Smackdown Live - 3.26.19 (Kurt Angle vs. AJ Styles)

[GD]

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Last week the gauntlet match was also advertised to kick off the show. It did not. Vince has been messing with us for a while now. Wouldn’t be surprised if this was just more of the same. <a href="https://t.co/txc08S3aEZ">https://t.co/txc08S3aEZ</a></p>&mdash; KOFI (@TrueKofi) <a href="https://twitter.com/TrueKofi/status/1110574177151582208?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 26, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[erickman]

I hope aj can pull out a good match out of kurt

[GD]

The way Kurt's hand shook after that botched snap suplex attempt from last night :(

[Jordan]

I'm pretty excited for tonight's show. Even if they aren't putting out the best stuff ever, it's still Mania season and my nostalgia stars markin for stuff this time of year. Looking forward to his AJ/Angle bout, no high hopes but it will be good to see.

[Jordan]

Mostly pumped for what the next chapter to the Kofi story is.

[slik]

Time for #KofiMania

[Droford]

Kofi gonna wrestle on the preshow

[Jordan]

For me the best outcome here would be Daniel Bryan vs New Day in a Fatal Four Way.

[slik]

Mohegan Sun BayBay

[ClockShot]

Packed house at MoSu.

Would have been there. But, it's a busy week.

[Droford]

Lance Storm

[Jordan]

Poor Ali, truly has to hurt to see all of this happy. Sure you can be happy for Kofi but there is that part of you that knows "it could have been me".

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">We're giving you <a href="https://twitter.com/RealKurtAngle?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@RealKurtAngle</a> vs. <a href="https://twitter.com/AJStylesOrg?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@AJStylesOrg</a> which makes up for whatever nonsense we use to fill the rest of the show <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ReasonsToWatchSmackDown?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#ReasonsToWatchSmackDown</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/1110615204516319236?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 26, 2019</a></blockquote>
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[ClockShot]

Like 2-3 years too long.

[GD]

Back to pancakes and goofing around.

[erickman]

Kofi gonna wrestle on the preshow

kofi and bryan in pre show mania 2 b+ players fight for the smackdown belt

[Droford]

no AEW chant

[ClockShot]

Good luck pulling Vince away from the black jack table.

[Droford]

were hijacking smackdown

[ClockShot]

Ooof. Cutting off the boss. Bad idea.

[slik]

DBRY HAS CENA NUFF

[Emperor Smeat]

Wonder if Rowan has some sort of musical sponsorship with all the bands he's repped on his shirts since joining Bryan.

[Droford]

fresh afternoon will be the Undisputed Era

[rez]

This thread is on fire. Haven't tuned in...it good?

[slik]

I think it would have been DBry vs Ali at WM tbh had he not got hurt

[slik]

I am here for FRESH AFTERNOON

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at that wah-wah noise Vince made.

[Savio]

New Day vs Fresh Afternoon vs Latest Night

[ClockShot]

Oooooh. A tag team gauntlet.

Now or later is the question.

[Droford]

Sanity might be on SD!!! lol

[Savio]

Kofi didn't get to speak once?

[slik]

Good lord this storyline is convoluted now too

[Emperor Smeat]

WWE starting to abuse the gauntlet concept on Smackdown.

At least on the bright side, it actually has some on stakes unlike RAW's random Beat The Clock challenge last night.

[Jordan]

Man they are really running the gauntlet into the ground.

[ClockShot]

Who's the Renee Young clone?

[Droford]

Man they are really running the gauntlet into the ground.

Vince must have just seen Avengers

[Ruien]

SDown giving me back to back gauntlet matches. Fuck ya. Out Rollins on SD so I can just watch SD.

Loving the Kofi story. Rollins story is good even if detailed by Roman (Rollins losing to Drew). AJ and Orton has been on fire.

WWE is doing well going into Mania.

[Jordan]

WWE starting to abuse the gauntlet concept on Smackdown.

At least on the bright side, it actually has some on stakes unlike RAW's random Beat The Clock challenge last night.

Yeah that was weird how they didn't have anything at stake.

[slik]

Whose this new interviewer?

[dronepool]

Is it sexist to think that the womens title closing off Maina is a boring idea?

[Jordan]

More talk with Becky and Charlotte!

[ClockShot]

Charlotte: "I'M VINCE'S FAVORITE!"

[Droford]

Im about to show you how deserving I am

*subway commercial*

[dronepool]

And Becky Lynch sucks.

[Jordan]

Is it sexist to think that the womens title closing off Maina is a boring idea?

I dunno, maybe. More that sexist it's just wrong. It will be fire, no doubt about it and nothing else that's been booked could top it.

[RP]

Who's that little blonde tart interviewing Becky Lynch? She made my penis do the Macarena.

[Droford]

I hope New Day win the tag Gauntlet only to screw kofi over at WM just to make zero sense

[slik]

Who all does Asuka face tonight?

Sonya, Mandy, Naomi?

[slik]

Is it sexist to think that the womens title closing off Maina is a boring idea?

A dronepool sighting!

I don't think anyone else should close the show this year. These three have been the biggest storyline since around November in WWE.

[Droford]

Sanity, the Bar, Usos..any other tag teams?

[ClockShot]

I really hope they wrap the Kofi stuff up tonight.

BUT! They'll drag it into next week no doubt. 11th hour anticipation and all that nonsense.

[Droford]

waiiiiiit

[rez]

Who's that little blonde tart interviewing Becky Lynch? She made my penis do the Macarena.

I missed her when i switched back over to bball. I would like to see and know who you speak of

[KIRA]

Vince must have just seen Avengers

That's impossible it's not 2030 yet

[Droford]

Asuka gonna lose

[ClockShot]

Wait? What?

Women's belt on the line?!

[Droford]

MAKE IT A FATAL 4 WAY

[KIRA]

Well women's champ about to get beat

[ClockShot]

Wild as it sounds, I'm down if they merge the belts and have the women's champ float between both shows.

[slik]

Oh No No No No

[ClockShot]

However. There could be some Becky or Lacey shenanigans here.

[Droford]

waiting for naomi to tweet about losing her opportunity when they "forget" about the #1 contender match that was supposed to happen

[slik]

plz don't screw Asuka again...

[Droford]

Wild as it sounds, I'm down if they merge the belts and have the women's champ float between both shows.

I think I called that back in january

[Savio]

Vince needs to retire.

[Emperor Smeat]

So if Charlotte wins the belt, does that mean the winner of the 4-way match later gets inserted into Mania's main event?

[Droford]

They should just unify the womens titles. Becky vs Ronda winner vs Charlotte vs Asuka winner the womens tag titles are going to be cross brand so the women will be crossing shows

2/6, and 2 matches close enough

[Droford]

people are going to get pissed when Asuka loses and Kofi doesnt go to WM

[RP]

No one gonna confirm that blonde bitch doing interviews backstage? What in the fuck is this forum anymore? God DamN!

[KIRA]

Vince needs to retire.

He really does is starting to piss me off

[ClockShot]

Ouch.

[Droford]

Vince hates asians and blacks

[erickman]

Wild as it sounds, I'm down if they merge the belts and have the women's champ float between both shows.

that's what I am thinking unite the belts 1 womans champ

[erickman]

Vince hates asians and blacks

that's what gail kim and konan says

[slik]

The women's main-event doesn't need both titles on the line

Getting annoyed AF

[GD]

Oh No No No No

plz don't screw Asuka again...

:wavesad:

[erickman]

No one gonna confirm that blonde bitch doing interviews backstage? What in the fuck is this forum anymore? God DamN!

she kind of looked like the blond chick that used to interview for tna

[RP]

All you dudes are here for penis's bulging out of tights. WHO IS THE BLONDE BITCH DOING BACK STAGE INTERVIEWS WHAT THE MOTHERFUCK

[RP]

WHO'S THAT BLONDE TART DOING INTERVIEWS I WANT ANSWERS RIGHT THE FUCK NOW!

[rez]

CONCUR

[rez]

I'm with him ^

[Supreme Olajuwon]

https://www.instagram.com/sarahschreiber/?hl=en


You’re welcome

[ClockShot]

Charlotte/Asuka, Angle/Styles, Tag Gauntlet.

Am I missing something else?

[Emperor Smeat]

:eek: Charlotte busting out the Spanish Fly.

Must have learned that from Andrade recently.

[RP]

https://www.instagram.com/sarahschreiber/?hl=en


You’re welcome

She might be the best that has ever been.

[rez]

oh wow...she's not worth the hype

[Droford]

i like how the crowd is dead for this

[rez]

gonna have to go through all these pics to form a final opinion. seems best when she's minimal makeup so far

[Jordan]

Wow fantastic powerbomb spot.

[Evil Vito]

This is stupid

[Droford]

lol

[ClockShot]

You gotta be kidding me.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Hmm. This is a turn of events.

[Droford]

Interweb gonna be a bitchfest now

[Jordan]

Wowwww... okay.... interesting!

[Jordan]

I wonder if they will do best of 3 like they did with Angle/Benoit/Jericho. That was really f'n good remember?

[erickman]

unite the belts not enough women

[Evil Vito]

Quick guess: WM is now a double title match, the women’s belts get merged and the title floats just like the women’s tag belts.

[GD]

Disgusting.

[Droford]

Becky and Ronda vs Sasha/Bayley on raw for the Tag Titles next week, why not

[KIRA]

What THE FUCK

[Emperor Smeat]

:| Charlotte beat Asuka for the belt.

Such a dumb decision and probably all because WWE got tired of people complaining Charlotte had no meaningful reason to be in Mania's main event.

[GD]

Charlotte's probably going to break her daddy's record by the end of next year.

[RP]

Sarah Schreiber will most likely have an affair with Big E, which will pole vault her into superstardom. Big E's penis will not be the actual pole vault. But it could be.

[GD]

RP, are you even watching the show?

[KIRA]

This is bulshit

[Evil Vito]

Sarah Schreiber very sexy

Shame she posts loads of lovey dovey pics with her bf. I totally had a shot.

[RP]

RP, are you even watching the show?

Nope. That shit is terrible. I'm watching The Flash.

[Emperor Smeat]

So who did Asuka piss off recently to get her title match at Mania taken away?

Last year she had her streak taken away as part of WWE's rumored plan to build up Charlotte for Ronda at this year's Mania before that got sidetracked due to BeckyMania running wild all over the place.

[GD]

Can't wait for Black Widow to post in this thread

[Droford]

When New Day loses and no Kofi at WM the IWC is gonna be terrible tomorrow

[Droford]

we need another cancelthenetwork protest

[GD]

So who did Asuka piss off recently to get her title match at Mania taken away?

Last year she had her streak taken away as part of WWE's rumored plan to build up Charlotte for Ronda at this year's Mania before that got sidetracked due to BeckyMania running wild all over the place.

Maybe she was never a part of the big picture. It's certainly disheartening to see her pushed away like this.

[Droford]

lol

this is becoming a shitfest

[Evil Vito]

Lol Angle fucked that up

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Angle lost his last match on Smackdown via DQ.

Back-to-back matches ruined because of dumb decisions.

[Savio]

Well that stinks

[Evil Vito]

And to think, the Smackdown Women's Title was already on somebody that is part of the Wrestlemania main event, and they had her lose the title in a ladder match and then tap out clean to Asuka, just for that to be the end result.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Dominic Guerrero!

[Evil Vito]

Dominic is clearly turning on Rey at WM

[Savio]

When New Day loses and no Kofi at WM the IWC is gonna be terrible tomorrow
No WWE title match @ Mania.

[Savio]

Oh is that Eddie's son?

[RP]

So who did Asuka piss off recently to get her title match at Mania taken away?

Last year she had her streak taken away as part of WWE's rumored plan to build up Charlotte for Ronda at this year's Mania before that got sidetracked due to BeckyMania running wild all over the place.

She dont speak good English. It's the same reason Nakumara is not getting a match. Vince hates people that cant speak English.

[AlexJones]

Feed the demon! Feed the globalist McMahon and his unrelenting quench for your tears.

[Droford]

No WWE title match @ Mania.

for the first time since WM 1

[RP]

Are you guys really watching 8 hours of WM?

[slik]

Really dumb giving Charlotte the belt...wanted Asuka to wrestle Mandy and Sonya and Mandy to become SD Women's champ

Angle/Styles a no-contest


Sigh...what is happening to brand blue 2nite...

[GD]

No WWE title match @ Mania.

They've also run the gauntlet concept into the ground.

[Droford]

Are you guys really watching 8 hours of WM?

I think its only 6 because everything is saying it starts at 6 instead of 5.

Im gonna be there the night after seeing 5 hours at MSG since thats starting at 6:15 now

prob gonna be burnt out on wrestling

[RP]

Really dumb giving Charlotte the belt...wanted Asuka to wrestle Mandy and Sonya and Mandy to become SD Women's champ

Angle/Styles a no-contest


Sigh...what is happening to brand blue 2nite...

What's happening to " Brand Blue? " ???

Ummmmmmmmmmmmm

Have you seen how bad the WWE has been? It's fucking brutal. I rather watch Golden Girls reruns.

[erickman]

Really dumb giving Charlotte the belt...wanted Asuka to wrestle Mandy and Sonya and Mandy to become SD Women's champ

Angle/Styles a no-contest


Sigh...what is happening to brand blue 2nite...

they could make everything new when they go to fox do a total reboot there

[Emperor Smeat]

Wait ... Charlotte won the Smackdown Women's belt just for the sake of it and its not even going to be a winner takes all match at Mania?

[rez]

What's happening to " Brand Blue? " ???

Ummmmmmmmmmmmm

Have you seen how bad the WWE has been? It's fucking brutal. I rather watch Golden Girls reruns.

Golden Girls rocks, bitch

[Savio]

Droford is going? Where is it Dro/All?

[Savio]

Wait ... Charlotte won the Smackdown Women's belt just for the sake of it and its not even going to be a winner takes all match at Mania?
They could make that stip on Raw.

[AlexJones]

Really dumb giving Charlotte the belt...wanted Asuka to wrestle Mandy and Sonya and Mandy to become SD Women's champ

Angle/Styles a no-contest


Sigh...what is happening to brand blue 2nite...

There are all sorts of things where people want to have sex with Japanese sex dolls. They're into bondage. There's all these fetishes

So they have to create all these acronyms LBQTX5903 QTX43 hubert-wibbler-shibbler. ya know HOMINAH HOMINAH HOMINAH

[Droford]

its the tag teams new day will face later

[erickman]

lost wrestlers found

[GD]

I really want to see the ending of the tag team gauntlet match. Can we please

WRAP

IT

UP

[Evil Vito]

Poor Epico hurt again

[Droford]

I really want to see the ending of the tag team gauntlet match. Can we please

its not gonna last that long

also this crowd gets my vote for deadest crowd ever

[rez]

Vince is in absolute panic mode. He's brought in an old legend to help booking because of AEW. He's getting XFL and NXT acronyms confused out of the panic that that other pro football league is bleeding money.

[Droford]

oh no momma miz insulted

[slik]

Vince probably 'freaked out' by RAW getting 2.59 rating,down 770,000 viewers from this same week last year...

[Emperor Smeat]

This promo by Shane sounds like he's slowly getting aroused by all the stuff he's done to Miz and Miz's dad.

:lol: at that last Miz dad insult

[Droford]

momma miz on a forklift match

[Savio]

Feel like vince should abort the XFL idea.

[Droford]

eric young looks stupid

[Emperor Smeat]

Eric Young looks a bit weird without the beard

[Evil Vito]

Sanity looking like a bunch of bitches

[GD]

Wait ... Charlotte won the Smackdown Women's belt just for the sake of it and its not even going to be a winner takes all match at Mania?

In an industry where perception is everything, they've successfully lowered the stock of both the title and Asuka.

[RP]

There are all sorts of things where people want to have sex with Japanese sex dolls. They're into bondage. There's all these fetishes

So they have to create all these acronyms LBQTX5903 QTX43 hubert-wibbler-shibbler. ya know HOMINAH HOMINAH HOMINAH

100% agree

[Droford]

miz just did the new day a favor

[Savio]

I would have had sanity subdue Miz then let Shane get some cheap shots in for more heat.

[slik]

SaNiTy no match for Miz

[xrodmuc316]

Shit maybe the should have put Miz in a gauntlet match, dude just beat up like 12 people in 3 minutes!

[GD]

Shelton Benjamin is back on Smackdown.

[GD]

SAnitY coming across as a bunch of nobodies.

[rez]

Feel like vince should abort the XFL idea.

You're goddamn right. I thought since AAF got out the gate first that they'd have a fighter's chance.

Nah, both leagues got hype because of the kneeling backlash and that's mostly died down.

[Droford]

I can imagine the guantlet match ending with Vince coming out and saying Kofi only gets the chance if new day wins 1 more match..vs Kofi in a handicap match and hes fired if he loses

[slik]

No RAW Recaps plz

[AlexJones]

I know Kofi is expendable, I know he's just human, I know he's weak. But he's not a parasite, he's not a devil worshiper, he's not a child molester. Globalists like Vince McMahon are.

[Savio]

Quite the boring sock gimmick.

[rez]

I know Kofi is expendable, I know he's just human, I know he's weak. But he's not a parasite, he's not a devil worshiper, he's not a child molester. Globalists like Vince McMahon are.

I miss picking up new issues of InfoWars down in Austin. Do you still print?

[AlexJones]

I know people that have been at dinner parties with Vince McMahon and he is just so evil he literally just sits there and goes *demon noises and groaning*

[Droford]

idea on twitter

Kofi doesnt make it and D-bry gets added to the Brock/Rollins match as a unification match with the womens match being unification too

[AlexJones]

Quite the boring sock gimmick.

I'll be honest with you..I am kinda retarded.

[Droford]

the IIconics are going to WM

[Droford]

shit..totally forgot about G and A

[AlexJones]

I miss picking up new issues of InfoWars down in Austin. Do you still print?

Globalists want you to consume mindlessly, destroy trees and watch tranny porn...worship the demon. I refuse to go along with this, I can see through your lies McMahon, you wicked wicked devil! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[Droford]

blue pants

[Evil Vito]

Gallows and Anderson running out the clock until they can go to AEW

[GD]

Shane has no business being this ripped.

[Droford]

lol

[Emperor Smeat]

WWE got really lazy with booking women's matches at Mania this year. Every match is pretty much mutli-women now.

Women's Tag could have been just Bayley/Sasha vs Natty/Beth but WWE decided to cram in 2 more teams.

RAW Women's title should have been Becky vs Ronda but they crammed in Charlotte.

Smackdown Women's title is MIA now but probably was going to be a multi-woman with the way WWE has been handling things recently.

Women's Battle Royale is ... well its a battle royal so makes sense to have a lot of women in it.

[erickman]

there goes the good bros time for rusev to job

[Droford]

sd has a better but horribly utilized tag division than raw

[Savio]

Rusevmania plz

[GD]

I feel bad for Shinsuke Nakamura.

[AlexJones]

Listen I know what tyranny means. I know that globalists like McMahon are putting poison in our food and water

[xrodmuc316]

In an industry where perception is everything, they've successfully lowered the stock of both the title and Asuka.

It's horrible, and not even for Asuka, let's forget about her for a moment.

The whole thing with Charlotte was put her in the match so she can eat the loss and protect Ronda. But now, Becky gets to beat the Smackdown champ for the Raw belt, but the Smackdown champ gets to remain the Smackdown champ despite losing, while the Raw champ gets to lose her title without getting beat.

ONLY WWE could have made this horribly booked mess EVEN MORE complicated. Charlotte won for what I can only assume is because Charlotte is going to wear a blue robe so they wanted her to have a matching title.

Now back to Asuka. Let me try and get this straight. The person Asuka beat for the title, then successfully defended against by tapping out, is going to beat the person Asuka just lost her title to by tapping out, by tapping that person out, but for a different belt not held by the person that tapped Asuka out, but the person that Asuka tapped out will be champion, while the person that tapped Asuka out will also get to keep being a champion even thought they are going to tap out to the person Asuka tapped out...

Fucking dudes who wrote Inception think WWE needs to chill the fuck out already.

[rez]

This is going to be the worst Wrestlemania ever. I'm fine with the main event but just about everything else is crap. I'll enjoy seeing Batista back for a one off but that's about it as well.

Hall of Fame will be decent, at least...

[RP]

I'd rather pay to watch the losers that are paying to watch 8 hours or WM.

[Droford]

cant wait for <strike>Lucy</strike> Vince to pull the <strike>Football</strike>Title Match away from <strike>Charlie Brown</strike> Kofi again

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[Savio]

Good thing Asuka in is such good spirits now.

[rez]

I'd rather watch green David Arquette wrestle The Rock and win than watch 8 hours of this WM.

[erickman]

I'd rather pay to watch the losers that are paying to watch 8 hours or WM.

you mean the people signing up for the network for 10 bucks

[Droford]

I'd rather watch green David Arquette wrestle The Rock and win than watch 8 hours of this WM.

david arquette will be at the 10th anniversary busted open show the day of the g1 show at msg

[rez]

you mean the people signing up for the network for 10 bucks

bet there's plenty of viewers still buying ppv through their cable/satellite. they don't know the internets like you and us

[Droford]

lol Jeff Hardy is back rooting for the New Day

[Savio]

I'd rather pay to watch the losers that are paying to watch 8 hours or WM.
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[rez]

david arquette will be at the 10th anniversary busted open show the day of the g1 show at msg

lol. it's why i remembered him. saw the arquette and mr anderson twitter feud

[GD]

It's horrible, and not even for Asuka, let's forget about her for a moment.

The whole thing with Charlotte was put her in the match so she can eat the loss and protect Ronda. But now, Becky gets to beat the Smackdown champ for the Raw belt, but the Smackdown champ gets to remain the Smackdown champ despite losing, while the Raw champ gets to lose her title without getting beat.

ONLY WWE could have made this horribly booked mess EVEN MORE complicated. Charlotte won for what I can only assume is because Charlotte is going to wear a blue robe so they wanted her to have a matching title.

Wow! I didn't even realize that. Smackdown has been on the losing end one time too many. That being said, I still have some hope that they'll make the match for both the championships or at least have Asuka retain it in a rematch next week.


Now back to Asuka. Let me try and get this straight. The person Asuka beat for the title, then successfully defended against by tapping out, is going to beat the person Asuka just lost her title to by tapping out, by tapping that person out, but for a different belt not held by the person that tapped Asuka out, by the person that Asuka tapped out will be champion, while the person that tapped Asuka out will also get to keep being a champion even thought they are going to tap out to the person Asuka tapped out...

Fucking dudes who wrote Inception think WWE needs to chill the fuck out already.

Logic and WWE booking do not go hand in hand. It's futile to even attempt to make sense of it all. It's no secret that they don't think highly of the fans.

[RP]

Anyone ever notice in the movies when a women gets attack and escapes, the first man she runs to, she bangs right away?

[Droford]

doin it for kofi

[slik]

This makes it sound like only the RAW title is on the line, literally no point to Asuka losing


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[AlexJones]

Anyone ever notice in the movies when a women gets attack and escapes, the first man she runs to, she bangs right away?

Everything is artificial reality... superimposed onto us, it dehumanizes us. And makes us DIE younger. What do I do, lord? Kill them all! Corrupt them all! You see this is their plan, they are demons, just like the Bible says, it's basically an intergalactic space invasion into this space, through people! I am telling you! It's what the ancients said, it's what they warned of, it's what we are dealing with, they're demons! They are freakin' inter-dimensional invaders, okay? Make fun of me all you want, on fake news, the globalists already know this. These people are not humans, okay?

[Droford]

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[GD]

There is no fucking way New Day beat The Usos! Fuck this!

[Droford]

well thats new

[Emperor Smeat]

Usos forfeited their spot in the gauntlet.

That was a pretty cool throwback to their past feuds ending in a deep respect for each other.

[slik]

Uso's do the right thing

[rez]

about time. i was expecting something like that for kofi the other night

[Droford]

usos will be punished by not being on WM (theyre used to it)

[GD]

Wow! Holy fucking shit! Usos forefit :eek:

[Droford]

here comes the big red recycling machine and evil captain planet

[Fenix122]

daniel bryan and rowan of course

[Black Widow]

I approve of the new SD women's champ

[RP]

Everything is artificial reality... superimposed onto us, it dehumanizes us. And makes us DIE younger. What do I do, lord? Kill them all! Corrupt them all! You see this is their plan, they are demons, just like the Bible says, it's basically an intergalactic space invasion into this space, through people! I am telling you! It's what the ancients said, it's what they warned of, it's what we are dealing with, they're demons! They are freakin' inter-dimensional invaders, okay? Make fun of me all you want, on fake news, the globalists already know this. These people are not humans, okay?

But sometimes they use condoms.

[rez]

expected match

[AlexJones]

MCMAHON IS A GODDAMN DEMON!

[RP]

I jacked off to Natalie Dormer last night.

[GD]

That was an impressive counter to the running knee strike.

[Droford]

win by countout lol

[Droford]

3 minutes left folks

[rez]

I jacked off to Natalie Dormer last night.

I did to her and all the lovely ladies of GoT

Maybe even Oberon

[Savio]

SDL was so weird tonight

[slik]

Good ending!

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at New Day winning the gauntlet via Rowan being stuck under a table.

Tag Gauntlet was pretty entertaining overall.

Next week WWE will probably hold the first ever Contract Signing Gauntlet match for Kofi. Each win gets Kofi one piece of the contract signing set (chair, table, pen) and the final win being the contract for him to sign.

[rez]

Couple more Vince asshole moves before WM expected.

[GD]

Kofi Kingston is going to WrestleMania! :eek:

[Droford]

lol

[AlexJones]

FUCK YOU MCMAHON! YOU DEVIL WORSHIPPING SHAPE SHIFTING DEMON

[rez]

Fuck. At least New Day is finally interesting again. They made me hate pancakes.

[slik]

Really great, feel-good moment to end SDLive w/ Kofi and the roster.

[GD]

Byron :lol:

[rez]

FUCK YOU MCMAHON! YOU DEVIL WORSHIPPING SHAPE SHIFTING DEMON

You should go over to Casual forum and wreak havoc on the politics thread. I'm sure people will argue with both of you

[Fignuts]

This makes it sound like only the RAW title is on the line, literally no point to Asuka losing


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The idea, I imagine is that having the smack down title holder in the match boosts its significance. Never mind the fact that the act itself devalues the title, making the whole thing pointless.

But that’s been WWE’s m.o. for a while now. Use the titles as props to elevate talent and storylines, despite the fact that it should be the other way around. But they’re too creatively bankrupt to do it any other way. Although it’s probably more accurate that they just don’t care. As long as they’re making a profit and their investors are happy, then why the fuck should they put in the work to make a quality product, right?

[Stickman]

I'm not a fan with the zero build for Flair vs Asuka but I'm ok with her winning. I agree that the women's division should be on both shows with 1 champ. They could have done a fatal 4 way to unify the belts but that's too gimmicky for WM MAIN EVENT

[Sepholio]

Its the first ever womens mania main event you guys. Both titles makes it an even bigger deal you guys. Come on you guys.

[Fignuts]

Really dumb giving Charlotte the belt...wanted Asuka to wrestle Mandy and Sonya and Mandy to become SD Women's champ

Angle/Styles a no-contest


Sigh...what is happening to brand blue 2nite...

Any of the 4 women in the fatal four way beating asuka, would have also devalued the belt. Nowhere near as much as tonight’s stunt, but none of them are even close to asuka’s level.

Mandy and Sonya have a lot of potential but they’re still green as grass. Naomi, for all her athleticism, is sloppy as fuck. And Carmella is just plain awful.

If they were dead set on Charlotte being in the raw main event, they should have brought up Shayna to face Asuka. That’s a fucking money match right there.

[Triple A]

What @ Charlotte winning the title...

[rez]

What @ Charlotte winning the title...

Maybe they're uniting the titles. neh

Vince is just a goddamn idiot that will fail at football again.

[RP]

Serious question.

Did Auska successfully defend the Smackdown Title even once?

[Fignuts]

She beat Becky Lynch clean. You know, the woman in the main event of mania. Beat Mandy at a PPV. Maybe some other ones on tv.

[Emperor Smeat]

She beat Becky Lynch clean. You know, the woman in the main event of mania. Beat Mandy at a PPV. Maybe some other ones on tv.

Sonya as well on Smackdown although in both Mandy and Sonya's case, Auska won only because of shenanigans.

[RP]

She beat Becky Lynch clean. You know, the woman in the main event of mania. Beat Mandy at a PPV. Maybe some other ones on tv.

Mandy wasnt for the title though was it?

She defended the belt once?

HEY FUCK YOU!

[Bad News Gertner]

Everything is artificial reality... superimposed onto us, it dehumanizes us. And makes us DIE younger. What do I do, lord? Kill them all! Corrupt them all! You see this is their plan, they are demons, just like the Bible says, it's basically an intergalactic space invasion into this space, through people! I am telling you! It's what the ancients said, it's what they warned of, it's what we are dealing with, they're demons! They are freakin' inter-dimensional invaders, okay? Make fun of me all you want, on fake news, the globalists already know this. These people are not humans, okay?


Nice seeing ya again Swiss lol

[Emperor Smeat]

:eek: Norman Smiley sighting on 205 Live.

[Jordan]

It would be cool if this had been "the plan all along" and Becky was also for some good reason, NXT Champion. Then you know, battle for the belts type deal. But yeah this feels kind of rushed, I don't hate it, but I dunno. Best case scenario for me is they do the 2/3 falls 3 Way Dance for both belts like at WM 16.

[Fignuts]

Mandy wasnt for the title though was it?

She defended the belt once?

HEY FUCK YOU!

All Asuka wants to do is hang n’ bang, but people like you won’t let her.

[RP]

Asuka needs to just worry about packaging my lotto numbers in my fortune cookies.

[GD]

It's certainly disheartening to see Asuka lose the championship. It seems like they did not have any concrete plans for her as far as WrestleMania 35 is concerned.

I am glad she won't be in a position similar to that of Jack Swagger, who as the reigning ECW World Heavyweight Champion, was a lumberjack in a dark match to unify the tag team titles at WrestleMania 25.

[Evil Vito]

They'll probably wind up doing a women's battle royal again which Asuka would be the heavy favorite for. Shame it'll mean fuck all.

[Emperor Smeat]

They'll probably wind up doing a women's battle royal again which Asuka would be the heavy favorite for. Shame it'll mean fuck all.

If not Asuka, wouldn't be surprised if Lacey Evans won it considering the rumors of Vince being super high on Evans as a potential big star.

[GD]

If they want us to take Lacey Evans seriously, why are they having her strut around like an idiot? After we've seen her actually compete in this year's Royal Rumble...nothing makes sense in this company anymore.

[Volare]

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[Mr. Nerfect]

Let’s advertise Angle vs. Styles. Let’s have it end in under 2 minutes. Fuck.

[Evil Vito]

Let’s advertise Angle vs. Styles. Let’s have it end in under 2 minutes. Fuck.

I'm gonna guess a rematch is announced for Raw (because lol fuck SmackDown apparently) but fucking sucks for the crowd that was there yesterday.

[Evil Vito]

Asuka and Nakamura should just spend the whole of Wrestlemania sat in the front row, wearing "2018 Rumble Winner" t-shirts, getting drunk and heckling people.