" look.

I'll vote her over Rosa for that, but in general I do think Trish is overrated in the looks department. I'm not saying she wasn't great looking, but just there are plenty I would rate above her.

[Frank Drebin]

I think Trish was overrated and thus will vote against her in every match.

Agree with LJ that my favorite look for her was when she first went brunette.

[Ezra]

To my personal tastes, Trish looked best after retirement as a brunette. But before her current "has not aged well" look.

I'll vote her over Rosa for that, but in general I do think Trish is overrated in the looks department. I'm not saying she wasn't great looking, but just there are plenty I would rate above her.

This ad has been approved by the counsel of Ezra for Supreme Chancellor.

[ClockShot]

Trish will probably win this in a landslide.

But Rosa was bangin' in her own right. Underutilized in her time with the company.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Rosa's greatest moment.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BwokAzWCEAAhldE.jpg

Allow me to respond:
https://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1395031/trish-stratus-14_medium.jpg

I rest my case.

[Cool King]

Really? I was actually expecting it to be this image:

http://i.imgur.com/Sh3GxoA.jpg

[Cool King]

Or this one:

http://x.fap.to/images/full/42/155/1551452712.jpg

[Cool King]

Or this one that Lock Jaw would probably enjoy:

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c3/03/f2/c303f25b6c6f4896f503f96fc5ddc732.jpg

[Franco Vazquez]

I am not into butts. I am a tits guy

[Destor]

Ass and thighs <3

[Helmsphere]

If we're going by Prime. Trish. If we're going current, Rosa.

Trish in her prime was way better.

then again, Rosa had at one time my favorite look. Always been a sucky for girls with Raven colored hair.

[Helmsphere]

Then again with a imagination, I can always pretend this gif is of Rosa reaction to taking it in the pooper.

https://media1.tenor.com/images/9fcd51a8da9553b2620255dd7e268197/tenor.gif?itemid=12159300

Trish seems too much of a prude to do that.

[Franco Vazquez]

https://statics.sportskeeda.com/editor/2018/05/5ebda-1527702147-800.jpg

[Destor]

42 and still super pretty.

[Franco Vazquez]

Guys here please vote in my tournament as well. It will be a quick one and will be ended soon.

[Destor]

k

[Bad News Gertner]

Really? I was actually expecting it to be this image:

http://i.imgur.com/Sh3GxoA.jpg

I was gonna use that one for a later round

[Franco Vazquez]

I was gonna use that one for a later round

Did you use Challonge.com for brackets?

[Lock Jaw]

Really? I was actually expecting it to be this image:

http://i.imgur.com/Sh3GxoA.jpg

Always "hated" this image..... always thought it made her ass look like a giant mushroom, and just in general seems like an "awkward pose/photo"

[#1-norm-fan]

Trish. Rosa had her moments though.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Trish. She probably will win it all unless Maurice does.

[Franco Vazquez]

My tournament is much better.

[#1-norm-fan]

If the people voting were all over 30 then Sunny would win it. She's by far the hottest wrestling chick for her time. But yeah, Trish will probably win.

[Destor]

Im over 30. I prefer fitness chicks. Trish is queen.

[Lock Jaw]

You can't trust anyone over 30, though...... (I can't trust myself, for example)

[#1-norm-fan]

Sunny was a fucking Bodydonna.

[Destor]

Im sure thats important to someone

[Franco Vazquez]

In my tournament, Dawn Marie heads to Round of 64.

[#1-norm-fan]

Hey, Destor. Since you're so into fitness chicks, can I expect your vote when Nicole Bass comes up?

CHECKMATE!

[Destor]

Bass is a bodybuilder not a fitness model

[Destor]

But fuck it. Sure why not

[Destor]

+1 Nicole Bass

[Franco Vazquez]

Guys vote on the poll of my tournament. It is Cathy Kelley vs Alexa Bliss

[Destor]

Sorry let me know when nicole bass is up

[Franco Vazquez]

Dead people aren't included.

[Destor]

Necrophobe

[Simple Fan]

Pretty easy one there, good 1 vs 16 matchup.

[Franco Vazquez]

My tournament is much better. I have already started the main round and it has some really good mouthwatering and five knuckle shuffling matches.

[#1-norm-fan]

+1 Nicole Bass

Quoting this so you can't ever go back on it.

[#1-norm-fan]

Dead people aren't included.

Oh fuck you!

[Destor]

Quoting this so you can't ever go back on it.

Lol i wont

[Tom Guycott]

Then again with a imagination, I can always pretend this gif is of Rosa reaction to taking it in the pooper.

https://media1.tenor.com/images/9fcd51a8da9553b2620255dd7e268197/tenor.gif?itemid=12159300

Trish seems too much of a prude to do that.

Then again, this happened:

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/HrOEVe4fHXA" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Granted, there was additional context to that skit, but it still ended up being implied pegging.

[Tom Guycott]

Oddly enough, Rosa had a weird thing about her where it seemed like just about any promotional photo was just ...bad. She looked hotter when she wasn't trying to look hot, if that makes any sense.

Like, if she took a random selfie at the supermarket, she looked way better than in a controlled, professionally lit photoshoot with makeup and scenery.

[Evil Vito]

This is the analysis I’m here for.

If only it were easy enough for me base every vote in this tourney on the cumulative number of lifetime jerks. Alas the blonde harem of Trish, Stacy, and Torrie were the only three I can remember logging serious me time with and that was nearly all early to mid teens.

Not saying I haven't paid the occasional to Maryse or Maria or whoever else over the years but not enough to extrapolate

[Tom Guycott]

Should have bought the posters. That way, you could just tally the streaks.

[mike adamle]

Easily Rosa Mendes. Would much rather bang a spicy latina

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Trish is my #1

[Supreme Olajuwon]

If only it were easy enough for me base every vote in this tourney on the cumulative number of lifetime jerks. Alas the blonde harem of Trish, Stacy, and Torrie were the only three I can remember logging serious me time with and that was nearly all early to mid teens.

Not saying I haven't paid the occasional to Maryse or Maria or whoever else over the years but not enough to extrapolate

I think you would also need to adjust for nude v non nude wank. Clearly a wank to Trish or Stacy should count more than a wank to Torrie or Maryse who have “borne it all” for the camera

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

I could literally wank to Trish's (mouth) lips.

[Franco Vazquez]

I didnt know people get horny by mouth as well

[Frank Drebin]

I think you would also need to adjust for nude v non nude wank. Clearly a wank to Trish or Stacy should count more than a wank to Torrie or Maryse who have “borne it all” for the camera

Multiplier is # of times already wanked in the last 24 hours. If you could get yourself off a 3rd or 4th time, that's got to be bonus points, right? Must've been something hot.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Also need to adjust for diversity of wank options during a particular time period. For example, a Sunny wank would count less because she was the only viable wank option of her era. Whereas a Trish wank, where Trish may be top 5 all time but arguably #3 in her own era, would count much more.

[Frank Drebin]

Well, if you're going to bring diversity into it, you also have to account for two things:

1) Time spent wanking to others prior to switching to the wankable babe we're giving points to. Should take away points if you needed a fluffer act.

2) "The Finish" Bonus points if you blow your load to the wankable babe in question. It's a pretty intimate thing when you use your one load shot, so she must be pretty special.

I mean, you're opening up the door for other variables. I dunno if that's a half used jar of Vaseline we want to open.

[Lock Jaw]

https://media.giphy.com/media/DHqth0hVQoIzS/source.gif

[Supreme Olajuwon]

This doesn’t even begin to account for the scarcity of visibility quotient. Are you pausing a Miss Elizabeth segment on your Coliseum VHS or are you rolling a GIF of Miss Kitty flashing her tots on PPV? These things matter.

[Frank Drebin]

Lock Jaw, this is no time for games. We need to get this figured out before the next match. We have to solve the equation.

What should we call it?

[DAMN iNATOR]

Lock Jaw, this is no time for games. We need to get this figured out before the next match. We have to solve the equation.

What should we call it?

You might need to bring in the big guns, i.e. Steiner Math to come up with the answer.

[Franco Vazquez]

I'd be more interested in this tournament if it wasn't this lazy

[Ultra Mantis]

But you already seem very interested, you have the most posts in this thread and you even peddle your own crusty fan wank bootleg version. This is your favourite thing!

[Franco Vazquez]

Never understood the hype about Stacy. Small tits and small ass, just a pretty face.

[Big Vic]

This tourny will take over half a year.

[Franco Vazquez]

This tourny will take over half a year.

That's why I made another one which will be ended within a week

[Destor]

That's why I made another one which will be ended within a week

it wont if you keep sleeping all the damn time

[Franco Vazquez]

I sleep at 6am here.

[Destor]

start doing intermittent naps. After you post one of these cat nap until the end time. Solves itself.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

This doesn’t even begin to account for the scarcity of visibility quotient. Are you pausing a Miss Elizabeth segment on your Coliseum VHS or are you rolling a GIF of Miss Kitty flashing her tots on PPV? These things matter.

You aren't even considering the highly touted Sensational Sherri wank - of which I still partake in to this day.

[Sixx]

Trish. Don't like Rosa's nose.

[Bad News Gertner]

Trish wins!

Next match up will be posted tonight.

[Cool King]

I forgot to vote but I can see that my vote really wouldn't have made any difference.

[Volare]

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