Wrestlers say the dumbest things

[The MAC]

From spur of the moment flubs like " I kicked your leg out of your leg" or Sid retorting to Bret's " You know that belt is mine!" with "I dont know shit!" wrestlers have been known to spout out some of the dumbest shit, not just on wrestling tv but on all sorts of other experiences.

List your favorite dumbest things you have hear wrestlers say ....

[Jordan]

Not going to commit to this being "dumb" but it did confuse me and to this day still I raise an eyebrow...

Roddy Pipper to Goldust "... AND I'M A LESBIAN"....

[Droford]

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[Droford]

Drunk off his ass Jake Roberts

You don't want to play cards with me because I'll cheat. Okay? I cheat. You wanna play 21? I've got 22. You want to play blackjack? I've got two of those, too! You wanna play ... Aces and eights, baby? I got too many of those, too![

[Big Vic]

Drunk off his ass Jake Roberts

When Opie and Anthony had their radio show and did a bit on this I sent in the "leg out of your leg clip", and they played it. But I wish soooooooooooo much I sent in this instead.

[Lock Jaw]

For whatever reason I always remember The Ascension yelling "We were born and bred! To rip and shred!"

[Lock Jaw]

And Lashley saying "You say your name is Finlay, and you like to fight. Well, I say your name is Finlay and you're a BASTARD"

I don't know if either of these two examples are "dumb", but for whatever reason I remember them.....

[Seanny One Ball]

Orndorff talking turtle with Mean Gene is great. It starts strong with "I'm the man that women love to love and that men love... to fear..." and descends into turtle head talk. Glorious.

Also when Austin said he wanted a piece of Mike Tyson's ass. That was surely a mistake he just rolled with.

[GD]

"Basketballs don't hold grudges" - Batista

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

"I don't owe Jerry Grey money"-Jake Roberts.

[xrodmuc316]

"I love wrestling, it's all I ever wanted to do my whole life, I'm not like most of the roster...until I don't get the best booking, then I quit." ~ CM Punk and Sasha Banks

[Mr. Nerfect]

To be fair, even if I wanted to be a wrestler my whole life, I wouldn't want anything to do with WWE, nor their shitty booking. It would burn the fuck out of me too. I once had a job that, on paper, had me really fucking stoked ("dream job" might be a stretch), but then I got saddled with way more work than necessary/healthy/possible and they actually forgot to pay me a few times. It turned into a nightmare real fast.

I don't blame wrestlers who catch their reflection and see a clown staring back and think "fucking hell, this isn't right."

[Bad News Gertner]

Just watched a April 2000 Nitro where Hogan says he want to eat Kidman's ass alive

[Big Vic]

"How do you like me now!?" - Hardcore Holly in full jobber mode.

[Innovator]

Hogan was ahead of his time

[Bad News Gertner]

"How do you like me now!?" - Hardcore Holly in full jobber mode.

Jim Ross calling Hardcore Holly's finisher the Hollycaust

The short lived Hardcore Holly and Billy Gunn tag team , where they called their finisher the "Gunn-Holly Bomb", or the GHB and then going on air trying to push their catchphrase "Everybody goes down for the Gunn Holly Bomb"

[screech]

I remember Cole referring to it as the Hollycaust as well.

Which means Vince really thought it could be a thing lol

[Bad News Gertner]

Apparently it was a Russo thing

[Seanny One Ball]

Holly mentions hating it in his book. I always loved the Alabama Slam as a name, plus it was a sweet move anyway.

[Seanny One Ball]

Apparently it was a Russo thing

The Gobbledy Booker

[Seanny One Ball]

Sorry but I came up with that earlier and wanted to say it despite the opportunity never having arisen.

Feel like I shouldn't have...

[Black Widow]

If you don't give me what i want I'm never watching again but will continue to pay $9.99 a month for the network.

Nevermind that wasn't a wrestler just the internet.