RAW - 7.29.19 - SaMoAn SuMmIt

[slik]

RAW

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The &quot;Samoan Summit&quot; will discuss how both <a href="https://twitter.com/SamoaJoe?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@SamoaJoe</a> &amp; <a href="https://twitter.com/WWERomanReigns?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@WWERomanReigns</a> wear shoes and neither of them have been forced to sell having a &quot;hard&quot; head <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/1155903729264189442?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 29, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[Jordan]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The &quot;Samoan Summit&quot; will discuss how both <a href="https://twitter.com/SamoaJoe?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@SamoaJoe</a> &amp; <a href="https://twitter.com/WWERomanReigns?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@WWERomanReigns</a> wear shoes and neither of them have been forced to sell having a &quot;hard&quot; head <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/1155903729264189442?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 29, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>


:lol:

The guy that runs this account is a producer for MLW. I met him at my first show there. Really funny and unassuming guy.

[Jordan]

I have a vision of the opening shot ripping across the screen with a jam packed house in ARKANSAS with all of the rabid members of the universe chanting "SAMOAN SUMMIT" CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP "SAMOAN SUMMIT" CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP...

[Jordan]

Oh my god I'm alone in here too :(

[Anybody Thrilla]

What the fuck is this?

[Jordan]

Ahahahaha thank God someone thought Gerald Briscoe's victory was as funny as I did and replayed it in the opening package. "YeAh yEaH" :rofl:

[Evil Vito]

Renee Maverick in ring gear is pure sex

[Jordan]

Drake's wife is a rassler!

[slik]

24 person 24/7 match opening RAW

[Emperor Smeat]

Don't think WWE actually knows what a mosh pit is.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I hate this song.

[Jordan]

Truth is the Truth. I love his song.

[Evil Vito]

All these years later, he finally added new lyrics to “What’s Up?”

[Jordan]

Heath Slater loves that song too. Everyone else was trying not to grove but its hard!

[Jordan]

I feel like if I was at the merch stand and they had a medium in the Maverick 24/7 available I'd probably pick it up.

[slik]

fun start to RAW imo

[Jordan]

Nice, I like the gordbuster being used.

[Jordan]

Oh my god! Mike! Mike did it!

[Emperor Smeat]

That barely had any reason at all to be a mixed tag match.

:lol: at Truth's reaction after the match ended.

[Jordan]

Imagine you've flown all over the country to get to Raw for the past 3 months only to be directed to run around the arena chasing after Mike.

[Evil Vito]

Kanellis is actually a perfectly sensible champion given his feud with Drake Maverick

[Droford]

having a 24/7 title match goes against the spirit of the title

[Jordan]

LOL WTF WWE WTF

A MORE SOPHISTICATED PRODUCT LOLLLLLLL

[Emperor Smeat]

Poor Mike, once again got his manhood eviscerated on live tv.

[Jordan]

I feel like that line came DIRECTLY from Paul Heyman. I can just see his flabby jowls mouthing the word VAGE INE AAAAA

[Anybody Thrilla]

I'm all for vagina.

[Jordan]

I really wish Rey would have signed with AEW. He gets swallowed up here.

[Anybody Thrilla]

What's a Samoan Summit?

[Jordan]

I know it won't go but Cesaro and AJ would be the best.

[RP]

Don't think WWE actually knows what a mosh pit is.

Ya that wasnt a mosh pit. That was a classic man pile.

[Evil Vito]

The gauntlet should be good but it feels fairly silly since it’s obviously going to be won by Ricochet because he’s feuding with AJ.

[Jordan]

The gauntlet should be good but it feels fairly silly since it’s obviously going to be won by Ricochet because he’s feuding with AJ.

I know. WWE is so basic with the booking these days. Well, the majority of the last 20 years.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Yeah, Cesaro winning would be tight. Loved his previous US title run. Great matches every night.

[Jordan]

Rey's gear is pretty awesome.

[slik]

I predict a RicoWin

[Jordan]

When I think of "peak physical condition" I certainly don't think of Rey Rey.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Why don't wrestlers ever sit down when watching matches backstage?

[Jordan]

Rey is so good.

[Jordan]

If you read my post in the AEW thread about shitty Lucha Libre. I just want to say how fucking amazing Rey is at making Lucha work in WWE, and look somewhat believable.

[Emperor Smeat]

:eek: WWE didn't abruptly end the Rey-Cesaro match for the commercial break.

[Droford]

we've done away with the no midmatch commercial rule

[Jordan]

Hoping that that sticks.

[Jordan]

I'm going to hit 20,000 posts tonight gents. I would like to apologize for all of them.

[Jordan]

These two are really good together. (Rey and Cesaro)

[Emperor Smeat]

Rey vs Cesaro was really good overall.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Rey has some really great SummerSlam performances under his belt.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at Sami losing via a botched pin.

[Jordan]

I am thinking it goes to Rey and Richochet at the end with the OC killing them both to result in a triple threat AJ/Rey/Richochet at Summerslam. 3 generations of the worlds best flyers.

[RP]

KALAY WAKUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I'm going to hit 20,000 posts tonight gents. I would like to apologize for all of them.

Specifically that one where you bragged about slugging a bitch

[Anybody Thrilla]

Roman spears people in Hobbs and Shaw? Does he Superman punch them too?

[Jordan]

Specifically that one where you bragged about slugging a bitch

That was not me you are confused.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I'd really appreciate it if Zelina Vega sat on my face.

[Jordan]

Wow that was a sick ass DDT. There goes my theory.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

That was not me you are confused.

Nah. Here’s the original which you deleted: https://www.tpwwforums.com/showthread.php?t=106954

And then a follow up thread making fun of your post about slugging a bitch: https://www.tpwwforums.com/showthread.php?t=106955

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I don’t even know why I’m brining this up. Punch whoever you want.


More entertaining than whatever is on Raw THATS FOR SURE

[Jordan]

Nah. Here’s the original which you deleted: https://www.tpwwforums.com/showthread.php?t=106954

And then a follow up thread making fun of your post about slugging a bitch: https://www.tpwwforums.com/showthread.php?t=106955

:roll:

I was hacked by one of the quack mods that used to roll here. That's why I deleted it.

[RP]

Ricochet looks extra light on his feet. Like he just got done finger scooping some turd out of his butt.

[Emperor Smeat]

Either Cole had a brain fart or Rey was supposed to kick out of that pin leading to Andrade ripping the mask and pinning a helpless Rey for the real finish.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

:roll:

I was hacked by one of the quack mods that used to roll here. That's why I deleted it.

Whatever the case, your domestic violence brought days of entertainment to this forum. And that’s the most important thing.

[Anybody Thrilla]

This has been really good.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Ricochet v Andrade is my equivalent of RP’s Alexa v Mandy. So much sex appeal.

[Anybody Thrilla]

That Andrade elbow gets me every time.

[Jordan]

I think we are going to see a Mask vs Hair/Rey vs Andrade at SS.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Why is Ricochet such a shitty promo?

[RP]

Ricochet hasnt been this out of breath since the time he jammed all 10 fingers up his ass and forgot to turn the camera on.

[Jordan]

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[Emperor Smeat]

Gauntlet match was pretty good. Should have been Ricochet who got the spotlight treatment instead of Rey though since that match did way more to help Rey than it did Ricochet.

[Emperor Smeat]

Guess the 24/7 belt is going on a 6-9 months vacation.

[Evil Vito]

Maria is such a fantastic cunt

[Anybody Thrilla]

Pregnant champ. Hm. I kinda like it.

[RP]

I want to spread Alexa Bliss's yeast all over my face and eat her ovarian cysts.

[KIRA]

Maria has the perfect defense you don't dare pin her or attack her because" she's pregnant"

[rez]

R-Truth going to the OBYGN

[KIRA]

That Andrade elbow gets me every time.

Right it looks so chaotic

[KIRA]

R-Truth going to the OBYGN

It would be the perfect time to hit her with a roll up

[Droford]

Maria has the perfect defense you don't dare pin her or attack her because" she's pregnant"

just wait 7 months

[Anybody Thrilla]

Bray Wyatt looks awesome on the promo graphic.

[KIRA]

just wait 7 months

It would also work if truth was pro-choice because at this point it's just a clump of cells anyway

[RP]

BECKY YOU STUPID SKANK SLUT!

[Jordan]

Turning Becky heel just for this match??? Just cause Toronto???

[RP]

I would clean Braun Strowmans sperm out of Alexa's asshole and vagina with my tongue.

[rez]

It would also work if truth was pro-choice because at this point it's just a clump of cells anyway

:lol:

[Jordan]

I would clean Braun Strowmans sperm out of Alexa's asshole and vagina with my tongue.

:shifty:

[rez]

Screw Becky. How dare she put her hands on Finlay

[Anybody Thrilla]

She's not a heel. She's Stone Cold.

[RP]

FUCK YOU YOU STUPID GINGER TWAT! GO SUCK SETH'S BABY DICK WHORE!

[RP]

LOL Jimmy Uso still drunk apparently.

[Droford]

It would also work if truth was pro-choice because at this point it's just a clump of cells anyway

Gene Snitsky will come back

[rez]

Bring out the breathalyzers, UUS

[erickman]

jailbirds

[Anybody Thrilla]

jailbirds

Just one.

[RP]

I wonder if the dude that comes out and grabs Alexa's Moment of Bliss chair after her segment, takes a quick sniff before he gets backstage.

[Emperor Smeat]

Another useless Moment of Bliss segment.

Tag title match might be decent but don't have any high hopes for it considering how half-assed the tag division is handled on RAW.

[RP]

Another useless Moment of Bliss segment.


YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

[Droford]

https://i.redd.it/iqtckz79zgc31.jpg

[Anybody Thrilla]

I really like all of these teams.

[rez]

Let's go OC

[Triple A]

Renee Young talking in a more subdued, serious and deep voice or something...

[Droford]

Renee Young talking in a more subdued, serious and deep voice or something...

which means the assholes on twitter got to her

[RP]

Jimmy has drunk energy

[Emperor Smeat]

which means the assholes on twitter got to her

Yeup.

She was already dealing with a lot of pressure from WWE since they didn't like her style or delivery and wanted her to talk a lot less often.

[Anybody Thrilla]

The matches are on point tonight ��

[rez]

YES!!! Good match too.

[Evil Vito]

WWE desperately trying to get Gallows and Anderson to re-up

[xrodmuc316]

Loving the Club getting a real push again

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Woo Gallows and Anderson

“OC Members Gallows and Anderson” is a real gay team name though.

[xrodmuc316]

WWE desperately trying to get Gallows and Anderson to re-up

They already did a few weeks back.

[rez]

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[Emperor Smeat]

Another dud of a tag title reign for the Revival. Wonder if they will fall for WWE's BS again to entice them to stay.

[KIRA]

The OC huh I'm sorry all I can think of is that shity show and shity theme song

[rez]

:nono:The OC huh I'm sorry all I can think of is that shity show and shity theme song

[KIRA]

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Yea that one fuck that song

[Anybody Thrilla]

There are literally no similarities between the faction and the show.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Props to Renee for finding two different shades of mustard to wear on tv tonight

[Evil Vito]

They already did a few weeks back.

Must’ve missed that. Thought they were signed through the fall.

[Mr. Nerfect]

There are literally no similarities between the faction and the show.

...They have the same fucking name.

[Emperor Smeat]

That DX segment last week was the worst thing about the RAW Reunion show. According to Hall and X-Pac, they tried to get it changed so it wouldn't just be DX and nWo burying the OC since they knew that segment would damage the OC's image and status as a threat.

Also made no sense to do that considering the OC's tag title win this week.

[rez]

Must’ve missed that. Thought they were signed through the fall.

I think I read it was conditional on AJ's resigning.

[Mr. Nerfect]

There's this feeling I often get about WWE, where they actually do some theoretically good stuff, and then you realize that it is exactly where they should have been years ago.

I remember when I was hungry for Joe to answer John Cena's open challenge for the US Title. That was HIAC in 2015. He finally gets the belt, but it's in 2019. I wanted to see The Revival be cornerstones of Raw's tag team division...in 2016. Chad Gable is tearing it down, but he was still doing that in 2016.

There are so many things that happen in WWE that make me think "Man, if only this happened years ago when I gave a shit."

[RP]

Nice to see WWE ruining The Viking Whatevers by booking them against jobbers and acting like they're so amazing for beating them.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I would probably watch AJ Styles vs. Shawn Michaels if WWE did that match. I know that's not the plan, but come on, Shawn -- go out in style.

[Emperor Smeat]

When was the last time the Viking Raiders did something meaningful on RAW?

Outside of their main roster debut, struggling to think of another time.

[Evil Vito]

I’m okay with how the Viking Raiders are being booked mostly because I don’t have to worry about getting eliminated in Survivor anytime soon.

[RP]

Dear God,

Please watch over Alexa Bliss during this match with Becky Lynch. Please dont let Becky cheat and attempt to hurt Alexa like she always does. Give Alexa the strength to rise above the evil, vial, toxicity that accompanies Becky Lynch every where she goes. Please make sure Becky Lynch washes her genitals before walking to the ring. And most importantly God. If you can find the time, please have Alexa's tights rip apart like Rey Mysterio's mask.

Ahmen.

[Emperor Smeat]

Once again, don't think WWE actually knows what a mosh pit is since nothing about that mixed tag match earlier resembled one.

[Evil Vito]

Dear God,

Please watch over Alexa Bliss during this match with Becky Lynch. Please dont let Becky cheat and attempt to hurt Alexa like she always does. Give Alexa the strength to rise above the evil, vial, toxicity that accompanies Becky Lynch every where she goes. Please make sure Becky Lynch washes her genitals before walking to the ring. And most importantly God. If you can find the time, please have Alexa's tights rip apart like Rey Mysterio's mask.

Ahmen.

God didn’t listen.

[RP]

Becky is a danger to everyone in the ring. She cant keep up with Alexa's technical abilities and so she gets mad and hurts her on purpose. What a joke.

[Emperor Smeat]

That was an amazingly terrible ending to Becky vs Bliss.

[RP]

Becky is just not a good wrestler. Why have the belt on her at this point? May as well give the belt to Natty. She'll smell like farts all the time, but at least she wont hurt other wrestlers.

[Evil Vito]

I would definitely massage Alexa’s legs/ankles/feet if she needs it :y:

[Evil Vito]

Then I’d tongue punch her fart box

[RP]

Alexa hasnt cried this much since the first time she saw Buddy's penis.

[RP]

GOD HEALED ALEXA! THANK YOU GOD! GOD IS GOOD!

[Emperor Smeat]

Well that match and everything about it was a big waste of time. WWE going out of their way to not have Bliss eat the pin and have the last laugh was extra dumb.

[Evil Vito]

Alexa is completely fucking stonking

[Emperor Smeat]

That might have been dumbest promo ever by Natty.

[Evil Vito]

Calling it a night. Don’t care about this match. Dolph Ziggler blows.

[RP]

This Natty issue a challenge and then say she's not issuing it?

[Emperor Smeat]

Still don't get how Ziggy is in the wrong from last week's HBK attack.

Miz and the crowd provoked him to do something but Ziggy defused the situation by walking away. Then HBK suddenly grabbed Ziggy possibly to attack him and Ziggy only struck back in self-defense but hit Miz by accident. HBK then decided to strike back but Ziggy hit him first as self defense.

Also nobody giving a shit that Foley was attacked last week is a bit hilarious.

[Sepholio]

That was.....brutal

[Emperor Smeat]

Ouch at that F5 chair spot by Lesnar.

[Emperor Smeat]

That poor chair getting viciously destroyed by Rollins body.

[RP]

That blood looks so fake.

[Dewidi]

Is this what we have forward in looking to in the future now that Heyman's running raw?
Lesnar attacking his opponents before a pay per view?
If so ratings are going to start sucking worse than they already are.
But this is just my opinion I can speak for the rest of you

[RP]

Was Braun gonna do something at any point after Maria pissed him off?

[Emperor Smeat]

Nice of Brock to want to help the medics bring Rollins to the hospital ... or not.

[RP]

I cant stand Joe's hair.

[rez]

wtf is going on

[Emperor Smeat]

This show went downhill after the very good 1st hour.

Brock beating the shit out of Rollins and Cedric's dive from the stage were arguably the only really interesting things that happened afterwards.

[Droford]

Is this what we have forward in looking to in the future now that Heyman's running raw?
Lesnar attacking his opponents before a pay per view?
If so ratings are going to start sucking worse than they already are.
But this is just my opinion I can speak for the rest of you
but..fans wanted MORE Brock Lesnar

[Anybody Thrilla]

...They have the same fucking name.

And that's all. Can't see how anyone wouldn't be able to differentiate. Sounds like Vince logic when he makes people change their first names as to not match with others.

[slik]

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I like that song

[slik]

Fell asleep via being tired...caught up now via Social Media....

Seems like a good show if you watched it but if you missed it you also didn't really miss anything too noteworthy

[slik]

Cedric spot looks cool

[Evil Vito]

Love how Cedric was Roman's ally for about five minutes for just one week and comes running out to help him. But Seth gets beaten down for 15 minutes and literally nobody comes out, not even the guy he's been close with for like ten years.

[Volare]

I actually laughed a little...

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[RP]

LOL I love that Alexa almost laughed hard when Nikki said " You got a PHD in medicals?? "

[Tom Guycott]

Poor Mike, once again got his manhood eviscerated on live tv.

If we can't have Stephanie come out every week and do it herself, let's have a proxy!

SOPHISTICATED!