SmackDownLIVE is Shooketh to the core -- OFFICIAL THREAD -- 4.16.19

[slik]

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[Evil Vito]

I hope The Undisputed Experience show up.

[Ruien]

Please be Roman...........

[Danny Electric]

Can’t get as big as British Strong Style. In all honesty could see Pete Dunne turning up to Smackdown.

[ozzman6669]

For those in Canada, it looks like smackdown wont be on sn360 tonight, it's on OLN

[ClockShot]

As I see it, this is going to be THE SHOW come October. Every move made tonight has to reflect on that.

If Vince's plan is to load it up with junk tonight just so he can have Raw as the top show until Smakcdown jumps to Fox, and make it awesome just before launch, he's nuts.

No doubt Fox executives will be watching to see what their future investment is going to be.

[xrodmuc316]

I don't know about it being Roman, just because the way they are hyping it, "biggest acquisition in Smackdown history", to me seems like somebody who has never been on Smackdown, like Ronda Rousey.

Technically Roman was on Smackdown before the brand split.

Maybe I am just reading into it incorrectly, but that is the vibe I have from it.

[xrodmuc316]

I hope The Undisputed Experience show up.

The "Not in Question" Experiencence.
Starring Robert Trout, Kyle Riley, Roddy Powers, and Adam Charcoal BAY-BEE!

[slik]

I think they should load brand blue up with big names tonight.

[ClockShot]

Here we go.

Good evening, folks.

[GD]

It's probably going to be Baron Corbin.

[ClockShot]

I wonder if those were legit quotes from those media outlets.

[Lock Jaw]

The Miz should turn heel, and recruit A-Lister Black as a new lackey

[Lock Jaw]

Hated Cole's "This is Phenomenal" call for Styles last night..... it was just so "rehearsed" and like "I've been waiting to say this" instead of "This is a big surprise!"

[Lock Jaw]

Naturally we will hear him say it every week

[Lock Jaw]

Watching in glorious SD tonight

[slik]

I predict to SDLive in the SuperStarShakeup:

Roman Reigns
Alexa Bliss
Braun Strowman
Bobby Lashley
Kairi Sane
Bayley
Sasha Banks
Finn Balor (despite having his title!)
Baron Corbin
The Revival

[GD]

Graves is somewhat bearable on Smackdown.

[slik]

Graves/Phillips work well together, much better than Graves/Renee

[slik]

KO super over!

[GD]

What is the crowd chanting?

[Savio]

Big E legit injured?

[GD]

Graves/Phillips work well together, much better than Graves/Renee

Couldn't agree more. Also Saxton has improved a lot.

[GD]

Big E legit injured?

Torn meniscus.

[slik]

New Day now will be known as "The Pancake Experience"

[GD]

Still adjusting to Owens as a face.

[ClockShot]

Whoa. Mellow down, X.

[ClockShot]

BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG O!

IT'S SHOWTIME!

[rez]

BIG O. YES PLZ.

[Lock Jaw]

Big O

GET OUT OF HIS O-ZONE!!

[Savio]

More pointless tag-team matches

[Lock Jaw]

Still adjusting to Owens as a face.

Keep expecting him to turn heel at any moment

[slik]

KO will 100% turn on Kofi by the end of SDLive

[GD]

I now want to see Big O in full "New Day" gear.

[slik]

KO is Gold.

[rez]

OMG. I'VE LOVING THIS. WHAT DO I DO WITH MY HANDS

[ClockShot]

Hi Finn.

[slik]

In typical fashion SDLive is already more enjoyable than the entirety of RAW in only 15 minutes.

[Lock Jaw]

Finn Balor to Smackdown as expected!

[GD]

This is so weird :lol:

[rez]

I never thought I'd want to see KO as a face but I'd be down with this run. Kofi as champ, New Day refresh, KO refresh...at least until Big E is back.

[GD]

So both Intercontinental and United States Champions are now on Smackdown Live!

[erickman]

guess joe goes to raw when he gets well

[slik]

FINNNN on the A-Show

[rez]

Vince must be in XFL meetings or something

[GD]

War Games will debut on the main roster as the "Double Cage Experience".

[GD]

FINNNN on the A-Show

Does this mean he loses the title to someone on RAW at the next main show?

[ClockShot]

With Styles bounced to Raw, Bullet Club 2.0 is gonna have to wait another day. :(

[rez]

No more, "The ___ Experience" references. It'll ruin the night...

[GD]

ZOMG! Frank motherfuckin' Thomas!

[ClockShot]

ALI BOMAYE!

[Lock Jaw]

Just "Ali" looks and sounds so weird....... think this is the first time I have seen him since his name change......

[slik]

Finn vs Mustafa!

[GD]

Finn vs Ali!

FTFY

[Lock Jaw]

Mustafa Ali: "I want to show that a guy with a name like mine can make it, by being good and honourable"

Vince: "We can't have a good guy named Mustafa!!!!"

[GD]

Recently learned that Ali is part Indian.

[slik]

Crowd behind both dudes

[GD]

Does anyone have a reliable stream that doesn't buffer forever?

[Evil Vito]

Nice @ Balor to SmackDown

[slik]

I think if Finn and Ali work together Finn can help Ali get to that next level.

[GD]

Sasha Banks citing.

[rez]

Anyone ever try Cologuard? I figure I should be checking for colon cancer in the next few years. Fuck a colonoscopy

[Lock Jaw]

Thanks Tom Phillips for not saying that "Ali is in the drop zone!" when Balor was going to the top rope

[ClockShot]

Whoa. From the top rope.

[Lock Jaw]

Good match

[ClockShot]

Pretty good for an opener.

[GD]

Anyone ever try Cologuard? I figure I should be checking for colon cancer in the next few years. Fuck a colonoscopy

A good question for RP.

[Lock Jaw]

Finn should turn heel right now

[Evil Vito]

Feel like Owens is totally turning on New Day tonight.

[rez]

WHAT'S UP, WHAT'S UP

[Evil Vito]

Remember when R-Truth wasn't allowed in Canada for years?

[GD]

R-Truth was drafted to XFL last evening.

[KIRA]

Oh man that poor audience had to sit through the rapping the entire commercial break I feel so bad for them

[slik]

Thanks Tom Phillips for not saying that "Ali is in the drop zone!" when Balor was going to the top rope

I need Sasha to also escape Michael Cole plz

[Evil Vito]

Carmella looking pretty good tonight.

[rez]

Oh man that poor audience had to sit through the rapping the entire commercial break I feel so bad for them

:fu:

[ClockShot]

Carmella ditched that $ sign onesie and went to a 2-piece. Lookin' good.

And Charlotte is still here.

[KIRA]

The best case scenario is that this leads to Bray Wyatt doing an evil Muppet Show knowing this company that's exactly what will happen

[Evil Vito]

Charlotte probably pissed she's now on a different brand as her boyfriend.

[KIRA]

:fu:

What I like our truth but his raspy voice it is something else entirely

[ClockShot]

A little louder, Charlotte.

Can't hear ya.

[KIRA]

Charlotte going for the I hate Canada cheap Heat sad

[rez]

What I like our truth but his raspy voice it is something else entirely

His voice may save burning cathedrals for all we know.

[rez]

2 more seconds and there would have been a Mela boob

[Lock Jaw]

So.... which show is Lars on.....

[Evil Vito]

LOL Lars already booted off of Raw?

[ClockShot]

Hi Lars.

Raw hated you that much?

[Triple A]

smh what the hell is going on . . .

[slik]

Make up ur mind what brand LARS is on

[Lock Jaw]

Every time I try to whistle Lars theme, it eventually turns into Eddie Guerrero's......

[Triple A]

Lars seems more good looking tonight for some reason...

[erickman]

what would lars want with r truth after jobers now

[xrodmuc316]

Lol Lars on Smackdown after saying he was on Raw, then playing it off like he is still a free agent, then announcing online he is on Raw.

[GD]

LOL Lars already booted off of Raw?

Gotta keep 5-Star Lars away from Steph.

[Triple A]

oss hole

[Lock Jaw]

Lars seems more good looking tonight for some reason...

Everything naturally seems better with blue ropes and lighting......

[rez]

Lars growing on me..even though cheap heel heat right ther

Needs a less generic look

[Triple A]

I think ur right... blue light shining off of his beautiful blue eyes

[GD]

Glad to have Lars on Team Smackdown for Survivor Series.

[GD]

"The Lone Wolf" has returned to Smackdown Live! Greatest acquisition ever!

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[Triple A]

Oh no another six man tag ??? Featuring a member of The Bar........

Hoping Kevin Owens turns on Kofi at least so there is a point to the match...

[Evil Vito]

An hour into the show and SmackDown only has one for-sure acquisition.

[Lock Jaw]

Think for sure we get another draft pick debut here....... Ember Moon maybe.....

[GD]

Frank Thomas baby!

[GD]

Unsure if there will be a supplement draft on the Network or WWE.com

[KIRA]

Whoever drew that picture of Becky on the Time Magazine
You're wasting your time in art school let me tell you

[Lock Jaw]

Unsure if there will be a supplement draft on the Network or WWE.com

Think for sure there will be

[GD]

Becky Lynch has considerably cooled down.

[Evil Vito]

At the rate this is going, WWE is going to be announcing all of the SmackDown moves via a graphic.

[slik]

Lol of course he does


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[KIRA]

An hour into the show and SmackDown only has one for-sure acquisition.

Wait a minute are they going to try to stretch this out over some weeks

[ClockShot]

I really hope these belts get merged and a brand new one gets made.

[Evil Vito]

Unsure if there will be a supplement draft on the Network or WWE.com

If they were gonna do that I don't know why they randomly announced Eric Young last night.

[Emperor Smeat]

Missed the first hour, anything interesting happen?

[slik]

Announce someone else to SDLive plz

[ClockShot]

Think for sure we get another draft pick debut here....... Ember Moon maybe.....

Winner, winner.

[KIRA]

I need the empress to come for her belt.

[GD]

Michael Cole's WrestleMANia call wasn't that good. Nothing will beat "The Miracle on Bourbon Street".

[Triple A]

Assuming Samoa Joe will show up on Raw next week since the IC champ is on SD

[rez]

Ember Moon is still around? Cool

[xrodmuc316]

Think for sure we get another draft pick debut here....... Ember Moon maybe.....

Nice call!

P.S., I love Ember Moon

[Lock Jaw]

Think for sure we get another draft pick debut here....... Ember Moon maybe.....

Got it

[ClockShot]

She-nom?

So, The Wargoddess moniker is dead?

[Evil Vito]

There ya go, Ember and Bayley. Nice.

[ClockShot]

Go away, Bayley.

[KIRA]

They put Ember moon on Smackdown thank God

[Triple A]

Ember Moon is still around? Cool

She was injured for a while

[xrodmuc316]

LOL CANADA BOOING BAYLEY

[slik]

Ember Moon to SD, a great choice IMO

[Lock Jaw]

Still sometimes think of the "lost opportunity" of actually keeping Asuka strong, and then Ember Moon coming in as "the only one Asuka had to take shortcuts against"

[slik]

BAYLEY has CENA NUFF

[KIRA]

Lol the way they are cramming these in it's cool but still

[Triple A]

Bayley death on the mic...

[ClockShot]

Watch your back, Becks. Ember's moved behind ya.

[erickman]

3 of the 4 horsewomen on smackdown

[GD]

Rest in peace, Boss 'n' Hug Connection.

[KIRA]

Still sometimes think of the "lost opportunity" of actually keeping Asuka strong, and then Ember Moon coming in as "the only one Asuka had to take shortcuts against"

How the road not taken but if Becky can come back from being basically a jobber So can the empress

[Emperor Smeat]

Smackdown won the women's side of the trade by getting Moon and Bayley.

[Evil Vito]

I love The IIconics. People crap on their ring work but they stay true to their characters the entire time. Them turning into badass submission machines when the bell rings would be ridiculous.

[xrodmuc316]

Every time Peyton Royce comes out I remember how stupid Dave Meltzer is, cause mmmmmm Peyton Royce.

[slik]

IICONICS have also CENA NUFF

[Lock Jaw]

PAIGE HERE

[GD]

IIIIIIIIIICONIC!

[KIRA]

Is it just too difficult to take the WWE writers out back and shoot them in the head

[ClockShot]

Is Paige still GM?

[slik]

THE DEMON PAIGE HAS ALSO CENA NUFF

[Emperor Smeat]

Billie not wrong about the Women's tag belts looking better than the bland WWE logo RAW and Smackdown Women's belts.

[xrodmuc316]

Yay The Sky Experience!

[rez]

whoa

[Evil Vito]

Kairi Sane call-up coming

[ClockShot]

Asuka?

She get cloned or something?

[GD]

Paige lookin mighty foine tonight.

[slik]

MANDY AND SONYA HAVE LIKEWISE CENA NUFF

[rez]

YES!!!!!!! Not the partnership I wanted but I'll take it

[Triple A]

Kairi Sane theme and entrance is great

[slik]

Asuka and Kairi, love it

[KIRA]

Okay it's over SmackDown just won at life

[Emperor Smeat]

:D Kairi on the Blue brand.

[rez]

So Bayley/Moon. cool

Hahhaa upstaged by Kairi and Asuka :) :) :) :)

[ClockShot]

Pirate Princess?

There's next year's WrestleMania mascot.

[rez]

:) :) :) :)

[Savio]

Do Kari and Asuka have history together or are they just Asian?

[rez]

Pirate Princess?

There's next year's WrestleMania mascot.

Good damn point.

[GD]

Absolutely love Kairi Sane :love:

[erickman]

so smackdown is the womans show now

[xrodmuc316]

Lol wait, Vince replaced Io Shari with Asuka?

Cause all Japanese people are the same, right Vince?

[slik]

Paige will be a good advocate for AsuKairi

[DAMN iNATOR]

Asuka and Kairi?

I'll be in my room for the rest of the show. :shifty:

[xrodmuc316]

AND, how the fuck is Asuka new lol. For crying out loud WWE.

[KIRA]

Do Kari and Asuka have history together or are they just Asian?

I recall reading somewhere that Asuka does not get along with one of her countrymen in this company

[Emperor Smeat]

So Smackdown pretty much just copied and pasted the 8-man tag match setup from RAW but swapped the genders and added an extra debut team.

[rez]

Lol wait, Vince replaced Io Shari with Asuka?

Cause all Japanese people are the same, right Vince?

My thoughts but I'll take it.

[KIRA]

Lol wait, Vince replaced Io Shari with Asuka?

Cause all Japanese people are the same, right Vince?

Kushida needs to run while he still can

[Emperor Smeat]

Lol wait, Vince replaced Io Shari with Asuka?

Cause all Japanese people are the same, right Vince?

Based on recent tapings, seems Io is Baszler's next feud for the title and probably the one who dethrones her so Baszler can get called up afterwards.

[KIRA]

If we were really going to do this I would have preferred Asuka and Ember Moon honestly they have a history would have been nice

[ClockShot]

Just looking at the women in this match. It's Team Rainbow vs. Team Black.

Strangely color coordinated here.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Bayley death on the mic...

Agreed, but willing to give her a chance on the blue brand.

[Lock Jaw]

If we were really going to do this I would have preferred Asuka and Ember Moon honestly they have a history would have been nice

That wouldn't make sense at all!!! Ember Moon should obviously tag with Naomi or Alicia Fox!

[slik]

Asuka and Kairi for WrestleMania 36 mascots plz #Pirates!

Ahoy!

[Evil Vito]

In a perfect world, they wouldn't have dropped the ball so spectacularly with Asuka that they felt the need to put her in a tag team, which means she'd be in a meaningful singles program and we also would've gotten Io Shirai up to continue her natural team with Kairi.

But hey, if this stops Asuka from going weeks between appearances I'll be a happy camper.

[rez]

If we were really going to do this I would have preferred Asuka and Ember Moon honestly they have a history would have been nice

Sane and Asuka don't speak Mooninite

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[slik]

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[DAMN iNATOR]

Asuka and Kairi for WrestleMania 36 mascots plz #Pirates!

Ahoy!

Slik for Forum Dunce 2019.

[KIRA]

Come on Bailey you haven't suffered enough to Warrant the I can just crawl to my Corner Tag

[GD]

Mandy with the V-Trigger!

[KIRA]

That wouldn't make sense at all!!! Ember Moon should obviously tag with Naomi or Alicia Fox!

Alicia Fox should have an iron grip on this division!

[Evil Vito]

I'll never get tired of the Insane Elbow

[Triple A]

Kairi Sane rules

[Lock Jaw]

Wish Paul Heyman would be Asuka's mouthpiece and not WWE Paige

[KIRA]

Did you guys catch Bailey not even trying to look like she was going to break it up and instead just counting the three and celebrating

[GD]

As far as memory serves, Asuka has only been defeated by Charlotte Flair, Carmella, and Mandy Rose.

[Lock Jaw]

Lars officially BLUE

[KIRA]

Wish Paul Heyman would be Asuka's mouthpiece and not WWE Paige

I would cry if that happened

[xrodmuc316]

In a perfect world, they wouldn't have dropped the ball so spectacularly with Asuka that they felt the need to put her in a tag team, which means she'd be in a meaningful singles program and we also would've gotten Io Shirai up to continue her natural team with Kairi.

But hey, if this stops Asuka from going weeks between appearances I'll be a happy camper.

Agreed on both points. Plus Kairi is awesome, so ill take it. Still funny that Vince just sees Asians as all the same smh.

The only Japanese WWF champion in history was Yokozuna...who was actually Samoan lol

[slik]

LARS official for brand blue

[Lock Jaw]

As far as memory serves, Asuka has only been defeated by Charlotte Flair, Carmella, and Mandy Rose.

Didn't one of the IIconics beat her?

[Triple A]

Glad Lars is on SmackDown

[Evil Vito]

LOL they conveniently didn't show Lars attacking Rey last night. You know, when they announced he was on Raw.

[ClockShot]

THE HARDY BOYZ!

[Emperor Smeat]

Wait, what ... Lars is on Smackdown now.

Why have him show up last night if they had no plans for him there.

[ClockShot]

Yo, Kofi.

Don't you notice the huge bullseye on your back?

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at the Big O

[KIRA]

Owens is going to destroy his vocal cords

[xrodmuc316]

Where did Sheamus go? Is he not allowed in Canada?

[Evil Vito]

feel like Raw got a million more people

[KIRA]

Yo, Kofi.

Don't you notice the huge bullseye on your back?

It's that Babyface stupidity sting must have infected him at some point

[slik]

I bet before Vince announces Roman later a ton of people interrupt him (Corbin, Lashley, Elias) all saying they must be the big announcement

[Evil Vito]

Buddy Murphy to SmackDown

[ClockShot]

Hey Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuddy.

[Lock Jaw]

Buddy Murphy! Sweet....

[Lock Jaw]

Buddy Murphy! Sweet....

Wonder which of his names gets chopped off....

[ClockShot]

So this should take us up to Vince and his big announcement.

Unless they're going to sneak something in-between.

[KIRA]

MURPHY!!!!

[GD]

Oh snap! Buddy Murphy has arrived.

[slik]

Buddy Murphy a good choice

[rez]

This match shouldn't last much longer. Plz don't be Brock

[GD]

This match shouldn't last much longer. Plz don't be Brock

BAARRRRRRON COOOOOOOORBIIIIIIN!

[ClockShot]

Any Hockey fans?

Columbus just swept Tampa Bay out of the playoffs.

[rez]

Lana just a valet now?

[ClockShot]

Lana just a valet now?

As she should be.

[xrodmuc316]

So this should take us up to Vince and his big announcement.

Unless they're going to sneak something in-between.

Buddy Murphy to Smackdown, the big announcement, Alexa Bliss maybe :yes:

[rez]

Any Hockey fans?

Columbus just swept Tampa Bay out of the playoffs.

Yeah..irritates me. I adopted them as my 2nd team (after Red Wings) since Yzerman joined Tampa's organization, plus my buddy lives down there. I was down there for playoffs last year. I will be back down in Tampa next week. Sucks but oh well...

[Evil Vito]

lol Cesaro's swing always pops me

[slik]

Lars is like a white Shrek and I like Shrek

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[rez]

O New Day Rocks

[ClockShot]

Good lord, Rusev.

Way to take a stunner. :nono:

[xrodmuc316]

Hey, so Heavy Machinery and Nikki Cross haven't been announced. Did they not get drafted to either show? Lol

[rez]

Lars is like a white Shrek and I like Shrek

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Shrek dresses better

[KIRA]

That constant camera zooming in and zooming out there are days when I wish Kevin Dunn would have a stroke

[Triple A]

That constant camera zooming in and zooming out there are days when I wish Kevin Dunn would have a stroke

It actually improves the Cesaro swing though... one time where the shitty dizzying camera movement is good

[KIRA]

I hope they boo the s*** out of him when he comes out

[Evil Vito]

If this isn't a surprise call-up, I can't see this announcement not going over like a wet fart.

[rez]

lol probably Bray or his sister

[Triple A]

Lars is like a white Shrek and I like Shrek

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Shrek is based on French wrestler Maurice Tillet who had the same condition (acromegaly) as Lars!

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[ClockShot]

Just bring Bray back already. You ain't fooling anyone.

[Lock Jaw]

Vince is like "I gotta hurry up, time is running up"

[ClockShot]

SWERVE!

[GD]

When I first saw the creepy vignette, I thought it was going to be Sister Abigail.

[Lock Jaw]

Vince a huge Elias fan apparently

[slik]

Big Doggo about to get a blue flea collar for his new yard

[DAMN iNATOR]

Confused and disappointed right now...

[rez]

so...Taker?

[Triple A]

What are they saying

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at Elias being Vince's mega surprise.

[Evil Vito]

Reigns is totally interrupting this.

[slik]

Elias is Vince's SDLive announcement

I bet one more is lurking in the back...

[DAMN iNATOR]

When I first saw the creepy vignette, I thought it was going to be Sister Abigail.

Same.

[GD]

:rofl:

[rez]

Temple of Elias lol

[KIRA]

The Wyatt family promos were like a thousand times creepier this just seems like it's trying too hard