Have you ever had a wrestlng related dream?

[EzekielKane]

I know this sound dorky but have you ever had a wrestling related dream? Like actually getting into the ring and meeting a superstar?
Tonight I had a amazing wrestling related dream, probably because of the thread I made about Avery Hoke and VTW.

I actually had a dream that I was backstage at an event and was following Avery Hoke and we were suppose to have a match. Now mind you, Im not a wrestler and I never trained in anything wrestling or sport related. It was really cool and I remember being stressed out in my dream if I could pull of some moves or get hurt but I didnt want to let Avery and the fans down, so I continued following him backstag.

I woke up before actually starting a match but it was amazing.

Have you had any similar dreams?

[Sixx]

Don't we all dream about Avery Hoke?

[xrodmuc316]

I'll jump in. Right when Great Khali first started, I had a dream he was fighting Shelton Benjamin in the stands, threw him off the balcony that had a big hook on the side, and it basically ripped Shelton's rib cage open and gutted him. Khali then raised his arms and did his yell while all the fans were running away and poor Shelton was dead.

[Seanny One Ball]

I have a recurring dream where I am wrestling Steph McMahon's great big bangers out of her smallest blouse, but the fabric is too well made and my hands are too shaky so I can't even get one of them out.

Then when I wake up I've shat myself.

[RP]

Last night I dreamed that Alexa Bliss was blowing up my Myspace messages, but I was out driving around and stealing yard signs. She asked me what she had to do to get me over to her place. She told me she was wearing cotton panties and they were wet because she spilled water on them. I told her I might come by to clean that up and do her laundry. Then she messaged me again, but I was at the bowling alley and there was no WiFi. So she called the bowling alley and asked for me and I didnt know how she got the number but I was like " Dup hoe? " . She told me she's waiting for me to come over and pound her pussy, but I was like " Yo I dont kill cats " *hangup *. I played some NBA Jam in the arcade with Black Widow, but I had to quit because she kept asking me to paint my cock black and beat it on her face. I was like " I dont got no paint ", then I left.

I got back on the road and Alexa is blowing up my MSN Messenger and she's asking me to come over and clean her pipes. So I'm thinking it's about time this girl got on my level. I reply back " I bet you got all kinds of shit in those pipes ". She said ya and she needed me to snake it out. Now i'm rock hard, thinking she probably ate all kinds of beans and mayo and peanut butter and i'm gonna suck the fattest turd out of her round ass.

I pull in the drive-way. I can barely get out of the car because my penis is so ready for Alexa, it's trying to fuck my own asshole. I ring the doorbell and look in the window and I see another man scurry off to the kitch. I'm like " WTF This bitch is getting the shit snaked out of her pipes by another fucking man? FUCK THIS! " . I kick in the door. Alexa is on the couch drinking coffee in white panties and a Roman Reigns Shield vest. I storm into the kitchen to get a glimpse of this motherfucker. I see a dude under her kitchen sink with a plumbing snake and a bucket. Alexa came in and told me to chill. I was like " Yo bitch you really did have shit in your drain? " . She's like ya I called a plumber. I'm feeling real stupid. I'm apologizing profusely. The plumber says " Nah nigga it's all good! ". He stands up, turns around, does the Crip handshake and says " What really hood nigga? I'm Avery Hoke! ".

[Simple Fan]

Never.

[Jordan]

When I I was about 9 or 10 I had a horrific reoccurring dream that still haunts me to this day. In the dream I was at my childhood home in a psychotic horror movie being chased and sexually desired by Goldust. Just as I would escape his grasp he would appear before me sliding his hands from his cock to his jaw before his audible BITE. He got his hands on me and tried to use my pre teen body like he did with Ahmed Johnson or Razor Ramon. I ran through the woods to get away from his sexual advances but he would always use his magic to catch me. I remember in the woods he pinned me to the ground and got my pants down. Before I was able to lick him away, drawing blood. He would appear in place to place like a rapist Phantom of the Opera.

[RP]

When I I was about 9 or 10 I had a horrific reoccurring dream that still haunts me to this day. In the dream I was at my childhood home in a psychotic horror movie being chased and sexually desired by Goldust. Just as I would escape his grasp he would appear before me sliding his hands from his cock to his jaw before his audible BITE. He got his hands on me and tried to use my pre teen body like he did with Ahmed Johnson or Razor Ramon. I ran through the woods to get away from his sexual advances but he would always use his magic to catch me. I remember in the woods he pinned me to the ground and got my pants down. Before I was able to lick him away, drawing blood. He would appear in place to place like a rapist Phantom of the Opera.

We've all had that one. :(