Raw Thread 6/15/19 - Alexa Bliss attempts to avoid NXT Tag Champs Cryme Tyme

[RP]

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[slik]

WWE needs good HEELS you love to hate

....like Mary Louise on Big Little Lies. That is a TOP HEEL.

[slik]

Paul Heyman era baybay

[slik]

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[Evil Vito]

If Bray Wyatt doesn’t show up tonight, a full month after the Funhouse ended, I’ll assume they’ve scrapped the gimmick.

[RP]

I'd like to see Braun vs Brock at Summerslam.

[RP]

Awww man I dont want to see authority figure storyline again.

[RP]

Hrmm ok. I bet No Way Jose is in top 10.

[Droford]

Lol if Rollins wins

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at the production botch.

[RP]

No KO?? What the fuck?

[A.J.K]

Lesnar vs Lashley hopefully

[slik]

I want Brock Lesnar vs Big E at SummerSlam

[Droford]

Rollins Reigns or Stroman

Anyone else I'd be shocked

[KIRA]

Heyman give Brock vs Cesaro please

[slik]

Damn @ Paul Heyman calling Seth Rollins a castrated horse

[KIRA]

So did you just call Seth Rollins a horse with his nuts cut off

[RP]

So is the brand split done? There doing Joe vs Finn? Two Smackdown guys.

[Droford]

They've pretty much blown up the wild card rule

[slik]

WWE teasing a future Ricochet vs Brock Lesnar feud

[Droford]

I just realized..no Drew McIntyre

Or Shane McMahon lol

[Dewidi]

Is it me or is anyone else tired of seeing the WWE stick the universal title on Lesnar?

[RP]

:lol: at the production botch.

What happened?

[Emperor Smeat]

Those choices for Becky's SummerSlam opponent are not that great. Putting her on RAW was such a mistake compared to the better matchups she could have had on Smackdown.

[Jordan]

Hashtag BROCK'S BITCHES

[RP]

Maybe Heyman is saving Bobby Roode?????

[Jordan]

I want Brock Lesnar vs Big E at SummerSlam

Yes

[Droford]

Lol pretty ricky

[Emperor Smeat]

What happened?

They went too early with the graphics so Heyman made a joke about firing someone in the truck.

[Jordan]

Yeass this should be good I love six man tags with great workers.

[Jordan]

These are really good trios here

[Droford]

2 out of 3 and the first fall took 20 seconds

[RP]

I wonder if Chikara checked his oil before this match.

[Emperor Smeat]

WWE's way of booking these multi-fall matches has been terrible ever since the "no commercial" rule started.

[Jordan]

Pretty Ricky looking like early Marcus Alexander Bagwell with the smooth groove.

[RP]

what the hell is Ricochet doing in the corner? Something going on near the steps.

[Jordan]

"okay Vince we will stay with you but we need more money"

"OF COURSE YOU'LL MAKE MORE MONEY"

"And also we want to be top guys"

"Top Guys? Hm......"

[slik]

Please end the 2/3 falls era...it's like 90% of all matches on RAW now.

o-v-e-r-k-i-l-l

[slik]

Everyone misheard Paul Heyman, he said Brock's britches

[Droford]

Robert Roode and the Revival sounds like a 50s band name

[Jordan]

Good final fall

[RP]

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[xrodmuc316]

I think it would be nice if they finally pull the trigger on Braun. Roman makes sense though as well.

I would love if it was something new though. Big E, Lashley, Cesaro, even Zayn would be sweet.

Not Corbin though lol

[Jordan]

Yes this is a great

[Emperor Smeat]

That sell by Ricochet to the Phenomenal Forearm was amazing.

[slik]

Hope Great Khali comes out and eliminates everyone else in the battle royal goes on to face Brock at SummerSlam

[Triple A]

I think it would be nice if they finally pull the trigger on Braun. Roman makes sense though as well.

I would love if it was something new though. Big E, Lashley, Cesaro, even Zayn would be sweet.

Not Corbin though lol

Feel like it will probably be a filler opponent to keep Lesnar away from Rollins/Reigns for a while

[Jordan]

If Heyman is booking I think Lashley wins but you never know, Cesaro could get the nod.

[RP]

Ya but it's Summerslam. I cant see a filler opponent being the guy to face Lesnar at SS. I bet Orton wins. I was thinking Orton might be Kofi's SS opponent.

[A.J.K]

Old fashioned squash match

[Jordan]

Damn that was bad ass

[Droford]

If Heyman is booking I think Lashley wins but you never know, Cesaro could get the nod.

Lashley losing last night makes no sense if that's the plan

[RP]

Maybe it gets down to the final 2 and the lights go out and then come back on and Bray is in the ring. And then the lights go out again and everyone disappears. Then the titan tron comes on and it's Firefly Funhouse with the final 2 guys tied up in the house.

[KIRA]

Is this team going anywhere

[Triple A]

Why o why do they keep doing the shit where they cut away to the crowd watching on the screen during backstage segments...

[RP]

Maybe it gets down to the final 2 and the lights go out and then come back on and Bray is in the ring. And then the lights go out again and everyone disappears. Then the titan tron comes on and it's Firefly Funhouse with the final 2 guys tied up in the house.

And then Renee goes " OHHHHHHH! "

[Emperor Smeat]

Whatever they have planned for this Cedric follow up storyline won't wash away how extremely dumb last week's ending of RAW was.


Why o why do they keep doing the shit where they cut away to the crowd watching on the screen during backstage segments...
Because Kevin Dunn sucks.

[Frank Drebin]

What time is AEW on?

[RP]

What time is AEW on?

I think it comes on after The Radkes.

[ClockShot]

Whipped through some A Block matches and decided to finish in the morning.

How's this show doing? Miss anything interesting?

[Emperor Smeat]

:eek: Cedric won

[Triple A]

promo while zoomed in on Samoa Joe's face is cool...

[ClockShot]

Top 10 superstar battle royale.

I wasn't aware there was a ranking system in place to begin with.

[Emperor Smeat]

Whipped through some A Block matches and decided to finish in the morning.

How's this show doing? Miss anything interesting?

Its been decent overall.

Outside of the 10-man battle royale announcement, just Cedric's surprise win and the post-match brawl between Usos & Ricochet and The Club, Revival, & Roode.

[ClockShot]

That shiner Joe got on his eye makes him more menacing/scary.

[ClockShot]

Someone forget to pay the electric bill?

[Droford]

Demon vs Fiend at SS

[RP]

niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Supreme Olajuwon]

“Wyatt is on Raw!”

Michael Cole ruins everything. He really needs to get the worst cancer.

[ClockShot]

Really thought the power was going out.

[Emperor Smeat]

Nice of the Fiend to finally show up.

That match between Finn and Joe was completely pointless. Joe won but still looked like a goof in the end. Same for Finn losing when it had no effect on what happened afterwards.

[Triple A]

That was cool I think but feel like this has a very good chance of becoming bad once he starts wrestling regularly (and losing)

[RP]

Literally no nice hotel would take cash. Credit cards are mandatory.

[Droford]

Mr and Mrs 24/7 champion is better than Mr and Mrs Maverick?

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at Maverick's suit and Truth.

[Droford]

Natalya gonna win SS is in Canada

[RP]

I'm tired of Cryme Tyme

[Triple A]

Liking the pretty fast pace of Raw tonight...

[RP]

I like Mike's new cuck gimmick.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at Mike Kanellis getting squashed by Ryder.

[A.J.K]

This is the most matches raw has had in years

[DAMN iNATOR]

I'm tired of Cryme Tyme

You should kick Dawkins' ass for trying to move in on Alexa. SHAME!

[DAMN iNATOR]

:lol: at Mike Kanellis getting squashed by Ryder.

Announcer would've been more accurate and really burned Mike if he'd announced Ryder as winner in less than 15 seconds as opposed to a minute.

[RP]

These white officials didnt come pull AJ off Ricochet but the moment Ricochet comes out and attacks AJ, the officials come and pull him away. THAT'S FUCKING RACISM!

[Emperor Smeat]

How is that not a DQ win for Styles & The Club since Ricochet interfered?

That might be the dumbest match restart since the "no commercial" rule started.

[RP]

They should put No Way Jose with Lucha House Party and put the big chick from Riot Squad with The Viking Raiders.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Like seriously, give me one good reason why the world wouldn’t be a better place if Michael Cole had terminal cancer.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Thinking like an aggressive bowel cancer. Fast, painful, no cure. Everybody wins.

[RP]

STFU COLE ALEXA BLISS'S MUSIC JUST HIT!

[Droford]

Odds this stays elimination?

[RP]

GET OUT OF ALEXA'S RING CARMELLA YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING OOPMA LUMPA

[RP]

GET OUT OF HERE BECKY YOU TRANNY BITCH! THIS IS ALEXA'S SPOTLIGHT!

[Triple A]

Thinking about Natalya pronounces Naomi as "Nye-yomi"

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Thinking about Natalya pronounces Naomi as "Nye-yomi"

If you think this same thing, but instead it’s Peyton Royce saying it, it’s absolutely adorable.

[RP]

I would let my kids spend the weekend on Jeffrey Epsteins island for an hour with Alexa Bliss.

[RP]

YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS MY QUEEN!

[RP]

Great vag shot of Alexa there.

[RP]

Naomi's butt is way too big. It's basically a 5th competitor.

[A.J.K]

Naomi's butt is way too big. It's basically a 5th competitor.


She should be using the stinkface

[Emperor Smeat]

This 4-way women's match has been somewhat boring soo far.

[RP]

Alexa needs a timeout. CAN ALEXA GET A FUCKING TIMEOUT PLEASE???

[Triple A]

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[RP]

I bet Alexa rides the cock like a bull rider if there's a Disney movie playing in the background .

[Emperor Smeat]

Natty's spinning powerbomb was pretty cool. This match still is pretty bad though.

[RP]

Crowd is not thrilled.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at the "This is Awful" chants

[KIRA]

Uhoh

[Triple A]

damn @ 2 commercial breaks

[Droford]

Imagine if they restart the battle royal after every elimination with a commercial

[KIRA]

I didn't think it was awful is just really really really slow

[Emperor Smeat]

Looks like Becky is going to be stuck in another meh title feud based on the final two for this contender's match.

[Triple A]

Looks like Becky is going to be stuck in another meh title feud based on the final two for this contender's match.

who is a better choice than Alexa though... can't think of anyone

I like Alexa Bliss and Nikki Cross

[RP]

WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO SEE NATALYA'S STANK ASS??? WHAT THE FUCK?

[Droford]

Natalya gonna win SS is in Canada

Called it

[RP]

It's not Lexi your dumb twat. It's Alexa. What the fuck.

[A.J.K]

Yay Nattie won

[Droford]

Well that was something

[Emperor Smeat]

who is a better choice than Alexa though... can't think of anyone

I like Alexa Bliss and Nikki Cross
Out of the 4 people involved, rather have Naomi since at least it would be a fresh title matchup.

Natty's big feuds in recent years have been pretty meh while almost all of Alexa's title matches and feuds have been meh to terrible.

[Triple A]

worried about 2 out of 3 falls The Miz vs. Dolph Ziggler match...

[RP]

Out of the 4 people involved, rather have Naomi since at least it would be a fresh title matchup.

Natty's big feuds in recent years have been pretty meh while almost all of Alexa's title matches and feuds have been meh to terrible.

You shut your fucking skank mouth!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I mean picture this: we cut to a bleak, desolate hospital room. Michael Cole lays on a damp, dirty hospital bed. He hasn’t had a visitor in months. He looks up at the sky and let’s out a final “OH MY!” as the cancer poisons his blood and brings about an excruciating, pathetic death.

Tell me why that’s a bad thing.

[RP]

Jeez they are really burying Goldberg lol.

[RP]

I mean picture this: we cut to a bleak, desolate hospital room. Michael Cole lays on a damp, dirty hospital bed. He hasn’t had a visitor in months. He looks up at the sky and let’s out a final “OH MY!” as the cancer poisons his blood and brings about an excruciating, pathetic death.

Tell me why that’s a bad thing.

But before he dies, he requests Alexa shove her ass in his face. Alexa shows up and asks if he is ready. Tells him to close his eyes. And then leaves the room and Nia Jaxx comes in naked and sits on his face. Then he dies.

[Triple A]

Drake Maverick stuff rules...

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol:

[Triple A]

Raw has been actually really good I think, other than the long ass 4 way match

[Jordan]

There has been some good stuff on Raw tonight I'm engaged with it more than usual. Loved Bray's redebut.

[Triple A]

Wonder what they will do to take a commercial during the battle royal

[A.J.K]

Raw has been actually really good I think, other than the long ass 4 way match


Thanks to Paul Heyman

[Triple A]

Let`s go Big E

[Triple A]

Actually kinda hope he doesn't win, cause feels like whoever wins will almost def lose to Lesnar... Would be cool to see Big E get a title shot later after Lesnar has had the title for a while...

[Emperor Smeat]

Wonder if Lashley regrets ever coming back to WWE since he's never getting his dream match against Lesnar. Not sure if they actually promised it as well to entice him to sign.

[KIRA]

They had a chance to give a new Challenger but nope same old same old

[Emperor Smeat]

Randy taking the mid-match nap spot means he has to be the big favorite although Alexa kept doing the same during the women's elimination match and she didn't win.

[Triple A]

This is great

[Droford]

Lol if Rollins wins

Lol

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at the crowd cheering for Randy over Seth.

Rollins as Universal champ was a big bust.

[Triple A]

damn.........

[Jordan]

I understand going with Seth. It's not as bad as some of you are acting like. It's not that thrilling though. Idk who would've been best. Where will Roman go from here?

[Emperor Smeat]

Decent RAW overall.

Had a couple of really interesting stuff but also a bunch of dumb stuff dragging things down. Not really interested in either of the top title feuds for RAW though.

[KIRA]

I wonder if they were just testing out Big E to see what kind of response he would get

[xrodmuc316]

This Raw has been the best new Raw yet.

4 way women match shouldn't have been elimination since it was FAR too long and boring.

The 2 out of 3 falls matches continue to ruin the matches for me, but The Club attack at the end saved it from feeling pointless.

Would have liked to see somebody new for Brock, but I don't mind Rollins since we have never had a real full length match one on one with them.

Raw still has a way to go, but they improved over last week, and coming out of a good PPV, they might be able to keep building towards a compelling product.

[Tom Guycott]

promo while zoomed in on Samoa Joe's face is cool...

But it was soon negated by "creating action" with zooming in and out on his face while he was just standing in the ring waiting for Finn. There was no reason to try to "create action", and now we're getting to the point of just doing quick cuts and rapid zooms for absolutely no fucking reason other than muscle memory.

[slik]

fell asleep but caught up via yt

sounds raw moved was well-paced

[slik]

enjoyed Drake Maverick/R-Truth bit

Hope they don't screw up Bray

[slik]

Seth vs Brock

&

Nattie vs Becky


are both 'eh'

[slik]

Cedric push could be interesting

[Tom Guycott]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Im ready for love. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWE?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WWE</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/WWE?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@WWE</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAW?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#RAW</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Maverick247?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Maverick247</a> <a href="https://t.co/wyy5kkxNKs">pic.twitter.com/wyy5kkxNKs</a></p>&mdash; Maverick 24:7 (@WWEMaverick) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWEMaverick/status/1150936676648259585?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 16, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

I read that in Dim's voice.

[Evil Vito]

In October of 2017, nearly two years ago, Brock Lesnar was the Universal Champion, AJ Styles was the United States Champion, The New Day were the Smackdown Tag Team Champions, and Shane McMahon was feuding with Kevin Owens.

[Big Vic]

Seth might be the first former Universal champ to get an immediate rematch.

[Droford]

It's not Lexi your dumb twat. It's Alexa. What the fuck.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Just Disrespectful.</p>&mdash; Lexi Kaufman (@AlexaBliss_WWE) <a href="https://twitter.com/AlexaBliss_WWE/status/1150955354219528203?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 16, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[RP]

Alexa only tapped because the combination of Natalya's farts and her blood and puss soaked, 10 day old tampon, proved to be an unbearable smell for Alexa.

[FDM]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Just Disrespectful.</p>&mdash; Lexi Kaufman (@AlexaBliss_WWE) <a href="https://twitter.com/AlexaBliss_WWE/status/1150955354219528203?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 16, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>She's disrespectful everytime she attempts wrestling ignorant bimbo.

[Evil Vito]

Watched Bray's return.

Lights out, Sister Abigail, maniacal laugh.

Not sure what I was expecting but after months of brilliant vignettes I guess I was hoping for something a bit more than "same thing he does every time he returns, but with a new mask"

[Loose Cannon]

yeah i thought it was pretty underwhelming. we've seen Finn/Bray already.

and yeah the Street Profits are basically Cryme Tyme without stealing anything. I hadn't seen them yet and that's the first thing i thought about them. i tried to give the show a try but it's just the same thing it's been the last 5 years.

[Loose Cannon]

btw, why put the Club back together if they are pretty much going to wander around the mid card again. ugh

[Big Vic]

I tuned in for the beginning then tuned out until the main event.... Brand split being ended really killed a lot of interest for me.

[Evil Vito]

Yeah I thought the "creative reset" would lead to the split being enforced again but nope

how the fuck are Heyman and Bischoff meant to run their shows if they have to share a roster that would presumably have content flowing across both shows?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Watched Bray's return.

Lights out, Sister Abigail, maniacal laugh.

Not sure what I was expecting but after months of brilliant vignettes I guess I was hoping for something a bit more than "same thing he does every time he returns, but with a new mask"

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[XL]

So is the brand split done? There doing Joe vs Finn? Two Smackdown guys.
Joe is a Raw guy. At least I think he is. He was just competing for the SmackDown Championship because, well, you get a shot just by attacking the champ.

Jeez they are really burying Goldberg lol.
This Ziggler thing is gonna end with a match vs. Goldberg. Spear. 1-2-3.

I understand going with Seth. It's not as bad as some of you are acting like. It's not that thrilling though. Idk who would've been best. Where will Roman go from here?
SmackDown. Hopefully.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Horrifying smile on Maverick's face in the tweet Triple A posted. Truly nightmare fuel. Can't believe she'd see that and still want to consummate their marriage.

[Droford]

Horrifying smile on Maverick's face in the tweet Triple A posted. Truly nightmare fuel. Can't believe she'd see that and still want to consummate their marriage.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I really want to know what <a href="https://twitter.com/bullyray5150?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@bullyray5150</a> was thinking in this exact moment seeing <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RockstarSpud?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#RockstarSpud</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/WWEMaverick?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@WWEMaverick</a><br>Do his thing...👀<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/JokersWild?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#JokersWild</a> 2014 <a href="https://twitter.com/IMPACTPlusApp?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@IMPACTPlusApp</a> <br><br>😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 <a href="https://t.co/X5Qkug64Nx">pic.twitter.com/X5Qkug64Nx</a></p>&mdash; ♠️🃏 c~V~e 《cody》🃏♠️ (@MiseryEater101) <a href="https://twitter.com/MiseryEater101/status/1150157625465565184?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 13, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[Frank Drebin]

porno while zoomed in on Samoa Joe's face is cool...

Wtf?

[DAMN iNATOR]

Wtf?

Maybe he's referring to the "bad porno music" theme he has that I used to joke/complain about in every RAW thread?

[DAMN iNATOR]

Also, I don't know how I wasn't seeing it in my mind's eye earlier, but that smile of Drake's kinda reminds me of the time that Edge and Christian were backstage and Christian mocked DDP's grin, and then a couple of kids came in and one of them told Christian he was ugly because he was still making the face LOL.

[Dewidi]

What happened?

Tablet glitch, my bad.

[Sepholio]

Drake smiles like Mr. Bean.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Drake smiles like Mr. Bean.

LOL HOLY CRAP That is far more accurate than my statement.

[Droford]

I like when I have to reference an old thread for something else lol