SmackDownLIVE - 2.5.19 - Sponsored by dAMNINATOR's dONUTs

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Brand Blue begins!

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">SmackDown ratings are low so our bright idea is to do an angle where the hottest star on the show is suspended and won't appear. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ReasonsToWatchSmackDown?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#ReasonsToWatchSmackDown</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/1092876532547231749?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 5, 2019</a></blockquote>
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[KIRA]

Remember the power is yours you ignorant corporate slaves

[slik]

tHEN

nOW

fOREVER

[ClockShot]

My. God. Charlotte.

Whoever is doing your makeup these days needs to be fired.

[KIRA]

You know from a distance she looks like a blonde Marilyn Manson

[RP]

I see empty crowd

[slik]

cHARLOTTE iS rEADY tO bE aDDED tO wRESTLEmANIA!!!

[rez]

My. God. Charlotte.

Whoever is doing your makeup these days needs to be fired.

I guess I'm in the minority but I dig it. Not saying it's particularly hot or anything.

[slik]

aRENA lOOKS nOT vERY fULL

[RP]

Becky could shit Hunter's turds in my mouth as long as it comes from her ass.

[rez]

Beat his ass, Becky!

[rez]

Becky to AEW

[ClockShot]

Oooooooooooooooooooooh.

[KIRA]

It's pretty sad how blatantly they tried to turn Charlotte into Becky

[slik]

hHH hERE tO bURY tHE mAN

[ClockShot]

Cut the reverse psychology bullshit, Hunter.

It ain't working.

[ClockShot]

Wrap it up.

[KIRA]

If I can be honest for a minute that is the difference between Stone Cold Steve Austin's character in Becky Becky is kind of Woe Is Me character stone cold never acknowledged his station he just went out and did s***

[Emperor Smeat]

This promo by Triple H is pretty dumb.

It's pretty sad how blatantly they tried to turn Charlotte into Becky
Yeup.

[RP]

If Becky stared at me like that, I would have to kiss her.

[RP]

Maybe Becky Lynch needs to sit on my face and pee in my mouth

[rez]

She's story line faking the injury

Gonna make them look dumb when she finally agrees to see the doc

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">If <a href="https://twitter.com/BeckyLynchWWE?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@BeckyLynchWWE</a>'s afraid of anyone, she certainly isn't showing it! <a href="https://t.co/sd6eKfeuAb">pic.twitter.com/sd6eKfeuAb</a></p>&mdash; TDE Wrestling (@totaldivaseps) <a href="https://twitter.com/totaldivaseps/status/1092954766609666049?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 6, 2019</a></blockquote>
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[rez]

I want Anderson and Gallows in AEW meow

[RP]

Lana is aggressive

[Emperor Smeat]

That was a pretty good tag match.

[KIRA]

They need to talk about the sheer manliness of Daniel Bryan's belt

[KIRA]

I wonder if this fighting with my family movie is just going to completely ignore AJ Lee who had the arguably bigger impact on the company

[slik]

zELINA pLAYS aJ lEE iN tHE fILM

[rez]

I wonder if this fighting with my family movie is just going to completely ignore AJ Lee who had the arguably bigger impact on the company

Vega is playing AJ Lee in the movie..guess we'll see.

[KIRA]

This should be good

[slik]

tHE cROWD iS gETTING mORE aND mORE iNTO mUSTAFA aLI aS tHE wEEKS gO bYE

[rez]

How many weeks until Vince steals any kind of momentum Ali has and teams him up with Jinder?

[Emperor Smeat]

Really great RKO counter by Orton.

[slik]

rKO oUTTA nOWHERE !!

[Emperor Smeat]

One of the rare times that WWE does a camera cut perfectly.

Joe pulling a page out of Randy's OUTTA NOWHERE playbook.

[KIRA]

I'm glad Samoa Joe adheres to the no honor among heels rule

[rez]

Belt is still looking great and showing no sign of termites

[slik]

dONALD tRUMP vs dBRY iN rATINGS bATTLE

[KIRA]

The rest of these pussies want their gold Belts just so they can have a big piece of useless jewelry.
Daniel Bryan carved his belt from a f****** tree like a real man

[rez]

Joe is the new Bray Wyatt.

[rez]

heheeh this is good already

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at the guy in the crowd with a homemade Eco-friendly WWE belt.

Wonder if his is also made out of hemp.

[RP]

lol

[KIRA]

Apparently hemp lasts A really long f****** time so that belt is in fact sustainable

[KIRA]

Lol Jeff shilling 2k19

[Emperor Smeat]

WWE managed to find a new lazy way to book a match with how they handled the Smackdown spots for the Women's Tag Chamber.

[Emperor Smeat]

Outside of one brief moment, Mandy pretty much got all the upper hand moments over Naomi throughout their entire feud.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Tonight should be 205 Live's WrestlerMania.

[Emperor Smeat]

Pretty cool hype video for Asuka. Too bad she doesn't have anyone really interesting to face at Mania based on recent rumors.

[KIRA]

No the question is since Asukas name isn't Charlotte do you have any real plans for her outside of hey you won the title

[dronepool]

2 of my faves in a match. Nice.

[Evil Vito]

Corey Graves just made a fried chicken joke directed at Byron. Twitter blowup in 3...2...

[KIRA]

Corey Graves is a racist

[rez]

Spaced out the last half hour or so watching friends fight each other over the SOTU on FB.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at the ending.

[slik]

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