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If someone offered you a million dollars to have sex with Michael Cole would you?
Also, Asuka gets to watch you have sex with Michael Cole the whole time and Cole gets to scream "OH MY" when he orgasms.
would u??
Bad News Gertner
02-07-2019, 08:30 PM
I would also want Cole to do running commentary.
Evil Vito
02-07-2019, 08:35 PM
Is he fucking me or getting fucked by me? Or both?
Regardless, I'm in. I'm so fucking frugal that a million dollars will last me a longgggggg time without having to work.
Bad News Gertner
02-07-2019, 08:36 PM
After he cums I want him to say "Vintage Cole"
Mr. Nerfect
02-07-2019, 08:39 PM
I'd feel guilty getting paid for such inauthentic reactions.
Is he fucking me or getting fucked by me? Or both?
Regardless, I'm in. I'm so fucking frugal that a million dollars will last me a longgggggg time without having to work.
Michael Cole is probably a generous lover so he would let you choose
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Casey Jones
02-07-2019, 09:37 PM
If someone offered you a million dollars to have sex with Michael Cole would you?
Also, Asuka gets to watch you have sex with Michael Cole the whole time and Cole gets to scream "OH MY" when he orgasms.
would u??
Dude,
This is a wrestling forum. Like what the actual fuck? I come on here to read about All Elite Wrestling, NXT, 205 live, etc, and this is the shit that I have to read? What the hell are you thinking about with posts like these? Absolutely disgraceful.
Casey Jones
02-07-2019, 09:39 PM
4 people on here actually said yes?!?!? What the hell is wrong with you people?
Casey Jones, didn’t you get a hard on for Master Splinter?
Casey Jones
02-07-2019, 09:46 PM
Casey Jones, didn’t you get a hard on for Master Splinter?
What are you even talking about?!?!
You mean Master Splinter from Ninja Turtles?
Splinter was a great character, but do you even know what the term “hard on” means you sick fuck? Grow up dude. And to answer your question, my feelings for Splinter were plutonic.
Casey Jones, do you like soft or hard-shell tacos?
As long as I can still poop straight afterwards, sure.
Casey Jones
02-07-2019, 10:01 PM
Casey Jones, do you like soft or hard-shell tacos?
What the hell kind of question is this?!?!.....on a WRESTLING forum where we come to talk about WRESTLING? I’m not going to justify your question with a response.
As long as I can still poop straight afterwards, sure.
You forgot to change your account /s
As long as I can still poop straight afterwards, sure.
Cole will pound you so hard your ass will need to be seen at a Local Medical Facility
What the hell kind of question is this?!?!.....on a WRESTLING forum where we come to talk about WRESTLING? I’m not going to justify your question with a response.
Casey Jones, do you like pie?
Fignuts
02-07-2019, 11:04 PM
Casey Jones, do you like pie?
This is technically a wrestling question, Casey Jones.
A.J.K
02-07-2019, 11:59 PM
Now if the Option was Jeff Hardy, Dolph Ziggler or Tyler Breeze
Money is no object
Casey Jones
02-08-2019, 02:09 AM
This is technically a wrestling question, Casey Jones.
How is this a wrestling question? It’s a derogatory question being asked in a wrestling forum that is degrading to women. What is wrong with you people?!?!?
And to answer that other posters question. No, I don’t like pie. It’s high in sugar and carbs. I’m not going to bother answering the question about the other type of pie because it’s extremely inappropriate.
Fignuts
02-08-2019, 02:10 AM
Well if you don't like pie, do you at least enjoy strudel?
Bad News Gertner
02-08-2019, 02:19 AM
Didn't realize this was a sleeze forum
How is this a wrestling question? It’s a derogatory question being asked in a wrestling forum that is degrading to women. What is wrong with you people?!?!?
And to answer that other posters question. No, I don’t like pie. It’s high in sugar and carbs. I’m not going to bother answering the question about the other type of pie because it’s extremely inappropriate.
Casey Jones, I respect April O’Neil’s professionalism. She doesn’t get enough credit.
Casey Jones
02-08-2019, 02:40 AM
Well if you don't like pie, do you at least enjoy strudel?
If we’re speaking non metaphorical and non juvenile terms, then yes, I enjoy the taste of strudel every once in awhile. Eating strudel every day however is unhealthy due to its high sugar content. If you’re speaking in a juvenile indirect way however, then I seriously recommend that you grow up.
Casey Jones, which April do you like more?
Casey Jones
02-08-2019, 05:04 AM
Casey Jones, which April do you like more?
THIS IS A WRESTLING FORUM WHO CARES!
IM NOT HERE TO TALK ABOUT APRIL FUCKING ONEIL.
If you want to talk about AJ Styles or Samoa Joe then I am more than game. Why? Because - this is a WRESTLING forum and I’m here to talk about WRESTLING.
THIS IS A WRESTLING FORUM WHO CARES!
IM NOT HERE TO TALK ABOUT APRIL FUCKING ONEIL.
If you want to talk about AJ Styles or Samoa Joe then I am more than game. Why? Because - this is a WRESTLING forum and I’m here to talk about WRESTLING.
AJ Lee is my favorite April, man.
Personally, I love Samosa Joe. He once officiated a grappling contest between LAW alumni / POST Wrestling's Wai Ting and MLW Wrestling creator / former WWE writer Court Bauer
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Casey Jones
02-08-2019, 05:39 AM
AJ Lee is my favorite April, man.
Personally, I love Samosa Joe. He once officiated a grappling contest between LAW alumni / POST Wrestling's Wai Ting and MLW Wrestling creator / former WWE writer Court Bauer
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You jerk. What the hell is this? Who the hell is “Samosa Joe?” Either respond to me seriously or get the hell out of this forum. Samoa Joe is a very good wrestler that needs to have a lengthy run as the Intercontinental Champion.
Fignuts
02-08-2019, 05:43 AM
Casey Jones, do you have AIDS?
You jerk. What the hell is this? Who the hell is “Samosa Joe?” Either respond to me seriously or get the hell out of this forum. Samoa Joe is a very good wrestler that needs to have a lengthy run as the Intercontinental Champion.
It's a reference to a Netflix show called "Master of None". I am serious AF, my man. I cried when Austin Aries broke his streak in ROH to become their champion. Sad days.
Who's your favorite Samoan Joe, Casey Jones?
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Casey Jones
02-08-2019, 05:51 AM
Casey Jones, do you have AIDS?
What the hell kind of question is that? No, I don’t have AIDS. I had measles when I was younger but again, what the fuck does that have to do with anything? What’s wrong with everyone on here? Like seriously.
Fignuts
02-08-2019, 05:59 AM
No, I don’t have AIDS.
Ok, good. I don't want to catch anybody's AIDS.
Casey Jones
02-08-2019, 06:50 AM
Can the moderators close this thread? It’s just vile, pointless, and offensive.
Can the moderators close this thread? It’s just vile, pointless, and offensive.
I agree with Casey Jones. BURN IT DOWN!
Lock Jaw
02-08-2019, 08:35 AM
Can't believe this thread got off topic.
Who gets to yell "IT'S BOSS TIME!!!"?
Can the moderators close this thread? It’s just vile, pointless, and offensive.
Casey, which turtle do you associate the most with? It seemed like you bonded quite nicely with Donnie but I think you can relate more with Ralph.
Seanny One Ball
02-08-2019, 11:10 AM
More fool me for looking in the wrestling forum...
Casey Jones
02-08-2019, 11:41 AM
Casey, which turtle do you associate the most with? It seemed like you bonded quite nicely with Donnie but I think you can relate more with Ralph.
I’m not the real Casey Jones you moron. Is your name really Rez? What is up with this place? I came back to this forum after a 10 year absence due to the formation of All Elite Wrestling. I thought people would be excited to talk about this. Instead? I get to hear about AIDS and how being paid 1 million dollars would possibly justify sleeping with Michael Cole. Is this what our society has boiled down to? I hope this is all a sick joke of some kind.
Sepholio
02-08-2019, 01:13 PM
Damn and here I was talking about how Swiss being a moron and posting stupid shit was bad for TPWW. Maybe I meant to say all that about Slik.
Yeah..
Hell, I might even fuck Black Widow for a million bones.
I’m not the real Casey Jones you moron. Is your name really Rez? What is up with this place? I came back to this forum after a 10 year absence due to the formation of All Elite Wrestling. I thought people would be excited to talk about this. Instead? I get to hear about AIDS and how being paid 1 million dollars would possibly justify sleeping with Michael Cole. Is this what our society has boiled down to? I hope this is all a sick joke of some kind.
There is no need for name calling. Have their pallets evolved from just eating pizza? They're not quite teenagers anymore.
I’m not the real Casey Jones you moron. Is your name really Rez? What is up with this place? I came back to this forum after a 10 year absence due to the formation of All Elite Wrestling. I thought people would be excited to talk about this. Instead? I get to hear about AIDS and how being paid 1 million dollars would possibly justify sleeping with Michael Cole. Is this what our society has boiled down to? I hope this is all a sick joke of some kind.
Do you enjoy any other sports besides hockey and professional wrestling? We know how much Ralph hates cricket.
Supreme Olajuwon
02-08-2019, 04:40 PM
Casey Jones, you better... watch your speed
Helmsphere
02-08-2019, 05:34 PM
This seems like the best time as ever to repost my porn review.
Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles - The Review
So like every good porn ever, We get a backstory because we need to be told what the Turtles backstory is.
We see Master Splinter....I'm sorry Master Sphincter telling us how his sons were raised. Apparently a guy from the Nuclear Reactor close by, couldn't wait to rub one out, instead of waiting till he got home, He decided in the middle of the street, to rub one out, His Spooge must be strong and all that explosure to Nuclear Materials must of turned him into Peter North, because he gave our Heroes there first cumshot at babys.
A Serbia flim clearly has nothing on this backstory...The Spooge caused them to mutate, but more importantly in the groan area. Master Sphincter taught them to be black belts in the art of fucking.
We are given the most epic opening theme song ever. Clearly the best Ninja Turtle cover I have ever heard in my lifetime.
So we see Leonhardo, Dongatello, Raphallus and Michangblow watching April O Neil on the television, The best part of this porn. April O'Neil is played by Pornstar April O'Neil.
Eventually the Spreader comes to cut our heroes down to size and to trim there ten inch dongs, while this is happening Casey Bones decided that April couldn't be let out of the action.
After a decent blowjob, and some sex and a tit cumshot, The Turtles insult Casey and offer April some real cock, she says no, but when she sees those giant 10 inch mutant cocks, She can't help herself.
She jerks there cocks with a smile on her face bigger then any Make a Wish kid when there dream is met. Clearly April has been waiting her entire Pornstar life to have a circle jerk with 4 10 Inch Cocks, which proceed to show her the secret of the Ooze. Seriously i've never seen a woman so happy to jerk off fake cocks before.
Overall 7/10...
For 1 million bucks Michael Cole better have a deep asshole cause i'm gonna stock that thing full of cum.
SlickyTrickyDamon
02-08-2019, 05:42 PM
For 1 million bucks Michael Cole better have a deep asshole cause i'm gonna stock that thing full of cum.
No, you're the one getting fucked in this.
No, you're the one getting fucked in this.
That's gay
Oh My
Is it
Could it be
IT IS
Fignuts
11-14-2022, 12:52 AM
I hope Casey Jones was banned for derailing this topic.
And for having AIDS
Seanny One Ball
11-14-2022, 12:55 AM
Fignuts you’re so 1984
Fignuts
11-14-2022, 01:35 AM
I am your Orwellian nightmare.
McLegend
11-14-2022, 11:27 AM
Gertner with the January 2022 edit… He didn’t think we would see it, but we did.
Bad News Gertner
11-14-2022, 12:20 PM
Lol you have no idea how much time I put into cleaning up some of my old posts
Sepholio
11-14-2022, 01:49 PM
Feel bad for being a dick to Slik in this thread and comparing him to Swiss but good god Michael Cole saying "Oh my" was just too damn much for me to handle at the time.
Supreme Olajuwon
11-14-2022, 09:28 PM
Can the moderators close this thread? It’s just vile, pointless, and offensive.
Can’t believe this was Heyman’s last ever post here.
Supreme Olajuwon
11-14-2022, 09:34 PM
Nevermind. Forgot about his brief pandemic run as Kenny Powers
Supreme Olajuwon
11-14-2022, 09:35 PM
I’ll edit these mistakes in 3 years
Supreme Olajuwon
11-14-2022, 09:37 PM
Oh yeah and in 2021 as Reacher. I gotta do my research better.
Mr. Nerfect
11-15-2022, 01:34 AM
Was thinking about the poster Heyman the other day.
Evil Vito
11-16-2022, 08:37 AM
Heyman seemingly never found greater purpose than relentlessly trolling an internet wrestling message board. Sad.
thekrow
11-16-2022, 09:06 AM
https://youtu.be/oavAsVJ3Vig
What if it was CHW legend Swede Savard and he yelled, "Jizz is ready!"
thekrow
11-16-2022, 09:13 AM
Lol you have no idea how much time I put into cleaning up some of my old posts
https://youtu.be/RPoVfa3uVHQ
Maybe you should hire wrestling legend, The Grim Sweeper to help u out?
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