WWE: Extreme Rules 2019

[Fignuts]

Waiting for the twist of Nikki turning on Alexa.

[Droford]

way to win a last man standing match

transgender surgery in the middle of it

sorry not sorry

[xrodmuc316]

i thought that was a chiropractor

Lol it works there too.

Like Jerry Seinfeld, I'm an anti-dentite :)

[Emperor Smeat]

Lashley coming back looking completely fine and squashing Rey Mysterio was the dumbest thing to do for the follow up of Strowman destroying the RAW set the week before.

[Droford]

Waiting for the twist of Nikki turning on Alexa.

the twist is nikki turns on bayley just because everyone turns on bayley

[Jordan]

Lashley coming back a week later looking completely fine and squashing Rey Mysterio was the dumbest thing to do for the follow up of Strowman destroying the RAW set the week before.

Yes. It should have been Joe in that spot.

[slik]

Don't care about this match

[Evil Vito]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I’m told Finn losing was Paul Heyman’s call - the idea is having him eventually join the Club. <a href="https://t.co/doIAuBy0Fy">https://t.co/doIAuBy0Fy</a></p>&mdash; Brad Shepard (@TheBradShepard) <a href="https://twitter.com/TheBradShepard/status/1150538473566277633?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 14, 2019</a></blockquote>
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But Bálor and Namakura are both SmackDown guys and the IC Title is meant to be part of SmackDown which is Bischoff’s show and....

...whatever. No use in making any sense of anything.

[Jordan]

But Bálor and Namakura are both SmackDown guys and the IC Title is meant to be part of SmackDown which is Bischoff’s show and....

...whatever. No use in making any sense of anything.

Exactly.

[GD]

I am still hoping for a new brand split in the near future.

[Heisenberg]

Bobby Lashley failing to use the power of his cousins to help him in his battle with Strowman

[Droford]

lol good idea to not have cameras following them

[Droford]

lol..thats not a cement wall

[slik]

I think Paul Heyman needs to repackage Boring Bobby

[Jordan]

So many people were not in their seats lol.

[slik]

Which of the following should Paul repackage Lashley as:


1. Vampire

2. Pervert Creeper

3. Papa ShangoLash

4. Magician

[GD]

THE GREAT BOBBY LASHLEY!

https://imagesvc.timeincapp.com/v3/mm/image?url=https%3A%2F%2Fcdn-s3.si.com%2Fs3fs-public%2Fstyles%2Fmarquee_large_2x%2Fpublic%2F2017%2F02%2F08%2Fwwe-week-wrestling-bobby-lashley-donald-trump-shane-helms_0.jpg%3Fitok%3Dpg4aTdXH&w=1000&q=70

[Droford]

Which of the following should Paul repackage Lashley as:


1. Vampire

2. Pervert Creeper

3. Papa ShangoLash

4. Magician

Bobby Cor Vonley

[Triple A]

Damn, feel like Strowman's head almost hit the corner of the stairs there

[Jordan]

Which of the following should Paul repackage Lashley as:


1. Vampire

2. Pervert Creeper

3. Papa ShangoLash

4. Magician

#2. Pervert Creeper, "BBC" Bobby. The sexual chocolate for the #METOO generation.

[slik]

h8 shakeycam so much

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The scary thing is this feels like it's just getting STARTED.<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ExtremeRules?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#ExtremeRules</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/LastManStanding?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#LastManStanding</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/BraunStrowman?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@BraunStrowman</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/fightbobby?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@fightbobby</a> <a href="https://t.co/dnsrzSEkVp">pic.twitter.com/dnsrzSEkVp</a></p>&mdash; WWE (@WWE) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1150568363698974721?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 15, 2019</a></blockquote>
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[Jordan]

h8 shakeycam so much



Holy shit that is nauseating.

[GD]

I really want to Lashley to win this.

[Jordan]

Jesus... buried under the announce table :nono:

[Droford]

first ever international row announce table spot?

[GD]

Poor international commentator taking a bump.

[Droford]

the poor...chinese people who wont have any more commentary

[GD]

DAE miss them?

http://www.kayfabenews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/spanish-announce-table.png

[Droford]

bobby should put braun in a large container and fill it with cement

[GD]

Damn, Lashley won't quit.

[Droford]

this needs to end up in the bathroom

[Triple A]

Was that Rob Van Dam

[Droford]

stunt grandad

[slik]

This is not a bad match but I'm having trouble getting into it for some reason, IDK why

[Emperor Smeat]

h8 shakeycam so much

Agree. It makes WWE almost unwatchable when its done because of how terrible and overdone its used.

[slik]

Renee has also yelled "Whew" tonight instead of just "Ohhh"

[Droford]

double count out lol

[Droford]

shockmaster braun

[slik]

That does not warrant an ECW chant Philly

come on

[GD]

That was a pretty solid shot of Strowman.

[Droford]

https://1heurf2kk91pad4b23w0jddl-wpengine.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/kool-aid.jpg

[GD]

All clean finishes until now.

[Jordan]

Cool match but that finish was so gimmick... you could see the 3ft thick crash pad ffs.

[KIRA]

BRUAN butsting through thin drywall like a beast.

[Emperor Smeat]

Strowman vs Lashey was very good overall.

Very entertaining and best match of tonight's "extreme" theme soo far.

[slik]

I wonder if AJ Styles vs Sanada would be good

[Jordan]

I wonder if AJ Styles vs Sanada would be good

Duh.

[Droford]

I wonder if AJ Styles vs Sanada would be good

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[Jordan]

LOL "Maybe you should start drinking alcohol" classic.

[Emperor Smeat]

Last time WWE held a reunion themed episode of RAW (RAW 25), it ended up being a huge disaster and one of the worst episodes in recent years.

[GD]

Greg Hamilton is fucking great!

[slik]

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We pretend TNASanada does not exist

We do not speak of this dark period

[Jordan]

Big E said these guys backs are rounded like bowling balls so they are hard to pin. Maybe they will try for the submission finish!

[DaveWadding]

So bored

[Droford]

We pretend TNASanada does not exist

We do not speak of this dark period

thats not tna sanada

[Emperor Smeat]

Wonder if Rowan has some sort of unknown sponsorship deal on the side with all the different band shirts he's repped since his return.

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">How come Daniel Bryan isn't bothered by the tag straps?! <br><br>Shocking lack of consistency, tbh wrasslin' fam<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWE?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WWE</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ExtremeRules?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#ExtremeRules</a></p>&mdash; Broski is feuding with Tater. Real hate #FTK �� (@Iksorb) <a href="https://twitter.com/Iksorb/status/1150573257365643264?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 15, 2019</a></blockquote>
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[slik]

Who would win in a match between Okada and OTIS

1 - Okada

2 - OTIS

3 - The Fans

[GD]

Otis is a national treasure.

[GD]

Oh yeah!

[Droford]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">How come Daniel Bryan isn't bothered by the tag straps?! <br><br>Shocking lack of consistency, tbh wrasslin' fam<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWE?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WWE</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ExtremeRules?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#ExtremeRules</a></p>&mdash; Broski is feuding with Tater. Real hate #FTK �� (@Iksorb) <a href="https://twitter.com/Iksorb/status/1150573257365643264?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 15, 2019</a></blockquote>
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maybe theyre made out of something recylcled

[Droford]

light manual labor

[slik]

lol @ OTIS

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">My video of the crazy Braun Strowman and Bobby Lashley spot! <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWE?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WWE</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ExtremeRules?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#ExtremeRules</a> <a href="https://t.co/1ol1oOCKrR">pic.twitter.com/1ol1oOCKrR</a></p>&mdash; Matt Degnan (@degnan_matt) <a href="https://twitter.com/degnan_matt/status/1150571748351455232?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 15, 2019</a></blockquote>
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[Droford]

If the ref saw that tag lol

[Droford]

so dumb

[Droford]

Kofi gonna lose

[Jordan]

NEW DAYYYYYYYYYY!

[Emperor Smeat]

Smackdown Tag title match was great.

[Droford]

Smackdown Tag title match was great.

Id argue there hasnt been a bad match yet but Im sure there will be bitching

[Emperor Smeat]

So is Kofi technically also the Smackdown tag champ now considering New Day's status as a tag team?

[Jordan]

Heyman wearing the same thing he wore at Evolve lol.

[GD]

Smackdown Tag title match was great.

Solid bout.

[Droford]

Am I Paul Heyman? Yes I am

[Droford]

So is Kofi technically also the Smackdown tag champ now considering New Day's status as a tag team?

Big E and Woods havent been WWE champs though

[GD]

They don't want

https://www.jocooks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/naan-bread-1.jpg

[Droford]

realistically the brock cashes in and brings ronda back while spoiled would still be a big deal

[GD]

Big E and Woods havent been WWE champs though

Freebird rule isn't applicable to the WWE Championship.

[slik]

"Before the Match Continues"

LOL

[slik]

This could be Match of the Night

[GD]

Wish this was a "2 out of 3 falls" mixed tag team elimination match.

[Droford]

led ring apron broke

[GD]

Ricochet already in control, negating whatever damage Gallows and Anderson did before the match :nono:

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Cesaro is UNREAL sometimes. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ExtremeRules?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#ExtremeRules</a> <a href="https://t.co/o1KaKCCZl5">pic.twitter.com/o1KaKCCZl5</a></p>&mdash; Ryan Satin (@ryansatin) <a href="https://twitter.com/ryansatin/status/1150559065866567680?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 15, 2019</a></blockquote>
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[slik]

is crowd quieter for this??

[Emperor Smeat]

Having a normal US title match kind of goes against the theme of tonight's show.

[slik]

Ricochet the "King of the Fing"

[Jordan]

Did they do Ziggler vs Steen and I missed it or something?

[Jordan]

Ricochet the "King of the Fing"

LOL please tell me you saw that on a sign in the crowd.

[RP]

Bray shows up during KO vs Doph. Per my inside source.

[slik]

Young Ricochet

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[slik]

LOL please tell me you saw that on a sign in the crowd.

Nope, that's a slik original!

[GD]

Made a margarita for the remainder of the PPV. Wish I had a Corona to mix it with.

[Jordan]

Young Ricochet

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LOL what a fucking nerd. God. We could all be wrestlers lol.

[Jordan]

Made a margarita for the remainder of the PPV. Wish I had a Corona to mix it with.

Perhaps add some club soda if you have some.

[Jordan]

Amazing shooting star, dayum.

[RP]

Young Ricochet

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You can just tell that kid was destine to film himself fingering his asshole.

[Jordan]

Dayyum what a finish. Good job on Ricochet for not tucking his chin on that one!

[GD]

That was a unique Styles Clash. Don't think I've seen Styles win a lot with the maneuver.

[Droford]

stuber was a box office bomb

Batista wont be a big hollywood star

[Jordan]

That match should have been a lot better. I dunno, I just wasn't moved by it.

[Jordan]

stuber was a box office bomb

Batista wont be a big hollywood star

Really? Looks hilarious.

[GD]

Kinda surprised that Batista decided to pursue a career in wrestling at the ripe age of 30.

[Droford]

That was a unique Styles Clash. Don't think I've seen Styles win a lot with the maneuver.

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[Triple A]

Billy Kidman

[Droford]

Really? Looks hilarious.

only made 8 million, it cost 55 million so it probably wont break even

[GD]

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I've seen that variation before, sweetie.

[Bad News Gertner]

Really? Looks hilarious.

I heard he was pretty good in it. I also heard the movie is pretty funny

[Savio]

Who was the announcer that always said "solar plexus"

[GD]

only made 8 million, it cost 55 million so it probably wont break even

It's a shame that it won't break the Endgame and Avatar records. Batista is a sux.

[Droford]

lol who did dolph piss off

[Fignuts]

lol

[slik]

KO squashing Dolph, good!

[Jordan]

only made 8 million, it cost 55 million so it probably wont break even

Damn that stinks.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at the Owens vs Ziggy match

[Droford]

lol if rp was right

[GD]

Who was the announcer that always said "solar plexus"

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">“<a href="https://twitter.com/Puma585?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@Puma585</a>: Anybody realize you haven't heard the words &quot;solar plexus&quot; since <a href="https://twitter.com/JRsBBQ?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@JRsBBQ</a> left? <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RawLiverpool?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#RawLiverpool</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RawUK?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#RawUK</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAW?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#RAW</a>”<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Conspiracy?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Conspiracy</a>...grr</p>&mdash; Jim Ross (@JRsBBQ) <a href="https://twitter.com/JRsBBQ/status/532020897432219648?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 11, 2014</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[GD]

Holy shit! I don't believe I've ever seen Ziggler lose so quickly.

[Jordan]

What happened? I was watching Styles Clash's and then it was over.

[Droford]

Who was the announcer that always said "solar plexus"

Gorilla

[GD]

Damn that stinks.

It's been less than a week since its release. You can't be serious with that comment.

[GD]

What happened? I was watching Styles Clash's and then it was over.

Owens stunned Ziggler and pinned him in quick fashion.

[Emperor Smeat]

What happened? I was watching Styles Clash's and then it was over.
Owens hit Ziggy with a Stunner seconds into the match and then pinned him for the win.

[Droford]

It's been less than a week since its release. You can't be serious with that comment.

Moivies almost fall off the amount they make in following weeks though

[Droford]

lol they blurred it

[Droford]

samoa joe fresh out of the sauna, will never not see that now

[GD]

Moivies almost fall off the amount they make in following weeks though

Technically, it has only been 2 days since the official release. Their budget was 16M and they've already made 11M.

[Emperor Smeat]

Theoretically, could Lesnar cash in on both the WWE and Universal title if he broke his MitB case in half?

Cash in one half of the case for the WWE belt and then after tonight's mixed tag match, cash in the other half of his case for the Universal belt.

[slik]

Nothing is really doing well this year outside of Disney @ the box-office. Lots of things aren't delivering as high as projected.

I think Stuber looks fun.

[slik]

if u have a moment please upvote on reddit for me!

https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/cdbewt/young_ricochet_cuts_a_promo_on_chuck_taylor/

[Jordan]

Technically, it has only been 2 days since the official release. Their budget was 16M and they've already made 11M.

Oh okay, someone said the budget was like 54 mil.

[Droford]

Technically, it has only been 2 days since the official release. Their budget was 16M and they've already made 11M.

200th worst release opening weekend since 1982 (https://www.boxofficemojo.com/alltime/weekends/worstopenings.htm?page=WRSTOPN25&p=.htm)

most of the movies on that list not even close to 20 million

the 11 million is worldwide which is actually worse

[Fignuts]

This crowd fucking sucks

[Droford]

Oh okay, someone said the budget was like 54 mil.
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/07/14/movies/stuber-spider-man-far-from-home-box-office.html

Dave Bautista, left, and Kumail Nanjiani in “Stuber,” which cost at least $55 million to make and market and arrived to $8 million in ticket sales.CreditCreditMark Hill/20th Century Fox

so lol they spent 39 million to market it and it only made 8 million, wont even make what they paid to market it

[Triple A]

Has this PPV sucked... idk if it has or not... Black vs. Cesaro match was good but feel like everything else has been bad / forgettable / boring

[Droford]

you know im disinterested in the match when im more interested in looking up box office stuff

[Fignuts]

GOD DAMN IT

[Droford]

lol Joe didnt even have much of a shot

[slik]

I haven't minded this show at all

I'd say it is overall good

-- the crowd seems tired I have noted

[Jordan]

Nice! Good match from Kofi and Joeseph

[slik]

Jobber Joe strikes again!

[Droford]

so..no cash in on kofi

[Jordan]

Yeah they put the crowd through a pretty great moment in the opening match with Taker being good and all.

[Triple A]

What is every1 eating tonight... Trying to figure out what to eat later...

[slik]

Just asked someone I know who is at the show and they said no pop for the main-event graphic and the crowd seems to be enjoying the show but is fatigued via length.

[Emperor Smeat]

Has this PPV sucked... idk if it has or not... Black vs. Cesaro match was good but feel like everything else has been bad / forgettable / boring

Its been pretty good overall. Despite being called "Extreme Rules", very little of this show actually feels like it.

It has dragged on at times though because of WWE's dumb decision for every PPV to have way too many matches and be at least 4 hours long not counting the pre-show.

[slik]

What is every1 eating tonight... Trying to figure out what to eat later...

I was just eating Pork Rinds

[GD]

200th worst release opening weekend since 1982 (https://www.boxofficemojo.com/alltime/weekends/worstopenings.htm?page=WRSTOPN25&p=.htm)

most of the movies on that list not even close to 20 million

the 11 million is worldwide which is actually worse


stuber was a box office bomb

Batista wont be a big hollywood star

I think my gripe is with this idiotic statement. Stuber hasn't had a good opening and that has a lot to do with the other major releases. That being said, it's not a bad movie either. It's enjoyable, just not great.

[Evil Vito]

Joe always jobs on PPV

[slik]

That wasn't a TV-PG camera shot lol

[Fignuts]

lol at camera going right up Lacey's anus

[GD]

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/07/14/movies/stuber-spider-man-far-from-home-box-office.html


Dave Bautista, left, and Kumail Nanjiani in “Stuber,” which cost at least $55 million to make and market and arrived to $8 million in ticket sales.

And right below that

“Stuber,” an R-rated buddy flick starring Kumail Nanjiani and Dave Bautista that cost about $25 million to make...

[RP]

Where's that camera guy when Alexa is coming out?

[Emperor Smeat]

One day Joe will win a major PPV match and everyone will be shocked in awe that it actually happened ... then WWE will throw away that moment as quickly as possible.

[Fignuts]

awwwwww matching outfits

[Triple A]

horny

[GD]

I am not ashamed to confess that I might have a crush on Lacey Evans.

[Fignuts]

lol Lacey just shoving her ass out at every oppurtunity

[GD]

horny

Amen brother.

[GD]

MOTN

[Fignuts]

god damn it, dunn

[slik]

The couples that Kendo Stick together, stay together

[Triple A]

Wonder if that "PETA" shirt the fat guy in the crowd is wearing is pro or anti PETA

[Fignuts]

Wonder if that "PETA" shirt the fat guy in the crowd is wearing is pro or anti PETA

Nobody that fat is eating carrots.

[GD]

Will Baron Corbin become a world champion in the WWE by the end of 2019?

1. Yes

2. No

3. Batista won't be a big Hollywood star

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Listen to Cole trying to explain the rules of a <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WinnersTakeAll?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WinnersTakeAll</a> Mixed Tag <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ExtremeRules?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#ExtremeRules</a> Match. <a href="https://t.co/aODDBr3KiE">pic.twitter.com/aODDBr3KiE</a></p>&mdash; Wrestling Disasters (@TheFansPodcast) <a href="https://twitter.com/TheFansPodcast/status/1150594776049377280?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 15, 2019</a></blockquote>
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[GD]

I think Lacey has something in her teeth.

[Droford]

I think my gripe is with this idiotic statement. Stuber hasn't had a good opening and that has a lot to do with the other major releases. That being said, it's not a bad movie either. It's enjoyable, just not great.

blade runner was a bomb too, i know he had a bit part in it but still

[KIRA]

WWE mixed tag rules are so fucking stupid it hurts my head

[GD]

blade runner was a bomb too

Blade Runner 2049 was a "box office" flop. It was a good movie.

[Droford]

lacey can hit rollins with the stick but they wouldnt let the reverse happen

[GD]

WWE mixed tag rules are so fucking stupid it hurts my head

I think it's pretty stupid that referees allow female competitors to beat up their male opponents. Should be an immediate disqualification.

[Droford]

about the only way baron can ever win a major title is if someone else wins it for him lol

[GD]

about the only way baron can ever win a major title is if someone else wins it for him lol

lolz

[Droford]

seth had good distance on that

[Jordan]

That was a cool table sequence.

[Droford]

shame becky cant pin corbin lol

[Droford]

t l c k match

[GD]

Holy shit! Corbin just nailed Lynch with "End of Days".

[Droford]

damn becky took an end of days

[GD]

shame becky cant pin corbin lol

Do we know that for sure? She did make Mike Kanellis tap out.

[Jordan]

Oh fuck! This is crazy

[GD]

Brock Lesnar is in the house :eek:

[GD]

Holy shit! Lesnar is the Universal Champion. What a show...wow!

[Droford]

lol

[Jordan]

Shitttttttttttttt

[Droford]

thats gonna cause the bitching tomorrow

just like MITB

[Droford]

I was thinking maybe becky would get seth dqed in the cash in

[GD]

This was definitely a solid PPV. Lesnar winning the strap didn't feel forced either. Quality show.

[Savio]

Brock should have cashed in on Becky.

[Fignuts]

Main event was good.

[Emperor Smeat]

Outside of a few moments, mixed tag match was a bit boring.

:lol: at Brock being the Universal champ again. Considering the last time, WWE went out of their way to say how much of a disaster and lazy bum he was as champ. Their grand plan after all of that was to just give him another title reign.

[Droford]

Brock should have cashed in on Becky.

then pull of a mask and reveal to be charlotte

[Droford]

Outside of a few moments, mixed tag match was a bit boring.

:lol: at Brock being the Universal champ again. Considering the last time, WWE went out of their way to say how much of a disaster and lazy bum he was as champ. Their grand plan after all of that was to just give him another title reign.
Kofi holding the belt longer than Seth is kind of shocking

[slik]

Whew, the votes so far


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[GD]

Main event was good.

I enjoyed the entire show. A lot of good matches and clean finishes. Can't ask for more.

[Volare]

Brock should have cashed in on Becky.

I was wondering if Brock did the same thing Seth did to him at Mania, make it a triple threat...and if Brock pins Rollins then Becky loses her by default = mega heat.

[Evil Vito]

Lollllllll Brock as champ again

Just re-confirms that I won’t be back to watching the main roster anytime soon. They never learn.

[Jordan]

Very good show but too long. Some of the matches didn't need to be there. IC Title match could've main evented Smackdown and been a lot more impactful. Could have done something backstage tonight to set it up. Revival and Uso's could've been a solid 20 minutes or so on Raw tomorrow night. Perhaps they could've done a 5 min match here and ended with BS to do a 2/3 falls on Raw. Can't complain about KO and Dolph.

Some great stuff. What a weekend for rasslin.

[Droford]

the worst part is, I assume they forgot about no rematches so we end up with lesnar vs rollins again at SS in 4 weeks

[xrodmuc316]

Brock Lesnar is the best!

Brock as new champ is a FAR better ending to a PPV than a Billionaire and a bunch of Millionaires gushing over how great they are for donating $150,000.

[slik]

Blade Runner 2049 was a "box office" flop. It was a good movie.

My favorite film of the year it came out practically!

I think Blade Runner 2049 will be considered "a classic" one day

[slik]

I liked Hotel Artemis w/ Batista and Jody Foster too

[Triple A]

cool...

[KIRA]

It's weird to think that even though they are in the same company will never get to see a properly pushed Bray Wyatt face and take the title from Brock

[Tom Guycott]

So Gulak is going to wrestling at an indie show on Saturday and defend the Cruiserweight title on a WWE PPV on Sunday. Strange times.

I initially read this as Gulak defending the Cruserweight title at an indy show, and it somehow made me think about Tazz vs. Mike Awesome and when AJ Styles had the TNA title "hostage" near the end of his run and was defending it at indy shows.

If WWE really wanted to make waves, they would actually pull that stunt. Gulak would be capable of not getting fucked out of it for someone trying to get a shoot win for noteriety.

[KIRA]

My favorite film of the year it came out practically!

I think Blade Runner 2049 will be considered "a classic" one day

It kind of already is considered to be better than the original

[Droford]

my spy..a sure fire box office bomb

[teamXtremist]

The reign of lesnar begins

[Tom Guycott]

I say this a lot but I like Barn Corbin.

FROM THIS DAY FORTH, I SHALL ONLY REFER TO HIM AS BARN CORBIN!!

[Evil Vito]

"Hmm I wonder if Raw will be interesting with Heyman at the book. Maybe I'll tune in."

*nostalgia show announced for next week*
*Brock wins the title for the 7,000th time*

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[GD]

My favorite film of the year it came out practically!

I think Blade Runner 2049 will be considered "a classic" one day

It's a beautiful movie.

[Droford]

casual undertaker in a green shirt hugging batista backstage at SD 1000 lol

[Tom Guycott]

Feel like Roman Reigns' theme should be remixed... automatically expect there to be boos whenever it hits

Was thinking the same thing except a new song not just a remix.

Should have done that ages ago, but it was just a byproduct of them trying to keep everything on the guy that was over about The Shield: same song, same look, everything. Remember, for awhile they even had him still coming out of the crowd even though that would have made more sense to be something Ambrose kept instead of Roman.

They still should give him something new. A fresh coat of paint rarely ever hurts, unless they do something stupid like give him a song that doesn't fit at all like some ragtime bit or the American Males theme.

[Droford]

FROM THIS DAY FORTH, I SHALL ONLY REFER TO HIM AS BARN CORBIN!!

Farmer Baron

[Droford]

Batista married a stripper lol..oh wait..shes a "professional pole dancer"

[Volare]

lol at camera going right up Lacey's anus

My new favorite shot since this...

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[Emperor Smeat]

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[GD]

Batista married a stripper lol..oh wait..shes a "professional pole dancer"

Droford, you're a terrible person.

[GD]

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[GD]

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[Jordan]

If that's Heyman's influence then... yeah good move Vince.

[Jordan]

I keep getting PM's from you guys about The Official Ratings for Extreme Rules, tonights show on The WWE Network but I need to let it seep in or every match is going to be between *** and *** 3/4's. I dunno I just need to watch some more wrestling I think.

I watched AEW this morn, Evolve after that and then Extreme Rules. I'm going for it.

[Tom Guycott]

Who was the announcer that always said "solar plexus"

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">“<a href="https://twitter.com/Puma585?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@Puma585</a>: Anybody realize you haven't heard the words &quot;solar plexus&quot; since <a href="https://twitter.com/JRsBBQ?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@JRsBBQ</a> left? <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RawLiverpool?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#RawLiverpool</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RawUK?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#RawUK</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAW?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#RAW</a>”<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Conspiracy?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Conspiracy</a>...grr</p>&mdash; Jim Ross (@JRsBBQ) <a href="https://twitter.com/JRsBBQ/status/532020897432219648?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 11, 2014</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Though it's funny simply attributing it to being synonymous with JR, it's funnier that it was also used quite a bit by Jessie Ventura, Gorilla Monsoon, and Vince himself in the booth (I remember being curious and looking up exactly what it was after a Vinne Mac call).... but legit hasn't been used since Ross. I would say it's like Stone Cold with the stunner, but since Steen has co-opted that, I don't have an appropriate metaphor.

[Splaya]

I'm okay with Brock winning. They clearly want something big to happen moving forward. Although I wish they would have had Brock cash in DURING the main event, pinned Seth and that would have awarded Lacey the Women's belt. Becky needs to chase the title right now.

Overall, a good show. Happy with the way the show turned out.

[Vastardikai]

Gorilla also liked to use "Bread Basket." Honestly, now that I think about it, there is something to the term "Bread Basket." It needs to make a comeback.

[Tom Guycott]

lol at camera going right up Lacey's anus

"I'm just describing what I saw. It was an entrance was designed to show off her asshole. Not just the ass, but the actual tunnel!"

[Tom Guycott]

Gorilla also liked to use "Bread Basket." Honestly, now that I think about it, there is something to the term "Bread Basket." It needs to make a comeback.

That would go over the heads of all the humanoids out there; all the ham 'n eggers!

[GD]

Pat took a kendostick shot to the back during "Watch Along"

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[GD]

Also, Renee reacting to the gratuitous shot of Lacey Evans' back

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[Volare]

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Thank god for loops.

[RP]

I'm positive those two have licked each others vaginas.

[Evil Vito]

They most definitely have. And Tye Dillinger has probably gotten to experience an IIconic threesome.

[Evil Vito]

They've somehow unintentionally made Rowan the strongest booked wrestler in the company. Bryan ALWAYS takes the fall for the team.

I say unintentionally because I highly doubt they're going to have Rowan go solo for some monster push. I really think it's just a result of Vince looking at the two of them and believing on principle that the little guy has to be the one eating the pin in a big guy/little guy tag team.

[Volare]

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[Jordan]

Nakamura vs Balor ** 3/4

They worked well together and did a fine job for opening the PPV and having a title change in 7 minutes. This should have been a bigger deal than it was, should've been on a main event of Smackdown!.

Gulak vs Neese ***

Solid work from both guys. Gulak seems to be making a spot for him in WWE and Neese isn't too far behind him. Neese looks amazing, why isn't he a big deal... stupid.

Graveyard Dogs vs Shane & Drew ****

Yeah I got high for this one. This had the legend of the Undertaker involved and in a big surprise, he was in the best shape and condition we've seen since the Hell in a Cell with Triple H. His work was solid aside from a minor stumble with the tombstone on Shane but you can just as well put that on Shane. I enjoyed Roman, they shouldn't have cut off Taker's music at the end for Roman's though. I am pretty sure we are going to see Drew and Taker, and I could imagine it being pretty good. Drew is physically strong enough to man handle Taker and I think that would keep the match together. I really enjoyed this.

Revival vs The Uso's ***

Kind of felt like a basic Uso's/Revival match which isn't that bad of a thing actually.

Alister Black vs Cesaro *** 3/4

Awesome match. Looking at the results it was about 10 minutes long, it felt longer than it was, in a good way. What a perfect finish.

Bailey vs Cross & Bliss **

I thought this was stupid but all three of them did good work.

Lashley vs Stroman **

Yeah you're not going to get me with crowd brawling and bullshit concession spots. The gimmick bump was fucking stupid. Yeah Braun can break through thin wood, cool. Fuck off. Lashley sucks.

Smackdown Three Way *** 1/2

This match rode the line of above average to really good and could have gone further with more time but fuck at this point we don't want more time we've seen too much already.

AJ vs Ricochet ***

Ricochet sucks with short hair.


Owens vs Ziggler **

Because it was short.

Kofi vs Joe ***

Odd match.... they are really underwhelming with Kofi but he himself is fucking gold. Good work, quick ending which is cool.

Winner Takes All Tag Match *** 1/2

Some really good stuff and some down spots that really did bring everything down a bit. I loved Lacey Evans, Becky was great... Seth and Baron were just kind of there until the end. Seth beating down Baron for hitting Becky was great. I just wish that he'd have hit him is the fucking head with the kendo stick not the arm, what the fuck... and yeah I don't give a shit about this no chair shots to the head. If I was gonna hit someone with a chair I'm going to aim for the head, not the back like some overly concerned pussy. Don't like that? Then stop using chairs and think of something else. I'm so sick of WWE always running from what they are, wrestling.

[James Steele]

Ricochet would look weird with long hair.

[Jordan]

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[James Steele]

Holy shit.

Ricochet is my favorite thing on Raw right now.

[Evil Vito]

Wonder if he'd already discovered his affinity for fingering his asshole by that point.

[James Steele]

Yes

[James Steele]

I’m hoping they say fuck it and just give us AJ vs Ricochet in a ladder match for the US title at SummerSlam.

Ricochet could be a huge babyface. Slow build him up. Let him be the one to stand up to Shane and out-Shane Shane at WM with a crazy bump to win and send Shane to fuck off TV for a year.

[Jordan]

I’m hoping they say fuck it and just give us AJ vs Ricochet in a ladder match for the US title at SummerSlam.

Ricochet could be a huge babyface. Slow build him up. Let him be the one to stand up to Shane and out-Shane Shane at WM with a crazy bump to win and send Shane to fuck off TV for a year.

That is a very solid idea :y::y:

[Tom Guycott]

Ricochet would look weird with long hair.

Maybe... but isn't that more of one of those "what you're used to" things? I mean, Scotty Steiner seemed weird as fuck when he shaved the mullet and grew the goat after all those years, and now that is *the* recognized look that you couldn't imagine otherwise.

If Ricochet still had the long hair when he "got big", people would prob'ly be asking him all the time why he shaved it off now.

On a side note, though... his eyebrows seem weird to me. Like two strips of felt glued to his forehead. Like a Muppet. The hair seems to call more attention to them. Perhaps that's why the shave.

[Tom Guycott]

I’m hoping they say fuck it and just give us AJ vs Ricochet in a ladder match for the US title at SummerSlam.

Ricochet could be a huge babyface. Slow build him up. Let him be the one to stand up to Shane and out-Shane Shane at WM with a crazy bump to win and send Shane to fuck off TV for a year.

I actually agree with this. Except the last part. Because of the recent oversaturation, a year seems too soon unless he's just going to make occasional cameos or become a mouthpiece for someone who needs it. His spot on the roster can be better served by someone who needs the rub.

[James Steele]

Somebody needs to cash in and get over on all the heat Shane has been building.

[Jordan]

Many people have emailed the office today exclaiming that TPWW's Offical Ratings for Extreme Rules were far more accurate and beloved than the famed Wrestling Observer review by Dirty Dave Meltzer.

1. Shinsuke Nakamura won the IC title from Finn Balor in 7:35. This wasn’t nearly as good as their TV match. It was good while it lasted, but had no drama or time. Balor missed the coup de grace, and Nakamura hit a Kinshasa to the back of the head and a regular Kinshasa for the pin. **3/4

2. Drew Gulak retained the cruiserweight title over Tony Nese in 7:26. Given Gulak is from Philadelphia, there was a fan base behind him, but most didn’t care about this match. Nese did a 450 with his knees landing on Gulak’s chest for a near fall. After a series of reversals, Gulak hit two power bombs and got the pin after a cyclone crash, which is a neckbreaker like move. **½

3. Undertaker & Roman Reigns beat Drew McIntyre & Shane McMahon in a no rules match in 16:55. This was surprisingly great. McMahon looked fine and Undertaker, coming off several bad matches in a row, looked the best he had in years. Elias interfered and laid out Undertaker with a guitar shot. McIntyre laid out both Undertaker and Reigns with Claymore kicks. Undertaker was put on a table and Shane came off the top rope with an elbow drop onto the announcers table. Shane is 50 years old and he had to play pretty damn far to avoid killing himself. Shane did the coast-to-coast dropkick, knocking a garbage can into Undertaker’s face. It looked like Undertaker was done but Reigns came back. But McIntyre took Reigns out with a Russian leg sweep on the floor. Undertaker sat up and choke slammed Shane and Elias. McIntyre went for another Claymore kick on Undertaker, but Reigns jumped into the ring and speared him. Undertaker gave Shane a tombstone piledriver for the pin. After the match, Reigns left the ring to leave it to Undertaker. The announcers talked of Undertaker being near the end of the line. People have been saying that since 1997. ****

4. The Revival beat The Usos to retain the Raw tag titles in 12:32. Very high quality of wrestling. They did a lot of near falls. Both these teams are great but they had a hard time getting heat early because they weren’t allowed to do all the stuff allowed in the prior match. Dawson did a superplex on Jey and Wilder followed with a splash off the top. But Jimmy splashed Wilder off the top. The Revival then used the shatter machine for the pin. ***½

5. Aleister Black pinned Cesaro in 9:44. This was the only match on the show that had G-1 level work. Everything landed strong, the timing was good and it felt like a fight rather than guys just doing moves, even though they were doing a lot of moves. The only negative is it was too short and the crowd wasn’t with it strongly. Black had a kneebar at one point that Cesaro turned into a sharpshooter, and then Cesaro moved from there into a crossface. Black broke it up with elbows to the high. The two were out there trading blows until Black hit black mass for the pin. ***3/4

6. Bayley retained the Smackdown women’s title in a handicap match over Alexa Bliss & Nikki Cross in 10:22. Bliss was noticeably lighter, probably because she’s been sick the past few weeks. They mostly worked on Bayley. Bayley at one point had the Indian deathlock on Cross and a crossface on Bliss at the same time. The finish saw Bliss go for twisted Bliss, but Bayley got her knees up. Cross tagged in and came off the top rope into a knee by Bayley. Bayley then pinned Cross with the Randy Savage elbow. **1/4

7. Braun Strowman beat Bobby Lashley in a last man standing match in 17:29. This was a wild match, brawling in the stands and backstage. They were in the mezzanine and Strowman suplexed Lashley into what appeared to be the concession stand, but the stand actually didn’t have any concessions. Lashley turned the German announce table onto Strowman but he got out before the ten count. It ended with them in the 100 section and Strowman knocked off the gimmicked barricade and powerslammed Lashley off the ledge. They both crashed through a gimmicked floor with the idea they were both badly hurt, even though both were in the Battle Royal the next night. Strowman was also selling nothing of his supposed injury before. Strowman ended up getting out of the rubbish from under the floor to win. The live crowd loved this and were chanting “ECW” when it was over. ***3/4

8. Big E & Xavier Woods won the Smackdown tag team titles in a three-way over champions Daniel Bryan & Rowan and Heavy Machinery in 13:57. This was a great match. Bryan was kicking E hard and slapping him. Bryan did a backflip off the top rope, but E caught him in midair, carried him to his corner and they did the Midnight hour on Bryan and Woods pinned him. Earlier in the match, Machinery did the compactor on Woods but E saved him. There was a series of dives ending when Tucker did a crossbody off the top rope to the floor on E and Rowan. Otis teased a dive but didn’t do it. ****

Paul Heyman said was Philadelphia and he was the entire concept of Extreme. He said that your spoiler is that Brock Lesnar is going to cash in his briefcase and win either the WWE or Universal title tonight. Then he said, “Am I telling you the truth or am I Paul Heyman.”

9. A.J. Styles pinned Ricochet to win the U.S. title in 16:30. Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson attacked Ricochet before the match. This was very well worked but never got to the point of being great. Ricochet kept having to deal with Anderson & Gallows. At one point he did dives on all of them. Ricochet had Styles beat with a shooting star press but Anderson told the ref that Styles had his foot under the bottom rope. Ricochet went back to the top rope while Anderson distracted the ref and Gallows swept Styles’ leg so he was crotched on the top rope. Styles climbed up in superplex position, but instead gave him a Styles clash while facing toward the corner and got the pin. ***3/4

10. Kevin Owens pinned Dolph Ziggler in :15. Owens hit the stunner right away for the pin. This was mostly done so Owens could cut another promo on Shane McMahon. He had said that he expected to get suspended or fired but since Undertaker took out Shane, he lived another day. He said Shane can kiss his ass and go right to hell.

11. Kofi Kingston pinned Samoa Joe in 9:45 to retain the WWE title. Joe put Kingston hand in between the ring steps and smashed the steps on them. He asked him “Whose No.1 now?” The crowd was quiet as this was a long show and they were tired. Plus, the match didn’t build at all. Joe got the choke and Kingston tried to climb the ropes and kick off but Joe just let him go. Fans were chanting “We Want Lesnar. No We Don’t.” Kingston hit trouble in paradise out of nowhere, and pretty stiff as Joe got a swollen black eye from it. **½

12. Seth Rollins & Becky Lynch retained the Universal and Raw women’s titles over Baron Corbin & Lacey Evans in 19:54 in an Extreme rules match. Lynch pounded on Evans with a kendo stick early. Tons of kendo stick shots. Rollins did two topes on Corbin and Lynch did a forearm off the apron. Rollins went for another tope but Corbin hit him with a chair. Corbin beat him down. Lynch tagged in and gave Evans an exploder on a chair. Lynch did a leg drop off the middle rope onto the chair on Evans for a near fall. Lynch did a missile dropkick into a chair into Corbin. Evans got a near fall on Lynch with a moonsault. Evans and Corbin used the kendo sticks some more on Rollins. Really, the match was dragging pretty bad much of the way and it wasn’t too heated, but the finish was great. Lynch used an ass drop off the middle rope putting Evans though a table. Rollins used a plancha putting Corbin through another table. Corbin came back with a power bomb and deep six on Rollins or and Lynch saved. Corbin then gave Lynch the end of days. Lynch was laid out but Rollins went nuts, destroying Corbin with kendo sticks shots and chair shots until pinning after three curb stomps. ***1/4

13. Brock Lesnar pinned Seth Rollins to win the Universal title in :16. Lesnar came out right after the previous match finished. Rollins went after him, but Lesnar got behind him and gave him two German suplexes. Heyman then cashed in the briefcase. As soon as the bell rang, Lesnar picked Rollins up and gave him an F-5 for the pin to take the title.

Nakamura vs Balor ** 3/4

They worked well together and did a fine job for opening the PPV and having a title change in 7 minutes. This should have been a bigger deal than it was, should've been on a main event of Smackdown!.

Gulak vs Neese ***

Solid work from both guys. Gulak seems to be making a spot for him in WWE and Neese isn't too far behind him. Neese looks amazing, why isn't he a big deal... stupid.

Graveyard Dogs vs Shane & Drew ****

Yeah I got high for this one. This had the legend of the Undertaker involved and in a big surprise, he was in the best shape and condition we've seen since the Hell in a Cell with Triple H. His work was solid aside from a minor stumble with the tombstone on Shane but you can just as well put that on Shane. I enjoyed Roman, they shouldn't have cut off Taker's music at the end for Roman's though. I am pretty sure we are going to see Drew and Taker, and I could imagine it being pretty good. Drew is physically strong enough to man handle Taker and I think that would keep the match together. I really enjoyed this.

Revival vs The Uso's ***

Kind of felt like a basic Uso's/Revival match which isn't that bad of a thing actually.

Alister Black vs Cesaro *** 3/4

Awesome match. Looking at the results it was about 10 minutes long, it felt longer than it was, in a good way. What a perfect finish.

Bailey vs Cross & Bliss **

I thought this was stupid but all three of them did good work.

Lashley vs Stroman **

Yeah you're not going to get me with crowd brawling and bullshit concession spots. The gimmick bump was fucking stupid. Yeah Braun can break through thin wood, cool. Fuck off. Lashley sucks.

Smackdown Three Way *** 1/2

This match rode the line of above average to really good and could have gone further with more time but fuck at this point we don't want more time we've seen too much already.

AJ vs Ricochet ***

Ricochet sucks with short hair.


Owens vs Ziggler **

Because it was short.

Kofi vs Joe ***

Odd match.... they are really underwhelming with Kofi but he himself is fucking gold. Good work, quick ending which is cool.

Winner Takes All Tag Match *** 1/2

Some really good stuff and some down spots that really did bring everything down a bit. I loved Lacey Evans, Becky was great... Seth and Baron were just kind of there until the end. Seth beating down Baron for hitting Becky was great. I just wish that he'd have hit him is the fucking head with the kendo stick not the arm, what the fuck... and yeah I don't give a shit about this no chair shots to the head. If I was gonna hit someone with a chair I'm going to aim for the head, not the back like some overly concerned pussy. Don't like that? Then stop using chairs and think of something else. I'm so sick of WWE always running from what they are, wrestling.

Thus proving that Dirty Dave in his older age tends to add a few flakes for gimmicks spots, flip flops and dooty wigs.