Ask Stu Hart Anything.

[Stu Hart]

ehhh...

you know...eehhhhh..these big bastards...ehhh..like that rhino..Anvil...

I would have loved..to stretch...ehh..Bam Bam..in the dungeon.

ehhh...hmm ?

[Bad News Gertner]

Lol amazing.

[Seanny One Ball]

It's about time someone did this

[Jordan]

I'm a Mark Henry mark.

[GD]

Wow!

[Malfeitor]

Tremendous.

[Stu Hart]

I'm a Mark Henry mark.

Ehh...big black...ehh..basterd. I...ehh..locked him...in a front face lock...he went ..ehhh from black...ehhh to blue-eh...to purple....

Diana...that WHOOORE....ehh....asked if that’s the biggest...ehhh purple head he had...ehhhhhhhh.

My fecking kids...most of em...useless.

[Fignuts]

Stan Hansen

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Cowboy Bill Watts.

[Tom Guycott]

I almost feel compelled to just post a picture of a red rotary telephone...

[Stu Hart]

http://i63.tinypic.com/2psooyt.png

Ehhh....

just...reading what yer fecking...eh..marks are talkin' aboot...

Feck...ehhh...some of yer...dumber than my...er...son...Bruce...

[Bad News Gertner]

Hey Stu, what did you think of that loud mouth Jerry Lawler insulting you and Helen.

[Stu Hart]

welll...ehhh

surprised...Jerry...ehhh..had time to...er...think up jokes...yer know?..

....thought he would..er..be busy...stretching young WHOORES....

[Stu Hart]

http://i63.tinypic.com/2psooyt.png

ehh...I'm waiting..for ehh Vince to ...ehh pay me ...ehh for Stampede Wrestling....so while....ehhh I wait...ask me questions...

[Bad News Gertner]

Did the Bulldogs ever pull any ribs on you

[Sepholio]

Does the dungeon have a secret back room from special stretches?

[Stu Hart]

Did the Bulldogs ever pull any ribs on you

Ehh...ribs you want to know aboot...

Ehhh....Tom...used to...ehhh...make me eggs.....without the...cat shit flavouring...Limie feck...


Ehh...in 1935...Randy Orton's...ehhh...great grandfather....ehhh..the basterd...he..shit..ehhh..in my satchel


ehh...Davey...that basterd used to...eehhh...drug Diana...and feck her....in her...arrrse...

[Seanny One Ball]

Marvellous scenes

[Stu Hart]

ehh,

In my day....ehhh..this is what ...ehhh wrestlers looked like....
http://www.kcconfidential.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/bruno-2.jpg

ehhh...nowadays...

https://www.thewrap.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Enzo-Amore-WWE.jpg

...ehh...the feck is wrong with you youngens ?...

[RP]

Would Owen be alive today if he didnt forget to stretch?

[Stu Hart]

Does the dungeon have a secret back room from special stretches?

ehhh...you will need come down..and..ehhh find out...

[Stu Hart]

Would Owen be alive today if he didnt forget to stretch?

ehhh...yer talkn aboot my...second..best son..

I ought to...ehhh..stretch you...the way...I ehhh...feck it...its time for my nap..

[WinterDecay]

Which one of your son gives the cheapest Father's Day present and why is it Bruce?

[Stu Hart]

Which one of your son gives the cheapest Father's Day present and why is it Bruce?

ehhh,

Bruce...ehhh...doesnt have a pot to..ehhh... piss in..or a window..to ehhh... throw it out of...basterd. Sometimes...I think...ehhh shouldnt..have cum..in Helen that night...

The..ehhh..only..stretching Bruce does...is with a penny..

[WinterDecay]

Gangrel once said in a shoot video that he was going to do an angle where he was your bastard child that you disowned but Helen nixed that storyline before it started.....


So do you, Helen, Dean, Owen, Davey-Boy, Dynamite Kid and Smith get together in Heaven and talk about a d-bag Bruce is?

[Stu Hart]

ehhh...closest I ehhh..came to...Gangrel...was grangrene in...ehhh...1943...

ehhh..dynamite isnt...ehh..up here...

[Bad News Gertner]

Hey Stu

What did you think of the Montreal Screwjob.

[Stu Hart]

Hey Stu

What did you think of the Montreal Screwjob.

ehhh...

vince....supposed to be....ehhh..a..genius..hey?...why..didn't ..he think to take the belt off Bret...before he told him...to go to...those other fellas.....pretty fecking stupid if you ask me....

Made my son Bruce...look like a genius..

ehhh....I have stretched the lot of em....

[Seanny One Ball]

ehhh..dynamite isnt...ehh..up here...




Hahahahaha

[RP]

What's Helen's butthole smell like?

[Stu Hart]

Ehhh...Canadian bacon...ehhh

[Fignuts]

How many adult diapers do you go through in a single day?

[Stu Hart]

Ehhh....so many....fecking kids around here....not whhhhh sure which are my ...Ehhh....shitty diapers...Ehhh

Ehhh...I'll. .spend time...ehh...counting em up...will Ehhh be more interesting than...watching....wwe...hey

[Bad News Gertner]

How did you feel when they made Diana look like a whore

[Stu Hart]

Ehhhh,

They ehh made her look like...ehhh a WHOORE...

and ..ehhh...a lesbian....because...Shawn is ...ehhh ...pussy

[Seanny One Ball]

Diana Hart might actually be the devil. Beautiful but pure poison.

[Fignuts]

I heard Karl Gotch walked right into your smelly old baseme-sorry, your DUNGEON, and smacked you around like a bitch.

[Stu Hart]

I heard Karl Gotch walked right into your smelly old baseme-sorry, your DUNGEON, and smacked you around like a bitch.


Ehhh,


That’s ehhh just talk...and ehhh to Karl

IF YER WANTED TO TRY ME...ehh...WHY DINT YOU TRY ME !?!

[Fignuts]

What are you gonna do you old fart? Spit prune juice at me?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

What do you think about the state of professional wrestling today Stu?

[Stu Hart]

What are you gonna do you old fart? Spit prune juice at me?

Ehhh,

come down..ehhh..here..and I'll tie you into ...ehh..faggot...pretzel...

[Stu Hart]

What do you think about the state of professional wrestling today Stu?

ehhh...wrestling....it..sports..ehh...entertainment...and...ehhh..its...shit..

[Fignuts]

Ehhh,

come down..ehhh..here..and I'll tie you into ...ehh..faggot...pretzel...

Can you even walk down the stairs without breaking your hip?

[Stu Hart]

Ehhh...
I haven’t had hips...ehhh...since...1963

[Bad News Gertner]

What do you think of Teddy Hart?

[DAMN iNATOR]

I'm a Mark Henry mark.

LOL, 'memba when he once murdered the SD! sound guy about 8 years ago now?

OaP3QuN9asE

"YOU PLAY MUSIC?!" :lol:

[DAMN iNATOR]

Also, my all-time personal favorite big guy is Kane.

[Stu Hart]

What do you think of Teddy Hart?

ehhh,

Ted..ehhh...only exists...so that Bruce can..ehh..have a favorable comparison...

[Seanny One Ball]

Feel like Stu Hart should list wrestlers who lack discipline and then list the various disciplinary techniques he would use to break them.

[OverTaker]

Stu...thank you for putting your body on the line for us. What does WWE think abou marijuana in the industry now that it's legal in 10 states.

[OverTaker]

1.UNDERTAKER
2.KANE
3.BIG SHOW
4.KEVIN NASH

[Bad News Gertner]

Mickie James

[OverTaker]

Big Bastion Booger

[Stu Hart]

Stu...thank you for putting your body on the line for us. What does WWE think abou marijuana in the industry now that it's legal in 10 states.

ehhh...at first I was ...ehhh...opposed to smoking...ehhh..leaves..yer know?

I think...its better than..ehh alcohol...especially for the boys...doesn't make you look like..ehh...a WHOORE...

[Stu Hart]

Ehh...

first he hires...that fat jew, heyman...and that con man, Bischoff...Now he is pullin' out ...hogan, Austin...and for feck's sake..Hall..to get ratings..

What's next? WHOORES ?

[OverTaker]

This is real good..yes So you wanna go do a line with me on 2 bitches asses?

[Stu Hart]

Ehh,,

As long as..they don't mind ...eehhh "Front Facelock Blowjobs"...and ehhhh...they can dance...the Charleston...

Ehhh...pick me up some..Bluechew...ehhh

[WinterDecay]

If Lance Storm and Diana Hart were on a train traveling 70 miles per hour (mph), leaves Toronto heading toward Edmonton , 260 miles away. At the same time Train B, traveling 60 mph, leaves Calgary heading toward Ottawa ...

Why can't God give us back Owen if we give him Bruce?

[Stu Hart]

If Lance Storm and Diana Hart were on a train traveling 70 miles per hour (mph), leaves Toronto heading toward Edmonton , 260 miles away. At the same time Train B, traveling 60 mph, leaves Calgary heading toward Ottawa ...



Why can't God give us back Owen if we give him Bruce?


ehhh, because it would be a ...ehh..shitty..deal..for God.

[TheFallenOneX]

H........L........A!!!!!!!!!!!!

[WinterDecay]

When did you realize that Bruce was Satan's butt-hole baby?

[Stu Hart]

Ehh..

About the...ehh same time...I realized ehhh Diana warhhh...a WHOORE

[Seanny One Ball]

Pretty hot though

[Stu Hart]

Pretty hot though

Ehhh...i eh ...thought about...taking Diana down to the...dungeon

[Seanny One Ball]

The Hart women remind me of Micky Ward's sisters

[Stu Hart]

Ehhh

IV / X

[WinterDecay]

If Tom Zenk, Brian Pillman, and Steve Austin were crashing airplane and there were only 2 parachutes .....
Why was Bruce not thrown over Hart Mountain as a baby like in the movie 300?

[Stu Hart]

ehh..enough about bruce

[Stu Hart]

What the feck....

Wrestlemania...eh..Bruce could have booked it

[Gerard]

The pink, or the stink?

[DAMN iNATOR]

Are you practicing social distancing and other safety measures such as wearing a face mask and staying home as often as possible?

[Stu Hart]

ehh....wrestlemania...eh..stinks . I'm even tired out of the WHOOOORESSS

Ehh...I'm in the Dungeon...are you a good hand sonny ?

[Bad News Gertner]

He works stiff from what I've heard

[Stu Hart]

where are ye feckers ?

Pandemic ? I lived in eh tent in the snow...fecking sawft whippersnappers

[Noid]

Stu, you ugly bag of bones, how have you been? Still pounding Helen?

[Noid]

Stu, you old piece of shit, is Helen pregnant again?

[Stu Hart]

Stu, you ugly bag of bones, how have you been? Still pounding Helen?

heh!

I aint soft like you youngens. You talk about sex...eh..like you know anything about it... Just jerking off on the internets to these pretty girlies. Real men jerk of to Moolah and Mae Young.


Go watch yer...eh..flippy stuff by lil boys...and yer pretty WHOOOORES.

[Noid]

Stu, how many times did you H-bomb Helen?

[Stu Hart]

power bomb,
Bubba Bomb
Mountain Bomb
Death Valley Bomb
Rood Bomb

she took it all..

[Noid]

Stu, are you upset at Michael Shawn Hickenbottom because he wouldn't let you stretch him in the dungeon?

[Stu Hart]

He eh lives up to his last name.. he is a hick and a bottom

[Mr. Nerfect]

Would you rather wrestle a bear or an alligator?

[xrodmuc316]

Stu, how is Tony Khan gonna spin the narrative that they beat Smackdown like promised when they actually got 240,000 less viewers?

[Stu Hart]

Would you rather wrestle a bear or an alligator?

Eh…it depends …what am I in need of? Shoes or a fur coat?

[Stu Hart]

Stu, how is Tony Khan gonna spin the narrative that they beat Smackdown like promised when they actually got 240,000 less viewers?

Still more than TNA

[Mr. Nerfect]

Stu, what did you think of the Natalya NeidFART gimmick? And does Natalya fart irl?

[Stu Hart]

Stu, what did you think of the Natalya NeidFART gimmick? And does Natalya fart irl?

It stunk

[LibSuperstar]

What's the longest time you've stretched someone?

[DAMN iNATOR]

What's your favorite horror film of all time, Stu?

[Stu Hart]

What's the longest time you've stretched someone?

Been streching Helen : 1948–2001

[Stu Hart]

What's your favorite horror film of all time, Stu?

Night of the living dead - which is also when I appeared "live" on RAW

[Mr. Nerfect]

Who would win a fight? Monday Night Raw or Bruce?

[Stu Hart]

Ehh…Bruce could whip the whole talent roster in WWWF

[Mr. Nerfect]

Who has the best fashion sense in wrestling?

[Stu Hart]

ehh...all of em look queer...

[Stu Hart]

Jordan Peterson talks aboot me

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