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slik
01-21-2019, 07:11 PM
WWE reporting Cena might have injured his ankle last week

Nattie/Ronda vs Sasha/Bayley

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More!

All Hands On Deck!

RP
01-21-2019, 07:30 PM
Nattie/Ronda vs Sasha/Bayley

Oh cool we havent seent his!

ClockShot
01-21-2019, 07:38 PM
They're running out of hands.

rez
01-21-2019, 07:42 PM
Oh cool we havent seent his!

What time does AEW come on?

Emperor Smeat
01-21-2019, 07:58 PM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Hopefully <a href="https://twitter.com/FinnBalor?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@FinnBalor</a> doesn’t touch any vehicles or else the Royal Rumble won’t have a main event <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/1087506782665261062?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 22, 2019</a></blockquote>
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Lock Jaw
01-21-2019, 08:06 PM
"lol" @ the RR graphic of "Smiley Finn" vs. "Dead Serious Brock"

SlickyTrickyDamon
01-21-2019, 08:07 PM
Time to see if Finn can swim with Heyman.

ClockShot
01-21-2019, 08:08 PM
That pinstripe suit and purple pinstripe tie Paul got going is really messing with my eyes right now.

Lock Jaw
01-21-2019, 08:10 PM
Really think Finn Balor should be a heel....... I say that all the time..... (without ever seeing him as a heel)

slik
01-21-2019, 08:10 PM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Good camera work right here. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAW?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#RAW</a> <a href="https://t.co/g2UhbZL3iX">pic.twitter.com/g2UhbZL3iX</a></p>&mdash; Italo Santana ���� (@BulletClubIta) <a href="https://twitter.com/BulletClubIta/status/1087517662916345856?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 22, 2019</a></blockquote>
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Lock Jaw
01-21-2019, 08:12 PM
Used to "hang on every word" that Paul Heyman said..... now it is just "background noise"....

ClockShot
01-21-2019, 08:13 PM
HOLD THE PHONE!

slik
01-21-2019, 08:14 PM
"Even Miracles Fear Brock Lesnar"

That's a good line.

slik
01-21-2019, 08:14 PM
Vince McMahon has CENA NUFF of Brock Lesnar

ClockShot
01-21-2019, 08:14 PM
Nice color coordination, Vince.

Very blue.

rez
01-21-2019, 08:15 PM
Lol. "I never read the Bible"

Emperor Smeat
01-21-2019, 08:15 PM
Used to "hang on every word" that Paul Heyman said..... now it is just "background noise"....

Yeah, his promos do tend to have a feeling of sameness in tone and/content but he's still the best in the WWE when it comes to selling a match on the mic.

ClockShot
01-21-2019, 08:16 PM
David ate Mushrooms?

He was reincarnated at Finn Balor?

I'm just lost.

Mr. Nerfect
01-21-2019, 08:16 PM
I have to say WWE have done a brilliant job building up this Rumble. You can tell it has been all hands on deck in order to fill that giant baseball stadium!

* Rusev winning his third WWE United States Championship is brilliant. He may have already been the champion before, but this is his first time as an American hero! Given that sex appeal is selling for WWE again, I hope Lana comes out dressed as a sexy Uncle Sam (Uncle Lan?) and Shinsuke Nakamura's jaw hits the floor. Putting last year's Royal Rumble Winner in what might be the opening match is such a good move, because it emphasizes how much everyone has grown over the past year to overtake him. Prestige, people! The only two Superstars that have beaten Rusev for his championships are John Cena and Roman Reigns. I hope they promote Nakamura as being on their level if he does the same!

* I'm absolutely loving this Shane McMahon & The Miz Best in the World tandem. I see people on the internet bashing Shane McMahon, but he is a star, people! Remember when he boosted WrestleMania 32's ticket sales? You can't try and fill a giant baseball stadium without Shane McMahon in 2019. This will be a great learning experience for Sheamus & Cesaro.

* Ronda Rousey vs. Sasha Banks is a dream match for many people. It's time for Sasha to step up and remind Ronda that she was one of the two biggest female stars in the company for a few months in 2016. It wouldn't surprise me to see WWE Hall of Famer Snoop Dogg show up and add some edge to Sasha to get into Ronda's head.

* Becky Lynch has made it very clear that the blue belt is her belt. Asuka won the belt without pinning her. Genius! There is so much tension for this match and I expect Becky to have that entire stadium on her side. It'll be a good test to see how Becky does in giant venues and whether her fan reactions hold up. It doesn't matter who walks out champion -- we all win!

* Daniel Bryan vs. AJ Styles is a dream match in any era. Bryan has been fantastic since turning heel, and AJ is really getting something out of having Vince McMahon awaken his anger. I feel like AJ Styles needs to win his third WWE Championship here in order to validate his new direction, but don't be surprised if AJ Styles loses control of his temper and gets himself DQ'd and Vince hurts himself in the scuffle!

* I wish I knew more about these competitors Buddy Murphy, Akira Itami, Hideo Tozawa and Kalisto. But this is going to be a colorful whirlwind that is going to blow everyone's socks off, I'm sure!

* Brock Lesnar vs. Finn Balor snuck up on us, didn't it? Surprises are everywhere in WWE. Last year the internet wanted this match so bad, and now they finally get it, with the brilliant strategy of Brock vs. Braun also being promoted. I can't believe people think Vince McMahon does not still have it. I'm looking forward to this match perhaps more than anything else on the card. I expect a huge entrance for Finn and The Demon to possibly show up and conquer The Beast!

* There are so many angles the Women's Royal Rumble could take! Charlotte is in there, but Carmella has the number advantage! Nia Jax won the Evolution Battle Royal, so she is a threat. There are bound to be legends and surprises. Naomi is there and she won at WrestleMania. I wonder if they will even tease Sasha Banks vs. Bayley for the Raw Women's Championship at WrestleMania? I honestly have no clue who is going to win, but this second installment of the Women's Royal Rumble legacy is bound to be massive.

* And speaking of unpredictable: How about the Men's Royal Rumble? Rey Mysterio and John Cena are in as former Royal Rumble Winners. R-Truth has the coveted #30 spot. Former champions like Jinder Mahal, Jeff Hardy, Seth Rollins, Dean Ambrose and Bobby Lashley have entered. And we're bound to get some surprises, like Randy Orton or Braun Strowman. I cannot wait.

slik
01-21-2019, 08:16 PM
Vince's recollection of David and Goliath of course involves performance enhancing mushrooms

ClockShot
01-21-2019, 08:17 PM
BRAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

Emperor Smeat
01-21-2019, 08:17 PM
:lol: at Vince randomly insulting the crowd.

slik
01-21-2019, 08:17 PM
This segment makes zero sense

Mr. Nerfect
01-21-2019, 08:18 PM
Omg, are we going to get a Triple Threat for the Universal Heavyweight Championship at the Royal Rumbe?

Mr. Nerfect
01-21-2019, 08:19 PM
I wish Vince called himself "The Mac Daddy" more. It would suit him and it's a legitimate expression.

Lock Jaw
01-21-2019, 08:19 PM
Braun: "Somehow I'm going to see you on the other side"

Everyone else: "I am entering myself into the Royal Rumble!"

slik
01-21-2019, 08:20 PM
So Finn Balor vs Brock Lesnar is about Braun Strowman

Sounds about right.

ClockShot
01-21-2019, 08:20 PM
Red trunks, black jacket.

Finn's in an nWo Wolfpac mood tonight.

Mr. Nerfect
01-21-2019, 08:20 PM
Has anyone heard anything about the condition of Jason Jordan's neck? I want "Cowboy" James Storm to sign with WWE and join Bobby Roode for a feud against American Alpha. Dream match right there!

ClockShot
01-21-2019, 08:20 PM
:lol:

Paul chiming in.

Lock Jaw
01-21-2019, 08:21 PM
Something about Finn just seems so "slimy"..... think he would make a very good heel.....

Mr. Nerfect
01-21-2019, 08:21 PM
I would love to see a Braun Strowman/Finn Balor team. The Monster Club could be one of the greatest tag teams in the modern era. Can you imagine Braun Strowman in Finn Balor make-up? Cute!

Evil Vito
01-21-2019, 08:22 PM
Is Bálor wearing lipstick?

Mr. Nerfect
01-21-2019, 08:22 PM
Finn Balor can do his pencil pose and Braun could pick him up and impale their opponents as a trademark/finishing maneuver.

ClockShot
01-21-2019, 08:23 PM
Cherry chapstick is my guess.

ClockShot
01-21-2019, 08:23 PM
Wait?

Braun's cleared?

Emperor Smeat
01-21-2019, 08:25 PM
Has anyone heard anything about the condition of Jason Jordan's neck? I want "Cowboy" James Storm to sign with WWE and join Bobby Roode for a feud against American Alpha. Dream match right there!

Still messed up and having nerve related issues in his hands.

Another person on the roster from NXT has similar nerve issues to the point WWE was preparing another job for him in the company.

xrodmuc316
01-21-2019, 08:25 PM
Vince just said "get err dunnnn", clearly he is on top of what's going on in pop culture lol.

slik
01-21-2019, 08:25 PM
My guess is Braun is going to make Finn look believable at beating Brock so when Brock wins on Sunday Finn won't lose face.

ClockShot
01-21-2019, 08:30 PM
C'mon Cole.

Not like Finn's the ONLY guy who uses the Sling Blade.

Lock Jaw
01-21-2019, 08:32 PM
RIP Finn

ClockShot
01-21-2019, 08:32 PM
Good teamwork, Brock.

slik
01-21-2019, 08:33 PM
Did Brock just suplex Finn on his neck

Evil Vito
01-21-2019, 08:35 PM
My guess is Braun is going to make Finn look believable at beating Brock so when Brock wins on Sunday Finn won't lose face.

Yyyyyyup

Emperor Smeat
01-21-2019, 08:35 PM
Balor vs Braun was pretty good overall even with all the shenanigans involved.

slik
01-21-2019, 08:36 PM
Balor about to get the clean win on Braun when Brock F5s him

rez
01-21-2019, 08:36 PM
Decent

Lock Jaw
01-21-2019, 08:36 PM
Hate it whenever commentators say "HE'S IN THE DROP ZONE!"

xrodmuc316
01-21-2019, 08:37 PM
20 minute promo followed up by a 10 minute match ending in no contest...

NEW ERA!

SlickyTrickyDamon
01-21-2019, 08:38 PM
Balor is the winner via DQ.

slik
01-21-2019, 08:38 PM
Normally when someone has the upperhand on RAW before the ppv they lose, but with Brock, all bets are off on that formula

SlickyTrickyDamon
01-21-2019, 08:39 PM
20 minute promo followed up by a 10 minute match ending in no contest...

NEW ERA!

Balor wins via DQ. it's not a no-contest. Brock attacked Balor and only Balor.

xrodmuc316
01-21-2019, 08:39 PM
Balor wins via DQ. it's not a no-contest. Brock attacked Balor and only Balor.

Same difference, not a real finish.

slik
01-21-2019, 08:41 PM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">“It’s about health and fitness, hanging and banging, riding and sliding, food and fun, fashion and passion ... WBF Body Stars, you’ve gotta want it!” <a href="https://t.co/LlXnvjKf1p">pic.twitter.com/LlXnvjKf1p</a></p>&mdash; Ryan Satin (@ryansatin) <a href="https://twitter.com/ryansatin/status/1087406787857342464?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 21, 2019</a></blockquote>
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rez
01-21-2019, 08:42 PM
Nicholas versus Rush is the match we deserve

ClockShot
01-21-2019, 08:42 PM
I should mute this.

Then again, is Ambrose hiding under the pedestal?

ClockShot
01-21-2019, 08:44 PM
Smiley!

I totally forgot about him.

xrodmuc316
01-21-2019, 08:45 PM
Lol Bobby Lashley vs Mini Me Bobby Lashley

Lock Jaw
01-21-2019, 08:46 PM
Some good ole' black on black violence for MLK day

Emperor Smeat
01-21-2019, 08:46 PM
Ouch at that insult by Lio Rush.

ClockShot
01-21-2019, 08:46 PM
Pose off?

*click*

RP
01-21-2019, 08:46 PM
This is making me hard

slik
01-21-2019, 08:46 PM
Pose Offs are lame

slik
01-21-2019, 08:47 PM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">.<a href="https://twitter.com/FinnBalor?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@FinnBalor</a> takes Brock Lesnar down. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAW?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#RAW</a> <a href="https://t.co/lTwr1rtsD9">pic.twitter.com/lTwr1rtsD9</a></p>&mdash; Italo Santana ���� (@BulletClubIta) <a href="https://twitter.com/BulletClubIta/status/1087524022223540224?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 22, 2019</a></blockquote>
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Mr. Nerfect
01-21-2019, 08:49 PM
I hope Lio Rush pulls out a gun and doesn't know which one to shoot.

slik
01-21-2019, 08:58 PM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I don't think this was suppoost to happen. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAW?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#RAW</a> <a href="https://t.co/F1O1k1xp5R">pic.twitter.com/F1O1k1xp5R</a></p>&mdash; Italo Santana ���� (@BulletClubIta) <a href="https://twitter.com/BulletClubIta/status/1087529330413129748?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 22, 2019</a></blockquote>
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rez
01-21-2019, 09:03 PM
You're only allowed to win if you're #27

slik
01-21-2019, 09:03 PM
This show is really boring, not good headed into the Rumble

Emperor Smeat
01-21-2019, 09:04 PM
Rollins doing a promo honoring MLK is kind of funny considering last year's MLK episode had him bring back the curb stomp and a few years before that, hit a curb stomp on Big E.

rez
01-21-2019, 09:07 PM
Well, there's your final two. Thanks, Vince

xrodmuc316
01-21-2019, 09:08 PM
LOL so wait, they are face to face and they go to commercial? Are they just gonna look at each other and not fight for 3 minutes until they are BACK on the air?

slik
01-21-2019, 09:08 PM
WWE telegraphing Rollins and Drew as the final two in the Rumble

rez
01-21-2019, 09:09 PM
I wish AEW was on

slik
01-21-2019, 09:11 PM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Apollo grabs another WWE Superstar like a bowling ball. This man has to be stopped. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWE?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WWE</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAW?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#RAW</a> <a href="https://t.co/7TXWuX9dT2">pic.twitter.com/7TXWuX9dT2</a></p>&mdash; Brad Shepard (@TheBradShepard) <a href="https://twitter.com/TheBradShepard/status/1087532218816389120?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 22, 2019</a></blockquote>
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rez
01-21-2019, 09:11 PM
Where's the titties. Oklahoma City the new Saudi Arabia?

SlickyTrickyDamon
01-21-2019, 09:11 PM
I wish AEW was on

If they were smart they wouldn't dare.

slik
01-21-2019, 09:12 PM
Calm down STD

Emperor Smeat
01-21-2019, 09:13 PM
WWE telegraphing Rollins and Drew as the final two in the Rumble

Makes sense to give the Men's Rumble to RAW since Smackdown is likely taking the Women's one considering the rumors of Ronda's title match at Mania.

rez
01-21-2019, 09:13 PM
If they were smart they wouldn't dare.

Shouldn't you still be somewhere jerking off to the Patriots victory

GD
01-21-2019, 09:19 PM
British folks have a gecko as well.

GD
01-21-2019, 09:21 PM
Is there a favorite from Smackdown this year?

GD
01-21-2019, 09:22 PM
Has Seth retired the Ripcord Knee / King's Landing?

rez
01-21-2019, 09:25 PM
Whenever they allow Renee to speak, she's pro Rollins. Wonder what the hubby thinks about that

GD
01-21-2019, 09:26 PM
Dang! Rollins finally gets a pinfall victory over McIntyre.

Triple A
01-21-2019, 09:26 PM
Drew McIntyre "just another guy" now

GD
01-21-2019, 09:27 PM
Just another guy who's going to face Cena at Mania!

Emperor Smeat
01-21-2019, 09:28 PM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Seth Rollins beats <a href="https://twitter.com/DMcIntyreWWE?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@DMcIntyreWWE</a> which increases his chances of winning the Royal Rumble by 0% <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAW?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#RAW</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/1087536781698969601?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 22, 2019</a></blockquote>
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GD
01-21-2019, 09:28 PM
Is there a favorite from Smackdown this year?

Want to see Kofi Kingston win the Rumble and challenge D Bry for the Dub Dub E Championship at Mania. Don't care if it doesn't close the show! The man needs a Wrestlemania moment.

GD
01-21-2019, 09:29 PM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Seth Rollins beats <a href="https://twitter.com/DMcIntyreWWE?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@DMcIntyreWWE</a> which increases his chances of winning the Royal Rumble by 0% <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAW?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#RAW</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/1087536781698969601?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 22, 2019</a></blockquote>
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He has gained momentum though.

rez
01-21-2019, 09:33 PM
Whoa. The Bros are wrestling

rez
01-21-2019, 09:35 PM
Someone call ICE

Emperor Smeat
01-21-2019, 09:36 PM
:wtf: Graves comments about Kalisto's head ... nevermind it was a dig at Buzzfeed.

Triple A
01-21-2019, 09:37 PM
Singh Bros actually wrestling and they are doing a bunch of chin locks and other incredibly boring shit... What`s the point.........

Triple A
01-21-2019, 09:38 PM
back to the same vignettes for the 298735th time... been watching this Raw for like 10 mins and just feeling p*$$ed off

edit: oh ok nvm... thought they were just gonna play all of the "coming soon" vignettes again

Emperor Smeat
01-21-2019, 09:40 PM
back to the same vignettes for the 298735th time... been watching this Raw for like 10 mins and just feeling p*$$ed off

Outside of a good Braun-Balor match, you haven't really missed anything interesting.

KIRA
01-21-2019, 09:40 PM
Vince probably thinks that EC3 promo is the greatest piece of work Kevin Dunn has ever done

rez
01-21-2019, 09:40 PM
Burying EC3 before he even has his 1st main roster match

rez
01-21-2019, 09:45 PM
Dumb shit if Braun doesn't continue after Corbin

xrodmuc316
01-21-2019, 09:47 PM
Burying EC3 before he even has his 1st main roster match

Vince has had a lot of dudes flexing their bodies for the camera tonight lol

rez
01-21-2019, 09:50 PM
That vape commercial. Fucking hate it with a passion. Those horns trigger me

SlickyTrickyDamon
01-21-2019, 09:50 PM
Someone call ICE

On what team? :lol:

rez
01-21-2019, 09:51 PM
On what team? :lol:



The Canadians. Duh

rez
01-21-2019, 09:57 PM
Who's going to interrupt a moment of bliss this time

Emperor Smeat
01-21-2019, 09:58 PM
Trying to think but Alexa's Moment of Bliss might be the least interesting talk show WWE has ever done.

None of them have been that good overall and last week had the really dumb Otis Dozovic moment.

rez
01-21-2019, 10:00 PM
:drool:DAMN!

RP
01-21-2019, 10:01 PM
I JUST PUT A MOMENT OF BLISS IN MY COUCH

Triple A
01-21-2019, 10:02 PM
Bliss just reading names...

Triple A
01-21-2019, 10:02 PM
Jesus...

Triple A
01-21-2019, 10:02 PM
Bliss "turned face," meaning they just completely removed any personality from her and just made her a "person who smiles"

SlickyTrickyDamon
01-21-2019, 10:03 PM
That's the real smokeshow of pro wrestling.

SlickyTrickyDamon
01-21-2019, 10:03 PM
Bliss "turned face," meaning they just completely removed any personality from her and just made her a "person who smiles"

Still a heel.

RP
01-21-2019, 10:05 PM
LOOK AT DAT ASS

Triple A
01-21-2019, 10:05 PM
Have no patience 4 this shit tonight...................... Sry for the negativity @everyone

Jordan
01-21-2019, 10:06 PM
When the hell did Mickie steal the show anywhere?

Emperor Smeat
01-21-2019, 10:06 PM
:y: at traditional pre-Rumble brawl going on

SlickyTrickyDamon
01-21-2019, 10:07 PM
POP

SlickyTrickyDamon
01-21-2019, 10:08 PM
THE LADY!

Jordan
01-21-2019, 10:09 PM
I like this LACEY EVANS.

SlickyTrickyDamon
01-21-2019, 10:09 PM
RP just came in his face at the announcement Alexa Bliss is back in the ring.

Triple A
01-21-2019, 10:09 PM
k that segment turned out a lot better than it seemed like it was going to go when Alexa was about to interview Nia Jax...

SlickyTrickyDamon
01-21-2019, 10:10 PM
Who jobs to Heavy Machinery? Local jobberinos? or the Ascension?

rez
01-21-2019, 10:10 PM
Trying to think but Alexa's Moment of Bliss might be the least interesting talk show WWE has ever done.

None of them have been that good overall and last week had the really dumb Otis Dozovic moment.



You hatin on Otis, brah? :fu:

RP
01-21-2019, 10:12 PM
I cant walk. My legs are trapped in a webbing of my own ejac.

Emperor Smeat
01-21-2019, 10:12 PM
You hatin on Otis, brah? :fu:

No since he was interesting to watch in NXT but last week's segment on RAW did him no favors as a debut. The one he did on Smackdown the night after was a lot better.

SlickyTrickyDamon
01-21-2019, 10:13 PM
I win.

rez
01-21-2019, 10:13 PM
Who jobs to Heavy Machinery? Local jobberinos? or the Ascension?

:rofl:

Evil Vito
01-21-2019, 10:13 PM
Lol wasting a Rumble spot on Titus simply because of his pratfall

SlickyTrickyDamon
01-21-2019, 10:18 PM
FTR for Champs.

RP
01-21-2019, 10:22 PM
SaY YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh

Evil Vito
01-21-2019, 10:24 PM
Curt Hawkins should call a double DQ and declare himself the tag team champions.

SlickyTrickyDamon
01-21-2019, 10:24 PM
Forget AEW and become WWE Champions.

Evil Vito
01-21-2019, 10:26 PM
Hahaha they even have #FTR on their trunks

rez
01-21-2019, 10:27 PM
Roode still not a heel. Eat dick, Vince

SlickyTrickyDamon
01-21-2019, 10:27 PM
Hahaha they even have #FTR on their trunks

They have said FTR means Forever the Revival since day one.

Evil Vito
01-21-2019, 10:29 PM
They have said FTR means Forever the Revival since day one.

Lol, you’re such a mark

A.J.K
01-21-2019, 10:31 PM
Lol wasting a Rumble spot on Titus simply because of his pratfall

He'll slide under the ring again, get in the ring and trip over the top rope.

rez
01-21-2019, 10:31 PM
They have said FTR means Forever the Revival since day one.



FUCK THE REVIVAL

GD
01-21-2019, 10:34 PM
Hawkins looks handsome

rez
01-21-2019, 10:35 PM
Lol. More shade thrown @ nfl refs

Emperor Smeat
01-21-2019, 10:35 PM
:eek: Ryder making an appearance on tv

Evil Vito
01-21-2019, 10:35 PM
Ahahahaha the Revival are gonna put over Hawkins and Ryder

RP
01-21-2019, 10:38 PM
whats this bitch babbling about?

Emperor Smeat
01-21-2019, 10:38 PM
Ronda's promo skills is something she really needs to work on a lot. Way too much rambling or going off into too many directions.

GD
01-21-2019, 10:39 PM
Hawkins pinning The Revival would be the ultimate burial.

SlickyTrickyDamon
01-21-2019, 10:40 PM
Nooooooooooooooooo

Evil Vito
01-21-2019, 10:40 PM
Funny enough I remember Hawkins and Ryder reuniting in like 2011, but they only wrestled on Superstars

GD
01-21-2019, 10:42 PM
Ronda's promos are something she really needs to work on a lot.

Considering that she’s been on the roster for less than a year, she’s really good at reciting her lines (most of the time).

GD
01-21-2019, 10:42 PM
Think she was intimidated standing in gorilla close to Vince.

Lock Jaw
01-21-2019, 10:44 PM
Did they change the name of Sugar Crisp to Golden Crisp?

Triple A
01-21-2019, 10:44 PM
Did they change the name of Sugar Crisp to Golden Crisp?

Golden Crisp in the US and Sugar Crisp in Canada, it seems

SlickyTrickyDamon
01-21-2019, 10:44 PM
Why is the person not wrestling Ronda at the Rumble coming out second?

Emperor Smeat
01-21-2019, 10:46 PM
Did they change the name of Sugar Crisp to Golden Crisp?

In Canada?

Been called Golden Crisp in the US for as long as I can remember. Even have a box of it in the cupboard somewhere.

KIRA
01-21-2019, 10:47 PM
Why is Titus O'Neil in the rumble he doesn't have a realistic shot if this is about that stupid fault he took then Jesus Christ this is why I hate McMahon he is the kind of guy that the joke will be long over but he'll still be laughing his head off about it but he'll be the only one in the room doing so.

rez
01-21-2019, 10:49 PM
They don't have any good surprises lined up for the rumble so gotta fill it somehow

Stickman
01-21-2019, 10:59 PM
This is a pretty weak episode

Emperor Smeat
01-21-2019, 10:59 PM
:lol: at the ref saying "you got 2 minutes"

SlickyTrickyDamon
01-21-2019, 11:00 PM
Is that Ronda's first WWE defeat?

Evil Vito
01-21-2019, 11:00 PM
They don't have any good surprises lined up for the rumble so gotta fill it somehow

I’m fairness there are still 11 entrants yet to be announced.

Probably a couple of NXT guys and a token legend or two. But they’re still gonna have to put Roode and Gable or some other random midcarders in there.

GD
01-21-2019, 11:01 PM
Sasha's weave looks atrocious. Good match though.

GD
01-21-2019, 11:01 PM
Is that Ronda's first WWE defeat?

Yep. She's yet to lose via pinfall or submission.

Lock Jaw
01-22-2019, 12:00 AM
Damn.... never knew that @ Golden/Sugar Crisp

SlickyTrickyDamon
01-22-2019, 12:03 AM
Sasha's bear ass tonight :)

Lock Jaw
01-22-2019, 12:03 AM
At the 1904 World Fair, the Quaker Oats Company made a candy-coated puffed cereal, a wheat-based product similar to Cracker Jack's candy-coated popcorn. The product concept was re-introduced unsuccessfully in 1939 by another business as Ranger Joe, the first pre-sweetened, candy-coated breakfast cereal. Post Foods introduced their own version in 1948. The Post version was originally called Happy Jax, and was renamed to Sugar Crisp the next year.[2] In 1967, The name was later changed to Super Sugar Crisp, and in 1985, it was changed again to Super Golden Crisp.[3] Finally, it was changed to Golden Crisp (during a time when many cereals dropped the word "Sugar" from their titles) in the American market.

The product is still sold as Sugar Crisp in Canada. In Canada, the box still displays the Sugar Bear mascot and the phrase "Can't get enough of that Sugar Crisp."

Lock Jaw
01-22-2019, 12:05 AM
My world is rocked right now....

And I never even particularly liked Sugar Crisp....

Tom Guycott
01-22-2019, 12:36 AM
Used to "hang on every word" that Paul Heyman said..... now it is just "background noise"....

Has anyone heard anything about the condition of Jason Jordan's neck? I want "Cowboy" James Storm to sign with WWE and join Bobby Roode for a feud against American Alpha. Dream match right there!

One, it would be "Bearded Outlaw" James Storm in WWE. See: his cup of coffee in NXT.

Two, Have *him* team with Jason Jordan, who reprises is Southpaw persona of Porkchop Jones.

Tom Guycott
01-22-2019, 12:40 AM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Seth Rollins beats <a href="https://twitter.com/DMcIntyreWWE?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@DMcIntyreWWE</a> which increases his chances of winning the Royal Rumble by 0% <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAW?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#RAW</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/1087536781698969601?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 22, 2019</a></blockquote>
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He has gained momentum though.

The question needs to be asked... what if you add Kurt Angle to the mix?

GD
01-22-2019, 01:51 AM
https://i.imgur.com/QHjZGEB.gif

slik
01-22-2019, 02:51 AM
A Banks Statement

Fignuts
01-22-2019, 04:25 AM
lol

XL
01-22-2019, 04:46 AM
- Do they really need to use that pic of Finn?

- Pleased to see a Ryder/Hawkins reunion.

- How long before Lacey Evans loses her surname?

GD
01-22-2019, 06:04 AM
I feel so disconnected with NXT as of late. I am not well informed with the current crop at all.

Gerard
01-22-2019, 11:13 AM
Interesting that a suplex outside the ring isn't a DQ but in the ring an f5 that looked more like an AA somehow is. :wtf:

Volare
01-22-2019, 11:23 AM
https://i.imgur.com/QHjZGEB.gif

https://www.ringsidenews.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/Sasha-Banks-Wardrobe-Malfunction-5-438x600.jpg?x57727

Gerard
01-22-2019, 11:58 AM
https://www.ringsidenews.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/Sasha-Banks-Wardrobe-Malfunction-5-438x600.jpg?x57727

Cute lil butt. :yes:

LibSuperstar
01-22-2019, 12:51 PM
Nice bootay!

SlickyTrickyDamon
01-22-2019, 01:06 PM
Interesting that a suplex outside the ring isn't a DQ but in the ring an f5 that looked more like an AA somehow is. :wtf:

Brock Lesnar was not in the match.

Gerard
01-22-2019, 01:20 PM
Brock Lesnar was not in the match.

And when has that ever mattered before? People getting dq'd for someone running in and attacking the opponent is commonplace.

Fignuts
01-22-2019, 03:35 PM
Yeah, and it typically leads to a DQ if the ref sees it.

Fignuts
01-22-2019, 03:36 PM
I didn’t actually watch. Did the ref see it?

Gerard
01-22-2019, 03:50 PM
I didn’t actually watch. Did the ref see it?

Id guess so, Finn got thrown from the ring down into Brocks arms and he suplexed him over his head. :lol: Then again the ref may had been looking at that image of sasha's butt on his phone. If so i can excuse him.

ED:

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/f4Yc5uMHVGI?start=63" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Yes, he seen it. I suppose we'll chalk this one upto "wwe pick and choose what rules apply" logic.

And my god that was one shitty f5.

Fignuts
01-22-2019, 05:11 PM
Dunno there have been times where the ref had to work very hard to make it look like he doesn’t see what’s happening, but I can’t think of an instance where there was blatant interference right in front of the ref and it didn’t end right there in a dq.

A.J.K
01-22-2019, 06:12 PM
https://i.imgur.com/QHjZGEB.gif

i'd take a stinkface from sasha anytime.

Gerard
01-22-2019, 07:00 PM
Dunno there have been times where the ref had to work very hard to make it look like he doesn’t see what’s happening, but I can’t think of an instance where there was blatant interference right in front of the ref and it didn’t end right there in a dq.

Just wwe ignoring their "rules".

Black Widow
01-23-2019, 11:31 AM
https://www.ringsidenews.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/Sasha-Banks-Wardrobe-Malfunction-5-438x600.jpg?x57727One time I'd actually be fine with a black person not pulling up their pants