10/7/19 - lolRaw

[Sepholio]

Tune in tonight for some AEW chants and a healthy dose of booing. Oh and I guess Tyson Fury is there. Yay.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

lol RP, seek help

[owenbrown]

maybe if Vince saw that black cock, he wouldn't have allowed that shitty finish last night

[RP]

they should open the show by telling us they are gonna let the fans decide what we want and they will give us what we want.

[Sepholio]

Might end up seeing Lana play with a BBC tonight if the recent booking is any indication.

[rez]

I wonder if Lashley's eyeballs pop completely out when you climaxes all over Lana's titties

[Sepholio]

I wonder if Lashley's eyeballs pop completely out when you climaxes all over Lana's titties

Yes his eyeballs do pop out when I climax all over Lana's tiddies. So do Rusevs. And Vinces.

[Evil Vito]

I’d rather chop off my cock and eat it on a hot dog bun garnished with my own shit than watch this show.

[slik]

nattie vs lacey baybay

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at the intro video to start RAW is last week's Rusev cuck storyline.

[Sepholio]

lol Jesus I put the Lashley/Lana shit in the air and bam, show opens with Lashley in a bathrobe -_-

[Sepholio]

Might end up seeing Lana play with a BBC tonight if the recent booking is any indication.

Did they just seriously read this post and decide to book it lmao

[Sepholio]

Wish people would just walk out lmao

[KIRA]

Welp Im out

[RP]

" what a black day it is this week " lol

[erickman]

so when is rusevs contract up

[Sepholio]

…I must say I am v happy with Rusev atm all things considered.

[Sepholio]

I wish they would go ahead and address Seth/Fiend and do the Tyson Fury spot so I can quit watching this shit.

[Emperor Smeat]

Would rather listen to a boring and dragged out 20+ minute promo to start the show than this shit WWE is doing to Rusev.

[rez]

Whoops. When HE

[slik]

commentary team acting awkward

[Droford]

dennys sooooooooouper slam

[Splaya]

Took 12 minutes. I’m out

[Sepholio]

NASTY NATALYA

[Droford]

it COULD end tonight

sounds like a threat

[Sepholio]

Lacey V Natty in a last woman standing match is just what RAW has been missing for the last 6 months. This is going to fix everything!

[slik]

plz no more Lacey vs Nattie

[Emperor Smeat]

This Natty vs Lacey feud easily is a strong contender for worst feud of the year.

Not only has it been mostly boring, having it end in a Last Woman Standing instead of an I Quit match is stupid considering most of the build for the feud revolved around submissions.

[Droford]

Natty and Lacey sounds too much like a buddy cop tv show

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Tonight, on <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWE?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WWE</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAW?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#RAW</a>! <a href="https://t.co/UUjcENc7fI">pic.twitter.com/UUjcENc7fI</a></p>&mdash; The Derb of Spookiness (@The_Derbinator) <a href="https://twitter.com/The_Derbinator/status/1181364622885941248?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 8, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[Droford]

rofl

[Sepholio]

HAAAAAATTTTEEEEE

[Sepholio]

That's what I feel right now

[rez]

THIS IS MUST SEE TV RIGHT HERE

[Droford]

actual trash in the trashcan lol

[Sepholio]

Wish Lacey would just hit her with a sledgehammer already so the ref will stop this match.

[Emperor Smeat]

Lacey channeling her inner Charlotte with that terrible moonsault.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at Natty sliding down the slope part of the stage. Only good thing that has happened soo far tonight.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: it happened again. New stage already paying dividends for some cheap laughs.

[Droford]

that felt like it was never going to end

[slik]

This is God Awful

[Emperor Smeat]

Street Profits trying their best but not even they can manage to make what happened soo far interesting. Same for that lame Draft showcase.

[rez]

Will there be a Firefly Funhouse tonight?

[Emperor Smeat]

Dumbest thing about this Tyson Fury stuff is supposedly his upcoming fight isn't even going to air on FOX and instead on ESPN I think. Literally giving away free advertising for something they won't get the full payoff for.

FOX only wanted him simply to try to grab more attention from sports viewers for Smackdown.

[Emperor Smeat]

WWE must not have that much expectations for NXT if they keep airing the same generic NXT advertisement over and over again. Made sense prior to NXT's USA debut to do it but would think after last week's ratings beatdown, they'd spend those valuable ads hyping up what's on this week's show instead.

[slik]

Probably one of the least interesting first hours of RAW I can recall

[slik]

Some are reporting Bray is injured now

[rez]

Just saw a fan with an AEW shirt

[slik]

Doink sign

[Droford]

Crown Jewel should unofficially be called Halloween Havoc

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Hahahaha commentators arguing over whose lines are who's was absolutely not supposed to be heard on the broadcast.<br><br>This show is a mess.<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWE?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WWE</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAW?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#RAW</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; Dean Puckering (@MrDeanP) <a href="https://twitter.com/MrDeanP/status/1181375664366206977?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 8, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[Sepholio]

Some are reporting Bray is injured now

and Sasha. FFS.

[Emperor Smeat]

Black seems to never learn that if he wants people to find him for fights, maybe he shouldn't be hiding in places nobody can actually find him and then start whining about it.

[Droford]

lol..ok

[Emperor Smeat]

:eek: 205 Live guys on RAW

[slik]

RAW is the jobber show

[Droford]

Aleister is borderline gimmick infringing on Orton

[Sepholio]

At least Aleister Black is getting a match. I've missed him.

[Emperor Smeat]

Kind of hilarious WWE still can't manage to do the smoke effect correctly for Black's entrance.

[slik]

No way Hr 3 doesn't do under 2 million this week

[Sepholio]

I've never seen that hold before. Looks awkward but at the same time legit.

[slik]

Black Mass was a better finisher

[Emperor Smeat]

Who was the #1 pick last time for WWE's Draft, Balor?

Maybe its a bad omen to be the first person picked if history repeats itself.

[Sepholio]

Black Mass was a better finisher

It was but at the same time it got botched a lot.

[Emperor Smeat]

I've never seen that hold before. Looks awkward but at the same time legit.

Like a one-arm Dragon Sleeper. If he bent his back a bit more, it would look more devastating and make it seem as if he's using his other arm to keep himself balanced.

[RP]

Those facial animations for the wrestlers in 2k20 look no better than Raw vs Smackdown on PS2

[slik]

This is a total disaster

No effort what so ever

[rez]

lol USA RAW becoming a recap show for SD on FOX.

[slik]

Reddit loves almost everything WWE does.

Even r/SquaredCircle is trashing RAW tonight

[Sepholio]

good promo from Rey. At least he isn't phoning it in like management is.

[Sepholio]

Reddit loves almost everything WWE does.

Even r/SquaredCircle is trashing RAW tonight

r/SquaredCircle was a riot last night. That's where I got the joke about Jussie from lol. Most fun I've had in a reddit thread in a LONG time.

[Sepholio]

Also can someone explain to me why it looked like there were demons wrestling in a volcano in the ad for 2K20?

[Emperor Smeat]

This is a total disaster

No effort what so ever

Yeah. WWE isn't subtle at all about tonight's RAW being just an afterthought since nothing truly important can happen till this Friday.

They had way too much stuff to manage these past couple weeks and done a terrible job with it all.

[slik]

Lucha House Party up next...

[Sepholio]

lol USA live feed on my TV is hitching up and freezing. Only channel doing it too LOL

[Triple A]

Based on the results, almost every match so far appears to have featured some of the most boring wrestlers on WWE's roster (Natalya, Ziggler & Roode, Gallows & Anderson)... Aleister Black vs. Singh Bros seems like the only not-totally-boring match

[slik]

Have they mentioned HIAC even once?

[rez]

Have they mentioned HIAC even once?

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negative

[RP]

Have they mentioned HIAC even once?

At the beginning of the show they did a " It was all a dream " bit.

[Emperor Smeat]

Not sure if this post-match beating means more LP vs OC in the future or Vince's twisted way of killing off 205 Live.

[slik]

Does Dio talk

[Triple A]

Seems like this is a lame duck show anyway since the draft is next week

[Emperor Smeat]

Seems like this is a lame duck show anyway since the draft is next week

Worst part is the Draft being a 2-show event meaning there was no reason at all to not start it tonight besides WWE simply wanting to appease FOX.

WWE hasn't even bothered to use tonight's RAW to tie up all the lose ends and feuds prior to starting everything fresh again with Friday's Draft.

[Triple A]

Based on the results, almost every match so far appears to have featured some of the most boring wrestlers on WWE's roster (Natalya, Ziggler & Roode, Gallows & Anderson)... Aleister Black vs. Singh Bros seems like the only not-totally-boring match

The Miz coming out now......... Insane how much "talent" WWE's roster has but almost everyone on TV is still unbelievably boring

[slik]

If this is an indication of what RAW will be like post-draft, it won't be 'the b show' it will be 'the d show' and I will have to give it up.

[Emperor Smeat]

Becky got more smoke for her entrance tonight than Black probably got combined for all of his entrances since getting called up.

[RP]

yawn

[rez]

So I'm assuming Vince hated Kairi Sane's pirate getup. shame

[slik]

evil heel kairi sane

[RP]

Becky needs a new set of titties

[xrodmuc316]

This crowd sucks. When WWE screwed Daniel Bryan, they hijacked Raw, booed everything.

These fans haven't shit on anything, let alone everything like they should have after that travesty lachland.

[rez]

This crowd sucks. When WWE screwed Daniel Bryan, they hijacked Raw, booed everything.

These fans haven't shit on anything, let alone everything like they should have after that travesty lachland.

Beverages were spiked.

[Emperor Smeat]

evil heel kairi sane

If she's going to ditch the pirate stuff, kind of hope she eventually brings back her Lucha Underground look.

[Emperor Smeat]

So is Charlotte supposed to be a face or a heel since her character's direction has been a mess for a while?

[rez]

I'm done. night

[Emperor Smeat]

:eek: Kabuki Warriors won.

[Emperor Smeat]

And everything went to shit afterwards.

[xrodmuc316]

Beverages were spiked.

Lol they are all half sedated

[DaveWadding]

If she's going to ditch the pirate stuff, kind of hope she eventually brings back her Lucha Underground look.

I watched that ep the other night. After last night, I really want to see Io and Sasha Banks go at it.

[Emperor Smeat]

Not sure its a good idea to highlight Fury being controversial considering it includes stuff like this:

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Yes, I do. Why are you building the promotion for tomorrow's Raw around &quot;oh shit, we're giving a controversial guy a live mic!&quot; talk when he's controversial for specific reasons like &quot;saying Jews control the banks/media/government&quot; &amp; &quot;equating homosexuality with pedophilia?&quot; Thx. <a href="https://t.co/cyj8H699KR">https://t.co/cyj8H699KR</a></p>&mdash; Bix I got this (@davidbix) <a href="https://twitter.com/davidbix/status/1181010663939948544?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 7, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[xrodmuc316]

Who was the #1 pick last time for WWE's Draft, Balor?

Maybe its a bad omen to be the first person picked if history repeats itself.

Nope, it was Rollins lol

[slik]

...show is death

[Sepholio]

Apollo is alive? Shit, who knew.

[Sepholio]

Oh boy, they gonna talk about it finally. This should be rich.

[Sepholio]

lololololol that's it?

[Emperor Smeat]

Took until 15 minutes before the show ended for WWE to finally acknowledged the Universal title match and lame ending at Hell in a Cell.

[Sepholio]

all we got was a "LOL remember when we shitted on you guys last night?" recap.

[Sepholio]

Over/Under on Fury boxing Strowman @ Blood Money 4?

[RP]

If i bought a ticket to this shitty ass RAW i would be fucking furious.

[Sepholio]

If i bought a ticket to this shitty ass RAW i would be fucking furious.

I'm watching on TV and I feel like I'm owed a refund.

[Emperor Smeat]

Last time WWE ran an apology segment to close a show, it was just as lame and bad as tonight's one will probably be.

[slik]

A lot of sexual tension between Braun and Tyson Fury

[Sepholio]

insane combos

[Emperor Smeat]

One of the security guys looks like a smaller but bulkier version of Tyson Fury.

[Sepholio]

Brauns got a broke nose methinks.

[Sepholio]

LOL AHAHAHAHAHAHA

[BigCrippyZ]

Holy fuck knuckles this is SOOOO lame and awful. Caught the last 90 seconds or so. It's unbearably terrible. It's so ridiculously piss poorly executed and over the top absurd. I can't believe anyone would actually pay to go see this garbage live, let alone they'd admit to attending or even bother watching this utter shit for fucking free.

[Sepholio]

USA: Cut the feed. Its 11. Fuck this.

[Emperor Smeat]

This is dragging on way too long.

[Sepholio]

One of the security guys looks like a smaller but bulkier version of Tyson Fury.

I kept thinking I was seeing a mini hardcore holly out there too lol.

[Emperor Smeat]

Ending stuff was meh and so was RAW in general tonight.

Going to start rating these shows and give tonight's RAW one Revival crapping their pants out of 5.

https://i.imgur.com/B8vCgSp.gif

[Sepholio]

Tyson Fury looks like Cesaro if he got dipped in the toxic waste from The Secret World of Alex Mack.

God I love squaredcircle LOL

[Jordan]

It seems I missed literally nothing at all.

[slik]

RAW did not trend in the U.S. or Worldwide in the top twenty trends all night on Twitter.

[Jordan]

RAW did not trend in the U.S. or Worldwide in the top twenty trends all night on Twitter.

:love:

[GD]

Read the results on TPWW.net, (https://www.tpww.net/2019/10/wwe-raw-results-oct-7-2019-tyson-fury-and-braun-strowman/) don't feel like I missed out on much.

[Tom Guycott]

:lol: at the intro video to start RAW is last week's Rusev cuck storyline.

Rusev and Mike become The Blueballed Cuckolds and become tag champs at the expense of their "hot" wives. And yes, I put "hot" in quotation marks because of my opinion of Maria. Also, their careers take a nosedive like so much Billy & Chuck.

[Tom Guycott]

Some are reporting Bray is injured now

and Sasha. FFS.

Swerve! Looks like we found the next contestant in the Rotunda Brown Baby Sweepstakes!

[Tom Guycott]

Have they mentioned HIAC even once?

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negative

Shouldn't this be more of a reference for the Lashley storyline? You know, because dick bragging and all.

[Tom Guycott]

The Miz coming out now......... Insane how much "talent" WWE's roster has but almost everyone on TV is still unbelievably boring

Silly trips. They're toy collectors, remember? They don't want any of that talent going and making noise for anyone else - especially now with AEW being such a hot item - so they just throw money at them to bury them in-house.

[Tom Guycott]

Not sure its a good idea to highlight Fury being controversial considering it includes stuff like this:

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Yes, I do. Why are you building the promotion for tomorrow's Raw around &quot;oh shit, we're giving a controversial guy a live mic!&quot; talk when he's controversial for specific reasons like &quot;saying Jews control the banks/media/government&quot; &amp; &quot;equating homosexuality with pedophilia?&quot; Thx. <a href="https://t.co/cyj8H699KR">https://t.co/cyj8H699KR</a></p>&mdash; Bix I got this (@davidbix) <a href="https://twitter.com/davidbix/status/1181010663939948544?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 7, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

... unless the plan is for TF to align himself with Lars Sullivan. :shifty:

[Destor]

RAW did not trend in the U.S. or Worldwide in the top twenty trends all night on Twitter.
Now there's a useful metric

[Tom Guycott]

It seems I missed literally nothing at all.

Read the results on TPWW.net, (https://www.tpww.net/2019/10/wwe-raw-results-oct-7-2019-tyson-fury-and-braun-strowman/) don't feel like I missed out on much.

This. Exactly this.

Excellent strategy, WWE... retain your fans by making them dislike watching more and more each week.

Are we sure there wasn't any truth to the company re-hiring Vince Russo?

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The Fiend attacked Cesaro after <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAW?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#RAW</a> . The Crowd Went crazy!<a href="https://t.co/QjoPfV6dk7">pic.twitter.com/QjoPfV6dk7</a></p>&mdash; ℜ����������♛��(1.4K) (@RJStylesB2R) <a href="https://twitter.com/RJStylesB2R/status/1181417244829421568?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 8, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[Mr. Nerfect]

Goddamnit the Fiend is fucking awful. That fucking noise. I can’t be the only person who still doesn’t give a shit about Bray Wyatt.

[Rammsteinmad]

I'm bored of the Fiend already. Someone else commented in the HIAC thread but in six months time they'll forget him no-selling a dozen curbstomps and chair shots and have him jobbing to the Superman Punch.

Also I can't decide who I care less about between Fury and Velasquez.

[Gerard]

The now typical "confrontation" played out in its usual format. Hold him back hold him back, oh he escaped and got a few hits in, hold the other one back, oh he escaped and got a few hits in. :roll:

Utterly formularic pish that we've seen umpteen times before.

I'm bored of the Fiend already. Someone else commented in the HIAC thread but in six months time they'll forget him no-selling a dozen curbstomps and chair shots and have him jobbing to the Superman Punch.



Yup, that would be me. They really done the same thing with Kane years back, his first match with taker he had to be tombstoned 3 times to be pinned. After that anytime they met it only took one.

[slik]

RAW views so far on WWE's YT page:


Braun/Tyson Fury - 634k
Rusev snaps - 574k
Becky/Charlotte on Miz TV - 186k


Will be interesting to see if those top two hit a million views by the time ratings come out and everything else on the show bombs on YT.

[Evil Vito]

Reading the results. Christ what an awful sounding Raw.

Only thing that sounded interesting was the apparent start of a Becky/Kabuki Warriors feud. I'm all for that.

I thought Becky to SmackDown was a lay-up but now I'm not so sure. While Becky is heavily featured in the marketing for FOX, I think Vince really wants Charlotte as the main female there.

[Stickman]

Terrible raw all around. I am so tired of the WWE trying to recreate Austin/Tyson. They try all the time but it always falls flat because nobody makes it feel real like Austin. God damn I can’t watch 3 hours of Raw anymore.

[Lock Jaw]

God damn I can’t watch 3 hours of Raw anymore.

Surprised it took anybody THIS long to come to this realization

[xrodmuc316]

Terrible raw all around. I am so tired of the WWE trying to recreate Austin/Tyson. They try all the time but it always falls flat because nobody makes it feel real like Austin. God damn I can’t watch 3 hours of Raw anymore.

Also, nobody else comes close to Mike Tyson's level of fame. That guy was legit the most famous athlete in the world.

[xrodmuc316]

I'm bored of the Fiend already. Someone else commented in the HIAC thread but in six months time they'll forget him no-selling a dozen curbstomps and chair shots and have him jobbing to the Superman Punch.

Also I can't decide who I care less about between Fury and Velasquez.

They are both kind of ehh in terms of star power. Cain gets the nod from me because they have paired his real backstory with Brock to the Mysterio thing. Although it is absurd to think he is Dominics Godfather in real life considering Dom was born 9 years before Cain had his first MMA match, but at least they are trying to build layers.

Fury vs Braun is because Braun threw Dolph Ziggler into a wall that Fury was on the other side of lol.

[Stickman]

Fury vs Braun is because Braun threw Dolph Ziggler into a wall that Fury was on the other side of lol.

Exactly, it's utterly absurd.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I’m fine with both programs, but Braun needs to be better. The match with Fury is going to need a lot of work.

[Splaya]

Braun will probably have to work his best match and even that won't be enough to carry the match.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Kind of thought they might go Braun & Fury vs. The Club.

[Tom Guycott]

RAW views so far on WWE's YT page:


Braun/Tyson Fury - 634k
Rusev snaps - 574k
Becky/Charlotte on Miz TV - 186k


Will be interesting to see if those top two hit a million views by the time ratings come out and everything else on the show bombs on YT.

Since I didn't watch and really don't want to watch the show to find out; does the Rusev thing complete the logical sentence? You know: "... and becomes a badass submission machine"? If so, it prob'ly deserves more views. But not from me.

[slik]

no, he gets mad bc Bobby Lashley has sex with Lana

[Tom Guycott]

That's a "why", not a result.