SDLive - 1.15.19 - OFFICIAL THREAD

[slik]

SDLive

[A.J.K]

Would be watching live but The Flash has a new episode

[ClockShot]

Nice wheels, Becks.

[rez]

goddamn. it's chris farley's little brother again

[rez]

She's going to crap her pants walking out

[rez]

when's gilette gonna become becky's official sponsor

[slik]

Great opening w/ Becky Lynch, Heavy Machinery and the world's worst smoothie

[ClockShot]

I wonder what the back of her jacket translates to?

Looked like Japanese kanji.

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">.<a href="https://twitter.com/BeckyLynchWWE?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@BeckyLynchWWE</a> has had better. <a href="https://t.co/8akaMC7He3">pic.twitter.com/8akaMC7He3</a></p>&mdash; TDE Wrestling (@totaldivaseps) <a href="https://twitter.com/totaldivaseps/status/1085342568790085633?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 16, 2019</a></blockquote>
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[ClockShot]

BANZAI!

[ClockShot]

Shake that ass, Peyton.

[Emperor Smeat]

Guess the IIconics have a death wish for tonight.

[slik]

owenbrown marking out r/n for his favorite rasslers billie and peyton

[Evil Vito]

The IIconics exist just to interrupt people and then job to the person they interrupted

[Evil Vito]

I bet whichever one isn’t in this next match will then lose to Asuka right after

[slik]

we gonna have ourselves a tag team match playa

[rez]

who's the southern cartoon character? i want iced tea now

[Emperor Smeat]

who's the southern cartoon character? i want iced tea now

Lacey Evans.

[KIRA]

Lacy Evans is gold. And that gimmick is great

[ClockShot]

I went to let my dog out. And, this match is still going.

Why?

[Emperor Smeat]

Those random shots of someone watching a tv backstage never look good. Just comes off as WWE having no idea how people normally watch tv.

[ClockShot]

Say what?

[Evil Vito]

I bet whichever one isn’t in this next match will then lose to Asuka right after

[Emperor Smeat]

Is Styles suddenly going to challenge Becky and Asuka to a match?

[GD]

Peyton screaming reminded me of Carmella.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol:

[ClockShot]

Styles out for a random walk with the fanbase.

[Evil Vito]

“Andrade”

There goes another name chopped

[erickman]

do we get a random ec3 now

[rez]

Lacy Evans is gold. And that gimmick is great

Seems like Liberty Belle from GLOW

[GD]

What is happening?

[Evil Vito]

https://www.wwe.com/superstars/andrade

Yep

[slik]

This is a very food-centric SDLive

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Yes <a href="https://twitter.com/WWEDanielBryan?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@WWEDanielBryan</a> is here so guard your hot dogs <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ReasonsToWatchSmackDown?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#ReasonsToWatchSmackDown</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/1085241123839332353?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 15, 2019</a></blockquote>
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[ClockShot]

What a waste of good food.

[RP]

KNOCK THAT PUSSY OUT JIMMY!

[Emperor Smeat]

“Andrade”

There goes another name chopped

Vince has a really dumb fascination with randomly hating wrestlers having more than one name.

[RP]

If Jimmy pins that Mandy Rose pussy, does that count as a match wrestled in TPWW Survivor?

[ClockShot]

Damn. Who's got the T-Rex skull in their office at HQ?

[Evil Vito]

Would probably give a whole paycheck for a night with Mandy Rose

[rez]

Would probably give a whole paycheck for a night with Mandy Rose

That it?

[RP]

Honestly....


Zelina Vega is approaching top 5. She gets me legit hard.

[RP]

Would probably give a whole paycheck for a night with Mandy Rose

I would have a kid just to give a kid to have a night with Mandy Rose.

[Emperor Smeat]

Holy crap at that bump to the post.

[RP]

I would shove a knife in my anus just to shove my tongue in Mandy Rose's butt.

[Emperor Smeat]

Would have laughed if Joe threw Ali into another post.

[erickman]

joes going to kill you

[ClockShot]

This ain't 205 Live anymore, Mustafa.

[ClockShot]

Sonya trying her best to be Paige's body double?

[Evil Vito]

I’d be down for seeing a Sonya and Mandy sex tape

[RP]

I want Mandy Rose's asshole sewed to my mouth. I want to shit her poop.

[slik]

Mandy Rose is a damn jezebel

[ClockShot]

Hey, it's Nikki Cross.

Maybe Sanity can go find her and get the gang back together.

That's if anyone can find Sanity these days.

[RP]

I want Mandy Rose to drug and rape me so badly.

[RP]

I would empty my retirement account just to put a finger on Mandy Rose's vagina.

[Emperor Smeat]

"Cien" Almas would have been a much better name to keep than just Andrade.

[KIRA]

Good to see Rey ditched the onese diaper combo

[RP]

Mysterio has a tattoo of a braw on his man tits.

[RP]

Zelina is the new Lita. She'll be getting a mass golden shower by several superstars very soon.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at the "you still got it" chants for Rey. Guess nobody in the crowd watched last week show or any of his stuff since he came back.

[RP]

Zelina is hot as fuck. She might be entering my top 5 for sure. I may need to make a new thread.

[RP]

https://celebritygay.com/content/cdn/published/1/1441/images/73406.jpg

:yes:

[RP]

I want to sprinkle the seasoning into Zelina's burrito.

[RP]

I want to suck the milk out of Zelina's tit like a baby.

[slik]

Rey vs Andrade has been fantastic

[erickman]

if we get rid of the dammn ads

[slik]

When you take into account Rey is 44, he might be the best athlete in all of WWE

[RP]

I cant joke anymore. This is a fantastic match.

[rez]

To think later this year we may be tuning into AEW at this time slot.

[RP]

I'm positive Zelina has had some Black in her.

[Emperor Smeat]

Rey vs El Idolo was really great.

[slik]

Which USO is married to Naomi?

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Man, I LOVED Andrade vs. Mysterio.<br><br>The pacing, story, athleticism, execution - everything was on point. They created genuine excitement. I hope to tear it up with these both these guys at some point.<br><br>Much Respect <a href="https://twitter.com/reymysterio?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@reymysterio</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/AndradeCienWWE?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@AndradeCienWWE</a><a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SDLive?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#SDLive</a></p>&mdash; Sami Zayn (@SamiZayn) <a href="https://twitter.com/SamiZayn/status/1085361713153748992?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 16, 2019</a></blockquote>
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[Evil Vito]

FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP

[Triple A]

Jimmy Uso is a horrible actor

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: random cameraman busting through the door.

This Mandy storyline is really terrible. At least when Lana pulled off a similar stunt, it lead to Enzo getting beaten up by Rusev moments later.

[RP]

Jimmy needs to submit that pussy like Chris submitted Daniel Benoit.

[slik]

This is so stupid

[Triple A]

smh @ pretending the video camera is not there and this isn't on SmackDown Live... very bad

[Evil Vito]

Mandy’s plan is especially hilarious when you consider that they are ignoring a cameraman documenting the whole thing

[RP]

I dont know why, but i love all of that.

[Triple A]

All of Jimmy Uso's reactions seem delayed by like 3 seconds

[slik]

From the Andrade/Rey match to one of the dumbest segments in years

[RP]

Alexa Bliss makes me want to roll myself over and fuck my own face.

[rez]

:lol: random cameraman busting through the door.

This Mandy storyline is really terrible. At least when Lana pulled off a similar stunt, it lead to Enzo getting beaten up by Rusev moments later.

Enzo? Lana wouldn't allow that creep within 100 feet over her...

nm. I was thinking about the Aiden thing

[slik]

No rematches in the New Era

[RP]

I dont care how stupid the storyline. As long as Mandy Rose is in it, i'm good. They can have Mandy Rose come out with a baseball shirt and mustard stains on it, acting like a total retard and slurring all her words. I would still jack off to her.


https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DsJ8PMYVAAEsgLF.jpg

Obviously a mod is abusing his powers here so it makes this forum terrible to post in. I'm done.

[slik]

If you ever doubt WWE's largest viewing demographic is over 50, count how many Nugenix commercials air during the breaks.

[Emperor Smeat]

Enzo? Lana wouldn't allow that creep within 100 feet over her...

nm. I was thinking about the Aiden thing

Even the Aiden thing was pretty dumb since all WWE did was just lazily flip the roles.

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Last night they put Alexa in a towel. Tonight they put Mandy in a robe. Vince is backstage doing this.. <a href="https://t.co/AEmT8HXiT1">pic.twitter.com/AEmT8HXiT1</a></p>&mdash; Nicholas Sankarsingh (@N_Sank) <a href="https://twitter.com/N_Sank/status/1085364216549253121?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 16, 2019</a></blockquote>
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[GD]

Rewatched Shinsuke's entrance from Mania last year. What a fall from grace...

[rez]

Miz giving Shane a better birthday than Vince ever did

[slik]

This is dumb

[Emperor Smeat]

Miz is a really great friend. Got his pal some sweet looking Jordans and a WWE video package.

[rez]

I need a tissue

[GD]

They could've saved this for Mania.

[erickman]

wish the ray match ended smackdown

[Emperor Smeat]

Either someone is going to crash though that cake or possibly for the first time ever a segment or match involving food at ringside ends with the food unharmed.

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I fear they're already going overboard with this Becky Lynch &quot;I'm the talk of the industry&quot; stuff. Don't kill what made her so popular to begin with.<br><br>Let things flow naturally, please.<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SDLive?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#SDLive</a></p>&mdash; Blake Oestriecher (@BOestriecher) <a href="https://twitter.com/BOestriecher/status/1085344869059620870?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 16, 2019</a></blockquote>
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[GD]

WWE Crown Jewel is now "WWE World Cup".

[slik]

Outside of Rey/Andrade this show has been really boring imo

[Emperor Smeat]

Ouch at Shane landing right on his head.

[rez]

This friendship is intoxicating.

Who's ready for Temptation Island

[erickman]

Outside of Rey/Andrade this show has been really boring imo

yeah pretty much but joe was cool though

[Franco Vazquez]

#MakingWrestlingSexyAgain revolution led by Lady Scarlett Bordeaux

[slik]

Shane appears to have injured himself

[Lock Jaw]

- Rey vs. Andrade was excellent..... I agree with Smeat that "Cien" Almas would have been a better name to keep..... or even just "Almas"..... Sounds "weird" saying "Andrade" over and over again..... but really, I'm just happy his music hasn't been chopped off yet....

- If I was booking the Mandy/Uso angle tonight, I would have had Jey Usos take the key and show up at the hotel and be all "Uh, yeah, I'm Jimmy". Then they would have sex.

[Lock Jaw]

Whole Mandy thing really feels like a "vintage Smackdown diva angle"...... waiting for Mandy to marry Naomi's dad and hump him to death.....

[Mr. Nerfect]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I fear they're already going overboard with this Becky Lynch &quot;I'm the talk of the industry&quot; stuff. Don't kill what made her so popular to begin with.<br><br>Let things flow naturally, please.<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SDLive?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#SDLive</a></p>&mdash; Blake Oestriecher (@BOestriecher) <a href="https://twitter.com/BOestriecher/status/1085344869059620870?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 16, 2019</a></blockquote>
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I would not be surprised if that was the intention.

[Sixx]

Wait, so The Miz is a face again? Since when?

Also, he sucks as a face.

[XL]

WWE Crown Jewel is now "WWE World Cup".

I knew it sounded off when Braun said it on Monday but I couldn’t put my finger on it.

[Big Vic]

Backstage, AJ Styles is at the concession stand like Daniel Bryan last week. The fans chanting “AJ” as he hypes them up. Styles says that they spent their hard earned money to be here and if they want a hot dog, they can have one.Sounds skippable.

[RP]

I wonder if Mandy Rose has ever let Sonya Deville have a taste.

[Stickman]

Funny how Becky looked taller than half the New Day and Heavy Machinery

[Mr. Nerfect]

It feels like SmackDown stories get off to a fine start, but then they careen downhill into silliness very quickly.

[Evil Vito]

Funny how Becky looked taller than half the New Day and Heavy Machinery

Yeah that was odd. She’s listed as 5’6” and WWE rarely if ever list someone as shorter than they are. My guess is she had lifts.

[Lock Jaw]

She also carries herself high with a confident swagger that may make her look taller

[Stickman]

She also carries herself high with a confident swagger that may make her look taller

Maybe it's the manlets they've been hiring

[Bad News Gertner]

Was there any tits tonight?

[Fignuts]

Mandy Rose was in lingerie I guess