SmackDownLIVE - 11.27.18 - Hey, it can't be worse than RAW

[slik]

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[Droford]

Well it could be

[Lock Jaw]

Pretty impossible to be worse

[Lock Jaw]

Becky Lunch is here

Instantly 100x better than RAW

[ClockShot]

The Becks is back.

[Lock Jaw]

Interested to see if Charlotte's heel turn will derail Becky's momentum.....

[slik]

Hi Becky!

[Savio]

Wait since Becky is face now I hope they don't turn her into a geek.

"Charlotte you went to far with Ronda"

[Lock Jaw]

Charlotte always looks "great" in "casual attire" I feel.....

[slik]

Becky calling out Charlotte...

[Savio]

Wait since Becky is face now I hope they don't turn her into a geek.

"Charlotte you went to far with Ronda"

Wait is Char face too? I forget.

[ClockShot]

Nice job moderating this, Paige.

:roll:

[Savio]

Whoa Char racist against gingers.

[slik]

#BootlegBecky #BooTheWoo

[RP]

Becky get dem titties done?

[Savio]

You said last week you fought 'for becky' though.

[KIRA]

boo the woo

[ClockShot]

Since when did Mandy Rose lead the hot chicks stable?

[KIRA]

Baby flare thinking she got her Swagger back

[slik]

Mandy Rose has CENA NUFF

[ClockShot]

Wait, Glow Girl got her crew too?

WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE?!

[Savio]

..............

[RP]

Did Becky take a punch to the face so she could get titties???????????????????

[slik]

Asuka super over

[xrodmuc316]

Becky Lunch is here

Instantly 100x better than RAW

Yep, she already made it better.

[RP]

Becky titties look bigger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[KIRA]

Wait a minute are they going to try to latch Charlotte onto Becky

[Lock Jaw]

HISTORIC FIRST EVER WOMEN'S TLC MATCH

[Savio]

"We ALL got beat at survivor series, give us a chance"

[ClockShot]

Jeff Hardy celebrates 20 years...……………...of being in and out of WWF/E more times than I can count.

[xrodmuc316]

Asuka super over

Which show just how good she is AND how much money WWE pissed away because Vince is a racist.

[slik]

Well this is already significantly more interesting than RAW

[KIRA]

please god in heaven let Asuka win

[RP]

BECKY'S TITTIES LOOK BIGGER

[KIRA]

:yes:Which show just how good she is AND how much money WWE pissed away because Vince is a racist.

[KIRA]

Vince and Road Dogg Can both go to hell with that Asuka can't speak English so she won't get over b*******

[Savio]

"Day one ish" is supposed to be "Day one shit", "We have been friends since day one"

I don't think the person designing the T-shirt knew that because "Down since day one ish" sounds like "ehh we were friends after a few days"

[slik]

I hope we get Asuka vs Charlotte vs Becky

[Savio]

Oh nevermind their song says that.

[Lock Jaw]

Jeff Hardy celebrates 20 years...……………...of being in and out of WWF/E more times than I can count.

3?

[RP]

Beckys titties are done.

[slik]

Big Show face turn

[Savio]

"How many face/heel turns can we get?"

[ClockShot]

3?

It's a blur, man.

[KIRA]

Hey I thought Sheamus was ready to call it a career because of spinal stenosis?

[KIRA]

crowd way more alive for SD

[Savio]

Who ever is the next Tag Team champs I hope its not Usos/New Day

[Lock Jaw]

THE USOS JUST PINNED THE CHAMPIONS!! WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR THIS SUNDAY NIGHT?!

[Lock Jaw]

(Probably nothing since there is no event, but feel free to speculate)

[Lock Jaw]

Kairi Sane debut on Smackdown

[slik]

I have a HUGE SCOOP:

Big Show will at some point in the future turn heel.

[KIRA]

I will say this in the most negative way possible Vince has managed to make SmackDown and Raw feel like two completely separate entities

[RP]

Becky's warlocks

[KIRA]

It's amazing all the drugs and drinking haven't aged Jeff Hardy one bit and yet Matt Hardy.....

[Savio]

It's amazing all the drugs and drinking haven't aged Jeff Hardy one bit and yet Matt Hardy.....

Proof that drugs and drinking are good for you.

[Lock Jaw]

Almost "weird" to see AJ without the belt......

[RP]

I think i'm putting it all together. Becky took a punch from Nia so that she can be out for a few weeks and everyone would hate Nia even more, which would help her heel turn and also gives Becky a few weeks to get dem titties done.

It all makes sense now.

[KIRA]

But AJ please answer the question on everyone's mind are you wearing a cup are you at last wearing a cup?

[RP]

No way WWE is giving us Asuka in the triple threat. Especially if they've already given us Becky tit job.

[slik]

AJ has CENA NUFF of being kicked in the testicles

[ClockShot]

I always get a chuckle whenever they call up an NXT star and the main roster commentators tout him/her as a "super free agent".

[Lock Jaw]

Really wish the US Title was booked important/great/at all like the rest of the divisions/titles on Smackdown.....

[Lock Jaw]

Rusev probably gonna randomly beat Nakamura now

[ClockShot]

Someone goofed on the lower tron screens.

:lol:

[Lock Jaw]

Ok, maybe not.

[slik]

Shinsuke is NAKA joking around anymore!

[erickman]

there goes rusev days push

[KIRA]

They finally remembered that Nakamura is a champion on the show. Also kind of funny how Aiden English dropped off the map

[Lock Jaw]

Naomi bprob gonna win Battle Royale to have token "athletic black superstar" to do a "crazy spot" ala Kofi Kingston

[Lock Jaw]

They finally remembered that Nakamura is a champion on the show. Also kind of funny how Aiden English dropped off the map

To be fair, so did Rusev until now

[Lock Jaw]

I wonder if Randy Orton will ruin this???!!!

[ClockShot]

Whoa portraits, and the roster, red carp...………….

MICHAEL COLE?! GET OUTTA HERE!

[Lock Jaw]

Was a perfect time to give him his singles theme back.....

[ClockShot]

Vince to the roster: "CLAP! DAMNIT!"

[KIRA]

What must Matt Hardy be feeling right now

[erickman]

how much of the 20 years was he in tna

[RP]

Matt Hardy comes in and beats the shit out of Jeff at the end of this.

[ClockShot]

What must Matt Hardy be feeling right now

WHAT ABOUT ME?!

WHAT ABOUT RAVEN!

I mean, MATT HARDY?!

[KIRA]

Was a perfect time to give him his singles theme back.....

Right? You fucking Philistines

[slik]

If Orton going to attack Jeff or is Jeff retiring? Where is this going...

[ClockShot]

I know we all have jobs here.

So, if you quit or get fired from your job. Your time is done. You got work somewhere else.

If your original employer re-hires you, doesn't your service time reset to zero?

Still don't get the 20 years thing here.

[RP]

DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE

[Lock Jaw]

"This business"

[Lock Jaw]

How long has R-Truth been around?

[KIRA]

lol " take that clip make it shorter it focuses on Matt Hardy too much"

[Lock Jaw]

I hope R-Truth gets a big 20 year celebration

[KIRA]

Jesus Christ Jeff stop trying to bring tears to your eyes you're not that good an actor

[KIRA]

I hope R-Truth gets a big 20 year celebration

He goddamn better

[Savio]

Why is this JOBBER coming out now?

[RP]

ROFL JOE IS AMAZING!

[KIRA]

That's all the airtime acknowledgement big brother is getting now back to my important speech

[Savio]

This jobber can speak though.

[Savio]

.......uh you had like 8 chances Joe.

[slik]

Good segment so far

#AShow

[KIRA]

oh shit joe...

[ClockShot]

That's it?

[RP]

That was almost as good as Becky's titties being done.

[xrodmuc316]

I know we all have jobs here.

So, if you quit or get fired from your job. Your time is done. You got work somewhere else.

If your original employer re-hires you, doesn't your service time reset to zero?

Still don't get the 20 years thing here.

To be fair, the 20 years doesn't make sense anyways since he wrestled his first WWE match in 1994, not 1998.

[KIRA]

Preach big man

[GD]

Just tuned in. Joe pointing out Jeff's past transgressions. His delivery is so good.

[GD]

oops

[slik]

Natalya's dad is DEAD

[slik]

WWE really wants you to know

[GD]

Are they doing a losing gimmick with The Mis?

[erickman]

why is raw shit and smackdown gold

[GD]

Natalya's dad is DEAD

Imagine being Nattie and being constantly reminded of it.

[KIRA]

I have a little nip pic this company just doesn't even acknowledge that past conflicts exist unless it serves a storyline AJ Styles allowed Samoa Joe to walk right past in keeping kayfabe he should have blasted Joe in the face

[Lock Jaw]

Yeah, been wondering if it is in "bad taste" for E! slash WWE using Jim Neidhart's death to promote Total Divas.......

[KIRA]

Yeah, been wondering if it is in "bad taste" for E! slash WWE using Jim Neidhart's death to promote Total Divas.......

When has that ever stopped Vince from doing anything we're talking about a guy that saw an opening for a storyline born out of one of his performers actually having a life-threatening cancer

[KIRA]

That was cute how Naomi legit cracked up

[Lock Jaw]

Wanting New Day to "phase out" the pancake thing....... pretty weird.... they brought them out once because they had a lumberjack match and they came out dressed as lumberjacks with "flapjacks"....... then they just kept bringing them out forever......

[xrodmuc316]

Yeah, been wondering if it is in "bad taste" for E! slash WWE using Jim Neidhart's death to promote Total Divas.......

Why not, they built a whole fued on Riot Squad breaking his sunglasses, the only pair on sunglasses the Anvil owned in his life...

[Lock Jaw]

VINTAGE Miz vs. Kofi Kingston match

[slik]

If Becky gets injured again they should retire her and make her LARS SULLIVAN's manager

[Savio]

When has that ever stopped Vince from doing anything we're talking about a guy that saw an opening for a storyline born out of one of his performers actually having a life-threatening cancer

And the whole Melanie Pillman thing.

[xrodmuc316]

And the whole Melanie Pillman thing.

Owen 3:16 says I just broke your neck.

Almost killed Steve Austin, as soon as they said he would live, Vince was ready to make money off it.

[KIRA]

Owen 3:16 says I just broke your neck.

Almost killed Steve Austin, as soon as they said he would live, Vince was ready to make money off it.

I'm surprised he didn't use Snuka being a murderer to turn him heel and get heat

[KIRA]

And so far he's managed to erase precisely no one

[slik]

Which woman would you force to retire and be Randy Orton's manager?

Naomi?? Asuka??

[Lock Jaw]

I'll never know what the next two letters are now.......

[KIRA]

The WWE is missing a chance to team Randy up with TJ Perkins they are on the exact same trip right now

[GD]

619 to the ass!

[Savio]

Too bad Rey doesn't have friends.

[Lock Jaw]

Randy should steal his mask again, and start making a necklace of all the Rey masks he has claimed....

Like that one time in WCW that Jericho wore Juventud's mask around his neck.....

[KIRA]

Rey should have used that Predator mask he had in Lucha underground that was badass

[KIRA]

Randy should steal his mask again, and start making a necklace of all the Rey masks he has claimed....

Like that one time in WCW that Jericho wore Juventud's mask around his neck.....

Good Times

[Savio]

I'll never know what the next two letters are now.......

"E" "Y"


:shifty:

[GD]

Rey should have used that Predator mask he had in Lucha underground that was badass

Or the phantom costume he wore at Halloween Havoc '97. It makes it difficult for the opponent to pull it off.

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[slik]

Orton went from trying to rip out Jeff's earrings to Rey's mask

What is next?

[Savio]

Orton will rip off Joey Ryans penis.

[Lock Jaw]

Battle Royal time, baby!

[Lock Jaw]

'Member when R-Truth was paired with Eve Torres and tried to get a new song about "getting krunk" going, but eventually dropped her and went back to WHAT'S UP

[Savio]

Yes

[KIRA]

So does it seem like Miz'sncurrent gimmick is that he's gone kind of crazy

[RP]

I'd eat Zelina Vega's taco.

[Lock Jaw]

oh no

They are totally gonna cut Andrade Almas theme down now because it's intro is "too long" for "short entrances"

[slik]

Naomi or Mandy or Asuka should win

[KIRA]

'Member when R-Truth was paired with Eve Torres and tried to get a new song about "getting krunk" going, but eventually dropped her and went back to WHAT'S UP

And with that you officially remembered more about R-Truth than I did

Although to be fair I still have his greatest promo ever from the old NWA TNA

[RP]

No way we get the Asuka win here. We havent bought enough WWE network subs.

[KIRA]

From a distance Billie Kay kind of looks like Hatchet-Face from Cry-Baby

[GD]

Mandy Rose's in-ring performance at Survivor Series was surprisingly decent.

[Lock Jaw]

Lana/Zelina Vega blood feud developing

[KIRA]

I just can't see anybody other than Asuka being qualified to step into what is going to be a brawl

[RP]

I would wrap Mandy Rose's turd into a burrito and eat it.

[GD]

Asuka (or someone else) wins the Smackdown Women's Championship. Either Becky Lynch or Charlotte Flair win the Rumble and jump shift to Monday Night RAW to challenge Ronda Rousey.

[slik]

What if the winner of the battle royal gets to be LARS SULLIVAN's manager instead of getting a title shot?

[Lock Jaw]

What if the winner of the battle royal gets to be LARS SULLIVAN's manager instead of getting a title shot?

Naomi still winning, and will teach Lars about THE GLOW

[GD]

What if the winner of the battle royal gets to be LARS SULLIVAN's manager instead of getting a title shot?

He'd rather fap to Stephanie McMahon's Howard Stern interview.

[Lock Jaw]

Tom Phillips forgetting to say "historic" before "first ever"......

[KIRA]

Okay what the f*** did I just read there is apparently a match from Asuka where her opponent is wearing a bodysuit and after the match she knocks out her opponent and then proceeds to strip her and grope her what the hell japan

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Yes I heard Becky Lynch had bigger titties tonight?

[RP]

Naomi just threw like 15 punches at Mandy Rose's face and didnt know her out. Nia Jax cant throw one.

[GD]

Naomi has come a long way since the Funkadactyls.

[RP]

nice final 2

[GD]

Oh snap! Asuka is winning :eek:

[Lock Jaw]

Asuka "back in the mix"!!!

[Triple A]

would be funny if Asuka lost just 2 "troll all the marks"

[KIRA]

Yeah Asuka will never get over

[RP]

Becky's tits look huge.

[Savio]

Not sure what that last thing was supposed to be but glad Asuka won.

[slik]

Asuka vs Charlotte vs Becky will be fantastic

[GD]

Sonya Deville and Mandy remain winless on Smackdown.

[KIRA]

That match is going to be lit as f***

[KIRA]

Smackdown live is just better

[GD]

Just watched the Jeff Hardy video package. It was really nice. The only thing that didn't seem accurate was that Jeff Hardy won the WWE Championship first before his 2 reigns as World Heavyweight Champion.

[XL]

They also showed him with the US Championship which he won like 2 months ago before his world title wins. Think they were going prestige over timeline.

[Big Vic]

SDL was better than raw this week easily.

[Gerard]

I love how when miss Pasty announced the battle royale some of the barbie dolls on the ramp had to start mimicking throwing someone over the top rope, as if the rules of it were lost on anyone.

[Droford]

Asuka vs Charlotte vs Becky will be fantastic

Which means something will happen in 3 weeks to derail it

[Innovator]

After reading the thread and missing SD, apparently someone thinks Becky got a boob job

[#1-norm-fan]

It would be such a WWE thing to do to end Asuka's streak, job her multiple times to Carmella, make her a total afterthought and THEN give her a title run after people stop caring.

[owenbrown]

I would be like it's about God Damn time

[mike adamle]

After Asuka loses and they have to do the obligatory post match hug I'd have Asuka channel her brother Shinsuke Nakamura and hit Charlotte and Becky with low blows in a massive heel turn. That way your three biggest names on SmackDown! are heels, no one would be expecting it. They can say that Asuka hasn't been vaccinated since coming to America and ended up giving Becky cervical cancer when she hit her low blow. Would be a hell of a storyline for Asuka and probably the only real way to build her back up to what she was in New Orleans before the loss to Charlotte.

[Fignuts]

It would be such a WWE thing to do to end Asuka's streak, job her multiple times to Carmella, make her a total afterthought and THEN give her a title run after people stop caring.

*cough* bray wyatt