Netflix announces WWE will start producing original films

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Netflix annouced WWE will start producing original films for them. Here's the synopsis of the first film:



The Main Event tells the story of a ten-year old boy who is bullied but dreams of growing up to become a WWE professional wrestler. However, he gets to live his dream earlier when he discovers the secret to having super-strength in his breakfast cereal, becoming "The Spaghetti Kid."




credit - https://www.pwinsider.com/article/124001/wwe-studios-partnering-with-netflix-for-original-films-the-first-to-film-this-summer.html?p=1

[Evil Vito]

Oh dear god no

[RP]

lol

good one

[slik]

There is only one acceptable casting option for this film


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[rez]

That sounds like it would have been a decent 90's classic local video store VHS rental.

[Emperor Smeat]

So someone put roids in the kid's cereal?

[slik]

lol

[#1-norm-fan]

Still a better story than anything on WWE TV.

[xrodmuc316]

WWE just can't stop anybody from giving them boatloads of money lol.

It's like the lazier they get, the more money they make.

[GD]

Can’t wait for “The Chaprone 2”

[Juan]

Glad I have the option not to watch this

[ClockShot]

What the fuck kind of synopsis is that?

Clearly Vince thinks his ideas are so great, they can be made into movies.

[Jordan]

If they can make something ala Suburban Commando, I'm down.

[Volare]

If they can make something ala Suburban Commando, I'm down.

#2 with Cena or Braun.

[Jordan]

LOL I want Braun AND Hogan in Suburban Commando 2, Braun stars as son of RAMSEY.

[Jordan]

Cena plays a villian alien species from a planet where the inhabitants only communicate by rapping in English because the first contact for their civilization was a transmission of BET, who is attempting Universal domination. Next stop, Earth.

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[Lock Jaw]

Sometimes I forget Hogan made so many movies....

[Jordan]

What a classic. Mr. Nanny is great too. Why the hell isn't that shit on The Network, as well as Thunder in Paradise, are they fucking dumb?

[Bad News Gertner]

I'm guessing Turner owns Thunder and Paradise since it was on TNT

[KIRA]

Please no we have Steven Seagal and Nicolas Cage that's enough more than enough

[KIRA]

WWE just can't stop anybody from giving them boatloads of money lol.

It's like the lazier they get, the more money they make.

And yet they'll still be too cheap to turn the Pyro back on

[Danny Electric]

Looking forward to the Fighting with my family sequel , which would involve actual fights with her ex husband and sex tapes.