Aladdin (2019)

[slik]

IDK about this tbh


<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">We can show you the world... of Disney’s live-action <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Aladdin?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Aladdin</a>! Get a shining, shimmering, splendid first look at the reimagined classic in our magical First Look issue: <a href="https://t.co/Kwkcdfen5v">https://t.co/Kwkcdfen5v</a> <a href="https://t.co/7NbyiRRcLH">pic.twitter.com/7NbyiRRcLH</a></p>&mdash; Entertainment Weekly (@EW) <a href="https://twitter.com/EW/status/1075370845692940289?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 19, 2018</a></blockquote>
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[ClockShot]

Cha-ching, cha-ching, cha-ching goes the Disney money making machine.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

It's a whole new revenue stream...

Reboot this....reboot that...

No one to tell us no...

[Kalyx triaD]

Nice, nice. Like the production, digging the shots.

[RP]

Will Smith must of done this movie at gun point.

[Kalyx triaD]

Why?

[Frank Drebin]

When they do the live action Little Mermaid, is the priest going to get a boner?

[Kalyx triaD]

They are doing it.

[slik]

I heard Lady Gaga is rumored for Ursula.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Lol.

The role she was born to play.

[Fignuts]

Actually I’ve enjoyed what I’ve seen from Gaga as far as her acting goes.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Yeah I mean just in her skin tone and hair and bigger body frame.

[Kalyx triaD]

I always imagined Ursula as black. Kinda like how Martian Manhunter seems 'black'.

[Frank Drebin]

You can't have a black person be the villain. You just can't.

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Why not just get a fat dude in drag? That's what she was inspired by, right?

[poopfromweiner dude]

hot jafar going to slay the box office

[slik]

Why not just get a fat dude in drag? That's what she was inspired by, right?

Yeah, Divine


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[Kalyx triaD]

You can't have a black person be the villain. You just can't.

lol Zendaya's rumored to be Ariel. It's cool.

[RP]

Why?

This looks like a train wreck.

[poopfromweiner dude]

ugh take me jafar

put me in the time turner

[RP]

yikes

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[Seanny One Ball]

If I click that am I going to think "The wrong Genie died"?

[RP]

It's Will Smith, painted blue, acting like Will Smith.

[rez]

I think he'd have looked fine if they didn't blue him up

[El Vaquero de Infierno]

I got half-way through the trailer. No. Just no.

Saying that, I haven't seen the original in over 20 years (if the Disney animation film was the original, that is).

[RP]

Getting past the horrible Genie ( WIll SMith) The trailer is absolute terrible and slow and this is suppose to be a Disney trailer. Which makes me think something is terribly wrong with this film. Disney dont just put a shit trailer out like this.

[Fignuts]

Never liked Aladdin anyway. Live action Lion King is what I’m waiting for.

[rez]

Aladdin was the shit on SNES

[Seanny One Ball]

I think he'd have looked fine if they didn't blue him up

So he'd be a magical black slave that lived to do the bidding of an Arab?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arab_slave_trade

[Seanny One Ball]

Zoe Saldana won't have been black for about ten years when Avatar/s come out

[El Vaquero de Infierno]

If we're honest, she is way hotter when she is green.

[rez]

So he'd be a magical black slave that lived to do the bidding of an Arab?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arab_slave_trade


Damnit. You're right. Still looks dumb

[Blonde Moment]

I was really hopefull up until I actually saw Will Smith.
Fuck them.
Fuck them.
Fuck them.
Fuck them.
Goddamnit straight to hell they fucking blew it

[Rammsteinmad]

What does everyone have against Will Smith Genie?

For the record, I don't care about this film much anyway as I just generally don't have much interest in this huge spate of reboots and live action adaptations we've seen over the last decade. That, and the trailer was pretty slow and lackluster.

But for what it's worth, we only see Will Smith for two seconds and everyone's freaking out.

[Rammsteinmad]

I mean, if it's just the fact that blue Will Smith is pretty overbearing and ridiculous, then yeah, I can understand, but looking at the animated version, I'm not really sure what people were expecting.

[Kalyx triaD]

This is true.

[Blonde Moment]

I mean, if it's just the fact that blue Will Smith is pretty overbearing and ridiculous
Yep. Pretty much detracts from everything else. replace the face with CGI and I might be able to handle the voice.

[Blonde Moment]

They blackwashed the genie :P

[Fignuts]

I mean, if it's just the fact that blue Will Smith is pretty overbearing and ridiculous, then yeah, I can understand, but looking at the animated version, I'm not really sure what people were expecting.

This. The original is just Robin Williams being Robin Williams.

[Seanny One Ball]

Wrong Genie died...

[Blonde Moment]

Wrong Genie died...

Racist

[KIRA]

7He looks like the result of a drunken three-way between Goro, Anton LaVey and a Smurf they could have spent just a little bit more money fixing the uncanny valleyness of this character

[Seanny One Ball]

That has nothing to do with the uncanny valley, Will Smith is a human.

[KIRA]

That has nothing to do with the uncanny valley, Will Smith is a human.

Humans can evoke uncanny valley

"Rather unfortunately, this trope can be applied to real-life people and may be in part an explanation (though not an excuse) for things like racism when other groups of people inspire this reaction in certain people. People with█social█disabilities█tend to be hurt hardest by this reaction, as people usually don't try to see past the "unnatural" behaviour of the individual and may have the same negative reaction that this trope describes."

Besides Will Smith as the genie is CGI therefore uncanny valley

[Seanny One Ball]

Nope, just the Unfresh Prince with Blue Hair

[slik]

Much better.


<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">A whole new world. Watch the brand-new trailer for Disney’s <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Aladdin?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Aladdin</a>, in theaters May 24. <a href="https://t.co/kvvfZgnByq">pic.twitter.com/kvvfZgnByq</a></p>&mdash; Disney (@Disney) <a href="https://twitter.com/Disney/status/1105451640499257344?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 12, 2019</a></blockquote>
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[Kalyx triaD]

Like it.

[JimmyMess]

Looks great!

[Lock Jaw]

Non-weird Twitter aspect ratio version:

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[Lock Jaw]

Think it is looking pretty good....

I think Jasmine is a pretty hot braud.... Still not sure about everyone else in the movie.... but I'll probably go and see it.

[El Vaquero de Infierno]

Still no.

[GD]

Seems like a step up from the initial teaser. Very uncharacteristic of Disney to show so much in a trailer.

[rez]

Sweet he's not blue all the time.

Jafar is way off tho.

[Lock Jaw]

Yeah.... Jaffar seems too "softspoken" and not "evil enough"

[Frank Drebin]

Can't wait until live action Steamboat Willie.

[Kalyx triaD]

Sweet he's not blue all the time.

Jafar is way off tho.

His human form was revealed way befors the trailers. People complained he wasn't blue.

[Frank Drebin]

First, your gonna say "First, you said don't buy a horse. Now you want me to take it back. Make up your mind.

[Seanny One Ball]

Can't wait until live action Steamboat Willie.


For every Steamboat Willie there's a Piping Hot Yacht Cock.

[rez]

His human form was revealed way befors the trailers. People complained he wasn't blue.

I had seen magazine covers and such. I figured they were before they went over him with CGI and decided he wasn't enough like Robin Williams.

[Black Widow]

I'd rather watch Boyz in The Hood

[rez]

I'd rather watch Boyz in The Hood

Solid movie