Smackdown LIVE! 03/05/19 thread

[KIRA]

Let's see if they remember that Asuka is their women's champion tonight

[slik]

KO has CENA NUFF

[KIRA]

Erick Rowan's whole gimmick seems to be big guy who is easily influenced to follow other people

[KIRA]

I'm just going to say it I don't like face Kevin Owens

[erickman]

Erick Rowan's whole gimmick seems to be big guy who is easily influenced to follow other people

but he plays the sidekick thug so well

[ClockShot]

I don't like face Kevin Owens.

Doesn't feel right.

[RP]

I SENSE A TAG MATCH PLAYAAAAAAAAAAAAa

[ClockShot]

Where's Harper?

I miss Hammer Time. Sadly, I think those days are over.

[KIRA]

I don't like face Kevin Owens.

Doesn't feel right.

Right? It makes me squirm

[erickman]

yep owens best friend is in aew

[KIRA]

So I take it Stone Cold Steve Austin Okay Kevin Owens use of the stunner

[Droford]

Someone needs to tell the guy with the "Marry Me Naomi" sign to watch total divas

[Emperor Smeat]

Where's Harper?

I miss Hammer Time. Sadly, I think those days are over.

Still training to get back into in-ring shape I think.

[slik]

Kevin Owens as a face feels so weird

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Usos mocking Miz

[Droford]

dont give shane ideas uce

[ClockShot]

This living nightmare that is this Shane/Miz friendship/tag team has to end.

[GD]

The Miz versus Shane O'Mac at Mania doesn't sound that enticing.

[GD]

WRAP

IT

UP

[KIRA]

I'm just going to say it I don't like face Miz

[slik]

I think they will do BIG DOG vs DEAN at WM but some are speculating Big Dog vs BARON CORBIN

Shane vs Miz
Roman vs Corbin
No THX

[Droford]

The Miz versus Shane O'Mac at Mania doesn't sound that enticing.

Miz vs his dad

[slik]

WWE could do an angle where Mandy decides to mess w/ Naomi's brakes causing her to get in a car wreck and she spends a couple SDs in a coma and when she comes out of the coma she has Amnesia and thinks she is THE UNDERTAKER and starts dressing and acting like him until Jimmy Uso makes out with NaomiTaker brings her memories back.

[ClockShot]

Nice to see Charlotte avoid the makeup department tonight.

[Evil Vito]

Cena better answer this challenge eventually

[ClockShot]

Truth's dead.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Truth

Lacey Evans is legit the most useless wrestler on the main roster right now which is saying a lot considering how badly EC3 has been handled and like half of RAW's tag division in general.

[slik]

R-Truth is a national treasure

[KIRA]

Dammit they won't ever let Joe have nothing

[Fenix122]

so is truth just going to have to face increasing numbers of opponents every week?

[ClockShot]

And I turn around and here's Mysterio and Andrade in the ring.

Huh?

[slik]

BOLD PREDICTION:

R-Truth will have an open challenge at WM and John Cena will answer it.

[rez]

BOLD PREDICTION:

R-Truth will have an open challenge at WM and John Cena will answer it.

It'd guarantee the match wouldn't be on the pre show.

[ClockShot]

Didn't expect that towel to clear the barricade.

[ClockShot]

Ouch, Mr. Security guy.

[KIRA]

God Joe vs Brock Should be been amazing how did they fuck that up

[GD]

I really want to see Andrade versus Rey at Mania.

[ClockShot]

This is getting good.

[slik]

If you would have told me a year ago WM was shaping up to include

Kofi vs DBry
Shane vs Miz
R-Truth vs Cena
Roman vs Corbin (prob Dean tho)
Becky Lynch in the main-event

I would have requested you take a drug test

[Emperor Smeat]

Wonder if Truth is going to bust out Cena's 6th Move of Doom one of these days to honor his hero.

[KIRA]

Calling Cena OUT

[GD]

Truth is a former NWA World Heavyweight Champion for those who don’t know...

[KIRA]

I really want to see Andrade versus Rey at Mania.

We've seen them about three times

[ClockShot]

JOE WINS!

[GD]

They could’ve done this at Fastlane

[Evil Vito]

Cena better answer this challenge eventually

Or not

[ClockShot]

That was awesome for a smackdown match.

[Emperor Smeat]

:y: Joe winning.

Fatal 4-way match was pretty great overall.

[Droford]

Dammit they won't ever let Joe have nothing

you were saying....

[KIRA]

JOE

[slik]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[GD]

Wow! Samoa Joe is finally champion in the WWE.

[KIRA]

you were saying....

I was saying I bet Cena is still going to answer the challenge

[GD]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WRAP

IT

UP

[ClockShot]

Lose the crutch, Becky.

Now you're creeping into ridiculous territory.

[KIRA]

And now Samoa Joe is going to disappear from television for weeks at a time and when he does show up he's going to lose sunrise sunset

[rez]

:rofl:

[Droford]

KO for President

uhhhhhh

[KIRA]

I wonder how long Daniel Bryan chewed Rowan out about that Behemoth shirt not being made from hemp

[Triple A]

Didn't this match against The Bar happen last week... Having flashbacks to when The Bar wrestled in the same matches every week for like 70 weeks straight

[KIRA]

Also somebody tell Becky Lynch that people who are injured don't normally just use one crutch

[Emperor Smeat]

Those dumbasses still did Black's entrance too early.

At least this time the smoke filled the stage and part of the crowd which was good.

[Droford]

LAST. TIME. EVER..cause Deans leaving so we really mean it...

[Droford]

Also somebody tell Becky Lynch that people who are injured don't normally just use one crutch

2 crutches = 2x the chance she gets whacked with one

[KIRA]

US title the passed around whore of the WWE
Still glad the guy holding it is a legit threat

[Triple A]

The Bar fucking sucks so much fuck them,,,,,,

[KIRA]

Dutch Destroyer Cole you fucking idiot

[KIRA]

I hope the Undisputed era stays on NXT forever I can only imagine what Vince will do to them

[rez]

I hope the Undisputed era stays on NXT forever I can only imagine what Vince will do to them

Read this earlier..spot on

https://nypost.com/2019/03/05/vince-mcmahon-is-ruining-wwes-recent-promise/

[KIRA]

Asuka go to AEW please

[Emperor Smeat]

I hope the Undisputed era stays on NXT forever I can only imagine what Vince will do to them

Worst would be to never give Kyle O'Reilly a title to deprive the WWE Universe of his air guitar playing skills.

[KIRA]

Worst would be to never give Kyle O'Reilly a title to deprive the WWE Universe of his air guitar playing skills.

If there is a heaven that is a sin that should bar your entry forever

[KIRA]

Cut to Uso in the crowd staring down that guy who had the "marry me Naomi" sign daring him to hold it up again

[GD]

Can’t believe Naomi got jobbed out to Mandy.

[slik]

Naomi was NO MATCH for Mandy The Legend Rose

[KIRA]

Oh lord they're going to make Asuka lose on Sunday aren't they

[Emperor Smeat]

Lacey Evans should be taking some notes from Asuka on how to make random entrances meaningful.

Randomly appear, beat up people, ramble in Japanese, and then leave.

[KIRA]

Read this earlier..spot on

https://nypost.com/2019/03/05/vince-mcmahon-is-ruining-wwes-recent-promise/

Oy its depressing

[Droford]

Oh lord they're going to make Asuka lose on Sunday aren't they

Mandy vs Lacey Evans so it doesnt overshadow the raw womens title match at wm

[rez]

goddamnit, taco bell. no one cares about your fucking french fries. bring back lava sauce/volcano menu

[Droford]

goddamnit, taco bell. no one cares about your fucking french fries. bring back lava sauce/volcano menu

the rattle snake fries burrito is pretty good

[Droford]

Mustafa Ali, fabulous he, Ali ababwa..genuflect show some respect down on one knee..

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at the Stunner sell by Bryan. Flew like half-way across the ring.

[Droford]

Mustafa Ali gonna get his WM moment*

*in the ATGMBR

[KIRA]

:lol: at the Stunner sell by Bryan. Flew like half-way across the ring.

I can only imagine that people jump at the chance to get to sell the stunner it's so much fun

[slik]

I like Mustafa Ali's new blue gear

[GD]

Mustafa Ali, fabulous he, Ali ababwa..genuflect show some respect down on one knee..

:nono:

[GD]

Going to skip the final segment.

@Droford Ali is South Asian.

[Droford]

Im convinced the crutch is to remind her which leg to sell

[KIRA]

God just give her a cane

[KIRA]

Becky says she's in Ronnie's head but I think what she really means is Vince McMahon

[Droford]

no legged man

[KIRA]

I think the plan is for them to roll Becky into WrestleMania wearing a full body cast and somehow win it's stupid but this is Vince McMahon

[KIRA]

That was an ok show entertaining

[Tom Guycott]

Just started watching, classic LTTP style, yo!

So, during DB's promo about KO eating copious amounts of pancakes and looking like the proverbial and literal people in the crowd, I flashed back to a time where, a number of years ago, someone here posted "Kevin Steen looks like a fan".

[erickman]

so it will be somoa joe vs cena at mainia

[Tom Guycott]

But what if you add Kurt Angle to the mix?!

[Gerard]

Looks like "Charlotte" got her mole on her face removed when she was getting some Michelin's stuck inside her chest.

[GD]

Looks like "Charlotte" got her mole on her face removed when she was getting some Michelin's stuck inside her chest.

Personally, I thought she looked exceptionally beautiful and athletic while she was in NXT. At the end of the day, it's her body and choice.

http://www.wrestlingmedia.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Charlotte-Flair-With-NXT-Tittle-550x550.jpg

Also, are female competitors like Peyton and Billie Kay encouraged to get surgeries?

[Emperor Smeat]

Also, are female competitors like Peyton and Billie Kay encouraged to get surgeries?

Think its one of those Yes/No type answers in the sense that its no longer a requirement or implied in order to be guaranteed a big push but some still do it because of the lingering perception that is around in WWE.

Same for the closer you are to Vince's ideal image, the more likely your going to be in his good graces for potential big pushes regardless if you earned it or not.

[Evil Vito]

I have no issue with Peyton and Billie's boob jobs and would in fact be quite happy to appreciate the work up close and personal.

[Gerard]

Also, are female competitors like Peyton and Billie Kay encouraged to get surgeries?

Considering the amount of silicone on show in the Diva era and with this being the new "pg" era it's probably not as much of a necessity.

Though if Vince is going through a Big tit stage they'd probably all have sets of tits that double as demolition balls.

[Gerard]

Also never realised Eric Rowan gained about 6 inches in height as he's now apparently a "7 footer". Mysterio will be getting billed as 6'2" at some point i'm sure.

[GD]

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