Does Noid (AKA Mr. Nerfect) secretly still watch WWE whilst rage wanking?

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Does Noid (AKA Mr. Nerfect) secretly still watch WWE whilst rage wanking?

[Ruien]

Wait do people actually believe he stopped? No way in hell.

[#1-norm-fan]

I do not approve of this Noid trolling, FTR.

I will listen to arguments that he does though.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I wage rank all the time, but it's got absolutely nothing to do with watching the product. I've tried watching a few things. Part of the Royal Rumble Kickoff. I watched Rusev vs. Nakamura and the Scott Dawson & Rezar (or was it Akam?) tag match. I went to the shops and never returned to the stream and felt like I didn't miss much.

People can believe me or not, but I genuinely find recaps of the show more interesting and less overall exhausting than watching the product live. This week I am looking forward to Cornette's review and the SCG Radio one. Sometimes I listen to POST Wrestling or Bryan and Vinny for PPVs.

Raw and SmackDown air on FOXTEL over here, which I don't have given the rise of streaming services. If I want to watch Raw or SmackDown I have to open a stream and deal with the quality of those, so there's that too.

[#1-norm-fan]

Don’t even feel the need to explain yourself, Noid. Fuck the haters. Keep hating.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Thanks, #1-wwf-fan. You're easily one of the coolest people on these forums.

It really doesn't worry me. If I feel I'm being too negative, that is when I do watch some of the modern product, and it justifies everything. I don't want wrestling to be shitty, any more than the shadenfreude of the WWE pushing fans away and creating a mobilized pack of disinterested wrestling fans that are going to be pretty open to trying new things. I've been very supportive of AEW getting off the ground, and generally pretty high on New Japan getting more traction, even if I don't think everything they do is fucking awesome just because it's New Japan.

I just can't see past how objectively bad WWE is, and I think it's a false premise to suggest that just because you're a fan of wrestling, wrestling history and are nostalgic for the drama of what wrestling can achieve, you still have to be reasonably positive about the current WWE product. I also find the irony of people that complain about my criticisms as impeding them from enjoying the product not appreciating that their assertions that my thoughts need to conform to their tastes as pretty rich.

If you don't want to discuss my criticisms of wrestling with me -- fine. I come here to discuss what works in wrestling, what doesn't and why, because it interests me. Enjoy what you enjoy, but if you're going to jam a gif in my face and I don't like it, I'm going to talk about that for anyone that does want to discuss those things.

The truth is, sometimes I DO hate being a wrestling fan, because the future of WWE is pretty grim and lifeless, and given that they roll in cash and have commitments to generate five hours of bulk volume entertainment for at least another three years, that's just the way that is. But fuck anyone who tells me that I'm a fuckwit for enjoying what I enjoy -- the background context of wrestling. Sure, I'm trapped to my fandom to a degree, but things like AEW will hopefully make that a little less bleak over the next few years. We'll see.

But yeah, I've made steps like many others have. I don't watch WWE weekly, whereas I used to (and didn't even hate it, as much as the product was never always hititng me in the sweet spot). I've stopped having blind optimism that the product is going to get better. It's not, folks. Not until something forces WWE to change, whether that be their ratings, their ratings comparatively, network directives or Vince McMahon's own competitive nature. I cancelled the Network, because as much as I love having a library of PPVs at my fingertips, I could not financially support a company that does the shit they do. WWE crowning Jinder Mahal was my last straw. I don't invest anywhere near as much time on wrestling, and it honestly makes me feel better as opposed to like I've lost something, because WWE gave up on my dignity as a viewer a long time ago. And I think that's reflected in their shrinking audience and these boards never being quieter.

I'm a wrestling addict who gets cravings, but WWE is not my drug of choice, and I can't see them giving me a suitable high for quite a long time. So fuck them, and fuck anyone who tells me that I should have to subject myself to that just because they personally think it's sad I don't like what they like.

[GD]

He currently has 100 posts in the Raw thread despite supposedly not watching the product.

Typical.

[Bad News Gertner]

You all should be taking Noid for posting here instead of hating on him

[Destor]

I love Alienoid06 and always have

[Mr. Nerfect]

You all should be taking Noid for posting here instead of hating on him

I love Alienoid06 and always have

Much love to you dons. :y:

[Fignuts]

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[rez]

Noid likes his butthole ate out, apparently. That's cool, tho!

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

https://i.imgur.com/ZijVy3X.png

I mean, it's kind of hard NOT to, since he's all over the forum lol. And really, it's just good banter. I mean I don't like Noid much, but it's fun to bust his balls because there's a bunch of other guys (not named Fignuts) who get a kick out of it.

And also, I made this thread ages ago.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

You also won't reply to my retort since you're a jerkass @Figgy

[Jordan]

Noid and Dale is like TPWW'S Cena/Orton

[GD]

I barely consider myself a wrestling fan these days, but if I had to go into it: I'm cool by wrestling fan standards. I get invited lots of places, get laid, people seem to respect my views and want to be around me. I wouldn't get along with most AEW fans in a social setting without tempering my personality to be more their level and flow. I don't do that on here, because I don't mind being obnoxious as fuck about something I am passionate about. I'm sure most wrestling fans find me insufferable. I tend to form my views based on data and what I think is good taste and informed opinions. That is why when I criticize something it rubs people the wrong way -- it rankles them because they know I've got a good fucking point >90% of the time and it challenges their taste.

What the fuck :lol:

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Noid and Dale is like TPWW'S Cena/Orton

....how dare you

[Bad News Gertner]

Sal Bellomo/ Ron Shaw

[Lock Jaw]

Been searching for awhile for that Noid Post where he booked Renee Young to win the Royal Rumble..... loved that post.... can't find it

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Sal Bellomo/ Ron Shaw

That's more like it!

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Actually I'd say Les Thornton/Lanny Poffo

[GD]

Been searching for awhile for that Noid Post where he booked Renee Young to win the Royal Rumble..... loved that post.... can't find it

Had this really fucked up idea if the WWE can't get Ronda Rousey for Mania. I was having a coffee thinking about what a gem Renee Young is for the WWE. Honestly, if RAW opened with Renee Young running down what you are going to see tonight, the show is already 50% less embarrassing. She's got a girl next door charm, and she's what's vogue when it comes to a female television personality.

Then I started thinking about the weirdest things the WWE could do with the Rumble. Like the weirdest thing you could book without sinking the company. Here's the most dangerous thing I could come up with:

* Stephanie McMahon begins to get annoyed with Renee Young, who does her job as an interviewer and asks The Authority about some things they don't like going on at the moment.

* An in-ring segment leads to Stephanie insulting Renee Young so badly that Renee eventually says "You know what, I might be an employee here, but I am sick of you talking down to me."

Stephanie: Who the hell do you think you're talking to?

* Renee goes to answer, and Stephanie smacks the shit out of her face. Stephanie relishes in the moment and Renee fucking TACKLES Stephanie McMahon. Referees pull Renee off Stephanie, and Triple H comes out and points to the back (implying Renee needs to go there and will be disciplined later). Renee -- fired up -- slaps Triple H in the fucking face!

* Stephanie comes out the next week and says she's not going to fire Renee Young for the biggest mistake of her life. Oh no. She's got something better in mind for that bitch. The Royal Rumble is coming up, and in the Rumble's vast history, two women have competed in the Royal Rumble Match. Renee Young is going to be the third. And she'll be #1 out there.

* Renee is worried about this -- not being a trained professional and all that -- but she says this is her dream job, so she'll do what she has to do.

* At the Rumble, Young comes out wearing all-white, looking hot as hell. #2? Luke Harper. The commentators talk about how this has obviously been set-up. Harper is a man that obviously has no problem hitting a woman. He stalks Renee, who escapes the ring, and he goes to corner her outside it, when Dean Ambrose hits the ringside area, attacking Luke Harper.

* The relationship between Ambrose and Young hasn't been mentioned on the air, as it hasn't been pertinent. But Ambrose is a warm-blooded male like anybody else -- and he has issues with The Authority. He makes perfect sense to play Renee's "white knight." Plus, they're bound to have chemistry together, right?

* Renee stays at ringside, defiantly, although she doesn't interact with anyone. Eventually some ruthless heel, grabs her, and lariats the fuck out of her. Major heat. Renee is taken out on a stretcher.

* The match goes on, and let's say the last two guys are Dolph Ziggler and Rusev. As these two men fight, Renee Young, holding her neck, walks back to the ring. This is where the announcers need to sell that she's coming back out due to defiance. Stephanie shoved her into this match, she wants to she how tough she is by sticking it out. She's not out to win it, she's just standing her ground as a human being.

* Dolph asks Renee what she's doing in the ring. "Get out, I don't want to wrestle you! This is dangerous!" etc. Rusev grabs Ziggler, goes to toss him, but Dolph reverses and sends Rusev over and out. But the momentum carries him a little, and he's sort of hanging over the top, so Renee grabs his leg and gives him that last push out.

* RENEE FUCKING YOUNG HAS FUCKING WON THE FUCKING 2016 FUCKING ROYAL FUCKING RUMBLE!!!!!

* Stephanie would come to the ring screaming, like Vince did when Cena and Batista eliminated each other. "This isn't going down like this!' screeches Stephanie, who approaches ringside and gets dropkicked through the ropes by Young. Show goes off the air with her triumphantly walking to the back, and the announcers having no clue what is going to happen on RAW as a result of this.

* Renee Young has no intention of wrestling for a title at WrestleMania. She forfeits her title shot and doesn't care what the company does with it. But she does want to fight Stephanie McMahon. You build to Stephanie McMahon vs. Renee Young, with the reveal that Young has been training with Dean Ambrose for a while, and maybe bring in Ronda Rousey as a kayfabe trainer for Renee Young too. Stephanie suddenly starts to shit herself.

* You could also get Triple H vs. Dean Ambrose out of this.

* The WWE could also turn one of their live events into a "Royal Rumble Redux," given the apparent non-finish of the previous one and put it exclusively on the WWE Network.

* This idea could also lead to The Authority changing the Rumble concept to "the winner is likely to be in top position for a WrestleMania title shot, given the event that "anything can happen." This would allow the Rumble to get sort of a fresh life, given that it often feels quite predictable, and it can sour The Road to WrestleMania if the audience feels everything is too transparent and can see the end game. If Roman Reigns' was guaranteed to be the guy facing Brock Lesnar at WrestleMania this year, do you think his win would have pissed off people so much?

I could definitely see Renee Young winning the Royal Rumble, though.

I know right?

[Destor]

Guru dave deleted the post where he bumped this thread

[GD]

Guru dave deleted the post where he bumped this thread

That's true. I wasn't expecting this thread to get any traction.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Guru why are you such a fucking wimp-ass?

[GD]

Noid's cyberbullying.

[Lock Jaw]

Hahaha... sweet! That post as good as I remember.... I think they should still go for it and Renee Young should win next year's Royal Rumble

[Mr. Nerfect]

Noid and Dale is like TPWW'S Cena/Orton

Lol, is Dale still trying to feud with me? Jesus Christ, give it up, dude. It’s not going to happen. Have to start calling him Gorgeous Gretchen Newstead.

Guru dave deleted the post where he bumped this thread

Guru Dave is an insincere worm of a human, and a coward.

Hahaha... sweet! That post as good as I remember.... I think they should still go for it and Renee Young should win next year's Royal Rumble

Glad I could be of service. If it wasn’t for this year’s being alright, and it weren’t for the Women’s Royal Rumble, I’d also completely sincerely suggest they do it for next year. They could always have Stephanie McMahon reveal that Renee Young colored the wrong circle on her employment form, and she’s registered as a male wrestler to put her in the men’s. Money, I’m telling ya.

[Sepholio]

*cock gargling noises*

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Gretchen Jewstead

[Mr. Nerfect]

*cock gargling noises*

You need to work on your technique.

[GD]

Guru Dave is an insincere worm of a human, and a coward.


I am one of those three things but not all.

[GD]

Since Noid can't read me posts anymore, I'm going to speak my mind.

Funaki is overrated. THERE! I said it.

[Sepholio]

Since Noid can't read me posts anymore, I'm going to speak my mind.

Funaki is overrated. THERE! I said it.

…

[Sepholio]

INDEED

[GD]

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[GD]

I eagerly await Noid's harsh insult.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

He is too busy getting laid to insult you, Dave.

[rez]

Or getting his butt ate out

[GD]

Does he douche? We'll never know...

[GD]

He is too busy getting laid to insult you, Dave.

Eat your heart out, AEW fanboys. Hands off the merchandise!

[Mr. Nerfect]

Or getting his butt ate out

Not on Mondays. That's a Friday treat.

The real question is why you DON'T like people eating your ass?

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Heartbreak Noid has left the building