SD is JAMAICAN ME CRAZY - 2.26.19

[slik]

Kofi/DBry contract signing kicking things off

[Droford]

first time ever? uhhhhh...

[Savio]

first time ever? uhhhhh...
lol

[ClockShot]

Oooh. A contract signing to open the show.

We all know how these end up. :roll:

[Droford]

he had a 1 on 1 shot in the chamber

[Emperor Smeat]

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[KIRA]

Ohhh touch the bosses daughter youre fired

[ClockShot]

Go away, Vince.

[RP]

WELP!

[Droford]

heres vince to ruin another match

[ClockShot]

SA-BO-TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!

[Droford]

ROMAN REIGNS

[KIRA]

Why do these mutants still sing Vince McMahon's praises

[ClockShot]

SHOCKER!

[Droford]

ok

[RP]

LOL This is terrible. Daniel Bryan knows its terrible hahaha.

[Evil Vito]

Whoa!

[Emperor Smeat]

Ummm don't think Shane is going to like that decision by Vince considering his past history with Owens.

[Evil Vito]

I’m okay with this if it means Kofi wins the title at WM instead

[ClockShot]

Lost some of that gut. New ink.

Let's see how this goes.

[KIRA]

Owens got tatted up

[ClockShot]

Bryan blinked.

[Fenix122]

I’m okay with this if it means Kofi wins the title at WM instead

same

[Emperor Smeat]

Owens got tatted up

Hope he got permission for them since last thing he needs is to get the TJP treatment.

[Savio]

Kofi should start taking a knee

[Savio]

Kinda want Big E as champ instead.

[slik]

KO is on BRAND BLUE bay bay

[Droford]

team KoKK

[A.J.K]

KO face turn slowly still going on?

[rez]

What a nice gesture by slimmer Cartman

[Droford]

lets show the entire roman promo again, its only a 2 hour show

[rez]

DELETE DELETE DELETE

[Evil Vito]

Regular Matt is back

[ClockShot]

Matt Hardy's back?

And he looks good, too?

What in tarnation is going on here?!

[slik]

Matt Hardy is in the best shape of his life

[A.J.K]

Holy shit.

Talk about a surprise out of left field.

[GD]

Matt Hardy is back, baby!

[Droford]

looks like hes going bald with the dyed bit of hair

[GD]

What a surprise!

[Emperor Smeat]

Kinda want Big E as champ instead.

New Day could pull off Freebird Rules for the title making Big E a champ by association if this Kofi stuff does lead to him becoming the next champ.

[GD]

Did Matt always do a combination of "Delete" and "V1"?

[KIRA]

Hope he got permission for them since last thing he needs is to get the TJP treatment.

Yeah Baron Corbin clarify that point in an interview he gave when he wanted to shave his head he had to go through legal first to make sure it was all good

[RP]

Hardy's probably lose.

[Evil Vito]

Matt’s already said both “DELETE” and “V-ONEAHHHHHH” so he seems to be an amalgamation of all of his gimmicks.

[A.J.K]

Matt looks fantastic.

[GD]

Matt’s already said both “DELETE” and “V-ONEAHHHHHH” so he seems to be an amalgamation of all of his gimmicks.

Yeah! Odd...

[A.J.K]

Yeah! Odd...

Nice tweak for his gimmick.

[dronepool]

HARDYZ..... sorta hoped Matt signed with AEW though.

[Evil Vito]

Lol at Kevin Owens and Matt Hardy jumping from Raw with no explanation

[xrodmuc316]

WWE isn't playing around this week. First Roman and Batista, now K.O. and Matt Hardy. I am liking this week.

Here is hoping this leads to Brother Nero and not normal Matt Hardy.

[KIRA]

Matt is noticeably slower

[Sepholio]

I wonder how Bray feels right now. Got taken off TV because Matt was injured....Matts back and on TV and Bray is nowhere to be found lol.

[GD]

What a kick out :shifty:

[ClockShot]

Watch those eyes, Aleister.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Matt's back? DEEEEE-LIGHTFUL!

[RP]

I feel like i'm watching all these NXT guy's career's get flushed down the toilet.

[Droford]

hey its r truth

[slik]

Not sure about Ricochet/Black as a tag team

[erickman]

rusev job time later

[GD]

They are dropping the ball on Black so badly

[DAMN iNATOR]

Oh, right...this is the part of the show where we're reminded that R-Truth is A.) Still employed and B.) Somehow United States Champion.

[xrodmuc316]

I wonder how Bray feels right now. Got taken off TV because Matt was injured....Matts back and on TV and Bray is nowhere to be found lol.

Probably feels exactly like Luke Harper right now.

[KIRA]

Plot twist R Truth is boning Carmella

[slik]

Wait this means NAKAMURA and BLACK will be interacting in a match, that's a win

[ClockShot]

Not sure about Ricochet/Black as a tag team

It's weird. You got the high-flyer and an ass kicker. Both about the same height, Black's got a little more weight.

Hope it's just for this week.

[KIRA]

They are dropping the ball on Black so badly

It's painful to watch

[KIRA]

Oh, right...this is the part of the show where we're reminded that R-Truth is A.) Still employed and B.) Somehow United States Champion.

Vince McMahon apparently really really likes Our Truth he'll never be world champion or anyting but Vince really likes him and apparently he's beloved in the locker room so he'll be around

[Emperor Smeat]

Lol at Kevin Owens and Matt Hardy jumping from Raw with no explanation

Wouldn't be surprised if most of the callups from the EC3 batch and the new batch just end up on RAW after this cross-brand stuff is over.

[DAMN iNATOR]

I feel like i'm watching all these NXT guy's career's get flushed down the toilet.

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[RP]

Can anyone tell me the last time a full blooded black man Main Evented a WWE PPV?

[rez]

loool

[DAMN iNATOR]

Vince McMahon apparently really really likes Our Truth he'll never be world champion or anyting but Vince really likes him and apparently he's beloved in the locker room so he'll be around

Yeah. He definitely should've gone over some 8 years ago at Capitol Punishment.

[ClockShot]

You can do this, Almas.

[RP]

Oh they're gonna job Andrade out to R-Truth.. cool Very cool. Ya. Cool... ya

[ClockShot]

Go away, Mysterio.

[rez]

DAMN. He BRAVE

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Truth

[xrodmuc316]

I feel like i'm watching all these NXT guy's career's get flushed down the toilet.

Ricochet is being booked alright, but he never had to be much of a character cause he can do crazy things.

The other 3 though, classic Vince booking, pick one thing about them, and everything else is gone and never happened.

Probably the 2nd best heel NXT has produced got turned back 2 years to when he was in DIY.

The really interesting slow turn to vicious Gargano is just gone, and he is Johnny Wrestling again, like nothing happened.

Aliester went from dark loner to happy sidekick who "takes a left turn" as the announcers have said every time he has come out in the main roster, whatever that happens to mean.

[GD]

Whoa!

[RP]

Truth can really fucking move in the ring.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Ricochet is being booked alright, but he never had to be much of a character cause he can do crazy things.

The other 3 though, classic Vince booking, pick one thing about them, and everything else is gone and never happened.

Probably the 2nd best heel NXT has produced got turned back 2 years to when he was in DIY.

The really interesting slow turn to vicious Gargano is just gone, and he is Johnny Wrestling again, like nothing happened.

Aliester went from dark loner to happy sidekick who "takes a left turn" as the announcers have said every time he has come out in the main roster, whatever that happens to mean.

Because Black is supposedly sinister and that word means left-handed or something close to that.

[xrodmuc316]

Remember when Nikki dropped Cena, and it was rumored that he starting hanging Carmella for a bit? I get why Truth has Cena as his role model, but Graves is probably pissed!

[xrodmuc316]

Can anyone tell me the last time a full blooded black man Main Evented a WWE PPV?

Mark Henry probably.

[Emperor Smeat]

Can anyone tell me the last time a full blooded black man Main Evented a WWE PPV?

Was going to say probably Mark Henry vs John Cena for the WWE title but that wasn't the main event at MitB 2013.

Probably R-Truth vs Cena vs Miz for WWE title at Extreme Rules 2011.

[rez]

"She got him into this!" lol...Oh, Cory..

[KIRA]

Most of us can barely move as we approach 50 look at R-Truth I'm jealous

[xrodmuc316]

I will admit it, R Truth is a guilty pleasure. He cracks me up.

[ClockShot]

Way to be a team player, Mysterio.

[RP]

I can see why Corey likes that ass.

[GD]

Wow! Truth pinned Rey Mysterio. That's big.

[xrodmuc316]

Was going to say probably Mark Henry vs John Cena for the WWE title but that wasn't the main event at MitB 2013.

Probably R-Truth vs Cena vs Miz for WWE title at Extreme Rules 2011.

Bobby Lashley main evented with Cena in like 2007.

[RP]

I cant remember the last full blood black man to Main Event a PPV in the WWE.

What about Booker T?

[GD]

Graves can fuck off.

[RP]

Bobby Lashley main evented with Cena in like 2007.

That would be 11 years ago. That is fucking crazy!

[GD]

I cant remember the last full blood black man to Main Event a PPV in the WWE.

What about Booker T?

R-Truth and The Miz versus The Rock and John Cena

[GD]

Unless you consider the Royal Rumble match as a "main event".

[xrodmuc316]

I cant remember the last full blood black man to Main Event a PPV in the WWE.

What about Booker T?

I think Book's last main event was against Batista in 2006 as King Booker lol

[RP]

I have a feeling the WWE is stealing an idea i posted about a year ago. I think WWE is going to bring back the Nation of Domination with the New Day and more. I posted about this a year ago.

[Droford]

Charlotte should be more not happy after last night

[xrodmuc316]

Unless you consider the Royal Rumble match as a "main event".

I am just counting singles matches.

Otherwise the answer would be Elimination Chamber 2019.

[KIRA]

Charlotte still feels like a third wheel in fact it seems like WrestleMania this year will be all about the third Wheels

[Emperor Smeat]

One of these days Ronda will be able to get through a whole promo without rambling or going all over the place. Right now she's great at closing them but not starting or getting to her point smoothly.

Pretty much every recap of a Ronda promo mostly just focuses on her last few words.

[GD]

WWE Capitol Punishment 2011

John Cena versus R-Truth for the WWE Championship

[KIRA]

So is Charlotte is like I am the corp Yes Man

[GD]

Charlotte's change in wardrobe and makeup works.

[RP]

Gotta be honest...

Charlotte is really good.

[KIRA]

I'm glad she just inexplicably left her goth period Behind

[GD]

Ronda just worked herself into a shot, brother brother.

[erickman]

so wheres the smackdowns womens champ

[xrodmuc316]

"I am the only real champion" ~ Charlotte on Smackdown

Asuka, Smackdown Champion, sits in the back, doesn't come out...

Good booking Vince

[KIRA]

Meanwhile the smackdown Women's Champion is nowhere to be seen I will be a cheerleader for Asuka until she does the right thing and quits and goes to aew

[RP]

The whole point of Black rising up is that we're not suppose to see the fucking mount he rises up on, yet it's been 3 weeks now and WWE cant seem to fix this shit???

[Emperor Smeat]

Did they ever explain why Vince just didn't pick someone from the RAW brand to be Ronda's challenger instead of randomly picking Charlotte?

Just made doing the apology segment between Steph, Triple H, and Becky even dumber afterwards.

[RP]

I SEE BLACK BEING RAISED UP ON A PIECE OF WOODEN PLANK YOU WWE ASSHOLES! GOD DAMMIT! GET SOMETHING RIGHT!

[xrodmuc316]

Did they ever explain why Vince just didn't pick someone from the RAW brand to be Ronda's challenger instead of randomly picking Charlotte?

Just made doing the apology segment between Steph, Triple H, and Becky even dumber afterwards.

No explanation whatsoever, it just happened and is now the thing that happened.

Not one person has even questioned why a Smackdown wrestler is fighting for the Raw title lol

[Emperor Smeat]

The whole point of Black rising up is that we're not suppose to see the fucking mount he rises up on, yet it's been 3 weeks now and WWE cant seem to fix this shit???

WWE has a really bad habit of half-assing things. Main reason why his entrance looks way better in NXT is due to them waiting long enough for the smoke to fill the stage and lift before doing the entrance spot.

[xrodmuc316]

WWE has a really bad habit of half-assing things. Main reason why his entrance looks way better in NXT is due to them waiting long enough for the smoke to fill the stage and lift before doing the entrance spot.

Yeah, but WWE makes sure to REALLY showcase the candles on the stage when he comes out, cause Bed Bath and Beyond I think?

[RP]

WWE has a really bad habit of half-assing things. Main reason why his entrance looks way better in NXT is due to them waiting long enough for the smoke to fill the stage and lift before doing the entrance spot.

It's shit like this that piles up and is the reason this company is losing viewership by the 100 thousands.

[KIRA]

There's something that's been bothering me ever since Nakamura debuted did he get injured or something or did he tone down his style because it seems like he was a lot more vicious in New Japan where is now he's slower and way less aggressive

[rez]

Every time I come in the room and start getting into a match...commercial.

[KIRA]

It's shit like this that piles up and is the reason this company is losing viewership by the 100 thousands.

I have a theory I think Vince is closer to death than we realize and he's a selfish old codger to The Bitter End and he didn't want to leave his kids anything so by the time they inherit the company is going to be broken down and pretty much worthless cuz no one will be watching

[Savio]

I remember when I cared about both Nak and Rusev.

[RP]

I really hope Nakamura and Rusev leave this fucking shit company. This is a sinking ship. WWE is the Titanic right now. Everyone should legit jump ship if they can.

[KIRA]

I remember when I cared about both Nak and Rusev.

Sigh so do I but hey if I thought it was over for Kofi after Randy Orton killed his push and if he can Rise From the Ashes of defeat like he did anybody can

[RP]

Rusev and Kane.

[KIRA]

Oh boy Nakamura and Ricochet officially stuck together the tag team I hate this company

[RP]

Nakumara is leaving this company for sure. Mark that down.

[Emperor Smeat]

Black/Ricochet vs Nakamura/RuRu was really good overall.

[GD]

Remember when it was a big deal to pin Shinsuke or Asuka...

[KIRA]

Nakumara is leaving this company for sure. Mark that down.

I hope so I don't see how and why any Japanese person currently in NXT or wanting to come to this company would look over there and go I want to be there they treat you like s***

[Emperor Smeat]

There's something that's been bothering me ever since Nakamura debuted did he get injured or something or did he tone down his style because it seems like he was a lot more vicious in New Japan where is now he's slower and way less aggressive

Purposely toned it down because he wanted to ease up on his body after years of wear-and-tear from the puro style of wrestling. Also wanting a really big fat paycheck and reason to finally move to the US.

[KIRA]

Purposely toned it down because he wanted to ease up on his body after years of wear-and-tear from the puro style of wrestling. Also wanting a really big fat paycheck and reason to finally move to the US.

Okay I see thanks

[RP]

Roman comes out and big titties just start bouncing about.

[RP]

This Smackdown has been terrible btw.

[Emperor Smeat]

Did Corey Graves forget that earlier in the show he was disgusted/upset that Kofi lost his spot at Fastlane.

Now he claims what Vince did to Kofi was the smart and right decision.

[KIRA]

Owens looking good

[Droford]

the crowd will shit all over KO/Bryan at fastlane

Its going to be interesting

[A.J.K]

the crowd will shit all over KO/Bryan at fastlane

Its going to be interesting

Who'd ever have thought a match between those two would not make a crowd happy.

[A.J.K]

Kevin Owens looks a lot better now.

[A.J.K]

KO as a face does work

[Emperor Smeat]

Owens busting out the Stunner as a finisher is really interesting.

[RP]

KO has the Stunner now. Ok.

[GD]

lol Owens pins Daniel Bryan with a stunner

[A.J.K]

I like KO as a face. Has potential for sure.

[Evil Vito]

Wanna win matches? Better not win a championship then, because WWE will make damn sure you eat a pin in every non-title match.

[KIRA]

I like KO as a face. Has potential for sure.

It's going to fall apart when he has to talk they do not know how to write for faces.........


They don't know how to write.

[rez]

I shalt resign my Cartman and other fat jokes for KO. They shalt be sent Nia's way.

[RP]

I really think the Nation of Domination is about to be brought back.

[Emperor Smeat]

Yikes at Brian Kendrick vs Drew Gulak match on 205 Live getting "This is boring" chants from the crowd.

Doesn't help that its been a lot more mat-based and slower paced than the earlier matches tonight.

[Tom Guycott]

SA-BO-TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!

I can't stand it. I know you planned it.

[Tom Guycott]

Hope he got permission for them since last thing he needs is to get the TJP treatment.

I read "TJP treatment" and immediately thought of Steen hitting a dab to his entrance music... :shifty:

[Stickman]

No reason to build Kofi then do that to him for no reason. Wtf is going on, Vince comes out and wrecks the two hottest things, (Becky and Kofi).

[Evil Vito]

seriously Matt worked his fucking ass off since he's been out. fair play to him.

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[Tom Guycott]

Charlotte should be more not happy after last night

Yeah, her dad gets beat up on his birthday, and she's all smiles because Becky got arrested and Rousey possibly vacated her title, which isn't really clarified at the moment in what I'm assuming is some half-assed attempt at drama.

"I am the only real champion" ~ Charlotte on Smackdown

Asuka, Smackdown Champion, sits in the back, doesn't come out...

Good booking Vince

See the above comment. Too busy putting over Charlotte that they ride past any other associated logic. This stuff is really testing suspension of disbelief.

Meanwhile the smackdown Women's Champion is nowhere to be seen I will be a cheerleader for Asuka until she does the right thing and quits and goes to aew

I would love to see Kana wreck shit again as queen bitch until they find another capable chick to counter her that WWE doesn't snap up and do nothing with.

[Tom Guycott]

There's something that's been bothering me ever since Nakamura debuted did he get injured or something or did he tone down his style because it seems like he was a lot more vicious in New Japan where is now he's slower and way less aggressive

WWE style!

I was actually surprised in the Balor/Rush match that there was a fucking BRAINU-BUSTAAAAAAA!!!!! done, since I thought that was one of those things that was verboten on the main roster.

King of Strong Style is apparently just a cute name to Vince. Doesn't mean what it's supposed to mean.

[Tom Guycott]

No reason to build Kofi then do that to him for no reason. Wtf is going on, Vince comes out and wrecks the two hottest things, (Becky and Kofi).

I was going to joke earlier (before watching) that at least Randy Orton didn't kill his push again. Nope, it's a McMahon this time!

[Tom Guycott]

Also, they've managed to ruin Lacey Evans already. This shit gimmick didn't work for "Emmalina". It didn't work for Eva Marie. It's not working for this chick.

The whole point is that she's supposed to be this tough pin-up style thowback gal, and instead, she just does a runway walk for thirty seconds and pisses off to do nothing.

As critical as I am about someone like Mandy Rose, who is someone else whose entire gimmick is just that she's hot, she at least has matches.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Kofi will end up getting a WWE Title match, folks. It might even be the Mania match at this rate.

[Tom Guycott]

Kofi will end up getting a WWE Title match, folks. It might even be the Mania match at this rate.

Probably. Doesn't stop the booking to get to that from being kinda craptacular.

Like, Vince just vetoed Kofi right before he signed the contract, and he just watched that happen instead of signing anyway like he was there to do? Right after we keep getting beat on the head about how much he's done in the last decade and got a ton of shine in the gauntlet match AND elimination chamber?


I was actually coming back to mention something else about the Charlotte promo, though. She said she was the Gold Standard, and I totally hoping Shelton Benjamin to come back out with a dyed lid and take exception to that. Ain't no stoppin' me noooooooooooow!

[Mr. Nerfect]

WWE stories are always terrible. They want people to feel like Kofi got the shaft. Wouldn’t surprise me if there is some sort of MITB at Mania and Kofi is in that to win it. I also think that they are laying the foundation for a “Vince needs to be stopped” storyline.

[xrodmuc316]

WWE stories are always terrible. They want people to feel like Kofi got the shaft. Wouldn’t surprise me if there is some sort of MITB at Mania and Kofi is in that to win it. I also think that they are laying the foundation for a “Vince needs to be stopped” storyline.

If it wasn't for Chris Benoit going full Crippler, Vince would still be blown up in his limo right now.

[Black Widow]

Bryan should do racist promos about New Day but fans today would get all sensitive like bitches.

[GD]

Bryan should do racist promos about New Day but fans today would get all sensitive like bitches.

You’re disgusting.

[Black Widow]

You’re disgusting.
Thanks for proving my point.

[Evil Vito]

:lol:

[Droford]

If it wasn't for Chris Benoit going full Crippler, Vince would still be blown up in his limo right now.

He would have risen from the grave like Jesus Christ II by now

[Droford]

Bully Ray on busted open brought up a good point that it was dumb that Big E and Woods just let KO walk in the ring and sign the contract. Didn't try to stop him or anything...

[Black Widow]

Bully Ray on busted open brought up a good point that it was dumb that Big E and Woods just let KO walk in the ring and sign the contract. Didn't try to stop him or anything...Probably cause they are gonna turn on Kofi and end the terrible ND.

[GD]

Thanks for proving my point.

Yeah! Was meant to be a blanket statement.

[XL]

No Mac & Miz on this show?

[Mr. Nerfect]

If it wasn't for Chris Benoit going full Crippler, Vince would still be blown up in his limo right now.

He would have been back in two weeks, tops.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I said this in 100,001, but Cornette’s review of SD this week was wonderful. I suggest listening to it even if you don’t normally listen to him.