Wrestling Dictionary - Wrong Definitions Only!

[The MAC]

Okay heres another game.

Give a wrong/hilarious explanation of the wrestling term the previous poster selects for you to define. You then post your own for the next poster.

To get the ball rolling :

Define Jobber

[Helmsphere]

Person who gets over on the internet.

Shoot.

[The MAC]

Shoot : When a wrestler misses a spot. Derived from what he is likely to say after missing the spot : "oh Shoot!"


Mark

[Anybody Thrilla]

What the Undertaker is called backstage.

Hardway

[Mr. Nerfect]

How Virgil got a job with the WWF.

Blade job

[xrodmuc316]

How Virgil got a job with the WWF.

Blade job

When Triple H got hired for a Wesley Snipes movie.

Get color.

[Bad News Gertner]

What Vince says to his assistant when he's looking for Kofi Kingston


Kayfabe

[RP]

What Vince says to his assistant when he's looking for Kofi Kingston


Kayfabe

Eating Alexa Bliss'es asshole with a spoon.

BeckyLynchTitPicFromRoyalRumble

[Mr. Nerfect]

Kay Fabe was the name of Vince McMahon's assistant that used to get her ass eaten with a spoon.

Blowjob

[WinterDecay]

Blowjob
When someone is supposed to lose in a match but refuses to do the job.

Used in a sentance:
Shawn Micheals did a blowjob on Bret Hart in Montreal in 1997




Kick Out

[Anybody Thrilla]

Owen Hart's signature manuever to the leg.

False finish

[Jordan]

When someone is supposed to lose in a match but refuses to do the job.

Used in a sentance:
Shawn Micheals did a blowjob on Bret Hart in Montreal in 1997




Kick Out
Lmao

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

False finish

The term used for pretending to cum when you're suffering from whisky dick.

Pillmanized

[Bad News Gertner]

When you're fucked up from doing too many painkillers.

Go Home

[Vastardikai]

What people do after a Wrestling Event

hot tag

[Bad News Gertner]

Maryse and Mandy Rose at the same time.

Face in peril

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Maryse and Mandy Rose at the same time.

Face in peril

When a wrestler's face is gonna get bonzai dropped.

heel heat

[Vastardikai]

what happens when someone lights a match in someone's boot while they're wearing it.

"Falling Bus" spot.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Is that a legit term, can't find it anywhere?

So, I will say it is when PN News falls on you. Yo baby yo baby yo!

[Vastardikai]

Actually, it's when a large man dives, they resemble a "Falling Bus." It's a Cornette-ism.

[The MAC]

Falling Bus : Lex lugers finishing move during the Lex Express era


Next Term : Tweener

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

A transitional champion.

Pay Window.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

wow u fucking suck, STD

[Mr. Nerfect]

A brawl outside the ring, named for Jim Cornette's interaction with a fast food employee.

Broadway

[The MAC]

Broadway : The internal code name for Vince's "Standback Video" as it was fuckin gay

Next Term : Hotshot

[Mr. Nerfect]

The nickname for someone that will do a hot shot of cum of another wrestler in order to get pushed. Triple H would hotshot the cum of Shawn Michaels; Brutus Beefcake would hotshot the cum of Hulk Hogan, etc.

Double turn

[Vastardikai]

When they stop halfway on an Irish whip.

Speaking of... Irish Whip

[TNARICK1]

Mike Awesomes entrance music

Swerve

[xrodmuc316]

What Joey Marella would have done if he wasn't asleep

Dusty Finish

[The MAC]

When Pat Patterson masturabated, and orgasmed into the ashes of his deseased partner, Louie


Xpac heat

[XL]

Sean Waltman’s Tag Team with Kane.

Curtain Jerker

[Vastardikai]

The guy in Gorilla beats off while watching a Diva's match.

While we are here... Gorilla Position.

[Mr. Nerfect]

It's the name of a dom that soaps up the guys in the shower.

Going home

[The MAC]

Going Home : when a wrestler walks out because he doesn't agree with creative. Example : Austin is going home because he doesnt want to lose to Brock

Next term : Botch

[Sixx]

A top rope maneuver.

Lou Thesz press

[The MAC]

Lou Thesz press : the name of the printing business Lou ran before getting into wrestling Zl.

Gig mark