Why bother ?

[Stu Hart]

Why bother pretending wrestling is a real fight anymore?

Everyone knows its a work. There is no suspension of disbelief anymore. It seems the only fecking marks are the ones in the ring. The others are people like Cornette holding on to a memory of yesteryear when I was alive an' kicking.

As i roll over in my grave, I think that maybe a company should just embrace the fact that you're about to see some athletic ballet by 2 guys who planned it in the back,

[BobbyHeenanJR]

My dad always said you were a pussy, Stu.

Now I know why.

[BobbyHeenanJR]

Did you ever learn how to bump Stu?
Who taught ya, was it Plank McWooden?

[Seanny One Ball]

Shit just got real

[Evil Vito]

Ehhhhhhh

[Stu Hart]

ehhhh...you picked up nothing from ya dad...prove me wrong an pick up cancer...ye feck.

[Sepholio]

Damn Stu that was savage as feck

[Ultra Mantis]

Why bother? It's gonna hurt me
It's gonna kill when you desert me
This happened to me twice before
WRESTLING IS NOT REAL ANYMORE

(Guitar solo)

[Bad News Gertner]

This is my new favourite thread.

[BobbyHeenanJR]

ehhhh...you picked up nothing from ya dad...prove me wrong an pick up cancer...ye feck.


This is why dad always voted for Fritz over you for father of the year you old coot.

I have it on good authority Jim Herd came up with the hunchbacks when he got a good look at you!

[Stu Hart]

if he wanted to try me...ehhh...why didnt he try me ?

[BobbyHeenanJR]

Because ya can't bump out of a sugar hold, Stu. Especially not with an erection pressing into your neck.

[thecc]

Ok boomer

[Seanny One Ball]

Stu Hart and Bobby Heenan were pre-boomer brah.

[Stu Hart]

ye mother was ehhh WHOOORR

[Seanny One Ball]

Gene Okerlund really does look like he has antenna there.

Or two little dicks growing out of his head.

[JimmyMess]

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[Mongo Lloyd]

Needs more flips