AEW ALL OUT - 8.31.19 ***OFFICIAL THREAD***

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">A lot of black shirts and cargo shorts <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/AEW?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#AEW</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/AllOut?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#AllOut</a> <a href="https://t.co/zG5dkmtV3A">https://t.co/zG5dkmtV3A</a></p>&mdash; Kenton (@Kenton_la) <a href="https://twitter.com/Kenton_la/status/1167931293620826114?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 31, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[Sepholio]

Bald Jazz :o

[Emperor Smeat]

Mercedes Martinez being the Joker is a surprise. Thought she was a lot more closer with WWE despite not having an actual contract with them.

[Sepholio]

She's pretty awesome.

[GD]

How's the BO?

[Sepholio]

uhg…..that ending was fucking awful....not gonna lie that wasn't a very good start :/

[slik]

Looks like Britt Baker and Bea Priestley just set up a feud

[Emperor Smeat]

Women's Battle Royale was pretty decent overall.

The Casino rules could still use some tweaking.

[slik]

Better than the men's battle royale at Double or Nothing

[Triple A]

Match was sort of a mess...

[Droford]

Wonder if Bret's been blacklisted from WWE

[Seanny One Ball]

It was pretty good, I thought. I liked the hot babes all turning up at once and being dismantled by the man in drag.

[Cooler Tom Schuler]

Wonder if Bret's been blacklisted from WWE


He appeared on WWE TV just a couple weeks after that original appearance.

[GD]

Wonder if Bret's been blacklisted from WWE

He was at SummerSlam in a backstage segment.

[GD]

Wow! Didn't know Cooler Tom Schuler still posted here. Wild.

[slik]

Nyla needs to cover the belly while wrestling

sorry/not sorry

[Droford]

team mellow yellow

[Triple A]

feeling tired after the battle royal

[Sepholio]

feeling tired after the battle royal

same

[Emperor Smeat]

Wonder if Bret's been blacklisted from WWE
Seriously doubt it or else they wouldn't have bothered to contact him to show up for the RAW Reunion show.

Based on recent interviews he's had, his AEW appearance was just a one-time thing and had a lot of praise for both WWE and Vince.

[Seanny One Ball]

Tag teams look great. I liked their intro's a lot and the match is sweet. Private Party have way better ring gear. That yellow and black Tron gear is very WCW.

[Seanny One Ball]

Camel Clutch/Stomp combo one of the coolest moves I have seen since I started watching again.

[Droford]

He was at SummerSlam in a backstage segment.

I just remembered he wasnt at raw reunion

[Seanny One Ball]

That Shooting Star Press was beautiful.

Private Party are cool AS FUCK

[GD]

The positioning of the hard cam is a bit off because all I can see is "ALL" on the ring apron

[Seanny One Ball]

This is going to a time limit

[Seanny One Ball]

Outrageous finish just as I said that

[Emperor Smeat]

Private Party vs. Evans/Angelico was great.

Private Party's finisher is amazing.

[Seanny One Ball]

That may be the best AEW match I have seen so far. The reverse hurricanrana was fucking crazy, then you get one off the top rope into an Ace Cutter.

Wild.

[slik]

JACK EVANS AND ANGELICO ARE DAMN JEZEBELS KEENG

[Evil Vito]

That was really fun

[rez]

Anyone PM me a stream? ;p

[Sepholio]

that's more like it

[Seanny One Ball]

Big muscle man beating up black guys on a car park roof.

WARDLOW

[KIRA]

What makes the people attacking Cage think mook chivalry was the best approach?

[Seanny One Ball]

MJF has a good face for heeling.
Burberry scarf too.

[Emperor Smeat]

Either AEW suddenly signed Ethan Page or they found his long lost twin brother.

[screech]

Lots of ugly people in attendance

[slik]

Goldenboy 30x better than Alex Marvez

[GD]

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[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at pyro going off in the middle of signing the US anthem.

[slik]

Some of the audience looks really smelly tbh

[Evil Vito]

The crowd popping for the fireworks and pyro

Fireworks = ratings

[Jordan]

Women's Battle Royale was fun and the tag match with Private Party was really good. Super pumped.

[GD]

Some of the audience looks really smelly tbh

How's the BO?

[Jordan]

Hope that Jericho's beer gut is reduced for the main event.

[GD]

The positioning of the hard cam is a bit off because all I can see is "ALL" on the ring apron

Does this not bother anyone else?

[Jordan]

Are Page and Jericho competing for the world Squattyweight Championship or what?

[Jordan]

LOL Excalibur had a mouth fart.

[GD]

I'm here for PAC vs Omega.

[Triple A]

Feel like this match is a sleeper for 1 of the best of the night... love Marko Stunt........

SCU kinda boring though

[rez]

SCU

[GD]

AEW World Championship, not AEW Championship or AEW World Heavyweight Championship.

[Triple A]

SCU entrance really annoying to me!!!

[GD]

Love me some "A Boy & his Dinosaur".

[Jordan]

Feel like this match is a sleeper for 1 of the best of the night... love Marko Stunt........

SCU kinda boring though

I feel you but at the same time I like them and find that the do their best to be fresh with the routine.

[Triple A]

I feel you but at the same time I like them and find that the do their best to be fresh with the routine.

How are they doing their best to be fresh with the routine when they do the same shit every entrance... boring.......

[GD]

Stream's glitchy AF.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at the screen shaking effect for Luchasaurus and Pals entrance.

[GD]

Yeah BABY!

[xrodmuc316]

Literally no reason to waste 5 minutes showing us the all the matches on the card the PPV will have on the PPV we have already bought.

Jurassic Express has a much higher quality entrance than Aliester Black!

[Evil Vito]

Still can't believe AEW managed to get an actual real life dinosaur on their roster.

[Emperor Smeat]

If there ever was a Pokemon equivalent in wrestling it would be the Luchasaurus, Jungle Boy, & Marko Stunt team.

Marko evolves into Jungle Boy who then evolves into Luchasaurus for his final form.

[xrodmuc316]

Still can't believe AEW managed to get an actual real life dinosaur on their roster.

I want somebody to try and headbutt his horn!

[Sepholio]

JR starting to piss me off because he refuses to say Jungle Boy

[Evil Vito]

JR's gonna keep calling him Jungle Jack until he decides to go by that moniker I think.

[rez]

ouch on that jump on Jungle Boy's back

[Emperor Smeat]

Luchasaurus is amazing.

WWE and NXT were really dumb to let him go. Then again he'd easily get wasted on the main roster.

[Emperor Smeat]

SCU vs Luchasaurus/Jungle/Marko was very good overall.

[Triple A]

interesting match order

[Evil Vito]

Whoa, PAC/Omega on second?

[Sepholio]

wow PAC v Omega next

[Emperor Smeat]

Very surprised Omega vs PAC is happening this early into the show.

[Sepholio]

PAC, the bastard

[Triple A]

feel like PAC will still do a run in after the world title match later

[slik]

great opener

luchasaurus is a star

[GD]

Kinda surprised that they're doing Omega vs PAC so early.

[rez]

Wow. My stream is way behind live

[Evil Vito]

This is gonna be really fucking good

[rez]

Kenny Omega is fire.

[Evil Vito]

Nice touch with the W/L records on the side of the name chevrons.

[rez]

Finally the orc is in AEW

[rez]

I could see Omega being the face/franchise of AEW like Sting, Undertaker/HBK, AJ

[Jordan]

My stream was bad too. I'm now thankfull on the app casting to my tv and not casting from my browser to tv.

[Sepholio]

JR is skruggling tonight man :(

[xrodmuc316]

205 chant, savage!

[rez]

205 chant, savage!

:rofl:

[xrodmuc316]

Kinda surprised that they're doing Omega vs PAC so early.

I instantly thought maybe a swerve tonight, somehow Kenny takes Page's spot and becomes the 1st champ.

[Droford]

I hate the name "Pac" if it's not pronounced like "X PAC"

[Jordan]

"Well he's a dumb bastard for not going for the cover!" lol I love JR.

[rez]

I hate the name "Pac" if it's not pronounced like "X PAC"

same'zi

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Whatever wiped out the dinosaurs CLEARLY wasn't strong enough for <a href="https://twitter.com/luchasaurus?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@luchasaurus</a>! <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/AEWAllOut?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#AEWAllOut</a><br><br>➡️ <a href="https://t.co/nVZTW9QmCw">https://t.co/nVZTW9QmCw</a><br>🌍 <a href="https://t.co/0TMqQRjvpU">https://t.co/0TMqQRjvpU</a> <a href="https://t.co/0tksLZYn5S">pic.twitter.com/0tksLZYn5S</a></p>&mdash; TDE Wrestling (@tde_wrestling) <a href="https://twitter.com/tde_wrestling/status/1167956625795117062?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 1, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[Jordan]

Oh yes! That was a PERFECT tope suicida by Kenny, brutal!

[Jordan]

I love when Kenny goes into over drive and starts stringing moves together.

[slik]

ouch at shin hitting barricade

[Emperor Smeat]

Ouch at Pac's legs with that moonsault to the outside. Not enough space between the barricade and ring to do that kind of move.

[GD]

"young man"

[slik]

This is pretty good

[Triple A]

both these guys so freaking good... like every move is so "crisp" and intense

[GD]

Just noticed how horrendous the referee's t-shirt looks.

[Evil Vito]

Apparently this is going on now because other than Cody/Spears (which has been built for a while), every other match on the card has title implications.

So even if it's a #1 contenders match or something, title implication matches go on later than the rest

[Sepholio]

HOLY FUCK

[Jordan]

Goddamn! Pac, what a bastard! Really great match.

[slik]

Two finishes the live crowd dislikes in a row....

[GD]

Wow! PAC wins! :eek:

[Emperor Smeat]

PAC vs Omega was great.

That Brutalizer submission looked nasty. Pretty much bent Omega in half and made him start changing color.

[slik]

Really good match though

Pac sell's Kenny's knees really great

[Evil Vito]

Two finishes the live crowd dislikes in a row....

Faces can't win everything

[rez]

Match of the year. Holy shit

And it wasn't even supposed to happen

[Droford]

OMG pac killed Kenny

That bastard

[GD]

Kenny is 1-2 now.

[rez]

Omega and PAC work well together for sure

[Emperor Smeat]

Apparently this is going on now because other than Cody/Spears (which has been built for a while), every other match on the card has title implications.

So even if it's a #1 contenders match or something, title implication matches go on later than the rest

That's a really great way to keep title matches and #1 contender's matches feel special unlike the way WWE does it for main roster PPVs.

Even NJPW puts some importance when it comes to title matches on big events.

[Evil Vito]

This is gonna be really fucking good

It was, in fact, really fucking good

[Sepholio]

oops wrong name LOL

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at the name plate graphic botch for Darby Allin.

[Jordan]

Man it's so good to see Kenny back in top form like that. Pac was a great opponent for him, I think we will see that match several more times.

[slik]

So far, two good matches in a row

Let's go Darby!

[Triple A]

Let`s go Darby or Janela... this match should be sweet / insane

[Emperor Smeat]

Too bad AEW didn't want to get the rights for Protovision since its a great theme for Janela.

[My Final Heaven]

Neville was just gonna walk out if he wasn't booked to make Kenny look like a total bitch tonight.

Now, he's just gonna walk after being booked for his 1st loss.

These are the problems with employing this man in your company.

[slik]

Pac vs Omega and Cody vs Dustin have been my favorite AEW matches so far

[Droford]

Wonder how cracker barrel will feel about sponsorship of this match once a big wig sees it

[Droford]

Havok should be in a cracker barrel rocking chair

[Triple A]

going 2 kill each other

[Droford]

Whoa

[Droford]

Jim Ross saying holy shit felt odd

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at Janela's little dig at Cornette with the tennis racket toss.

[xrodmuc316]

Two finishes the live crowd dislikes in a row....

That crowd is stupid, Pac winning was awesome!

[Evil Vito]

Hahahaha the shot at Cornette with the tennis racket.

[Droford]

Lol shot fired at Cornette

[Droford]

Lol paper cuts

[Sepholio]

ive seen brainbusters to a chair before and that was one of them - JR

[Evil Vito]

the papercut spot might've just made the cringe more than any spot in the history of professional wrestling

[Triple A]

lol jesus

[Triple A]

omg @ janela moonsault

[KIRA]

Man paper cuts are just about the worst thing you can do to somebody in a match

[KIRA]

RIP Joey

[Emperor Smeat]

Holy shit at the thud sound when Janela hit the ground.

:lol: at the "we want barrels" chant

[Droford]

the papercut spot might've just made the cringe more than any spot in the history of professional wrestling

Replace the paper with aluminum foil and it's like 100x worse I've done it too many times

[Emperor Smeat]

Ouch at Janela's back.

This triple threat has been really good and also brutal soo far.

[Droford]

Cracker barrel will be trending but I doubt they'll wanna show why

[Evil Vito]

That skateboard spot was nice

[Droford]

Paper cut
Barrel
Skateboard
Biscuits

What else

[Emperor Smeat]

:eek: at the Coffin Drop onto the steps. Darby is crazy.

[Evil Vito]

Amazing product placement in this match

[Droford]

Oh mwn

[KIRA]

Darby's record of not ever hitting that move remains intact

[Triple A]

lol jesus @ barrel spot

[slik]

That match was nuts

Hope Darby isn't dead!

[Emperor Smeat]

Triple Threat was very entertaining overall.

[Droford]

Ouch at the tacks still being in janellas back

[Jordan]

Haha that match was awesome.

[Sepholio]

YO MY BOY JIMMY HAVOC WON WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[slik]

Sort of hysterical family friendly Cracker Barrel sponsored this match

[Triple A]

lol @ bleak shot of cracker barrel food after the match

[rez]

Man, this is one entertaining PPV. Like, I really had to piss but then seeing those barrels get used. lol, time to go relieve myself.

[Emperor Smeat]

Sort of hysterical family friendly Cracker Barrel sponsored this match

Maybe this is the start of an edgier or heel turn for Cracker Barrel on the food industry.

Like Buy 2 Entrees, Get 1 Bag of Thumbtacks for free.

[slik]

So far AEW is hitting a home run on the main show

3 matches in, all great

[KIRA]

Maybe this is the start of an edgier or heel turn for Cracker Barrel on the food industry.

Like Buy 2 Entrees, Get 1 Bag of Thumbtacks for free.

It's all because of tbe HUGE face turn Popeyes made

[slik]

JR is cracking me up on commentary he is so salty

[rez]

I'm gonna get a country fried steak from CB this week because of this PPV.

[slik]

"Spooky Perverts" chat at Dark Order LOL

[Jordan]

I'm gonna get a country fried steak from CB this week because of this PPV.

That's what I get every time brother.

[Sepholio]

nooooo my stream

[rez]

That's what I get every time brother.

White gravy? :love:

[rez]

nooooo my stream

same...mine stalled for a minute but it came out of it.

[Sepholio]

same...mine stalled for a minute but it came out of it.

all the ones I have found have all been blocked now

[rez]

BY GAWD

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[Triple A]

Can't tell if Goldenboy has said anything since JR has come on... has a similar voice to Excalibur

[slik]

Dark Order are boring

[slik]

I like the frosted mugs at Cracker Barrel...have to get some root beer in them every time

[rez]

all the ones I have found have all been blocked now

Check PM

[Sepholio]

phew found one, back to the show

[Sepholio]

LOL the timing man

[rez]

This would def be the match I'd go piss and grab a pretzel if I were there.

[rez]

HAHHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA!

[Emperor Smeat]

Dark Order vs Best Friends was pretty good overall.

The gap between AEW's tag division and WWE's tag divisions is staggering in terms of quality.

[Jordan]

That match was fine but Orange Cassidy's debut was great.

[Jordan]

White gravy? :love:

Hell yes.

[rez]

I identify as an Orange Cassidy soldier.

[rez]

I'm probably going to bate to this match

[Sepholio]

That belt is really really nice.

[Emperor Smeat]

The match Orange Cassidy had last night against Gangrel at GCW's show was a pretty good showcase of his comedy aspect and wrestling skills.

[rez]

The match Orange Cassidy had last night against Gangrel at GCW's show was a pretty good showcase of his comedy aspect and wrestling skills.

Gangrel is still working?

[Sepholio]

rez simultaneously typing and bating to this match right now. Pretty high level multitasking there.

[Jordan]

Gangrel is still working?

Yeah he also has coached at NXT. He's had a small resurgence.

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Anytime aew shows crowd shots the only thing I can think is “I wonder if that’s the pants shitter”</p>&mdash; virtualpros (@VRTLPROS) <a href="https://twitter.com/VRTLPROS/status/1167949669718081537?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 31, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[rez]

rez simultaneously typing and bating to this match right now. Pretty high level multitasking there.

I'm pretty flexible...using my feet

[Jordan]

Sometimes it looks like Riho is wearing a diaper.

[slik]

Not super paying attention to this match

[Droford]

I don't really wanna see Nyla vs either of them

Correction

I don't really wanna see Nyla

[GD]

I don't really wanna see Nyla vs either of them

Correction

I don't really wanna see Nyla

Why?

[KIRA]

Kudos to these two for making the hanging tree of woe double stomp make sense

[Emperor Smeat]

That was a pretty cool finish.

Riho vs Shida was very good overall.

[Droford]

Aew women title match

98 lb 22 yo Japanese girl vs 300 lb transgender woman

[GD]

Aew women title match

98 lb 22 yo Japanese girl vs 300 lb transgender woman

It's sports entertainment, sweetheart.

[GD]

AEW Women's World Championships sounds 10x better than RAW Women's and Smackdown Women's Championship.

[Sepholio]

that one single note at the end of each bar of rihos theme is so jarring. Theme would be ok if they would change just that one note.

[rez]

I'm really looking forward to the storytelling when AEW is weekly. Thank Satan for these short promos

[slik]

SOmeone rep me a stream so I can give it to my friend plz

[GD]

TPWW does not support piracy.

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[rez]

TPWW does not support piracy.

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k, dad

[Sepholio]

Bold of you to assume I'm not riding around in your car right now

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at Cody's Star Trek entrance

[GD]

Damn at this entrance

[Emperor Smeat]

Either Pharaoh thinks Cody's entrance is really stupid or got scared of the pyro since he wanted nothing to do with the rest of it.

[rez]

Poor dog :( :(

[Evil Vito]

Pharoah is terrified

This is borderline animal abuse

[rez]

My stream is buffering now. PETA ain't having none of this

[Sepholio]

lol cody just like HHH with the special entrance.

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Cody really does love WCW, because choosing MJF to watch his back is something Sting would do.</p>&mdash; Trevor Dame (@TrevorDame) <a href="https://twitter.com/TrevorDame/status/1167984055557615616?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 1, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[rez]

Cody needs to think better. Pharoah should stay backstage

[Evil Vito]

MJF turning on Cody feels like it'd be a bit too obvious, so we'll see how this goes.

[GD]

Pharaoh has CENA NUFF of Cody's antics.

[slik]

Thanks Guru, Rez and Droford! Gave my friend the link

[rez]

Vince probably fired someone for letting Spears walk

[Sepholio]

dude....was that a fuck you shoresy chant?

[Sepholio]

Please tell me that's what that was

[xrodmuc316]

Either Pharaoh thinks Cody's entrance is really stupid or got scared of the pyro since he wanted nothing to do with the rest of it.

I'm sorry, but dogs don't like fireworks. Clearly that dog was scared.

[xrodmuc316]

Jesus Christ, Earl Hebner still has this tough guy ref gimmick??

[rez]

AEW should throw money at Charles Robinson to come ref

[Droford]

Match is basically how bad Hebner is at reffing

[slik]

Thinking about Pharoah rn

[rez]

I'm sorry, but dogs don't like fireworks. Clearly that dog was scared.

My husky doesn't bat an eye at fireworks but all dogs are different. Cody needs to think!

[Emperor Smeat]

Justin Roberts sounds like he has a cold whenever he mentions the amount of time that has passed by.

[GD]

Jesus, Ross is atrocious.

[Evil Vito]

The main story produced from this match so far is that Earl Hebner should retire because he's clearly going blind.

[xrodmuc316]

My husky doesn't bat an eye at fireworks but all dogs are different. Cody needs to think!

Right, but from 15 feet away I'm sure no dog would be cool with it.

[Emperor Smeat]

I'm sorry, but dogs don't like fireworks. Clearly that dog was scared.

Cody's dog is one of those service dog types that is trained to not be affected by stuff like that but wouldn't blame the dog at all for getting spooked.

Even with all of his training, he's probably dealing with a lot of sensory overload considering his surroundings tonight.

[Droford]

Never seen a ref make a count from out of the ring

[Sepholio]

LOL on the concrete, the metal...whatever the hell that substance is...-JR

[Emperor Smeat]

:D The Enforcer

[Evil Vito]

ARN ANDERSON SPINEBUSTER
I'M MARKING OUT BRO!

[Droford]

Arm Anderson lol

[xrodmuc316]

LOL why would Arn to against a Horseman?

[Triple A]

Cody matches always the best from a storytelling and "emotion" perspective

[GD]

LOL on the concrete, the metal...whatever the hell that substance is...-JR

I did not appreciate that.

[Emperor Smeat]

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[rez]

FUCK! AA! AHHHH

[Jordan]

That was another great match. I love Cody.

[Emperor Smeat]

Cody vs Spears was great.

[Droford]

Match was a big fat long DUD

[GD]

FUCK! AA! AHHHH

Poor rez's stream is lagging.

[Evil Vito]

That was fun but I think it pretty much killed whatever chance Spears had of being a big deal.

[GD]

Match was a big fat long DUD

What are you smoking, Droford?

[Jordan]

Cody is my favorite wrestler right now.

[Droford]

What are you smoking, Droford?

All the outside shenanigans involving Tully/MJF/Arn/ + how bad is Hebner at his job didn't need 20+ minutes for the finish to be Spears eating a pinfall without a nearfall

[rez]

Is that it? I haven't looked at the card

[GD]

I've got big balls, do you?