RAW -- 11.26.18 -- #SweetEmbraceofDeath

[slik]

Discuss

[Droford]

Big Breakfast Baron Corbin is a lie

[slik]

btw, Hi ABT

I've missed you

[ClockShot]

Another Monday, another Raw to try to watch from start to finish.

[rez]

haven't watched in a few weeks..lashley, corbin, and drew? the fuq

[Dark One]

Skipped shows last week. Doesn't sound like I missed much. I went back to watch the D-Bry promo, but otherwise had a nice week off.

Let's see how tonight's shitshow goes.

[ClockShot]

Oh god, and we're off and running on the wrong foot.

[Dark One]

Bobby Lashley with that outfit and his bent over "pose" has to be a rib right?

[Savio]

Bobby Lashley should go full Chad.

[Franco Vazquez]

I am back

[rez]

back to rdr2...back on the mission train.

this company is garbage.

[Jordan]

This is gonna be a long night!

[Savio]

Oh my he didn't hit his elbow :eek:

[KIRA]

Alright got my chips and my cyanide pill I'm ready

[ClockShot]

Nice makeup on the arm.

[slik]

I am thankful Lio Rush does not have a mic

[KIRA]

It's time to make Finn Balor the face of this f****** brand again

[Anybody Thrilla]

Hey guys. I'm here.

Also slik, Cleveland is about six hours north of Cincinnati.

[ClockShot]

Dr. James Andrews is behind the camera laughing his ass off. Even he probably thinks Vince is stupid at this point.

Appreciates the business he sends him, however.

[KIRA]

His two biggest faces are gone I wonder if Vince is shiting his depends yet

Well three biggest faces cuz Becky is gone too

[Savio]

Steph: "Congrats Baron you injured one of our top draws. You are now the full time GM"

[Dark One]

Hey guys. I'm here.

Also slik, Cleveland is about six hours north of Cincinnati.

Truly a night of momentous returns.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Starrcade was a blast live, so I'm riding a wrestling high right now. I'm sure it'll be quelled tonight.

[ClockShot]

Someone didn't pay the bill.

[Dark One]

"General Manager Elect" is a pretty fucking fantastic heat-generating nickname though.

[Franco Vazquez]

Elias is boring now

[KIRA]

Is tonight the night is Vince McMahon finally going to realize that he spent literally decades building up nobody to take his top Stars places in case something like this happened

[slik]

A promo to kick off RAW, what a novel concept!

[slik]

Hey guys. I'm here.

Also slik, Cleveland is about six hours north of Cincinnati.

Wellll I was close lol

[KIRA]

Face Elias really needs to ditch the guitar

[slik]

Off-Topic but Amanda Bynes looks great again

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[ClockShot]

Trying to figure out who Bubby is trying to look like.

T2 Schwarzenegger?

[KIRA]

You watch that joke is going to be around as long as Drake Maverick is employed by this company

[Franco Vazquez]

Poor man's version of John Cena sucks

[Dark One]

Trying to figure out who Bubby is trying to look like.

T2 Schwarzenegger?

Gay Biker Porn Extra

[KIRA]

Off-Topic but Amanda Bynes looks great again

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">&quot;I have no fear of the future. I've been through the worst and came out the other end and survived it so I just feel like it's only up from here.&quot; <a href="https://twitter.com/amandabynes?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@amandabynes</a> <a href="https://t.co/NFpW1Yy7AN">https://t.co/NFpW1Yy7AN</a></p>&mdash; PAPER Magazine (@papermagazine) <a href="https://twitter.com/papermagazine/status/1067173655791247360?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 26, 2018</a></blockquote>
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The kid from Nickelodeon what happened to her

[ClockShot]

Off-Topic but Amanda Bynes looks great again

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Never was an issue with looks.

It was the craziness. Went down that road Britney Spears went a while back.

[slik]

She had some rough times for a while

[ClockShot]

Gay Biker Porn Extra

Ah. There ya go.

[GD]

Just remembered that Baron Corbin is a former United States Champion.

[KIRA]

She had some rough times for a while

Okay I looked it up yikes

[slik]

Seth
Elias
Finn

currently top faces on Brand Red

[GD]

Hey guys. I'm here.

Also slik, Cleveland is about six hours north of Cincinnati.

I'm glad, ABT. Hope you enjoyed Buddy Murphy's title defense at Survivor Series.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I kinda like Lashley and Drew as Corbin's heavies.

[Franco Vazquez]

WOW Lashley vs Elias again

[ClockShot]

This should be quick. The "numbers game" will get to Elias unless someone comes out to "even the odds".

[Anybody Thrilla]

I'm glad, ABT. Hope you enjoyed Buddy Murphy's title defense at Survivor Series.

I did, thanks. Survivor Series was really good all around.

[Jordan]

Elias certainly came off like a top star in his opening segment let's see what he does in the ring, he's usually pretty forgettable for me.

[Franco Vazquez]

Just remembered that Baron Corbin is a former United States Champion.

I dont even remember the current US champion.

[Jordan]

I hate wrestling in jeans!

[ClockShot]

Side note. Let's fast forward to the Ambrose stuff so Cole and irritate Renee to the point she whips the headset off and kicks his ass.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Why don't they just do Corbin v. Angle for the title of GM? Does that make too much sense?

[Dark One]

WOW Lashley vs Elias again

Just wait.

Finn Balor vs Baron Corbin is definitely coming up.

I'd say there's a 97.333% chance that Bayley/Sasha/and/or/Natalya take on some combination of the Riott Squad.

[slik]

Rumor on who will answer Seth's open challenge tonight



EC3 or Bray

[Franco Vazquez]

I swear if it's one of Finn, Jinder, Bray or Ambrose answering Seth's IC title open challenge, I am gonna break my laptop

[KIRA]

I think Renee might work better as a heel commentator

[GD]

I did, thanks. Survivor Series was really good all around.

In retrospect, it was a good show. The only thing that bothers me is the fallout on Smackdown. Zero consequences.

[Jordan]

Elias is going for it.

[slik]

I swear if it's one of Finn, Jinder, Bray or Ambrose answering Seth's IC title open challenge, I am gonna break my laptop

Finn is literally wrestling Corbin later

[Anybody Thrilla]

I think Renee might work better as a heel commentator

I don't know, she's pretty lovable.

[Franco Vazquez]

I lick my own butthole


According to wiki, EC3 will debut tonight on RAW. Maybe thats a reason to bear this show.

[KIRA]

I can't wait till religious groups get pissed at the company for dubbing Bobby Lashley the Almighty

[slik]

So used to seeing Elias in jeans can't picture him wrestling in long tights or trunks tbh

I'm sure he has at some point in his rasslin career but I can't picture it.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Escape Room looks dumb as fuck.

[KIRA]

I don't know, she's pretty lovable.

Yeah but when she gets snippy she is really good(her voice) at it now if only those Powers could be turned toward evil

[Franco Vazquez]

Giving an hour to women's on RAW is the reason for the downfall of RAW. RAW was much better before smarky idiots trended #GiveDivasAChance

[Anybody Thrilla]

So used to seeing Elias in jeans can't picture him wrestling in long tights or trunks tbh

I'm sure he has at some point in his rasslin career but I can't picture it.

Just imagine Sylvester Lafort or whatever that dude's name was.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Yeah but when she gets snippy she is really good(her voice) at it now if only those Powers could be turned toward evil

I'd be down with it.

[Franco Vazquez]

Marks are the biggest hypocrites in the history of the world. They used to hate when Lars Sullivan when he was on NXT but now they are getting horny because he's gonna debut on Main Roster.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Elias drops a nice elbow.

[slik]

100% Vince will shorten his name to LARS within two weeks.

[ClockShot]

Please.

[KIRA]

Giving an hour to women's on RAW is the reason for the downfall of RAW. RAW was much better before smarky idiots trended #GiveDivasAChance

I would argue that it was years and years of not giving people what they want as well as repetitive storylines and Vince McMahon being old and out of touch that did it

[Anybody Thrilla]

Marks are the biggest hypocrites in the history of the world. They used to hate when Lars Sullivan when he was on NXT but now they are getting horny because he's gonna debut on Main Roster.

People seemed to like him in NXT around here at least.

[GD]

I can't wait till religious groups get pissed at the company for dubbing Bobby Lashley the Almighty

Remember when the POTUS called him "The Great" Bobby Lashley?

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[Dark One]

100% Vince will shorten his name to LARS within two weeks.

Nah

Just gonna rename him HEIDENREICH

[Franco Vazquez]

AOP and TJP are the stupidest names in WWE atm

[GD]

100% Vince will shorten his name to LARS within two weeks.

Isn't he already in trouble for his past posts on a bodybuilding forum?

Under the Disenfranchised name, Sullivan commented on a video of Stephanie McMahon saying, “Very sexy, Thanks for the fap vid.” But then his account was soon banned for a plethora of apparent reasons probably due to his abusive language.

When asked to clarify what McMahon said in an old K-Rock interview with Howard Stern, apparently Sullivan remembered what she had to say when he replied: “She was a good sport and went along with the sexual answers Howard threw at her. It’s been several years since it aired but I remember her talking about getting it ‘hard’ and ‘soft’ from HHH. No anal ‘yet.’ And she’s completely shaven.” Those are some very personal things to know about your bosses’ wife and daughter, especially if you’re going to talk openly about it.

[Franco Vazquez]

Torture continues and it will continue after this match too because i can bet it will be divas action after this match. At least in Attitude Era and RA, Bikini contests and B&P matches were good for someone with erectile dysfunction

[Anybody Thrilla]

Ohhhh, cool stair spot.

[KIRA]

This might be the most eh stable since League of Nations

[slik]

That was a cool spot

[Anybody Thrilla]

I like this stable, if I'm being honest.

[Jordan]

Huge victory for THE ALMIGHTY Bobby LASHLEY! Not bad.

[KIRA]

Remember when the POTUS called him "The Great" Bobby Lashley?

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They're okay with verbal tics from stupid people

[Franco Vazquez]

I miss when there used to be romantic angles in WWE. Nowadays there are none of that, thanks to feminazi propaganda

[Anybody Thrilla]

Is Ambrose hurt again???

[GD]

I miss Lashley's old theme.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Calm down, Franco.

[Jordan]

Sweet, Tag Titles on the line, Finn and Corbin could be entertaining they've worked a ton together, plus Seth open challenge... sounds promising.

[Franco Vazquez]

There are a lot of gimmick ideas which they could use in WWE but they keep on bringing on stupid generic gimmicks. There should be a fuckboi gimmick as well

[Anybody Thrilla]

Sweet, Tag Titles on the line, Finn and Corbin could be entertaining they've worked a ton together, plus Seth open challenge... sounds promising.

I'm with you.

[Anybody Thrilla]

There are a lot of gimmick ideas which they could use in WWE but they keep on bringing on stupid generic gimmicks. There should be a fuckboi gimmick as well

Baron Corbin is kind of a fuck boi.

[ClockShot]

Ambrose's personal doctor. This should be good.

Cole: "RENEE! YOU'RE MARRIED TO A MADMAN!"

Renee: "Fuck you."

[ClockShot]

Oh.

They are gonna roll with this after all.

[Jordan]

I find all of the moments between Corbin's rest holds to be pretty tolerable. I have to enjoy the fact that he's so easy to hate, that's what makes him a great heel. He's like on the verge of what was once called "X-Pac Heat" but he reels it into the realm of "good heat".

[ClockShot]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND WE'RE OFF!

[Franco Vazquez]

Fuckboi is someone who gets along with ton of girls and ends up bedding them.

[Jordan]

Nice moving Bliss into this spot.

[Franco Vazquez]

I am a fuckboi as well.

[Franco Vazquez]

Alexa Bliss is gonna retire too it seems

[Anybody Thrilla]

Fuckboi is someone who gets along with ton of girls and ends up bedding them.

This is not accurate.

[Jordan]

I can't stop plucking individual hairs from my beard help.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I am a fuckboi as well.

By your terms, this is also probably not accurate.

[KIRA]

Come on guys you shop at the same jeans store be friends

[Anybody Thrilla]

There really are a lot of stinky wrestling fans.

[slik]

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[KIRA]

There really are a lot of stinky wrestling fans.

They got nothing on fan conventions

[Dark One]

Weird for Dean Ambrose to get his birth control shot on TV but hey

[ClockShot]

:rofl:

[Jordan]

LOL okay WWE not afraid of the government anymore with Ambrose getting juice from the backstage doc live on tv.

[slik]

There really are a lot of stinky wrestling fans.

This is the damn truth.

So many fans who just wear the same Bullet Club shirt they used as a cum rag for three days straight while downing Monsters and Doritos and forgetting to bathe

[KIRA]

Look at that f****** horse tranquilizer and what am I watching right now

[Jordan]

This is the damn truth.

So many fans who just wear the same Bullet Club shirt they used as a cum rag for three days straight while downing Monsters and Doritos and forgetting to bathe

So accurate. Why are they like this.:(

[GD]

Dean Ambrose's generic heel shtick is not working for me.

[Jordan]

I wish going to rasslin was classy and people would sometimes dress up in a suit and tie for ppv's at least.

[Anybody Thrilla]

They got nothing on fan conventions

There always seem to be wrestlers at those, so I'd imagine there's a large crossover.

[Jordan]

Dean Ambrose's generic heel shtick is not working for me.

I agree it's such an act.

[slik]

BUMBLEBEE vs BROCK

[Anybody Thrilla]

I wish going to rasslin was classy and people would sometimes dress up in a suit and tie for ppv's at least.

Be the change you want to see. I wore a button up to Starrcade.

[KIRA]

Dean Ambrose's generic heel shtick is not working for me.

I know I'm so disappointed where's the guy that cut promos while wielding a bloody Fork

[Jordan]

Omaha Steaks for 59.99 sounds like a goddamn steal.

[Jordan]

Be the change you want to see. I wore a button up to Starrcade.

:y:

[Anybody Thrilla]

Dean Ambrose's generic heel shtick is not working for me.

Same. I thought he'd be a little more creative.

[Franco Vazquez]

Another rematch from last week

[Jordan]

The Revival suck so bad in WWE.

[slik]

I think Kalisto and Gran Metallik are good rasslers

[KIRA]

It didn't take this company long to Define luchadors by Mexican stereotypes good to see

[Dark One]

I'm pretty certain the exchange rate from peso to dollar comes out to three on two.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Lucha House Party is like The Shield if The Shield was fucking annoying as shit.

[Franco Vazquez]

What the fuck is this Lucha House Party Rules?

[Franco Vazquez]

How long till WWE shortens Lucha House Party name to LHP?

[RP]

Just tuned in. Why are they replaying last weeks RAW? Is it because the snowstorms or something?

[Dark One]

I am not sure how the Lucha House Rules is a face gimmick but whatever. Good for them for getting a Raw push.

[KIRA]

They need to call up Drew gulak to be the third man

[Anybody Thrilla]

If anyone can just go around making their own rules, more people should do it.

[GD]

The Lucha House Party rules are preposterous.

[RP]

Oh god no. Do we have to sit through a Nia Fatz promo?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Oh fuck no, they're letting Nia talk.

[Franco Vazquez]

It seems like Gran Metalik has been going heavy on those tacos and burritos

[Dark One]

Nia Jax Championship History Lesson?

Sounds like a good opportunity to wander off and take some drugs.

[Dark One]

I am uncomfortable with how attracted I am to Sasha Banks in that Rey mask.

[GD]

Poor Bayley and Banks :(

[xrodmuc316]

I miss when there used to be romantic angles in WWE. Nowadays there are none of that, thanks to feminazi propaganda

They tried to run an Enzo/Nia storyline, Enzo was so scared he raped somebody to get out of it!

[KIRA]

They're going to let Nia Jax talk the audience should walk

[Franco Vazquez]

You can pay me $1m and I still wont fuck Sasha

[Anybody Thrilla]

Do they not realize that talking is not Nia's strong point? And also, wrestling isn't her strong point? And also, fuck Nia Jax? I mean, seems so obvious.

[KIRA]

Poor Bayley and Banks :(

I don't know how bad that is they had DX do the same thing course it was elderly DX but still

[Franco Vazquez]

The only strong point of Nia is her bloodline.

[RP]

I hope we hear " You're fat ! " chants but i'm sure WWE when edit the crowd.

[Anybody Thrilla]

You can pay me $1m and I still wont fuck Sasha

Now THIS is a fuckboi.

[slik]

I was in the other room did the match end

[slik]

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[Anybody Thrilla]

I'm glad Sullivan lost the knee brace.

[slik]

Hottest Free Agent LARS baybay!

[Franco Vazquez]

There used to be a time when I couldn't decide who am I gonna nut to from WWE divas and now I have to search some women from WWE to fap to.

[xrodmuc316]

Did they seriously just say Lars is the most sought after free agent ever?? The guy that's been in developmental for 5 years and is still as green as goose shit??

[RP]

This is about to be the worst segment of the year. WWE is going for it! Only a few more weeks before they can pull off the WOAT of 2018.

[GD]

I don't know how bad that is they had DX do the same thing course it was elderly DX but still

That's true.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I was in the other room did the match end

Nope, it's going to continue around Nia's promo.

[Franco Vazquez]

Lars Sullivan looks like that idiot who used to eat turnbuckles.

[slik]

Nia a mega heel

[Dark One]

Do they not realize that talking is not Nia's strong point? And also, wrestling isn't her strong point? And also, fuck Nia Jax? I mean, seems so obvious.

You know how people always talk about how ECW and Paul Heyman's big advantage was their ability to accentuate the positives and hide the negatives? Like turning Taz into a murder machine where he didn't have to cut long promos or whatever.

I feel like WWE tries very hard to do the inverse of that.

[Franco Vazquez]

I wouldn't want to listen Nia moan tbh

[RP]

The look on Tamina's face lol

[slik]

I like LARS

[KIRA]

Zero response that's the best thing this audience could do

[Dark One]

"She should get used to me taking things from her because I WILL STEAL A BITCH'S CHICKEN LEG"

[slik]

Talking (alongside wrestling) is not exactly Nia's strongpoint.

[Anybody Thrilla]

You know how people always talk about how ECW and Paul Heyman's big advantage was their ability to accentuate the positives and hide the negatives? Like turning Taz into a murder machine where he didn't have to cut long promos or whatever.

I feel like WWE tries very hard to do the inverse of that.

Sounds about right.

[Jordan]

This is like the worst promo ever.

[KIRA]

I will say this in Roman Reigns defense at least he was good enough for the fans to want to work up the energy to boo him

Of like half the audience doesn't give a s*** and the other half is giving the least amount of effort possible to boo

[Franco Vazquez]

Lars Sullivan is someone who would be more suited in 70s than now.

[RP]

This is not as bad as i thought, but it helps that they water the promo down with tons of video footage.

[Dark One]

It was a miracle that Ronda vs Nia was shaping up so good the first time. Why would they tempt fate and try again?

[xrodmuc316]

Nia a mega heel

I disagree. She sucks and gets Booed when she comes out, because she fucking sucks, but as soon as she started talking the crowd went dead. Nobody gives a fuck about her.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Do they not realize that talking is not Nia's strong point? And also, wrestling isn't her strong point? And also, fuck Nia Jax? I mean, seems so obvious.

Talking (alongside wrestling) is not exactly Nia's strongpoint.

[GD]

WWE 2K taught me that Nia is the only heavyweight in a division filled with cruiserweights.

[RP]

Tamina dont know what the fuck to think. I cant stop staring at Tamina's facial impression.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Nia did get the most heat at Starrcade though.

[Franco Vazquez]

Nia gets less reaction than Croatia's second goal at SF from the poms.

[slik]

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[RP]

This really is the best promo Nia has ever done. It's not that bad.

[slik]

Apparently Ronda is noted Muppet, Fozzy Bear

[Franco Vazquez]

Wasn't Tamina's dad a murderer?

[RP]

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SMILING RONDA! FUCKING TAKE THIS SHIT SERIOUSLY! GOD FUCK

[Anybody Thrilla]

Fuck could Ronda possibly be smiling about?

[Jordan]

This really is the best promo Nia has ever done. It's not that bad.

It's painfully bad.

[KIRA]

It was a miracle that Ronda vs Nia was shaping up so good the first time. Why would they tempt fate and try again?

Because there's no such thing as oversaturation in the world of Vincent Kennedy McMahon

[Franco Vazquez]

Who's worse at mic? Nia or Ronda?

[RP]

Stop admiring your chants omg. THis is gay as hell.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Has Tamina ever said words?

[GD]

Tamina dont know what the fuck to think. I cant stop staring at Tamina's facial impression.

Highly underrated. She always has the "not this shit again" look 24/7.

[RP]

Does Ronda have Ebola?

[Franco Vazquez]

It seems like Ronda has got a sore throat.

[xrodmuc316]

I want to take this time to point out once again that WWE KILLED Asuka because Vince wanted fat Babyface Nia Jax to have a Wrestlemania match.

[KIRA]

No you stupid f****** mutants you save the you're not Becky chant for tomorrow night

[Jordan]

CHANGED THE WHOLE WORLD

[GD]

What's up with Ronda's eyes? Is she going to cry?

[Franco Vazquez]

Pornstars have better mic skills than these both.

[Anybody Thrilla]

It seems like Ronda has got a sore throat.

Selling that chair stomp.

[erickman]

Tamina dont know what the fuck to think. I cant stop staring at Tamina's facial impression.

she is a good heel sidekick, they make a good faces of fear womans team

[RP]

Nia does look a lot more comfortable.

[KIRA]

I want to take this time to point out once again that WWE KILLED Asuka because Vince wanted fat Babyface Nia Jax to have a Wrestlemania match.

Also want to point out that their biggest gripe with Asuka is that she couldn't speak English despite the fact that she got over not speaking English way more than Nia Jax has speaking English

[xrodmuc316]

Nia does look a lot more comfortable.

At a buffet you mean

[slik]

You know how people always talk about how ECW and Paul Heyman's big advantage was their ability to accentuate the positives and hide the negatives? Like turning Taz into a murder machine where he didn't have to cut long promos or whatever.

I feel like WWE tries very hard to do the inverse of that.

U know I'm stealing that for Twatter! :kiss:

[GD]

"Monolithic mute" :nono:

[RP]

I wish Natayla would go away.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I better get my Riott Squad theme and adorable Liv walk tonight.

[Franco Vazquez]

Whole women's division in one segment. WOW

[GD]

Aren't Tamina and Nia Jax related?

[slik]

Pinkeye Ronda Rousey

[Franco Vazquez]

Liv Morgan looks like Elsa Jean.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Why can't a tag title feud just be about being the best tag team and not Drake Maverick making pee pee?

[Dark One]

Jesus

[KIRA]

Aren't Tamina and Nia Jax related?

Yeah I thought I heard her referred of them dating each other too but then when nia responded she said double date

[Franco Vazquez]

Drake Maverick has much better mic skills despite having a thick British accent.

[slik]

AOPee

[Dark One]

If you want to rib Drake about something, Rib him about the fact that his tan usually looks like he fell asleep in a Flavorwave Turbo Oven.

[Dark One]

Is that "Into the Spiderverse" movie purposely animated at 5 FPS or was that just a bad trailer

[slik]

This is still better than Rockstar Spud vs ODB

[Franco Vazquez]

Does Ronda have AIDS?

[KIRA]

AOPee

Yeah that joke isn't going to wear real thin real fast with this company

[Franco Vazquez]

LOL Marks throwing their hate on me on Twitter because I called Nia fat.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Hopefully Roode turns tonight.

[Franco Vazquez]

Chad is good enough to be a singles wrestler.

[Dark One]

I want Chad Gable to be the one to turn and steal Roode's gimmick: THE GLORIOUS Gable.

Also dye his hair blonde so he can be a shrunken Flair. MONEY

[slik]

bWo shirt spotted in the crowd

[slik]

I like that idea @ Dark One

[xrodmuc316]

Bobby Roode might be the most wasted/botched NXT Callup of all time.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I want Chad Gable to be the one to turn and steal Roode's gimmick: THE GLORIOUS Gable.

Also dye his hair blonde so he can be a shrunken Flair. MONEY

OK, I like that.

[Franco Vazquez]

What if Jason Jordan answers the IC open challenge?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Bobby Roode might be the most wasted/botched NXT Callup of all time.

Not even close.

[Dark One]

I am available for booking committees.

[Anybody Thrilla]

What if Jason Jordan answers the IC open challenge?

That would be the shit.

[Franco Vazquez]

Do people still hate Jason Jordan? He was the best act in WWE last year at this time of they year.

[Dark One]

Jason Jordan should have to re-earn his final theme music.

He returns to his shitty MIDI trumpet theme from when he first moved to Raw and every time he wins a match his music moves forward one revision.

[KIRA]

Do people still hate Jason Jordan? He was the best act in WWE last year at this time of they year.

He was he really nailed that whiny delusional dick bag by the time he and got injured

[Franco Vazquez]

NGL but I hated American Alpha. It was stale as hell.

[Franco Vazquez]

Why Bobby Roode joined MR as a face? He was never a face in NXT.

[xrodmuc316]

Not even close.

I mean Finn, Shinsuke, and Asuk a have all been horrible too, but they at least had moments like winning the Rumble and world title matches.

Roode has literally done nothing in 14 months in the main roster.

Dude should have instantly been booked as the top heel on Smackdown, instead 2 days after his amazing NXT run, he debuted as baby face for no reason at all.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I love Jason Jordan.

[Dark One]

Drake Maverick's offense is entirely urine based.

That's a new one.

[KIRA]

When Bobby Roode glorious gimmick starts to run thin and they need to give him new theme music I suggest they buy his TNA instrumental theme

[xrodmuc316]

Lol case in point, dude just lost a match cause he got his robe peed on.

[GD]

Ugh! This is terrible.

[KIRA]

Drake Maverick's offense is entirely urine based.

That's a new one.

What the hell does that even mean god this company

[Anybody Thrilla]

I'm glad Drake got some getback.

[xrodmuc316]

It would be amazing if Alexa started booking the woman's division in bra and panty matches again!

[Anybody Thrilla]

Hahahaha how do you go from Braun to Hawkins???