RAW after the RUMBLE -- The Road To WM begins -- 1.28.19

[slik]

Will Becky appear?

Will Brock appear?

Will Seth appear?

Will Nia appear?

Anything can happen on the Road to WrestleMania and it begins tonight.

[RP]

GIVE ME BECKY LYNCH OR GIVE ME DEATH!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

GIVE ME BECKY LYNCH OR GIVE ME DEATH!

Give us tit or else.

[RP]

There was no tit. It was all a dream.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Tit was all a dream? Noooooooooooooo!

[RP]

I spent all night and all morning investigating it. I found conclusive evidence and submitted my report. I've now been recruited to join the Mueller investigation.

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">All your favorite RAW Superstars are here to do one thing and one thing only: point at the <a href="https://twitter.com/WrestleMania?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@WrestleMania</a> sign <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/1090006693067534338?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 28, 2019</a></blockquote>
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[rez]

Nia can fuck the hell off

[rez]

lol hey..it's the road to wrestlemania !

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

The Man not starting Raw? Seth Rollins? I hope the Man comes around to bitch slap this dude.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Rabbit Season!

Pointing Season!

[RP]

How is Becky Lynch not kicking off RAW. What the fuck man.

[Evil Vito]

Angle vs Corbin tonight

Fucks sake, Angle could barely move yesterday

[xrodmuc316]

Seth seems far more over tonight then he was last night at the Rumble.

[ClockShot]

History has shown the Raws after one of the big 4 PPVs are usually better in terms of quality and creative.

However, it hasn't been the best stretch of programming for some time now. So, here' hoping for a good show, at least.

[ClockShot]

How is Becky Lynch not kicking off RAW. What the fuck man.

That's tomorrow.

[xrodmuc316]

Angle vs Corbin tonight

Fucks sake, Angle could barely move yesterday

Seriously?

Dude can't even look sideways, he shouldn't be bumping 2 days in a row

[RP]

lol

Well at least Seth acknowledges how stupid the sign pointing is.

[Dark One]

Seth super emotional. Good for him.

[Evil Vito]

Lol @ the crowd booing the idea of Rollins/Bryan

Dummies

[ClockShot]

Option C.

I'm gonna fight Triple H. Again.

[slik]

HHH has CENA nuff

[RP]

Did Hunter just hug Droford?

[KIRA]

Wait a minute do you think if he hadn't pointed at the sign Vince would have killed his push right then and there

[rez]

"30 of the best athletes" ? lol

[Emperor Smeat]

Kind of easy to survive the brutality of the Rumble when you get to take a mid-match nap.

[KIRA]

Goddamn Triple H looks like an old man

[Emperor Smeat]

So if Rollins doesn't pick anyone tonight, he loses the title shot?

[slik]

Seth obviously choosing Brock

[ClockShot]

SHUT UP AND PICK!

[Dark One]

Really appreciate them setting up another thread to run through the whole show.

[KIRA]

Seth Rollins stared at the crowd like I can't believe that chant actually got over

[ClockShot]

Renee on mute right now.

[KIRA]

He needs to do the right thing for all of us and pick Daniel Bryan

[Evil Vito]

That siren in Dean’s theme keeps making me think Perry Saturn is entering

[GD]

Oh snap! D Bry on Monday Night RAW.

[Evil Vito]

Dean/HHH at Mania? Yeesh

[ClockShot]

No it doesn't, Trips.

NXT is your world. Raw belongs to Vince.

[Evil Vito]

Lol Corporate Kane reference

[RP]

ROFL Dean

" What about it chuckles ? "

[ClockShot]

There we go.

[Dark One]

I would be down for Dean vs HHH at Mania.

[RP]

Dean is leveling up tonight.

[GD]

Papa Haitch needs to stop being daddy all the time

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol:

[xrodmuc316]

OMG where has this heel Ambrose been??

[GD]

Damn Dean!

[GD]

lol at the crowd chanting "Yes, he does!"

[slik]

Did the match start during the commercial break?

[slik]

I ran to the kitchen what did Dean say to HHH??

[ClockShot]

Renee. What are your thoughts on this?

Speak up. Don't be shy.

[rez]

I too would be down with a HHH/DA Wrestlemania match.

[GD]

I ran to the kitchen what did Dean say to HHH??

Do you have to ask your father-in-law's permission?

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-conversation="none" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The reaction from the crowd was great. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAW?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#RAW</a> <a href="https://t.co/rTclCKvf72">pic.twitter.com/rTclCKvf72</a></p>&mdash; Italo Santana ���� (@BulletClubIta) <a href="https://twitter.com/BulletClubIta/status/1090056490868793347?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 29, 2019</a></blockquote>
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[GD]

Dean needs to get rid of that wallet chain thingy.

[GD]

Dean needs a wardrobe change. Seriously.

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[Ruien]

OH SHIT RUIEN IS HERE.

Anything good happening tonight?

[slik]

Yeah, Seth Rollins brotherjack has to choose between Brock Lesnar and Daniel Bryan before the end of the show dude, so we will know his WM opponent tonight

[slik]

And tomorrow Becky has to choose before the end of SD if she wants Ronda or Asuka at RassleMania

[Sepholio]

lol just tuned in but damn Dean took HHHs soul with that line.

[Ruien]

Fuck ya. Hope he picks Brock and they finally put Rollins over 100%. He still have a few years to be the face of the company.

[ClockShot]

:rofl:

Ambrose. What the hell was that?!

[slik]

Seth scores the clean win over Dean

[Ruien]

ROLLINS BABY!!!

[Dark One]

What a time to be alive, they're laying out the whole show in advance and putting a reason to stay tuned at the end.

[Ruien]

Has Rollins been booked solid over the past 6 months?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Ambrose needs DDP motivational speaker gimmick.

[slik]

RAW started w/ a promo and match we've seen numerous times

#JustPointingItOut

[KIRA]

I feel like Kurt Angle can barely move I don't know if I'm going to like this much

[xrodmuc316]

I would love Dean vs HHH at Mania. I loved the match they had at Fastlane a few years ago.

[slik]

Has Rollins been booked solid over the past 6 months?

I would say so

He hasn't really looked bad at all

[KIRA]

Dean needs to get rid of that wallet chain thingy.

Very early 2000s hot topic

[ClockShot]

We got a hostage situation here.

[RP]

Dean is about to divorce Renee right now

[ClockShot]

Don't do this to Dean.

Just...……...don't.

[RP]

I really hope Dean beast these fat bitches up.

[xrodmuc316]

So Nias gimmick now is that she fights men?

[rez]

Fuck them up, Dean!

[Emperor Smeat]

Has Rollins been booked solid over the past 6 months?

Outside of the meh feud with Ziggy, he's been booked pretty well ever since the Gauntlet match on RAW.

Even when WWE was busy attempting countless coronation moments with Reigns, Rollins was still getting treated reasonably well. Made it a lot easier to give him the top star spotlight when Reigns had to leave and Braun treading water for way too long.

[ClockShot]

Renee needs to whoop some ass.

[Evil Vito]

BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF HER WITH A CHAIR DEAN

[GD]

I wanted to hear what Dean had to say.

[Blonde Moment]

The look like Klingon women

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

The look like Klingon women

:naughty:

[rez]

Spray Nia in the fuckin face with bear mace

[GD]

Just a reminder

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[slik]

Nia Jax vs Dean Ambrose at WM

[Emperor Smeat]

So is Alexa supposed to be a face now?

That split-screen promo did her no favors if so

[rez]

Someone needs to put Sonic cheeseburgers over a bear trap for Nia

[slik]

Nia should challenge The Undertaker at WrestleMania

[RP]

I'm guessing Dean comes out and DDT's Nia and costs her team the title match.

[rez]

I'm guessing Dean comes out and DDT's Nia and costs her team the title match.

Bliss is out there and you aren't nutting all over the thread. You terminally ill or something?

[RP]

I want to eat spoiled cottage cheese out of Alexa Bliss's ass.

[KIRA]

That's right girls you can do what Nia Jax did you just have to be about 6 ft 2 and weigh about as much as a school bus

[xrodmuc316]

Nia is an inspiration to young girls?? Are they seriously trying to spin that?

[ClockShot]

:nono:

[RP]

Why are they qualifying? These bitches cant even wear those belts.

[slik]

Why is the commentary team putting Nia over as a face

[rez]

:nono:

Nia needs drug tested

[xrodmuc316]

That's right kids, you can commit a hate crime on a black man, but only if you are a girl, cause Girl Power!

[Ruien]

Already bored.

[rez]

I'd fucking hang out with Corbin IRL if it meant Nia gone from wrestling.

[KIRA]

I like how they're filming this as if this is us looking into Kurt angle's memories

[Emperor Smeat]

Why is the commentary team putting Nia over as a face

Because RAW's commentary has been mostly terrible going back to late JR-Lawler era.

Don't think WWE really thought out their plan or idea for that match. Its the rare heel vs heel matchup but commentary acted as if Nia was to be cheered while the booking was as if Bliss & Mickie were to be cheered instead. Crowd wasn't on Nia's side.

[slik]

Alexa loses her first match on RAW in like six months in a squash, damn

[Emperor Smeat]

Only good thing about giving Corbin way too much promo time is he eventually managed to get rid of those awkward pauses and word emphasizes he used to do way too much.

[slik]

Kurt Angle vs Baron Corbin in this NEW ERA of RAW

[xrodmuc316]

Lol @WWE still blaming Corbin for the bad ratings

[RP]

Kurt Angle vs Baron Corbin in this NEW ERA of RAW

It's what the fans want!

[ClockShot]

Over. Finally.

[RP]

Wow

ok

Lets just not have Kurt ever comeback. I'm really ok with this.

[slik]

Nia Jax vs Baron Corbin in Tuxedo vs Evening Gown Match at WM

[KIRA]

Renee has gotten way more hostile and snarky on commentary I love it

[xrodmuc316]

Kurt is retiring now right?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Just a reminder

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What is a reminder if this is the first time we saw this Outlaw Mudshow bullshit?

[ClockShot]

Bye Kurt.

It was fun. Sort of.

[GD]

What? Did he just beat him with a Deep Six?

[rez]

What do the Russians have on Vince?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Seth Rollins should pick PETE DUNNE!

[Ruien]

Boring Corbin is winning matches in 2019. What a sad day.

[RP]

Heath Slater, Rhino and Apollo Crews should be permanent door greeters for when all the better wrestlers walk in.

[Evil Vito]

So we are getting a storyline out of Kurt being a broken down shell of his former self?

[xrodmuc316]

I think unless Finn is 100% homosexual he has for sure plowed Bayley

[rez]

Are those Oprah pizzas any good

[KIRA]

Corbin isn't in charge anymore why is he still dressed like an office coffee fetcher

[KIRA]

I think unless Finn is 100% homosexual he has for sure plowed Bayley

I keep saying no they're just cool like that but God damn is she happy when she is around him like really actually happy and vice versa

[GD]

I think unless Finn is 100% homosexual he has for sure plowed Bayley

All jokes aside, the way Bayley looks at Finn, there's undoubtedly something going on.

[GD]

Was this the first time Finn Balor has tapped out on the main roster?

[KIRA]

I think Seth Rollins is going to take a shot at the world title so that Finn Balor can have another go at Brock as the demon

[GD]

Dub Dub E title

[slik]

I like the new Balor Club shirt

[Dark One]

Finn going right from Brock Lesnar to Choc Lesnar.

[RP]

Lio has sort of grown on me.

Like a ball hair.

[Emperor Smeat]

I think unless Finn is 100% homosexual he has for sure plowed Bayley

That has been something rumored in the past especially with how close they seemed to act towards each other on social media and at NXT house shows. Then again think he was also rumored to have been with a few other women in NXT as well.

Not sure if he's still dating Cathy Kelley though.

[KIRA]

Bailey come get your man

[RP]

Finn put the ley in Bayley

[Sepholio]

LOL Ryder and Hawkins about to go over The Revival because of Jericho lolol

[Emperor Smeat]

Ryder & Hawkins as the Edgeheads was their best time as a team.

[A.J.K]

Hawkins and Ryder

:D:D:D:D:D:D

[A.J.K]

I actually hope Hawkins and Ryder are back together for good.

[Dark One]

That has been something rumored in the past especially with how close they seemed to act towards each other on social media and at NXT house shows. Then again think he was also rumored to have been with a few other women in NXT as well.

Not sure if he's still dating Cathy Kelley though.

Based on Gallows & Anderson's tales, I would 100% believe Finn has boned half the female roster.

[Sepholio]

LOL Ryder and Hawkins about to go over The Revival because of Jericho lolol

Oh well, so much for that

[A.J.K]

:mad:

[Evil Vito]

Lol....welp so much for Hawkins finally winning

[Evil Vito]

Damn, Renee’s lisp very prominent there

[RP]

Bayley's ass nearly knocked 5 of those kids out.

[Emperor Smeat]

Lol....welp so much for Hawkins finally winning

With the way WWE books things, safe bet Hawkins is breaking his losing streak against the Revival next week or two.

More surprised at no ref shenanigans or cheating being done since that was the whole purpose of the Revival's story the past few weeks.

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Nia Jax with the tribute to Rikishi<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAW?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#RAW</a> <a href="https://t.co/WVSdsSBYHd">pic.twitter.com/WVSdsSBYHd</a></p>&mdash; GIF Skull - #RAW is ______ (@GIFSkull) <a href="https://twitter.com/GIFSkull/status/1090065297585795072?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 29, 2019</a></blockquote>
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[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Known glute flexer Bobby Lashley has been taking bowling lessons from Apollo Crews. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWE?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WWE</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAW?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#RAW</a> <a href="https://t.co/7ToDWQuUA0">pic.twitter.com/7ToDWQuUA0</a></p>&mdash; Brad Shepard (@TheBradShepard) <a href="https://twitter.com/TheBradShepard/status/1090075615280148480?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 29, 2019</a></blockquote>
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[Sepholio]

LOL

[GD]

Elias turn!

[Evil Vito]

Elias was red hot as a face but now he’s heel again because reasons

[Sepholio]

SLAPNUTS

[Fenix122]

HE CALLED HIM SLAPNUTS

[Fenix122]

HE CALLED HIM SLAPNUTS

wow iconic 1000th post

[Dark One]

I'm not sure turning Elias heel to feud with Jeff Jarrett is a good move but uh... Okay.

[Sepholio]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[RP]

Road Dog ate Billy Gun

[rez]

Lol wtf

[slik]

So Nia Jax turns face and Elias turns heel?

What an odd couple of decisions

[Dark One]

THE ALL NEW MONDAY NIGHT RAW

[A.J.K]

Jeff Jarrett with the Roadie.

:D

[KIRA]

Still no Tennessee Lee f*** this company

[GD]

Fuck off Corey!

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol:

[Dark One]

Did I have a stroke

[RP]

Is this happening?

[rez]

Renee can't dance

[A.J.K]

With My Baby Tonight .

[RP]

IT'S THE NEW ERA!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Emperor Smeat]

Nice of Elias to save the crowd from having their ears abused from that disaster of a musical performance.

[KIRA]

I hope Renee was really good at hockey because dancing is not her strong suit

[Evil Vito]

If it’s up to me, I’d just have Hawkins win the Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal in his “hometown” (because they view NJ and NY and interchangeable when it comes to Mania.

I mean, why not? They don’t do anything with the winner of that match anyway so it’d be a nice moment for a guy who’s put in over a decade with the company

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

How does hitting Jarrett make you a heel? It probably makes him so over with like 95% of Impact.

[slik]

Renee dancing w/ Road Dogg is the cringiest thing possible

[Dark One]

What happened

Where am I

[slik]

So...

Nia Jax vs Dean Ambrose

Elias vs Jeff Jarrett

at WM?

[KIRA]

What happened

Where am I

It's over it's safe to come back

[RP]

Now we get Mojo promo. What did we do to deserve this punishment tonight?

[Emperor Smeat]

If Mojo's beard was a few inches longer, he'd be a good candidate for Bryan's soon-to-be hobo army.

[rez]

Thought Mojo was gonna be yelling at a puppy there

[Dark One]

Mojo gonna go full Heidenreich

Never go full Heidenreich

[GD]

So...

Nia Jax vs Dean Ambrose - 60 min. Iron Man Punjabi Prison, kendostick on a pole match.



FTFY

[A.J.K]

Mojo gonna go full Heidenreich

Never go full Heidenreich

Byron saxton instead of cole this time?

[Evil Vito]

Mojo Rawley debuted his new gimmick, Depressed. It got a confused response.

[RP]

I love Liv Morgan's belly.

[A.J.K]

I want a stinkface from Nattie.

[KIRA]

There seems to be no real consensus on which body part to sell after taking a sharpshooter

[A.J.K]

Also want a stinkface from ronda too.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at the crowd booing Ronda.

[Dark One]

Wellllll

This is awkward

[KIRA]

Prepare to be a heel Rousey

[RP]

POINT POINT POINT POINT POINT

[Emperor Smeat]

This promo is not working at all for Ronda.

[RP]

Please let Becky come out and wreck this cunt

[GD]

Crowd is hostile AF.

[Triple A]

Ronda def gonna leave due to the crowd being mean!

[slik]

Ronda loves the WWE Universe

[RP]

LOL what was that? WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

[RP]

Did Ronda forget her lines? It's really terrible when Bayley comes out and saves you.

[A.J.K]

The Crowd is dead.

[Evil Vito]

Bayley looks like a freaking kabuki dancer with all that makeup

[GD]

Poor Ronda was flabbergasted.

[KIRA]

Rhonda needs to find a way to keep on being nice but somehow also find a way to be a dick about it book did oblivious to the fact that she's being a dick

[RP]

Bayley's ass is almost as fat as Nia's ass.

[A.J.K]

Bayley's ass is almost as fat as Nia's ass.

i want a stinkface from Bayley

[Emperor Smeat]

Did Ronda forget her lines? It's really terrible when Bayley comes out and saves you.

Either that or she legit called an audible on whatever the rest of her promo was going to be and WWE scrambled to send Bayley out.

[slik]

This is a mess

[GD]

Whoa!

[KIRA]

Bailey was so close to snapping last year in killing everybody up in this mother f****** place I don't know what happened

[rez]

Bayley's ass is almost as fat as Nia's ass.

Plz don't mention that large cunt. I hate Nia

[Sepholio]

Nia. Nia Jax.

[slik]

This is easily Ronda's worst WWE match, she and Bayley are not connecting

[Blonde Moment]

Dear god someone run in and end this.
My guess is that Rhonda will be limping into WM to save face for a loss to Beckey

[KIRA]

I always find it odd when two people are really good but they just do not gel at all

[RP]

Bayley can barely get that fat ass up to the top rope.

[slik]

HOLY SHIT this is sooo bad

[Evil Vito]

Is Ronda getting booed because people know she’s leaving for a while?

How dare she have kids.

[RP]

I wonder if Becky was suppose to come out tonight? I bet WWE called the audible and said they needed her to save this shit show.

[Dark One]

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[Dark One]

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[slik]

Becky!

[GD]

She's here! :yes:

[Blonde Moment]

I wonder if Becky was suppose to come out tonight? I bet WWE called the audible and said they needed her to save this shit show.

Thank god

[Emperor Smeat]

Is Ronda getting booed because people know she’s leaving for a while?

How dare she have kids.

I'd assume its more of her opponent being The Man. That and her opening promo and match with Bayley were weak.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at Becky's dig at Rollins.

[RP]

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

[Evil Vito]

Fuck yes

Now don’t fuck the match up with Charlotte

[slik]

Becky vs Ronda is official for WrestleMania 35

[rez]

WrestleMania logo matches Becky's hair.

[RP]

Ronda rallying!

[Dark One]

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[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at Ronda randomly turning heel.

[RP]

I WANT TO WRAP MY DICK IN BECKY LYNCHES HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!

[KIRA]

She said the k word on a PC show

[Sepholio]

Um....wtf is that swollen puss volcano under Rondas eye? Looks awful.

[GD]

Wow! Ronda ploughing through.

[GD]

She said the k word on a PC show

Yeah! I was not expecting that.

[Emperor Smeat]

Same as last night, WWE should have had the women's stuff go on last since no way Rollins announcement moment is going to be as good as what just happened.

[slik]

That was a $$$ segment between Ronda and Becky.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

WrestleMAN-ia.

[KIRA]

Rhonda was never going to be a match for Becky on the mic but she rebounded nicely like she let the fact that she was pissed about being booed drive her promo

[Evil Vito]

Becky vs Ronda for the Raw title
Asuka vs Charlotte for the SmackDown title
Sasha and Bayley vs Nia and Alexa for the tag titles

Not sure why Alexa and Nia would be teaming again but they’re probably not getting Battle Royal duty

[xrodmuc316]

That was both Ronda's worst promo, and then her best.

[RP]

I want to have the healing powers that allows my shattered elbow to be healed in 2 months.

[rez]

Becky vs Ronda for the Raw title
Asuka vs Charlotte for the SmackDown title
Sasha and Bayley vs Nia and Alexa for the tag titles

Not sure why Alexa and Nia would be teaming again but they’re probably not getting Battle Royal duty

Did Nia eat Tamina?

[Blonde Moment]

Did Nia eat Tamina?

Nightly

[Emperor Smeat]

Becky vs Ronda for the Raw title
Asuka vs Charlotte for the SmackDown title
Sasha and Bayley vs Nia and Alexa for the tag titles

Not sure why Alexa and Nia would be teaming again but they’re probably not getting Battle Royal duty

Swap out Bliss & Nia with the Bellas based on some recent rumors and that's probably how its going to look for the women's side of the card.

[rez]

Braun nip slip!

[Dark One]

THE ALL NEW MONDAY NIGHT RAW