Umbrella Academy

[Seanny One Ball]

This appeared on Netflix today so instead of taking my lumps from Ascension, Stranger Things and Hill House and quitting Netflix entirely, I jumped headfirst into this.

Two episodes in I'm laughing a lot in both a straightforward and "what the fuck" way. I have no idea what the source material for this is but it must be nuts. I know it's a comic but beyond that nothing.

Great cast, solid mystery at the centre and a bounty of WTF laughs. It has a creeping darkness too. Bad things are imminent.

Klaus and Vanya are fantastic, I think Number 5 is class though.

Two episodes in and it's a treat so far.

[Fignuts]

It was written by the lead singer of My Chemical Romance.

[RP]

It was written by the lead singer of My Chemical Romance.

So this is emo then?

[Seanny One Ball]

I don't know anything about that band. The guy from Kula Shaker makes films now too. Simon Pegg is in 'em.

[Seanny One Ball]

So this is emo then?


Ellen Page wears a fuckload of denim in it

[Seanny One Ball]

When you find out who Dolores is :lol:

[ClockShot]

#3 is hot.

Aside from that, finished episode 1. Like what I'm watching.

I'll keep chugging along.

[Seanny One Ball]

It was written by the lead singer of My Chemical Romance.


Apparently you meant the graphic novel. The show is run by the Lethal Weapon Steve Blackman.

[Seanny One Ball]

Do not look at the wiki page for the show or the graphic novel, both contain big spoilers in the team member/cast info.

I just wanted to know a name and it ruined a surprise for me.

[Seanny One Ball]

This is absolutely hilarious.

[Seanny One Ball]

Half way through and I reckon Vanya will have powers and their emergence is the cause of the Apocalypse.

At the very least the first part of that statement will be true. There has been a bit of foreshadowing but it may be a red herring. If it is that's a great bluff.

[Seanny One Ball]

Episode 9 spoiler Vanya saw the journal under the bed and read enough to know that Leonard was lying way before she found the journal in his bag and killed him... What the fuck is going on there? Did I miss something? Nobody is that deluded to ignore so many warning signs.

[Seanny One Ball]

Finished.

That is a fantastic show. It is rich with laughs of all kinds and yet maintains a very dark streak through it's entire run which gets much stronger towards the end.
It is jammed with outstanding characters, Klaus, The Boy, Vanya, Hazel and Cha-Cha... I was extremely taken with the chemistry between actors in this show. It was like The Borg, they all worked phenomenally together and it was written very slick.

I loved it.

[rez]

I'll have to check it out here in a bit

[rez]

Whoa...not what I was expecting.

[Seanny One Ball]

It is up front with the weirdness

[Blonde Moment]

Halfway through 3 and i am hooked

[rez]

Two episodes in. It def gives me Heroes (season 1, only) vibes.

[Seanny One Ball]

I resisted the urge to say that exact thing because I didn't want to jinx it. You're right though, it's like a funnier Heroes season 1.

[RP]

I dont know if i'll watch this. I cant stand Ellen Page. There might not be a single actress I hate more then Ellen Page.

[rez]

I dont know if i'll watch this. I cant stand Ellen Page. There might not be a single actress I hate more then Ellen Page.

Katherine Heigl

[rez]

I liked Juno. It had a good soundtrack

[RP]

Katherine Heigl

I would titty fuck the shit out of Katherine Heigl.

[rez]

I would titty fuck the shit out of Katherine Heigl.

You only say that because you saw them in Reindeer Games. She's a shit actress

[Lock Jaw]

Watched the first episode and enjoyed it..... only planned on watching the one tonight, but am about to play the second episode anyways....

[Seanny One Ball]

I like how there are only three or four fairly well known actors in it and yet everybody feels so familiar and right for the role. It really lets the character speak for itself when you aren't preoccupied with the actor's profile. Genuinely perfect casting.

[Seanny One Ball]

Would like to know which character/s strike/s you as enjoyable. I think you'll be a fan of The Boy, he has a complicated relationship with the opposite sex.

[Lock Jaw]

I like Five so far.... and Klaus.... talking monkey butlers are alwyas cool as well..... Ellen Page seems too "emo" right now.....

Everyone is enjoyable so far though....

No one named The Boy yet....

[Seanny One Ball]

Five = The Boy

[Ruien]

Two episodes in. Love Diego fucking people up.

[Seanny One Ball]

Diego is great, he's the one that straight away you want to follow.
Luther/Space Boy fails time after time, makes dreadful decisions and seems to hold them back more than anything. I guess that's a fairly ham fisted indictment against the philosophy he was raised with but it works. I quite like the big lug.

[RP]

I'm 4 episodes in. I dont know what the point is, but i'm somewhat interested. I swear every single scene with Ellen Page is bringing this show down. It's the worst casting ever. She is boring, her scenes are boring. OMG it's fucking terrible so far.

[Seanny One Ball]

You should probably stop now then because she's in it for the duration and takes up a generous amount of screen time.

[RP]

You should probably stop now then because she's in it for the duration and takes up a generous amount of screen time.

The entire show slows down when she comes on the screen. It's crazy!

[RP]

There was a scene where they all were dancing and when Ellen Paige was dancing, i lost life.

[RP]

Ellen Paige = Lifeless. I cant watch this show anymore. She is fucking terrible.

[RP]

Pound for pound Ellen Paige is the worst actress/actor ever.

[Seanny One Ball]

She's unparalleled as an actress, especially with the roles she takes. I think she's one of the most likeable people I have ever seen.

I'll tell you who I hate - Sally Hawkins.

Fuck off Hawkins.

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Just finished. Loved it. Thought Ellen Page was brilliant, and RP needs reevaluate his life choices. Diego was an easy draw, but Klaus was the guy I found myself most interested in.

Are we getting a second season? I'd love one but hard to imagine where they go after this.

[Seanny One Ball]

Klaus' story takes such major turn at one point that the concept itself had me wide eyed in admiration. I think the guy Sheehan that played him did something special with an incredibly interesting character. Perhaps that role could have been so one dimensionally funny in the wrong hands as to detract from the depth of what the poor bastard goes through but I really marked out for Klaus.

[Danny Electric]

Sheehan is great in this , was brilliant in Misfits too.

Enjoyed it a lot more than I thought I would , I once had a first edition of the first comic somewhere, probably hidden in a lot of other stuff.

I definitely think the end of it leads in to a second series , without giving anything away.

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Agreed. He easily had the most interesting and dramatic turn of events as the show went on, and was the most empathetic. The actor in the role did a helluva job.

[Seanny One Ball]

How did you like Hazel and Cha Cha? I thought Hazel's story was awesome. I wasn't expecting about 90% of that show to happen.

[Damian Rey 2.0]

I loved them both. Hazel was so damn likeable. And of course there was his love story with Agnes, which was so damn sweet.

I loved the dynamic between the two. Cha-Cha being devoted to nothing but the job and only that job. Hazel seemingly doing it cuz he was good at it, but wanted more. And his constant bitching about pay and benefits lol. Loved those little things. The end, knowing what happened to him, saddened me.

[Seanny One Ball]

Doesn't Hazel escape with Agnes in the end?

[Danny Electric]

The guy who plays Hazel is awesome in Mindhunter.

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Doesn't Hazel escape with Agnes in the end?

I don't think so. Unless they took a briefcase I don't remember seeing

[Seanny One Ball]

They did exactly that.

Please spoiler tag that post Damian.

[Seanny One Ball]

Hazel and Agnes are standing staring at each other at 44:20 of the final episode. Put the subtitles on and the description says "Briefcase whooshes, zaps" just as the background Armageddon rolls in and then there's a blue flash and they both disappear before the landscape is enveloped.

When you're good you'd better be damned fucking good.

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Hazel and Agnes are standing staring at each other at 44:20 of the final episode. Put the subtitles on and the description says "Briefcase whooshes, zaps" just as the background Armageddon rolls in and then there's a blue flash and they both disappear before the landscape is enveloped.

When you're good you'd better be damned fucking good.

Ahhhhh I missed it!

[Lock Jaw]

6 episodes in

[Damian Rey 2.0]

How do you like it so far?

[Lock Jaw]

Really enjoying it

Like the twist with Klaus and his time travel experience...

I saw the twist with Vanya having powers coming a mile away, though...

Really like Hazel and Cha Cha as Seanny predicted I would

[Frank Drebin]

Liked it too. Really good stuff here.

I dunno about the actor who played Klaus though. Feel like that's the generic representation of a drug addict they would teach in Acting 101. No real nuance to that character until his turn which took a while.

Hazel and Cha-Cha really shine for me in this acting wise. Same for Luther. Not an Ellen Page fan but I don't think her acting ruins anything. Just never adds much to it.

Story wise there are a a couple of things they gloss over and never explain (monkey butler) or are just plain plot holes but when it was good it was really good.

[Seanny One Ball]

I would watch a show about Hazel and Cha Cha. Like a very killy X Files.

[Seanny One Ball]

Liked it too. Really good stuff here.

I dunno about the actor who played Klaus though. Feel like that's the generic representation of a drug addict they would teach in Acting 101. No real nuance to that character until his turn which took a while.


He's devil-may-care to a tee but all the while he's simmering. When his arc changes in an instant you get the entire depth of the character and it's glorious. I love him, he's just a perfect mirror of my own neuroses.

[Frank Drebin]

And his love for dick.

[Seanny One Ball]

Tricky Dicky and the kak in Black

[rez]

Just watched ep 3 last night...trying not to rush through it.

[Lock Jaw]

Just finished this up.... great show, and I can't wait for season 2....

Was freaking GUTTED EMOTIONALLY by Pogo's death.... and then later on in the same episode was laughing out loud at Klaus as they are being attacked at the bowling alley and he insinuates they might be there for some kid's birthday party. (Then, of course, the traditional fight scenes set to non-traditional music always makes me smile)

Really enjoyed the whole cast and how they all interacted with each other.

I didn't notice Hazel and Agnes with a briefcase.... Saw that they got sucked into a time portal and assumed The Commission did it for some reason.... where would he have got a briefcase from? Oh, I guess The Handler.....

[Seanny One Ball]

You people need to pay attention

[rez]

Just finished. 10/10

Luther is such a fucking moron. He's going to just cause the Apocalypse to happen again with his shitty leadership and actions. gg

I would watch an entire series of Hazel and Agnes watching birds and eating donuts

[Seanny One Ball]

Agreed RE:Luther

[Lock Jaw]

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[Curtis]

Umbrella Academy sounds like a good name for an Anime about cute japanese schoolgirls going on adventures and using their umbrella's to defeat enemies including an epic duel between two popular characters where they fight each other with Umbrellas while making cute japanese anime noises.
I can see it now, "Umbrella Academy - Full Series box, $69.99, amazon.com"

[Seanny One Ball]

It's a freaking dope show

[Seanny One Ball]

Season 2 out now.

I watched episode 1 last night, may watch again tonight just to make sure I got it all.
Wonderful stuff.

[teamXtremist]

Starting season 2 today after season one of doom patrol��

[Seanny One Ball]

Klaus retelling the fable of the scorpion and the frog was always going to be good shit.

[Seanny One Ball]

Show is very guilty of shoe-horning in lots of ugly examples of romance and with characters too annoying to pull it off in a meaningful way.

I think Klaus and Number 5 are the only two who have any endearing relationship's at all and one of them is with a mannequin torso and head.

[Seanny One Ball]

Vanya has become utterly intolerable now.

RP gonna blow a gasket when he sees this shit.

[Seanny One Ball]

Aside from the awful romantic angles it is still top class. The first season had the same problem.

[Seanny One Ball]

Huh, the show just made specific reference to Five's relationship with Dolores as the healthiest out of the lot.

Still, it's not an appealing gimmick when it takes up so much time having each character do their mopey romance routine instead of fighting the apocalypse.

[Lock Jaw]

Forcing myself to stop reading my book to watch this before the website CBR continues giving too many spoilers in titles of articles.

[Lock Jaw]

4 episodes in.... will never not bust out grinning whenever a fight scene occurs and the music breaks out

[Seanny One Ball]

Space Boy not as useless as he was last season, still a big sad sack though.
One thing that plagues me is why does nobody ever ask to speak to Ben through Klaus? Poor ghost is constantly ignored.

[Seanny One Ball]

Episode 7 is one of those incredible episodes that only fantastic writing, a superior cast and perfect direction can produce.

[Seanny One Ball]

Lyla isn't well played or written.
Bit of a wasted opportunity, actress has no talent or range.

[Seanny One Ball]

Getting a bit pathetic now how easily some situations could be remedied and how stupid this makes everybody seem.

I mean I get that they are all supposed to be inept to some degree but being totally useless and dumb isn't relatable. Not with their gifts.

Takes the shine off the quality when these things are over done.

The last few episodes are all very good though, the first half weren't as action packed.

Season 1 was great, season 2 is only "very good" even if it is basically just a rehash of season one in a different timeline.

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Klaus sup be forever endearing me. He is the most genuine character on the show.

[Damian Rey 2.0]

I've enjoyed thus season more than the last. Not because it's good. But because the characters are already established and now we get to see them progress. Or in Luther's case, just continue to prove he's a dumb nieve daddy's boy.

[Seanny One Ball]

None of them progress at all...

Literally none of them.

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Shut up Seanny and lemme enjoy my shows

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Finished the season. Seanny is right. The characters don't grow. What I should've said is I like that the characters are established so I can focus less on getting to know them and more about the plight at hand.

The direction of season 3 is obvious. But I look forwardto seeing what they do with it, and I hope they ditch the doomsday scenario.

[Frank Drebin]

3 eps to go and its......like......the exact same thing except no Hazel or Cha-Cha.

[Seanny One Ball]

Yep, it's The Hangover 2.

[Frank Drebin]

Hazel and Cha-Cha were in The Hangover??

[Frank Drebin]

Haven't finished but my prediction so far is (I reserve the right to change based on how this season ends) is that no matter where they go they always have to deal with an apocalypse that they create. The final season, should it make it that far, will be them trying to kill their younger selves.

[Damian Rey 2.0]

I'm hoping not. And that season 3 changes it up.

[Seanny One Ball]

I think the eternal apocalypse scenario has legs as a background setting but I think they have to explore Sir Reginald a lot more in any further season/s or people are going to get annoyed.

Maybe Sir Reginald is doing all of this to guarantee the Earth is doomed rather than saved?

[rez]

not to get into it but it was good, imho..

stay tuned (which is a great movie)

[Damian Rey 2.0]

I think the eternal apocalypse scenario has legs as a background setting but I think they have to explore Sir Reginald a lot more in any further season/s or people are going to get annoyed.

Maybe Sir Reginald is doing all of this to guarantee the Earth is doomed rather than saved?

They dropped a pretty big bombshell about sir Reginald so we'll see where that leads. I can't get behone the constant doomsday storyline in every season. It was already wearing thin in this season.

The Lila swerve was also meh. No build up to. No hinting at more. Nada. Just randomly "oh btw she's special".

[Seanny One Ball]

She was a crap character anyway

[Damian Rey 2.0]

She really was. Problem is she now exists in this universe and will probably be a focal point of the next season.

[rez]

She's a Peter Petrelli but our eye candy.

[rez]

I have a boner for the actress that plays Lila.

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[Damian Rey 2.0]

Me too. If they did nude scenes in this show and she had one I'd be more forgiving of the randomness of her inclusion.

[Seanny One Ball]

You just explained why Vikings is a better show than Game Of Thrones without even mentioning either of them.

[Frank Drebin]

Sophie Turner never got naked to mask her terrible acting.

[Frank Drebin]

Lila sucked but the actress didn't have a lot to work with. No depth or originality to her. All she had to do was act a bit smarmy. She had no range but there were no ways she could have displayed any if she's got it in her.

[Frank Drebin]

Done with season 2. Going to hang my hat on The Boys in terms of darker super hero shows. That seems more promising.

This show is still fun but the lack of progress of the narrative or characters this season was a real let down. You could feasibly skip season 2, pick up with 3 and not known you'd missed anything. That's saying something.

[Seanny One Ball]

Sophie Turner never got naked to mask her terrible acting.


She has Jonas money. She has no need to inflict her mediocrity on the screen any longer.

[Seanny One Ball]

Chekhov's tits

[rez]

Umbrella Academy is following the downward spiral of Heroes. Change my mind.

[rez]

Vanye gonna gain Lila's ability.

One of the cast are gonna die and Klaus will resurrect them somehow.

Lila will become an UA member.

The whole Sparrow Academy thing won't last but one or two episodes and be forgotten aboot.

[rez]

Shit, how can I forget.

One of the team members (probably Luthar) will lose their power and regain it at the most select time (epic battle).

[Seanny One Ball]

If you told me Luther was weaker than the average man I'd see it more than him being super strong.

[Lock Jaw]

6 episodes in.... maybe I finish tomorrow, maybe not.

Haven't read any S2 comments in this thread.

[Frank Drebin]

Keep checking the thread for a lock jaw review.....

Dying inside

[Lock Jaw]

Just finished it.... overall not as good as the first season. Not as much character/world-building I think.... needed better heels too.... The Swedes did nothing for me, and Lila/Handler story was nowhere near as interesting as Hazel/Cha-Cha doing their thing.

Excited to see where it goes from here, though.... the mystery of Reginald Hargreeves is the most interesting part of this show now

[Lock Jaw]

Reading other comments.... agree about none of the characters really growing.... Klaus even regressed a bit.... (He's still fantastic though)

[Destor]

show remains good despite having Ellen Page in it. no way that luck can hold.

[Damian Rey 2.0]

I hope she's not a focal point in season 3. Klaus and 5 are far more interesting to watch.

[Frank Drebin]

show remains good despite having Ellen Page in it. no way that luck can hold.

If she was in a dance number you'd suddenly love her.

[Lock Jaw]

She was in a dance montage

[Seanny One Ball]

Ellen Page is a great actress, she's just fundamentally unappealing now that she has settled into a sort of "grunge" style of acting that got old real quick.

[Seanny One Ball]

I won't forget "Hard Candy" or "Super" any time soon.

[Frank Drebin]

Loved Ellen Page in Warrior Nun.......

[Seanny One Ball]

Nude Nuns With Big Guns

[Seanny One Ball]

She should become a wrestler, restart DX and call herself Ellen Degenerate

[Destor]

If she was in a dance number you'd suddenly love her.
she kinda did have a dance number and it was fucking terrible

[Lock Jaw]

Better season 2 cliffhanger:

"Umbrella Academy? I'm afraid you are mistaken.... this is the Police Academy!"

[Seanny One Ball]

See that was too good.

Now I hate them for not doing that.

[Seanny One Ball]

Klaus is basically Bobcat Goldthwaite

[Corporate CockSnogger]

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Kurrgan looking in good shape

[Seanny One Ball]

John Tenta's mask an exact replica of the cancerous tumour that would eventually kill him.

[GD]

I can finally post in this thread without worrying about spoilers. I enjoyed season two a lot more.

[GD]

I am glad I didn’t skim through the comments before finishing the show. Also,

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[Damian Rey 2.0]

Haha every time I saw his name that's exactly what I thought of

[Lock Jaw]

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[Seanny One Ball]

I wonder if they’ll just remake season one again…again…

[Frank Drebin]

Can't. No more Ellen Page.

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Yay. Seanny is right. Season 1 and 2 is the same. But I still enjoy the show and am excited for this season.

[drave]

Can't. No more Ellen Page.




Pffft, they can just cast Eli or whatever the fuck they call themselves now, and do the SAME stories, but show the penis perspective. Since he's a dude now, he knows all about how hard penis life is.




Hard penis life gang RISE UP!

[Seanny One Ball]

Elliot…

Elliot Page.

To be fair she always looked like a boy with boobs.

[Seanny One Ball]

Elliot Page will 100% hang himself before too long.

Hopefully by the neck and not by the penis, because it will tear off rather easily.
Like a plaster.

[Seanny One Ball]

He did a pretty sexy nude scene with one of the Mara sisters just before he earned his tadger. Makes me wonder if he did that on purpose.

Slut.

[Damian Rey 2.0]

I’d waited since House of Cards to see Kate Mara nude so thanks Elliot

[Seanny One Ball]

New season dropped.

I’ll give it a go but I hear Vanya is Viktor now… You can’t act like a woman for a few more hours Elliot?! Fuck off!

[Seanny One Ball]

Spends his whole life training to act like a woman but the moment he becomes a real boy the little Pinocchio prick is too good to put the training into practice.

Disgusting!

[Destor]

apparently acting was just too big of an ask

[Seanny One Ball]

That was a bit more hateful than I intended but it’s the studio heads I feel sorry for.
How are they supposed to cope with this social landscape?

Cocks appearing and disappearing at the drop of a hat.

Remember lunchtime liposuction?
They’ll do it with dicks next.

Mark my words.

[Seanny One Ball]

The studio heads should all get together and only cast Elliot Page in projects that star Jeff Garlin, Jeffrey Tambor or Jeffrey K. Rowling.

That’ll teach the little tranny bam pot.

[Seanny One Ball]

Jeffrey Tambor could teach Elliot Page a thing or two about playing a woman.
As could William H Macey’s jailbird wife.

[Destor]

step one: realise that gender is a social construct forced on you by tradition and expectant norms and the concept is mythical

step two: determine you are trans

step three: give yourself a boy name and boy fashion; mimic all traditions and adopting all expextant norms for your new mythical paradigm

step four: be angry when people laugh at you and your religion of contradiction

step five: avoid all behavioral science

step six: be both stunning and brave

[Destor]

2 eps in. liking Luther's arc and the general plot for the season. Vanya being retooled to match Ellens personal journey is insulting to the craft of acting in of itself but i didnt expect anything more from this so its whatever. (though i do take a large ammount of pleasure in the inherent philosophical contradiction of it all. if gender has no meaning then why does it have so much meaning. a question that seems fiercely avoided both socially and by all the chracters very fearfully not having a conversation about the transition.)

all in all though i think these characters have mostly ran their course so this being the final season is probably the right call. "daddy issues: the show" can only be drug so far

[drave]

step one: realise that gender is a social construct forced on you by tradition and expectant norms and the concept is mythical

step two: determine you are trans

step three: give yourself a boy name and boy fashion; mimic all traditions and adopting all expextant norms for your new mythical paradigm

step four: be angry when people laugh at you and your religion of contradiction

step five: avoid all behavioral science

step six: be both stunning and brave


1 and 3 are so contradictory, I've never understood this entire thing. Like..... be whatever, I don't give a shit, but don't force it on to everyone.


Silliness.

[Seanny One Ball]

Why didn’t she call himself Uncle Vanya?

Viktor ffs!

[rez]

Ritu Arya so cute

[Destor]

best quote of the show ep 310


on a scale of 1 to brave heart this was like...half a rudy

[rez]

Elliot kinda ruined the season...I'm all for their journey but it just took too much of the season away. That and the end of the world wedding, for sure. Also, the fake Diego kid thing was dumb but I still like 'em.

Honestly, I just care about #5, Klaus, Diego, Lila, and whatever Pogo timeline. Allison and Victor are the worst.

[rez]

At least Luthor got a good ending if the show is done. He had his heart to heart with Vanya/Vic. I heard a rumor Allison can go straight to hell.

[Destor]

i liked the love/wedding angle well enough. it was the only levity the back episodes had really. plus a father killing his son on his wedding nigh is a fine tragedy

[Seanny One Ball]

It’s a stupid show that told us it was going to be stupid right at the start.
I do enjoy it though, it’s like The Boys but instead of superheroes being assholes they are completely useless.

The sexual assault angle was funny for such a woke show. Hey let’s turn a girl into a boy and then have a sister force her brother into sexual contact by mind control.

[Simple Fan]

Why not Vaughn? I get Victor is more manly but it didn't really make sense for the siblings to go along with such a change especially when they were mad at Victor alot. Just out of spite a few times they would have referred to him as her.

[Seanny One Ball]

You want Victor, formerly Vanya to change his name to Vaughn because it’s a bit less manly?

Vanya is a man’s name, ironically.

[Seanny One Ball]

If Elliot Page wanted me to know he was all man all the time he should have whipped his cock out in the first episode of the last season.
Now I can never respect him.

[drave]

Ending at Season 4. It's Elliot's fault for fucking up the casting and characters.

[Seanny One Ball]

Cockless bastard

[Simple Fan]

You want Victor, formerly Vanya to change his name to Vaughn because it’s a bit less manly?

Vanya is a man’s name, ironically.

Nah, Vaughn just seems like an easier transition from Vanya than Victor to me.

[Seanny One Ball]

It has more of the same letters

[Simple Fan]

Yeah a lot more simpler than forcing her siblings to call him Victor.

[Seanny One Ball]

A lot more simpler indeed